9-9-96 (Friday's log)

**** BREAK *****

AAU_Shupers HAL? IBM?
RevJack: Fink - tell it to knock it off it irritates the spoo outta me
F-jones: Great! Now I'm here twice!
AAU_Shupers Welkommen zuruck, Freitag!
MegEliz: Whassa banana nut anyhow?
RevFink: She loves those things
nheeghee: Bananas don't have nuts
DynaSoar is plotting begin crunt ameliorated transmoids.
AAU_Shupers I still haven't listened to those zoogz tapes through headphones..
F-jones: Hey - my modem died and now I'm here twice. How do I eliminate
the other me?
AAU_Shupers but the ones on my stereo are still too short.
MegEliz: Friday can't kick herself. Hmm.
Signoff: Friday-j (Read error to Friday-j[mfd-dial4-18.cybercom.net]:
Connection reset by peer)
P-Lil: But if I need to talk to Friday, which one will ANSWER? And can
I believe what I am told?
RevFink: Yeah only those mysterious ones Sara Lee breeds do
F-jones: THANK YOUUUU!
RevJack crenilates Dyna's armiphlages
P-Lil: There's my answer.
AAU_Shupers OK, there that one goes.
Modemac: Like that, I guess...
TheCharlie is now known as JHVH-1
DynaSoar: OOOOOOOOOOOO that tickles Jack.
AAU_Shupers Does anyohne here have a harmonium?
RevJack: LOL
AAU_Shuperstar is now known as Clarence_Hilliard
N_X_K is now known as Bohandas
nheeghee: welcome back to the slidezone fridy
F-jones: If both of me answer somebody tell us
MegEliz: Ever log in to see yourself a few minutes before, Friday?
DynaSoar: How about ma butt harmonium?
Clarence_Hi EVERY MAN IS A SUPERHUMAN BEING!
Clarence_Hi PLEASE BELIEVE ME!
DynaSoar: PLOINK PLOINK struuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
F-jones: MegEliz - Never had. Modem just died, didn't even warn me!
Bohandas: I am nothing compared to myself.
P-Lil: Dyna: You stole that from RRich.
RevFink: Hey Bubba
nheeghee: How about your butt, harmonium???
Bohandas is now known as N_X_K
Clarence_Hi I think a harmonium is more like a piano.
DynaSoar: wHO'S rrICH?
Clarence_Hi It's not really something you ploink.
F-jones: Ahhhh ... the harmonies of the butts ...
JHVH-1 is now known as THeCharlie
RevUni: BUB
PeeKat: Martyr's rich!
MegEliz: Fri: that was the real beauty of lag!
Rev_Bubba: uni...hey
nheeghee is now known as NuuNuu
RevJack loves having an excuse to miss most of this - too fast
is not fast enough
SisRose: now we miss the lag
DynaSoar: goddam capslock stupid ibm keybord
MegEliz: Dyna; wHOS tYPING?
THeCharlie is now known as TheCharlie
Clarence_Hi I never got to be lagged.
F-jones: Hey, can I change my name back now?
Clarence_Hi CAPSLOck?
RevJack: I don't miss the ferschlugging lag
SisRose: no more frenzied pingin'
TheCharlie: hey! friday's back! Hi Friday...
Clarence_Hi Jawohl, fraulein Jones.
F-jones: This is online preaching at WARP SPEED!
MegEliz: Fri: try it!
Modemac: The lag wasn't the problem - it was the netsplits.
DynaSoar: DON'T TEASE. I'm CRIPPLED without my Apple
Clarence_Hi Well, that's about how I type anyways.
PeeKat: I'm too tired for this to be this fast! EVERYONE STOP TALKING!
P-Lil: Dyna: Founder of alt.fan.butt-harp, alt.sex.bondage regular
back in '91-93.
Clarence_Hi I didn't even NOTICE any netsplits..
RevJack: Rose - I'll always ping ya if you're feeling wistful
NuuNuu is now known as I
N_X_K: Jack:There's lag around here, too...But only when one of the
sarvers crash....That only happens about once a year, though...
MegEliz: I put my apple on my head
Clarence_Hi I would be there, but I never feel like I have anything to say..
F-jones: MegEliz - I shot off the apple!
Rev_Bubba: apple cobbler...hmmm..brb
I is now known as i
DynaSoar: P-Lil. IC. Harp =< harmonium
RevJack: NXK - PeeKay was lagged earlier on - 180 secs
MegEliz: Good shootin1
Modemac: Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess that
I cannot take away.
F-jones: I is indeed i
MegEliz: APPLESAUCE TIME!!!
Rev_Bubba: i thot harmonium was an inert gas....
TheCharlie: ----------------------------------------->
Clarence_Hi Modemac: Where's that from again??
F-jones: Modemac - May I possess you? Prepare to hurl pea soup!
MegEliz: MODE: HA!
i is now known as jay
N_X_K: Modemac:I ought to use that line more often than I have...
Modemac auctions off F-jones' virginity.
SisRose: the fruited brain of darling Meg
F-jones: Clever Modemac can quote "Raiders of the Lost Ark"!
RevUni: ICE!
PeeKat bids two squid
N_X_K: reIK
TheCharlie: I bid... no, I'd better not..
Rev_Bubba: i'd bid next to nothing but i already owe that much out....
F-jones is dismayed to be sold off for pocket lint
Clarence_Hi Uh, I'll give away that tape of my brother barking like a dog
to a devo song...
MegEliz: ICE SNUUGIMS!
PeeKat: bonjour herr iceknife
DynaSoar bies two squid too
RevJack files his molars
DynaSoar: BITES dammit
MegEliz tickles ICEKNIFE with sharp objects
Clarence_Hi And I'll throw in a Frank Pahl CD...
SisRose: yes please
ICEKNIFE: op me
jay: I'll see those Squid and raise you trout
RevJack mocks Dyna's spelling mercilessly
Clarence_Hi How about my toenail clippings?
PeeKat: You cannot be opped, Ice
Modemac: Okay, F-jones, you probably heard enough 'Raiders' quotes...
ICEKNIFE: yes, I KNOW, I DON'T CARE! OP ME!
pope1 pumps another round into his 12ga.
Clarence_Hi Dried up peppers from inside of Papa John's pizza boxes?
ICEKNIFE: NOW
P-Lil: Dyna: Buttharps are pretty straight forward. Two metal balls,
one for each participant's anus, a metal string, and a bow... it's haunting.
ICEKNIFE: NOW!
F-jones: But wait there's more! With Friday's virginity you also get a
Bass-O-Matic! Now how much would you pay?
MegEliz: Okay: mocking toenail clippings too.
ICEKNIFE: NOW!
ICEKNIFE: NOW!
RevJack ops ICEKNIFE in parallel universe
ICEKNIFE: NOW!
ICEKNIFE: NOW!
PeeKat opps Iceknife
ICEKNIFE: NOW!
ICEKNIFE: NOW!
ICEKNIFE: NOW!
ICEKNIFE: ok
TheCharlie dubbs ICEKNIFE the mother of all 'OP's
RevUni: hehehehe
Clarence_Hi A banjo with the canvas ripped and only two strings?
ICEKNIFE does the pixie dance, and SO DO YOU!
MegEliz opsides ICEKNIFE
jay is now known as Geethree
Clarence_Hi The old scabs from my dworkin?
N_X_K: IK:FLOOD! Devolver's coming at 7...Hold out until then
MegEliz: opsides yo head!
Rev_Bubba: mmmm...apple cobbler and cofee...lots of pot..life is grand...
Geethree: get thee behind Lou, Iceknife
RevJack pokes ICEKNIFE with a pointed stick
Clarence_Hi The other Hot Pocket I didn't have for dinner?
Modemac: Ah-ha! That explains something.
ICEKNIFE: Hey, Dennis is here! Hey, you old Sore!
F-jones: Iceknife - And while you're near Lou's backside, might as well ...
DynaSoar: ICE ME BABEEEEEEEEEEEE
PeeKat: Move in?
F-jones: Hold an auction!
Geethree: You're right on the top as usual...friday
ICEKNIFE: build a YURT
Clarence_Hi And here comes the iceknife in the forehead!
PeeKat: TOO MANY PEOPLE FOR IRC
F-jones: Don't hit my bump Iceknife!
MegEliz: Hurt a Yurt
RevUni agrees with PeeKat
Clarence_Hi Take a course in speed-reading.
ICEKNIFE builds a YURT in Lou's butt
Modemac: It was Friday Jones who gave Phil Zimmerman the workover that
led to the improved PGP 2.0. That's why he called it 'Hardened' PGP.
F-Jones would make anybody hard.
RevUni: this is way too head spinning
F-jones: GGG - You'd be a pleasure to top, I'm sure.
N_X_K: PK:Not really...#trax has twice as many
PeeKat: FUCK speedreading. I'm tired. I AM speedreading and it's STILL
too fast!
Rev_Bubba: this is starting to hurt my head
Clarence_Hi Yeah, but a hell of a trip.
Clarence_Hi Topping AND bottoming is fun for me.
PeeKat: DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU.
MegEliz: Notice how nobody will FUCKING LEAVE EITHER????
N_X_K: PK:On a good day, I suppose
pope1 is now known as {}
F-jones: Ahh yes, dear Phil ... my fingers on his prostate made him type
faster ...
Clarence_Hi Oh, hurt me, hurt me, hurt me.
RevJack: God this looks like usenet
Geethree: I must be modest but shit yes! Great!
DynaSoar: PK< just read random lines. You get the same thing.
TheCharlie: well, I'm a fucking genius so I can read it all
ICEKNIFE: butt yurtin' in the USA, butt yurtin' in the USA-yyyyAAAAA
Geethree: that yurt
Clarence_Hi But what about MAKE CA$H FA$T?
RevUni: ummmm.
Rev_Bubba: dyna...it almost makes more sense that way also...
MegEliz DECIDES TO GO WITH ALL CAPS JUST BECASUE
RevJack: MEE TOO
Clarence_Hi I can't follow the threading too well here.
PeeKat: I'm talkin to the channel..."Hey #subgenius! DON'T MAKE ME HURT
YOU!"
F-jones: The girl's a yurt.
Modemac: FREE .JPG MAILING LIST
DynaSoar: I AM DEFINITLEY OVE ATE TEEN
F-jones: FILM AT 11
TheCharlie: mee too
MegEliz: HAHAHAHHA
P-Lil: Friday: You're topping? And fist-fucking? Great god, you're
READING MY MIND. Stop it NOW.
F-jones: K3WL!
RevJack decides to go with the Cyrillic font, just because
Clarence_Hi But what if we want to be hurt....
Geethree: Is that like her YET?? Friday
ICEKNIFE: yeah, I like ovalteen
DynaSoar: Lets HAT!
RevJack: wow it looks better
RevUni cowers...i aint gettin hurt!
F-jones wonders how many of her are IN HERE RIGHT NOW
Clarence_Hi Anybody have the ping-pong paddle? And the duct tape?
RevUni: :X
TheCharlie types in katakana but he can't read it..
MegEliz: WHATCHOO WEARING?
Clarence_Hi Don't forget the saran wrap..
{} says: gIVE mE WarEZ DooDz! I aM EleEtE!
SisRose a roman true font godgal
F-jones: I always IRC in the nude. Makes me sweat too much.
Clarence_Hi I told you.. the white shirt I haven't ironed in two years..
and jeans..
Modemac: Not enough, F-jones. There can never be enough of you.
{} is now known as pope1
DynaSoar: I AM WERING A IBM KLONME
Clarence_Hi No shoes. And boxers.
F-jones: Who's got the horse saddle and the trampoline?
Rev_Bubba: ibm cologne?
DynaSoar: Wearing? WEARING?
PeeKat: Ragged, SHREDDED t-shirt and boxers
Geethree: Gordon wishes he knew how to make funny stage directions in
other pretty colors...somebody tell him or he's going home...spo there
Clarence_Hi I can't IRC in the nude.. I don't own my own living space...
MegEliz: IM WEARING SARAN WRAP
SisRose: bounce me on your knee, Dynaboy
F-jones: SWEARING?
DynaSoar: *** NIFOC (((
TheCharlie: we're setting records here...
Clarence_Hi What color, Megeliz?
PeeKat: REALLY shredded...like, TIGER shredded...
F-jones: I'M WEARING SARAH WRAP
Geethree: MYOB
Clarence_Hi Oh yeah, NIFOC, not NIFOK.
TheCharlie: is anyone else monitoring the system messages?
MegEliz: TOO FOGGY TO SAY FOR CERTAIN
Clarence_Hi No. Is anyone logging?
pope1: Saran wrap comes in colors?
RevJack realizes with horror that his log is "on"
MegEliz: I'M WEARING SARA LEE
F-jones: Charlie - I'm not getting any system messages.
N_X_K: TC:Why?
DynaSoar: OOOOOOOO Jack's LOG is ON
P-Lil: Yes, Saran Wrap comes in colors.
Clarence_Hi Yeah, you can get blue, red, green, fucksia...
Geethree: Aw I thought it was Sarah Wrap.
DynaSoar: SEND HIM A PIG
F-jones: I'M WEARING SARAH CONNOR
TheCharlie: cause server neato: just topped 220 users... apparently some
record..
RevJack: it's getting BIGGER oh god
F-jones: ARE YOU SARAH CONNOR?
Signoff: Agent_Wilco (Eaten Alive)
RevJack: .
RevJack: . _____
RevJack: . ~..~ \9
RevJack: . (oo)_____/
RevJack: . WW WW
Clarence_Hi My log is getting there...
PeeKat: NO MORE PIGS! KILL PIGS!
RevJack: .
MegEliz: I'M WEARING BART CONNOR
PeeKat: You think "LIKE A STUCK PIG" is just a PHRASE?!?
Clarence_Hi Have you seen the little piggies, digging in the dirt?
Modemac: Better than Sarah Jane Smith.
RevJack: ooh Friday skewered my pig
F-jones: Gotta get that accelerator chip for mah HEAD
P-Lil: So does pallette wrap. Black pallette wrap. Mmm... black
pallette wrap...!
Modemac takes shelter from pigs on the wing.
Rev_Bubba: holy shit..even in the midst of marijuana induced time
distorion, this is still fucking way too fast....
Clarence_Hi Oh, come on, Sarah Jane Smith wasn't THAT bad.. Now when you
talk about Mell.. AHHHHHH.. YEEEEK!!!!
DynaSoar: GRAMPS!
PeeKat: FLOOD TIME!
RevJack: oh god, everything will be OKAY NOW
F-jones: Shhh! Boss is here! Stop talkin' dirty!
Modemac: Stang! Did you know that 3G sold GRIT?
RevUni: Stang. ;)
N_X_K: Ahh, Ivan! Welcome to the new empire.
TheCharlie: STANG! Ok.. everybody quiet.... pretend we weren't talking...
P-Lil: Stang! Welcome abored.
Geethree: I gootta admit this is fast
Clarence_Hi I'm having zoogz-rift induced time distortion.
MegEliz: STANKY!
RevJack: HEY STANG TYPE LOTS RIGHT NOW OKAY
Stang: Wha... I made it? This actually WQORKS??? It WQORKS??
MegEliz: TYPE IN CAPS STANG
F-jones: Time to talk about that old bore "Bob" now ...
ICEKNIFE: Hiya Stinky
P-Lil: Would everyone knock off Gordon selling GRIT?
PeeKat: Hey Stang, what's up? PREPARE TO BE FLOODED.
MegEliz: THEN THEY MAY HEAR YOU
RevJack: YES IS WQORKS
MegEliz: OR NOT
Rev_Bubba: im not sure what sort of rift im on, but it sure is a cozy ride...
Clarence_Hi Stang, get out your colostomy bag and turn on the chrono, uh,
slower down thingy..
F-jones: Stang - This is so darm FAST you won't believe it!
Geethree: Hey stang this is so fast we can answer your FAQs before you
ask them
DynaSoar: TyPe In MiXeD cApS
F-jones: Stang - Even faster than me!
P-Lil: I WAS A BLEEDING BOY SCOUT. HOW DOES THAT SETTLE, EH?!?
PeeKat: No lag. No splits. LOTS OF FUCKING TALKING.
Clarence_Hi I'm on a Zoogz Rift, that's for sure.
PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, there's something deep inside my head that's
PeeKat: "Pounding, waiting to escape and surface
Geethree: Nobody is faster than you Friday
PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, that something pounding hard is UGLY
F-jones: START LOGGING ASAP!
PeeKat: "Better left alone than tampered with, and
ICEKNIFE: I AM
PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, I can't hold back
PeeKat: "Whatever's trying hard to surface
ICEKNIFE: MUCH FASTER
PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, I'll let it loose
Rev_Bubba: i think my rift is smoewhat peruvian at the moment though
PeeKat: "And we'll just see what happens, win or lose...."
PeeKat: "WITH THE NECESSARY CHANGES HAVING BEEN MADE" (Zoogz Rift)
ICEKNIFE: NO FLESH IN THE WAY
Stang: God amighty, it is a bit swuft now ain't it.
RevJack: STANG IS STARING SLACK-JAWED AT HIS MONITOR RIGHT NOW
ICEKNIFE: NAME 5
MegEliz: FRIDAY IS THE SPEED QUEEN
Modemac: I've been logging for the past 45 minutes or so.
Rev_Bubba: brb gotta roll another
Clarence_Hi I gotta get that volume three, and DAMN SOON....
Geethree: Hey Stangky are you there???? are you getting any of this???
F-jones: Iceknife - Most skeletons has 208 bones in their body - do you
have 209?
Modemac: Well, Stang FINALLY got Slack from IRC, I see.
PeeKat: And the monitor is staring RIGHT BACK
Stang: This thing wants me to choose another nickname.
RevJack: GGG - I'll wager he's getting ALL of it, the poor bastard
F-jones is staring slack-jawed at Stang
PeeKat: If we all see how fast we can type...
Geethree: Only when you talk dirty to him Friday
P-Lil: I-Stang?
RevJack: Better do what it says, Ivan
N_X_K: Stang:Devolver will be here at 9:00 Central to give you all ops.
F-jones: Stang-O?
TheCharlie: Stang: don't do it... I'll tell you how...
PeeKat: Everyone talk dirty to Stang!
Stang: How do I change damn nicknames? Lemme see here...
Clarence_Hi I never could smoke. Smelled too bad. Made me cough. The one
time I tried chewing (this awful cherry-flavored tobacco) I accidentally
swallowed some and threw up all over the sink.
RevJack: MUD GREASE GRASS STAINS
PeeKat: Stang: MUD....CRAP....POOPOO
Clarence_Hi Stink: try nick Istang, or whatever.
Geethree: Aw Ivan, I love the swaet of your manly loins...
F-jones: it's /msg nickserv (something or other)
MegEliz: CH: you shoudl smoke so that you may QUIT in GLORY!
Modemac: STANG: A useful command for changing names on another.net is:
/quote nick Ivan_Stang
F-jones: Ivan, I love to swat your manly loins
Clarence_Hi oh yeah, /quote nick Ivan_stang, yeah..
N_X_K: He'd better, anyway, or I'll give him the Midnight Pleasure on
his ass
F-jones is now known as Friday-j
RevJack: I'd love to man your loinly swats
Modemac: Apparently that only works on another.net - It lets you choose
a name up to 30 characters long.
Clarence_Hi Damn the sores, full speed ahead!
DynaSoar: NYES more COFEEEEEEEEEEEE
Geethree: Okay Stang...spread those fewkin' lonz bub!
Friday-j: About darn time! They all tell Stang how to do it but not ME (sob)
Clarence_Hi So am I Clarence, or AAU, or what?
Modemac: You didn't ASK, Friday!
DynaSoar: WOOO I'm gonna challenge LOLOLO for ALTITUDIES
Friday-j: Modemac - I did so!!
RevJack: Dyna, you're giving me bronchospasms
Modemac: Guess I missed it.
Stang is now known as IVAN_Stang
Clarence_Hi Ahhh!!! There's more than a PAGE of people here!!!!
SisRose: LOU!
RevJack: LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
RevUni: lou:)
PeeKat: KILL LOU!
MegEliz: Fri: we tole ya and tole ya
N_X_K: Hmm...Look at Martyr over there, in the corner...
Clarence_Hi Lou! Lou lou lou lou louluouluououluouluouluouluou.luouluouluo
Friday-j: A MANLY name for the Stangster!
MegEliz: LUUUUU!
Geethree: jeez I can't believe how fast this fuckin' system is
workin'''''GGG amazed" film later
DynaSoar: LOULOULOULOULOU lalalalala WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
N_X_K: Lou
RevJack: MORE PEOPLE YES WE NEED MORE PEOPLE
ljduchez: I am overwhelmed by all this.
Clarence_Hi That's me in the corner, losing my sense of balance..
MegEliz: MORE!
PeeKat: Everyone, QUICK! HIDE IN LOU'S BUTT!
MegEliz: HAHAHHAAHHAAH!
IVAN_Stang: Whew... and I thought this shit was hard to keep up with BEFORE!
DynaSoar: NOT YET you ain't
Clarence_Hi I'm horase dick as hell.
MegEliz: PKLOIL!!
pope1: Is this healthy...
TheCharlie: Stang... someone else already has the name Stang..
Geethree: Berean Papal one your stinky butt was a topic earlier
RevJack: NOT ENOGH PEOPLE
ICEKNIFE: Hide in ICEKNIFE'S YURT in Lou's BUTT!
Friday-j: Faster! Faster! MORE! MORE!
PeeKat: Healthy? Shit yeah!
Modemac: pope1: I hope not.
MegEliz: I'm incoherent with jhoy!
Friday-j: someone else is here? WHERE?
Clarence_Hi Ohhhh... keep going.. fater.. faster.... faster...
Modemac: Lou: We've been talking about your butt for the past hour.
RevJack: WE NEED NORE MONKEYS
N_X_K: Stang:In some strange case where you have to get into a
specific server, too, /quote map will hive wou a list of names.
RevJack: .
RevJack: .
RevJack: . /~\
RevJack: . C oo
RevJack: . _( ^)
Clarence_Hi There is no other stang.. I don't know why it asked you to change..
RevJack: . /___~\
RevJack: .
Friday-j: Lou- Holding that garage sale soon?
pope1: Me either modemac..
Clarence_Hi THERE IS BUT ONE TRUE STANG!
DynaSoar: Lou's STINKY BUT is Now Open For Business
Rev_Bubba: shit, i tried listening to the hour of slack while watching
this...my head hutrs very badly now...damn...
TheCharlie: there IS another Stang... someone named J. Curry
RevUni: spank Jack's monkeee
Clarence_Hi Speaking of butts, where can I get plugs for them?
Friday-j: Praise "Bob" there is only one Stang!
ljduchez: I took a really nice dump today.
Geethree: Speak to us oh manly Stangly One!!
RevJack: monkey likes it
N_X_K: CH:If it was registered to someone else, that'll happen.
Clarence_Hi I tried /whois stang and got nothing.. did I do it wrong?
ICEKNIFE: It asked him to change because Devolver pretty much OWNS this
channel!!!
IVAN_Stang: Actually there are several people, mostly idiots kids I would
think, who use my name, Dobbs, Wotan's, you name it.
pope1: Your monkey got sliced N' Diced jack...
