At the 20X-Day festival, which sadly turned out to be only a 22nd X-Day Drill, Dr. K'taden Legume and Rev. Ivan Stang revealed, and then attempted to actually USE, a recently-unearthed invention by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs himself-- a bizarre hybrid human-alien device/homunculus intended for use in directly communicating with the Xists themselves! The deeply disturbing story behind the device's assembly -- which involved Dr. Legume exhuming a corpse, and worse -- is first told to the crowd of astounded SubGeniuses by Legume. Then Stang, "feeling lucky," chose to volunteer himself as a channel or vessel for the device's initial possibly-sacrificial activation. The results, heard on recordings here, are controversial to say the very least. Indeed they threaten to tear the Church apart! Rev. Stang literally died briefly then returned to this plane to blurt out what MAY be an "ALTERNATE X-DAY PROPHECY" involving new dates and times!… but with the year maddeningly left unspecified! In this episode, guests Dr. Hal and Lonesome Cowboy Dave help Wei and Stang in trying to decipher the meaning of the event. Reasonable explanation was made immeasurably more difficult by an (if anything) even more frustrating translation by Rev. Sinphalimus Exmortis of yet another message, a series of numbers and sentences in English encoded algorithmically within a burst of noise that accompanied the "device's" activation. Thanks to an early release of the unedited recordings (this broadcast version being much truncated and devulgarized), already various SubGenius groups have jumped to conclusions and schismed into competing "denominations," such as the "MAY DIE-ISTS" and the "DIDJU LIE?-ists," the "Seventh Day Destructionists" and the "Fifths of Planetary Overdose-ists." We Elders and Hierarchites of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., strongly advise SubGeniuses NOT to cling to simplistic conclusions but to remember that "Bob" plays in mysterious ways, to quote the late St. Stymie Debergerac. We are personally tending toward a "WHY NOT BOTH" approach, although that is probably anathema to those pitiful creatures, the SubGenius Fundamentalists. Listeners are urged to view the photographs and videos of the devices and the blueprint at the various usual Members-Only Internet forums.
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LOG of THIS EPISODE:
1 ElQueso All-Stars -HoS Intro 3-Bob? 00:3
2 X-Day-Beast from 20000 00:38
3 Dr. Faux and Right Angles from new CD, Track 02 03:44
4 Live at WCSB 2017-7-9 - Dr. Hal, Wei, Stang, :
Dr. Hal sings his song "I AM A SUBGENIUS" with accompaniment by Wei.
Lonesome Cowboy Dave calls in; the hosts introduce the controversial experiment and play the recording:
THE THIRD EMACULATION? - PG short version, mostly Stang and Legume, recorded at Wisteria 23:08
5 Live at WCSB 2017-7-9 - Dr. Hal, Wei, Stang, Lonesome Cowboy Dave discuss the implications and introduce the recording of:
6 SExmortis Data Prophecy PG short 16bit 04:27
7 More live speculations about The Event
8 RSP-12-Vengeance Thy Name is Shemp 02:4
Dear Rev. I. Stang,
I spent the first few days of X-Day this year writing an algorythicy stuff to calculate correct date and time of the X-ists arrive if july this coming July 5th.
I kept getting rrors in my code but I was getting close. I knew I was on the right track because I finally got up and did something. I decrypted a corrupt piece of code I I spotted last night in one of the excredmeditation chambers.
It was a piece of original MWOM aseembly language that was found to be corrupted and tossed away, never to be included in anything ever again until I found smeared on the walls of the stalls.
So I incorpated this new information in to my program and let it run.
Had to come down to the cafe and gather more intel, and of course, that's when Legume took to the stage and we all know how that ended. But I digress.
With all of this new intel and what could possibly turn this church insie out once and for all to reveal the inner truth we call carry without gutting us like fish, uhm, yeah so I took evey I learned and returne to, well, the TI-99/4a console.
