Onan's Confession (from early '90s)
Rev. Nickie Deathchick's farewell video (Pt. 1)
(THURSDAY July 2 1998)
Rev. Damon Smith's Brushwood intro
Morning, Afternoon most from Stang-Cam:
A Walk Through Camp -- misc. Brushwood oddities -- visits with SubGenii camping along the road.
Ed Strange's Prairie Squid kite. The giant flying saucer model.
Nickie and Jesus setting up Sales Shed
Susie the Floozy's camp -- classic Floozian mugging and hamming
The SubGenius Superstore -- Nickie Deathchick
Susie the Floozie in Susie Satana Killer-Flooze schtick
Onan Canobite, Dr. G. Gordon Gordon, Friday Jones, various other Drs.
St. Andreaux on Sales
Hierarchites lord it from the Trailer Porch. Legume, someone else.
Official Meeting between the SubGenius Security teams and the Brushwood staff
Night: Men Vs. Women -- Slumber Party scandal
Andreaux raided, sexually harrassed by coven of SubGenius crazy women. Onan, Jesus, Stang etc. spy on SubGenius Women's Slumber Party. Men sniff woman scent on bushes, get excited.
Stang caught by women outside swimming pool building. Stripped, humiliated, bodily thrown in pool. Naked cavorting women jump in and alternately tintillate Stang, Jesus, other trapped males, and beat on them. SubGenius males terrified at prospect of being caught WITHOUT THEIR MEMBERSHIP CARDS in a premature Rupture.
Onstage:
Modemac announces to the crowd that men rescued Ivan Stang from naked women. (Crowd CHEERS (!?))
Pee Kitty rant #1
Luciferian Liberation Front rant #1
David Lynch Thursday night rant #1 about Slack
(Extensive Q&A, discussion between LLF, Lynch, P-Kitty)
Popess Lilith von Fraumench
Betsy Fucking Ross, her boyfriend
Kindergarten teacher, Nickie Deathchick, Rev. Angela, Dr. Onan Canobite
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Morning: REGISTRATION -- SubGenii line up to pay fee and obtain crucial plastic bracelet
On WBOB, a broadcast of the SubGenius Numerology guy
Onstage, 11 am(?), Stang welcomes small crowd of early arrivals to Brushwood
(Rev. 3.0's farewell video)
Stang rants about the 7 Great Misconceptions about X-Day (#7: That You Will Be Going Back Home From Here), discusses the miracle of the Turd in the Hot Tub
Dr. Onan Canobite sings 3 SubGenius songs:
"Do You Know How It Feels"
"I Am a SubGenius"
"I Wanna Die for "Bob""
BLOOD WRESTLING
Refereed by Rev. Nickie Deathchick and Rev. DK Jones; Dr. K'taden Legume, annunciator. (First two on Stang videotape have Stang narration as Stang shoots -- remaining ones on Stang tape have Legume narration as Legume shoots)
IrRev. Friday Jones vs. Christina Bucket
El Gordo vs. Angel
ANgel vs. Friday Jones
Pastor Craig vs. Steve Slack
Pastor Craig vs. Angel and Christina Bucket and Friday
Papa Joe Mama vs. Stang vs. Friday vs. The Rabbi vs. Angel vs. Christina
Howards vs. Christina
Several Big Bald or Short Haired Guys Vs. Each Other
Darrigo, Tom, & film crew interview Dr. Legume on trailer porch
BATTLE GEAR TESTING: On Stage:
Large crowd of Drummondians, F-U-menicals, Ivangelicals and Holocaustals gather as Jesus announces the Testing of the Weapons and Declaring of Sides for the Battle of Armageddon
Stang addresses the Ivangelicals.
Legume addresses the Holocaustals.
Various contestants: the One Lone Guy with his 3 Foot Dick, "Bobbies Must Die" guy, misc. weapons testing, bragging, bellowing and posturing.