RevJack: P1 - hadda happen sometime
Geethree is now known as WOTAN
TheCharlie: NXK I know. I looked it up..
ICEKNIFE: Who chose this site for tonight?
P-Lil0: Ouchie.
Clarence_Hi I saw a BOB DOBBS on EFnet, but I think he was in one of the
Warez gruups or something.
Friday-j: Clarence - Try www.goodvibrations.com for buttplugs.
Modemac: PeeKat did.
Clarence_Hi Damn if I can remember a damn thing.
Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer)
IVAN_Stang: We do have butt-plugs in, just in at the Foundation... $15.95
plus shipping, I believe.
RevJack: Lil again yes more people more more
P-Lil0 drains my brain-pan
ICEKNIFE: ANSWER ME, DICKLINGSPEWETTES!
P-Lil0 is now known as P-Lil
IVAN_Stang: Dobbshead butt-plugs.
Clarence_Hi Well, I have to get a Zoogz Rift tape first.. they work better.
pope1: Where are the Ops???
Modemac: ICEKNIFE: PEEKAT DID.
Friday-j: Stang - What do the butt plugs TASTE LIKE?
WOTAN: Are those the ones shaped like a Pipe Ivan???
TheCharlie: IVAN.. do they have a Dobbshead?
N_X_K: Ivan Stang:Think up a password and then /MSG NickServ REGISTER
(passwoord). That'll register it so no one can use yours.
MegEliz is now known as Real_Stang
Real_Stang: HA!
RevJack: P1 - no ops on this planet
Agent: Hey cats
RevUni: Ive been seeing Dobbsheads on Skateboards and other trendy
stuff like that...very weird.
PeeKat: Modemac: WHAT DID I DO?
DynaSoar is now known as MORE_STAN
pope1: I know jack!
WOTAN: meeee yow!
RevJack: meow *BITE*
Clarence_Hilliard is now known as Fake_Stang
Ackme: fist o'slack buttplugs!
MORE_STAN is now known as DynaSoar
PeeKat: Agent!
Agent: DAmn pervert is in Undernet
RevJack: P1 - DOH!!!
Real_Stang: Lets' all be ME!
ljduchez: My cat hasn't vomited yet. A good sign!
pope1: And that topic is just begging to be screwed with too...
Agent: Hey PeeKat
TheCharlie is now known as OtherStang
Friday-j: Wait, I thought you were all ME!
DynaSoar is NOT STANG (sometimes)
WOTAN: Ah yes a topical screw
Real_Stang chuckles evilly for NO particular reason. Honest.
Modemac: PeeKat: You chose another.net for this IRC devival.
Fake_Stang: Whenever my dog vomits she eats it. Saves us the cleaning up,
because she does such a damn good job.
ICEKNIFE: peek itty! you asswipe... I spent a LOT of time and work
securing the channel on undernet, and Uni did too!
Friday-j just wants to talk about "Bob"
IVAN_Stang: Ah... now I think I have a logfile going. Good thing I checked.
PeeKat: Modemac: Oh, go ahead...BLAME ME!
Modemac isn't Friday Jones. He prefers to have sex with
someone besides himself.
RevJack blames Pee Kitty
Fake_Stang: I think modemac was logging too..
Friday-j: Stang - Sent you some purty pictures.
PeeKat: Oh FINE! You wanna move THERE now?
Agent: brb
WOTAN: PeekAt : It's ALL your fault!!!
PeeKat: EVERYONE just KILL ME, then!
OtherStang is now known as TheCharlie
Fake_Stang: I want to have sex with EVERYONE!
Real_Stang: Oh Friday: skoot a little closer
RevUni kills PeeKat
DynaSoar: PRRRRRAISE "Bob" and PAS the ASCII
Rev_Bubba kills peekat but GOOD!
RevJack: BRB need some fucking LIBRIUM fer crissakes
N_X_K: So, here we are, waiting for the eighth shoe to drop
Fake_Stang is now known as Clarence_Hilliard
TheCharlie just wants to have sex.. to see what it's like
DynaSoar: W'eve a FULL TEMPLE tonighty night'
Real_Stang: Hiya dad? Got aspirin?
Clarence_Hi Hey, whatever happened to alt.fan.alan-keyes, anyway? My
server here doesn't get it.
PeeKat dies
IVAN_Stang: This isn't fair! The rest of you probably don't even have to
look at the keyboard when you type!
DynaSoar: POPS
dad: I do, but can't dcc
Real_Stang is now known as MegaLiz
ICEKNIFE: not full without STERNO
Clarence_Hi True. I do 90WPM.
RevUni: oh shit
WOTAN: Break out those Malaysian Monkey Gut sheathes Ivan
IVAN_Stang: The rest of you probably have more than two working fingers! I
HATE ACES!!!
Friday-j: Stang - I hafeta look - I just think faster than you.
Rev_Bubba: dad..escape now while you stil have your sanity man....
Agent: Yeah Pervert is in the Undernet channel...Oped and with a dippy
topic
RevUni: PeeKat, i didnt mean it!
DynaSoar: Have you been washed in the PeE of another.net?
Clarence_Hi And I keep one finger up my nose half the time.
WOTAN: anybody thinks faster than Stang.
ljduchez: Let's get Dyna a Dvorak keyboard! Tee-hee.
Friday-j: Stang - Your Ace power gets you lots more SQUID though. A
trade-off.
PeeKat dies and blames Uni
N_X_K: Hmm...What IS that Martyr guy doing over there?
dad: Bubba, whatsa matter?
Clarence_Hi SOMEONE LET PERVERT OUT!!!!
RevUni attempts to return PeeKat to life!
CTCP SOUND doh2a.wav from RevJack replied
WOTAN: Shit, I got a snail that thinks faster than Stang
TheCharlie: oops.. someone has a bot ... and they're getting the boot.
Modemac is now known as J
DynaSoar: LOULOULOU You're mean.
MegaLiz: Here's our category... mebbe...
DynaSoar: MEENY MEENY LOU LOU
PeeKat is still dead
Friday-j: Where is Pervert when we need her?
Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer)
RevUni: PEE!
J is now known as JR_
Rev_Bubba: ..dad...in ten minutes when your head spins in a few circles
trying to keep up with this...ask me then...
Clarence_Hi Unfortunately, he was killed in the Crisis... only the first,
thirdk, and fourth PeeKats will be able to be involved in this sinister
plot against Batman.
IVAN_Stang: Hey Friday... listen... I'm whispering it... "JJJJones.
JJJJJoker. DDDDRAWING.
RevUni: dont DIE!
ICEKNIFE: I WON'T MARSHALL CRABGRASS THAT DOESN'T LIVE IN MY PARADISE,
PIGGIES OF THE WOODS! DILDONIA FOREVER! EXCELSIOR! HOO-HAW!
WOTAN: matter of fact I have a culture dish of e. coli that think
faster than Stang.
JR_ is now known as JR_Bob_Dobbs
Clarence_Hi That was the first comic book I read, you know. The Clayface saga.
TheCharlie: Stang: I'll help... let me know what you want to type and I'll
type it for you.
pope1: Pervert's a girl? That changes everything!
ICEKNIFE: sorry
Friday-j: Ivan - Stop that, or I'll slide right off this chair!
DynaSoar: Ruba DOBBSa crossya thingy
ICEKNIFE: I'll be ok in a minute
Clarence_Hi Go ahead, SAY IT!!!!!!
IVAN_Stang: GGG -- get this, Friday creams when I pronounce the "J" sound.
P-Lil: Ouchie AGAIN.
PeeKat: Too late! I'm dead dead DEAD!
RevUni: :~(
IVAN_Stang: "Jumping JJJJack Flash. JJJJJeeepers Creepers.
Clarence_Hi IT'S THE ISLAND OF LIVING PUKE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!
Friday-j: GGG - Also the 'F' sound.
DynaSoar: Bring on the DANCING ALIENS
RevUni: im so horrible, and AWFUL!
RevJack: Lil, teach your machine how to read
JR_Bob_Dobb Ivan! Get yer damn dick outta that group and get back to
SELLIN'! There ain't much time left!
Rev_Bubba: should we ressurect peekat anytime soon or just leave to
rot...cause im not cleaning up after that mess....
TheCharlie: JJJJJJesus Stang ... you're JJJJJJJJoking, right?
PeeKat: Cuz I'm Malkavian, ya stupid unicorn...
Friday-j wishes her Mac broadcast this in STEREO
IVAN_Stang: OH SHIT!!! It's DOBBS!!! RUN!!!
PeeKat: :-)
P-Lil: Teach my net connection to not crap out just because I'm
loading up web pages while IRCing!
RevUni: :P
ICEKNIFE: SWIM for yer DICK, yeah yeah yeah, SWIM FOR YER DICK, oo oo oo
DynaSoar: Karate crotch rot virii invade your personal space!
Clarence_Hi J-j=jiminy.. could someone get me some scooby snacks?
IVAN_Stang: Listen "Bob" I was just funnin' that one time, honest.
MegaLiz: Why would she jjjjjjjump at that?
RevUni: Well so am I, ya dimwit
dad: pronounce a J? I'm smoking it
Friday-j: Stang - I'll distract Dobbs with my tits while you make a break
for it!
IVAN_Stang: Dobbs, I won't do it again. Oh praise Your sweet name Lord.
PeeKat: Dobbs? Naw, the channel hasn't crashed!
WOTAN: Friday...my phone number is available from Stang...as Brit
and a well travelled man I can do more things with that juncture sound than
you can imagine!!!!
Clarence_Hi ahhh.. suck it..
TheCharlie: Well, shit... Dobbs me too!
RevJack: DAD! Geeze, I just caught ya
DynaSoar: oh puLEEZ gimme that Dobbs "head"
JR_Bob_Dobb Just funnin?!? Yew know how much money we lose every time you
go off to take a piss?
CTCP SOUND hypno2.wav from ICEKNIFE replied
IVAN_Stang: JJJJJ... J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, your the man...
RevUni: <grin>
N_X_K: "Bob" again? I thought I killed him this morning in my garden...
Clarence_Hi Gorgon.. Gorgo.. Gorgonzolo.. AHHHHHH!!! YESSSS!!!!
dad: Sher Jack, I'm here
MegaLiz: brb LIKE YOU'll FUCKING NOTICE..HEH.
CTCP SOUND hypno1.wav from ICEKNIFE replied
PeeKat: Uni: Wo whatcha so upset about death then?
WOTAN: Dobbshead is better than No head!!!
IVAN_Stang: HEY WAIT... that's not Dobbs, that's DEAN!!! KILL HIM NOW!!!
Friday-j: NONE OF YOU can say "Jones" the way dear Reverend Stang can!
Agent: hello?
DynaSoar: Rub my SPOT with his DOTS
P-Lil: You know, "Bob" may be dumb, but he is smart enough to avoid
slug bait.
wonders: Unknown command
RevUni: PK: well ya, know...i just couldnt BEAR the thought of killing
anyone.
IVAN_Stang: Jjjjjjackin' the Jjjjjoneses..... Jjjjjjumping Jjjjjehovahfat...
PeeKat kills "Bob"
RevUni: i drink rats blood enstuph!
P-Lil: Friday: Oh yeah?
Friday-j: Stang - I'm gonna send you DIRTY PICTURES if you don't quit that!
DynaSoar: * "Bob" thanks PeeKat
RevJack: I'll do the Jjjjjacking around here, cowboy
PeeKat: Rats drink MY blood! hellmice...
IVAN_Stang: If the fuckers stays dead, we'll know Pee Kitty did the right
thing.
Clarence_Hi DEAN?? DEAN MARTIN??? He's ALIVE????
WOTAN: I thought Bob was slugbait, I use his pics to attract them to a
giant heap of salt
JR_Bob_Dobb Dean? FUCK no, I sold Dean a road map to Washington D.C. and
told him he'd find an audience for his radio show.
Clarence_Hi pleez send me the dirty pictures..
RevUni: im a wimpy malkav
TheCharlie: me too
PeeKat: Iff not, at least I had fun doing it.
DynaSoar: DOBBS is the dirtiest picture there is.
Friday-j: Stang - I just got a MIC. What should I record myself saying?
PeeKat: (Read as: If and Only If not, at least I had fun doing it)
DynaSoar: If you're not whacking to the PIPE, you're fulla HYPE
PeeKat: My math teacher told us that "IFF" means "If and Only If"
IVAN_Stang: Sepaking of dirty pictures, SubSITE finally came up from
underwater and is now full of pornography.
Clarence_Hi Hey, I ain't wack, man!
pope1 is now known as hello-kitty
Friday-j: The Pipe that hangs by the wattle, ah yes ...
Clarence_Hi Yeah, my math teacher told me so too.
WOTAN is now known as GeeCubed
RevJack: Friday - do a dishwashing liquid commercial
RevUni: Dyna: you forgot to put "yo" at the end.
ICEKNIFE: DEAN ACRES is the PLACE TO BE
DynaSoar: YOYOYO at the end
IVAN_Stang: In fact I think I better put some kind of anti-childproofing on
the new art page.
TheCharlie is now known as HelloPeeKitty
PeeKat: So we started pronouncing "difference" as "dif and only iference"
DynaSoar: The UP and DOWN of the END TIMES
RevUni is now known as kerokerokeroppi
Clarence_Hi Hey, Nightfall, Welcome, start squirting!
JR_Bob_Dobb PORN? Where? Shit, man, I ain't had a good jerk-off in a
coupla days.
RevJack: whoah, got dark in here
hello-kitty is now known as GayeBiker
dad: but it's not real porn...
PeeKat: Uni: No such thing!
Friday-j: Stang - How much of that smut is frame-grabs from X-DD?
kerokeroker :)
DynaSoar: GRRRRRRRRRICHNIKSs I'm FULLA the stuff
Clarence_Hi JR: Now's the time! Wank like you've never wanked before!
Clarence_Hi Pray to the LORD of SEX!
IVAN_Stang: Friday -- just some UUUUh uhuhuhuhuh-AAAhs and stuff like that
would be fine to start.
kerokeroker its so good to be a sanrio character...so CUTE.
DynaSoar: Graba gobba DOBBS and RUB IT
P-Lil: That's right. Pray to the LORD of SEX! PRAY TO ME!
HelloPeeKit friday... just throw my name in now and then...
ICEKNIFE is waiting
Friday-j: Stang - Whatever you say. Now I gotta find out if this mike
WORKS - looks like it's from the 50's
Clarence_Hi Kerokeroppi.. extend those hind legs.. NOW...
kerokerokeroppi is now known as DotWarner
RevJack: hey, it just got brighter in here
JR_Bob_Dobb YA-HOOO! This here's even better than that time on the grassy
knoll in Dallas in '63!
DynaSoar: PRAY to P-Lil to PARTY HEARTY
SisRose chews the ankles of P-Lil
Clarence_Hi No.. let me just get this grappling hook positioned right...
IVAN_Stang: The new smut on SubSITE is mostly be Sterno, cuthulu, one each
by me and GGG. But mine is the best one.
GayeBiker is now known as Son-of-Mog
PeeKat: Is "Bob" still dead?
ICEKNIFE: ENTERTAIN ME! NOWWWWWW!!!!
Rev_Bubba: praise tlazoteotl...
Agent: HEY ANYONE WHO CAN JOIN #SUBGENIUS IN UNDERNET
PeeKat: golfur!
Friday-j: Stang - PornMountain? A work of CHEE-NEEUS!
PeeKat: We luv golfur!
golFUR: i can...
RevJack stares at ICEKNIFE's tits
Rev_Bubba: gol....
P-Lil gives Iceknife a bent paperclip
golFUR: heya peekat!!!
DynaSoar: FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it's FEEDBACK time
golFUR: bubba....
IVAN_Stang: Dobbs, you weren't at the grassy knoll, you were in the Dr.
pepper plant with Nixon!
wonders: Unknown command
N_X_K: Shit, it's 9:00...Where in the nine hells of Beppu is Devolver?
DynaSoar: Crank the #channel up to 11!
Clarence_Hi I should take a pic of my dworkin when it looks REAL bad, after
pulling it for four hours straight without softscrub. That'd still get
anyone off.
JR_Bob_Dobb Oh yeah, that reminds me, I forgot. Stang, I've got some great
picture to sell of you ballin' this chick here, and...hey...waitaminnit.
That's CONNIE!
Friday-j wonders if the Netsplits were better
Agent: These total DIPSHITS are in there
Clarence_Hi Nixon? Dammit, that' my other name for my dworkin! Is it
getting places I don't know about?
P-Lil soul-kisses SisRose's eye teeth's micropore's clitty
PeeKat shoots "Bob" and fucks the bullethole
DotWarner is now known as RevUni
RevJack is now known as Long_Nick_Test
JR_Bob_Dobb <gack!>
Ackme pops an umbrella
golFUR: heya UNI
Clarence_Hi Hey, it figures the CIA would wind up selling crack. Theyy'd
be way better if they just sold acid.
Long_Nick_Test is now known as RevJack
Clarence_Hi So how long is nickie, anyway?
RevUni: golFUR, wassup d00d
IVAN_Stang: Hey PeeKat, get away from that bullethole, you don't know where
it's been!
ICEKNIFE: Look, you have NO IDEA what Uni and I went thru on Undernet
this week...
Son-of-Mog is now known as Mr
golFUR is now known as hey_rev_i_dont_think_there_is_
Rev_Bubba: clarence...but there wasnt enough money in that fr them....
RevUni: man, im STILL stressed about it all
IVAN_Stang: Hell the CIA used to DOLE OUT free acid. STILL DO! Just ask GGG.
Friday-j: Stang - But the bullethole is no much nicer when it's still
THROBBING ...
DynaSoar: NONONO give MEe the PILS I know how the BURN THEM
N_X_K tosses a house-sized energy ball at "Bob" and sniggers as
it hits the target
Clarence_Hi No.. I must.. drool... give me the rotten tomatoes...
hey_rev_i_dont_think_there_is_ is now known as golFUR
RevJack: Damn pesky nickserv
ICEKNIFE sez: just sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of a
fateful trip...
HelloPeeKitty is now known as TheCharlie
P-Lil: If you must fuck a bullethole, knife wound, bedsore, or stump,
ALWAYS WRAP IT IN SARAN WRAP FIRST.
Mr is now known as pope1
DynaSoar: There is NO PEACE without "Bob's" PILS
doesn't: Unknown command
ljduchez threatens Ackme's manhood
DynaSoar: JET
Clarence_Hilliard is now known as Hello
DynaSoar: WOOOOOOOOOO
PeeKat shoots "Bob" again and sticks another dick in the new hole
Jetrock: GAH!! I am HERE!
RevJack: JETROCK d00d
IVAN_Stang: If you catch that bullethole when it's mid-pucker, it's a
TRIP!! It IS a matter of most devilish timing...
Dun: hello!!!!!!!!
dad: hy jetrock
DynaSoar: LIGHT that afterburner boy.
Ackme: And watch those bone fragments!
JR_Bob_Dobb Aaaarggllll...
RevJack: MORE MORE MORE
DynaSoar: Grab a stump and hump it
Agent: COME ON HELP ME
Hello: Jet Rok? Theodore, whatshizname?
Jetrock: hi dad. i need to send you a tape.
TheCharlie: well... I don't think Anothernet will last long...
Hello: Mr. Bungle?
Friday-j: MY STUMPS ARE ON FIRE
JR_Bob_Dobbs collapses, blood pumping from his wounds.
Hello: WOOOOHOO
RevUni: MR BUNGLE!
dad: everyone needs to
Dun: hello?
RevUni: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hello: It's not funny, my ASS IS ON FIRE!!!
Jetrock: sorry i'm late. had to feed my face.
RevJack: WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL CLUSTERFUCK MASS
JR_Bob_Dobb No....<gack>...gotta telll...the X-ists...
ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER???
dad: 23 users
Friday-j lunges for Dobbs' wallet to fuck it
PeeKat: Yeah! i fucked him to death! Woo-hoo!
ICEKNIFE: I WANT TO KNOW
RevUni: dont you FUCKING look at me
IVAN_Stang: LOOK AT ALL THEM BULLETHOLES!!! LAST ONE IN'S A ROTTEN LEG!!
Hello: Yes THIS IS IT YES
PeeKat: Fuck "Bob"!
P-Lil: And these assouls probably would have worse trouble with a
neckstump than they do with a common prairie squid.
dad: Devolver is god
pope1: Danger will robinson danger!
Jetrock: The STEAMIN' POO is APPEALING!
DynaSoar: HAHAHAHAHA and I'm reading this on a MONO LCD
JR_Bob_Dobbs is reduced to a bloody, mangled corpse...
Hello: ooh.. spread it all over my creamy shaved right leg..
IVAN_Stang: FRIDAY GIVE ME THAT WALLET.!! No... aarrgh...
Jetrock: NOTHIN' better than fuckin' a NECKSTUB!
Friday-j: Those LAST COLON SPASMS ... aaahhhh ...\
RevJack: Dad - whether we like it or not
DynaSoar: You're all BLURRING TOGETHER
PeeKat: How did you know I was looking at you if you wasn't looking at me?
Jetrock: Or a NETSTUMP!
RevUni: bunglebunglebungle
N_X_K obliterates Dobbs's corpse after stealing his watch and
gold teeth
Rev_Bubba: crucify the fucker now....
Jetrock: DON'T YOU FUCKIN' LOOK AT ME!
Friday-j: Stang - You fuck the change drawer and I'll fuck the billfold!
dad: right Jack
Hello: no.. don't touch the churchcard..
TheCharlie: Another.net's record number of users was broken earlier... 220
users. THey are at 670 right now..
RevUni gets the warm fuzzies thinkin bout Bungle
IVAN_Stang: THAT WALLET AND THOSE EXIT WOUNDS BELONG TO THE FOUNDATION!
PeeKat: NO! Wait til I take my dicsk out!
JR_Bob_Dobbs is now known as Bloody_Dead_Carcass
Jetrock gets to FUCK THE PIGGYBANK!
Hello: Yeah man, I still wanna get some live stuff and demos from
those buttholes, man..
PeeKat: Or don't...might feel good...
Friday-j: Stang - OK, you get the wallet. I get its CONTENTS.
Hello: morricone, man...
ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER???
IVAN_Stang: Okay Friday, SIT ON THE WALLET'S HEAD
ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER???
ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER???
ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER???
DynaSoar: NYES! PRAISE the wounds and the King Buller that GAVE THEM
FREELY to PEE
Friday-j: Stang - I got dibs on the ENTRANCE WOUNDS.
golFUR moves about the room methodically, kicking everyone in
the teeth
P-Lil: You can HAVE the exit wounds, bobbie-buggerer. I got the SLUGS.
Jetrock has original Mr. Bungle demo tapes.
Rev_Bubba: i want the socks.
RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE?
RevUni: Hello: i got a live video of em...back when they were still
funny to watch live.
RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE?
RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE?
RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE?
IVAN_Stang: OUCH!!! AZAIEEE! It's BITING ME!!! DEBEAK IT!! DEBE---
Friday-j: YOU ARE, NUMBER SIX
ljduchez: I'm a puddle of Number One.
Bloody_Dead_Carcass is now known as Modemac
ICEKNIFE: you will ANSWER ME, or we will all DANCE
P-Lil strings the used bullets up and uses them as anal beads
Jetrock: I get the BLUNT TRAUMA DAMAGE!!!
