Subject: proud to be an american - NOW ON SALE!

From: "whyaskwhybot" <blackout@404infomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 2:05 PM
Message-ID: <i4Mp7.1515$pY5.351640@news.uswest.net>

just got a call :" hey we are printing up totally free bumper stickers
of the american flag with proud to be an american on them with YOUR
business name and adress on them and since they are totally free we can
sell them to you for only $279.00 for 500 of them"

I sat and listened to the whole thing. when it got time for "that pause"
where they ask you to cough up I asked her what day it was. she said the
18th. I said no what day of the week. she says oh it's tuesday. I said
so you guys waited exactly 7 days + to cash in on the corpses? she says
no we are providing a great service people WANT THESE we are stimulating
the ECONOMY. I said yup, stimulating YOUR ECONOMY by CASHING IN ON THE
CORPSES at which point communications were unexplainably terminated.

you just CAN'T make this shit up, can you?

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