Subject: Faith based initiative

From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 3:25 PM
Message-ID: <3ba64d86.38112115@News.CIS.DFN.DE>

I just read a reference to the murders as 'the ultimate faith-based
initiative'.

Am I going insane or getting my sanity back?

I laughed.

--
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Subject: Re: Faith based initiative
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 6:02 PM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-1709011602250001@208-135-242-130.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <3ba64d86.38112115@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, joecosby@mindspring.com
(Joe Cosby) wrote:

> Am I going insane or getting my sanity back?

You don't know either, huh? I know, its hard to define; the instructions
are tattooed in Urdu on the back of a San Fran BBW hooker who really moves
for such a zaftig lady. "Thou shalt WHAT? Render unto WHO? Suck the chrome
offa WHUT? I have 2 $10s! SLOW DOWN, DAMNIT!"

If the rest of THIS world is sane, bring on the aluminum hats and
butterfly nets. MAGNESIUM butterfly nets, aieee! No smoking, NO
SMOOKKKIINNGGGGG *FWROOSH!!* ah fuggit

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
When you microwave a boiled egg, it splatters like anything.

"The English and French delegates did s**t on the floor
and tearing the Treaty of Seville into strips
with such merriment did wipe their backsides,
seeing which the Spanish delegate withdrew from the conference."
- William S. Burroughs, "The Yage Letters"

"Tell me there's an afterlife for androids...
and that all cyborgs go to Heaven."
- 'Andromeda'

*It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and
omnipotent God,
but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
If such a board actually exists it operates precisely like
the board of a corporation that is losing money.
- H. L. Mencken
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Subject: Re: Faith based initiative
From: Phineas <pnarco@worldnet.att.REMOVETHIScom>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 10:49 AM
Message-ID: <5sneqtcphkkanh9a0ttdn5pkr7ut41uoca@4ax.com>

Or the ultimate 'Reality TV Show'. I'm real curious to see if The
Onion will pick up on that angle today (new issue due out!)

On Mon, 17 Sep 2001 19:25:11 GMT, joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
wrote:

>
>I just read a reference to the murders as 'the ultimate faith-based
>initiative'.
>
>Am I going insane or getting my sanity back?
>
>I laughed.

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Subject: Re: Faith based initiative
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 5:20 PM
Message-ID: <Xns911FB0489485Enunyabiznowaycom@198.99.146.10>

Once while pondering the wonders of Silly Putty, Joe Cosby exclaimed..

>
> I just read a reference to the murders as 'the ultimate faith-based
> initiative'.
>
> Am I going insane or getting my sanity back?

Yes.

That'll be 5 cents. The doctor is now out.

>
> I laughed.
>
> --
> Joe Cosby

--
~~ Reverend DJ Epoch ~~
~~ The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion ~~

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