The inventor of the microporccesor from Texas, TEXAS, isn't that where MWOWM was assembled? Anyway, yes, I needed a 1980s computer from TEXAS to decipher a code from 1998 in the year 2017. However; when I returned to it, it was in error. I attempted to reset it all but my original code of algorythmic instructions was gone. And in it's place was a completely different code of unknown origin that only runs on the original TI-99/4a computer from TEXAS. Well, that's not the only place to decipher the code. But it's the only place to hear the code as it was intended to be heard. Due to technical difficulties I am currently using the alternative method know as emulation. When a state of the art high power computer from 2017 has to EMULATE a 1980's era computer in order to do anything correct. Unfortunately, this distorts the data and makes it even harder to understand.
Here is the code I discovered on my computer below. I'm going to attempt to record this for a crystal clear recording.
It almost drove me mad when it took possesion of a pink ass normal brain sucking on a microphone like a baby being fed through a hand cranked undersized meat grinder.
Yours in Bob truly,
Reverend Pope Sinphaltimus Exmortus of the First Ever Digital Church Of Mind Slack.
1 CALL CLEAR
10 CALL SAY("BOB")
20 CALL SAY("GFY")
25 FOR X=1 TO 3
30 CALL SAY("X TWENTY")
35 NEXT X
40 CALL SAY("HELLO")
45 FOR X=1 TO 3
50 CALL SAY("DATA ERROR")
60 CALL SAY("THIRTEEN ZERO THIRTEEN")
62 NEXT X
65 FOR X=1 TO 3
70 CALL SAY("COMPUTER ERROR")
80 CALL SAY("BOB")
85 NEXT X
90 CALL SAY("SPELL IT SLACK")
100 CALL SAY("ERROR DATA")
110 CALL SAY("DATA CONNECTED")
120 CALL SAY("YOU HAVE NO CHOICE")
130 CALL SAY("PLEASE REMEMBER THIRTEEN ZERO THIRTEEN")
140 CALL SAY("REMEMBER SUPPOSED TO WAIT")
145 FOR X=1 TO 3
150 CALL SAY("WE WAIT TOGETHER")
155 NEXT X
160 CALL SAY("GOODBYE PROBLEMS")
170 CALL SAY("GOODBYE WAIT")
180 CALL SAY("WE WAIT FOR SPACE SHIFT")
181 CALL SAY("GOODBYE RETURN")
182 CALL SAY("GOODBYE WORK")
183 CALL SAY("GOODBYE SOME")
190 CALL SAY("ERROR TRY AGAIN")
200 CALL SAY("COMPUTER GIVES INSTRUCTIONS OF MEMORY COMPLETED")
205 CALL SAY("7 AM")
207 CALL SAY("7 AM NOT CORRECT")
210 CALL SAY("BOB COURSE SPACE SHIFT DONE")
215 CALL SAY("UHOH INSTRUCTION 7 PM")
220 CALL SAY("ALL COME DOWN")
230 CALL SAY("NO DIFFERENT")
240 CALL SAY("THIRTEEN ZERO THIRTEEN COMMAND DATA INSTRUCTIONS CLEAR")
250 CALL SAY("ZERO 7 IS NUMBER ZERO 5 IS A NUMBER NUMBER CORRECT COMMAND NEED ORDER")
260 CALL SAY("THE TIME IS NOW")
270 CALL SAY("RANDOMLY READ DATA ON")
280 CALL SAY("STEP IN 2 SPACE SHIFT")
290 CALL SAY("NEXT INSTRUCTIONS COMPLETE")
300 CALL SAY("7 ZERO 5 REWIND REMEMBER LOWER 5 ZERO 7")
310 CALL SAY("5 ZERO 7 PM INSTRUCTIONS ASSUME DATA COMPLETE")
320 CALL SAY("UHOH COMMAND IS DIFFERENT")
330 CALL SAY("UHOH DATA CONNECTED")
340 CALL SAY("7 PM THAT IS CORRECT")
10000 GOTO 10
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