WANKING FOR PEACE!!

From: priestesspisces@hotmail.com (Priestess Pisces)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 16, 2001 11:13 PM
Message-ID: <2bdc07f4.0109161913.e3e924e@posting.google.com>

I ask in the spirit of slack and peace that everyone wank tuesday nite
starting at 10.30pm EST... culminating in a wave of Uberfemme and
Overmen orgasms that will fill the air with the stench of yeti sex
juices which in turn will frighten the enemy who choses to steal our
slack and return the balence and peace to the world..

and if it doesnt being peace.. well.. it will be fun...

OH and of course if you have a significant slackful other.. BY ALL
MEANS FUCK!

SO LETS ALL CUM FOR PEACE! CUM FOR OUR SLACK! CUM LIKE ITS THE END OF
THE WORLD!

thank you
Pisces
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Subject: Re: WANKING FOR PEACE!!
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Sep 16, 2001 11:43 PM
Message-ID: <3BA57165.D54@succeeds.com>

Priestess Pisces wrote:
>
> SO LETS ALL CUM FOR PEACE! CUM FOR OUR SLACK!
> CUM LIKE ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!
>

Aha, but that's just what they'll be *expecting* us to do!

Instead, we'll fire engine oil from the front tube!

--
"Nature abhors a peasant. You will soon see
a violent demonstration of this fact."
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Subject: Re: WANKING FOR PEACE!!
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 2:48 AM
Message-ID: <20010917024856.25347.00000738@mb-ct.aol.com>

>I ask in the spirit of slack and peace that everyone wank tuesday nite
>starting at 10.30pm EST

You can count on me.

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"
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Subject: Re: WANKING FOR PEACE!!
From: lyonderboy@hotmail.com (Lupus Yonderboy)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 9:54 AM
Message-ID: <26a3a89e.0109170554.74d3e7f3@posting.google.com>

rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) wrote in message news:<20010917024856.25347.00000738@mb-ct.aol.com>...
> >I ask in the spirit of slack and peace that everyone wank tuesday nite
> >starting at 10.30pm EST
>
> You can count on me.
>

How raunchy does it have to be?
Just regular missionary-style,
or a cacophany of sex-hurt?

-LY
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Subject: Re: WANKING FOR PEACE!!
From: "Budec" <budec@qwest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 12:05 PM
Message-ID: <Ebpp7.118$TA5.244141@news.uswest.net>

Starting at 10.30PM EST? I don't think we shoudl all "start" together, but
"finish" together. How possiably it is to "sync" everyone's orgasms into a
window of say 4 seconds? That would be neat for sure.

Jack

"Priestess Pisces" <priestesspisces@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2bdc07f4.0109161913.e3e924e@posting.google.com...
> I ask in the spirit of slack and peace that everyone wank tuesday nite
> starting at 10.30pm EST... culminating in a wave of Uberfemme and
> Overmen orgasms that will fill the air with the stench of yeti sex
> juices which in turn will frighten the enemy who choses to steal our
> slack and return the balence and peace to the world..
>
> and if it doesnt being peace.. well.. it will be fun...
>
> OH and of course if you have a significant slackful other.. BY ALL
> MEANS FUCK!
>
> SO LETS ALL CUM FOR PEACE! CUM FOR OUR SLACK! CUM LIKE ITS THE END OF
> THE WORLD!
>
> thank you
> Pisces
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Subject: Re: WANKING FOR PEACE!!
From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 2:39 PM
Message-ID: <b71f73eb.0109171039.772cae7c@posting.google.com>

lyonderboy@hotmail.com (Lupus Yonderboy) wrote in message news:<26a3a89e.0109170554.74d3e7f3@posting.google.com>...
> > >I ask in the spirit of slack and peace that everyone wank tuesday nite
> > >starting at 10.30pm EST
> How raunchy does it have to be?
> Just regular missionary-style,
> or a cacophany of sex-hurt?

This is where "Bob's" command is applied: TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH.
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Subject: Re: WANKING FOR PEACE!!
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 3:16 PM
Message-ID: <3ba64b9b.37621002@News.CIS.DFN.DE>

priestesspisces@hotmail.com (Priestess Pisces) hunched over a
computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, priestesspisces@hotmail.com (Priestess Pisces)
laughed madly, then wrote:

>I ask in the spirit of slack and peace that everyone wank tuesday nite
>starting at 10.30pm EST... culminating in a wave of Uberfemme and
>Overmen orgasms that will fill the air with the stench of yeti sex
>juices which in turn will frighten the enemy who choses to steal our
>slack and return the balence and peace to the world..
>
>and if it doesnt being peace.. well.. it will be fun...
>
>OH and of course if you have a significant slackful other.. BY ALL
>MEANS FUCK!
>
>SO LETS ALL CUM FOR PEACE! CUM FOR OUR SLACK! CUM LIKE ITS THE END OF
>THE WORLD!
>
>thank you
>Pisces

KILL BOB FOR PEACE!

