Topic for #subgenius: Sinister Footwear Get yet Sinister Footwear!!!
Topic for #subgenius set by MegaLiz on Sunday, September 15, 1996 8:03:25 PM
#subgenius: Friday-j Ackme TheCharli Modemac GeeCubed martyr @Silver_Bowler
RevJack @Agent_Wilco @Rosebrit ljduchez @MegaLiz @lurch AAU @UncleBear
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Channel created at Sunday, September 15, 1996 6:12:00 PM
RevJack: HHH~
MegaLiz: Friday!
AAU: Dried Kelp and Shoelace.
RevJack: Wednesday!
lurch: Speciman And Jugfart Flooble Frost
TheCharli: uh oh.. everyone shut up now..
RevJack: sorry, lagged
GeeCubed: friday's here everyone disrobe for inspection
TheCharli is now known as Fryday-j
RevJack bares his ass
Rosebrit: hello Friday
AAU: See? The sores are all gone!
MegaLiz: Everyone get dressed for your own safety!
UncleBear is already naked
Modemac: Friday!
Friday-j: Greetings all!
RevJack wags it about jauntily
Friday-j gets out the "Bob" branding iron
Fryday-j: Jauntily ducks..
MegaLiz slaps Rev Ja--
lurch: Corndensed Milk and Shasta Ligonberry Soda Poopsicle
AAU: The way I've been walking last week I keep bumping my yarbles
into things.
GeeCubed: add your flavorite flavor to our delightful dessert menu Friday
lurch: Janty Ducks?
UncleBear gives Friday the greeting bearhug with extra spinal
crunch
Friday-j: AAU - How _have_ you been walking?
AAU: Dog-chewed sock.
ljduchez: I gotta go now. Bye!
lurch: yarble and Jugfart Crunch
RevJack: later Lou!
AAU: That was quick...
Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving)
GeeCubed: bye lou
Friday-j: GGG - Would you like yours with extra sauce?
Fryday-j: See ya Lou..
RevJack: AAU - you insulted him!
Friday-j: Bye Lou.
UncleBear: Tampoon Flush Swirl
Modemac: Blast it, why is the color so oversaturated?
GeeCubed: I wany your secrret sauce friday
lurch: Jaunty Ducks and Jugfart Lou free radical Goo
RevJack: Modemc - bad acid?
UncleBear: Or good acid, either/or
lurch: bad acid and face down swirly surprise
RevJack: UNK - TURN THE SHIP UPSIDE DOWN
Friday-j: GGG - Special Secret Saucer Sauce served straight from the
udder of Mother Nature, to the Inner Circle only. Bring your secret
decoder rings as proof of identity!
Modemac: No, I'm trying to adust the color level of my video capture card.
GeeCubed: Running Open Sore pistachio
AAU: Well, my thorax has been more prominent. Part of it is I got
all my books for class, so carrying them on my back changes my center of
gravity.
UncleBear: There's a fozen yogurt place in Albuquerqe called Golden Swirl
Fryday-j is now known as TheCharlie
RevJack: VidCap? Whuffo?
lurch: Lanced Boil and Carbuncle crunkle
AAU: Dust and Doughballs.
Friday-j: AAU - Have you considered tying a weight to your navel to even
things out?
Modemac: I get a beautiful crystal-clear picture, but if I save to a
.jpg it looks lousy; the color is overblown.
MegaLiz: BRBIT
lurch: the old fart was smart
RevJack: John Waters went on Letterman with a real (old) candy bar named
"Dingleberries", no shit
lurch: diglebwerries, no shit?
AAU: See, I'm an innie, way innie, so unless I pierced it it'd be tough.
RevJack: I SEEN it!
GeeCubed: put the mask away lurch we've had enough trout laughs
Friday-j: RevJack - But I want Dingleberries with _extra_ shit
TheCharlie: how could you have dingleberries with no shit?
Modemac: Priase Be to John Waters. Even if I have trouble sitting
through his movies.
martyr: dingleberries, YES shit
lurch: I shit through his movies
Friday-j: I shit over his movies
TheCharlie: I Dingleberry over his movies
GeeCubed: i shit on his movies
AAU: Maybe I could work up some kind of truss that hooks my crotch
up to my bookbag, that'd work.
lurch: patent duodenal scrapings
MegaLiz: Lag.....
RevJack: "Dingleberries". Real candy bar.
RevJack: "Dingleberries" subline - "They're Awfully Good"
UncleBear: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
RevJack: WAAAAHHH!
RevJack: wheee!
AAU: Oil and Dandruff.
GeeCubed: appendix pate and scab mocha chip
MegaLiz: Spurts! We have spurts!!!
AAU: White Castle Pate.
RevJack: I overdosed on acid while watching "Pink Flamingoes"
GeeCubed: Liz, Liz try to relax it's a spurtin' universe!!!
MegaLiz: Marshmallow fellow!
UncleBear: Uh oh, important page. I'll be back
Friday-j: Meadow Muffins with Dingleberry Sprinkles.
Signoff: UncleBear (Leaving)
AAU: Spurting's nothing new for me.
Friday-j: Cyber-spurting
lurch: kohlrahbi and otter
GeeCubed: spurtin and spoutin is what it's ALL about!!!
AAU: I haven't had a chance to try acid, but I keep overdosing on
reality...
MegaLiz: RELAX11 WHO THE FUCK YOU TELLING TO REALAX GGG1111 I'M PSYCHO
TYP[ISTS1111
lurch: syko
Friday-j: Yes, it's the seed-word of "Bob" from one end and the seed of
"Bob" from the other!
GeeCubed: aau: acid is much better than reality
RevJack: Don't get her started
MegaLiz: YAH!
AAU: If you want I can email you another window...
MegaLiz: I WILL MANGLE HARD OBJECTS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES
Friday-j: Mom - Calm down. Here, have some Johnson's Baby Acid.
Silver_Bowl hehe
MegaLiz: GULB. THANKYOU.
Friday-j: Mom - Will you bend some steel for us? Wouldja? Wouldja?
MegaLiz: YAH. WHAT SHAPE you WANT BABY!
AAU: GGG: too bad reality is what we're stuck with most of the time.
Silver_Bowl mom the human break
Friday-j: Mom - Bend it into the shape of your ego.
lurch: reality is just for people who can't face drugs
Friday-j wonders where to display this lovely new art object to
come
GeeCubed: here have one of these makes you fall down on your knees, see
visions of demonic angels who give you orders to go out and mutliate little
children-ers!
MegaLiz: Ooo. Hmmm.
AAU: Reality is much better than reality.
Silver_Bowl damnlurch i almost owed you a coke
MegaLiz: My ego is a big round thing, i think
TheCharlie: mmmmmmm angels...
Friday-j: Angel food cake is really made of angels you know.
Friday-j: GGG - Can I have one of those rant-ers? Not for me, of course,
for my roommate.
GeeCubed: AAU: If you don't like the reality that you're stuck in pick
another...relax in the safety of yer own etc etc!!!
Friday-j: GGG - Why choose your own reality when "Bob" can SELL you one?
GeeCubed: and devil's food cake is mADE OUT OF DEVILS i SPOZE?/, REALLY
fRIDAY
GeeCubed: HEY fRIDAY YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE MAKES YOU REAR UP ON YOUR
HINDLEGGS AND DECLAIM LIKE A A RABID SOUTHERN BAPTIST MINISTER-ERS
Friday-j: GGG - Yes, try eating them together and feel the holy war start
in your belly?
lurch: ego waffles
Silver_Bowl leggo my ego
AAU: OK, new question of the day: Sex or acid?
Silver_Bowl BOTH!!
martyr: sex on acid!
MegaLiz: SEX AND LOTS OF IT
AAU: Ah, you're taking the easy way out.
Silver_Bowl ok
AAU: Not you, liz.
martyr: ok, sex
TheCharlie: acid makes for a terrible sex lubricant
MegaLiz: ACID SUCKS SEX IS IMPORTANT
Silver_Bowl sex
MegaLiz: WHY NOT ME?
UncleBear (torque@s20.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius
Silver_Bowl acid is important
lurch: sucks sex is important
TheCharlie: at least the sulfuric stuff...
RevJack: Orgasms are better than sex
AAU: See, for me sex is reality, so it's better than reality being
the miserable shithole Is pent my summer in.
UncleBear: Broken hearts are for assholes
AAU: Orgasms are part of sex.
lurch: ass Id better than sex, leggo my ego
AAU: That's like saying branches are better than trees.
lurch: they are
MegaLiz: hA
AAU: Well, anyway, I don't have much experience with drugs but I do
have experience with altered states.
MegaLiz: Acid is fucked. Fuck is acidic.
lurch: broken assholes are for funny boys
GeeCubed: OR MAYBE ONE OF THISE TAKE IT RIGHT NOW AND YOU WILL TAKE TO
ANYTHING THAT MOVES FOR THE NEXT EIGHTEEN HOURS AND WILL BABBLE NOTHING BUT
STOCK MARKET QUOTES--ERS?
Silver_Bowl like those puuppies on the news
AAU: Why buy it from "Bob" when I can just reach up his asshole and
pull it out?
lurch: devil dogs
lurch: hostess hounds of heck
Friday-j: Whooah, it's a squirtin' IRC channel.
Silver_Bowl broken legs from butt sex
AAU: I spent my entire last accounting class writing down completely
disconnected words, and I had no idea I was doing it.
lurch: cerburus the junk foodyard dog
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AAU: The aardvark.
TheCharlie: Lou!
ljduchez: Am back ... boss done with me for now.
MegaLiz: Dave: this is scary. Prostatis
Friday-j: The larch.
ljduchez: 09'
Silver_Bowl the fir
RevJack: hey lou, long time no net
lurch: the peecan
AAU: Hey Lou, we just completely disproved all your oxygen therapy
theories while you were gone.
Friday-j: Lou hath returned - stop talking smutty everyone!
Silver_Bowl the mighty scotch pine
MegaLiz: Diagnosis: psychosis.
GeeCubed: spurtin and squirtin with the seed word of Dobbs, can I get a
fewkin' amen BOBDAMMIT!!
lurch: sickomore
Friday-j: AMEN!!
AAU: Prostatis? Yeah, I'm just 20 here.
lurch: postoak
ljduchez: Talk smutty and use the term "SOD Antagonism" and I'll be happy.
AAU: NAMOR!
lurch: balck locust
martyr: were all just pee-pole
TheCharlie: amen BOBDAMMIT!
Friday-j: Leaping from tree to tree - it's "Bob"!
