9-22-96 IRC Devival #subgenius

*** Topic for #subgenius: OPEN POETRY MIKE TONITE
*** Topic for #subgenius set by RevJack on Sunday, September 22, 1996 7:13:47 PM
#subgenius: Stang cuthulu ChrisLee geethree E_Strange Jovial @RevUni @Bebe_Rebozo @talysman @RevNickie @Devologger @RevJack @MegaLith @Rosebrit

RevJack: another one bites the dust
Bebe_Rebozo OK, me and a girl both tie rope around our crotches, put stocking masks on our heads, put on clothes, and go out socially.
RevUni: COOL, GGG!
Bebe_Rebozo The puritan practice of "bundling" has always seemed pretty kinky to me, too.
Rosebrit: you do that for sex? I thought it was fashion
geethree: rev stang so good to see you, hope you're feeling a little more secure tonight
Stang: ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S FRIDAY??
RevUni: Hiding From you, no doubt.
RevJack: STANG
RevJack: YOU
RevJack: YES YOU
RevNickie: SHE'S CLEARLY SCARED
talysman: Church is about ready to start, and I'm about ready to leave. it figures.
Bebe_Rebozo You..you.. yesyesyesyou.
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RevJack: I'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU ABOUT THAT "BUMP"
geethree: SHHHESH IVAN YOU AREN'T GONNA KVETCH ABOUT LAST WEEK ARE YA???
ljduchez: Miss S isn't on? Feh.
RevUni: behold the wrath of JACK!
Bebe_Rebozo Miss Saigon?
Stang: When I get my hands on her, why I'lll.... I'llll..... NIAGARA FALLS!!!!
RevUni: hehehehe
RevJack: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
geethree: ARRRRRRRRRRRR
Stang: GGG, you son of a bitch, you were egging that otherwise innocent child on!!
RevUni: Stang: you'll take her on a honeymoon trip? Huh? ;)
ljduchez: "Illegal key sequence: s is not a meta-key"
RevJack: STANG'S BUMP IS APPEARING ON MU GODDAMN HEAD
RevNickie: very profound, lou
ljduchez: Speaking of honeymoons, Flipper's getting all mad at me ...
RevJack: AND I HOLD HIM RESPONSIBLE
N_X_K: ljd:Wha-?!
Stang: I have got my whip, my cat o' nine tails, my speculum and the clamps with FRIDAY'S NAME ON 'EM!!
geethree: LISSEN STANG AFTER ALL THE JIGGERY POKERY YOU'VE HAD WITH THAT GIRL, YOU CAN AHRDLY ACCUSE ME OF CORRUPTING AN INNOCENT CHILD!!
Stang: She said she'd meet me here... wonder what happened?
Bebe_Rebozo Another one: we tie our hair together, connect our nostrils together with some kind of dildo type thing, and, well, wriggle around a lot.
Bebe_Rebozo Friday did say she intended to show up..
Rosebrit: bebe: how 'bout a nice chair fight?
Bebe_Rebozo Chair fight? You mean we hit each other with chairs?
geethree HANDS STANG A FILE OF REVEALING PHOTOGRAPHS OF A CERTAIN SACRED SCRIBE AND AN UNMENTIONABLE FEMINITRIX
Stang: Hell, I SAID a clitorectomy, it's gonna BE a clitorectomy. The only problem now is, WHICH CLIT??
Rosebrit: well, it's more of a duel
RevJack: Hey Stanky, you got any poetry for us? Open mike night, you know...
cuthulu slaps Stang around a bit with a large trout
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geethree: KEEP ME OUT OF THIS ROSEBRIT
Stang: GGG -- 'nuff said, nuff said. Let's leave Jesus out of this.
Bebe_Rebozo Only if we tie the chairs to our backs first.
Rosebrit: ggg, it's the pact
RevUni: Whats all this HOOEY about large trouts? Hoopy-DOO!