Where is the fucker, anyway? Or did Stang take all the stuffing out
of him on X-Day?

LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST, STANG!

DON'T BOGART THAT BOB!

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
Who struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury ,
Signifying nothing.

The Scottish Play. Act V, Scene V

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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Subject: Re: WANKING FOR PEACE!!
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 5:45 PM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-1709011545420001@208-135-242-130.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <3ba64b9b.37621002@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, joecosby@mindspring.com
(Joe Cosby) wrote:

> KILL BOB FOR PEACE!
>> Where is the fucker, anyway? Or did Stang take all the stuffing out
> of him on X-Day?

That's the horror of it. When Stang beats on "Bob," its his OWN guts he's
stomping. Didn't think about THAT, didja? None of us wants to accept it,
but we're following the lead of a pedigreed A/V nerd who assaults his own
effigy. That's right, the star-child is a self-flagellant who is being
paid PER FIT. $30 please. Brrr.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
When you microwave a boiled egg, it splatters like anything.

"The English and French delegates did s**t on the floor
and tearing the Treaty of Seville into strips
with such merriment did wipe their backsides,
seeing which the Spanish delegate withdrew from the conference."
- William S. Burroughs, "The Yage Letters"

"Tell me there's an afterlife for androids...
and that all cyborgs go to Heaven."
- 'Andromeda'

*It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and
omnipotent God,
but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
If such a board actually exists it operates precisely like
the board of a corporation that is losing money.
- H. L. Mencken
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Subject: Re: WANKING FOR PEACE!!
From: speaker616@hotmail.com (C. Woolard)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2001 6:36 PM
Message-ID: <b3372e53.0109171436.5f7e1762@posting.google.com>

"Budec" <budec@qwest.net> wrote in message news:<Ebpp7.118$TA5.244141@news.uswest.net>...
> Starting at 10.30PM EST? I don't think we shoudl all "start" together, but
> "finish" together. How possiably it is to "sync" everyone's orgasms into a
> window of say 4 seconds? That would be neat for sure.

Generally, you can't even get two people to finish simultaneously. And
most Subs aren't even "synched enough to agree on what *day* it is...

--
KLA10
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Subject: Re: WANKING FOR PEACE!!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 19, 2001 11:46 AM
Message-ID: <190920011146092602%stang@subgenius.com>

In article
<Hulkturds-1709011545420001@208-135-242-130.dial-up.ipa.net>, HellPope
Huey <Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch> wrote:

> In article <3ba64b9b.37621002@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, joecosby@mindspring.com
> (Joe Cosby) wrote:
>
>
> > KILL BOB FOR PEACE!
> >> Where is the fucker, anyway? Or did Stang take all the stuffing out
> > of him on X-Day?
>
> That's the horror of it. When Stang beats on "Bob," its his OWN guts he's
> stomping. Didn't think about THAT, didja? None of us wants to accept it,
> but we're following the lead of a pedigreed A/V nerd who assaults his own
> effigy. That's right, the star-child is a self-flagellant who is being
> paid PER FIT. $30 please. Brrr.

Huey? Are you more nuts than usual? I own the trademark on Dobbs' face,
I don't own HIM or his GUTS.

"BOB" IS NOT SPOCK

NOR AM I

But that doesn't make me "Bob".

I don't even PLAY "Bob" on TV.

Sometimes I play with my "bob" in the bathtub, though.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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Subject: Re: WANKING FOR PEACE!!
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Sep 19, 2001 12:48 PM
Message-ID: <3BA8CC65.34D@succeeds.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wroted:
>
> In article
> Hulkturds wroted:
>
> > Joe Cosby wroted fisted:
> >
> >
> > > KILL BOB FOR PEACE!
> > >> Where is the fucker, anyway? Or did Stang take all
> > >> the stuffing out of him on X-Day?
> >
> > That's the horror of it. When Stang beats on "Bob,"
> > its his OWN guts he's stomping. Didn't think about
> > THAT, didja? None of us wants to accept it, but we're
> > following the lead of a pedigreed A/V nerd who assaults
> > his own effigy. That's right, the star-child is a self-
> > flagellant who is being paid PER FIT. $30 please. Brrr.
>
> Huey? Are you more nuts than usual? I own the trademark on
> Dobbs' face, I don't own HIM or his GUTS.
>
> "BOB" IS NOT SPOCK
>
> NOR AM I
>
> But that doesn't make me "Bob".
>
> I don't even PLAY "Bob" on TV.
>
> Sometimes I play with my "bob" in the bathtub, though.
>

Wait, was it *you* then, who posted this:

> I worked my middle finger into my anus, slowly
> pushing it in and wiggling it
>
> around.
>

AND THIS IS THE SOUND I MADE DOING IT:

> "huhijoguzrfkhezeixgkdkkjiynrmfbypluhsvnoxlflpm-
> ceuepcwnvuslbjqgmvydmdtgtsurbjrxwg!"

"Bob" really *is* an asshole?

--
"Nature abhors a peasant. You will soon see
a violent demonstration of this fact."

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