Sides are taken. Nickie Deathchick re: Touchy feely church vs. destructo Church
((END REEL 1))
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X-DAY 98 LONG CUT REEL 2
(Battle Gear testing, con't)
Nickie Deathchick cont. re: Death and Destruction
G.Gordon Gordon joing Ivangelicals. Renaming of Gordonians to Drummondians (Those Who Do Not Come, but Lurk with Video Cameras). Strange gives Stang rocket-launcher weapon, demonstrates
JESUS CHRIST rants re: schedules, X-Day
Amateur ranters: kevbob, Rev. Jeff Saturn, Rev. Moxie, Rev. Buttmaster
THE DUKE OF UKE
"Been a Long Time," "Anarchy in the UK," 3 other songs (excerpts)
Kid Ginsu, Jesus on P-Kitty, Betsy Fucking Ross, CargoRaygyyh
St. ANDREW and Pope PHRED try to induce live sex
Jesus comments... Rev. Moses Evergreen -- hippie poetry
THE BULLDADA AUCTION (Jesus/Modemac)
Moment of Sacred Noise -- Dr. Dynasoar's dress -- Lester Dent's Pipe --
Auctioning Christina Bucket's panties, DK Jones wins; bites panties off -- El Gordo/Dale Ashmun's sperm -- DJ Shaver, Kill Me Radio -- Rev. Moxie -- Rev. Angela (Will Shit on Your Choice of object)-- P-Lil -- Legume -- Cthulu shirt -- Dobbs cookie
(Auction netted $157 and a Canadian $20 bill)
King of Slack BILL T. MILLER w/ DK, Stang -- SLACKBANGERS
"Slack-Bang Me Baby", "Surgeons 4 Connie"
"Last Chance for Slack" (Stang rant on Slack, shitting red body paint, and The Two Bulls)
""Bob" Is Love/"Bob" Is Hate"
PAPA JOE MAMA rant #1 -- Princess Diana and Mother Theresa
STANG STALLING: "X-Day Misconceptions," "My Affair with Clinton"
EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA:
"Sex In Another Dimension"
"Can I Put My Hands On You"
"Monkey Bunny"
"I Am a Clone"
((END of REEL 2))
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X-DAY 98 LONG CUT REEL 3
EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA con't.:
"Urasia Blue"
"Iodine 131"
"Living in Arizona (I Work w/ My Hands)"
"Jaguar Night"
"Father of Night"
Rev. SUSIE THE FLOOZIE and Her Two Best Friends
REV. IVAN STANG with EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA:
Intro rant, "Doors/We Are Not Men" jam
"Us and All Our Friends Are So Fucked Up" sing-along
"Revelations" Urgent Carmina Jam
EARTH FIRST anthem (bad CD playback)
"SubGenius Lullaby"
LUCIFERIAN LIBERATION FRONT (Lou Siffer and Bill Z. Bub)
Alien Hybrid Jesus, We Must Put Away Childish Things
"The Stupid Spirit," God is Big Brother,
Christians Like Sex, Plant Seeds of Doubt,
God Wants Sheep, Lucifer Was An Alien
Pig Butchering in the Wee Hours w/ Legume, Lou Siffer, Ed Strange
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SATURDAY, July 4, 1998:
Morning shots of camp -- Jesus w/ Bullhorn
Hilarious Pig Carcass Butchery (Strange, Gordon, Legume etc.) -- Registration Booth
THE NAKED "BOB"TISM in Poolhouse
Legume & Stang rant at the lurkers and photogs in bathhouse-- "sheepish peephole people" ... Stang, various babes baptised
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REEL 4
The NAKED BOBTISM in Poolhouse con't.
(trad. "Sacred Vortex Whirlpool")
Janor Hypercleats tells of being interviewed on cable TV show of idiot savants Elton & Betty White -- clips from said show
OR KILL ME radio camp, WBOB radio camp
GGG's Pig Head Search at SubSales
On Stage: Legume makes threats re: women/Ivangelicals who stole the pig head "No head, no head"
Pee Kitty in Hospital in Jamestown -- w/ Onan, Chris Lee
Stang being interviewed by Darrigo & crew -- Stang's "Farewell Video" (bad snd)
Very Young and Naive SubGeniuses (let's not say "Bobbies," it's an ugly word) blabber about Stang's bad haircut, where is Madonna? How the Church Should Have Done It, etc. -- hilarious ignorance and speculation
Clueless youths visit Rev. Susie the Floozie's camp -- "If you believe, you get to Leave." (Amazing Susie moment -- spooky!)