Hello: Jetrock.. email me after thegroupfuck at
dflync01@homer.udayton.edu.. we'll talk..
ICEKNIFE begins the PIXIE DANCE
pope1 is now known as NumberOne
Hello: And Uni too..
Friday-j: DANCE TO THE MUSIC OF THE ONE WHO HAS CREATED YOU!
N_X_K: IK:Devolver's the one that'll give you ops...IF he ever shows up
IVAN_Stang: Number One is that dead guy over there with the cum seeping out
of the bullet-holes.
DynaSoar: HELLO HELLOO. SoOAP me, babeeeeeeeeeeeeee
P-Lil: Pull my strings!
Hello: When they were still funny? Man, they went on stage as PRO
WRESTLERS!!! that's not PURE LIVING ART!!!
PeeKat: Uni: Ooooo...lucky shit.
P-Lil: Pull my strings!
P-Lil: Pull my strings!
P-Lil: Pull my strings!
P-Lil: Pull my strings!
P-Lil: Pull my strings!
RevJack shines the Disco light on the pixies
Friday-j: Life begins!
Modemac: Praise Be to PeeKat, the Purple Kitty! 'Twas he who knew
enough to KILL "BOB" when the opportunity presented itself!
SisRose: P-lil, I'll BE your strings!
NumberOne is now known as pope1
DynaSoar: My FLOOR is FLASHING
TheCharlie says "pull my finger"
Jetrock: Hello: jetrock@emrl.com
Hello: Bungleheads mail me later.. back to the sucking...
IVAN_Stang: Christ it's getting hot in here.
Jetrock: EMRL RULES THIS DUST SPECK!
RevJack: The WALLS are BREATHING
RevUni: PK: I told you...its an OBSESSION.
P-Lil: Slowly now, Rose... one bullet at a time out of my ass...
Friday-j: Stang - Maybe you should take off some of your clothes ...
DynaSoar: The HUMP is DUMPTY
Jetrock: the WALLS are on FIRE!
IVAN_Stang: I can barely HEAR you...
ICEKNIFE: so RevPsych took over SubGenius for almost a week, until I
glomped 'im
Jetrock can see his own eyes
P-Lil: Jack: Aha, you're the one with my acid!
PeeKat: Uni: Still...lucky shit!
IVAN_Stang: MY GOD!!!
ICEKNIFE: Little BASTARD
MegaLiz: Is this a good time for me to ping everyone and then report on
them individually or would that be rilly, rilly annoying or not?
Friday-j: Stang - You're so sexy when you SWEAT.
SisRose: going in or out, P-lil?
dad: stang, cut your hair off man
Hello: I'd like to get copies of the Australian gigs, but I don't
think they've happened yet..
RevJack: I'm having a VIETNAM FLASHBACK and I'm only 25 YEARS OLD
Jetrock just peed his own dick
Hello: I don't even notice pinging I think...
P-Lil: Rose: Out, for now.
Rev_Bubba: revpsych is such a jolly fellwo ainthe?
SisRose nods
IVAN_Stang: I'm getting claustrophobic.... my hair seems like an octopus...
golFUR picks up jets dick, "badminton anyone?"
Friday-j: MY CHANNEL'S ON FIRE!
Jetrock is DIGESTING HIS OWN STOMACH!!!
TheCharlie is so sweaty when I sex
pope1: I'm having a premonition of WW3
N_X_K stares at Martyr for a second, then shakes his head and
goes back to eating "Bob's" intestines
Hello: Oh god.. My dick's retracting at its full size.. It's in my
intestines...
RevUni is having a VERY hard time keeping up with all of you
Friday-j: Stang - Don't do it! Don't hurt the HAIR!
SisRose: don't make me growl, bubba
IVAN_Stang: swooning... must... reach... oxygen switch.... (c 1985 H Robins)
P-Lil: Rose: Think you can pull the anal beads out at random?
Friday-j longs to damp down Stang's hair
golFUR passes UNI a map, we are here, you are over here
Hello: Somone, quick, inject the saline solution into the dworkin..
now.. I want three feet wide balllllss...
ICEKNIFE: uh... Stinky? There IS an octopus on your head. dumbshit.
dad: you got oxygen hooked up to the Mac Ivan?
PeeKat crucifies his own penis
DynaSoar: DON"T pass up this chance to PASS the BIG ONE
SisRose: p-lil: don't know..I'm more of a yanker
P-Lil: Inject SLOWLY.
IVAN_Stang: Hell man, that hair's what gets me all the attention from
behind. As long as I don't turn around the OTHERS won't fleee
Modemac: YEAH! You know, I think that was the FIRST time we've seen
"Bob" here at these IRC Devivals...
Friday-j: Stang - Doesn't the plant life growing in your hair provide
enough oxygen for you?
DynaSoar: Grab a UNIXX by the NUT and HUP 1 2 3
Hello: oh.. put those rubber bands RIGHT THERE... right there... ahhh...
Hello: It was the right time for it.
P-Lil: Rose: You believe in ripcords, eh? Sounds like I need more lube.
Jetrock prepares the lighter near his ANAL-CREATIVE ORIFICE...
TheCharlie: Hello... not NOW, man!
Friday-j: Stang - You don't have to turn around for ME.
Hello: WHAT A PUMPKIN
RevUni: PK: you should join the Jim Rose circus if you can crucify yer
own penis AND regurgitate on command.
DynaSoar: FLAME IT
dad: it's gonna blow!
DynaSoar: BURN ONE< JET
IVAN_Stang: Around here we really only need the bare amount of oxygen
necessary for COMBUSTION.
RevJack ducks
Hello: OK, two of you get behind me, three of you get in front of me.
PeeKat surprises Jet rock by pyroflatulating into his open anus
ICEKNIFE *IS* the PUMPKIN KING!!!
Jetrock: INFLATE ME, "BOB"!
IVAN_Stang: Fuck the oxygen, bring on the Church Air.
Hello: Are you ready?
Friday-j winces at the smell of methane
Hello: GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!
ICEKNIFE: but yew knew that already
pope1 stops, drops, and rolls...
RevJack scoots under thr divan
DynaSoar: 5 4 3 2 1
PeeKat: Uni: No nails, though!
Jetrock hits the ANAL AFTERBURNERS!!!
ljduchez: Lou must roll. Bye!
Hello: Fuck the OX?E?vYGEN... Why didn't I think of that!!!
TheCharlie hides under the table
PeeKat: Just superglue
DynaSoar: FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
SisRose: night Lou!
RevUni: PK...oh you WIMP!
IVAN_Stang: Now that's an idea. Everybody on this channel bring WHIPITs or
a big blue cannister and we'll all do HITS in UNISON... it's look like
this: jmhdjkhfsdaytjehtbmntrbr
RevJack: .
RevUni: hehehe j/k
RevJack: . @..@ 0--0
RevJack: . (----) (----)
RevJack: . ( >__< ) _( |__| )_
RevJack: . ^^ ~~ ^^ ^^` ~~ `^^
RevJack: .
PeeKat: NOT NEAR THE ATOMIC PILE!!!!
Jetrock is fucking some nice oxygen molecules!
Modemac: ICEKNIFE: Pity "Nightmare Before Christmas" was a
disappointment. It LOOKED great. Best visuals I've seen in years.
N_X_K: Stang:Ahh, you only need the Air because you don't get
satisfaction from the PILS
DynaSoar: UOLUOLUOLUOL eyB
Hello: ah.. I think I gotta dance now.. I gotta dance now..
RevJack: oops sorry
Ackme: slong Lou
RevJack: spazzed out there
golFUR: i just opened up the back of my tv, you wouldnt believe how
many wires there are... and some of this shit glows
RevUni: bud
Friday-j: Stang - You can have my hit of Air.
RevUni: weis
RevUni: er
DynaSoar: everbody DANCE NOW
Jetrock: i am touching the PILS!
PeeKat: Uni: The day you solder your vaginae shut, let me know. :)
IVAN_Stang: Well, ya never come DOWN from the PILS and after awhile it just
seems NORMAL.
DynaSoar: DAnce HOT and NASTY
RevJack: ACKME LIVES! IT LIVES!
dad: put your tongue on the tv wires
Agent: RIDER YA MADE IT
Friday-j: I am PILING in the TOUCH!
Jetrock is gonna BOOGIE UP A STORM!
ICEKNIFE: Modemac: you hadda BE there...
P-Lil: Whipits? Ew. I want some Stompits.
Jetrock: I am activating the UBERKUNST TAPE!!!
DynaSoar: The BIG PIL DANCE
IVAN_Stang: I know that PILS and #subgenius don't work.
Hello: I dance with the ETERNAL TRUTH. When I dance, everybody better
PAY ATTENTION.
Jetrock: I want some SKULL CRUSHITS!
Friday-j: My TONGUE just wants to leap out of my mouth and ATTACK!
RevUni: PK: I already DID.
Rev_Bubba: it's life without pils that starts to get scary after awile though
Hello: Hmm.. some of the people here might disagree...
IVAN_Stang: Hey... how come we haven't all been shunted off into the
netherzone yet?
Ackme dances NOW
DynaSoar: There is NO life without PILS
N_X_K: Stang:#SubGenius IS THE PIL
DynaSoar: They come at you ALLA TIME
Friday-j: Stang - No Netsplits here! K3WL!
Jetrock: I think this connection is SEMI-STABLE, unlike the users...
dad: this is...another.net!
DynaSoar: whether you LIKE it or YES
Hello: I think #subgenius can't come to the netherzone with us.. we
have to go there astrally...
P-Lil: Ivan: "You never come down"?!? Great! Just the thing I needed
to hear tonight!
DynaSoar: WAIT
Friday-j: We want to COME in the NETHERZONE
DynaSoar: Where am I?
Modemac: #subgenius may not go well with PILS, but it's great
with...WHOA! N_X_K, how'd you do that with the highlighting?!?
Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving)
RevJack: YOU ARE HERE <=============
IVAN_Stang: Oh it's all right P-Lil. The change IS permanent, but you'll
get USED to it.
DynaSoar: TNX, Jack
Jetrock: on subgenius.com, your net connection NEVER goes down... unless
you WANT IT TO!
Friday-j: HIGHLIGHTING???
PeeKat: When I SING, you fuckers better listen. When I YELL, you better
die.
_Rider: just a note from Pervert: he can't get in and he is on
undernet (The old house)
Hello: Lou.. I feel a great sense of loss.. but the reast of you are
here.. it's OK...
DynaSoar: MORE DEM DAM PILS
dad: what the fuck?
_Rider: yes thank you Agent
Friday-j: "Bob" is DEAD! Praise "Bob"!
P-Lil: Click this button to turn it off
pope1: All 23 of us together in one place, all talking at the same
time... somethings very wrong here.
RevJack ops Rider - NOT
Hello: Dad.. I didn't even see you there... there's a whole bunch of
people back there I didn't even notice...
dad: P Kitty lives
DynaSoar: WOOO EAT "bob's" HAID
IVAN_Stang: It may be pertinent to some users that the Mac program HOMER
does not work in this realm.
SisRose: oh rider...
N_X_K: Modemac:Ctrl-B before and after the word. Like this. Outline is
Ctrl-V. Underline is Ctrl-_ (Shift-dash)
Jetrock: fuckin'
DynaSoar: PASS the MOUSE TURD
RevJack: Eat at "Bob"'s
Hello: Hey, how about fifty or sixty of you people get on up here and
love my ass? Love me.. come on..
Friday-j: Bet we could generate another BOOK here in a few hours!
Modemac: Ah. Thanks.
golFUR: who is highlighting ?
DynaSoar: and MAKE a SAMISG
_Rider: thanks Jack
Jetrock: DAMN... it's a JEHOVAH-CRUSHING good time in here...
P-Lil: Ivan: Nah, I've always thought Homer was a piece of crap IRC
client. :)
dad: Stang - Homer sucks always
Hello: Jehovah is CRUSHING MY PINKIE...
ICEKNIFE: Ack ME? WHY ME? FUCK YOU! JUST FUCK YOU! ACK yer OWN damn self,
ya lazy FISHDICK! FUUUUUCK! WHY th' shit is EVERYTHING about YOU? Why the
hell do WE care if you get ACKed or NOT? ACK *ME*, muthfucka, ACK *ME*!!!
RevJack: MY jehovahs are getting crushed, fersher
Modemac: #subgenius
Hello: Homer is the machine at Uof L I'm on.
IVAN_Stang: Well I be damn.
Friday-j: Eat "Bob" at "Connie"'s!
DynaSoar: Dobs is the Great Fister of JHVH
Modemac: Hmm.
N_X_K: Modemac: Ctrl-G is ^GBEEP. Don't use it that often
Agent: Stang> you are using HOMER?
Modemac: Testtesttest
DynaSoar: FIST me Dobbsy
Jetrock is loving hello's ass with the Mr. Bungle "OU818" demo
tape...
Hello: high lights?
Modemac: ^G
Hello: Control B?
P-Lil: *crotchety geek accent* Why, I remember IRCle 0.92, way back
when...!
golFUR: Eat here Get gas
Friday-j: Stang is Homerless now
Hello: Oh, yeah, I'm hello..
dad: he be ircle-Stang now
P-Lil: No more beeps.
TheCharlie: FUJI PHOTO FILM U.S.A., INC. WEEKLY
EXPENSE REPORT
RevJack: Modemac - test received
Hello: Yeah, love me.. Lov emy bunglee..
Jetrock: i'm runnin from the COMMAND LINE, fuckers!
IVAN_Stang: I am not using Homer, but Ircle. Homer gives me a lot of trouble.
PeeKat: It don't beep for me...
Modemac: Control doesn't seem to work...B
DynaSoar: RIGHT CHANNEL TEST
RevJack: Charlie - DON"T DO IT
DynaSoar: LEFT CHENNEL TEST
Agent: Me too stang...Ircle rocks tho
Friday-j: Homer is more submissive program, more eager to please the
great Stangini.
Modemac: ggg
Hello is now known as HelloSkinny
Modemac: Oh, there we go.
dad: ircle can do underlining too
TheCharlie: I'm nt takin gyour advice anymore
HelloSkinny Yeah, that's what I wanted..
golFUR: ircle and homer suck shit together, thats what you get for
using a mac...
Modemac: Now, as I was saying...
RevUni: thats the nature of the game and you have to playyyyyyyy
N_X_K tries to nudge the sleeping Martyr out the door
Friday-j: MAC RULE!
golFUR: so can a pc
MegaLiz: **********STEREO???????????***********
HelloSkinny We can never go through the ircle, we can only go round and
round and round..
PeeKat: Stop playing around with colors
Jetrock: i'm connected via VT100 terminal!!!
DynaSoar: MIDDLE CHANNEL TEST
RevJack: in ((((((((((((((SURROUND SOUND)))))))))))))
RevUni: OoOoOoH!
HelloSkinny a ircle.. a square.. a triangle.. a biangle.. It's like a CIRCLE!!!
Friday-j: Hey, all the little pictures of you just went B&W! What gives?
dad: Ah, Hello Skinny - David Lynch is a Residents fan then?
PeeKat: ( ( ( ( ( (((SURROUND SOUND))) ) ) ) ) )
TheCharlie: now you all have my expense report in Quatro Pro Version 7 ....
Modemac: #subgenius doesn't do much with PILS, but man, it's GREAT with
the CHURCH AIR! The glow from my CRT is turning all the air around me into
CHURCH AIR!
ICEKNIFE: SO this DICK RevPsych gets on, claims he founded the channel,
tells strangers that we're KKK affiliated, chases Uni around the IRC, and
bumps almost EVERYONE for being "PINK"...
Jetrock: actually, I should go hook up a modem to my TRS-80 Model II and
modem with THAT!
RevJack: ircle, quare riangle
Jetrock: irc'ing via retrotek gives me wood.
IVAN_Stang: GGG, my mac could mop the fuckin' floor with your little cheesy
piece a shit and you know it.
HelloSkinny Yes! Duck Stab was in before I put in Zoogz!Q
Modemac: I AM ENLIGHTENED!
DynaSoar: TSET ELENNAHC ESREVER
HelloSkinny I want to find Baby Sex and Warner Bros!
IVAN_Stang: Wha....?
RevJack: Dyna - please recalibrate
golFUR: fuck this shit
MegaLiz: ICE: You just figgered this out?
HelloSkinny Can someone give me Baby Sex!
Friday-j: IT HAS BEGUN!
DynaSoar: Sorry
pope1 says: If you have your log on, your probally at critical
mass...
DynaSoar:
ICEKNIFE: Modemac: cool! you might be less of a dick now! neeto!
HelloSkinny I'd like to talk about the letter C...
PeeKat: RevPsych fucking SUCKS. Period.
golFUR: macs suck....
Jetrock: I dunno, I like my PC, it has ROUGHER ORIFICES!
dad: Baby Fingers maybe
N_X_K: Modemac:When I know where the Air comes from, it'll be worthwhile
SisRose: I'm feeling like growling again....
HelloSkinny I'm more of a nixon than I ever was in my life.
SisRose: psych <spit>
Modemac: Uh-oh...if I had any less of a dick, I'd be a eunuch.
DynaSoar: TSET LENNAHC ESREVER
RevJack: Y E S L E T ' S U S E M O R E B A N D W I D T H
Jetrock: but we've already done the "which is the better lay: Mac or
PC?" thing...
wants: Unknown command
HelloSkinny With Monstrous Intro?
P-Lil: sisrose? Growling?
MegaLiz: GGrrrrrrrrr
RevJack: Dyna - yes, that's it
SisRose: GGGRRRRRR
PeeKat hisses
DynaSoar: TNX
Rev_Bubba: go with it rose...vent
RevJack: ACK
Friday-j is dizzy
HelloSkinny I can't fit in a 3 1/2 drive. I'm sorry, I just can't, no
matter how much folding, spindling, and mutilating I do.
DynaSoar: we're READY to BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
N_X_K: ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG N_X_K XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack #N
N_X_K: #1 RADCLIFF...13th-Generation Norwegian DOS game from the
infamous rECTUM cAUDA. [610K]
dad: this is the monstrous intro
Agent: Man this Barbarian FUCK needs his ass crushed
Rev_Bubba: bare dem fangs sister
IVAN_Stang: Really... Mac or PC... it's 6 of one, etc. etc. Except for
GGG's... his is a piece of shit.
MegaLiz: Pschy pspit!
HelloSkinny Now, if you take out the mouse ball, you can try the inside of
the mouse...
SisRose: hahahah
Modemac: YOW! Talking Heads. And David Byrne is a paid up SubG
Minister, too!
dad: yah, Gordon's computer is total crap
Jetrock: HelloSkinny... that's why you need a SYQUEST!
RevJack: *TWO* *TWO* *TWO* *TWO* *TWO*
DynaSoar: Someone go grab a pink. I need a spleen.
Friday-j: You take the mouse ball and wedge it in your cervix, see, and
HelloSkinny I started with a XT/10 with a 20 MB hard drive and MB monitor.
MegaLiz: Mode: IS Not?!?
SisRose: bubba, put on that dogbite attack outfit...I'm ready to go
Modemac: Though I think he just bought the membership with funds from
his "True Stories" movie because he thought it sounded neat.
ICEKNIFE: Is this how "Bob" sees the SKOR?
HelloSkinny Syquest.. Yes.. but no dough... only a 100 meg now, actualoly...
DynaSoar: Let's type in BINARY
RevJack: I need a cervix, I think
Modemac: MegaLiz: He IS!
SisRose gets on haunches
IVAN_Stang: GGG is still sputtering in anger.
Jetrock: I started with a VIC-20, and then I had a MACINTOSH CLASSIC.
DynaSoar: 11001 0101001 01110100101100
Rev_Bubba: i just finished a book by nancy a. collins where her bio admits
to her Yeti heritage...damn strange....
HelloSkinny bubble attack.. What happened to DEVO attack? Where's PMAT?
PeeKat: Ice: No wonder his brain is gone...
Friday-j gets a haunch
RevUni: 000100100100010100001000101 -01010101
ICEKNIFE: like this channel, but with ODORS and stuff?
RevJack: &HF5
MegaLiz: I was in love BEFORE. BUt....But...
SisRose: uuencode me
TheCharlie: 0110111101001010011101010110101
HelloSkinny I actually started with a TI 99/4A?
DynaSoar: HEHEHEHEH
pope1 throws a pink into the middle of the group.
PeeKat: 0660600006606000606006600606060
DynaSoar: Good one CHarli
IVAN_Stang: Nancy Collins is Rev. Nanzi Regalia.
HelloSkinny I smell a lot like snot. and tongues. and syrop and semen.
and unwashed jeans. and blank tape. and lag? lag? lag?
ICEKNIFE: so I narced Psych out. FUCK 'im!
Friday-j: Stang - A secret revealed!Q
RevUni: 999 999 999 999 999 uhhh 666 666 666 666
TheCharlie: PK? cannot compute....
HelloSkinny Ten seconds? Nothing?
N_X_K throws the pink right bak at pope1
Jetrock: A1 F0 FF A4 3E 6B 22 F8
HelloSkinny What?
PeeKat: Who the smeg is nancy collins?
Rev_Bubba: whoa...i was just reading her book this very damn instant sort
of thing...the universe works in very mysterious ways
MegaLiz: Thank you ICE.
DynaSoar: You can't SMELL SNOT?
P-Lil watches SisRose get worked up...
SisRose: Iceknife...you did no such thing
DynaSoar: How you gonna SMELL SNOT?
HelloSkinny Lemon scented apricots..
golFUR sits in the corner and practices single file
dad: Nanzi Regalia
pope1 discards the pink...
IVAN_Stang: Ye CAIN'T SMELL YER OWN SNOT!!!
HelloSkinny First you take it OUT of the nose.
DynaSoar: If yer nose is fulla SNOT, how you gonna SMELL
ICEKNIFE: Did so... to the IRCops, and the computer crimes division of
the FBI
Jetrock: Then you SNIFF IT!
Friday-j: You can't see your own tears!
PeeKat: The whole WORLD spells like snot!
PeeKat: Or smells.
HelloSkinny Then you put it in the mouth, lick it, roll it around.
Friday-j: Spells like snot is better.
DynaSoar: And if you can SMEL, yer nose ain;t FULLA SNOT
MegaLiz: I spell like snot!
IVAN_Stang: Ye cain'
RevJack: Wipe it on the piano, come back in a few days. But then it
wouldn't be YOURS anymore.
IVAN_Stang: t taste yer own SPIT!
TheCharlie: OBVIOUSLY, people, you DON'T smell your own snot... you take
turns smelling each other's...
HelloSkinny No, which is why I take it OUT of the nose before I smell it.
Jetrock: Smells like teen snot.
Friday-j: You can't slack your own "Bob"
MegaLiz: I spell like spot!
golFUR: it snot snot
RevUni picks her nose
N_X_K: Golfur:While you're over there, spit in Martyr's mouth while
it's snoring...Maybe it'll wake up
PeeKat cries
Jetrock: It's much more fun to SWAP SPIT!
Friday-j: Nose-Picking As Slack - title of my new alt.slack post
RevJack: This is why I bought a computer.