RevJack slaps RevUni around a bit with a large trout
RevUni: hehehee
Bebe_Rebozo Large trout mask replicas?
RevNickie: hoo-y
geethree: FUCK YOU MODEMAC YOU MISERABLE SHRIVELLED EXCUSE FOR A SERVER
MegaLith: Somebody say honeytrout?
Stang: POETRY? Yes. "I fucked an ol' gal by the graveyard. God damn her poor soul she was dead.
Stang: The maggots crawled out of her asshole, and the hair slid off of her head.
Stang: After I'd finished my business, I knew I'd committed a sin.
Stang: And so from my pocket I took out my straw, and sucked out the load I'd shot in.
Stang: Thank you.
RevJack stands and applauds
Modemac: "There once was a guy who was fat/Who had sex with a girl on a mat./But instead of his peach fuzz/All she could reach was/The puddle that grew where they sat."
geethree: WAY DOWN IN CUNT VALLEY WHERE THE MAIDENHAIR GROWS, AND THE COCKSUCKERS FLOURISH AND THE RED RIVER FLOWS....
Rosebrit yells "Bravo"
RevUni gives Stang a STANDOING OH
RevNickie: Oooh...necro-felching.
geethree: TWAS THERE i MET LULU THE GIRL I ADORE
Bebe_Rebozo stumbles around a bit, and eventually gets his balance.
RevUni: or is it STANDING O? i forget.
RevJack SOUND [ONE HAND CLAPPING]
geethree: THAT HARD FUCKIN' COCKSUCKIN' 12 YEAR OLD WHORE
Stang: Thank GOD we finally got some CULTURE going here.
Modemac: Culture? You mean we're growing mold spores?
Jovial: STANG YOU SUCK I HATE YOU YOU SHOULD BE DEAD I THINK THAT I WILL KILL YOU
Bebe_Rebozo wobbles around a bit
geethree: SHE BEND YOU SHE'LL FRENCH YOU SHE'LL CHEW ON YER NUT
Bebe_Rebozo Hey, uh, rose, you ready yet?
Modemac: Jovial sure lives up to its name...
Stang: It's so great to be singled out for special attention. Ah, the mantle of the King lays heavy though...
geethree: AND IF YOU, DON'T WATCH IT SHE'LL SUCK OUT YER GUTS
ljduchez: Chuckminster!
TheCharli: Hey Lou!
ljduchez: Chas? Yass?
RevChucki: or were you talking to me?
Stang: BRAVO, GGG!!! And I loved the accent you did it in! Great Brogue!
ljduchez: Yes, whazzup?
Jovial: STANG: ARE YOU BITTER CAUSE YOUR PARENTS WERE SIBLINGS???
Modemac: Commonly mistaken Hendrix lyrics: "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."
RevChucki: me? or him?
geethree: SHE'LL FUCK FER A QUARTER TAKE LESS OR TAKE MORE
RevNickie: Yes, and very interesting use of punctuation
Bebe_Rebozo Dogs.. dogs.. well, hurry it up, I'm about to fall flat on my ass.
RevJack: Hey look, talking spoor
Bebe_Rebozo That's the way the Frank Zappa version has it.
geethree: THAT HARD FEWKIN CACKSLOOKIN' TEENYBOP WHOOER
Modemac: Zappa did "Purple Haze?"
Bebe_Rebozo On 9??"The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life".
Stang: GGG, Hendrix did a killer version of that poem... with Zappa I think, and Philo, that one time.
N_X_K: Modemac:I've heard this house somg on the radio that has a repeated sample. It sounds vaguely like "Ooh, fuck that turd"
ljduchez: Buckwheat Zydeco did "Hey Joe".
RevNickie: brb, dying
Jovial convulses on the floor
cuthulu: bbl
RevUni: Jack: Got Poetry? here ya go: I went to see the vicar to talk about me sticker, he warned me about self abuse, he said my tool should get more use, he offered me a bottle, i bolted out full-throttle, dont need his whiskey or his whores, i have my fun behind closed doors with drugs and masturbation...