On Stage: Stang tunes in Tonga Islands on shortwave just as X-Day starts there! -- rants re: Slack shit, Janor arrived, introduces"
JHVH HATES PHRED -- All-Improv Interactive Concert
Songs (suggested by audience):
Narcolepsy, Gleet, Bob Down in the Saucers-Oh, BobRa -- SubGenius Pharoah, Walmart, Winged Eel Fingerling, Stuck in a Porta Potty, Herve Villachez (skipped Beer, Assassination of NHGH)
Stang on Time Zones, Parade of Mini-Ranters (some of these are appropriately excerpted to a very few seconds):
Yahweh Lynch
Stang on Pig Head
Locnar, Gaddy
Papa Joe Mama (selling art), Pan of Site, Joe Mama's Swag Shop
Jesus, Dynasoar announcements
Rev. WIld Hare, Unidentified Guy w/ Glasses, Short Black Hair
AstroGirl/Melanie
Excellent Mechanical Zen Guy anti-Bobbie rant
Blonde Girl w/ Black Bra and Shades
Steve Slack & Rev. DJ, Kevbob, Onan on Pee Kitty Visiting & Donations
EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA END OF THE WORLD SPACE JAM
(w/ unidentified killer sax player)
Instrumental (excerpted)
Stang tunes in Australia on shortwave just as they go off the air in Rupture
ESO con't.
"I Put a Spell On You"
Eurasian Exotic tune w/ Chas Spaceships rant -- interrupted by power failure
Preparing for Battle of Armageddon
Stang being wrapped; Legume "Rules of Engagement," Stang & Legume w/ Bleeding Head final rant, Trek to Battlefield
THE BATTLE OF ARMAGEDDON
(mostly shot by Rev. craig Mitchell, some by Damon Smith and Chris Lee)
After the Battle of Armageddon
Legume on the Launching, the Stolen Helmet, the Arrival of Janor
Stang & Dynasoar tune in New Zealand on shortwave -- they bought it
Stang & Legume: "Is Bob Dean Here?"
Pope Sternodox -- "Why I'm Fucking Pissed Off"
Pig Feast -- Virtual Valhalla
(Veterans of Battle chow down on dead pig)
On Stage: Rev. Two Beans freaks out, very strange tableau w/ costumes
Auctioning Stang's Bubble Wrap
POPESS LILITH VON FRAUMENSCH: Apocaleptic Movement rant
REEL 5
REV. VITO "JACK" CODINI'S X-DAY ANIMATION TITLE SEQUENCE!
Auctioning Stang's Bubble Wrap II
Rev. Abbott Costello
Janor hassled in his sales shop by that big bald guy... Friday helps Janor
(Popess Lilith acts as MC throughout)
Rev. MARY MAGDALINE
OR KILL ME Radio's found-bulldada presentation "SubGenius First Grade."
Drunk kid blabbering to cameraman Damon Smith: "I wanna be that girl in 1984 who gets in everybody's pants, in the broadcast industry"
P-Lil intro:
ST. JANOR HYPERCLEATS
DR. BILL T. MILLER, King of Slack -- "X-Day's A-Comin'" "Used Slack 4 Sale" "Religion Is Poison" "You Rang" (w/ P-Lil) "Kill "Bob"" and card-burning. With Steve Slack.
