Subject: My suggestion for possible revenge...

On 16 Sep 2001, James T. Rex King of the Monsters wrote:
>> Go in with ground troops and air strikes, take over all
>> of the Middle East, make them all new states and turn
>> the whole place into a Theme Park.
>
> Hmm In therory it a good idea but if you look at what
> happened to the Soviets in Afganistan, all it would do
> is make the market bullish on body bags.

Develop a biological warfare agent that dissolves
the fibers of burqas into see-through negligee.

Terrific psychological tactic, great footage for CNN.
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Subject: Re: My suggestion for possible revenge...
From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)

Giant mutant fleas and lice that prefer to live in beards.

Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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Subject: Re: My suggestion for possible revenge...
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 2:59 AM
Message-ID: <20010917025929.25347.00000739@mb-ct.aol.com>

Make them live under the new, "Nancy Reagan/Barbara Bush Regime"

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"
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Subject: Re: My suggestion for possible revenge...
From: opalpeacok@aol.com.net (Salacia the Overseer)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 9:31 AM
Message-ID: <20010917093131.12358.00000791@mb-cc.aol.com>

<< Make them live under the new, "Nancy Reagan/Barbara Bush Regime" >>

You will VOLUNTEER to SAY NO TO DRUGS while LEARNING TO READ.

Headmistress Salacia the Overseer
Branch Salacians
Director of Programming, Keeper of the Seven Squeals, keanuphobe
http://www.members.aol.com/opalpeacok/TheCompound.html
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Subject: Re: My suggestion for possible revenge...
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 10:00 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R1709012200480001@news.us.inter.net>

In article <20010917093131.12358.00000791@mb-cc.aol.com>,
opalpeacok@aol.com.net (Salacia the Overseer) wrote:

><< Make them live under the new, "Nancy Reagan/Barbara Bush Regime" >>
>
>You will VOLUNTEER to SAY NO TO DRUGS while LEARNING TO READ.

Put Mason Verger in charge of Afghanistan with his attack pigs trained to
lick bearded guys.
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Subject: Re: My suggestion for possible revenge...
From: opalpeacok@aol.com.net (Salacia the Overseer)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 8:18 AM
Message-ID: <20010918081842.12358.00000973@mb-cc.aol.com>

<< Put Mason Verger in charge of Afghanistan with his attack pigs trained to
lick bearded guys. >>

You know, that's not a bad idea. I'll bet they could handle the terrain in
Afghanistan better than the American boys. That'd root "'em out their holes".
Killer pigs for Afghanistan! Airdropped swine ha ha ha ha. When pigs fly!
hahahahah. oink

Subject: Re: My suggestion for possible revenge...
From: Tesla Coil <tescoil@irtc.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 12:51 PM
Message-ID: <3BA779C2.1E5F6F37@irtc.net>

On 18 Sep 2001, Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>> Put Mason Verger in charge of Afghanistan with his attack pigs
>> trained to lick bearded guys.
>
> You know, that's not a bad idea. I'll bet they could handle the
> terrain in Afghanistan better than the American boys. That'd root
> "'em out their holes". Killer pigs for Afghanistan! Airdropped
> swine ha ha ha ha. When pigs fly! hahahahah. oink

Brilliant. I wanna see *this* on CNN. There's US communities
in an ongoing battle to get rid of hog confinement megafarms
that pollute groundwater and stink up a twenty mile radius.
Bush could take some of his blank check, buy 'em out, take care
of a domestic problem, shoot the swine up with hormones to make
'em real mean oversexed WAR PIGS, parachute 'em into Afghanistan.

So, some get blown into bacon by the widespread landmines, not
any worse of a fate than they were otherwise destined. Others
get into the opium crop and become whacked out junkie war pigs,
a *better* fate than they were otherwise destined, makes them
that much more of a nuisance. Imagine the Taliban trying to
get sympathy from other Islamic nations to join battle when
they *expected* us to carpet bomb little kids. Arab foreign
ministers would be suppressing laughter on the phone: "The US
what? They overran you with crazy pigs?! Heh Heh, *ahem* ...
Tell me again."

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