An elderly couple went into a church. They met with the pastor and explained that they would like to become members of the church. He explained that in order to gain membership in this parish they would need to abstain from sex for 6 months. They said that would be no problem and they left, agreeing to return in 6 months.
A middle aged couple went into the church after them and explained that they too would like to become members of the church. Again, the reverend explained that they would need to abstain from sex for 6 months. They agreed to try and promised to return also.
A young couple then went into the church and asked to become members. The pastor informed them that they would need to abstain from sex for 6 months.
They seemed hesitant but eventually agreed to do their best and return in 6 months.
Of course, 6 months passed and the elderly couple return to meet with the reverand. "So? Have you been totally abstinant for 6 months?" "Oh yes," replied the old man "We could go longer if you like." The preacher told him that that wouldn't be necessary and said "Welcome to the church".
The middle aged couple came in next and The preacher again asked "So? Have you been totally abstinant for 6 months?" "Well," stammered the man, "We went 5 months, 3 weeks, and 4 days. Is that close enough?" "Oh ok, " the pastor said "Welcome to the church!"
The young couple came in and the preacher asked "So? Have you been totally abstinant for 6 months?"
"Well see here's how it is father," the young guy said "On the 5th day, she
was wearing these HOT tight red shorts. Then she bent over to get something
out of the freezer and I couldn't help myself. I just yanked 'em down, bent her over, and screwed her right there and then!"
"OH MY GOODNESS!" shouted the preacher "I'M SORRY BUT YOU'RE NOT WELCOME IN OUR CHURCH!"
"That's ok," shrugged the man "We aren't welcome in the grocery store anymore either".
Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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