DR. ONAN CANOBITE re: Pee Kitty in hospital
Jesus, P-Lil intro:
POPESS NIKITA
PAPA JOE MAMA
HELLPOPE HUEY -- "Attack of the 50 Foot "Bob", Huey X-Day Rant
Janor, Phineas Narco, Papa Joe Mama stalked by cameraman Damon Smith
P-Lil, Jesus intros:
SOMEONE ELSE rant re: Connie, belly dance
Fireworks -- the INADVERTENT PREMATURE LAUNCHING BY DYNAMITE OF THE BLEEDING HEAD OF ARNOLD PALMER
Papa Joe Mama and Janor Hypercleats: the Launching of the Pig-Like Palmer Head
Stang maudlin blathering
MASS MARRIAGE of Dr. Dynasoar and Rev.El by 400 ordained ministers
JESUS and MARY announce their wedding
ANDREW THE IMPALED, CIRCUS APOCALYPSE sideshow marvel:
screwdriver in nose; eating light bulb
REEL 6
ANDREW THE IMPALED, CIRCUS APOCALYPSE sideshow marvel:
Fire eating; walking on glass; skewer through face; sewing Legume's mouth shut; fire-organ
Jesus on "Win a Date With Janor"
PAPA JOE MAMA #3 "The Virtuous House Nigger"
Rev. Angela Wins the DATE WITH JANOR
Midnight: SEX GODDESSES OF LASCIVIOUS EXHIBITION
Helium Baloon Launchings: Non-flying Saucer and Inflatable Sheep Launchings; Tinfoil Alien Launching
REV. YAHWEH LYNCH (excerpts)
Drummers and bonfire dancers in pagan-ville; Steve Slack clip "Satan Is My Tidy Bowl Man"
VAGINAL BLOOD FART -- DRS. 4 "BOB"/Swinging Love Corpses Audience Elimination: "This Is Our Best Song" "A Philo Tape" "Willie the Pimp" "Day Tripper" "A Philo Tape" reprise"Whole Lotta Love" (Pope Sternodox, Lafe Cowabunga, Ray Hey, Chris Dumas, Bill T. Miller)
Nexus One, World's Greatest Bobbie; Prophet Tom
THE DUKE OF UKE: "I Wanna Be Sedated" "(that Alanis Morrisette hit song )" "Holidy In Cambodia" "Cult of Personality" "Anarchy in the UK"
Short clips of MISC. DRUNKS until 4:30 am:
Tri-State Killing Spree (noise band), The Dullest Blabberer, Rev. Moxie, "I Was a Christian" guy, "Mr. Tamborine Man" guy, Locnar, Porn Addict from Houston, Steve Slack, Rev. Gaddy, Sivet Stang scolds the drunks, Rev. Mike Marcus, Steve Slack con't., Rev. Crawford Smith, Rev. Ned Wreck, Porn Addict from Houston, Beetle Cockroach Science Man (who was THIS guy??)
BILL Z. BUB, LUCIFERIAN LIBERATION FRONT -- excerpts
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SUNDAY July 5 1998 --Huge cloud X in sky sighted, 6 am
"FAREWELL VIDEOS" (taken in prior weeks): Rev. Trixter Shaman, Rev. Tom and Rev. Sally, Kid Ginsu, David Parish
6:45: white stretch limo circles campground, chased by crowd, pulls up at Pavillion, as Papa Joe Mama narrates
Stang, Jesus Christ, someone else, Mary Magdalene emerge, with crude "Bob" Dobbs mannequin. Misc. excited, unprepared statements: Stang, Papa Joe Mama, Rev. Susie the Floozie; Dr. Legume, G. Gordon Gordon, Rev. Strange and the Luciferian Liberation Front guys burn their membership cards to avoid "being stuck on saucers with YOU people"
7:00 am COUNTDOWN AND THE GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT
Taking of the Kool-Aid, "Fuck 'em" chant... second countdown... chaos breaks out. Joe Mama notices detail of original Dobbs memo re: 1998 (possibly "8661" written upside down). Holocaustals and crowd go berserk.
Ivangelical women strip clothes off Stang, Holocaustals dump motor oil and bright pink feathers over him.
THE HUMILIATION OF STANG
Stang tossed in stinking pond, mocked by assembled SubGenii. Jeremiads by Stang in response. More mocking and taunting until Stang is helped out by the Devil
FINAL END WRAP-UP:
Susie: "I came here to get fucked by "Bob" -- and "Bob" fucked EVERYBODY!!"
