Subject: Stand behind the leaders

From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 12:44 PM
Message-ID: <20010920124456.25397.00000050@mb-bh.aol.com>

Let's stand behind the obvious leaders; let them take and maintain a leadership
role; let the statements by Robertson and Falwell stand as the most stupid
utterances of the 21st Century.

Quick! Somebody put a sock in Prez PoBucker's mouth!
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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: Ben Douglass <webmaster@666bendouglass.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 3:32 PM
Message-ID: <9odg7t025jc@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <20010920124456.25397.00000050@mb-bh.aol.com>, bobdiddley@aol.com
says...
>
>Let's stand behind the obvious leaders; let them take and maintain a leadership
>role; let the statements by Robertson and Falwell stand as the most stupid
>utterances of the 21st Century.
>
>Quick! Somebody put a sock in Prez PoBucker's mouth!

In this time of great TERROR I have chosen to look upon the only leadership that
will pull us through a great and bloody war with the EAST. I speak of that great
and courageous triumvirate: Stang, Drummond & Legume!

Benjamin Douglass - ["Agitate, Educate, Liberate"]
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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 4:00 PM
Message-ID: <Xns9122A2D26E31Cnunyabiznowaycom@198.99.146.10>

Once while under the influence of paprika,Ben Douglass
<webmaster@666bendouglass.net> muttered..

> In article <20010920124456.25397.00000050@mb-bh.aol.com>,
> bobdiddley@aol.com says...
>>
>>Let's stand behind the obvious leaders; let them take and maintain a
>>leadership role; let the statements by Robertson and Falwell stand as the
>>most stupid utterances of the 21st Century.
>>
>>Quick! Somebody put a sock in Prez PoBucker's mouth!
>
> In this time of great TERROR I have chosen to look upon the only
> leadership that will pull us through a great and bloody war with the
> EAST. I speak of that great and courageous triumvirate: Stang, Drummond &
> Legume!
>
> Benjamin Douglass - ["Agitate, Educate, Liberate"]

You forgot the HellPope. Gotta have him in the cabinet. (No, dammit, NOT the
one in the kitchen!)

--
~~ Reverend DJ Epoch ~~
~~ The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion ~~
~~ Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall, Divine Redneck Clench ~~
~~ Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel ~~
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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: "whyaskwhybot" <blackout@404infomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 3:58 PM
Message-ID: <EWrq7.1348$Ni7.226210@news.uswest.net>

"Ben Douglass" wrote

> In this time of great TERROR I have chosen to look upon the only
leadership that
> will pull us through a great and bloody war with the EAST. I speak of
that great
> and courageous triumvirate: Stang, Drummond & Legume!

helpful tip: start keeping your pooper greased and buy one of those
wallets with a chain
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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: "Dr. Klaus von Idol" <vrolok@vectorstar.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 4:09 PM
Message-ID: <Xns91229BA689D6Cvrolokvectorstarnet@209.242.64.100>

Ben Douglass <webmaster@666bendouglass.net> wrote in
news:9odg7t025jc@drn.newsguy.com:

> In article <20010920124456.25397.00000050@mb-bh.aol.com>,
> bobdiddley@aol.com says...
>>
>>Let's stand behind the obvious leaders; let them take and maintain
>>a leadership role; let the statements by Robertson and Falwell
>>stand as the most stupid utterances of the 21st Century.
>>
>>Quick! Somebody put a sock in Prez PoBucker's mouth!
>
> In this time of great TERROR I have chosen to look upon the only
> leadership that will pull us through a great and bloody war with
> the EAST. I speak of that great and courageous triumvirate: Stang,
> Drummond & Legume!
>

What about "Bob"?

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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 4:16 PM
Message-ID: <Xns9122A5B798DC6CortezLegume18465086@24.12.106.199>

whyaskwhybot wrote:

> helpful tip: start keeping your pooper greased and buy one of those
> wallets with a chain

Note to self:

Send thank you note to whyaskwhy re:grease.
Buy chain cutter.
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and the Palace in the Sun
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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 4:18 PM
Message-ID: <20010920161823.17721.00001076@mb-fd.aol.com>

>Let's stand behind the obvious leaders;

Obvious leaders? Who would those be?

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"
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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 4:23 PM
Message-ID: <Resq7.28418$707.15562008@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com>

"Bobdiddley" <bobdiddley@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20010920124456.25397.00000050@mb-bh.aol.com...
> Let's stand behind the obvious leaders;

Yes! Stand behind THEM, because they will be in that super secret bomb
shelter, the one that's impregnable and has a private space shuttle.
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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 4:51 PM
Message-ID: <3baa5620.11757542@News.CIS.DFN.DE>

"Dr. Klaus von Idol" <vrolok@vectorstar.net> hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, "Dr. Klaus von Idol" <vrolok@vectorstar.net> laughed
madly, then wrote:

>Ben Douglass <webmaster@666bendouglass.net> wrote in
>news:9odg7t025jc@drn.newsguy.com:
>
>> In article <20010920124456.25397.00000050@mb-bh.aol.com>,
>> bobdiddley@aol.com says...
>>>
>>>Let's stand behind the obvious leaders; let them take and maintain
>>>a leadership role; let the statements by Robertson and Falwell
>>>stand as the most stupid utterances of the 21st Century.
>>>
>>>Quick! Somebody put a sock in Prez PoBucker's mouth!
>>
>> In this time of great TERROR I have chosen to look upon the only
>> leadership that will pull us through a great and bloody war with
>> the EAST. I speak of that great and courageous triumvirate: Stang,
>> Drummond & Legume!
>>
>
>What about "Bob"?

