Hour of Slack #1661 - What's Been Real

Live 2018-02-11

59:42 broadcast; Internet version is 61:38

New media barrages from Cool Hand Chris! A new "Bob" quote! A killer rant by Prof. Pressure (albeit delivered by Rev. Stang)! The Woody Woodpecker theme! A Steppenwolf cover! The horror of "Bob" Dobbs and the terrible secret of the "free Membership Pack." The Fear of the Backside, and what it really means when a person decides that everyone else is a Backside. Lonesome Cowboy Dave's parenting advice! IT'S ALL HERE!

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LOG of THIS EPISODE:

1 Cool Hand Chris SLACK 02 04:57
2 RSP-08-Tampon Louie X 03:54
3 the Psycho Skeletons - Known Allergy 02:05
4 Cool Hand Chris SLACK 01 05:43
5 The Rainmakers - Monster 05:09
6 Lothar and the Hand People - Woody Woodpecker 00:49

7 Live 2018-02-11 X 38:59
Where credits are due-due, in theory. Lonesome Cowboy Dave is sorry, proving it's not the Dave Clone. Most of our listeners are deaf with pod animals growing in their ears. Stang a peckerwood. Music in background is from Dark City.

Stang reads Professor Pressure's rant "What's Been Real".

Stang rants about "Bob" being the melting icycle drip that goes down the front of your dress. It snowed in Texas today. The unholy frozen eternal cold of the SubGenius Shed. New "Bob" quote! "BUT WE'RE ONLY HURTING THE FEELINGS OF IDIOTS." Dave on the horror of "Bob" and Slack. Dr. Sinister's sighting of "Bob." Texas Hill Country and Enchanted Rock's backside. The evil of the backsides. Stang's sister's definitions of the hair patterns of dogs. Stang's been living in the 1970s due to seeking out and scanning ancient photos for the documentary about the Church. The Latter-Day Doktors have been a bit jealous because the movie's focus is on the early years. In all old pictures Stang looks like an idiot. Dave's not a true Member of the Church?!?!? When Stang gives you a free Membership it's because he doesn't want you on the saucers. Stang's kids are doomed. Hour of Slack gives 'em headaches. Stang's daughter's disinterest in this stuff as a kid. "Devival Then Fire." The bar from which our replica Bleeding Head was stolen burned to the ground the next day. Circus Apocalypse and close calls regarding fire. Legume at Carnegie debacle. Can't use Legume in video because "everyone in Church is "BACKSIDES." Dave's new song about the gleaming white hump from "Candy." Ringo Starr movies. Dave would never allow his child to join the Navy Police without proper equipment. The Church is the tribe of backsides who hate each other. "Us and all our friends are so fucked up." The standard cussword-replacements on HoS like "trumping." End of show and PO box. Sad sign off of souls and show.

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