MODEMAC end rant excerpt
Stang (led from showers by Friday) plans price increases
Goodbye to attendees from Jesus, Stang
Rev. Groovy G. shares the ever-filled Frop Pipe with dispersing crowd
St. Byron Werner and Rev. Dale Ashmun (El Gordo) discuss X-Day's final surprise: O.J. Simpson's beheading of Stang and skull-fucking of Stang's head
Stang's mileage counter at 273
Rev. Kim's old "July 5 1998" bumper sticker... with the 1998 turned upside down.
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REEL 7
(SECRET COLLECTOR'S REEL -- X-DAY AFTERMATH reel)
GGG gripes about lack of Sex Goddesses
clip of someone else dancing in road
Friday Jones interviewed by film crew -- about Stang
Byron Werner and Dale Ashmun on Stang's shame
In Pavillion, X-Day morn:
Poodle Skinhead Boy alerts Damon Smith to his nakedity
MODEMAC'S RANT
Rev. Groovy G's Endless Frop Pipe
Rev. Him's Dobbsian pottery booth
BTM selling -- Sarah Deckerd speaks
Stang cleans up while ranting
Jesus in the Sales Booth
Papa Joe's radio play recording in OR KILL ME porta-studio tent, w/ Janor, Craig Mitchell, Stang, Phineas Narco, Nickie Deathchick, etc.
On Trailer HQ porch: Sister Decadence, Stang Demonstrate Friday's Prairie Squid Replica
Lunch with Sterno and GGG, the Legumes and Stangs, etc.
Dale Ashmun explains to Byron his drug sales to OJ Simpson
The FLAMING DOBBSHEAD TATOO on the guy's BUTT
Jesus and someone else in Sales Booth
On way to airport with Byron Werner, Sterno & co, Byron notices that Stang's odometer hit 273
Chris Lee carload drives through Brushwood Wildlife Preserve
Film Crew interviews Stang
Onan, Janor in camp -- Onan displays his Shirts, they discuss the blue UFO that appeared X-Day morn in the wee hours, Janor describes his date
Dr. Legume tells the complete story of his terrorizing of the kids, X-Day-e'en
The Making of the Bust of Rev. Susie the Floozie's bust
The Dallas Clench's Trip Home -- short clips of Sherman, NY, St. Louis, Rev. Kim's studio and garden, bumper stickers, someone else on car breakdown (around the corner from home)
filler to end out tape: "Just the Dinosaurs" from the second Jurassic Park movie
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X-DAY 98 LONG CUT REEL 1
THURSDAY: Misc. Brushwood oddities, SubGenii hamming; Men Vs. SubGenius Women, POOL CAVORTING; Ranters: Pee Kitty, Luciferian Liberation Front, David Lynch, P-Lil, Nickie, Angela, Onan, Wotan music; FRIDAY: misc. camp scenes, Stang on X-Day Misconceptions; DR. ONAN CANOBITE songs; NUDE BLOOD WRESTLING; ARMAGEDDON WEAPONS TESTING: Ivangelicals and Holocaustals posturing.