GeeCubed: i LIKE TO ANTAGONIZE A SOD ESPECIALLY A CHEEKY SOD.
ljduchez: NAMOR is ROMAN spelled backwards.
Friday-j: GGG - Are you going to antagonize his cheeks?
UncleBear: Okay, who stole my hallucinogenics?
Silver_Bowl bob bob bob of the jungle
TheCharlie: Can't we all just get a lawn?
AAU: Well, he still hasn't warmed up my damn feet, although I'm
wearing shoes.
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ljduchez: AQUAMAN is NAMAUQA spelled backwards.
RevJack: Charlie - LOL
martyr: friend to you and me
UncleBear: BOB is BOB spelled backwards
AAU: Sure, take mine, I'm tired of mowing it. I've kept trying to
kill it, to no avail.
Friday-j: "Bob" is "OBO" spelt sideways
lurch: sdrawkcab is something spelled backwards
martyr: ahh,ahh, ahh, ahh, watch out for that pee
AAU: So does that mean that Atlantis is the mirror image of rome?
Friday-j: LAWN SALE!
MegaLiz: no that would be gnihtemos
GeeCubed: wELL WE HAVE TO BE CIRCUMSPECT ABOUT LOU'S CHEEKS...HE'S BEEN
SENSITIVE ABOUT THE TRAFFIC LATELY
AAU: Bob is Obo ROT-13ed.
UncleBear: No, Rome is the mirror or Atlantis
MegaLiz: GGG: very wise.
Friday-j: GGG - You took one of those shout-ers, didn't you?
RevJack: GGG - GO CAPS GO GO GO
N_X_K sees Martyr. N_X_K is not amused.
lurch: no that would be taht
MegaLiz: I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN SHOUTER1
Friday-j wonders what would look good on her new lawn
MegaLiz: I DON'T NEED NO EXCLAMATIONS1111
AAU: One of those PUTS YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY ON AND KEEPS IT ONs.
lurch: we don need no steeenkin badgers
GeeCubed: I MUST AD MIT I JUST TOOK A THREE HUNDRED MILLIGRAM MAKES YOU
LOG ON AND WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-ERS!
AAU: Me. Covered in ice cream.
*ljduchez* New lawn? Better lodgings?
martyr: NXK: Give Me Slack...
MegaLiz: WHO HAS ICECREAM?
Friday-j: GGG - Praise "Bob" and pas the keyuboards! Let 'er rip!
MegaLiz: MORE? FOR ME?
ljduchez: I've got mint chocolate chip ...
AAU: I have toe cheese...
Friday-j: Mom - I've got swiss vanilla ripple.
RevJack: <font face="CHAINSAW">
MegaLiz: GGG: LET'S RUMBLE!
lurch: I have dog hair
AAU: {?dI have line noise.
Friday-j: GGG - Let's grumble!
lurch: background hiss
N_X_K: Martyr:Feh. I thought I banned *.earthlink.net...
MegaLiz: STUMBLE!
UncleBear: macaroni & chinchilli with sprinkles
TheCharlie: lurch do you ever have a bad dog hair day?
Friday-j: Mom - Let's stumble!
AAU: razzinfrazzinmezzosoprano...
lurch: yes
GeeCubed: CHILDRE, BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN THE FAITH, I HAVE BEEN
THINKING LATELY...NOT SOMETHING I ENJOY BUT SOMETIMES FIND NECESSARY
ljduchez: And ... ?
MegaLiz: FIRDAY YOU OWE ME A JOINT!
AAU: I think when I have to.
Silver_Bowl youre givin me a headacheGGG
AAU: Will the elbow joint do?
ljduchez: I am when I have to.
Friday-j: Mom - L:et me go check the plumbing, I think I have a spare
joint there.
lurch: Dumb WHite Man! Little Sticks not kill big Honker!
Silver_Bowler turns down GGG's volume
AAU: I have to, so I am. I try to be more than I am.
GeeCubed: WELL IT SEEMS TO ME AS IT'S ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE THIS CHANNEL
OFFICIALLY STARTS POPPING AND THE BEST OF US ARE HERE
Friday-j: GGG - FEEL, not THINK. Thus do the SubGenius surf the Luck Plane.
AAU: I have an OK honker, but Paul's is better.
MegaLiz: Don't even START the indian shit.
RevJack turns it back up
TheCharlie thinks it sounds better like this
GeeCubed: WELL IT ONLY SEEMS LOGICAL THAT THIS CHANNEL STAY OPEN IN
PERPETUITY
MegaLiz: rest of WHO GGG?
Friday-j: GGG - We're all going to leave once Ivan arrives, that's why.
MegaLiz: We are us, yes?
lurch: BRB
GeeCubed: Oh I get it
Friday-j: Once Stang shows his pointy beak, we break up and regroup in
#slack.
AAU: 0?@I feel I can think out of pure instinct by now.
UncleBear: i LIKE it
TheCharlie: I have seen the US ... and it is we!
GeeCubed: no you are they and I am we
AAU: I think I can feel out of pure instinct. In fact, I can.
MegaLiz: Dave: I feel that you are right.
GeeCubed: and we are all together...goo goo ga-joob
Friday-j: And everyone should say they were'nt logging the previous stuff
but it was GREAT!
MegaLiz: oops. You are right here.
AAU: I feel my ginsana.
UncleBear: Same Bat-Time, differnet Bat-channel
TheCharlie: no, the they is them . we are the us
N_X_K hates Mac KBs.
Friday-j: Us is Us, Them is Them, "Bob" don't ever change
AAU: Yeah, that means keep this part of the log SeKrIt, Modemac.
Post this and we make you "fair game".
MegaLiz: Bob made them us?
N_X_K: I, in fact, hate things in general tonight.
AAU: I made "Bob" them and us.
Friday-j: Or if you post it, DELETE large sections and mark them "Secret"
N_X_K: In other words, business as usual
GeeCubed: I hate things in private tonight
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Friday-j: I hate things in lieutenant tonight
MegaLiz: Nickums!
N_X_K: GGG:You win
lurch: I hate the general's privates
Friday-j: NICKIE!
N_X_K: Nick
AAU: Or don't even bother deleting large sections, just put SECRET
in between a bunch of lines.
RevNickie: Howd-ee
GeeCubed: Ah knickers so good of you to lend authenticity to our rabid band
RevJack: nickie.
Friday-j: Nickie - do you know when Stangenstein will be arriving?
UncleBear gives Nickie a welcoming death-grip bear hug
AAU: I hate general boy tonight.
Friday-j squeezes Nickie tight
AAU: My feet are STILL cold..
TheCharlie: nice of you to add rabies to our authentic band
MegaLiz: I hate some windows
AAU: OK, everybody dance!
RevJack: AAU - pit them in your mouth
lurch: I hate Corporal punishment
Friday-j: DANCE!
MegaLiz: Gonna get me a brick next time
N_X_K is only able to talk in brief sentences tonight, due to
the pitiful size of his KB
RevNickie: EEE-haw! (sueeze noise)
Silver_Bowler hipas and hopas and just dont stopas
RevNickie: Squeeze
RevJack: I hate puking silverware
Friday-j shakes all that can shake
lurch: silver spoon in mouf
MegaLiz: Recoil! Lookout!
Modemac takes the opportunity to squeeze Friday-j.
RevNickie: dunno bout Stang..
RevJack wags his staff
lurch: recoil
GeeCubed: all right settle down or I'll call principal Nenslo
MegaLiz: BOOM!
Friday-j: silver spoon in muff
UncleBear: Nickie, that must be painful coming up
TheCharlie is still shaking... and shaking ..and..
AAU: corproal punishment is fun, if you ask me.
lurch: reel it in
AAU: Hey, I've got my belt off, anyone want it?
RevJack wags his staff AT MEG
RevNickie: UB: it's more like a hiccup
Silver_Bowl yea like on Gomer Pyle
Friday-j squeezes Modemac until his ribs make that funny
creaking noise
Friday-j: AAU - Belts for everyone!
lurch: gomer's a fag
MegaLiz bats it outta the PARK!
GeeCubed: wagstaff wasn't he a fat guy in elizabethan drama
UncleBear: I ate a republican once, similar effect
RevJack: Lurch - WAS
Modemac: <eep!>
lurch: what he now?
RevNickie: Wouldn't it be "cool" if nenslo were here?
GeeCubed: eep is pee spelled backwards
Silver_Bowl what we're missin here is a sergeant at arms
TheCharlie: he's an ex-fag now..
MegaLiz: GGG: Very good.
Friday-j: And where's Iceknife?
N_X_K: Nickie:If it becomes "cool" in here, I'm leaving.
AAU: OK, what tape next?
UncleBear: Took forever to gnaw through his thick skukk to get to the
tasty brains
GeeCubed: what caliber arms are we talkin' about here???
Silver_Bowl to maintain order and decency
MegaLiz: ICEKNIFE IS DEAD
RevNickie: Ice is getting a brain transplant
Friday-j: GGG - Short arms here.
MegaLiz: Rose and I had to kill him
lurch: small arms fire
AAU: Yeah man, I'm hip. I'm a beatnik. Groovy.
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lurch: the right to bare arms
Silver_Bowl right to arm bears
lurch: the right to arm bears
lurch: got me
MegaLiz: the right to right arms
UncleBear is now equipped to accept sounds
GeeCubed: all right short arms inspection. line up boys
lurch: the right to bare arses
AAU: Some of the old Ludwig Van..
Friday-j: GGG - Can I hold the sintrument tray GGG?
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AAU: Can you tell I watched A Clockwork Orange this week?
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MegaLiz: Goody: Bear you want some?
TheCharlie: No, don't tell us
GeeCubed: howcum I just get the word SOUND and it's in red
Friday-j: AAU - Horrorshow! Have some Moloko Plus.
lurch: the right to bear arms
UncleBear shows GGG his Broomhandle Mauser
AAU: The right to bear hugs.
Friday-j: GGG - Watch out that'll GO OFF if you touch it.
N_X_K: AAU:Only if you can tell I watched Killer Clowns from Outer Space
TheCharlie: GGG .. it's cause we know HOW to type in red and you don't
martyr: right to arm bears...
AAU: Yes, my droogs, I'm up for some of the old in-out, in-out.
GeeCubed: But that's not fair charles
MegaLiz: ggg: have you sound?
UncleBear: I have Bear arms
GeeCubed: sound what
Friday-j: right to have strange text
N_X_K: right to blow dead bears for a quarter and give change
UncleBear: Sound mind and body
lurch: I have a grenade
AAU: ^GLike that?