Bebe_Rebozo Spatula.. spatula.. OK, let me get this chair off.. wait a second..
geethree: WAS IT THAT SAME TIME WE DID FUCK HER ONE MORE TIME THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME???
Stang: Actually DOBBS wrote Purple Haze and Hendrix found the napkin.
RevJack: VERY NICE UNI!! BRAVO!!
RevUni: and i DID not write that.
Rosebrit: Lovely Uni! another Edna St Vincent Milay!
Stang: Yeah, that one time, Gordon. YOU remember.
Modemac: "Bob" taught Hendrix how to play the guitar!!!
geethree: LAST NIGHT I STAYED AT HOME AND MASTURBATED, IT FELT SO GOOD, I KNEW IT WOULD!
Bebe_Rebozo That was nice.. very nice..
Jovial: stang: can you suck your own cock?
Modemac: That sure explains a lot about where he got that sound from.
RevJack: That's okay, I didn'tr write the Kipling either
RevUni: MASTURBATIOn seems to get peoples attention, as well as DRUGS.
Bebe_Rebozo Yeah, but Syd Barrett taught "Bob" to play the guitar first.
geethree: LAST NIGHT I STAYED AT HOME AND MASTURBATED IT FELT SO NICE, I DID IT TWICE!
RevUni: DRUGS
RevUni: MASTURBATION
N_X_K: Modemac:No, you fool, "Bob" only gave him the surgery.
TheCharli: my hand fell asleep
Jovial: FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ljduchez: Religion is the opiate of the masses!
Rosebrit: TELEVISION
RevUni: DRUGS AND MASTURBATION
ljduchez: "Bob" is the opiate of the masturbators!
geethree: SMITE IT BITE IT THROW IT ON THE FLOOR, SMASH IT BASH IT THEN GO BACK FOR MORE,
Jovial: FOR ME!
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Stang: Dobbs taught Hendrix how to play, but Dobbs was self-taught. And also left-handed. That's why they both hold the guitar upside down, and die of vomit-drowing.
RevUni: hi DAD!
ljduchez: Daddy!
RevJack: DAAAAAAAD
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dad: yo
Modemac: Dad! Just in time, Dad, we're talking about Hendrix and Zappa.
RevNickie: UH-OH
RevUni: Here she is.!
ljduchez: Uh-oh, the accursed on!
RevJack ducks under the table
Rosebrit arms herself with Teflon with wood handle
geethree: SOME FOOLISH PEIPLE THINK THAT INTERCOURSE IS GRAND...BUT FOR ALL AROUND ENJOYMENT YOU JUST CAN'T BEAT THE HAND
RevUni gives Friday-j a BIG WARM hug
RevUni: yer gonna NEED it!
N_X_K: Modemac:'course, Hendrix refused, but Philo was there to administer the chloroform
Friday-j: I am here to be PUNISHED.
E_Strange: Stang..Legume and I tried to call you Friday night to file a complaint
Bebe_Rebozo Friday, can it wait until this spatula battle's over?
Stang: Dad, I managed to finish another show today. It's dubbing now. SOMEBODY REMIND ME IN 15 MINUTES TO FLIP THE TAPE.
geethree: BEND OVER FRIDAY
RevJack peeks out from behind the amps
Rosebrit: the handle has a hundred and one uses!
Bebe_Rebozo thrusts forward with the spatula
Friday-j: GGG - Bend over what?
Stang: WHAT???!?!?? AHAHAHA! She's HERE!
RevJack: BEND THEEE OVER
Friday-j whimpers in terror
Jovial: asdfghjkl'
Modemac: Get the video cameras, this one'll be good!
Bebe_Rebozo Hey, wait- you can bend over our spatulas when we're done1E with them!
Stang: Oh, Friday, you have been BAD and must be PUNISHED.
Friday-j: Why do I hear the Darth Vader theme music playing?
Modemac: And make sure to crank up a Hendrix tune while he does this.