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X-DAY 98 REEL 2
Battle Gear testing 2; JESUS rants, amateur ranters: kevbob, Saturn, Moxie, Buttmaster; DUKE of UKE; misc. ranters; Andrew & Phred orgy; BULLDADA AUCTION; SLACKBANGERS; Stang rant on shitting red body paint; ""Bob" Is Love"; PAPA JOE MAMA on Princess Diana and Mother Theresa; Stang: "X-Day Misconceptions"; EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA: "Sex," "Can I Put My Hands On You," "Monkey Bunny," "I Am a Clone"
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X-DAY 98 REEL 3
EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA con't.: "Urasia Blue" "Iodine 131" "Living in Arizona" "Jaguar Night" "Father of Night"... Rev. SUSIE THE FLOOZIE and Her Two Best Friends... REV. IVAN STANG with EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA: Intro rant, "Doors/We Are Not Men" jam, "Us and All Our Friends Are So Fucked Up", "Revelations", EARTH FIRST, "SubGenius Lullaby" ... LUCIFERIAN LIBERATION FRONT... Late Night Pig Butchering... Morning camp, pig-kill, NAKED BOBTISM 1
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X-DAY 98 REEL 4
NAKED BOBTISM; Janor TV; misc. camp & pig-head antics; Bobbie Youth blabber; JHVH HATES PHRED; Mini-Ranter Parade; ESO SPACE JAM; BATTLE OF ARMAGEDDON; aftermath of Battle; Virtual Valhalla; Popess Lilith rant
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X-DAY 98 REEL 5
Codini's X-DAY ANIMATION; Misc. mini-ranters; JANOR HYPERCLEATS rant; BILL T. MILLER/KING of SLACK; Popess Nikita; Papa Joe; backstage; HellPope Huey; SOMEONE ELSE & belly dance; Fireworks, HEAD Launching; PIG HEAD Launching; MASS MARRIAGE of Dr. Dynasoar and Rev.El; ANDREW THE IMPALED, sideshow marvel (pt. 1)
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X-DAY 98 REEL 6
CODINI'S X-DAY ANIMATION; ANDREW the IMPALED 2 (inc. Legume Sewing); Janor and His Date; PAPA JOE MAMA "House Nigger"; SEX GODDESSES of Lascivious Exhibitions; helium balloon Launchings; DAVID LYNCH; Vaginal Blood Fart / DRS. 4 "BOB"; mini-ranters; DUKE OF UKE; noise band, Steve Slack, misc. drunks collage; LUCIFERIANS (Bill Z. Bub); ... SUNDAY July 5 1998 -- 7:00 am -- X in Sky; Farewell Videos; Limo Arrival; Countdown; Stang lynched; final rap-up and end bits
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REEL 7 (COLLECTORS ONLY)
Modemac's rant; Clean-up; Friday Jones interview; Werner and Ashmun; OR KILL ME recording; Prairie Squid Replica on porch; Ashmun on OJ Simpson; DOBBSHEAD BUTT TATOO; Brushwood Wildlife Preserve; Stang interview; Onan, Janor on UFO, Janor date; Dr. Legume tells of his terrorizing; Bust of Rev. Susie the Floozie's bust; Dallas Clench's Trip Home;
filler to end out tape: "Just the Dinosaurs" from THE LOST WORLD
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X-DAY 98 long cut REEL 1:
Brushwood oddities, misc. SubGenii hamming; Men Vs. SubGenius Women's Slumber Party, Naked Pool Cavorting; Thursday night ranters, Wotan; Friday a.m.: Stang intro rant; 3 Onan songs; NUDE BLOOD WRESTLING; ARMAGEDDON WEAPONS TESTING & debates.
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X-DAY 98 REEL 2
Battle testing; amateur ranters; The Duke of Uke; St. Andrew and Pope Phred attempted orgy; BULLDADA AUCTION; SLACKBANGERS; Papa Joe Mama; Stang: "X-Day Misconceptions"; EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA part 1
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X-DAY 98 REEL 3
EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA part 2; SUSIE THE FLOOZIE; REV. IVAN STANG w/ ESO, main devival; LUCIFERIAN LIBERATION FRONT.
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X-DAY 98 REEL 4
Naked Boptism; JHVH Hates Phred; ESO Space Jam; Battle of Armageddon; Virtual Valhalla; P-Lil
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X-DAY 98 REEL 5
Misc.rants; Janor Hypercleats; King of Slack; HellPope Huey; someone else; Fireworks, Launching; Mass Marriage of Dr. Dynasoar and Rev.El; Andrew the Impaled, sideshow marvel
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X-DAY 98 REEL 6
Andrew the Impaled 2; Janor and His Date; Papa Joe Mama #3 "The Virtuous House Nigger"; Sex Goddesses of Lascivious Exhibitions; Vaginal Blood Fart / DRS. 4 "BOB"; Duke of Uke; misc. drunks collage ... SUNDAY July 5 1998 -- 7:00 am -- Farewell Videos, Countdown; Stang mocked and lynched, Modemac & end
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