Silver_Bowl lol
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TheCharlie: sorry... it's SECRET!
Friday-j: GGG - Does your computer make sounds?
MegaLiz: LIL!
P-Lil: Evening...
RevJack: LIL!!!
MegaLiz: YAhoo!
Rosebrit: LIL!!!!
RevNickie: friday-yeas!
ljduchez: Lil!
GeeCubed: oops lil's here shut up all of you
Friday-j: P-LIL!
lurch: yoohoo
AAU: My computer only makes sounds when I do ^Gthis.
MegaLiz: The most greeted WOMAN ON IRC!!!!
UncleBear: Wanna blow a live Bear, line forms to left left, only $1
P-Lil: Liz! Jack! Rose! Lou! Friday! EVERYONE ELSE!
RevJack: LIL is LIL speeled backwards!!!!!!
AAU: I keep forgetting to say hi to people....
Silver_Bowl i speeled once
GeeCubed: sure it does, it plays music, runs tapes and generally comports
itself quite well
TheCharlie: I hooked up a 480 watt amp to the sound card. when the power
went out and backon Ithink it blew something out..
AAU: I thought Lou left. Wait, he came back.
MegaLiz: I speeled until he healed!
UncleBear crushes p_lil in a patented bearhug
AAU: My speaker wire only cranks out the left speaker, and anyway
I'm doing
Friday-j: GGG - You can send and recieve sounds over an IRC channel, but
don't ask me how!
AAU: this from a dial-up UNIX thingy.
P-Lil: Silver: That's why I replaced my carpet with sponges... in case
I speel.
ljduchez: I was gone. Now am back. Will be gone again soon.
UncleBear: Charlei, you blew what?
MegaLiz: GGG: want sound? Got PC?
RevJack: RIGHT CHANNEL TEST
P-Lil: Oof. Hi, Bear.
Friday-j: Time to spiel about it.
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Silver_Bowl when i speel i pass out
UncleBear: Suck, suck BLOW is just a figure of speech, I ain't a tuba!
GeeCubed: Lou: do you know if you're coming or going or are you just
riding the probability wavefront
P-Lil: I gotta get another chair. This one's like a tilt-a-whirl. BRB
MegaLiz: HA
AAU: I still haven't gotten any reply from the sysadmins on the
appropriateness of the word "fuck". Damn hard not to violate the terms of
service when I haven't the foggiest what they ARE...
UncleBear: fuck i'm blotto
AAU: Visually, sure, but not aurally.
MegaLiz: Lil: keep the chair!
Friday-j: GGG - If someone can't tell if they're coming they must have a
great sexlife - perpetual orgasm!
GeeCubed: Liz: I got sound I just don't get it in IRC
ljduchez: I can't ride a probability wavefront. I'm just skedaddling, is
all. Bye!
UncleBear: um, FUDGE I'm blotto
P-Lil: Liz: My back doesn't need the ride.
Modemac: Whew.
Friday-j: Bye Lou!
GeeCubed: or lack thereof Friday!
MegaLiz: GGG: PC or MAC?
Silver_Bowl yea goshdarnit
Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving)
N_X_K: Night, Lou
TheCharlie: GGG. .. check the color..
UncleBear: bye lou
AAU: You don't have to worry about an educational
UncleBear: baloo?
AAU: institions restrictions.
Friday-j: Come to SubGenius IRC WASTED and enjoy the purty colors!
AAU: Line noise.. razzinfrazzin...
RevNickie: Friday: it caould be like living in CA and not knowing if it
was an aftershock
UncleBear: I only see black and white right now
P-Lil: Or don't come wasted.
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P-Lil: Especially when coming down off a trip.
Silver_Bowl but *do* come
UncleBear: Just don't waste come
P-Lil: Trust me, I know of these things.
Modemac: Come early and often.
Friday-j: Nickie - Or living in Dallas and not knowing if it's a devival
or just three nerds yapping
UncleBear: Friday, LOL!
P-Lil: Wow, we actually have ops in here....
Silver_Bowl its three nerds yapping
Friday-j: Come and come and come again! And then leave. And come again!
RevNickie: Didja ever notice how Lou always leaves when I get on?
AAU: I don't have any wasting substances.
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N_X_K: Just to be safe...I'm not taking chances
Modemac: Your reputation precedes you, Nickie.
Friday-j: Nickie - We're all leaving when Stang arrives.
Silver_Bowl so kwik
P-Lil: Whoo! Danke, Silver.
AAU: Man, all this anti-clam paranoia...
UncleBear: Then Lou keeps getting off!
Silver_Bowl go to the top
Friday-j: Poor little clams ...
UncleBear: Nickie, we're going #slack
N_X_K: AAU:Paranoia Is Your Friend.
P-Lil: Friday: Still got friction burns from last time?
AAU: He's embarrased because he can't control himself.
Signoff: GeeCubed (Read error to GeeCubed[dialup-01-042.austin.io.com]:
Connection reset by peer)
Friday-j: P-Lil - I got friction burns, love bites, sucker marks ... it's
a mess.
MegaLiz: I will never know...
cuthulu (cuthulu@rlabs.com) has joined channel #subgenius
UncleBear: I have a friend named Paranoid Mike. He's a pyrokinetic and
afraid of vampires
Friday-j: GGG - Please come back soon!
P-Lil: Friday: GIF?
Modemac: No control?
cuthulu: Greetings from Radar Labs 23, superaquatic realm of cuthulu.
Friday-j: Greating ancient Cuthulu!
lurch: howdy
Modemac: Cuthulu! Now I can take you up on that offer to blow you. I
can use a sawbuck.
P-Lil: Cuthulufish!
UncleBear grabs cuthulu and greets him with a bear hug
AAU: I don't know, it's only the lawsuits that I have a problem
with.. Of course everything they believe is utterly stupid, but all
religious beliefs are like that when you READ them.
cuthulu: i canna stay long. i'm on break from work.
Friday-j watches in horror as Cuthulu squashes like a jelly mold
AAU: When you ExPERIENCE them, that's a different matter...
Animegirl (~FoxxyBrow@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius
AAU: 'sok, 'sok.
Animegirl: yah!
AAU: ba dum dum dum, ba dum dum dum, ba dum dum.
Friday-j: P-Lil - Sorry, no GIF, It would reveal ... too much.
Animegirl: Deenk!
P-Lil: Cuthulu: Hey, got the FTP server going? Got some hot pages all
loaded up....
RevJack: Nuku Nuku...?
UncleBear bearhugs Animegirl into SUBmission
Friday-j: Animegirl!
Friday-j: Tentacle sex time!
P-Lil: Friday: Too much is... sigh, OK, whatever.
Animegirl: Uffda!
AAU: Uh, Im' no noel redding, am I?
Modemac: "Bob" damnit it, I just can't get this blasted video card to
work right.
AAU: AMCHOIYA!
Animegirl: Bloobleblooble!
Animegirl: You are Nipsy Russell, AAU.
lurch: shouldn'a blasted it
TheCharlie: Modemac... how many colors are you set to?
UncleBear demands more rum!
Friday-j: P-Lil - It's the way the sucker marks are WITH the rope burns
... the patterns ... the shapes ... the non-Euclidean angles ...
DCC timeout
AAU: OK, everybody, concentrate their Operating Thetan waves on
healing Modemac's appliance.
AAU: NIPSEY RUSSELL??? I thought we said NO MATCH GAME!
N_X_K: AG:If you ARE Nuku Nuku, you shouldn't worry...There's a ban on
anyone out of Earthlink
Friday-j: The Slack must FLOW into Modemac's computer
cuthulu: P-Lil: it's up
UncleBear: poot slack
AAU: OK, Meg, you're now Meredith Baxter-Birney.
Modemac: Charlie: I'm trying to figure that out.
Silver_Bowl I wanna be Gary Coleman
PeeKat (~Pkitty@voyager.cris.com) has joined channel #subgenius
UncleBear: I get to be Charles Nelson Reilly! Me! Me!
Friday-j: PeeKat!
N_X_K: PK
RevJack: HEY INDIAN BOY
cuthulu: Radar Labs has been having serious OS crashes lately that I
hope to remedy this week
Silver_Bowl hi peekat
P-Lil: Friday: What's wrong with non-Euclidean angles? I once designed
a geometry where the three points of a triangle are actually at the same
point.
Modemac: This is an offball card that nobody's ever heard of. Requires
some tweaking.
PeeKat: Jeez...my screen scrolled by while I was trying to read all the
names in here!
UncleBear gives everyone a bearhug
P-Lil: It's an utterly useless geometry unless you've been
frapping.... still.
RevJack: HEY INDIAN BOY what's shakin
AAU: If Lou was here, we'd make HIM Evan Dorkin.
Friday-j: P-Lil - Non-Euclidean angles wreak havoc on computers, though.
Animegirl: Maybe I will make it so's I am alright.
Animegirl is now known as Monkeypants
Monkeypants Heal my machine while you are at it.
Monkeypants has left channel #subgenius
RevNickie: I'm gonna flip between slack and subg
RevNickie: I'm all damn laggy here
UncleBear: hau hau hau
Friday-j: Nickie - If you come back and Stang's here, leave at once!
DCC timeout
P-Lil: Laggy on AnotherNet? GO FIGURE....
Friday-j: I keep getting DCC timeout messages.
AAU: You can be in both at once, you know..
Silver_Bowl iceknife is on irc
UncleBear is now known as CharlesNelsonReilly
TheCharlie: last week the record number of users was at 223 on Another.net.
Sunday it was 679
Friday-j: Poor Iceknife!
P-Lil: Friday: Huh? It takes a computer to make sense of most
non-Euclidean geometries...!
CharlesNels hau hau hau
AAU: Jeez.. IRC is damn overburdened, then..
RevJack: "ICEKNIFE is on IRC" - so says my box here
AAU is now known as ErnestBorgnine
Friday-j: P-Lil - not the ... other geometries.
TheCharlie: sorry.. that was dragon.another.net
CharlesNels Anybody seen Paul Lynde?
ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp17.lanminds.com) has joined channel #subgenius
Silver_Bowler is now known as Paul_Lynde
N_X_K: IK
ICEKNIFE: ohshuddap
ErnestBorgn Ah, there he is.
Friday-j: Here he is! Iceknife baby!
PeeKat: Ice!
ErnestBorgn We were all talking about you.
ICEKNIFE: no you weren't
Friday-j rubs up against Iceknife
CharlesNelsonReilly screws Paul Lynde with wild abandon
Paul_Lynde: damn ice they said you were dead
ICEKNIFE: name 27
Paul_Lynde: I cried for an hour
Rosebrit: and a few of us are hating your losing guts
ErnestBorgn Seriously, we were. No shit.
