Hour of Slack #1533 - Slack Cheese for Rev. Faux and Rev. Susie the Floozie

Rev. Susie the Floozie and Rev. Faux join Dr. Hal and Rev. Stang for the first of two shows recorded at Wisteria on Thursday, July 2nd. Subjects discussed include the many activities that a Tyrannosaurus cannot do because of his tiny arms. (It's sad, really.) Other topics include weaponized war goats, self-aware cussing parrots, Sarah Palin and remote viewing, "Bob" suppositories, porn faucets of the Internet (amateur vs. pro), and The Conspiracy. Possible faults with SubGenius paths to success and riches are cautiously broached. Also, we hear a thankfully brief live clip of the third song ever performed by the band Poo Water Towel -- a cover of The Doktorz 4 "Bob" Theme.

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Faux's successful devival in Orlando; Obama's robot hawk army; Big Sister and the Internet; Sleeple; 1984; Misc. radio and Monster High talk; Susie takes shirt off; shock radio sound effects. KILL-BOB radio and DJ Shaver. Horror of muzak and sounds in retail stores, and evil parakeet noises. Hal's sister's parrot story re: Chumley and the cussing parrot! The parrot that repeats the family argument - Turing test - are we just parrots? Parrots DO talk. Crow and parrot intelligence. GGG's drunken parrot, Jasper. Stang plays doktor-music from night before - "OH We're Doktors 4 "Bob"" clip - Face FUCKING Bats - Wei & Mom cusspoem - Hal on monster movie music vs. modern composers, classical music. Podcasting and seed pods. Sarah Palin and remote viewing. Susie's chicken experiments. Ol' Bessie is down to one limb. The Old Bessie Fund. The Church's goats in Stang Ranch vs. the cannibal rednecks. Weaponized War Goats, Goat Simulator, nursing goats on Dobbs pipes. Stang's bad hearing, like Mad Libs world. Cannabis oil annointing Epopts. Ashcroft and the singing Senators. Dancing with the Stars, Stumbling with the SubGeniuses. Stang turned down another reality show. Bad TV reports on SubG. Show TOTS on Howard Stern - we were almost on Stern's show - Uranius Society - Misc. TV reports on Church. Ghosts of Mars. Director's Cut and circumcision. That many DICKS. "Bob" pills, suppositores with hooks. Face Raping Bats. Face FUCKING bat - THE Conspiracy vs. a conspiracy. Hal on Church doctrine of Con. Revelation X out of print, very expensive. ALL conspiracies connected. They don't talk about how good looking The Abyss is. The "hippie" character in every 1980s sci fi movie who is always right. "Hippie" vs. "hippy." BBWs and BBCs. X-hamster vs. redTube and AlohaTube, faucets of porn. Amateur vs fake pornography. The for real COCKSUCKERS Microbes vas poebucker sex -- all the same. Pterodactyl sex - poor Tyronnaosaurus can't beat off or "shoot the bird." Had to feed each othere "hits." The World of Science - starting to change to end of hour. Church can't get rich because too distracted by comic books. We steal their propaganda. Doctrine of Erasibility. Luring people for 7 am with secret prizes. Why Stang and Doktor Dark maybe should sleep in at 7 a.m. Stang's sacrifice. If they can't see saucers they damn well better see Stang humiliated. The SubG dissertation book. Abrupt end.

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