Subject: I didn't suggest this

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Fri, Sep 21, 2001 7:28 PM
Message-ID: <3BABCD25.52B6@succeeds.com>

every day that you don't turn him over, 100 square
miles of your nation's farmland will become
permanently unusable.

--
"Nature abhors a peasant. You will soon see
a violent demonstration of this fact."
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Subject: Re: I didn't suggest this
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Sep 21, 2001 8:47 PM
Message-ID: <3fRq7.1134$N67.617492@news.uswest.net>

"nu-monet" wrote

> every day that you don't turn him over, 100 square
> miles of your nation's farmland will become
> permanently unusable.

I thought Russia already did that one to all of it.
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Subject: Re: I didn't suggest this
From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Sep 21, 2001 8:40 PM
Message-ID: <3babde12$0$1527$272ea4a1@news.execpc.com>

in article 3BABCD25.52B6@succeeds.com, nu-monet at nothing@succeeds.com
wrote on 9/21/01 6:28 PM:

> every day that you don't turn him over, 100 square
> miles of your nation's farmland will become
> permanently unusable.

If we're gonna threaten them, we should at least offer to do more damage
than they do to THEMSELVES every damn day. This would be like them
threatening to kill a couple hundred of our citizens in drunk driving
crashes every day in the name of Allah. Who'd even NOTICE?

St. Marc the Perpetually Amused
Disciple of Eris
Holder of Some Titles
Most Powerful and Revered Being (without portfolio)
Redundant Head of the Department for Arbitration of Redundancy Department
(without portfolio,) Acting

"America is a CARTOON, and we LIKE it that way!"

-Rev. Magdalen

http://www.templeoferis.org
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Subject: Re: I didn't suggest this
From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 22, 2001 12:49 AM
Message-ID: <20CD8986C9CB4C13.B02136A6C21408AE.37B718DD9C7496B6@lp.airnews.net>

In article <3BABCD25.52B6@succeeds.com>, nu-monet <like.excess@sex.org> wrote:
>every day that you don't turn him over, 100 square
>miles of your nation's farmland will become
>permanently unusable.

In case you didn't notice, Afghanistan is suffering from
severe drought that has all but ended agriculture in that country as is.

This will make it hard for the Taliban and Bin Laden and associates to
head for the hills and do anything useful from their mountain
hideaways.

And, winter is coming in Afghanistan, real soon.
By October, the country will be snowed in and as cold
as Minnesota.

Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!

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