Subject: iDRMRSR is safe

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 15, 2001 12:10 PM
Message-ID: <99F83AC1FE4ED40F.F7E26A8C3E71CDD4.FDD5553F87C6B4C6@lp.airnews.net>

Know what? In order to get my mind ready for another Pink workday, I
was watching CNN Tuesday morning, from the minute the first smoke curled
off the first tower. Glad I was home, cuz I got a chance to fill up my
tank at acceptable prices, and scoop my poor kid out of his little
school, hours before price gouging materialized in my fine city.

I didn't stop throwing up until last night. So much adrenaline that
excremeditation did not occur for about 48 hours after the event,
either. Then yesterday, I get to my Pink Parking Garage in an unnamed
Ohio city on the shores of an unnamed Great Lake. A huge crowd began
streaming out of the neighboring buildings, followed quickly by the
fastest mobilization of valet parked SUVs I'd ever seen.

A bomb scare. I was in a bomb scare. It's tough to discount things
like that nowadays. I high tailed it to an unnamed location near our
unnamed Chinatown which was the closest unnamed region of possible
safety. And threw up a couple more times.

Well, let me just say that I'm sitting at home here, stiffening my
resolve. I assure you, make no mistake about it, time will tell and
soon you will have been witness to my finest hour. Now that I'm not
throwing up any more, I'm going to be telephoning others to build a
broad, international base of support. Make no mistake about it! (gee,
did I say that already?). This will all come to pass in a way of my
choosing, at an hour of my choosing.

Make no mistake about that, either. But for obvious security reasons, I
cannot answer your questions. In closing, I caution you to make no
mistake about that. And I will not discuss specifics in broad terms.

To quote the president (Jack Nicholson) in Mars Attacks, I'm sure that
"very soon, this will reach a very real outcome". Make no mistake about
that. In the future, as you look back, you will realize exactly what
that outcome might be.

Well, folks, I've got a job to do...

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Subject: Re: iDRMRSR is safe
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 15, 2001 1:47 PM
Message-ID: <3ba3941d.40664447@News.CIS.DFN.DE>

iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> laughed madly,
then wrote:

>Know what? In order to get my mind ready for another Pink workday, I
>was watching CNN Tuesday morning, from the minute the first smoke curled
>off the first tower. Glad I was home, cuz I got a chance to fill up my
>tank at acceptable prices, and scoop my poor kid out of his little
>school, hours before price gouging materialized in my fine city.
>
>I didn't stop throwing up until last night. So much adrenaline that
>excremeditation did not occur for about 48 hours after the event,
>either. Then yesterday, I get to my Pink Parking Garage in an unnamed
>Ohio city on the shores of an unnamed Great Lake. A huge crowd began
>streaming out of the neighboring buildings, followed quickly by the
>fastest mobilization of valet parked SUVs I'd ever seen.
>
>A bomb scare. I was in a bomb scare. It's tough to discount things
>like that nowadays. I high tailed it to an unnamed location near our
>unnamed Chinatown which was the closest unnamed region of possible
>safety. And threw up a couple more times.
>
>Well, let me just say that I'm sitting at home here, stiffening my
>resolve. I assure you, make no mistake about it, time will tell and
>soon you will have been witness to my finest hour. Now that I'm not
>throwing up any more, I'm going to be telephoning others to build a
>broad, international base of support. Make no mistake about it! (gee,
>did I say that already?). This will all come to pass in a way of my
>choosing, at an hour of my choosing.
>
>Make no mistake about that, either. But for obvious security reasons, I
>cannot answer your questions. In closing, I caution you to make no
>mistake about that. And I will not discuss specifics in broad terms.
>
>To quote the president (Jack Nicholson) in Mars Attacks, I'm sure that
>"very soon, this will reach a very real outcome". Make no mistake about
>that. In the future, as you look back, you will realize exactly what
>that outcome might be.
>
>Well, folks, I've got a job to do...
>

iDRMSR for president.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Why not have an adoption agency set up a desk in front of the abortion
clinic, and as soon as the protesters show up, they can say "Wonderful!
You like saving children? We've got LOTS of children you can take care
of!"
-- www.fridayjones.com

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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Subject: Re: iDRMRSR is safe
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 15, 2001 2:44 PM
Message-ID: <3BA3A198.3F15F7CF@sheayright.com>

iDRMRSR wrote:

[Message of reassurance]

> Well, folks, I've got a job to do...

I can't tell you how glad I am to know that your safety
has been assured. I hope that you will use the recent
events as an opportunity to empower your power base,
and resolve to be resolute in your newfound resolve.
We can hear you, and no doubt you can hear us as well,
and soon, in the coming days -- which no doubt will be
coming soon -- the world will hear you as well as us as
well. And when that day comes, those who knocked down
those buildings will hear you as well as us as well as
the world as well. And I am confident that then we
will all hear each other.

One question: Did you "evacuate" during the bomb scare?

--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
Born in 1921 and still kicking.

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Subject: Re: iDRMRSR is safe
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 15, 2001 4:12 PM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-1509011412410001@208-135-242-178.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <3ba3941d.40664447@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, joecosby@mindspring.com
(Joe Cosby) wrote:

> iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> hunched over a computer, typing
> feverishly;

> >Well, let me just say that I'm sitting at home here, stiffening my
> >resolve. I assure you, make no mistake about it, time will tell and
> >soon you will have been witness to my finest hour. Now that I'm not
> >throwing up any more, I'm going to be telephoning others to build a
> >broad, international base of support. Make no mistake about it! (gee,
> >did I say that already?). This will all come to pass in a way of my
> >choosing, at an hour of my choosing.

> iDRMSR for president.

Yeah, all he needs is a coffee can fulla crank, a fruit spoon and some
guns and he'll be ready to go.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
I got no time to mess with you.
I have to buy a new carbon filament tennis racket.
These gnats are the size of bleepin' MOTHRA
and I have to fight 'em off.

"If there's -anything- you do that isn't a sin
then they just haven't caught up yet. Labor day lag.
A hellpope is a walking sin.
You -breathe- sin and some fool
strapped a synthesizer to you.
- Saint Joe Cosby

"How are they getting along?"
"On looks alone, as far as I can tell."
- "Night Court"

"So you got a hand that makes a pig wheeze."
- "The Drew Carey Show"

Some sweet sickness. This guy excels.
http://www.markryden.com/images/gallery/previous/large/deadchar.jpg
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Subject: Re: iDRMRSR is safe
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 15, 2001 3:12 PM
Message-ID: <E83730FACB00E588.D9D29021C74E2A5F.613D7F08CE788526@lp.airnews.net>

A resolute Artemia Salina wrote, from an undisclosed location:
>>One question: Did you "evacuate" during the bomb scare?

I'm afraid that, in the light of recent events, I can neither confirm
nor deny what course of action my bowels took, nor indeed, suggest in
any way that any sort of action may or may not have occurred in the
region of my bowels, or for that matter, in any other region, excretory
or secretory.

Next question?

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