Hour of Slack #1529 - Tuesday at X-Day with Dr. Hal, Rev. Baby Bear

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We record two live Hours of Slack each day at the X-Day Drills, and this is the second one from the first day, with Rev. Baby Bear taking Slot 3 of the 3-slot Tarzan's Radio Station "studio" -- which is on a picnic table in an outdoor café at Wisteria Community campground. This particular episode sounds more like normal radio because we were deliberately being stupid with "jock radio sound effects" like whistles and squeak-dildoes. Baby Bear and Hal try to be upbeat despite Stang's constant dour doomsayings and criticisms; nonetheless, it is a real nerd-out, with endless asides about old TV shows, comic books, and gaming. The discussion occasionally rises to lofty peaks, only to be immediately dragged down into the mud repeatedly. TYPICAL! One saving grace of this episode is that it has really gorgeous background music, from the coolest of sources. We're still hard at work organizing and editing the recordings of ranters and bands, but those will be forthcoming in good time.

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Stang and Pope David N. Meyer on NPR

Pope Phred - "Bob" Down in the Saucers-Oh

X-Day/Aliens collage (Puzzling Evidence, Byron Werner, Stang, Drummond, Bob Diddley, Chas Smith)

Live at Wisteria (Tuesday, June 30 afternoon): Dr. Hal, Rev. Baby Bear, Rev. Stang

Some shows have more collage so they can smoke joints - but can't anymore. HoSlack starts up - BB makes it lowbrow using balloon fart sound effect. Stang demos sound effects. Pinks desperately trying to be Subs. Radio comedy sound effects w/ Squeaky Penis. World ending - don't mow lawn, pay off credit cards. The tornado that feared SubGeniuses. Do tornados hate the poor? The humble poebuckers. Stangsville. Monster Hunter music. The flaw in the poebucker beer hat ointment. The banner telling us to Smile. The Church is a No Brainer and the Cult of the Living Bull. BULLSHIT. We're at Wisteria's, at Tarzan's Radio Station, audience of 8. BULLSHIT again. BLOW IT OUT THEIR ASS. Famous Subs back then. Hipsters calling hipsters hipsters. Attack of Ol' Sequaw! Frogwatchers at the Bobtism. You get a new coat of hair from the Bobtism pond. Susie's gorilla tits. The schoolbusses full of SubGeniii -- some hired crowds like Trump does. Pedro's strange house of spiders. Still smoking dead Pedro's stash. Grim grave talk. If people believed in Heaven they'd all kill themselves. X-Day and why you can't kill yourself! Met a man who had 24 dicks. BB Slacked in her duties but is saluting, as Morale Officer. Stang vs. cheerfulness. "Get off amy lawn" tombstone by Rev. Tanja. Stang bitches about chair and butt hurting. Buck up, mother buckers. You can be dead and do your job. They're happy to be miserable, the Pinks. All I get is bored and that's if I'm lucky. Complaining, moaning excellent painkillers. Stang gets Slack from reading the wretched anger of poebuckers commenting at the end of news articles. After the SCOTUS decisions, fizzing like a science project volcano. Caitlen Jenner backlash. Bruce Jenner in "Can't Stop the Music" vs. "Alien." How FUCKED UP the Pinks are. Oscar winners vs. remembered actual classics. "This is the End" and the hipster accusations re: Forrest Gump. GOD DAMMIT! Weirdagains arrive. Bobtism will be in the birthwater. The SMILE" sign = the "Bob" sign = S.M.I.L.E. Big wind hits. Lightning Crack Recording. Lightning sent by God to fight X-day - war on God, a tall order. God's SICK sense of humor. "Literally" now includes "figuratively." "Sick" humor of the 60s. The Southpark Video Game "The Stick of Truth." Stang does Cartman. The game of life: everybody calls you Douchebag. Being branded with an S for SubG stamped onto yr 47:23 dick by the boots of cops. Last year rape, murder, lynching! We're not perfect. Boys will be boys. "Bob" raping the car - the Midas Touch with that muffler. Stang got 20 Subs off butts and off the road, even into the woods! We failed to catch "Bob" and save Philo. Nobody ever uses the trails. No open copulation at pagan fests now that everybody has a camera phone on all the time. Nekkid pictures on subgenius.com. Facebook was different but then everyone's parents got on it. People won't strip at Bobtism due to cameras. You're among friends here at X-Day. Wei's co-workers for 30 years never knew her secrets. WeiMawMaw arrives! Stang does show closing - Baby Bear does her trademark closing and Salahni Brothers. Hal continues sign-off and X-Day rant. 53 minutes. Hal and BB and Stang yak re: rants and weddings to come.

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