Friday-j: I know I've been bad Stang, I deserve everything you can give me.
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*** somebody is now known as RevUni
Stang: Now... Friday... you bad little thing you. I have some SPECIAL DEVICES here.
Friday-j: RevJack - I don't deserve to be opped.
geethree: STANG GO EASY ON FRIDAY i WANT TO GET MY LEGS WAXED AGAIN
Bebe_Rebozo I just dubbed a live hendrix tape earlier today.
RevJack passes around the popcorn
ljduchez: RevUni, you coulda been a contendah ...
Friday-j: Stang - What devices are these?
Stang: Now, I must be careful not to get blood on my clean white preaching suit.
Rosebrit: lurch!
RevUni: HAPPY? SHEESH!
Bebe_Rebozo 's jacket rides up on his arms
Friday-j: Here Stang, take this plastic dropcloth.
Jovial: stang-EAT SHIT!
geethree HANDS STANG A VAGINAL PEAR AND A RATCHET
Friday-j: Jovial - that's what I'm here to do.
Bebe_Rebozo Miz Ratchet?
RevNickie: I could feel Stang's rage buildig all day today ... I had me a migraine, and I'm not prone to them
Stang: Now let's see.... whip... clamps.... gasoline.... FRAPPY.... speculum... scissors....
dad: I don't want to see Friday with blood
Modemac: "Hey, Stang, where you going with that whip in your hand?"
dad: I want to see her with pus
geethree PASSES THE BARBED WIRE ENEMA HOSE TO STANG
Friday-j: Stang, I'm taking off my clothes now.
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N_X_K: Stang:Forgot the yellow straps, did we?
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MegaLith: Friday: it won't help
Stang: Thank you, nurse. Now where to we start, the whipping or the hanging-from-the-clit? And WHICH clit?
Jovial: Stang-WILL YOU FUCK ME ANALLY????????????????????
geethree: THE FRONT CLIT FIRST IVAN
Friday-j: Jovial - Shut up!
Bebe_Rebozo No, go for the one in the middle! The one in the middle! Door number two, Alex!
Jovial: Friday-j-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday-j: Stang - You may want to sprinkle on some alum, its pretty slippery down there.
geethree: YEAH JOVIAL FOOD COMES LATER FIRST THE PUNISHING
RevLoki: Hey, get in line Jovial.. I was here first
Stang: I think Friday LIKES the whipping. Hmmmm.... perhaps the clitorectomy first. Then she won't like the whipping quite as MUCH you see.
dad: not the clit! she likes that
TheCharli: yes, GGG.. I don't think that other one is really a clit...
RevJack: HEY Jools
RevNickie: I think we should ALL get naked for this one
Jools: Hi, people.
RevUni is already nekkid
Stang: DAMN IT FRIDAY!!! HOW CAN I TORTURE YOU IF YOU KEEP MOANING LIKE THAT?!?!?!
RevJack isn't wearing any pants
geethree: YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT cHARLIE. GOOD HEAVENS
Bebe_Rebozo Hey, I'm not taking off this jacket. The rest I can lose.
Friday-j: Stang - I'm working very hard to EXTRUDE all my clits, let you choose the one you want.
Stang: You're not supposed to ENJOY this.
Modemac: Stang, remember the teachings of "Bob." If you're going to cut off her clit, SELL it to someone!
dad: Jools, you're just in the time for the torture
Bebe_Rebozo Oooh! I bid a sammich!
Stang: Rev. Uni, put your clothes back on, it's not your turn yet. Gordon -- quick -- sutures.
Friday-j: Stang - I am in PAIN. I am BAD. but I know that this PAIN will cleanse me in your eyes. And that's good.
Jools: Torture! EEP!
geethree: I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER FOR THE THREE BIG ONES STANGSTER
RevJack: Jools, take a seat, here's a dry one
Modemac: Sell it to those anti-female-circumcision groups.
ljduchez: Jools is here! This changes everything!