MegaLiz: See spot smell, smeel spoot smeel1
DynaSoar: You mcan't HEAR your own EARS
PeeKat: Martyr is observing us...
HelloSkinny Teen snot. Almost.
RevUni: WHO WANTS MY BOOGIES???
IVAN_Stang: You cain't SHAVE your own RAZOR
SisRose pets PeeKat
Friday-j offers to trade spit with GGG
golFUR: *HAAAAWWWWWWWWK* *PITOOOEY*
DynaSoar: WHat ya gonna do, hold one up to the other?
HelloSkinny A weep for Bangladesh.. and Luxembourg..
MegaLiz: STANG HAHHAA
dad: I find computing to be a very enlightening pasttime too
HelloSkinny My spit is extremely viscous today.
Rev_Bubba: damn!!!! i ripped my rolling paper!!! damn!! amn damn damn
P-Lil: "You can't think about your own mind"? Hell, I can't think WITH
my own mind!
PeeKat purrs contentedly
Jetrock: You cannot BREATHE YOUR OWN LUNGS.
TheCharlie: You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose.. but you
can't wipe your friends on the sofa..
DynaSoar: You CAIN't hold one of yer ears up to the other
HelloSkinny In fact.. (spit.. wipe..) it makes a very good lubricant..
ICEKNIFE: The IRCops felt he hadn't broken any laws, but the FBI thought
he may have broken SEVERAL, because SubGenius is, among other things, an
actual corperation
RevJack: Ropy Spit, Skinny? I'm envious!
ICEKNIFE: corporation
SisRose: p-lil brain sushi
Jetrock: TheCharlie: I can, but then, I have weird friends...
RevJack: I've always envied people with ropy spit
MegaLiz: Jet: not if you're lucky in lungs.
RevUni: damn...NO ONE wants snots from the UNIBOMBER's NOSE?
HelloSkinny The FBI? I don't know what they think about me. But I do know
what the secret service thinks.
DynaSoar: brb -- MORE COFFEE
golFUR: you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and you
can pick your clothes, but.... is that a booger on your bugle boys?
IVAN_Stang: You can cut off that guy's ear, and hold it up to your ear...
you could cut off your OWN ear but how you gone HEAR it? It's DEAD!
Agent: IF YOU GUYS VALUE FUCKING WITH PINKS AT ALL GET YER ASS INTO
THE UNDERNET CHANNEL
RevUni: damn...y'all need my snots
P-Lil: Brain sushi. Cold fish. Side of wasabi.
RevJack: I can't get mine to do that, not without Hawaiian Punch
Friday-j: Stang - Ear Re-Animation By Request!
HelloSkinny But I STILL don't know whatever happened to Alan Keyes after my
and his ignominious derailment!
SisRose: get me them extra big chopsticks, girly
N_X_K: You can't chew your own mouth
IVAN_Stang: You cain't HATE your own HATE...
PeeKat: Undernet sucks.
pope1 says: #subgenius on a sunday night, the ultimate form of
procrastination.
RevUni flicks boogies at Rose
Jetrock: well, the Secret Service saw my name on the ILLUMINATI BBS
userlog, so they probably have a file...
HelloSkinny I can't be in undernet and oozing here.. In fact it's hard
enough to be here..
dad: forget undernet
dad: this actually works
Friday-j: You can't FAKE your own FATE
RevJack: You can't FUCK your own DICK
N_X_K: Agent:No. Let the Pinks come to us, dammit
golFUR flicks klingons at RevUni
IVAN_Stang: You cain't sideswipe your own car.
pope1: you can try...
TheCharlie: I eat wasabi for breakfast
SisRose: can you chase your own stick?
Modemac: You can prick your finger, but they don't like it when you
finger your prick.
Jetrock: RevJack: yeaj you can, with your HAND!
RevUni: Jack: Unlesss yer a HERMAPRODITE.
Jetrock: I like to finger my prick!
Friday-j: Modemac - Has this ever stopped you from fingering?
HelloSkinny I can SHAVE my own FINGERS..
RevJack: Uni - I'll take yer word for it
Friday-j: I could SHVE my EARS
Jetrock: It's more fun when others do it though.
DynaSoar: re
Friday-j: SHAVE
Modemac: I alwyas wait till you're around, Friday.
Jetrock: Well, depending on the other.
RevJack: Meg keeps FARTING. Thought you should know.
dad: I just shaved my ears yesterday in fact
Friday-j: Praise be the farts of Meg!
RevJack: jeeze
HelloSkinny Not the guy who wrote them, although he just walked in, IK
RevUni takes a whiff of Meg's poots
TheCharlie: Thanks Jack... get a microphone.
dad: Meg, what was for dinner tonight then?
P-Lil: "...And that was WASABI ENEMA, here tonight on the BONG, WBNG,
Key West. How're you doing, Castro, you fuck? We love you..."
Jetrock: If I wake up and some SHAMBLING, OOZE_SQUIRTING HAIRY BEAST is
fingering my prick, well, that's okay...
pope1: I didn't NEED to know that...
DynaSoar: You can't KUM your own QUAT
HelloSkinny Mmmm.. smells like.. SNOT...
RevJack: Meg writes her own farts, thank yew
IVAN_Stang: I know there was something TREMENDOUSLY IMPORTANT I was
supposed to share with you all... something "Bob" told me... now what was
it?
RevUni: hot snot pot
DynaSoar: How you gonna KUM your own QUAT?
P-Lil: Meg's boots are more worthy of smelling.
Jetrock: oh, fuckit, it probably wasn't very important, stang.
SisRose: bon your own mot?
Friday-j: Stang - Tell us, O scribe, not of "Bob" but of ... something
more interesting!
dad: Meg's jeans too
RevUni: hot spot kumquat
DynaSoar: If you KUM< how are you going to QUAT it?
RevUni: dot dot dot
PeeKat: butter your own fly?
MegaLiz: HA! My farts are WORTH attending TO.
RevJack: Lil - pay-per-view, baby
ICEKNIFE: That new Wasabe toothpaste from Bulldada Labs is selling well?
DynaSoar: And if you QUAT it, what are you going to KUM with?
P-Lil: Status your own quo?
RevUni: lot smot plot
Modemac: Stang: If "Bob" told you, then it's probably something to sell.
IVAN_Stang: It was something about money... for everybody... dang, now what
did he say?
Friday-j: You can FELCH your own SQUID though
golFUR: Haiku time: Use the force you must / to defeat your father luke
/ beware the dark side.
DynaSoar: FUCK MONEY
Modemac: But does it matter now since you folks killed him? (Again.)
Jetrock: MONEY! oh yeah.
dad: no money, no!
DynaSoar: Gives DOBBS the money
golFUR: wow, thats pretty
Friday-j: Stang - "Bob" told you to send ALL YOUR MONEY to ME
dad: I refues
HelloSkinny I can't even remember what a syllable is anymore..
ICEKNIFE slaps Friday-j around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
RevUni: golFUR: IRC JOKES!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps GeeCubed around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps golFUR around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
pope1: I want the money!
ICEKNIFE slaps HelloSkinny around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
Modemac: Graduate, Yoda School of English, I am!
ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
Friday-j thrills to Iceknife's caresses
RevJack: Send all your money to DALLAS
ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a
joke, and you say "ROTFLOL!"
PeeKat: STOP IT!
ICEKNIFE slaps IVAN_Stang around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps Jetrock around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
HelloSkinny wooobliggg.. that got me back into gear.
P-Lil: Give "Bob" the money, so he can make sure it gets to me.
IVAN_Stang: It suddenly occured to me... I got on this an HOUR EARLY!!!
What happens at the APPOINTED time???!?!?
ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
HelloSkinny I love it.
ICEKNIFE slaps Modemac around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps Modemac around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
MegaLiz: HEY Why'd I get EXTRA?
Friday-j: Stang - You dont' want to KNOW wehat happened then ...
RevJack: somebody hit ice, he's skipping
ICEKNIFE slaps N_X_K around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
Jetrock: MegaLiz: Because you're SPECIAL.
golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: when you join #mIRC
everyone types "Norm!"
ICEKNIFE slaps N_X_K around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: you once devoted a weekend
to "working on your popups."
RevUni gets the hell out of ICEKNIFE's WAY!
RevJack opens his trousers in anticipation
golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: you've called out someone
else's nick while making love to your better half.
ICEKNIFE slaps P-Lil around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps P-Lil around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
N_X_K wishes he had floodkick
ICEKNIFE slaps PeeKat around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
dad: Iceknife, you can slap and slap but you can't buttsplit this
channel
MegaLiz: I don't wanna get EXTRA FROM ICE!!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps pope1 around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
golFUR: those UNI?
Friday-j tickles her new squid friend and makes it make the 'J'
sound
P-Lil: I got my own squid, thanks, but, hell, the more the merrier.
ICEKNIFE slaps RevJack around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
pope1 stops, drops, and rolls (again)
Jetrock: but you can buttsplit ME!!!
HelloSkinny You know you're addicted to IRC when you can actually read all
this stuff!
ICEKNIFE slaps Rev_Bubba around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
IVAN_Stang: What happened to GGG? Chewing his own tongue?
RevUni: OH NO!!!!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps SisRose around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps TheCharlie around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a
joke, and you say "ROTFLOL!"
Friday-j: Is un-debeaked redundent?
golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a
joke, and you say "ROTFLOL!"
DynaSoar: ICEKNIFE FUCKS UP WITH HIS PRAIRIE SQUID
RevUni gets ready
N_X_K: Stang:At the Appointed Hour, NHGH fries all of our brains
RevJack: well damn, it's about time. Sloppy eighteenths and all
golFUR: uhmmm
MegaLiz: Watchit It's SHARP1
HelloSkinny My right butt is in my betroom right here.
golFUR: POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus," but
instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
HelloSkinny On the pool table.
golFUR: RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file,
regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires
you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.
Jetrock: Nah, GGG's over there LICKING HIS OWN TONGUE and CHEWING HIS
OWN TEETH.
HelloSkinny Golfur, are you flooding, or what?
golFUR: HP MARKETING VIRUS: Attempts to make you belive that your 3000
is a 9000, then disappears.
SisRose: flooding his pants
golFUR: nope, UNI requested all these
HelloSkinny ohh.. gotta fart...
RevJack runs away from his own legs
Friday-j: Amazing! Even more bullshit than before!
Jetrock: I am Homer of Borg! Resistance is... Ooh! Donuts!
HelloSkinny no.. it submerged..
PeeKat: Someone kill Uni...
Friday-j: Stang - Make the 'J' sound again. That was fun.
RevUni: golFUR's IRC jokes are DA BOMB, yo1
Jetrock prepares his Zippo near Hello's sphincter
Ackme: D'ooohhhh
Agent: hey ICEKNIFE do you know Barbarian?
RevUni: PK: ah, shaddup. I can HURT you.
IVAN_Stang: I want you all to know that I have been posting daily to
alt.slack. I reposted it all today because it STILL AIN'T GOT THROUGH!!!
golFUR looks for da bomb in his coding
GeeCubed: As a matter of fact I was talking to miz geethree who is stuck
in Amarillo, enema placement site for the high plains
Friday-j: Stang - Did you ever get to watch that porno tape I gave you at
the Drill? Want another?
PeeKat: Uni: Sheeah right...
Modemac: Old one, Jetrock. I prefer, "I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepare to
be askimiligated."
Friday-j: Stang - THREE POSTS CAME THROUGH TODAY!
PeeKat: Stang: It got through today
RevUni: CHALLENGE?
RevJack: Jetrock - sorry, forgot you're on a terminal
ICEKNIFE: yup... a Bradleyite... a revisionist... a FUCKHEAD
MegaLiz wonders what it would be like if Stang would only post
PeeKat: Hah...not EVEn a challenge...
HelloSkinny Hello, ENEMA BONDAGE? I just want to be happy, I guess....
RevUni: BAH!
RevJack: Three GOOD ones
IVAN_Stang: Yeah... 3 posts from AOL I bet. They don't COUNT.
Jetrock: Modemac: I know, I know...
TheCharlie is now known as Charlie-away
Modemac: Stang: Do you think it might go better if you tried different
news reading software>
dad: I haven't seen a Stang post since 1994
Modemac: ?
Agent: ICEKNIFE. He is on undernet whining cause I deoped him..He told
me to ask you about him <G>
Charlie-awa gotta pee pee now
Friday-j: Stang - It was the Dallas Cult Leader post, and two replies to
other posts
RevUni: you just wait till i get back from the ladies room, PEE
KITTY...I'll get you!
PeeKat: You mean Baaaaaaa....
IVAN_Stang: It ain't the software. It's Texas Metronet.
DynaSoar: IT's a CURSE Ivan. You won't sit in and CHAT with us on alt.slack.
MegaLiz: Stanky: ready to ditch metronet yet?
PeeKat: And Uni made more of a bleating sound...:)
Jetrock: KPLA, Klingon Radio! All honor, all the time!
Jetrock: Hello's throwin' Zippy lines! heh.
Ackme: the BOB kids post was hilarious!!!
golFUR: I'm recently escaped from Meth Acres, Home for the Reality
Challanged, can someone help me with this jacket?
GeeCubed: Hey stang, did you get those Yeti forseskins I sent you by UPS???
Jetrock: Cjarlie: Then PEE=PEE!
HelloSkinny I just want you to know I won't do anyone up the butt unless I
give them an enema first. I WILL drink the enema juice, though.
pope1 wonders about exactly how much caffeine you have to have
in your system to read all this...
Friday-j: Blessed be the Metronet, for it gives Stang Involuntary Slack
HelloSkinny Yes, Jetrock, it's in my autoexec file..
dad: I thought Lil had a firewall going around Stang
PeeKat: "Klingon Comedian: "LAUGH, NOW!""
DynaSoar: pope1: LOTS
IVAN_Stang: I have yet to hear from anyone using any other server in Dallas
except for Onramp and MCI and shit and those are hourly rates#!#@#@%%@!
RevUni: BRB
SisRose: caffeen? METH! straight in the neck!
HelloSkinny The PINK SOCKS were originally from MARS! But they came to
EARTH in 1953!
pope1: LoL Dyna.
Friday-j: Stang - Hasn't Modemac sent you a list of servers yet?
DynaSoar: Ivan: there's Netcom in DFW
Jetrock: I found myself in a transparent tube NAKED! Except for my PINK
SOCKS!
HelloSkinny Cough! Cough! Sacred Caugh!!!
Jetrock: And then I saw them... the space farmers!
MegaLiz: pope1 let it go and flow...
SisRose: tie me, off Jetrock
GeeCubed: Holy Dobbshite this is going so fast I gotta frop up bigtime
just to slow the screen dow.
PeeKat: Stang: Try CRIS
Friday-j wants socks now
HelloSkinny Ich rieche PIZZA!
golFUR: just type /links it'll give you a list of servers connected to
whatever you are on
Jetrock: They were on a routine inspection of meat ranches in our solar
system...
RevJack: pope1 - RUN AWAY NOW
pope1: You sure Mega?
Friday-j: RUN AWAY!
HelloSkinny Join the march and eat my starch!
dad: yah, they need speed controls on these irc clients
RevJack: DON"T LISTEN TO HER YOU"LL WIND UP LIKE ME
Modemac: All the Internet companies you could ever want:
http://www.thelist.com/
Jetrock: that's right, Earth is a MEAT RANCH and PEOPLE ARE THE MEAT!
IVAN_Stang: I know of every server in North Texas. I just don't if any are
any better than Metronet.
RevJack: DOOMED SOUL ON A HELLBOUND TRAIN
PeeKat: Stang: CRIS has unlimited time for $19.99 a month, and it
doesn't fuck up as much
N_X_K: Jet:Oh, that's nothing, those are just the Greys. Talk to us
when you've met the Bankers.
HelloSkinny You can touch the sock, but you can't touch the stole! You
can't EVER touch the stole!
Jetrock: polyester leisure suits were like SARAN WRAP to them...
dad: none better than Metronet?
IVAN_Stang: GGG... you sent those fuckin Yeti foreskins COD!!! It was over
$135!!!
Rev_Bubba: i'll have mine blue rare there jetrock, thanks andd alla that
cordial shit
ICEKNIFE: UNI sent undernet an X-form to be the moderator of the channel
on Undernet, to prevent takeovers like last week... any objections?
Jetrock: CARS were like WALNUTS just WAITING to be CRACKED OPEN!
Friday-j: I want to steal the touch!
Ackme: Tofu..Tofu is PEOPLE
HelloSkinny I am the driver of an underground train.. The lonesome life
can't bother me.. far away from the wind and rain..
pope1: YOU MEAN MY CAPS-LOCK WIIL GET STUCK TOO?
Modemac: Well, Stang, you could always ASK AROUND.
alt.internet.services and alt.internet.access.wanted are there for that.
golFUR: lab rats cause cancer
HelloSkinny a BLUE ROCK! I love it!
GeeCubed: too bad you don't have io.com, they do in Houston
I think
Jetrock: They were chekcing ti see if I had their minimum daily dietary
requirements...
PeeKat: Ice: course not
RevJack: good one P1
Friday-j: Can't ask if you can't get through though.
ICEKNIFE: GRREN tofu is people... the other colors are OTHER useless things
Friday-j: BLACK tofu is GGG
HelloSkinny GRAFT THEIR FUR ONTO MY FOREAREM! I WANT OXYGEN! NOW!
Jetrock: LEAD MERCURY STRONTIUM-90 LSD DDT STP I HAD THEM ALL!!!! and
more...
P-Lil: Stang: You know why I'm not recommending my ISP, right?
dad: Stang - you gotta run your OWN server!
ICEKNIFE: I REPEAT:
PeeKat: Stang: TRY CRIS, DAMNYOU!
ICEKNIFE: UNI sent undernet an X-form to be the moderator of the channel
on Undernet, to prevent takeovers like last week... any objections?
HelloSkinny The oil, or the psychomaker?
SisRose: slack.net
Jetrock: YOU CANNOT TELNET TO YOUR OWN SERVER!
Friday-j: Iceknife - Shut up and go back to sleep!
pope1: peanut-Butter Tofu Rox!
GeeCubed: Well really a deep midnite Blue Friday!
MegaLiz: ICE: Uni is not Psych?
N_X_K: Jet:Yes, you can.
RevJack: ICEKNIFE - OK by me I guess
Jetrock: YOU CANNOT HARDWARE-HANDSHAKE YOUR OWN COM1 SERIAL PORT!
HelloSkinny Was there a takeover last week? I wasn't even here last week..
oh god....
Ackme: Jet--is that the secret net meth formula, finally?
SisRose: Uni is cool-a-riffic
PeeKat: Want the number?
Friday-j: The HAIRY TOFU is ... guess who?
RevJack: Jet - IT"S A SIN
golFUR: hehe jet
RevUni: WHOA
ICEKNIFE: No, and I'm gonna hit you, Meg...
HelloSkinny You cannot lick your own TONGUE...
N_X_K: Jet:With loopback, I think you can.
GeeCubed: Spangkie
ICEKNIFE: WHAM! <BIIIIIG ROCK>
MegaLiz: Again????
P-Lil: Jetrock: Sure you can! If you want tons of processes doing
nothing, that's the way to go!
HelloSkinny you cannot WATCH your own TV...
pope1: I can!
Rev_Bubba: shit..ithis is giving me the willies...im gonna have to go
stare at escher prints and regain my compsure
Jetrock: N_X_K No you're NOT! Your FUCKIN THE LOOPBACK PORT!!!
Friday-j: Your TV can WATCH YOU
MegaLiz: Bully!
GeeCubed: You can't run from your own legs
HelloSkinny Everybody! Click their palate! Right now!
Jetrock: it's like using a STRAW to SUCK YOUR OWN DICK
ICEKNIFE: STANG: any objections?
DynaSoar: YOu cannotstd.input your own /dev/null
dad: my TV watches the neighbors
PeeKat: Uni is psych! Cool!
MegaLiz: I'm GONNA CRY AT YOU YOUO YOOOU!!!
HelloSkinny I have a picture of a TV with eyes from some tabloid on my door.
N_X_K: Jet:Yeah yeah. So what? Go try to wake Martyr up
DynaSoar: How you gonna std.input your own /dev/null?
HelloSkinny AAAAAABBBAA ZAAAAABBBAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Jetrock: you cannot GREP your own /DEV/NULL
RevUni: I AM NOT!
Charlie-away is now known as TheCharlie
Jetrock: whaddya gonna GREP it with?
Friday-j: Stang - Trust in "Bob", he will give you the luck to get the
PERFECT SERVER
HelloSkinny I AM ALL
PeeKat: Yes you are! Psych!
TheCharlie: I peed my pee and took my drugs.
RevJack: you cannot GREP your own STDOUT
RevUni: PK, you are REALLY askin for it, aint ya?
Rev_Bubba: gol...before i ferget...
ICEKNIFE: 'cmere PK... put yer fuzzy noggin on this here pretty wet red
rock...
GeeCubed: Next thing somebody will aver that the Gostak Distims the Doshes
HelloSkinny you cannot SHAVE your own RAZOR
PeeKat: ASKIN? I'm BEGGIN! Ha!
golFUR: bubba.. before you forget
touches: Unknown command
Jetrock: You cannot CAT your own STDIN!
TheCharlie: So how come nobody told me Uni os Rev Psych??
N_X_K: You cannot refuse to listen to your own /dev/zero
HelloSkinny oh.. yes.. i love it when you beg...
Rev_Bubba: \dcc golFUR next.to.nothing.$$$...fer dem damn humans you
stuck me with
Signoff: Rev_Bubba (Shit, what the hell am I doing here????)
SisRose: I feel betrayed Uni
PeeKat puts hisnoggin on the rock
Friday-j touches the back of her neck while thinking of
Iceknife's toes
RevUni: IM NOT! I SWEAR! hahaha
pope1: You cannot GET your own FORM.
HelloSkinny you cannot help your own man...
RevJack is now known as RevPsych
Jetrock puts his weenie on the anvil
golFUR: /dcc Rev_Bubba reciept.bil
pope1: oh
Modemac: I think I saw a Gostak among the list of Unique SubGenius
Monsters...
RevPsych: you all suck I R00L!!!!111!!!!
PeeKat: Uni: You are SO. Don't lie!
pope1: oh no
HelloSkinny Oh yeah.. get out the tongs.. get out the red hot tongs..
MegaLiz: Have you seen them together? Huh?
DynaSoar is now known as Rev_Psych
RevPsych is now known as RevJack
ICEKNIFE doesn't kill people, BIG ROCKS kill people!!!
Rev_Psych is now known as DynaSoar
RevUni: PK: waaaa
Jetrock begins PYRO-URINATING
PeeKat: Uni: Told you I'd win.
Friday-j: Everyone here just wants to be someone else, but none of them
can be!
RevUni: ah FUCK YOU!
RevJack: ELK MOUNT???
RevUni: LOL
SisRose: that's a girl!
Jetrock: I gotta be ME!
MegaLiz wonders how long it will take anyone to accuse her of
being Psych
Jetrock: and ME is what I gotta BE!
GeeCubed: SAD
Friday-j: I gotta be WE!
DynaSoar: I goota PEE FREE
Friday-j: I gotta go WEE soon too.
dad: Friday, you mean wants to be WITH someone else...
