ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME THAT JESUS DIED FOR HIS SINS?
Jesus H. Christ, Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Pope John Paul 2.0, Mother Teresa,
Bill Gates, Pat Robertson, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Rush Limbaugh and
Robert Carr are all going STRAIGHT TO HELL.
LOVE SIN BUT NOT THE SINNER...
Bitchslap any or all of the above through the Nine Circles of Hell to the
Eternal Torment they so richly deserve. Fear no god or master as you send
your victim screaming down the Portal Potty into the nether regions of Hades.
Your penile dimensions will triple when you make them squeal like a pig
with the Cursor of Torture!
IT IS BETTER TO RULE IN APPLE THAN TO SERVE IN MICROSOFT...
System Requirements: Macintosh with 68030 or higher processor, 2.5 megs
of RAM and 32-bit Color QuickDraw. Power Mac recommended.
THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH SHAREWARE FEES...
STRAIGHT TO HELL (1300K) may be obtained at the Lamprey Systems' Web Page
of the Damned (http://users.aol.com/lampreysys/index.html) or by emailing
Lamprey Systems at smurfboy@aol.com or lamprey@micron.net
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Robert Carr * smurfboy@aol.com * lamprey@micron.net
"The people in this neighborhood are animals. They'd steal Jesus if
he wasn't nailed down." - Kinky Friedman
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