P-Lil: Friday: Well, yeah, but that's where the frappie comes into play.
cuthulu: On the spaceghost website, Moltar keeps a bong on his living
room table
Friday-j rubs up against Modemac too
Talysman (talysman@ppp-206-170-170-18.scrm01.pacbell.net) has joined
channel #subgenius
ICEKNIFE: okfinebye
Animegirl (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius
Signoff: Animegirl ()
ICEKNIFE has left channel #subgenius
RevJack: Heya Talysman
CharlesNels Hey Paul, how are Donny & Marie?
Paul_Lynde: heheh
ErnestBorgn Well, that's because Moltar is such a hippie dude.
Signoff: RevNickie (Read error to RevNickie[dal48.metronet.com]: Connection
reset by peer)
ErnestBorgn I haven't seen any new eps in months, man.. I love that show.
Friday-j: Damn! Lost our Ice - now how will we keep the drinks cold?
TheCharlie: far out man
Paul_Lynde is now known as Silver_Bowler
Talysman: hello, how's tricks?
CharlesNelsonReilly gives Ernest Bornine the rectal surprise!
cuthulu: well I gotta go
Friday-j: Is that like Spring Surprise?
PeeKat: Taking off already, Kev?
ErnestBorgn Woo hoo! Charles, you naughty boy you..
CharlesNelsonReilly is now known as UncleBear
cuthulu: I'll be able to come back about 12:30 a.m. CDT
Friday-j: Cuthulu - Sorry, come back again!
Animegirl (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius
ErnestBorgn I knew we'd get back to quoting Python eventually...
cuthulu: I have to get back to the radio station
Friday-j: Cuthulu - Check out #slack too
Silver_Bowl or like Crunchy frog
cuthulu: training a hippie chick who likes opera
Friday-j: Lark's Vomit anyone?
cuthulu: bye
Friday-j: Bye Cuthulu!
P-Lil: Cuthulu: OK, thanks for dropping in!
ErnestBorgn Larks' Tongues in Aspic, you ask me.
Signoff: cuthulu (Read error to cuthulu[rlabs.com]: Connection reset by peer)
ErnestBorgn Seeya.
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Animegirl: OH, there we go.
Animegirl: That's much worse.
N_X_K: There. That'll learn it.
ICEKNIFE: you all SUCK
ErnestBorgn OK, we stopped talking about you, ICeknife.
CTCP PING 842827801 from Talysman replied
PeeKat gives Iceknife a BIG HUG
ErnestBorgn I like opera if it's Orff or Wagner.
Friday-j: Iceknife - Worried you'll melt in my mouth, not in my hands?
Silver_Bowl grou hug for ICEKNIFE
Silver_Bowl group hug for ICEKNIFE
Friday-j: grope huge for ICEKNIFE
Talysman: Gruesome hug for ICEKNIFE
ICEKNIFE: fuck off, pigs
P-Lil: Ice: Aw, you just say that because we won't suck you.
ICEKNIFE: yup
PeeKat: GrowPubes for ICEKNIFE
UncleBear give Iceknife a gruesome bear hug
N_X_K: reIK
Friday-j: I'd rather fuck with pigs, thank you.
ICEKNIFE: true! 8|
TheCharlie: I like Klingon Opera
Friday-j: I like cling-on bras!
PeeKat: Oops...
Silver_Bowl I clip my butt hairs
ErnestBorgn Three feet is nothing to laugh at.
Silver_Bowl so i dont get klingons
Animegirl: I need a ping.
N_X_K: Group CHAiNSaW for ICEKNIFE
ErnestBorgn I like klingy nylon.
ErnestBorgn One second, animegirl.
P-Lil: Ice: I got one of those Oro-stimulators if you wanna borrow
it.... it's clean....
UncleBear: I TAUGHT opera to the Klingons
Silver_Bowl 3 secs
Agent_Wilco 3 seconds to Anime
Friday-j: Group snugs for everyone!
ICEKNIFE: 'sokay friday... I've always prefered gurls with REAL legs, not
thos plastic prosthetic things
ErnestBorgn Snurgs? How did they get here?
Animegirl: Play on then!
Animegirl: No more lags!
ErnestBorgn How do you do that /action thing?
Silver_Bowl or try THE BLACK THING(tm)!!!
P-Lil: HEY. What's so fucking wrong with STUMPS?!?
Friday-j: My legs were on fire - what else could I do?
N_X_K: EB:/me does this
Animegirl: Try the PANTS thing.
ErnestBorgnine pants
P-Lil tantalizingly licks Friday's stumps....
Animegirl: HI HI WILCO!
Agent_Wilco You'll PANT when you try he Black Thing (tm)
Animegirl: Now doesn't that feel better?
Friday-j: MOM! How could you? Do it AGAIN!
ErnestBorgnine buries his face in the lap of each person here
in turn.
Animegirl: Mommy NO!
Friday-j: Ernest - You're so sweet with those tickly eyebrows.
UncleBear: stop spinning the planet, man
Animegirl: Mommy YES!
MegaLiz: Do what?
ErnestBorgn Mommy! Mommy! Don't look at me!
MegaLiz: ACK
Silver_Bowl take out your fukin retainer next time Ernest
P-Lil: Ernest: Be careful, you might poke your eyes out.
Friday-j: Mother! Mother! Blood!
ErnestBorgn and put it in my purse?
Animegirl: Ernest, smell my fingers.
UncleBear: Blood is good
Friday-j: Ejaculating stumps!
Animegirl: Blood is pants.
ErnestBorgnine smells animegirl's fingers. They smell like..
victory.
Animegirl: BARNY IS LAMP!
ErnestBorgn Or chicken.
Friday-j: I thought they smelled like chicken.
UncleBear tosses RevJack like a wee caber
Animegirl: They kinda taste like chicken.
Animegirl: My fingers.
Talysman: OK, what's the sermon for tonight?
Silver_Bowl Today I saw a grown man pay 150 bucks for a Barney tattoo
ICEKNIFE doesn't kill people, BIG ROCKS kill people
P-Lil: Yes! Ejaculating Stumps! The *best* band ever!
ErnestBorgn Victory, chicken, same difference.
Animegirl: Joe Mamma kills people.
ErnestBorgn Iceknife, you did that last week.
RevJack is doing the astral travel thing
UncleBear gnaws on Iceknife's skull trying to find the tasty brains
Animegirl: This is true, Ernest.
ErnestBorgn Hey, what can anyone here tell me about ROOT BOY SLIM and the
SEX CHANGE BAND?
Friday-j prepares new sermon - Run, "Bob" Is Right Behind You!
lurch has left channel #subgenius
Silver_Bowl a big barney
P-Lil: "And that was Ejaculating Stumps, from their new album *Fisting
Without Fists*...."
Friday-j: Bye Lurch!
GeeCubed (~gggor@dialup-01-018.austin.io.com) has joined channel #Subgenius
ErnestBorgn I like what I've heard of Renaldo and the Loaf.
Animegirl: A grown man? A Barney Tattoo?
Animegirl: I hope it was on his member.
Friday-j: Uncle Bear - Don't bother, there's almost none in that skull.
Silver_Bowl i wanna know more more about rogaine
Animegirl: Meatloaf?
ErnestBorgn I've got more ideas for tattoos than I have money for them.
Friday-j: GGG! Preach to us! We'll preach back!
RevJack hums drowsily
Talysman: Girdon!
P-Lil: Ernest: The sex change band is very painful until your dick
falls off. Otherwise it's just like losing your umbilical cord.
PeeKat: I miss lag...
P-Lil: Crotch navels!
Animegirl: I'd like to know more about reusable menstrual pads.
ErnestBorgn AAARGH.. MEAT FUCKING LOAF. EVIL. VIETNAM WAR CRIMINAL.
UncleBear look like Meatloaf
Silver_Bowl thats why I work in a shop
P-Lil: Crotch navels!
Animegirl: And leather crafting.
Friday-j: Ernest - You could get a "Bob" tattoo all over your face
Talysman: I meand "GORDON~"
Animegirl: WallCUNT!
GeeCubed: wow I'm back what a rush that was
Silver_Bowl much easier than payin for em
RevJack scratches his nuts, what the fuck
ErnestBorgn Leather navels?
Animegirl: Leather nasals?
Animegirl: That's naughty!
Friday-j: Naval manuevers?
ErnestBorgn No face tattoos. I was going to get two eyes tatooed on my ass.
UncleBear hands GGG a luger and points to Iceknife
Friday-j: Ernest - How about a FACE on each FOOT!
Silver_Bowl get a tattoo of Tatu
ErnestBorgnine is now known as HaroldMorris
GeeCubed: PREACH WHAT'S THE POINT OF PREACHING, LOOK AT YOU ALL TALKIN'
AND SIGNIFYIN' LIKE A BUNCHA MONKEY MEN
Friday-j: We need to FEEL in here, not TALK!
HaroldMorri Foots never interested me that much anyway.
P-Lil: Herve Villachez died for your sins, Iceknife!
ICEKNIFE: points to an AI... yeah, an omnidirectional gun... sure,
winky.... yoobet
GeeCubed: I HAVEN'T HEARD BOB'S NAME PREACHED OR PRAISED FOR LO THESE
MANY MOONS!
HaroldMorri although maybe I'd get a DNA tatoo there.
Signoff: Ackme (together.vt.us.another.net sunrise.ca.us.another.net)
RevJack: Harold - get two "B"s tattooed on your ass, then you can spell
"BOB" when you moon
HaroldMorri SPLIT? SPLIT?
Friday-j: GGG - I didn't moon that often, did I?
Talysman: I am at least seven monkeymen myself, GGGor!
Agent_Wilco Not *quite* the last
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TheCharlie: yeah, but it might be mistaken for "Boob" when he farts..
Friday-j: Iceknife - Might be a HERF gun.
Talysman: DO YOU NOT BELIEVE IN SIMIAN SALVATION?
HaroldMorris is now known as Dave
Agent_Wilco brb
sunrise.ca.us.another.net has set the topic on channel #subgenius to
Sinister Footwear Get yet Sinister Footwear!!! (MegaLiz)
P-Lil: Gordon: I'm in that post-Dobssian-mortality phase. After the
rush of killing "Bob" wears off I'll start praising him again.
Dave is now known as AAU
AAU: So much for simplicity.
Friday-j: Do you believe that the APRE in you is better than the HUMAN
outside?