Stang: Look Friday, you're gonna have to do better than that. I'm not even half hard yet.
RevChucki: Jools... hide yer eyes...
Jools: Thanks, Jack. I'll moisten it myself.
Friday-j: Stang - You could sew the clit where your bump used to be, and get people to rub it.
lurch: any seat
RevJack: Jools - isn't it 3:00 a.m. over there?
RevUni: but, but STANG! I LIKE being nekkid!
geethree APPLIES A SPECIAL PROBE TO A CERTAIN REGION OF FRIDAY'S ANATOMY
lurch: haf-harded effort
lurch: ford probe
Friday-j: Stang - Please, I beg for the caress of the scalpel! The sharp kiss of the whip! I need to suffer!
Jools: Indeed it is 3am. But it's my birthday. I don't sleep on birthday mornings.
Bebe_Rebozo My brother looks like Stanley Kowalski.
geethree: BOTH HANDS IVAN BOTH HANDS...AND ZUCCHINNI TOO
lurch: auto-erotic
RevUni: hahahahahahaha
RevJack: **** HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOOLS *****
ljduchez: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOOLS! Let us all bestow gifts upon her!
Friday-j: Oh it hurts ... the blood is everywhere ...
RevUni: and champagne bottles!
MegaLith: Happy Birthday Jools - Have a CLIT!!!
Rosebrit: Happy Birthday, Jools!
Stang: Alright, turn that dial up to 10, Ygor.... Gordon, pick one of her clits. Big, amsll, I don't care. Just don't touch the dicks. Joavial is waiting for those.
RevChucki: lurch .. blowing the tailpipe again?
ljduchez: I bet she has one already. Best take it back.
dad: Friday's got your birthday present
Friday-j: THE STEEL ! THE COLD STEEL!
Bebe_Rebozo Froehliche Geburtstag!
Jools: Oh, ta, Meg. Mine's a bit worn down.
RevJack: Let's all attend the torture wearing festive birthday hats!
lurch: chuck: yup
Stang: Ahhh.... does it "tickle" just a bit, Friday? Eh?
RevNickie: Now, GGG, you were responsible for a lot of the encouragement of shit last week...I thik you shouldn't be ALLOWED to DO the torturing, but should have it done TO You
geethree: BIT OF THE BUBBLY HEY FRIDAY? GIVVE HER A BOTTLE OF THE DOM PERIGNON IVAN
Friday-j screams in abject horror
Jovial: STANG: WILL YOU KILL ME?????????????????
Stang: Here, have a sip, Friday. This party is just for YOU!!!
RevLoki: TORTURE ME!!!
Friday-j: GGG - No, the bottle is COLD - don't want to get ALL NUMB
Stang: That was a pretty good scream...
Modemac: Turn that dial up to 11. Praise Spinal Tap!
dad: yes - give GGG a clitectomy too
geethree: NICKIE: YOU WANNA GET IN THE SPECIAL CRADLE AND WEAR THE BIG RED STRAPS NEXT???
Friday-j whimpers, writhing on the cold examination table
N_X_K: Stang:Don't forget that orgasm torture organ from Barbarella when you're done. When you hit her for Round 88, I don't want the sp00 all over the floor
MegaLith does well to look inconspicuous
RevNickie: Naw, I want the GREEN ones
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lurch bangs on the wall to scare the rat
Stang: HEY.... MegaLith, where do you think YOU'RE going???
Friday-j looks in horror as Stang gets out ANOTHER device
geethree: OH YOU AND YOUR FETISHES NICKSTER
Bebe_Rebozo Wm??
*** UBIQUITOUS is now known as RevJack
Bebe_Rebozo Ubik! Hey, Ubik!
Jovial: KILL ME STANG!!!! TAKE MY LIFE!!!!!!! (or gimmee food or slack)
RevNickie looks better in green
Stang: Friday, now you know that this is for your own good. This hurts me more than it hurts you.