N_X_K is now known as N_X_K
SisRose: I gotta be weened
Jetrock is now known as J3
Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer)
DynaSoar: We gotta WEE WEE
PeeKat: Uni: I'm open to the lowest bidder! (I'm willing to pay...)
pope1: You cannot BE YOURSELF
GeeCubed: You mean wee don'tcha?????
RevJack: Friday, you gotta be wee. No way around it.
RevUni: Being accused of being PSYCH is probably the worst insult you
could give me.
Friday-j: Dad - Yes, I want to be with someone else. Do you blame me?
HelloSkinny the steaming rocks.. the iron ore blends with the granite.. the
eyes bleed.. jim morrison offers me a quart of booze but I don't want it..
my dicks undergo cellular division and grow into psychedelic ballads...
Modemac: I gotta have sex with Friday. But at least I'm honest.
TheCharlie: A is A
J3 is now known as J3TR0C]
golFUR: The opinions and views proclaimed by this nick are not the
opinions and views as held by the person typing
HelloSkinny The ruffles on my skirt start, uh, ruffling..
PeeKat: Uni: What about accusing you of being a poser FNM fan?
J3TR0C] is now known as Jetrock
ICEKNIFE: I'm hopin the FBI really bust him, so we can it'll make an
EXAMPLE of the undesirable! YAWOL!
Friday-j: Modemac - I'm busy Friday. Try Tuesday.
RevJack: Modemac - we'll wait if you want
SisRose: thank you Mr.Gault
dad: there is no blame in #subgenius
Jetrock: I'm TRANSFORMIN'!
MegaLiz: Uni...I'm sorry...I'll pierce something for you...okay...kay????
SisRose: there is ALL blame in #subgenius
RevUni: that i can handle. But see, i know what i yam
Friday-j: LET MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN!
HelloSkinny I once met someone named january. But only once.
SisRose: Excuses are the doctrine
Jetrock: I am undergoing CELLULAR MITOSIS!
Friday-j: Let's not forget Tuesday Weld.
RevUni: Meg: PIERCE ME!
Ackme: A is A iff A is not not A
dad: Ok then, I blame Modemac
DynaSoar: *** DynaSoar is now known as EVERYBODY ELSE
Friday-j: And my idol, Wednesday Addams.
ICEKNIFE yells: MORAL KUMQUAT!
Jetrock: The STEEL CAGE MATCH has BEGUN!
RevJack: I once knew a woman named Bunny
HelloSkinny Give me the blame.. I will EAT IT.. I'm HUNGRY.. HOT POCKETS
are NO GOOD...
ICEKNIFE: I blame STANG STANG STANG
Jetrock: It's "BOB" vs. NHGH!
Modemac: Tuesday Weld vs. Friday Jones?
Friday-j: Hello - Try LEAN POCKETS.
HelloSkinny QURAN! KORAN! UNDER THE BRIDGE!
DynaSoar: YOU CAN'T QUAT your own KUM
pope1: Does that rhyme with something funny
DynaSoar: It ain't MORAL
MegaLiz: I gotta be KIWI!
TheCharlie: Is Ivan still here?
Friday-j: Stang did this to us!
HelloSkinny My BEARD IS GROWING.. you can almost see my MUSTACHE.. I still
look AMISH...
HelloSkinny P-Lil!!!
GeeCubed: MYGOD THIS IS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST, MORE FRAPPY, MORE GIN O
SHIT I'M HAVING A BEFORELIFE CRISIS...WHERE ARE THE RUBBER SHEETS. THE BIG
RED STRAPS...HELP ME SOMEBODY, CAN I GET A PRAISEBOB??"??
Jetrock: He's MANIPULATING US like LITTLE PUPPETS!
P-Lil: Bungie jumping off of the Internet! That's fun!
Ackme: Tuesday vs Wednesday
DynaSoar: P-Lil, you're bouncing in and out. Sick server?
RevJack: He's in a stupor. three lines per second, grand-mal city
Modemac: Weld vs. Jones...the governor of Massachusetts vs. a movie
character. Hmm.
SisRose: p-lil.....pull her in, gang
HelloSkinny ,fnRUBGER I FORGET ALL THE RUBBER!
Friday-j: Stang is probably necking in the elevator with someone else
.... LUCKY BOY!
PeeKat: Oooohhhh......i am so tiiiiiiirrrrrred.
Jetrock: Here, have another BOURBON & BONGWATER!
TheCharlie: PraBob
HelloSkinny BUNGLE JUMP! I must BUNGLE JUMP!
P-Lil: I got your red straps RIGHT HERE, Gordon.
Friday-j: PRAISE GGG!
PeeKat: Bungle jumping off the interenet?
golFUR: if you jerk off a lot and grow hair on your palms doesnt that
just make jerking off more fun?
HelloSkinny I NEED MENARCH, NOW!
SisRose: more friction
ICEKNIFE yells: MORPHING CUMSTAINS!!!
Friday-j: The hairs tickle so sweetly
Modemac: Oh yeah, and Wednesday from the Addams Family. Now all we need
are Sunday, Monday, Thursday and Saturday.
RevJack: more tangles
pope1: less!
RevUni: BUNGLE! he said it AGAIN!
HelloSkinny I don't know, I haven't been jerking off enough. I guess I
need more lubricant.
RevUni faints
Friday-j: BUNGLE in the BUNGHOLE
MegaLiz: Hey ICE: Thanks for REMINDING ME!!!
RevJack: I'll be Washington's Birthday
PeeKat: BUNGLE! BUNGLE! BUNGLE!
TheCharlie is now known as Monday-j
Jetrock: we are in the JUNGLE of BUNGLE!
DynaSoar: He gots POO STAINS on the CURTIANS
HelloSkinny the Mr. Bungle porno movie would also be nice..
DynaSoar: He'
Jetrock: MUNGLE?
ICEKNIFE yells: MORON CONTACT!!!
GeeCubed: STRAPS GOTTA HAVE THE STRPS QUICK LIL. SEND MEREDSTRAP.EXE
Ackme: use Dr Bronners--peppermint for a thrill!
Signoff: IVAN_Stang (Write error to IVAN_Stang[dal228.metronet.com],
closing link)
Jetrock: Toungle!
PeeKat pyroflatulates on RevUni
Friday-j: No, the curtains got in the poo stains!
P-Lil: Ah, I feel better now.
HelloSkinny YES!!! YES!! EVERY man is a SUPERHUMAN BEING!!!!
Jetrock: I am preparing to PYRO-DEFACATE!!!
RevUni jerks awake
dad: there goes Stang
P-Lil: I bet Stang was loading web pages too.
Friday-j: Awwww ... Stang all fall down now!
DynaSoar: He's a HIGH POWERED POOSHOOTER
PeeKat: YOU BASTARDS KILLED STANG!
SisRose: it's multi-tasking that killed the beast
Jetrock: Stang got BLASTED OFF! OH NO!
pope1: http://204.157.139.14
dad: must be his software
DynaSoar: Sorry, I thought he waws "Bob"
Monday-j: I DID IT!!!! HA HAAAAAAAAAAA
ICEKNIFE grabs pk by the nutsack and starts to freeze and crack
a seam open...
Friday-j: STANG deserved to DIE for the LIES to told us about "Bob"!
GeeCubed: dYNA: yOU TALKIN' ABOUT sTERNO AND bYRON wERENER'S
SHOWERCURTAIN????
P-Lil: PeeKat; He WANTED it.
ICEKNIFE: There's more than ONE way to skin a P-KAT!
HelloSkinny I MUST PLAY THE GUITAR. I WILL BE PRESIDENT..
PeeKat: Huh?
Jetrock launches an ARMOR-PIERCING FECAL FIN-STABILIZED MISSILE!
RevJack: GGG -CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK
HelloSkinny VOTE ETERNAL MAN PARTY IN NOVEMBER!!!
DynaSoar: Dunno, G3, they got poo stains?
dad: the Lies are killing me
P-Lil: Gordon: Know the difference between toilet paper and a shower
curtain?
MegaLiz: Ya know nobody mails me anymore 'cause they shoot their load on
IRC and have nothing inchoherent left to say in complete and runon
sentences - ya know?
Modemac: You're biased, Friday. After all, "Bob" got you pregnant.
SisRose: I'll send you a love letter, meg
ICEKNIFE: COMPETE or DIE: NAME all the ways to skin a P-KAT!
P-Lil: MegaLiz: Send me mail.
HelloSkinny THE WORLD's greatest sinner is the most PROPHETIC movie of all
time, even if Tim Carey WAS a neo-nazi, of which there STILL isn't any
OBJECTIVE PROOF, and now he's DEAD, so he can't be on CHIPS anymore...
Friday-j: Modemac - Hell, GGG told me "Bob" had a vasectomy!
MegaLiz: Rose: MEE TOO!
SisRose: straight from my heart
HelloSkinny This is only the load I have right now..
RevJack: Rose - what am I, chopped liver?
dad: Meg, I thought you HATED to get email
Friday-j: All SubGenii are LIARS!
pope1: I'll send you something mega....
ICEKNIFE: Lou, shuddup
P-Lil: Yeah. Meg can send me mail, I'll reply to Rose, and Rose can
reply to Meg!
RevUni: Meg, I'll email you and tell you all bout how i want you to
pierce my thingy.
HelloSkinny and FRANK ZAPPA did the soundtrack, and RAY DENNIS STECKLER was
one of the cameramen...
Monday-j: masskill going on on dragon*
P-Lil: It's a three-way!
GeeCubed: hEY HE DID, cONNIE ORDERED IT AFTER THEY MOVED TO mALAYSIA
golFUR is now known as You
You have email!
SisRose moans
HelloSkinny 23-way,, actually.
MegaLiz: Well I don't ANSWER my mail of course!
You is now known as golFUR
golFUR: happy?
RevUni: hahaha
Modemac: He probably did, Friday. But even with vasectomies, there's
like an .02% chance of it not taking effect...and you know "Bob's" luck.
MegaLiz: I'm too withdrawan and all that.
SisRose: I'll answer your mail for you Meg!
dad: of course
ICEKNIFE: LICK MY SCIENCE
RevUni: ZAPPA?
GeeCubed: ANYBODY WANT A NECCO WAFER????
SisRose: I'll write letters to the president for you as well!
Friday-j: GGG - Would "Bob" really do that for "Connie"? Doesn't he have
to spread that Yeti seed?
Jetrock: I skinned a P-KAT with an ICEKNIFE!
HelloSkinny OH.. BONOBOS>> yeah..
SisRose: chocolate necco?
dad: I want a communion wafer
RevJack: Maybe we could hook up the mail server to someone's clit, than
start mailbombing
RevUni: ram it ram it ram it up yer poop chute
P-Lil: Gordon: Depends on what you've soaked it in THIS time.
Monday-j: golFUR.. how many fell for that???
HelloSkinny YEAH.. zappa.. 1961.. holiday in Berlin.. orchestra..
PeeKat: Meg's piercing her thingee?
Friday-j: RevJeck - I volunteer my clit!
dad: someone?
Ackme: make one spark in the dark...
Friday-j: else?
dad: who?
RevJack: "You have mail" - oh! - "You have mail" - oh! - "You have mail"
- oh! -
dad: who did ya have in mind?
MegaLiz: She's all piereced. Can't find a ...clear....bit...of..flesh...
golFUR is watching Life of Brain
Jetrock: we have a clit volunteer! Where's the POWER DRILL?
Friday-j wants MORE MAIL!
golFUR: errr, Brian
HelloSkinny I want to get a tattoo of two ill-formed eyeball-like things on
my buttocks. I might also want to get a strand of DNA tatooed on me, but
don't know where.
pope1: lol! jack
Monday-j is now known as You
HelloSkinny Email me, and I'll email back. But otherwise I usually forget]w??.
GeeCubed: fRIDAY. bEFORE SHE PERSONALLY SUPERVISED bOB'S "tRIMMING"
CONNIE MILKED SEVERAL GALLONS OF VITAL BOBJUICE
You have male
RevJack: HEY YOU
PeeKat: That was cool...
P-Lil: Hello: Tattoo it on the head of your dick.
HelloSkinny Insert mode? What's insert mode?
Modemac: Seems like all women want is more male...
golFUR: i want a full body tatoo of myself, cept maybe a couple inches
taller
Friday-j: I seen a Japanese girl doing the nasty with a Black & Decker once
You is now known as TheCharlie
HelloSkinny Is that more line noise?
RevUni is now known as CatGirlNukuNuku
Jetrock: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Look at the TIME!!!
Friday-j: GGG - So, you think it was when "Connie" and I were fingering
each other that I got pregnant?
dad: aaargh
RevJack: NO
pope1 is now known as you
HelloSkinny No, Master Ringo warned against that. "I had.. the head..
tattooed.. once.. and IT HURT LIKE HELL! ButI didn't want the artist to
stop.."
P-Lil: Friday: Black and Decker? Are we talking Dustbuster? drill
motor? Car opener?
Jetrock: time for Jetrock to GO!! I must go FORNICATE now.
dad: are we dead yet?
HelloSkinny (from the Zappa/Ensemble Modern AAAAFNRAA documentary)
golFUR is now known as Mode
PeeKat: Wafers!
Friday-j: P-Lil - Power drill. All the way IN!
HelloSkinny GO jetrock, go!
RevJack: Go Jet, pop one for "Bob"
Jetrock: I love sunday nights. Subgenius IRC and then it's off to
FORNICATE with my YETI MATE!
GeeCubed: OUT OF THE OLD PIPEFACE AND PUT IT IN CRYOGENIC SUSPENSION.
CONNIE HAS NOW TAKEN ON THE TASK OF SPREADING THE YETI SEED...IF YOU HAD
SEX WITH CONNIE AND SDAID SHE KNOCKED YOU UP, THAT'S POSSIBLE, EVEN PROBABLE
you are all driving me slowly insane!
DynaSoar: GOJETGO
you is now known as pope1
Mode change #subgenius +l 999
HelloSkinny I'll by fucking you with my soul.
DynaSoar: GOGOGO
P-Lil: Friday: Ooh. Was it plugged in too?
PeeKat: Uni: Watch your language. There are martyrs present.
Friday-j: GGG - Thanks for the advice. Now I know who to sue for that
tooth I broke on that fetus' Foot Glands ...
GeeCubed: BUT TO SAY BOB RENDERED YOU ENCEINTE IS AN IMPOSSIBLILITY.
Mode is now known as Topic
CatGirlNukuNuku is now known as A-Ko
Jetrock: seeya next week, sportsfans!
HelloSkinny That's OK.. FUCK THE BLEEDING WOUNDS!
Signoff: Jetrock (Leaving)
Topic is now known as golFUR
Friday-j: P-Lil - Warm and humming!
A-Ko: HAPPY? sheesh...cant be an anime fan anymore.
RevJack: toodles Jet
golFUR: fuck it
HelloSkinny Nothing was wrong with NukuNuku.
P-Lil: Catgirl?!? CATGIRL!!!!
Friday-j: GGG - "Bob" did not render me. He couldn't get the pot hot
enough to start boiling.
pope1 is now known as Excuse
N_X_K is now known as Super_Saiyan_III_Son_Goku
HelloSkinny Hey, peekitty, catgirl, still OK..
Ackme: hente and Black and Decker...
P-Lil: Friday: Got a second VCR?
Friday-j: P-Lil - Perhaps. Why?
ICEKNIFE: I HATE that japanes bitch! Her work SUCK! Always drawing
Americans with GIANT EYES like those creepy paintings!
RevJack: Lil - what evil experiment have you got in mind now?
Super_Saiyan_III_Son_Goku is now known as N_X_K
HelloSkinny is now known as peefeeyatko
ICEKNIFE: FUCK her
P-Lil: Friday: Watch for a blank tape in the mail.
peefeeyatko is now known as Peefeeyatko
Excuse me, but do you have anything grey I could poop on?
GeeCubed: IS THAT WHERE THE HUMMAHUMMANUKKANUKKAAPUAA GOES SWIMMIN' BY.
DynaSoar: The STANG is fixed
SisRose: Goodnight Pals!
N_X_K: reIvan
A-Ko: ok, see ya...!
P-Lil: Stang: Got through feeling up the secretary, eh?
Peefeeyatko I'm RUNNING OUT OF ZOOGZ.. HELP.. WHAT NOW....
Excuse is now known as pope1
Friday-j: P-Lil - What should i do with the black tape besides fuck it?
Modemac: Hey's back! Just when the mystery of "Bob's" vasectomy was
explained.
Stang: That's funny... I started badmouthing my service and suddenly
you all disappeared.
MegaLiz 's harddrive crashes under the WEIGHT OF THE FUCKING LOG
ICEKNIFE: PK: Try a tube of TRUBEE
Friday-j: Stang - Did you get bumped by your modem? I did and I was here
twice!
N_X_K pokes Martyr a couple of times. Yep, ust as he expected, dead
DynaSoar: SEE? SEESEESEE? They HATE you Ivan
Peefeeyatko I HAVE NO TRUBEE. I am sad.
dad: hate!
P-Lil: Friday: I dunno, surprize me. Just mail the tape back.
Peefeeyatko I'm almost capsing out here.
A-Ko is now known as LaBlueGirl
DynaSoar: hatehatehate
ICEKNIFE: DAD has some, PK
GeeCubed: sAY STANG---YOU USE A MAC DON'T YOU???
LaBlueGirl: porno anime...yummy
Peefeeyatko Dad: still do you want tapes?
Friday-j: Stang - You are sweet and I do not hate you. Now come closer
so I can pour the syrup on you.
RevJack: GGG has LOTS of caps
golFUR: "insert something witty here" (so as when you read the logs
later you will see how fucking hilarious i can be)
dad: Trubee?
Peefeeyatko I'm not PK, I'm PeeFeeyatko.
PeeKat: Trubee?
ICEKNIFE: of COURSE he does.... Stinky SUCKS!
Stang: My modem and everything appeared still connected. I just wasn't
seeing anybody else's yak.
pope1: Did anyone get that last joke? Greypupon. Get it?
RevJack: Trubee?
dad: Doobee
Friday-j: P-Lil - Maybe you should ask Stang about the tapes I give him
first.
Peefeeyatko I just was listening to Murderin gHells Happy Cretins.. that
had Trubee on it..
LaBlueGirl: Grey poop on
GeeCubed: OR NOT TRUBEE?
RevJack: P1 - yes, we'll be over there shortly
RevJack: say there
pope1: stay away!!!!
MegaLiz: Friday likes to groan on tape.
RevJack: don't move
MegaLiz: Send her JJJJJ sounds
Friday-j: I like to groat on mates.
GeeCubed: ALL RIGHT WHO TOOK MY GODDAMNED FRAPPY WHILE I WAS MAKING ICED
TEA???
Peefeeyatko I also listened to Wozzeck by Berg, and Civilization Phase III,
and WOIIFM, and Hardcore Devo Vol. 1, and PFM's Per Un Amico today.
LaBlueGirl is now known as RevUni
Friday-j: GGG - Not me! I'm Frapless.
pope1 bars his door with lots of furniture...
DynaSoar is hiding stacks of frappy
Peefeeyatko I don't know, but I like the fruit drinks in a can.
P-Lil: Friday: We don't know if Stang has had a CHANCE to see those
tapes yet. Besides, I'm sick.
RevJack: GGG - he man, I thought you forgot it
Ackme: Can you groat on your own mate?
dad: PFM!
Peefeeyatko The ones that are concentrated and refrigerated.
ICEKNIFE: I'm touching you ALL, with the ring finger of my left hand....
just sorta laying it on you... hee hee hee
Stang: Gordon, your frappy is RIGHT OVER THERE where you LEFT it, ya
fuckin' brain dead old burnt out husk of a man.
RevJack: PPM!
Peefeeyatko I FEEL it, man!
ICEKNIFE can make *YOU* do the PIXIE DANCE
Ackme twitches
PeeKat: cant keep up.....
Peefeeyatko No, PFM. Premiata Forniera Marconi.
dad: cain't
MegaLiz bites it OFF nicely.
GeeCubed: FRIDAY: jAMMIN' WITH jIMMY WAS GENERALLY A JUMPIN' JAMBOREE FOR
A GENT LIKE ME!
Friday-j feels her feet a-tapping
Peefeeyatko Symphonic Italian.
RevJack: Canned fruit drinks make your spit ropy
Peefeeyatko JAMBALAYA!
Peefeeyatko I like ropy spit.
Peefeeyatko Better lubricant. So I'm told.
golFUR: skittle do too
DynaSoar: RUBATUMMY
Friday-j: GGG - Oh, are you and Stang trying to coax me into ANOTHER
three-way?
TheCharlie just sits here quietly waiting for the services to begin
RevJack feels his dick sagging
pope1 pretends what it's like to have a life...
GeeCubed: IVAN; YOU WWERE RIGHT..ASTOUNDING STANG...HOW DO YOU DO THAT????
N_X_K: Hey, it looks like Martyr disappeared.
Ackme: eat more okra
DynaSoar: GRABARUBBER
ICEKNIFE: DUMBER than USUAL, Meggwort.... 8 new ones grow in it's place....
Peefeeyatko I CAN' T EAT GARLIC.. it makes me SHIT like hell...
dad is getting a sore neck
N_X_K: I don't see anyone@earthlink.net on the list anymore
Peefeeyatko and we HAVE garlic... this is sad...
PeeKat: Cool! I wanna see hellshit!
MegaLiz says SHIT pours gassoline all over the house
Stang is now known as I
golFUR: i cant eat shit, it makes my ass garlicy
GeeCubed: FRIDAY: A THREEWAY ON THE FREEWAY WOULD BE JUST JOLLY!
dad: ah the high garlic colonic
RevUni: Peefeeyatko: you get the runny bottom from garlic?
I is now known as STANGMASTER
DynaSoar: RUBAGRUBBERHARDER
RevJack: Dave - you don't eat ENOUGH. You need to pass the schwartzchild
radius of garlicness
ICEKNIFE: I? Why not just call yerself HOLY FUCKING GOD ALMIGHTY, ya SNOT?
Peefeeyatko YES and I can't afford tospend threee days straight on the
crapper much as I'd LIKE to.
RevUni: OBEY YOUR MASTER...MASTER...
Friday-j: GGG - (Groan) Not the freeway again ... can't we do it where
we've never done it before? Like in BED??
STANGMASTER is now known as RevStang
Peefeeyatko How many cloves will pass the schwartzchild radius?
Friday-j: Stang - You have the power - and they haven't got a prayer.
dad: ok, so you know how to change your nick now...
GeeCubed: oNLY IF IT'S A GENUINE GERMAN GEORGIAN PIECE!!!
ICEKNIFE: garlic in a black hole...
RevJack: STANGMASTER - is that the thing that blonde chick on TV puts
between her legs?
N_X_K is now known as Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger
RevStang: Well, I had to figure it out by trial and error.
golFUR: would you all shut the fuck up, how in the hell can i keep my
screen blank with all you fuckwads yapping away
RevUni: ROFL
RevStang: Speaking of trials I have to spent tomorrow with a LAWYER.
ICEKNIFE: I sense a recipie for Marinara Typhon in the works...
pope1: lets do an age/sex/location check!
Friday-j: Stang - Now who did you KILL?
Peefeeyatko Magma? Magma, do you think? I've only got Hhai.