Friday-j: I mean the APE
ICEKNIFE: NERF?
GeeCubed: No you don't understand it's m on either cheek so it spells MOM
one way and WOW the other and take them together they spell MWOWM a little
word that meaNS THE world to me!!!
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Friday-j: NERF gun is a HERF gun in disguise
P-Lil: Crunchy human outside, chewy ape inside!
AAU: I think that the HUMAN in me is better than the APE outside.
N_X_K: Why use a gun when you can use a lovely little CHAiNSAW
Signoff: control ()
RevJack: Control, Voice of World?
Friday-j: Why not just saw a chain?
P-Lil: Mmm... those Grandma Face granola bars hit the spot!
Talysman: I believe that the APRE-SOUL and the BEFORE-SOUL *both* are
better than the Human soul.
AAU: It's a KAOS plot.
UncleBear: Native Americans beleive bears were the first people
Friday-j: Apree-Soul, the new alien snack. It's wafer-thin!
ICEKNIFE: NENTAL IFE YOU LUV ME BAYBEEEEE
UncleBear: The bred with them and became were-bears
GeeCubed: and deliciously chocolate coated
AAU is now known as BBQ
Friday-j: The Next Voice You Hear will be "Bob"!
BBQ is now known as BBQ_Skin
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N_X_K: Bear:Maybe they meant the Yeti. Naaah
CTCP SOUND bobuncut.wav from Silver_Bowler replied
control: This is sucking.
Friday-j: Control - So get in and start tonguing!
Talysman: Friday: starring Nancy Regan?
GeeCubed: you sdound wounded
UncleBear: The last of the lost bear people roam today as the sasquatch
BBQ_Skin: Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
Friday-j: Talysman - Two points!
control innoculates the test subjects.
Friday-j kisses Talysman
UncleBear: Yes, the Native Americans KNEW of the yeti
BBQ_Skin moves his lips rhythmically in a vigorous circular motion.
Talysman slips Friday three tongues.
Signoff: Animegirl (Write error to Animegirl[144.92.209.132], closing link)
Friday-j: UncleBear - Knew in the Biblical sense?
control: Good.
UncleBear: I am half Native American
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control is now known as Animegirl
CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied
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BBQ_Skin: Smelly tongues looked just as they felt.
GeeCubed: That's KNEW in the Biblical sense of the word I presume unca Bee
Friday-j shows Talysman her amanzing clapping labia
Animegirl: IT IS I!
Silver_Bowl bye all
Animegirl: YAY!
UncleBear: I am half Scottish
Silver_Bowler has left channel #subgenius
Friday-j: Bye Silver!
BBQ_Skin: CLAP! CLAP!
RevJack: PeeKat is an indian, so I heard anyways
UncleBear: I am ALL YETI
Friday-j: Hello Anime!
Talysman shows Friday his castineticals.
UncleBear: I praise "Bob although he had no hand in this.
BBQ_Skin: I am an entity.
Friday-j: There's a Sasquatch in the squash patch
GeeCubed: Friday: You made them whistle when you showed me...what a
multilabial talent you are!
P-Lil: Oh jeez, not another Scot. Does this mean we hafta talk about
sheep-fucking again?
Modemac has to logout for a while and try to re-install this
video software.
Signoff: PeeKat (Remote Kill by NickServ (Ghost kill request by PeeKat_))
UncleBear: But I KNOW where "Bob's" hand has been!
Signoff: Modemac (Leaving)
BBQ_Skin: I'm trying to teach my dworkin to whistle.
Friday-j: GGG - Years of trainign under "Bob". And on top of "Bob". And
standing up with "Bob".
N_X_K is 23.1% Yeti by volume
ICEKNIFE: Where are the good, cool, NEETO people that I LIKE?
P-Lil: BBQ: You're never going to get it to whistle if it keeps
drooling like that!
TheCharlie: no sheep fucking. Especially not *MY* girlfriend.
GeeCubed: Ah yess Fri those were the goodle daze
Talysman: "Bob"'s hand is the "Invisible hand" of Adam Smith...
BBQ_Skin: They're on #K-rad.
Friday-j: Goodle goodle goodle!
Animegirl can fly using only her labia.
Animegirl: I am half.
Animegirl: ACK!
Animegirl: Get thee behind me evil Lag Demons!
Animegirl has left channel #subgenius
Talysman: ... directing the market behind the scenes for CHEAP PORN.
UncleBear: I only fuck other bears
BBQ_Skin: No wonder all that "invisible hand" shit makes no sense whatsoever.
Friday-j: "Bob"'s hand pinches you on one cheek as it lifts the wallet
from your pocket.
BBQ_Skin: It's all "Bob"'s fault.
Animegirl (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius
UncleBear: The Great Spirit got pissed at the Bear People for breeding
with humans
P-Lil: CHEAP PORN!
GeeCubed: Bob's hand is the hand you never feel but it feels you!!!
UncleBear: And turned them all into animals
BBQ_Skin: O Henrietta....
P-Lil: Praise CHEAP PORN!
Friday-j: "Bob"'s hand can clap on both sides at the same time!
BBQ_Skin: Praise FREE PORN!
UncleBear: And this is where bears come from
Talysman: Praise GREAT SPIRIT-1!
UncleBear: This continent once had more bears than people
BBQ_Skin: Praise FUCK!
P-Lil: OK, let's see how many people can list FROM MEMORY all the porn
flicks "Bob" starred in.
N_X_K: Praise pr0n in general
UncleBear: It is the TRUE yeti homeland
Animegirl: Wasm
Talysman: PRAISE THE PRONG!
Friday-j: It is the hand that moves and is moved; and the Church is the
dirt under "Bob"'s fingernails, beliveing that they control the hand.
BBQ_Skin: Admiral Viceroy and the Tittie Twisters II
UncleBear: So I want the US gov'ment to give ME a subsidy for taking my land
P-Lil: Pron? Haven't heard that term used in ages....
Animegirl: Didn't "Bob" train Ron Jeremy?
GeeCubed: The best porn is cheep... or better yet free...visit
http;//www.clit.cock.jiz.dump.html
N_X_K: Lil:Numbers do not go that high
TheCharlie: speaking of bears and the woods, I'll be back.
PeeKat (~Pkitty@voyager.cris.com) has joined channel #subgenius
N_X_K: rePK
PeeKat: FINALLY. Fuck
Animegirl: PEEKAT!
Friday-j: PK!
PeeKat: You guys have NO IDEA what I just went thru....jeez.
TheCharlie: peek at what?
Animegirl: This is lagged in a nasty dirty way.
PeeKat: I hate IRC...
BBQ_Skin: PKD! ah.. well..
UncleBear grabs GGG and gives him a "Bob" right on the mouth
Friday-j: Ohhhh dirty dirty ...
PeeKat: HATE HATE HATE IRC
Animegirl: Spanky spanky!
P-Lil: Anime: No, but he did do stand-ins for him. Ron's a wuss, can't
stand a bit of shit on his dick.
Friday-j: UncleBear - Put on a condom first!
Talysman: Pk@!
GeeCubed: hey quit molesting me in purplr typeface Bear!!!
ICEKNIFE: PEEKRAP! FIX ROSE'S AUTO-OPS! OR I FUCKING EAT YOUR UGLY
SHRIVELED LITTLE BALL!
N_X_K: PK:Eh? Wha happa?
TheCharlie: spanky? er.. I don't have to leave *just* yet..
P-Lil: Anime: He can't stand his shit on other's dicks for that matter
either.
PeeKat: Ice: Huh?
UncleBear slaps a body condom over Friday's head
Friday-j: UncleBear - Oooh, it's so tight - THANKS!
Animegirl: Only "Bob" can match Ron's wit and wisdom.
BBQ_Skin: I just happen to have this jar of mucus sittin ghere...
PeeKat: Ice: Dude, 'sisrose' is on the opslist
Talysman: a BOBBY CONDOM!?!?! nGaak!
Friday-j thinks that Ron Jeremy is part-Yeti.
GeeCubed: wit and wisdom and shit and jissom
ICEKNIFE: Thanks PK
PeeKat: Just windows and stuff and servers and other IRC stuff...
P-Lil: PeeKat: OK, then how about ME, huh?!?
Friday-j: Talysman - Bobby condoms repel Bobbies - cool huh?
PeeKat: Ice: Nonono...it ALREADY WAS on the list!
Animegirl: When Ron gets erect, Ron gets sex.
UncleBear: Friday: you will now be smeared with KY and inserted in "Bob's"
rectii
Friday-j: UncleBear - I already did that. Can't I go in Connie's? It's
bigger.
PeeKat: PLIL: are you registered?
N_X_K: AG:What wit and wisdom? All he does is babble. Killed another
of those babbling little shits this morning in fact.
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Friday-j: RevUni!
PeeKat: UNIcoRN!
RevUni: Helloo :)
Animegirl: UNI!
ICEKNIFE: DOLLFACE!
Animegirl: Bottomtoucher!
BBQ_Skin: Wheegornva!
RevUni: HI!
UncleBear: Friday- You can go up whoever's rectum you desire, for you have
SLACK
P-Lil: PeeKat: Yeppers. There is, was, and ever shall be only ONE P-Lil.
Friday-j: Oh, that hot rectum of "Connie" wrapped around my knees ...
paradise.
N_X_K: Uni
ICEKNIFE slaps Animegirl around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
GeeCubed: Friday if you slide into Connie, see if my Bultaco Matisse
Motorcycly is still parked in there!
Animegirl innocuates ICEKNIFE
Friday-j: Of course, that's when I go in headfirst.
Agent_Wilco Oye uni!
Animegirl: Neener Neener!
Friday-j: GGG - I think I saw that in Lou a few weeks ago.
RevUni: hey Wheez. ;)
Animegirl: WILCO!
GeeCubed: I knew it was parked in some stinky hole or the other
P-Lil: Me go ungh, rubber go ungh, squaw go pow.
Agent_Wilco Yeah, I'm here
Agent_Wilco kinda
Friday-j: It's time for the squid-slapping dance!
Rosebrit: UNI!
UncleBear: where'd I put the fucking mace...
Animegirl: You didn't say hi to me.
Animegirl: You will feel the wrath of BONGZILLA!
Friday-j: Hi AnimeGirl!
Talysman begins dancing lickitysquid.
Agent_Wilco Oh, HI ANIME!
Rosebrit: ya'll gotta go see Uni's picture on subsite. she's adorable
UncleBear: Rubber innertube? I never even kissed her?
BBQ_Skin: OK, I need somebody to squeeze my dick with the crease behind
their right knee.
