This is the ORIGINAL NOTE, handwritten by Dobbs, on which he etched the prophecy on which all of our religion's most cherished plans HINGED.
And hinge still, sort of.
You're not gonna believe this... but until yesterday, I THOUGHT THIS DOCUMENT WAS LOST!
I had DISPLAYED it openly at the X-Day gathering outside Sherman, NY, in the 10 minutes preceeding 7 a.m. It was only after the Rupture FAILED TO OCCUR that Papa Joe Mama noticed the way the note had been torn and taped together, suggesting something QUITE DISTURBING INDEED regarding our hopes for salvation from the skies.
However, we're fairly certain now that Dobbs MEANT 1998, accidentally wrote it upside down -- not unlikely, considering the extreme dyslexia that Dobbs displays -- but later corrected it. Keep in mind that Dobbs was in the throes of his Emaculation at the time -- this is from the late summer of 1953, when our Epopt was seized up in the Spirit by JHVH-1 and delivered this very message, along with the devastating truths about the Consiracy and the history of the Yetinsyny.
Also, as Popess Lilith reminded us that fateful morn, THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS itself states that although the Xists were scheduled to arrive at July 5, 1998, they do not LEAVE until 2 years later, in the year 2,000!
PERHAPS THEY ARE JUST WATCHING US TO SEE WHO IS TRULY OF "BOB" AND KEEPS THE FAITH!!
There is still much debate regarding the origins of the piece of paper on which Dobbs hand-scrawled the memo to himself.
Original file name: LostX-DayMemo-Found
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