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Hour of Slack #1520 - What is a Hipster?

66:08 (Internet version) 61:57 (radio version)

This time Stang picks on hipsters. However, many SubGenii may be upset at the way Stang defines "hipsters," because it probably includes them. It starts with readings from the Hip Wimps section in The Bobliographon (the rare 2006 SubGenius book) and then when Dave calls in, it gets even worse. A learned discussion of Malthusianism ensues as well as the hitting-on of other topics such as the nature of thought, dumb-ass rednecks, the movie Kung Fury, and hateful old Christian nuts. Luckily there's also music and collage by LeMur, The El Queso All-Stars, Artemia Salina, Rev. Bern Brijis, and Rev. Max Slack, plus 15 minutes of compressed Puzzling Evidence with Dr. Hal and Dr. Drummond. The background music during live bits is all by "ANNIAS," a recent contribution. Unfortunately Annias is occasionally joined by a band that was tuning up in the recording studio next door to the radio studio.

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LOG of THIS EPISODE:

1 Firesign-El Queso Intro 01:52

2 Stang/LeMur - 30-sec DrumBaseLoop 00:31

3 Artemia Salina - Flobber 01:01

4 Bern Brijis-anti-musik for _Bob_ - society makes me wanna throw up 00:56

5 Stangs Reads from Bobliographon re: Hip Wimps 09:20

6 Puzzling Evidence Show excerpt 15:27

Nuclear disasters in Russie - Admiral Rickover, first Jewish admiral - The Nameless Caller - Retardafarian Cult - the war on God - Kids and "Bob" - 6th Finger spy toy .

7 LeMur - PR Gnus #1746 00:16

8 Live WCSB 2015-5-31 28:56

Stang and Wei discuss the unusual situation in the studio (a band is rehearsing for the next show, in the studio next door, and the noise bleeds over). Hour of Slack is not a "podcast." Only the listeners know what this really sounds like. Stang rants about the "hipster" discussion on ScrubGenius forum, imitates Hipster. Dave AGAIN sings his new song. The brain of the SubG: 2 brain atoms colliding in a void. The way thought works. If you post stupidly when drunk be ready to admit it. Making fun of self is much harder than making fun of others. Tale vs. tail, 6-Fisted Tales or Tails? Stang on upcoming "Bob"-song albums. Stang highly praises crowd-funded movie "KUNG FURY." Discussion of Dave's song "SubGenius Anthem." ISIS can't resist conquering beautiful Oklahoma and forcing Sharia law. The Mohammad Cartoon-Drawing Contests and bloodletting. SubGs are bred in small redneck towns - the crucible. Doktors 4 "Bob." Trying to cope with band noise from studio next door. Malthusianism discussed and defined. Stang imitates Wei's old shut-in relative, the hateful old Christian nut who believes in all the scariest urban legends. Wei explains Malthusianism (Thomas Malthus 1790s essay on sustainable population). The pure bleed of noise from the next door studio. (Dave thinks no one can hear this HORRIBLE BACKGROUND NOISE -- but they can.) Halloween 2015 will be 30th anniversary of Hour of Slack. STANG WAS YOUR GRANDDADDY!

9 Rev. Max Slack - plan X (end of the world)03:34

10 Bonus track: Screw-up on WCSB 04:10

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Keywords

Slack, Bob Dobbs, Hour of Slack, comedy, conspiracy, collage, satire, X-Day, sex, Church of the SubGenius, Ivan Stang, The Firesign Theatre, Dr. Hal, Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, Rev. Susie the Floozie, Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Ministry of Slack, McLuhan, movie trivia, DEVO, apocalypse, end of the world, Priestess Pisces, Dr. Legume, LeMur

Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate Rap Song lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm0bxybYVdg

Ft. Christopher Tung

VideoGameRapBattles

Welcome to the Arena

So nice to finally meet ya

We're here to extinct some elder beasts

Stick them in a museum

Slaying dragons with Great Swords

Bustin' beats on Hunting Horns

Slash and rhyme like the Hero of Time

I'm always quick to try force

Fight the prey all night and day

Cause I'm a Hunter

Hunter

I'm a Monster Hunter

Hunter

I'm a Monster Hunter

Now listen close as the monsters approach

Ya need some epic loot - I'm on the pursuit

Shoot 'em out of the sky and I'm hearing their cries

Ultimate combo rate, there's no escape

From the Primal Forest to the Great Sea

I'm always getting ingredients for my new recipes

We don't stand alone, my whole team's deployed

Gunning down these clowns like something out of Metroid!

Put you underground like a Black Diablo

I'm the O.G., Sonic and Mario

Ya I'm on the quest to protect the terrain

Don't pray to no god, I just killed Rajang!

Cause I'm a Hunter

Hunter

I'm a Monster Hunter

Hunter

I'm a Monster Hunter

Entered Rage Mode, chargin' all my might

Every battle I engage in is a final boss fight

Make sure these beasts remain mythology

I'll come at you, don't care about ecology

I'm no defender, I'm a fire starter

Decked out in my Silver Sol armor

Bring death, try to flee, but there's no way you can

Bust a master on the track, like my name's MegaMan.

There's now more monsters than ever before

It's no longer a hunt, it's the ultimate war

Ninety-eight different beasts and I gotta stop them

Can't be overcome I drop the hammer on them!

Stand my ground, got the power of will

Not to mention an endless list of Armor Skills

Summon my alliues, I'm a minion caller

And you'll see the gore spill when I slay Magala!

On top of my game, scaling Heaven's Mount

I'm the last one standing on my slayground

It's survival of the fittest, when the world needs saving

They say Man shouldn't play God, good thing I'm not playing!

Cause I'm a Hunter

Hunter

I'm a Monster Hunter

Hunter

I'm a Monster Hunter

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