P-Lil: Anime: Me first!
Animegirl: DEENK!
BBQ_Skin: bon Lozaga?
PeeKat: Lil: Shit, I can't...only golFUR or Devolver can.
RevUni: <grin>
ICEKNIFE slaps GeeCubed around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
RevUni: damn proud of it to, thank yew Rose. :)
Friday-j: BBQ - Frottage? At your age?
Agent_Wilco Uni: Is it the new pic?
PeeKat: Uni: That's the one witht he long hair, right?
Agent_Wilco or the old one
GeeCubed: will whoever it is that put their extra dicks in Connie's panty
drawer please retrieve them
Animegirl passes BONGZILLA to P-Lil
RevUni: yep...pigtails and all. ;)
BBQ_Skin: Frottage? I don't know frottage from wattage, but I Know What
I Like.
ICEKNIFE: frottage... french cheese rubbing sex...
P-Lil: PeeKat: *shrug* No bigger.
Agent_Wilco Creamo wants a nudie
Animegirl: MMMM, Fromage.
N_X_K: PK:Devolver is gone for about nine months, I hear...
P-Lil gets her face zapped by Bongzilla's radioactive breath
PeeKat: Don't use the P word...:)
Friday-j: GGG - I'm pretty sure I already retrieved all of mine.
Animegirl: Devolver was horny with a chick.
RevUni: tell Creamo i said "uhhhh, NO."
PeeKat: NSK: Why?
P-Lil: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
RevUni: PK: :P
Agent_Wilco He'll pay...!
GeeCubed: oh how foolish of me, these are my DICKS
Animegirl: Deenk!
Friday-j watches in horror as Bogzilla tries on the Moon Pants
Animegirl: I have the toddler pouch!
Friday-j: GGG - Couldn't you tell by the HEFT of them?
Animegirl: I am the coolest!
GeeCubed: HEY THOSE ARE stang's mOONPANTS DAMMIT, PUT THEMN DOWN
ICEKNIFE slaps Animegirl around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
RevUni: Anime: nuh-uh.
ICEKNIFE slaps Animegirl around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
PeeKat: Uni: If you change your mind, I want a CC:! :)
ICEKNIFE slaps Animegirl around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
BBQ_Skin: Maybe I should try carrying my bookbag in my foreskin...
Animegirl does a jig in her toddler pouch-ed moonpants.
Friday-j: GGG - Don't look at me, I'm not touching Stang'
RevUni: hehehehe
Animegirl: ha ha ha ah!
Talysman: BBQ, do you have a prehensile foreskin?
Friday-j: Stang's moonpants I mean - have you seen what's GROWING on the
inside?
Animegirl: Well, Friday, you are so classy, you probably get out of the
shower to pee.
GeeCubed: BBQ why not just insert it in your rectum and position it for
the optimum center of gravity!
dad (mtownsend@pool011.Max13.Boston.MA.DYNIP.ALTER.NET) has joined channel
#subgenius
BBQ_Skin: I.. wait.. HEY! SOMEONE STOLE MY DAMN FORESKIN!
UncleBear: Where is Stagolina anyhoo?
Friday-j: AnimeGirl - Actually I love peeing in the shower - it's so warm
and friendsly and AROMATIC.
dad: what's with the ops?
Animegirl: Friday - Aromatherapy?
N_X_K: dad:Eh?
dad: I thought we didn't need no ops on this net
GeeCubed: Friday: same stuff that grows on Byron Werner's shower curtain
a protein feeding metafungus
Friday-j: AnimeGirl - Marking my territory.
UncleBear grips Dad in a devestating bearhug by way of greeting
BBQ_Skin: GGG: That's what I was thinking, except maybe I'd try a
rapelling hookup.
Friday-j: GGG - Yes, and a direct descendant of the killer carpet in 'The
Creeping Terror'!~
dad: Hey Bear
dad: let go~!
BBQ_Skin: My feet are fine now, BTW.
TheCharlie is now known as TheCharli
PeeKat: Dad: Ice just likes to give out ops
P-Lil: Ugh, I need a bit more height here. Uno momento.
BBQ_Skin: Ah! Does that mean there are frat boys hiding in it?
BBQ_Skin: The pools of vomit were bad enough...
GeeCubed: where there are frat boys there are generally pools of vomit BBQ
N_X_K: dad:Err...kicks/bans still aren't controlled(or the topic), so
there's still a need for them, more or less
dad: ok
BBQ_Skin: GGG: You missed my joke earlier.
Friday-j: Meg changed the topic once.
dad: so what about these vomit pools, huh
BBQ_Skin: Anyone want me to tell my joke again?
PeeKat: Dad: What ISP do you use?
Friday-j: BBQ - NO!
ICEKNIFE has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Sinister Footwear Get
yer Sinister Footwear!!!
dad: PK: Earthlink
Talysman: woah, I missed something somewhere... how did "the Creeping
Terror" come up?
BBQ_Skin: Too bad, Friday. OK, how many frat boys does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
N_X_K has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Your pain has been noted.
Grab a squid and shut up
PeeKat: Earthlink! I KNEW it!
ICEKNIFE has to fix EVERYTHING around here...
BBQ_Skin: By comparison to mold, Talysman.
Friday-j: Talysman - Discussing the fungus among us, growing in Stang's
Moon Pants
PeeKat: N_X_K! look!
ICEKNIFE slaps N_X_K around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE
SQUID!!!
N_X_K: PK:I checked.
BBQ_Skin: Frat boys don't screw in light bulbs. Frat boys screw in pools
of vomit.
PeeKat: SEE?
PeeKat: SEE SEE SEE?!?
Friday-j looks adoringly at Iceknife's manly silhouette
GeeCubed: Stang's moonpants were nasty enough when he got them from Joe
PeeKat: SEE WHAT I MEAN?
dad: see shat
RevJack: Dad's address doesn't contain *earthlink
GeeCubed: WHART ARE WE LOOKING AT PEEKITTY?????
Friday-j: GGG - Yeah, but he's been horny up against a LOT of chicks
since then, and those sperm are just mutating in the heat.
dad: what?
P-Lil: Shat, the past perfect form of the verb "to shit".
dad: it does
Friday-j: GGG - Does this text look different to you?
TheCharli is now known as RevChucki
GeeCubed: gah what a thought mutating stangsperms...sounds like a new
Crichton book
P-Lil: But since most people don't know that you can say "shat" all
you want on the air!
dad: is it true that earthlink is run by scientologists?
control (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius
GeeCubed: No friday it looks the same
control: Ack!
RevJack: Dad, I have you as
"mtownsent@pool011.Max13.Boston.MA.DYNIP.ALTER.NET"
Talysman: scittan: ich scitte
RevUni: are yew toxic? heh
control is now known as Animegirl2
BBQ_Skin: Where's siegfried?
RevChucki is now known as TheCharlie
Friday-j: GGG - "Jurassic Park 2" - The scientists return to the island
and find that Stang has FUCKED all the dinosaurs
Animegirl2: It's me again!
PeeKat: Just see...that's all...
dad: weird address...
Animegirl2: IRC Demons will not keep me off!
BBQ_Skin: Nor Jinn.
GeeCubed: right and the dinoraptors are all growing long hair and wearing
glasses
Friday-j: GGG - And all the dinosaurs had Stangosaur babies
RevJack: Dad - don;t be coy you hacker you
ICEKNIFE has a picture of a young stang with a semi-nude janet
jackson...
RevUni: LOL
Talysman: I want the IRC demons to beat me off.
GeeCubed: send it ice send it pleeze
BBQ_Skin: Dad is a haqr G0D.
Friday-j: GGG - Fortunately Jeff Goldblum lures them into the electric
fenges with a bale of 'frop
RevUni: i want to SEE that! hehe
Signoff: Animegirl (Read error to Animegirl[144.92.209.132]: Connection
reset by peer)
Talysman: ... and then I want to herd dinosaurs through the streets.
Friday-j wants to see that picture!
N_X_K: Friday:He wouldn't bother with Jurassic Park. Feh. You should
see the Nameless One's collection up i Tibet...
GeeCubed: all except for that tyrannostangus erectus
dad: yeah, watch me hack up this big ball of phlegm
P-Lil: Ice: Ha! Doubt it. It took YEARS for Stang to start looking
good enough to be with someone else, let alone Janet.
UncleBear has left channel #subgenius
BBQ_Skin: I've got a dinosaur on a stick. It was left over from an old
"Doctor Who" episode.
Talysman: BBQ: a pogosaurus?
Friday-j: P-Lil - I think someone else married Stang because she could
see how he would improve with age.
SubStang1 (torque@s20.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius
Friday-j: Hey, that's not Stang is it?
SubStang1 has left channel #subgenius
Talysman: speak of the de... err.
BBQ_Skin: Oh. Why the hollyberry address?
UncleBear (torque@s20.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius
RevJack: In 'n Out kinda guy that Stang
Friday-j: Thought not.
Talysman: wrong address...
ICEKNIFE: yes. Let us SPEAK of the der.
dad: well, Stang's quite a haqr too:
torque@s20.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com
BBQ_Skin: The old in-out, in-out.
Friday-j: Not a Stang, but a SubStang - a clone!
N_X_K: OK, that should take care of it.
GeeCubed: then there's that teevee comedy "I Married Stang"
BBQ_Skin: With Melissa Joan Hart?
Friday-j: GGG - That's a comedy? I thought it was one of those gory PBS
documentaries!
P-Lil: Friday: Good point. I still think he's going to look like the
preacher from *Poltergeist II* when he gets older.
RevJack: NXK - what are you trying to do there?
UncleBear: I thought it was "I Married a Pinkboy" ?
P-Lil: Poultrygeist II.
N_X_K kicks himself in the head for setting the same mode twice
BBQ_Skin: CHOMP.
dad: Jesus Explains It All
GeeCubed: depends on your sense of humah Friday
Friday-j: P-Lil - Ah yes, but Julian Beck was dying of cancer at the
time, so I hope it doesn't take such extreme measures.
ICEKNIFE: I did kinda wonder what that wuz about...
Silver_Bowler (rfrguy@RAS15.INTEROZ.COM) has joined channel #subgenius
RevJack: NXK - what are you trying to do there? What's up with that?
BBQ_Skin: Julian Cope?
Friday-j: GGG - I always laughed when the killer whale chucked the sea
lion around.
N_X_K: What in hell..?!
Signoff: Animegirl2 ()
PeeKat: For some weird reason, he don't want the evil ones watching us
on the channel....