"Bob" was, is, and shall be our ruler. "Bob"'s authority isn't
stated, it -permeates-.

"Bob" -is- authority. And "Bob" -is- anarchy. "Bob" -is- peanut
butter, and yet "Bob" -is- chocolate. All that is good, -flows- from
"Bob". "Bob" -is- the profit margin. And "Bob" -is- the receipt; a
receipt written in cipher, transcribed to Hunan Chinese ideographs,
then eaten.

Do you understand?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

MS needs a "What the !$!$!!! is wrong NOW!" command that works.

- Pope Charles

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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 4:48 PM
Message-ID: <3baa5566.11571666@News.CIS.DFN.DE>

Ben Douglass <webmaster@666bendouglass.net> hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, Ben Douglass <webmaster@666bendouglass.net> laughed
madly, then wrote:

>In article <20010920124456.25397.00000050@mb-bh.aol.com>, bobdiddley@aol.com
>says...
>>
>>Let's stand behind the obvious leaders; let them take and maintain a leadership
>>role; let the statements by Robertson and Falwell stand as the most stupid
>>utterances of the 21st Century.
>>
>>Quick! Somebody put a sock in Prez PoBucker's mouth!
>
>In this time of great TERROR I have chosen to look upon the only leadership that
>will pull us through a great and bloody war with the EAST. I speak of that great
>and courageous triumvirate: Stang, Drummond & Legume!

Oh yeah GREAT idea! Wonderful.

They'd be our fearless leaders about 13 minutes before a horrible
firefight over the last bits of frop in the bottom of the Welcome bag
broke out and we'd be in the middle of Civil War II and simultaneously
World War III.

I'll put my money on Legume though. 50 Quatloos on the earthling.

He's low to the ground with a hard-to-hit profile, and I think he
could take a bullet or two and keep going on adrenaline.

--
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BOBOBO AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN
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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 4:57 PM
Message-ID: <3baa5842.12303623@News.CIS.DFN.DE>

joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby) hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby) laughed madly,
then wrote:

>"Bob" was, is, and shall be our ruler. "Bob"'s authority isn't
>stated, it -permeates-.

Like New Jersey.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Evil is a dunghill, Mr. Angel. Everybody climbs up on theirs to
speak out against somebody else's"
- Satan

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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: "Dr. Klaus von Idol" <vrolok@vectorstar.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 4:57 PM
Message-ID: <Xns9122A3A7658F8vrolokvectorstarnet@209.242.64.100>

joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby) wrote in
news:3baa5620.11757542@News.CIS.DFN.DE:

> "Dr. Klaus von Idol" <vrolok@vectorstar.net> hunched over a computer,
> typing feverishly;
> thunder crashed, "Dr. Klaus von Idol" <vrolok@vectorstar.net> laughed
> madly, then wrote:
>
>>Ben Douglass <webmaster@666bendouglass.net> wrote in
>>news:9odg7t025jc@drn.newsguy.com:
>>
>>> In article <20010920124456.25397.00000050@mb-bh.aol.com>,
>>> bobdiddley@aol.com says...
>>>>
>>>>Let's stand behind the obvious leaders; let them take and maintain
>>>>a leadership role; let the statements by Robertson and Falwell
>>>>stand as the most stupid utterances of the 21st Century.
>>>>
>>>>Quick! Somebody put a sock in Prez PoBucker's mouth!
>>>
>>> In this time of great TERROR I have chosen to look upon the only
>>> leadership that will pull us through a great and bloody war with
>>> the EAST. I speak of that great and courageous triumvirate: Stang,
>>> Drummond & Legume!
>>>
>>
>>What about "Bob"?
>
> "Bob" was, is, and shall be our ruler. "Bob"'s authority isn't
> stated, it -permeates-.
>
> "Bob" -is- authority. And "Bob" -is- anarchy. "Bob" -is- peanut
> butter, and yet "Bob" -is- chocolate. All that is good, -flows- from
> "Bob". "Bob" -is- the profit margin. And "Bob" -is- the receipt; a
> receipt written in cipher, transcribed to Hunan Chinese ideographs,
> then eaten.
>
> Do you understand?
>

Yeah, got it. I wonder if Bill Murray knows, though.

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Subject: Re: Stand behind the leaders
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 22, 2001 12:33 AM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-2109012233550001@208-135-242-133.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <3bb274d2.6514307@news.earthlink.net>, inigo@montoya.net (D. P.
Roberts) wrote:

> >> They're not our "leaders" at all -- they're our SERVANTS.
> >> > >
> >Poor naive soul...
>
> You're absolutely right. I should have put some sort of indicator to
> indicate I was being silly.

Like posting to alt.slack in the first place wasn't proof enough.

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only it is even deader."
Especially on Saturday night in Arkansas.

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when I'm in an uncontrolled,
600-mile-an-hour vertical dive.
I also s**t normally. Directly into my pants.
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