RevLoki thinks nickie looks good in nothing
RevChucki loves that line...
geethree HANDS sTANG A NEBUCHADNEZZAR OF VERVE CLIQUOT
Friday-j is in agony, my screams echoing off the stone walls of Stang's torture dungeon
MegaLith spins wheels on wheelchair to look extry pitiful
RevUni: tell us where the bad man touched you.
Modemac: Hoo-ah! Unrelated entirely to this disgusting ritual, it seems that Jack Kirby's New Gods will indeed be making appearances in the new Superman animated series. It may not give YOU Slack, but Kirby WAS Slack.
Stang: Branding iron.... NO, not the 9-IRON!!! That red hot thing with the crappy Dobbshead on the end!!
Friday-j: Stang - then why aren't YOU bleeding all over the damn chair?
geethree: GIVE HER ANOTHER BOTTLE IVAN FRIDAY LIKES GOOD CHANPAGNE
Friday-j: Yes! The searing Kiss of Fire! Mark me as the sinner that I am!
Bebe_Rebozo It hurts me even more.. I was just in the middle of a spatula fight ritual!
*** Signoff: RevJack (Remote Kill by NickServ (This nickname does not belong to you.))
RevNickie: How would you know, Rev Loki? Have you seen THE TAPES?
Friday-j smells her own flesh burning
Rosebrit: give Chimpagne, drink of discerning monkeys
RevUni: oooh.
lurch: you epsileptic?
RevLoki nods
Stang: Excellent VIRVE, Gordon. Now where were we? Oh yes, the MTV. Turn on the MTV. Now clamp open her eyes. TURN IT UP.
Bebe_Rebozo Modemac: Yeah, Kirby ruled.
lurch: Robinson Crisco
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DynaSoar: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEETS
RevUni: Loki's just a horny teenager. Ignore his advances. ;)
Friday-j sees her own pink flesh redden around the Pipe burned permenantly into ti
geethree HANDS FRIDAY A SANWHICH MADE WITH JONESGRAVY
ljduchez: Dynaman!
Bebe_Rebozo Oh god, that's just TOO cruel, Stang.
lurch: DAWK!
RevUni: ELMO!
RevLoki: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
dad: Dyna, did you bring the equipment?
geethree: EAT OF THY FLESH FRIDAY
N_X_K: Dyna
Rosebrit: Loki, what you doin' boy???
Stang: Dyna -- here, hold this scalpel, Friday is wriggling a bit still.
Vermonster: {{{REVUNI}}}}}}}}
Bebe_Rebozo But the sammiches.. the sammiches are OK.
Friday-j: GGG - You're so cruel to me ... but it's what I deserve.
RevLoki: right now, my hand.. but thats just me
Vermonster: hi
geethree: HERE USE THE ELECTRIC MANACLES IVAN
DynaSoar: NYES, just in time. Chainsaw?
RevNickie: We got ourselves a REAL dumbass convention now.
lurch: Butt Sammwiches
ljduchez: Creole?
DynaSoar: I got the chains, dad.
Stang: Thanks GGG. Friday, I'm holding something in front of your eyes? Do you know what these are?
Friday-j feels the manacles clamping down on her form, and is immobile with fear
RevUni: heh heh she said "dumbass"... heh heh heh
Jovial: STANG KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N_X_K: Dev:Stang doesn't like to be opped.
geethree: CHAINS OF LOVE AND FRIDAY AWAITS YOUR CARESS DYNABOY
Jovial: KILL ME NOW!
Friday-j: Stang - No, I'm crying too hard with pain.
RevLoki: or jusy kick him
Bebe_Rebozo OK, now these chains have been forged by men, so don't even try doing anything with these.
dad: Well, hook them chains up that dumb ass and haul it out of here
Stang: Yes, they're glasses. We're going to make you look at Jovial's brain.
Jools scuttles off to find a feather duster. Heh.
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RevNickie gets out the VIOLET WAND
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*Devologger you don't want auto ops do you:
*Devologger ?