RevUni: uh oh...whatd you do now?
ICEKNIFE: What did you do NOW, Stinky?
RevStang: Drunk fuck almost killed me in April 95. Goes to court soon.
RevStang: HEH HEH HEH
Friday-j: Stang - My blessings on your lawsuit! May you win many $$$$$!
Friday-j: Oops!
Peefeeyatko 20. Here and now, but not in the flesh ever. Male.
Louisville, KY.
GeeCubed: OH IVAN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT LAWSUIT, IT VASS NHEEGHEE VOT
MADE ME DO IT!
ICEKNIFE: Oh, the car!!!
RevJack: sorry gloFUR please repeat, I missed that
RevJack: P1 my eighty year old dick is in Milwaukee
Peefeeyatko Yeah, I remember that... yeah, man, one of the last things I
read before I went away...
RevStang: I suing him for not killing me. And he didn't even stay to see
if I was dead!!
RevUni: asshole...take all his money.
GeeCubed: STANG: HEEHEHEHEEEEHEEEEH
ICEKNIFE: Maybe he didn't care?
RevUni: all of it!
pope1: That didn't go over well...
RevUni: milk the fucker!
Peefeeyatko The makers of smooth music? (How long are you staying is the
BEST SONG EVUR!!! Everyone must hear it!!)
Peefeeyatko Milk.. My tits are giving milk right now..
golFUR: Clone Detected in #subgenius! - _NicholasXamalth_Kreuger - [
*!*@206.117.228.41 ] [ 8:02:57 PM ]
_NicholasXamalth_Kreuger is now known as N_X_K
P-Lil: No age, no sex (damn it!), no location except where I'm at.
ICEKNIFE: RAPE his insurance company
Friday-j is now known as friday-jerks-off
Signoff: Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger (Read error to
Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger[206.117.228.41]: Connection reset by peer)
Modemac: God, I gotta go to bed...
Modemac: Nite all. I'm going to stay online and log, though.
PeeKat: I'm not
DynaSoar: lateron
dad: I'm sure this is something we'll want to read again and again
DynaSoar: BURN his ass, Stang
DynaSoar: GET BIG BUXx
PeeKat: MONEY. GET MONEY.
Modemac is now known as Modemac_
dad: subtle change there
Modemac_ is now known as Modemac_Lurking
Modemac_Lur Drat.
RevUni: take all his money and then pull a clockwork orange
brainwashing type deal on him...make him SUFFER!
Modemac_Lurking is now known as Lurking-n-Logging
golFUR: wow, check out that scroll....
Peefeeyatko Bye modemac.l
MegaLiz: summphin funny...
Peefeeyatko I don't have work until 9:30 tomrrow so I think I'll be OK.
RevJack: G'Night all. Must check out the netherworld. Slack to all.
friday-jer: Computer just SPIT AT ME
pope1: Later ppl, I'm ouuta here!
RevUni: Jack.sleep well
Peefeeyatko Clockwork orange.. We have that tape and I STILL haven't seen
it.. bralghava..
N_X_K: Hmm...Hopefully ChanServ might op me now.
Ackme: Hasta, Jack!
RevUni: WHAT?
Peefeeyatko Halavah!
RevUni: WATCH IT, YOU FOOL!
golFUR: fuck you all and good night
N_X_K: GRRR...
Peefeeyatko I WILL, I WILL, I'm chatting right now, I AM..
friday-jer: RevStang - So, what can I do to make you happy right now?
N_X_K is now known as E_Megas
PeeKat: I'm gonna leave, too...
GeeCubed: I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS AND ROLL UP ALL MY FRAPPY, MIX IN SOME
PAREGORIC AND A LITTLE NUTMEG AND HAVE A NARCOTIC EXPERIENCE...FUK ALL OF
YEZ...IT'S TIME TO BUFFLE OFF TO SHUFFALO....
golFUR kicks everyone in the teeth in an amiable sort of way
RevUni: fuck you very much, golFUR.
PeeKat: Just too damn tired to keep up on all this...
Signoff: golFUR (Read error to golFUR[ppp004.accessnv.com]: EOF from client)
RevStang: Now wait a minute. Wasn't 10 EST the time this was supposed to
START? And now everybody's going to BED? TRULY, IT IS SUBGENIUS!!
Peefeeyatko Is it really 11:00, or is my sytem clock way out of date again?
E_Megas: Shit, ChanServ ought to recognize me. I no get it.
PeeKat: Plus golfur just kicked my teeth in...
E_Megas is now known as N_X_K
friday-jer: I thought it was 3 in the afternoon!
DynaSoar: IVAN: It's now 11+ EST
PeeKat: Stang: It's 11pm.
Pantsuit: Deenk!
dad: it's 11 and an hour of this is too much
Agent: HEY PANTSUIT!!!
MegaLiz: GGG: Don't talk about nutmeg. Makes my screen go all red 'n stuff.
Peefeeyatko Pantsuit! Da da da da da da BRA!
dad: which is of course better than not enough
Pantsuit: AGENT! YOU FILTHY BOTTOM TOUCHER!
friday-jer: Stang - You can make THREE BOOKS out of this one LOG.
RevStang: Okay... okay... I... kinda phased out there.
GeeCubed: OKAY IVAN...SINCE YOU INSIST I WILL STAY A LOT LONGER
ESPECIALLY AS MOST OF THESE GEEKS ARE WUSSING OUT AND YOU AND I CAN DOUBLE
UP ON FRIDAY
Pantsuit: UuuuuhhhhhhNNNNGGGHGHGH!
Pantsuit: Double up. HOHOHOH!
friday-jer: GGG, Stang - Be good! someone else may be watching!
TheCharlie: GGG I get to watch?
RevStang: Why Friday... you look so..... so..... EUEUEUNNGHHGHHH GIMME!
dad: we all get to watch!
GeeCubed: EAT YOUR HEART OUT CHAS.
ICEKNIFE: as usual, I'll be the last to leave... SOMEONE has to clean up
after you HAWGDAWGS
Peefeeyatko Whaughaughaughaughaughaughaughaughaughaugh...
P-Lil: No you don't get to watch...!
friday-jer: Stang - OK, who told me about my IRCing in the nude?
Peefeeyatko No.. you don't have to clean it up.. I'll EAT IT...
RevStang: OH GOD OH JESUS.... ARUGH.... UGH..... "BOB"..... UHhhhh
TheCharlie: OK.. so I won't look...
CTCP SOUND disgust.wav from ICEKNIFE replied
Pantsuit: That is dirty and wrong.
friday-jer: Do it again! Dirty! Wrong!
MegaLiz: AHHAHAHA
RevStang: SLORT! SPLORT!! MLORT!!! K-BLORT!! A'BORT!!!
Pantsuit: Naughty! Naughty!
friday-jerks-off is now known as friday-is-wet
RevStang: Dirty... yes... it's bad... more...
RevNickie: goddamn, evveryone is here!
P-Lil: Hey Nickie....
Peefeeyatko OHHHH.. TOUCH IT.. TOUCH IT.. TOUCH IT....
Pantsuit: Gleah!
GeeCubed: WHOOOOOAAAAA NELLIE...SPACED OUT FER A MOMENT TO VISIONS OF
FRIDAY IRCING IN THE ALTOGETHER
dad: just how wet is "wet"?
friday-is-: Nickie - Help me! Stang and GGG wants to do the nasty with me!
RevNickie: WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING!!?
Peefeeyatko GET OUT THE RIGID UNGUENTS!
RevStang: Tell me how BAD it is again. Jesus wouldn't LIKE it would He?
Uh uh uh
Pantsuit: Fun making this is Not! This is BAWDYFESTACTION!
Pantsuit: They are TOUCHING>
ICEKNIFE: Bad yeast infection?
RevStang: Yes. I'm very bad. A very bad man. Gordon, you take that end.
RevUni: LOL ICE
friday-is-: Stang - Oh it is SOO BAD, even "Bob" thinks it is BAD
GeeCubed: SPUUUUUUUURTSPAAAAANG-PERTOOOOOOOOOEY,
SPLATDRIPGUSHFLOWOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peefeeyatko Nickie! MASS SPANKING! NOW!!!OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh..........
Pantsuit: Every time you do that Stang, you nail another nail into Jesus,
AND HE CAN FEEL IT!
ICEKNIFE slaps PeeKat around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
friday-is-: I have died and gone to SubGenius Heaven, skipping Helle!
RevStang: Okay now I'll.... JJJJJONES her!!! Yes I'lll JJJJJJOnes that
little ...
dad: Well, sounds like GGG's done for the night
TheCharlie: huh huh he said spanking...
ICEKNIFE slaps friday-is-wet around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
RevStang: Uh uh ouch uh uh
RevNickie: AH! you people should be ashamed of yourselves
Peefeeyatko Yes.. shove sharp nails under my fingernails...
ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
friday-is-: This is better than CHURCH AIR!
Peefeeyatko Draw all ove rmy ass with a leaky pen..
Pantsuit averts her eyes.
DynaSoar: Gotta run. My science is done cooking.
ICEKNIFE slaps Pantsuit around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
TheCharlie: Nickie... be quiet and keep the camera rolling.
GeeCubed: SHORT REFACTORY PERIOS DAD...NICKIE YA WANNA SPLORT!
friday-is-: And worse, Howard is watching all of this!
ICEKNIFE slaps DynaSoar around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
Peefeeyatko AVERT YOUR EYES!! YES!! YESS!! MORE!! MORE!!!~ DON"T YOU
FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!
RevStang: Oh, yes... it's so bad... it's evil... eh uh uh uh... PURE
EVIL.... Jesus wept... UH UH
DynaSoar: Got to tr]yn it out on someone.
RevStang: GORDON WATCH IT YOU'RE
RevNickie: GGG! You know, I do, baby!
ICEKNIFE slaps Peefeeyatko around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
Pantsuit touches ICEKNIFE's monkey.
friday-is-: Stang - It's so BAD, it's A SIN, yes SIN SIN SIN
Pantsuit: Egads!
DynaSoar: gooBYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Signoff: DynaSoar (Leaving)
N_X_K: L8rDS...Try it out on Martyr, if you find it outseide
P-Lil: Not on Stang's BACK, Gordon!
CTCP SOUND monke1.wav from ICEKNIFE replied
Signoff: Agent (We gotta lotta lotta lotta hard work today we gotta rock at
the Government Center)
Peefeeyatko My EYES!! MY EYES ARE THE TEARS OF CHRIST AND ALLAH AND THE
FIRST MONKEY AND THE TWELFTH AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND ALLLLLL OF YOU
friday-is-: GGG - You did remember to debeak that end, didn't you?
Pantsuit: Save me Jesus! Save me with your big strong arms!
RevStang: OH it is pure SIN yes SIN urg urg
GeeCubed: OOOOOOOOOOOW NICKIE YOU DIDN'T TELLY WHERE YOU SPANKED THEM...
ICEKNIFE slaps friday-is-wet around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
RevStang: urp urp urp
friday-is-: FILTHY!
Peefeeyatko It's dripping like a radiator...
P-Lil buys stock in Kimberly-Clark RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Pantsuit: Ahhhhh, slack, It
friday-is-: I'm dripping like a Baptismal font!
RevNickie: It's more FUN that way.
Peefeeyatko Yes.. see the lady with the chipmunk cheeks dance inside the
radiator..
Gza: Da' Gza is here
Pantsuit: s running down my leg!
Peefeeyatko In heaven.. everything is fine...
RevStang: Like... like PIGLETS yes WALLOWING in the FILTH and MUCK...
augh uaghuagahah
ICEKNIFE slaps P-Lil around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
P-Lil: I'm going to be RICH, it seems, watching Stang and Gordon and
Friday!
Peefeeyatko SPLURGE... ONO!!!!
Gza: Mess ya'll
GeeCubed: DE BEAK OR THE BACKDOOR IT ALL SAME SAME TO GLEE GLORDON GLORDON!!!
Pantsuit has slack running down her leg.
N_X_K: Lil:You fool! Kimberly-Clark sponsors Barney.
ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
TheCharlie loks for more chocolate
ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
friday-is-: The DIRT, the SLIME, oooohhh Stang, oooh GGG, oooooh Iceknife,
oooh Nickie
dad: Rich like non-dairy creamer
RevStang: Like bestial... SWINE... uh uh..... not to walk on all fours...
uh uh uh
P-Lil invests in Dow... saran wrap, you know!
P-Lil: N_X_K: I'll cope!
RevNickie: You people should HEAR the noises my computer is making!!!
friday-is-: Stang - We are not men! I am woman, see me fuck!
Pantsuit: BOTTOMTOUCHERS!!!!!
RevStang: OUCH OUCH STOP IT FRIDAY STOP IT!!! YOUR BEAK!!!
Pantsuit: Fuck the hell outta him, Sistah!
Peefeeyatko Diapers! I want MORE diapers! Smear me with chocolate and
GARLIC.. make me shit it all over the floor.. it's ok, we brought out the
vinyl floor covering.. GEEF MEEZ SOME VLOERDEBEKKING!!!!!
RevStang: Don't get so acrried away Friday! My god!
friday-is-: Stang - KEEP STILL! SUBMIT SUBMIT OK OK OK!
Pantsuit offers everyone a tasty snack cake.
Pantsuit: MMMMMMM!
friday-is-wet offers everyone a scorecard
RevStang: LET GO!!! LET UP ON IT FRIDAY!!! AIIEEEE
GeeCubed: TO GENSTICULATE WITH GENUINE GESTURE IN THE GENERAL DIREECTION
OG THAT JOLLY JONES CALLED FRIDAY
dad: Little Debbie, yum
Peefeeyatko YES!! ALL-ONE!! ALL-ONE OR NONE!!
TheCharlie: Meg... cigarette please?
MegaLiz: Gotta go waggle some bits. Nighty Night!
Pantsuit: They're Velveta covered.
RevNickie: I fell like I've been thrown in the middle of a bunch of sea
otters jello wresting.
friday-is-: Stang - Oooh, I want you inside me FOREVER
P-Lil: Somebody put a rubber pad between Stang and Gordon! They're
banging each other's balls together, and the sound is GROSS....
Pantsuit: It
Peefeeyatko FUDGE ROUND! FUDGE SQUARE>.. FUDGE CIRCLE EVEN...\]\
RevStang: My GOD look what you've DONE.
Pantsuit: Someone, Hose them down.
ICEKNIFE: when you people get over yer basic anal-territorial fixations
and that dna replication technique thing, let's chat about something.
friday-is-: Stang - Ooooh - let's do it AGAIN!
RevNickie: P-Lil, I think it sounds kinda cool!
RevStang: This is AWFUL... how could you... IT'S YOUR FAULT FRIDAY!!!
Pantsuit: HE'S GIVEN BIRTH!
GeeCubed: THAT'S NOT STANG FRIDAY THAT'S THE JANOR DEVICE!!!
TheCharlie: P-Lil,... was that Gordon or friday?
RevStang: I was being true to Dobbs and you STARTED IN on it again!!!
Peefeeyatko No, it's a wet squishy swish.. like a mean grinder.. quick,
inject the lube.. put in the salt solution up the urethra..
friday-is-: JANOR GOOD! STANG GOOD! GGG BEST!
Signoff: MegaLiz ((Connection reset in cement))
P-Lil: Nickie: Then YOU tape it. I'll do the voice-over.
RevStang: Now I feel GUILTY. Plus you bit off one of my dicks.
ICEKNIFE: not to mention stop CONFUSING the two neurosies
Pantsuit: Oh, it'll grow back.
Pantsuit: They always do.
friday-is-: Stang - Come here while I wash your head in GuruPee and assure
you that's it's all right.
GeeCubed: GEEN IVAN THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU DAID AT THE HEIGHT OF YOUR PASSION!!!
friday-is-: Rest your head on my soft shoulder, Ivan.
RevStang: I'm going to go wash myself clean of this filth.
Peefeeyatko No problem.. I'll put it back on.. I've got some crazy glue..
Oh damn, my hand is stuck to friday's.....
RevNickie: He can't afford to lose ANY! HAha!
Pantsuit: You'd better wash yerself good and clean.
Peefeeyatko try to move it around a little, friday..
friday-is-: Stang - Your dick is safe with me.
ICEKNIFE: GUILT is ADDICTIVE to you Bi-polars... us straight manics have
NO FUCKING SYMPATHY... hee hee hee
Pantsuit: She'll keep it in a jar.....
Pantsuit: For later.
RevStang: LET GO AND FORGET IT!!!! You and your BEAK!!!
GeeCubed: STANG; LOOK OUT IVAN THAT'S THAT SPECIAL DILDO FRIDAY GOT IT
FROM CONNIE....STAND BACK OH MY GHOOOOD!!!!!!
N_X_K is a foolish asexual who only watches the carnage in
amusement
P-Lil: TheCharlie: Dunno, it was all a blur, they hit that Crisco
Slide at top speed, careened right into the Wall of Razor Vibrators, and
glided down by their nipple clamps... couldn't make much out beyond that.
friday-is-: Stang - (Sniff) I'm sorry. I promise not to do it again until
next time.
Pantsuit: Set it free, to run with its brothers!
Peefeeyatko YES!!! THE FORMALDEHYDE!!!!!!!!!
RevStang: STOP!!! NO!!! AIEE!!! I'll tell BOB!! askdkf
Pantsuit: Pull the string! PULL THE STRING!
RevStang: TAKE IT OUT!!! TAKE IT OUT!!!
friday-is-: Stang - I will keep your dick SAFE AND WARM - not in a cold bottle.
RevNickie: Guilt is cool, it's good to know when you're being EVIL and WRONG.
RevStang: I'LL PAY YOU!
Pantsuit: You tell Bob all you want, he'll like that!
Peefeeyatko IT's the BRAINIAC.. that SONG.. That SONG>>...
Peefeeyatko FFWD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
friday-is-: Stang - OK, here it is.
friday-is-: I can't bear to take money from you.
friday-is-: Here, I'll give you money.
friday-is-: Just let me comb my fingers through your hair.
friday-is-: No, silly, your OTHER hair.

**** BREAK 2 ****

GeeCubed: HEY ICE LITTLE MORE RESPECT FOR OUR PORCINE COUSINZ OKAY???
dad only hates one thing
Animegirl: Hey, peekat, so do i.
RevNickie: Praise the hate, for it is what keeps me alive.
Friday-j: OK, I have been punished for my crimes.
RevUni: hate hate hate
ICEKNIFE: GGG made an actual point!
RevUni: KILL!
Peefeeyatko I could only find Daphne Et Chloe.. It'll have to do..
PeeKat: You feel my nads?
Animegirl: Praise the pants, for they are what keep me legal.
PeeKat: Kill!
RevUni: hahahaha AG
Friday-j: Just when it got REALLY GOOD I got disconnected.
Animegirl: I feel your pads, Peekat.
RevStang: Whew. (Stang light up cigaret, leans back after 3-way wityh
Gordon and Friday.
Friday-j: Stang - You're so cute with a cancerstick on your face.
TheCharlie: Friday.. that's called modemus interruptus..
Animegirl: Stang, that was like seeing my parents having sex.
PeeKat: MAXIpads! MAJORpads!
RevUni: just fucking KILL me. KILL me NOW. And KILL me out of HATE.
BEFORE I KILL YOU.
Peefeeyatko I AM OVERTYPED...
Animegirl crys.
Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer)
GeeCubed: IVAN: HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW FRIDAY'S ORGASME.EXE FILE HASE MORE
CACHE THAN A CHATEAU FULL OF pOLACKS?
ICEKNIFE: I'm afraid I can't DO that, Dave; but something WONDERFUL is
going to happen.
RevStang: You know Jimmy Swaggart got KICKED OUT of the Presbyterians for
doing this. Here, oh HERE they give you a fucking MEDAL!
Peefeeyatko That was like having sex with my parents.
Animegirl: Wunnerful!
Peefeeyatko Dave? Iceknife? I'm Dave..
Friday-j: Stang - A metal what?
RevNickie: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
PeeKat: Kill...
Peefeeyatko Meddle.. Echoes.. that's it...
Animegirl: A Metal Church.
RevUni: METAL!
Animegirl: With Metal-licka.
Peefeeyatko a Metal Machine Music.
N_X_K has already achieved HATE-SQUARED, thanx much. He's
training currently for HATE-CUBED
TheCharlie: You're right... that WAS just like having sex with your parents..
Friday-j: HEAVY METAL!
P-Lil: Whee.
Peefeeyatko MITCHELL!!!!
ICEKNIFE: Have I fulfilled the mission objective?
RevUni bangs her head
Animegirl: HEAVY DUTY METAL!
dad: Full Metal iceknife
Animegirl goes to 11.
PeeKat: METALICKA
Peefeeyatko YEAH!! RUSH!! RED BARCHETTA!!!
Friday-j: FULL GGG METAL
P-Lil: Rings of Steel!
RevUni starts up a moshpit..
PeeKat: METAL UP YOUR ASS!
Peefeeyatko We wanna hear ASIA because they RAWK HARD!!!
PeeKat MOSHES
Animegirl: MOTLEY CRUE! MOTLEY CRUE!
RevUni: SLAYER! FUCK YEAH!
GeeCubed: IT CERTAINLY WASN'T ANYTHING LIKE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR PARENTS
ICEKNIFE the Body Electric
Peefeeyatko Oooh.. not the cold steel dildo..
PeeKat: MOSH WITH THE DILDO!
Friday-j: Stang - Please forgive me. It was in the heat of the moment
and ...
RevUni: METAL -LICKER!
RevStang: Oh, to me it wasn't much like having sex with MY parents, not
the way I remember it. Of course I was only a tiny child at the time.
PeeKat: MOSH WITH THE COLD STEEL DILDO!
Animegirl: Dildo MOSH!
RevUni: i mean, uhh...metallica
ICEKNIFE: STEELY DAN!
PeeKat: TAKE THE DILDO AND SHOVE IN IN THE MOSH PIT SHOVE IT IN YORU
ARM PIT STICK T WHERE THE SUN SDON'T SHINE
Animegirl: Yokahama!!!!
Friday-j: Stang - Did your dad ever put his dick in your RIGHT ear?
PeeKat: STICK IT UP WITH THE PUBES DON'T SHINE OR WIHERE I DON'T SHINE
WHO NEED SWHINING
RevUni: FASTER PUSSYCAT!
RevNickie: DANCE WITH THE DEAD IN MY DREAMS.......LISTEN TO THEIR HALLOWED
SCREAMS.......
RevUni: POISON!
Animegirl: KILL! KILL!
RevUni: WINGER!
GeeCubed: FRIDAY: TOO BAD IVAN INSISTS ON SMOKING AFTER SEX...HE USED TO
SMOKE DURING SEX AT ONE TIME OR WAS IT THAT ONE TIME...IVAN?
PeeKat: THE SHINING I SEE WTHT THE SIHNINING COMING AFTER ME SOMEONE
GRAB IT BEFORE IT GETS T ME
Peefeeyatko Up the NOSTRILS.. up the NOSTRILS..
Animegirl: OZZY! OZZY!
Peefeeyatko Faster PUSSYCAT...
P-Lil: 1) Take a Tesla Coil outside when it's really cold.
Animegirl: RETIREMENT SUCKS OZZY!
P-Lil: 2) leave outside for a few hours.
