From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 25, 2001 10:56 AM
I was laying in bed watching a Batman movie. Couldn't
pay attention at
all. Bumming out over EVERYTHING. Guilt tripping over yelling at friends.
Thinking about what a jerk I was. Thinking I'd be a
fucking dumbass if
I didn't go out first thing in the morning and buy a
year's worth of
water and food and firewood. And water purification
stuff.
I think this war shit is getting to me.
Bad dreams, feeling threatened, checking 15 news websites
every 2
hours, bad temper... yep... what that one guy said...
we're getting all
schizzy.
And I've been avoiding ALL NEWS for 2 years!! I guess
I must have been
paying attention prior to that, though, 'cause it's
all coming back to
me in a big awful rush, from Jonestown to BlowjobGate,
which is where I
dropped out.
However, I understand that the best thing that a small
businessman like
me can do in a situation like this is MAKE AS MUCH FUCKING
MONEY AS I
POSSIBLY CAN, and SPEND IT AS FAST AS I POSSIBLY CAN.
And FORNICATE and
JACK OFF and MAKE NUTTY PICTURES and EAT as if my very
life depended on
it!! I will turn up the music and run up my credit card
and say FUCK
IT!!
In other words I feel it is now my patriotic duty to
get OVER it and
Slack Off. "DON'T FUCK WITH MY SLACK" , like
in that picture that
Artemia Salina did -- that's my new motto. I'd be putting
all that
stuff on SubSITE right now except that I fucked up my
own neck bones in
the shower just SHAMPOOING -- see what I mean? It's
got me so freaked
out I'm fucking up my own self. Spazzing out. Acting
like a fucking
dumbass.
And I'm a pampered civilian. There's a shitload of soldiers
who are
probably a shitload more scared than I am right now,
so FUCK ME IF I
CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.
I shall henceforth consciously strive to eat the hell
out of that
hamburger, make a lot of noise or whatever, and appreciate
to the
fullest the Slack I have, and figure out how best to
use it to SERVE MY
SUBGENIUS COUNTRYMEN, CONTINENTMEN, AND PLANETMEN. And
COUNTRYWOMEN,
CONTINENTWOMEN, AND PLANETBABES.
And their domesticated animals. And stop fighting with
my fellow
SubGeniuses and kooks. I have been a dumbass. Easily
losing
perspective. Goes with the territory. *SLAP SLAP SLAP*
Thanks I needed
that.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
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