DynaSoar: Friday, you looks absolutely RADIANT in that, um, equipment.
Jovial: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RevLoki: Wheeeez
RevLoki: hey gramps!!
Friday-j: Stang - NOOO! No one can focus on something that SMALL and EMPTY!
Jovial: LOOK AT MY BRAIN STANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RevUni: Grampa Wheezer!
Bebe_Rebozo Seconded.
Rosebrit: wheezer!
Agent_Wilco Got that rockin chair goin
Jovial: KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lurch: wEASELR]
Friday-j feels her breasts compressed by the tight black leather straps
Agent_Wilco Heya all!
RevUni gives her Grampa a big ole hug n' kiss
dad: Friday is so radiant there are like lasers coming out of her holes
geethree CRINGES AT THE SIGHT OF NICKIE, NOT THAT GD VIOLET WAND AGAIN: THINKS SHIT NICE MESS WE GOT HERE!!
Jovial: What is in my brain???????????????????????????????
Stang: Alright, now for the... um... what next. The pincers? The rack? The date with... well, you know.
lurch: NICE SHIT MESS
N_X_K: What-?! STANG, YOU USED THE BLACK STRAPS?! What kind of torture freak ARE you?!
Friday-j: Please, don't make me! Please, it hurts SO MUCH!
RevNickie decides it clashes with the green straps
Bebe_Rebozo OK, turn up the Magma. That always scares the hell out of 'em.
DynaSoar: YOU CRUEL BASTARD
geethree TIGHTENS THE STRAPS AGAINST FRIDAYS NIPPLES, MAKING HER WHIMPER DELICIOUSLY
Friday-j: Stang - I'm SORRYYYYYY!
Stang: MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!!! What the hell am I doing with big BLACK straps? Where are the big RED straps...? QUICK!!!
RevLoki: USE THE CUISINEART!!
*** RevUni has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Jovial has Screamin Demon martians Riding Go-Karts in his head!
Stang: We're losing the patient!
Friday-j: PLEEAASSEEE! I'll never KICK YOU AGAIN! I PROMISE!
Stang: GREEN straps will do if nobody tells Dobbs.
geethree: NICKIE PUT THOSE GODDAMNED STRAPS BACK WHERE YOU GOT THEM"
lurch: I'm looosin my patience
Friday-j feels the red straps biting into her thighs, keeping them spread
Jovial fuck stang passionately
lurch: dark an smelly in there
Modemac: Eat your heart out, alt.sex.bondage.
geethree APPLIES MOUTH TO MOUTH TO KEEP FRIDAY AT THE PEAK OF PAIN
*Devologger Everything ok today?
Friday-j: Oh, it hurts so ... the muscles in my thighs are shuddering with the strain ...
Stang: Wha.... damn it, what is the point of TORTURING Friday Jones if she so obviously ENJOYS IT?!?!?
RevNickie: HA! Nobody messes with me, now that I have the GREEN ONES
lurch: eat yer hats out, gooners!
RevLoki: dammit, get the blow torch out!!
Friday-j: Stang - I'm not ENJOYING THIS! This is Hell! real Hell! Not SubGenius Hell!
lurch: stretchy green ones
MegaLith faints from the excess of vowels
N_X_K: Stang:Here, take the Yellow Straps...Dobbs won't notice
DynaSoar: Yeah, yer right, Ivan. We're doing it BASS ACKWARDS
RevLoki: no problem a little hot wax wont take care of!!
Stang: The BLOWTORCH!!! Almost FORGOT!!!
geethree: LOOK OUT MY GAWD KNICKKY'S GOR THE GREEN STRPAS..DUCK STANG!!!
Bebe_Rebozo OK, yeah, let's get SEROIUS here. Let's get out that spiked metal ball.
*Devolver* oh well see ya later
RevNickie: Yep, Friday: let this be a lesson: if you kick stang, you better do it HARDER NEXT TIME
Friday-j: Stang - Please, hurt me again - not because I enjoy for I do not. Hurt me becuase I DESERVE IT.