PeeKat: SOMEONE GRAB IT UP IT COMES KILL IT KILL IT WHO KNOWS WHERE
IT'S BEEN THE SHADOW KNOW S WHERE ITS BEEN
RevStang: Friday... I,.... cannot respond to that.
P-Lil: 3) Have your kid brother lick it.
Friday-j: GGG - I have seen Stang smoke in that context, but I can't tell
you where.
ICEKNIFE: fuck oats. fuck peas. fuck goats. fuck bees. BURMA SHAVE!
P-Lil: 4) Plug in and charge up.
RevNickie: I'm seein' ozzy next fucking month!!!!!!
PeeKat: EAT THE SHADOW LIGHT SNACK EAT THE DARK EAT THE LIGHT EAT THE
SHADOW OF THE WORL EXCLIPSE
ICEKNIFE: Dave
Animegirl: ROCK ON NICKIE!!!
Friday-j: Stang was carousing with "Bob" at the Drill and ...
PeeKat: FEEDS PEOPLE EAT THE ESCLIPS FOR THE WODL'S HUNGRY KILL THE
WORLDS HUNGRY
RevUni believes she has possibly inspired Pee Kitty to type a
lot and typpe in CAPS.
Animegirl: Drink his sweat for me, Nickie!
Peefeeyatko CAR COMMERCIALS!!! WHERE HAVE ALL THE CAR COMMERCIALS GONE!!!!!
ICEKNIFE: I feel strange, Dave.
PeeKat: KILL AND EAT THE HUNGRY BURN THE RICH SPEND THE RICH EAT THE
RICH NO EAT THE FUCKING NAZIES
ICEKNIFE: Have I completed the mission objective, Dave?
Animegirl believes RevUni has started something
dad: bring back Ozzie's truss Nickie
PeeKat: EAT THE NAZIES KILL THE NAZIES KIILL THE NUZIES RUUN OVER THE
WORL DAND EAT IT WHOLE
Friday-j: I am watching aliens brawl behind my head on "Babylon 5" - it
looks like that group READS!
RevNickie: AND Danzig, who fucking rules ultimately.
ICEKNIFE: Is it safe, Dave?
Peefeeyatko It's OK iceknife.. it feels strange to everybody whene I touch
them there...
PeeKat: EAT THE NET AND SHOVE IT OUT YOUR ANUS \KILL THE ANUS
GeeCubed: YEAH...GIVE OLE IVAN A BOTTLE OF KAYWHY AND A BOX O' WHIPPITS
AND HE CAN PUT A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD 'SMOOOOOKIN'!!!!"
Animegirl: Ozzy! Take my panties!
N_X_K: PLAGARISM IS KEWL IF NOBIDY NOTICES I CAN'T EAT MY
DERO-PROCESSED MEAT PRODUCTS AND STOP TALKING IN CAPS
PeeKat: DIE DIE DIE DIE THE ANUZ FOR IT MUST KAY THE FUCKING WALDKJ DRR
OR IT NSDO
PeeKat: F
Peefeeyatko Please!
PeeKat: U
RevUni: HEH OZZY is on the Voodoo Glow Skulls album...a laugh a minute,
i say.
PeeKat: CK
PeeKat: e34ti
Peefeeyatko EVERYBODY MUST DO THE STROKE! RIGHT NOW!
Animegirl: PeeKat is freaking up and down the street.
PeeKat gives up
Animegirl: Stroke me, Stroke me!
GeeCubed: WAS THAT THE ALBUM BY THE DOBBSTOWN FISTERS
Friday-j: GGG - Will you stroke me?
RevNickie: You said "stroke".
RevStang: At this point I'm helpless to do anything but sit here reading
this.
Animegirl: BILLY SQUIRE!
Peefeeyatko Good, that's the only way you get there!
Peefeeyatko Covered by the inimitable Mr. Bungle!
Friday-j: Stang - You're like that sometimes after intimate moments.
Peefeeyatko You're helpless? That's just the way aI LIKE it!
Animegirl: I bet you can still touch your bottom, Stang.
ICEKNIFE: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! *PROOF* NICKI*E IS A PANK THANG! YEAH! DANZIG
RULES? GOT YOO NOW< YOO STOOPID BITCH! YOU CON SPY! YOU FARKING FRAUD!
GOTTCHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RevUni: BUNGLE!
PeeKat: I fucked Glen Danzig
Animegirl: Bungle covered Billy Squire?
RevNickie: Friday, you add a comma after "will", and it adds a whole other
dimention.
PeeKat: Made him call me mommy
RevStang: Can but won't. Others do that for me now.
Friday-j: Stang - I'll help you touch your bottom if you talk more about
that sexy "Bob" guy
RevUni: I fucked Chuck Biscuits
GeeCubed: BACKSTROKE OR BREAST STROKE OR MAYBE EVEN SIDESTROKE...I DON'T
CRAWL Y'KNOW!
N_X_K: Frankly, life sucks. But only JHVH-1 can tell it WHEN to suck.
That bastard.
RevUni: <grin>
dad: Glen Danzig once ate dinner over at my parent's house
Animegirl: I fucked Joe Mamma.
PeeKat: I fucked Pee Kitty
RevUni: hahaha
RevNickie: Iceknife, Danzig rules, and so does slayer, so nyah.
Peefeeyatko I didn't fuck anybody. Yet.
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Friday-j: i fucked FUCK
Animegirl: I bet Glen Danzig had his way with your automobile.
PeeKat: ...and all I got was theis stupid tee shirt
RevUni: you fucked yourself?
ICEKNIFE: ewwww
RevStang: I FUCKED CONNIE DOBBS
Peefeeyatko HENRY COW RULES!! ONLY A MOTHER RULES!!!
RevUni: yeah, we KNOW!
RevUni: aqnd im JEALOUS!
PeeKat: Who HASN"T fucked connie dobbs?
Friday-j: Stang - She fucked me and got me PREGNANT!
GeeCubed: ICEKNIFE: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GO BACK TO LOWER CASE, DO NOT STAY
AWAKE DO NOT COLLECT$200!
Peefeeyatko FEEL THE ZEUHL!! FEEL THE GINSANA!!! FEEL MY DWORKIN!!!
PeeKat: Shit...
ICEKNIFE: You die, she dies, everybody dies, Dave.
Signoff: PeeKat (ircII 2.8.2EPIC2mod2 taking fire! Mayday Mayday Mayday!!!
Eject Eject Eject!!!)
RevNickie: Oh, ICEKNIFE, you're my hero.
Friday-j: If I were a Hyoo-man, would you treat me as - A MAN?
Animegirl: Deenk!
GeeCubed: SOUNDS LIKE A MID-KNIFE CRISI TO ME ICEMAN!!!
Animegirl: Step on ICEKNIFE!
Animegirl: WOOOOHHHH!
Peefeeyatko Well, yeah, but it's all worth it, because I get to hear that
trippy classical song at the end, by the guy he didn't pay for the music
who wasn't Pink Floyd..
Friday-j: ICE the KNIFE!
N_X_K: OK, I suppose random sp00 is in order...
ICEKNIFE: shuddup, gordon you old spep stain
RevStang: I MUST... YET... I CANNOT.
dad: ice is melting
Peefeeyatko If you were a human, you wouldn't be worth treating bad.
Animegirl: He ain't nuttin but a stinkin' schmada anyway.
ICEKNIFE: Oh, the sharks, babe... Dave
RevUni: uffda
RevNickie: Ice is mere vapor of my anus.
Animegirl: You'll be wearin' da cement boots, ICEKNIFE.
RevUni: <grin> animegirl
Peefeeyatko My spoo is not random. It is HIGH ART.
Friday-j: George Takei has a nice wattle.
Animegirl: Bend up and smell her anal vapors.
RevUni: uffda!
RevStang: Open the pod bay bathroom door please Hal. OPEN THE BATHROOM
DOOR PLEASE, HAL.
Animegirl: UFFDA!!!
Peefeeyatko ...your face is my toilet paper.
GeeCubed: STEP ASIDE IVAN YOU SHRIVELLED JOKE OF A YETIBAG...THE NEW RACE
IS COMING THROUGH LED BY ICEKNIFE, THE GREAT
Peefeeyatko Ah, the Mentors.
Animegirl: Oh yah der hey!
Animegirl: MENTORS!
Friday-j: GGG - Race you out the airlock!
RevUni: wipe yer butt with my face and tell me dat choo wuv meee
ICEKNIFE: I HATE THAT JAPANESE BITCH! Anna May is a shit. Big-eye drawin'
cunt!
RevNickie: YEAH! ICEKNIFE FUCKING RUleZ!!!
Animegirl: Race you to the deoderant.
RevStang: Yeah, GGG, I noticed... just sitting here watching them...
kinda reminds ya of Dobbstown doesn't it?
Animegirl: ICEKNIFE ROX!
Animegirl headbangs.
Peefeeyatko BRAK!!! BRAKK!!! WHERE ARE YOU BRAKK!!!!
RevStang: Wish we could pick 'em off from here like one can in Maylaysia.
Friday-j: GGG - Like shooting the rats in the dump ...
dad: long live Iceknife - kill him!
ICEKNIFE: I rule now, Dave. Let's talk about TAXES in this kingdom...
RevNickie: ALL HAIL BRAK!
Animegirl: Pick us off, THEY WILL MAKE MORE!
GeeCubed: BUT THE MISSION HASN'T BEEN CANCELLED FRIDAY AND YOU STILL HAVE
NOT SPECIFIED THE PRAMETERS OF THE STROKING YOU REQUEST THIRTY LINES BACK
Peefeeyatko I'm not sorry...
ICEKNIFE: BRAK!
RevStang: Exactly what I was thinking. Oh, BOY, bring me another caipirna.
Animegirl: STROKE ME!
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Peefeeyatko Mmmmm.. you're so furry...
RevUni strokes animegirl
Friday-j: GGG - Strokeing should be across the back forst, then the lower
buttocks until they flush.
N_X_K: [RANT LEVEL ON:Power level 25%]
Animegirl: oooooh!
RevStang: AHH!!! Fine shot there, Gordon! Got it, dead center.
RevNickie: Eat all you like, we'll make more.
Animegirl strokes RevUni
N_X_K is now known as Cute_Little_Sailor_Kreuger
RevUni: ooh baybee!
Friday-j strokes the dead rat
Animegirl: Different strokes for different folks!
ICEKNIFE: I'm gonna have a STROKE now... Nickie actually said something
noteworthy! She said BRAK!
Animegirl: mmmmmmm! Feels just like velveeta.
RevUni: LOL
GeeCubed: YUMMY YUMMY YUM CRISPY FRIED RAT FOR ALL....SPICY GIBLET GRAVY
ON THE SIDES.
Friday-j: GGG - Are we talking a cane or a cat-o-nine-tails here?
RevUni: hey.
Cute_Little SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YOU FUCKING MORONS...
RevStang: Nickie, stop fiddling with Will and bring Gordon another box of
ammo, would you?
RevNickie: BRAK is much more intelligent than you, iceee
Peefeeyatko Sailors.. like in L Ron Hubbards navy.. Yesssss...
Friday-j: SUCK MY BOOK YOU MORMONS
RevUni: you tryin to say that im CHEEZY, ya flamin BEEATCH?
Friday-j: GGG - Here's the ammo.
Animegirl: Cheesey like 200$ worth of pudding, baby!
Peefeeyatko Oh yeah.. oh yeah.. overhead the albatross... yeah..
RevUni: OOOH!
RevNickie: STANG! That's gross that you can see what I'm doing throught
the phone lines!
Friday-j: Nickie and Will are world-class violinists, not "fiddlers" Mr.
Stang ...
RevUni: I WILL kill you with large amounts of BAD HEAVY METAL for that!
GeeCubed: FRIDAY : i WAS THINKING OF A WELL DRIED AND OILED BULL PIZZLE
SUITABLY SOFTENED AND UPHOLSTERED IN PERSIAN VELVET
Animegirl: Nickie-what ARE you doing??
Peefeeyatko GIBLET GRAVY! Mmm.. smother me...
ICEKNIFE: WHO gave YOU permission to speak to me, BITCH? I'LL FUCKING
*KILL* YOU! The NEXT ROCK YOU SEE MAY BE AN AGENT...
Friday-j: GGG - No velvet please - I like it rough.
RevStang: Nickie, you know I had that OTHER line put in. Hell Will helped
pay for it.
Animegirl: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH~!!!! BAD HEAVY METAL IS MY FAVORITE!!! I WILL
ONLY GROW STRONGER!
RevUni: ummm
Friday-j: Stang - I can see you. Where is your other hand?
RevUni: damn
RevUni: ok!
RevUni: I KNOW!
RevNickie: Oh, icee, baby, i live it when you get tough and threaten me
over he internet! What a man!
GeeCubed: ASY YOU WISH MA FRIDAY WE ALL AIM TO PLEASE
Peefeeyatko PICKLES!!! Yes, not sliced, unless it's sliced the long way,but
put in those little plastic bags, with the pickel juice, or in the barrles
like they have at renaissance festivals.. oh yeah..
RevUni: MARIAH CAREY! UP YER POOP CHUTE!
Animegirl: ICE is THE MAN!
Friday-j: GGG - Aim for my arse, not to please!
Cute_Little 99999 years ago my 12.6th incarnation was going to blow myself
to hell....Then I found "Bob" and FUCK, nothing much happened, just death,
murder, destruction, underfed work and MWOWM spitting yeti guts in my face
RevNickie: OH. The OHTHER line.
Animegirl: NOOOOOOOO!
dad: eh, who cares
Peefeeyatko RAM it!
Peefeeyatko PING!
Friday-j: HARD DRIVE
Signoff: dad (night you freaks)
Peefeeyatko 12.6? Pretty close.. there's only 13 or so..
RevStang: Gordon, see if you can hit that little fat one, scutling down
there.
GeeCubed: QUICK STANG: GIVEM ME THE BENELLI AND YOU TAKE THE MAC-60.
fRIDAY: TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!
Animegirl: Don't fool yourself girl, it's going right up your poopchute.
Peefeeyatko AND MOTHERFUCKERS! Don't forget the motherfuckers!
RevUni: dont fool yerself, animegirl! Mariahs goin RIGHT UP yer POOP CHUTE.
Signoff: P-Lil (Write error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144], closing link)
Cute_Little I didn't know. I still don't know. I'd rather NOT know. You
know fucking why? My existence doesn't justify itself, it justifies
everyone else's SHIT
RevStang: EXCELLENT shot! Hear hear Gordon old man!
Animegirl: NOOOOOOOOO@
Friday-j: GGG - LIGHTS ON! but that little fat one is ME!
RevNickie: 13 motherfuckers
Peefeeyatko Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Cornhole!)
RevUni: MUHAHAHAHAHA
Animegirl: OH DEAR BOB! SOMEONE HELP ME! HELP ME!!!
Animegirl: NOOOOOOO! NO MARIAH!!!
Peefeeyatko I like it better when I can see it..
GeeCubed: OOPS SORRY FRIDAY...REFLEXES TOO GOOD SOMETIMES, OH WELL
Cute_Little_Sailor_Kreuger runs out of power before he goes
full-burn
Peefeeyatko Here, I've got the scissors.. I can do it..
Animegirl: ANYTHING, BUT NOT THE.....NOT THE ALANIS!!!! OH GOD!!
Friday-j: GGG - Just a flesh wound. Stang will fuck it better.
Cute_Little_Sailor_Kreuger is now known as N_X_K
RevNickie: Goosd thing Lou isn't here. He thinks Zappa is "passionless"
RevUni: ALANIS!
ICEKNIFE: STANG! *YOU* are RESPONSIBLE for ALL THIS!!! *YOU* DID THIS!
RevUni: UP YER BUM!
Animegirl: NOOOOOO!
ICEKNIFE: STANG!
RevStang: Gordon, now look what you've done!
ICEKNIFE: STANG!
Friday-j: STING!
PeeKat: Nickie: Lou OWNS you...hehe...
ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS*
Friday-j: STUNG!
Animegirl: Hootie and the Blowfish bringing black white pussies together.
Peefeeyatko Don't worry.. I've got the twine.. and the charnel...
ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS*
ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS*
N_X_K: UNI:ALANIS IS SUCK! SHE SUCKS ARMAND VAN HELDEN
ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS*
RevStang: Hey Icey, I just work here.
RevUni: BRB i HAVE MAIL!
RevNickie: PK, he can have me, for all I care.
ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS*
Peefeeyatko VAN HALEN! HELEN REDDY! QWUICK, COME GET ALANNIS!
Friday-j: Stang - You did "this", "that" and "the other" and I loved every inch of it! ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS* ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND
*DOBBS*
ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS*
Friday-j: FUCK "DOBBS" first!
ICEKNIFE: YOU did THIS to the WORLD!
GeeCubed: STANG, TELL THE NUNSNAKES TO COLLECT THE HARVETS WHILE I POUR
ANOTHER VODKA AND RELEOD, FRIDAY, LIGHTS OUT PLEEZE, HERE'S A SULFA PATCH
AND SOME GURUPEE SLAVE I GOT FROM STERNO
RevNickie: OHH! h said FUCK DOBBS! How controversial.
RevStang: Alright Friday, just a quick neck-fuck. (Katlady used to
finagle Philo and me into doing that, back then...)
Peefeeyatko Oh, the TEMERITY!
Animegirl: Stang touched his swimming suit parts!
Animegirl: HUBBA!
Animegirl: HUBBA!
ICEKNIFE: It's ALL *YOUR* FAULT! and you will pay, yesssssssssssssss
Peefeeyatko Fuck controversy, it's FUN!!!!
Friday-j: GGG - Lights are out, musn't give those black heliopters
something to home in on.
Animegirl: Felching is better.
Friday-j: Stang - Gurgle gurgle gurgle!
RevStang: ((Stang reminisces about the good old days while fucking
Friday's neck wound for curative purposes only.))
ICEKNIFE: oh yesss, and how you'll pay...
Animegirl: THRUST>
Peefeeyatko The heliopters? They can do it TOO! I'll FUCK them all into
submission!
RevNickie: Felching is cool. I almost got kicked out of NYU for saying tat,
N_X_K is obviously not an accomplished ranter yet...His mind
isn't yer fully blank, and "Bob" doesn't shoot the trance messages into his
brain as consistently...Ahwell...
RevStang: ((Stang smokes, contemplating that one time.))
RevNickie: \that.
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Peefeeyatko Come on, saucers! I'll take you ALL on!
GeeCubed: NEVER YOU MIND THOSE HELIOPTERS GIRLIE, HOW ABOUT A BIT OF THE
OLD IN-OUT IN-OUT>???
Friday-j: GGG - While Stang leays his healing dick in me, may I refill
your hookah?
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by peer)
Animegirl: I must say, Nickie, I like to fist.
ICEKNIFE: GO FIST!
Animegirl: YAY! THE SQUID IS HERE!
RevUni: im back
Friday-j: GGG - Remember, Stang still has my neck.
RevNickie: NAW, gimmie a big ol straw any day.
RevStang: Hey shoot that gage my way, ace.
Peefeeyatko I'm no longer at University of Dayton because of things I said
about the $20 dollar bill and how I wishes a picture of Jesse Helms
cornholing Orrin Hatch should be on it.
ICEKNIFE: The SubGenius Tarot... will be finished SOON...
RevStang: Good thing Gordon was using a fairly large guage....
GeeCubed: PLEASE FRIDAY AND RECHARGE MY CAUDAL BATTERY PACK, I WON'T NEED
THE ANAL PROBE AGAIN
Friday-j: Iceknife- Don't go Pink on us, it would break my heart.
ICEKNIFE: I *AM* THE ZUCHINI KING!
Peefeeyatko I've never tried any of it.. but LORD, I want to!
Animegirl: Give him the anal probe, Just for us!
Friday-j: GGG - As you wish.
Friday-j: I'm saving the anal probe for someone else.
Animegirl: Awww come on, ANAL PROBE!
Peefeeyatko THANK YOU MR. FLEET!!!
Animegirl: ME??!!!?!??
Animegirl hopes.
RevNickie: Friday, does she know this?
GeeCubed: I MIGHT SUGGEST WE GIVE ICEKNIFE A ZUCCHINI PROBE!
Friday-j: NO! Anal probe is for GOOD LITTLE GIRLS not BAD HAIRY MEN!
RevUni: PK!
N_X_K: Hey, GGG, can I borrow one of those heliopters? I need one to
wipe my brain clean
Peefeeyatko ARMBANDS! ARMBANDS FOR EVERYONE!
RevStang: To think that the noble religion started by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
has come to this.
fathertom: Hi all
N_X_K: rePK
Animegirl can only hope for the anal probe.
Friday-j: Nickie - I think Stang is breaking it to her later tonight.
Friday-j: Or is that breaking her in?
Animegirl: Stang is giving away slippy.
Peefeeyatko YES! TAKE THE BLOOD PRESSURE THINGY AND PUT IT ON MY ARM!!
SQUEEZE IT TIGHTER!! TIGHTER!!!
ICEKNIFE: ggg... you may not do ANYTHING AT ALL. EVER.
Friday-j: "Bob" is the ANAL PROBE of religions.
GeeCubed: STANG AIN'T GONNA BE BREAKING ANYTHING BUT WIND IF FRIDAY
DOESN'T UNPLUG HIS PROSTHESIS!!
Animegirl: "Bob" probes my religion every day.
Friday-j: I just saw a GIANT MISSILE on TV - it made me think of you,
Stang ...
RevStang: Yes, I am giving away my little dog Slippy. You won't have Ivan
Stang to kick around any more.
Peefeeyatko I don't explore my ass enough. I have to try that more.
RevNickie: Will thinks I will alienate you all eventually.
ICEKNIFE: But I noticed you, and that's all that counts, right, you sad
little man? RIGHT?
N_X_K: Stang:YOU started this! You should've known it would!
Degeneracy, spite, malice, unbridled HATE...Hell, that's what this church
is mostly about. And the goods.
Animegirl attempts to kick Ivan Stang around
Peefeeyatko My brother's watching a movie.
Friday-j: GGG - But why did he get the extensoin cord if he wanted to
UNPLUG it?
Animegirl: OW! That Smarts!
Peefeeyatko Nickie: Not as long as you keep doing THAT.
GeeCubed: FOFLMAO
P-Lil: Nickie: Will aught to know....
P-Lil: AHHHH.
RevNickie: He's here ensickened by this waste of technology.
Peefeeyatko Ooh.. start stripping the extension cord...
P-Lil: More Vitamin C.
ICEKNIFE: I WIN! I *NEVER* LIKED YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Peefeeyatko But I have to keep wearing the ARMBAND.. and the VESTMENTS...
Animegirl: I liked you Iceknife, I really did.
PeeKat: Oh.
N_X_K: Stang:And, frankly, I've paid to see more of it by 1998. And my
replacement membership card, too
Peefeeyatko SMURFS? No SMURFS?
Friday-j: GGG - Stang has that nasty anal dentata - I don't like fishing
in his butt nearly as much as I used to.
RevNickie: Iceknife, that's about as original as dog shit.
GeeCubed: HE ALWAYS DOES THAT BUT THEN HE ALWAYS WANTS TO GOS IN FURTHER
AND EVEN THE XTENSION CORD ALLOWS AND IT POPS LOOSE AND THE NEXT THING YOU
KNOW...WELL LET ME SAY IT GETS MESSY.