GeeCubed: Plil: what do you mean 'when he gets older"????
RevUni: yo Silver!
BBQ_Skin: I don't know, but I really hated "Who is killing the great
chefs of Europe".
UncleBear: My fave is when the leopard runs up and bites the gazelle in
the ass
Talysman: hell, let the evil ones come! again and again!
N_X_K: Jack:Banning Martyr...Unless you can vouch for him
BBQ_Skin: My favorite is "The Dangerous Sea".
P-Lil: Gordon: I know, it's hard to imagine Stang getting old, the
little bratty runt....
Friday-j: P-Lil - Remember, in two years Stang regenerates on the
saucers, like Doctor Who!
Silver_Bowl hi uni
GeeCubed: I thought it was Julian Beck who sprang up and bit Stang on the
arse
Friday-j: Evil comes! Good!\
UncleBear: I bit Beck in the ass. Loser.
TheCharlie is now known as ChasAway
P-Lil: Friday: Ooh, is that the new George Romero movie?
Friday-j: GGG - Have you seen Julian Beck's TEETH? Stang wouldn't have
no ass left!
BBQ_Skin: I never figured out the difference between Beck and Jeff Beck.
PeeKat: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MARTYR WATCHING US? Sorry...I don't get it...
BBQ_Skin: And Beck's.
dad: one can play guitar
P-Lil: BBQ: There's one big difference--Jeff Beck can play the guitar.
UncleBear: One used to have talent, the other never did
P-Lil: Dad: Great minds go in circles.
Friday-j: One is dead.
Talysman: what did Martyr say? or do?
dad: lil, beatya
RevJack listened to "wired" the other night
GeeCubed: I have Julian Becks teeth varnished and mounted on a hardwood
base I use them to scrape the mud off my shoes!
P-Lil: Dad: Is this a race?
dad: I'm a negro
Friday-j: GGG - Awww, isn't that special!
Talysman bought his first issue of Wired yesterday. what's the
big deal?
BBQ_Skin: The first time I heard that "loser" song, I was disappointed
because I thought Jeff Beck was good.
P-Lil: Dad: You WISH.
Friday-j: I'm a Yetisinner.
BBQ_Skin: Dad: So is Jermaine.
BBQ_Skin: I'm a potentially benign entity.
P-Lil: Ain't that special.
UncleBear is oiling his chainsaw in preparation
Friday-j: I'm a knee-grow.
GeeCubed: BBQ that wasn't Jeff Beck that was Julian...you really can't
tell them apart can you??
dad: all these mode changes are making me tipsy
PeeKat: Rose: I think you've gotta use the 'sisrose' nick to keep ops!
Talysman: did the server just de-op a bunch of people? by itself?
P-Lil: Toe! Knee! Toe! Knee! Toe! Knee!
Friday-j: I think it did.
PeeKat: Yup...it does that.
BBQ_Skin: Yes indeedy.
ChasAway is now known as TheCharlie
RevUni: hey hey...dont dis on Beck!
PeeKat: Cool, huh?
Rosebrit: I came on as that right off, but the nick was screwed up so I
changed it
PeeKat: Beck is VERY cool...
P-Lil: Talysman: It's designed to do that. This is a very fascist
network. "For The Common Good!"
GeeCubed: Beck WAS very cool
PeeKat: ROSE: If you change to sisrose, then do an in-out, you'll be
opped I betcha
N_X_K wonders what the hell is wrong with ChanServ...
UncleBear: DOES Beck have the YETI gene?
ICEKNIFE: well g3? like it?
TheCharlie: the server is being rewritten. They've found that ops and
banning have been massively abused, sothey're rewriting everything.
PeeKat: Beck has the Yeti gene
Talysman: I warned you! check out their webpage...
Friday-j: Let's dig up Beck and ask about his GENES!
BBQ_Skin: Sigh.. I'm still trying to figure out Tony Levin the stick
player vs. Tony Levin the drummer...
RevUni: yep he does.
dad: Beck's a doper
PeeKat: He's making cool, weird music and getting paid a LOT for it.
RevUni: but hes a CUTE doper.
Friday-j: I could never tell Ingrid Bergman and Ingmar Bergman apart.
PeeKat: Yeah, and he's cute
RevUni: <Grin>
dad: he's real cute too
BBQ_Skin: Yeah, well, give me Mr. Bungle any day of the week.
RevUni: PK and I have the same taste in men. ;_
P-Lil: Hey, right now I'm not lagged. That's the virtue. Now if only I
could change the friggin' topic.
PeeKat: SEE!
RevUni: :)
Talysman: let's ask Beck about Mr. Green Genes.
PeeKat: See, Uni? LOTSA people like Bungle!
UncleBear: Friday: One was fuckable, the other was a director
BBQ_Skin: Ralph Reed's cute too. I don't see what difference that makes.
GeeCubed: ICE: foflmao
PeeKat: Merry Xmas. :)
Friday-j: UncleBear - You can fuck directors. How else do actors get jobs?
RevUni: yep! I see that.
P-Lil: I prefer listening to Praxis. John Zorn and Bootsie Collins on
the SAME record.
RevUni: i dont LIKE them. I fucking WORSHIP them.
Rosebrit: Bootzilla!
BBQ_Skin: Yeah, I've been meaning to look out for that.
PeeKat: Yeah, but you're sick.
N_X_K has left channel #SubGenius
BBQ_Skin: If it's worth anything I think Bungle's the best band of the
last decade.
UncleBear: Friday: Point!
N_X_K (emegas@ppp8.interline.net) has joined channel #SubGenius
PeeKat: The rest of us LIKE them...some LOVE them....but you're there
to make us look sane. :-)
Talysman: Elivs has just left #building.
Friday-j: Elves have just left #santa
P-Lil: U.sik.phuq
ICEKNIFE: Yeah, he kinda reminded me of stang...
Talysman: Elvis.
PeeKat: Hehehe...
Talysman: dammit.
RevUni: :)
BBQ_Skin: I save strong terms like "worship" for womens' ears.
BBQ_Skin: Elvis and his boss.
UncleBear: Those are his footprints right here
Friday-j: WHoreship of women!
RevUni: LOL friday
UncleBear: there
PeeKat: I save terms like 'warship' for naval maneuvers
CTCP SOUND eleft.wav from ICEKNIFE replied
GeeCubed: or bill gates even but bill gates reminds me of stangky too
Talysman: Elvis and Santa: lesbian lovers.
BBQ_Skin: Elvis is not only an anagram of "lives", but an anagram of "evils".
Signoff: Silver_Bowler (A hot date with your mom)
N_X_K: PK:What's with ChanServ?
BBQ_Skin: Santa Dog's a jesus fetus.
PeeKat: Whatcha mean?
dad: has no presents
PeeKat: NXK Isn't it working?
GeeCubed: first bad punster doesn't stand a chance
P-Lil: Talysman: Yeah, and they both got KNOCKERS that'll knock your
skull clean off.
RevUni will BRB
Rosebrit: in the future
BBQ_Skin: in the future.
lorelie (jviken@dial4.phonet.com) has joined channel #subgenius
ICEKNIFE: Who needs the ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING wav?
BBQ_Skin: Not me, I've got the CD.
P-Lil: SatanGod aborted JesusFetus.
UncleBear: This way, ice!
PeeKat: 'You know what, Stuart? I like you...'
Rosebrit: Scraping Feotus
Talysman: Ice, I'll take it!
GeeCubed: mee too icey one
BBQ_Skin: But if you have a confinement loaf explanation wav, I could use
it..
Friday-j: I'd like the LEGUME RULES .wav, please.
DynaSoar (dmcclain@muselab-gw.runet.edu) has joined channel #subgenius
Talysman: is it from the Zappa song?
N_X_K: PK:Hmm...Nevermind, it's fixed
PeeKat: DYNAMAN!
Friday-j: Dyna!
DynaSoar: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEETS
GeeCubed: hey doktor dyno
-TheCharlie- DCC Send crapbigr.wav (204.141.117.96)
DCC SEND request from TheCharlie (crapbigr.wav 33742 bytes)
BBQ_Skin: Dy-no-mite!
dad: Dyna, sore?
P-Lil: Rose: Good first album, Foetus did.
PeeKat: DYNAMITE!
DynaSoar: hot DAMN it's hard to get on.
PeeKat: Dyna Mite
Talysman: Electrowoman and Dynaman?
P-Lil: Cheez-its! It's the COPS!
BBQ_Skin: You too, eh? It didn't even recognize another.net for 20 mins
for me.
PeeKat: No shit...took me forever
DynaSoar: Hia all
GeeCubed: even harder to get OFF nowaday Dyna
Friday-j: DynaSoar - I had no problem getting on. What's up?
BBQ_Skin: Here, want a bun?
P-Lil: Wait. *I* am a cop.
dad: took me 15 secs
DynaSoar: Taly! Long time.
Talysman: howdy, Doctor Dy.
ICEKNIFE: Dennis, you old carbuncle!
RevJack: Hey Dyna
PeeKat: Noooo! Not the choke hold!
DynaSoar: anotrher.net was FULL Friday
Friday-j wonders if Stang will ever show up so I can leave
UncleBear: Electrawoman was palyed by Dierdre Hall, who now plays CON dupe
Marlena Evans on Day of Our Lives
TheCharlie: not for us, Dyna..
DynaSoar: ICEY *kissies*
BBQ_Skin: Doctor D. I am the driver of an underground train...
dad: Stang always shows fashionably late
Friday-j: DynaaSoar - So much for that "another.net is groovy" theory
Talysman: oops. sorry, Ice...
P-Lil: Bear: Yeah, and she forsook the sacred spandex.
PeeKat: Fuckall...another.net IS groovy!
Talysman: ... I just screwed up the transfer...
dad: groovalicious
BBQ_Skin: Well, it still beats Undernet, if yerz ask me.
DynaSoar: Friday: It's just too damn SMALL
PeeKat: It shall grow...
Rosebrit: make it grow Peekat!
DynaSoar: BBQ< what train, where?
GeeCubed: but Friday, Dyna...before all these motormouths logged on,
around eight pee emmma it was easly cheezy getting on
Friday-j: Well, where is subgenius.net? Huh? Huh? What are all my
donations going to if not THAT?
PeeKat pees on AnotherNet to make it grow
dad: Friday: right!
BBQ_Skin: I could drive my train to hell and not a soul would know.