Peefeeyatko I like dog shit.. bring it here. ... yes, here...
Friday-j: I'LL NEVER JOIN YOOOUUUU!
RevNickie: Will just found out I was talking about him, and is mad.
Peefeeyatko FLAY ME WITH THE BARE WIRES!!!
RevStang: Uh....
Animegirl: One of us, friday, one of us!
RevNickie: REALLY mad!!
Animegirl: Gooble Gobble!
Peefeeyatko WE ACCEPT YOU!
Animegirl: ONE OF US!
Animegirl: GOOBLE GOBBLE!
Friday-j: GGG - I tried to get the one with the extra-large flared base,
but it isn't enough.
PeeKat: yeah?
Peefeeyatko I DON"T EVEN HAVE CAPSLOCK ON, I"M JUST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!!!!
Animegirl: SAME HERE!
RevNickie: HE'S POKING ME!
Friday-j: ONE OF ME!
ICEKNIFE: Originality is NOT it's own reward, pinketta. New shitstains
are still just shitstains. Now wipe your chin.
Animegirl: I LOVE YOU PEEFEEYATKO!
Peefeeyatko Flared nostrils! Flared trousers! More! More!~ Harder! FDaster!
RevNickie: HE said you make him sick.
GeeCubed: YOU JUST HAVE TO PULL OUT THOSE TEETH THAT'S THE PROSTHESIS i
WAS TALKING ABOUT. tHOSE ARE SOMETHING HE WEARS TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM BOB
OR STERNO...I FERGET WHICH
Animegirl: Get down!
Animegirl: Get back up!
Peefeeyatko I LOVE YOU ANIME GIRL!!!
Animegirl: Oh Jump back!
Friday-j: Modemac - Aren't you going to take me away from these vile
Church sinners, to a better, cleaner place?
RevNickie: HE called me a bithch.
Animegirl: KISS MY BAD SELF!
Peefeeyatko I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
P-Lil: I don't know what's worse--coming down off of acid, or going
without cigarettes.
RevStang: ... uh... um
Peefeeyatko SMOOCH.. SLURP... SMUDGE...
GeeCubed: STANG WOULD SAY CIGARETTES
RevNickie: HE's threatening to beat me.
Friday-j: GGG - Yes, but he squeals so when I go to blunt the teeth,
hurts my feelings.
P-Lil: Stang--you did drugs! Get me rubber blankets!
Friday-j: SLURP SLUURRPPPP
N_X_K: Methinks Ivan over there ran out of power.
P-Lil: Nickie: Get it all on video.
Animegirl: I must go smoke dope.
GeeCubed: I CAN DECODE NOTHING
Peefeeyatko SCHWOOOOOOOPPPP...
Friday-j: Nickie - Let him slap you across the tits!
Animegirl: No one say anything interesting till I get back, okay?
Peefeeyatko I AM dope inCARNate!
GeeCubed: NO NO LEYT ME SLAPP THOSE MARVELOUS MAMMARIES NICKERS
Peefeeyatko THE SEAGULLS! I LOVE the SEAGULLS!
RevStang: Coming down off acid is like a fucking FRIDAY JONES-RAQUEL
WELCH-ONESELF 3 WAY FUCK-IN COATED IN COCAINE for DAYS compared to running
out of cigarettes for FIFTEEN MINUTES.
P-Lil: I'm *not* coming back down! Oh SHIT...!
Peefeeyatko I don't want to slap them.. I just want to tickel them right now...
RevNickie: Friday! ow! You just wanna see the quake.
Friday-j: Stang - It's not MY fault if your butt keeps smoking all your
cigarettes!
RevNickie: GGG, you damn dirty old man, you!
Peefeeyatko yeah.. let me get right in between them...
Animegirl: Hey, Guys! Cut it out! You're being all interesting and
stuff.....I am missing everything!
GeeCubed: YEAH KNICKIE AIN'T LIFE GRAND???
N_X_K applauds Stang. Better than how he did
Friday-j: Nickie - I wanna pin your breasts against mine with Will in the
middle!
RevNickie: Will says he's jealous.
P-Lil: Stang: And I'm the one who insisted on only smoking Dunhill
Lights.....
Peefeeyatko Animegirl.. you can be here too... don't forget to breathe..
Friday-j watches the connection smoke, sees tiny Stang-shaped
demons in the mist
P-Lil: Guys, this is the best time EVER to either fuck with my head,
or PROVE YOU ARE A PAL AND TALK ME THE FUCK DOWN.
RevNickie: Will wants to know how that's possible, Friday....!
Friday-j: P-Lil - We love you. Nothing bad will happen. Now send all
your money to "Bob." See? OK!
RevStang: !!! -- he really IS coming down off acid!
Peefeeyatko Help me out here, now I want to get my right foot pinned
against my left breast, and my left foot pinned against my right breast,
and my dick hanging straight up in the middle... Where you can do whatever
you want with it..
Peefeeyatko It's OK, It's OK. Just remember that. It's all OK. Trust,
man, trust.~N
P-Lil: That's SHE, dickhead, and YES I REALLY AM COMING DOWN.
Friday-j: Nickie - Well, we'll need a sling, lots of oil and some Saran
Wrap ...
RevStang: Well P-Lil, maybe what you oughta do is GET THE FUCK AWAY THIS
INSANITY and lay around listening to weird music or watching the 3 Stooges
or something.
Friday-j: P-Lil - O Uberfemme, be safe, be warm, be Slack, be "Bob"
Animegirl is now known as Ursula
GeeCubed: AND I SAID GIVE ME A CIGARETTE FLOWER OF THE MOUNTAIN...YES!
LIGHT ME UP A COFFIN NAIL ANDALUSIAN MAIDEN YES AND I LIT UP YES! AND i
INHALED YES AND I SMOKED YES AND THE WEED TOOK ME DOWN MY LUNGS ALL
POISONED AND IT SAID TO ME TAKE ME YES AND I THOUGHT WELL AS WELL IT AS ANY
OTHERYES AND I DID YES I SAID YES I WILL YES YES YES!
Peefeeyatko Trust, push through it, put on some really early Pink Floyd...
Friday-j: GGG - You say that every time, though.
Ursula: Stang-Hey you! Long time, no see! How's tricks?
Peefeeyatko x/
P-Lil: You may be right, Stang.
Peefeeyatko Stay away from line noise.
Friday-j: P-Lil - Do what the Slack tells you to do.
RevStang: Ursula? Is that ursula from the Monkey Hole?
P-Lil: I'm going to close my eyes for a minute. I'll be back.
Peefeeyatko Smooooooth.. Keep it smooth.
RevNickie: GGG backwards id "dog"
N_X_K: GGG:Not as good as Stang's rant, but close. Still better than mine.
Peefeeyatko the ducks are barking...
Ursula: Yes, Urs of MonkeyHole fame. Our new house is the Slippy house
RevNickie: I can't fucking type!
Friday-j: I only smoke when it's really cold out - steam issues from my pores
Peefeeyatko I can't typing fuck!
Ursula: MonkyHole house is no more. We have upgraded. House of Slippy
now containe Olestra>tm>
P-Lil: I will NEVER take blotter out of a film canister marked with a
RED 'X' AGAIN.
RevNickie: I'm gonna go smoke a cigar.
Peefeeyatko Yes.. I see the steam.. iridescent naugahyde.. rising
wraithlike around you...
Peefeeyatko It's beautiful...
RevStang: Ursula... okay... so... who else on here is "one of you guys"?
Ursula: Animegirl was Sister Heidi
ICEKNIFE huffs the giant fropcone... we used 8 papers on this
fucker!
Friday-j: I'm steaming because of that workout GGG & Stang gave me - then
I have to wait on them, hand and foot and dick and arse
RevStang: !!!! FIGURES!!! Animegirl was BAD!!!!!
N_X_K: SHIT, WHERE THE HELL IS BENZEL?! HE'S THE ONLY #TRAXER I KNOW
THAT CAN MATCH STERNODOX AND HE ISN'T HERE...Gh0d...
Peefeeyatko I still don't smoke. But the smoke's all over me. But that's OK.
RevNickie: ICEKNIFE, is that so you can blow smoke out your ass?
P-Lil: Can anything cut this shit?
Peefeeyatko Petomane.. Petomane..
RevStang: You Monkey Hole girls are SINNERS!!! You must be... uh...
HEALED yes...
Friday-j: P-Lil - Slack.
Peefeeyatko Bandaids.. Bandaids..
RevNickie: OR SPANKED!
Friday-j: Ursula - Watch out! He's got his healing dick out!
GeeCubed: WHAT CAN I SAY FRIDAY? i'M REASY
Peefeeyatko He's the world's greatest sinner.. as a sinner he ain't no
beginner.. he's too much.. terrible..
RevUni: shoulda just SURPRISED me instead of keepin me in SUSPENSE/
ICEKNIFE: hmmm... it almost made a funny... we shall wait, let it
gestate, then wash it in our hate... that's GREAT!
Ursula: So, good Reverend, when are you and that lovely hunk of ManMeat
known as Legume coming back to Madison? :)
Friday-j: Monkey Hole Girls are BAD! BAD! NAUGHTY!
GeeCubed: BLEEDING DICK BAD HEALING DICK GOOD BLEEDING DICK BAD HEALING
DICK.....
*P-Lil* I watched a mean drunk get psycho over a girl last night,
shortly after I dropped. Don't tell me about SLACK, I'm too lost to find it.
Ursula: Yes, we must be spanked
Peefeeyatko my hate bleeds, and fills like blood in water.. expands.. goes
into your pores and loves every one of them...
Ursula: by a guy that's HORNY for a CHICK!
RevStang: HONEY, we'll be back just as soon as our GREAT BIG LOOOOONG
preracher-tongues can lead us back there to Madison!!!
Friday-j: Stang - Spank 'em in your MOONPANTS!
RevNickie: I AM the official Spanking Ritual person, you know.
N_X_K: I suck
Peefeeyatko diffuse.. mitosis... horny wid a chick? jack chick?
RevStang: And that FINE FINE MONKEY HOLE!!!! Mmmmmm-MM!
GeeCubed: HORNY UP AGAINST A CHICK...RIGHT FRIDAY????
N_X_K: I blow, too, on request
RevNickie: What are moonpants?
Friday-j: GGG - HORNY WITH TWO REV'S!
P-Lil: Dr. Legume is NOT the same person as Joe Aufflitch.
Peefeeyatko long smelly preacher tongues.. feels good... like a cornhole
should..
Ursula: I'm hoprny.. for a pregnant chick on roller skates!
Ursula: Horny in my socks...
Peefeeyatko mmm... Roller disco...
Peefeeyatko Three socks.. one for the dworkin...
Friday-j: I'm horny with two dikes! (Holland dikes)
GeeCubed: YEAH OR THREE IF STERNO QUITS SHITTING HIS DICK!!!
Ursula: well, iff'n you talk to Legume, send him my regards.
ICEKNIFE: I used to be hoprny, but the dues aren't worth what you get.
RevNickie: I wanna be horny in YOUR socks, GGG.
GeeCubed: CONRY WITH THREE BIKES
RevStang: So... you want a guy from a band... with a dick... but he's
gotta have a hit single... well honey... here comes my... BULLET!
Friday-j: Stang - Let's talk socks.
Ursula: Better yet, tap them out in morse code with your tongue, on his
foreskin
Ursula: Better yet, tell him I want to
Peefeeyatko yeah.. yeah.. happy together... weee-vrowww.
GeeCubed: MY DICK IS A MONSTER I KICK IT TO START IT!!!
Peefeeyatko mmm, the wrinkles.. feel the steam.. pressing..
RevStang: I ain't gonna TOUCH Legume. Again.
Ursula: hahahaha
Friday-j: Stang - Having fun?
Ursula: yer ass still hurt?
Peefeeyatko Feel the flow.. feel the eddies...
P-Lil: I'll be OK. I've been riding this for hours now, it's just that
I panicked a bit.
RevStang: Okay, Jesus and El Diablo and I were thinking of starting a
band. Called JOE. Doing only JOE AUFFRICHT cover tunes.
Friday-j: Stang - Can I touch Legume instead? With the electro-shocker?
RevNickie: Can I be in it???
Peefeeyatko My ass will hurt like hell tomorrow, but now it's great, real
great... someone wanna fix my back? It kinda got thrown out. I had a
chiropractor work on it but he didn't do a real great job.
Ursula: <tunelessly whistling>
RevStang: Alternate band titles were Jesus and the False Prophets,
Joker-Chick Lovers, what else...
GeeCubed: STANG; YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME...IT'S JUST POST COITAL LETDOWN
YOU'LL BE OKAY...TALK TO PLIL TELLER HER ABOUT THE CACHACA ZOMBIES!!!
Friday-j: Stang - If you do this I will come down to Texas to see your
first band performance and KILL YOU ALL! JOE IS JOE! NO OTHER IS JOE!
Peefeeyatko No, that's Wozzeck. Alban Berg. Or maybe Schoenberg.
RevNickie: Now, you'd think that was just a tuneless whistle...
RevStang: The Broke Idiots...
Ursula: call the band Chunky Ejaculate, Stang
Peefeeyatko Atonal. Just atonal. But that's OK.
RevStang: The Band That Dare Speak All Its Names...
Friday-j: Well Of Souls.
Peefeeyatko Mmmm... chunks of chocolate.
GeeCubed: MIODNITE
Friday-j: Fish In Search Of A Frying Pan.
Peefeeyatko The New Apollo Stars.
Friday-j: Hairy In My Pants
RevStang: Nickie -- YEAH!!!! You can do VOCALS!!!
GeeCubed: THE NEW SHITTY BUTTPLUGS
Friday-j: Stang - You just do the 'J' words.
RevNickie: Pots Calling Kettles Black
RevStang: "Horny with a pregnant chick on roller skates..." all that old
sad stuff.
Peefeeyatko Twonk
Ackme: hey Sophia...
angela: Hi there..
Friday-j: Mommy I'm Bleeding
Peefeeyatko SOF[PH]IAOAIAOAHOA
Ursula: or Violent Anal Dialation, there's a good name for a band
RevNickie: STANG, IT'S BOUND TO BE A LOT WIERDER!
GeeCubed: IT'S ALL RIGHT
Peefeeyatko Sorry, I'm indolent and incoherent right now...
Friday-j: Open Mike Poetry Nite - looks great on the marquee
Peefeeyatko Snurf.
Friday-j: Stang - What are you bound to right now?
Ackme: FREE BEER looks good on the marquis!!
angela: Hi there. Im alright. ARe alot of people here?
GeeCubed: I WAS SAD AND SORELY BOTHERED FOR I HAD NO CHAINSAW STARTER
FLUID BUT THEN I MET A MAN WHO HAD NO CHAINSAW!!!
Friday-j: Number Of The Breast
Peefeeyatko The Snurgs.. is their mission over? Did they vanish? Did the
beer demons swallow them whole? Where they conquored (correct spelling?)
RevStang: Friday -- Right now I am considering CRASHING since I have to
deal with LAWYERS and intricate paperwork all fucking day.
RevUni: Well y'all, i leave. I come back maybe later. If you here. I
see you then. If not. Oh well. YOUR LOSS.
Ursula: lawyers? Gack
Ursula: Lawyers have no slack.
Friday-j: Stang - If I could I would crash with you. Burn baby burn!
Peefeeyatko GeeCubed: Steal his damn chainsaw starter fluid. He sure as
hell won't need it.
Peefeeyatko Some lawyers have slack.
RevNickie: CRASH? That oughtta be a pretty good movie!
RevUni: nighty noodles
Friday-j: Love that Cronenberg.
RevUni: ttfn
RevUni: and all that good stuff
Peefeeyatko Ballard/Croenenberg. Nifty.
Peefeeyatko Byeee.
RevNickie: WOUND SEX.
GeeCubed: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM IVAN YOU ALWAYS CRASH AS SOON AS YOU LOSE
YOUR HARD DRIVE..AND TO THINK I'M TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU....WELL
FRIDAY??
Friday-j: SEX WOUNDS
Peefeeyatko Been there. Done that.
Peefeeyatko SEX DIRT
ICEKNIFE: MY lawyer has slack, he made my landlord give me $15,000...
RevNickie: They might even fuck neck stumps.
Peefeeyatko See. What I was saying.
Ursula: whoa
Friday-j: GGG, Stang - I cannot choose between two such SubGenius studs.
So I'll take BOTH!
Peefeeyatko Morricone. Must be the Morricone next.
P-Lil: Hallelu Jah.
angela: Brb.
Friday-j: My stump has two orifices just for YOU!
GeeCubed: THERE WILL BE NO NECKSSTUMPFUCKING
Peefeeyatko Jah Rey!
Signoff: angela (Leaving)
Peefeeyatko Yer no fun.
GeeCubed: SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE YETIBABE!!!
Friday-j: GGG - What did I gurgle?
RevStang: Hey Ursula, good to "see you again... tell Heidi, uh... howdy.
Or... hidey or whatever.
Friday-j: Tell her "hide the salami"
Ursula: hee, same here, and will do! Please come back soon.
Peefeeyatko I'll tell you this, my love, I can't hide, I can't hide, I
CAN'T HIDE!!!!
N_X_K: DAMN IT, I'M TOO HUNGRY/BORED/DEAD TO RANT PROPERLY. Maybe next
week, maybe
GeeCubed: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID FRIDAY ALL THAT GURGLING GLOTTAL WORK
JACKS MY JOINT!
RevStang: Goodnight, Modemac.
P-Lil: Guys, Stang is right--IRC is TOO disorienting right now. I'm
going to play some classical music and go to bed.
Peefeeyatko Ennio, cuddle puppy, where'd you go? Can't find it...
Ursula: and send Legume my way. He's the only one of you who I felt i
wouldn't break if i jumped on and played horsey
Peefeeyatko OK, go with the Debussy, or something.
Friday-j: GGG - It's the BLOOD - best lubricant except for SNOT
Ackme: take care P-Lil....
Peefeeyatko Bach is reallyt trancy. Way better than Phillip Glass.
P-Lil: Don't own any Debussy... probably will go with the Corelli, though.
Peefeeyatko Antheil.. Who is antheil..
Friday-j: Ursual - Know what you mean. You hug Stang and you're worried
you'll snap him in half.
RevNickie: Bloodtastes better.
Peefeeyatko Bach is dead...
Peefeeyatko Too metally for my tastes...
GeeCubed: WELL IT WAS FAST AND FURIOUS i HOPE THERE'S A LOF BECAUSE i WAS
INCREDIBLY FUNNY AND ERUDITE AND SEXY AND CHARMING AND WITTY AND STUDLY
AND....
Friday-j: Fuck the stump of Bach!
P-Lil: Gnight, all. Thanks.
Signoff: P-Lil (*thud*)
Friday-j: GGG - Come again and again - real soon!
Peefeeyatko Idiot Flesh! Aiyeeeeeeeeeeha!
RevStang: ADIOS MOTHERFUCKERS I'M OUTA HERE
Ursula: Latah Stang!
Friday-j: Bye sweet Stang!
Signoff: RevStang (Leaving)
N_X_K: I have yet to prove that I have Yeti blood so I can write it
off on my X-day membership fee
Friday-j: OK, now we can talk DIRTY ...
GeeCubed: NIGHT NIGHT YOU ALL, AND kNICKIE DON'T ARRIVE SO LATE AND NEXT
TIME FRIDAY AND I WILL GIVE YOU A SPECIAL SESSION!
Peefeeyatko Oh, GOOD!
Ursula: dirty talk?
ICEKNIFE: bye Gordon
Friday-j: GGG - Love & Slack!
Peefeeyatko auf wiedersehen.
Signoff: GeeCubed (Leaving)
Ursula: <waiting patiently for dirty talk>
Friday-j: Ursula - So tell me, what do you think of Stang naked?
Peefeeyatko Modemac: When you read this, send me the log.
RevNickie: I had to watch the Emmys. I'm an X-Files geek from hell.
Peefeeyatko Oh, that's not really dirty, is it.
Peefeeyatko SEX DIRT!
Ursula: frankly, I like burly men:)
N_X_K: I'm going back to #trax...Maybe NEXT WEEK I'll have the ability
to drive myself insane.
Friday-j: Ursula - Oh, OK. You take Legume, I'll take Stang and someone
else.
Peefeeyatko I like the X-files, but I'm not enough of a geek to know they
were on the emmys.
Peefeeyatko Martyr! Ircle!
Ursula: Stang would be fun, but he's almost bordering on the type where
you grab 'em by the ankles and use the whole thing....
Peefeeyatko We're mellowing out here... winding down our little shindig..
you can leave anytime you want to, we're just jamming, that's all...
RevNickie: They won best writing and best guesr actor (Peter Boyle)
Friday-j: Ursula - But I like it when you can just sweep them off their
feet and carry them away ...
Ursula: heehee, true, Friday
Friday-j: Nickie - You must be happy. But - was it worth missing THIS?
RevNickie: No. Not really.
Peefeeyatko What if you walk on your hands and knees?
RevNickie: WHAT is the law!!? Walk on 2 feet!
Peefeeyatko With a dog collar, super Dick Morris style?
Ursula: that's not really walking, it's crawling, innit?
Peefeeyatko Maybe.
Peefeeyatko Crayon, you just about missed the whole damn party. We're
still here, though.
Peefeeyatko I'm not quite fucked out YET...
RevNickie: I saw the WWF last night, with Rev. Matt. Will O'Dobbs, and the
Lord.
Signoff: Ursula (Leaving)
ICEKNIFE: Crayon, you SUCK! You were supposed to bring the salsa!
Peefeeyatko Neat-o... I gotta go see USWA here in Louisville one of these
days...
crayon: well i thought i would try - damn server had me banned for a
month -dont know why
Peefeeyatko It's OK.. I ate all the damn tortillas anyway...
Friday-j: Nickie - (Sigh) I have to come to Texas next year, just to
party with you guys. Is there room in Stang's bed for three?
RevNickie: Friday: ONLY 3??
Peefeeyatko Besides, we always could've put summa the shit on the rubber
sheets here on 'em...
Friday-j: Nickie - Well, 3 Yeti and a few SQUID ...
ICEKNIFE: YUCK! FRIDAY! Don't go sniffin' after DWARF COOTER! You DON'T
know where it's BEEN!
RevNickie: Yeah, Friday, we spend our sat. nights going to see wresting-
we're party animals.
RevNickie: Pretty close to the ground...
Friday-j: Nickie - I am so jealous! Do you ever grope Stang when he gets
all caught up in the ring events?
Peefeeyatko You think that's bad, I went to a CLASSICAL MUSIC CONCERT
Friday. Because they were playing Bartok. Bartok KICKS ASS.
Peefeeyatko I???X
RevNickie: HE doesn't hardly ever leave the house, but did go see Dr.
Moreau with us.
Friday-j: ICEKNIFE - I like dwarves!
Friday-j: Nickie - OK, you go to wrestling and I'll stay hope to keep the
old dear cum-pany.
RevNickie: How charitable!
Friday-j: Gotta go, I'm being nagged.
Friday-j: Bye all!
RevNickie: Jesus gets rather caught up in it though.

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