DynaSoar: G3! ya old rambunctious fart bucket
PeeKat: Yeah! I want my SuBgeniusNet
Friday-j: BBQ - You'd be driving in circles. Or IRCles.
lorelie has left channel #subgenius
GeeCubed: Friday: your donations are going into the StangSwissFund
dad: I can't believe Stang hasn't set up his own server yet
Signoff: N_X_K (Read error to N_X_K[ppp8.interline.net]: Connection reset
by peer)
PeeKat: Let's yell at him!
BBQ_Skin: A triangle. A biangle. LIKE A CIRCLE, BABY!
ICEKNIFE: AOL is courting him for that...
Friday-j: GGG - No they aren't - I tapped that. Empty as a dead whore's
pussy.
GeeCubed: that's genteel rambunctious old fart bucket
ICEKNIFE: <SIGH>
RevUni: hehehe
RevUni: AOL? nasty.
dad: what does AOL want?
Talysman: errr... it takes at least a T3 to set up a server and connect
with a net...
dad: just his fucking SOUL
UncleBear: AOL will be his ultimate downfall into pinkness
PeeKat: Control of the world
DynaSoar: LIKE A CIRCLE , COMIN' ROUND YOUR HOSUE
PeeKat: T3s are cheap
Friday-j: AOL wants to be "hip" and thinks Stang can do it, along with
Traci Lords the BITCH!
dad: my hosue is ripped
PeeKat: Traci Lords is not hip.
DynaSoar: TRIANGLE, BIANGLE, NO ANGLE< BABEEEEEEEEEE
P-Lil: Talysman: A T1 will suffice. Hell, if you're a yellow red
bastard you could even use a damn ISDN line.
Friday-j: thee's a dog in my hosue - must blow it out.
dad: Traci Lords has nice hips though
TheCharlie: Traci Lords is too old for me
UncleBear: I'm SURE Trice will add to their family-oriented image and
content nicely
BBQ_Skin: Yeah! All hail Larry Fischer!
GeeCubed: VERILY FOR IVAN HATH SITTETH IN THE SEAT OF THE SCORNFUL AND
SUPPED WITH THE EVIL ONES
RevUni: hehehe Linnea Quigley, tho. Now SHE's fucking COOL.
DynaSoar: YES WIL MAN FISHER
PeeKat: Who?
DynaSoar: er, WILD
Friday-j: GGG - So let's spank him until he PUKES!
Talysman: WILD MAN! er, man, this is werid.
UncleBear: He told me he was courting the MICROSFT NETWORK as well
Talysman: weird. grr.
BBQ_Skin: An Evening with Wild Man Fischer is one of the five best albums
of the last 25 years.
ICEKNIFE ALERT! TRACY LORDS REAL NAME IS NORA, OR NORMA...
SOMEONE LOOK IT UP SO WE CAN TEASE HER...
DynaSoar: PK, a street nut recorded by Zappa, doing impormptu songs
Talysman: topic drifts like crazy...
dad: Wild Man "Merrygoround" fisher?
Friday-j: Stang is so seductive when he goes a-courtin', daising in his hair
PeeKat: Microsoft and AOL...
GeeCubed: AND IVAN WENT DOWN BEFORE THE POPE OF THE NETLINES AND PAID
OBESIANCE TO THE FALSE ONES
BBQ_Skin: That be it.
DynaSoar: YEs, Merrygoround
PeeKat: Oh...never heard her
dad: Doo doo doo
Friday-j: GGG - IVAN WENT DOWN ON THE PIPE OF THE NETLINES AND SUCKED THE
FALSIES
Signoff: RevJack (Write error to RevJack[dialin1.annex1.radix.net], closing
link)
ICEKNIFE: anyone else want the Elvis has left the building wav?
BBQ_Skin: Also, I've come to the conclusion that the song-poem "How Long
Are You Staying" is one of the best five songs of this century.
PeeKat is listening to Dead Milkmen live
dad: ok, Ice, send it on down
ICEKNIFE: or the pic of a young stang with janet jackson?
P-Lil: Traci Lords *is* a bitch, but that's her charm.
UncleBear: AND "BOB" SAID, GO FORTH AND GET A TRUE ISP!!!
DCC timeout
BBQ_Skin: Peekat: You have Dead Milkmen live?
PeeKat: Lords can't do music worth a shit
GeeCubed: AND SO IVAN WENT DOWN EVEN UNTO THE GOMMORAH OR CLEVELAND WHERE
HE DISPORTED WITH THE WET SISTERS
BBQ_Skin: I've got a tape from waterloo, 1989, but the quality blows it.
ICEKNIFE: anyone else want the Elvis has left the building wav?
ICEKNIFE: anyone else want the Elvis has left the building wav?
Friday-j: AND STANG SAID, "VERILY, FOR I HAVE NO MONEY, FOR I HAVE SPENT
IT ON FROP" AND "BOB" WAS WROTH.
DynaSoar: brb -- robot's broke, got to get my own coffee
ICEKNIFE: or the pic of a young stang with janet jackson?
dad is listening to the Airplane after Dyna's inspiration of
last night
ICEKNIFE: or the pic of a young stang with janet jackson?
Talysman is listening to a crappy rip-off of Let's Make a Deal.
PeeKat: Someone smack the IceBot...
Friday-j: Ice - You're skipping again.
ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
GeeCubed: AND BOB SENT STANG FORTH FROM THE GATES OF DOBBSTOWN, NAKED AND
AFRAID IN A WORLD HE NEVER MADE.
BBQ_Skin: You know what really gets me? That newspaper syndicated column
they have called "Thanks a Million".
P-Lil: Oh jeez, it's another cover of "Tainted Love".
UncleBear: Where the fuck is Sheik Yerbouti! I can't locate Shiek Yerbouti!
ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked
PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
PeeKat slaps a Prairie Squid around with an un-debeaked ICEKNIFE!!!
Friday-j: AND LO, THERE WERE MANY BOBBIES AT THE GATE, WHO STONED STANG
RevUni: hahahaha
P-Lil: Hmm. Doesn't suck *that* bad. This is scary.
DynaSoar now little boy peep
Talysman: BBQ: hasn't that guy spent all his money YET?
Friday-j: AND STANG WAS STONED.
BBQ_Skin: In which people whine to this rich guy about how pathetic they
are and how much they need money and the guy lectures them and sometimes do
and sometimes don't send money.
DynaSoar: STOP IT SELINA
BBQ_Skin: Unfortunately not.
P-Lil: And Stang was stoned, verily, and peed on thine heads.
GeeCubed: AND WHILE HE WAS BLEEDING SOMEONE ELSE CAME FORTH TO SAVE HIM
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Friday-j: AND BEHOLD, HE WENT FORTH AND SLEPT, AND AWAKENED CLAD IN
someone else's BATHROBE
BBQ_Skin: Sheik Yerbouti's only good for Yo Mama and Rubber Shirt and
stuff, you ask me.
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PeeKat: Lurch is back!
DynaSoar: LURCHIFY ME
TheCharlie: LURCH!
dad: Luuuuuurch
BBQ_Skin: Nah, Selina, keep it up.
GeeCubed: BUT VERILY SHE CAME NOT IN TIME FOR IVAN WAS CARRIED OFF BY THE
HARRIDAN
GeeCubed: LORDS
Rosebrit: Lurch, the woodiest
Talysman: dammit, BBQ, Sheik Yerbouti has some of the best songs!
Talysman: FIGHT ME!
P-Lil: And his Squid was packed forthwith up his damn ass.
Friday-j: AND SOMEONE ELSE RETURNED TO DOBBSTOWN AND PLEADED FOR THE LIFE
OF HER SPOUSE ON HER KNEES BEFORE "BOB"
GeeCubed: AND KEPT IN GREAT DISCOMFORT ON AN ISN
DynaSoar: ROSEY! Didn't see you./
dad: lurch, say something really ridiculous now
Talysman: hi, Lurch!
PeeKat and damn near anything else!
BBQ_Skin: Lemme grab my copy here.. I have been in you- NOPE.
BBQ_Skin: Flakes.. NOPE.
Friday-j: AND "BOB" MADE HER PLEAD AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
ICEKNIFE: now I hurt someone
BBQ_Skin: Broken Hearts are for Assholes- NOPE
ICEKNIFE: YOU choose who
BBQ_Skin: I'm so Cute- NOPE.
PeeKat: ME!
TheCharlie is now known as you
PeeKat: MEMEMEME!
BBQ_Skin: Jones Crusher, Whatever Happened to All the fun in the world, NOPE.
GeeCubed: AND BOB RELENTED AND FORGAVE STANG AND SENT G'BROAGFRAN FORTH
TO FETCH THE MISERABLE SINNER!
PeeKat: meme meme!
dad: hey, I see MegaLiz is logged on...but she's being real quiet
Talysman: Broken Hearts are for Assholes... FLakes (YES!)
BBQ_Skin: Rat Tomago, well, yeah. One out of the first seven.
ICEKNIFE: some who it won't make cum
DynaSoar: NYES! PREACH me, dobbsdammit
Friday-j: AND G-BROAGFRAN WENT TO AND FRO UPON THE EARTH, BUT FOUND NOT STANG
MegaLiz: Hi dad.
MegaLiz: I"m hatting
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BBQ_Skin: Flakes is OK, but not as good as any song on Roxy and Elsewhere.
MegaLiz: all steamed up
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Talysman: the REAL MCCOY!
PeeKat: I'm not saying hi til he stays...
P-Lil: Speaking of the pederast...!
dad: steam hat
Friday-j: Oops! Time for me to get going now ...
GeeCubed: BUT STANG WAS SWOLLEN WITH PRIDE AND STREET FROP AND REFUSED TO
ADMIT G'BROAGFRAN TO HIS FILTHY HOVEL UNDER THE ELEVATED TRAIN
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DynaSoar: SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP Ivan's here.
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Friday-j: Bye everyone!
dad: ok, I'm sorry
lurch: thanks
you are getting veeeeery sleepy. you want to send money to Dallas
DynaSoar: NONONONIO
DynaSoar: OW
PeeKat: Friday: Nooooooo! Stay!
DynaSoar: OW
Friday-j: Nope, must leave.
DynaSoar: OW
DynaSoar: OW
DynaSoar: OW
DynaSoar: TAKE IT OFF
you are under my spell
MegaLiz: ByeFRI!
Talysman: I want BBQ to take back that slurr against Shek Yerbouti.
Friday-j: Bye!
ICEKNIFE almost smiles
GeeCubed: IT'S OKAY FRIDAY WE SAID ALL THAT WAS IMPORTANT BEFORE he LOGGED ON
dad: I feel tipsy again
DynaSoar: GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
MegaLiz: ICE:you bastard!
dad: like being hypnotized
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