Stang: Now, Friday, just a little TASTE of what the Christians call ETERNITY.
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Friday-j: Stang - You mean this isn't going to end and you'll never forgive me?
Jools: Who let the duck in? What's it *doing* with that beak?
DynaSoar: JjJjJjJjJack
RevChucki: Friday .. he COULD hae made you watch Disney..
Stang: Friday, you can't use that old routine on me. "Yes, Bre'r Fox, PLEASE throw me in the Briar Pit." I read that book.
Modemac: Eternity?!? NO!!! NOT THAT!!!! IT'S TOO HIDEOUS!!
Friday-j: Stang - CUT OFF MY FEET SO THAT I MAY NEVER KICK YOU AGAIN!
geethree: JUST IN TIME JACK WHIP OUT YER FRIDAYSPLITTER AND GIVE HER A BIT OF THE OLD INOUTINOUT
RevUni REMINDS STANG TO FLIP THE TAPE
Modemac: Who wants to live FOREVER in a World Without Slack?!?
N_X_K: Stang:Besides, if he comes in, he won't notice...He'll be busy recovering with the laser-trip mines I planted at the door
Jovial: FLIP THE MOTHER FUCKING TAPE STANG
RevNickie: The only thing worse than the green straps are the NEENER STRAPS, which only I may weild
Stang: SHE AIN'T GOT NO FEET!
Jovial: FLIP IT!
Jovial: FLIP THE FUCKING TAPE
Friday-j: SET MY LEGS ON FIRE!
Stang: Oh, Thank you RevUni. !!
geethree: HELP ME SOMEBODY
Stang: Back in a flash.
RevJack: DYNA
Stang: Don't go away, Friday... eh eh eh...
Bebe_Rebozo OK, Rose, I'll just roll this nice little spiked ball over Friday to you. You roll it back, OK?
Vermonster: RevUni.....you were going to tell me what you were REALLY about....
DynaSoar: HEP ME PREACH
RevJack: Had me some nick trouble
Bebe_Rebozo starts the ball rolling nice and slowly...
RevUni: No prob, honey bunny. :|
RevLoki kicks GGG while he's down
RevJack whips it out
ljduchez: Bye-eeeee!
*** Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving)
lurch: baked hams
Modemac: And while Stang flips the tape - So, Friday, how's your week been?
Friday-j feels abandoned, all alone in the dark ... and then I heard the RATS ...
Bebe_Rebozo Oh, you think you're going to get some kind of BREAK here, don't you Friday?
Modemac: Same ol' same ol'?
Friday-j: Noo! The Slack- Eating Rats!
RevJack: OKAY PEOPLE FIVE MINUTE BREAK
RevLoki: the face fucking bats?!?!
RevJack lights up a Lucky
Friday-j: They're gnawing away at my REST, at my HAPPINESS!
geethree SLIPS QUIETLY INTO FRIDAY AND TEACHES HER RAT LORE
Stang: DAMN that show ain't done dubbin' yet. Need new decks. Friday, give me all your money now.
lurch: takomasak
Bebe_Rebozo See that stuff dripping from the ceiling?
Jools: Rats prefer pancakes and watermelon, if the truth be known.
Stang: (We've got her just where we want her now!)
lurch: yep
Friday-j: Stang - I am sending you a box stuffed with $10,000 bills.
DynaSoar is breaking five minutes. How many pieces, Jack?
RevLoki: and the bats prefer.. well faces
lurch: and that ol time religion
RevUni: Stang: Do I get a copy since I was NICE ENOUGH to remember to REMIND YEW? :)
dad: Stang, you need those high speed 10-at-a-time duplication decks
Friday-j: Stang - I'M SORRY! Please, see my pain!
Modemac: Will that be enough to get a new printed Stark Fist?
Vermonster: bbl
*** Vermonster has left channel #subgenius
geethree: FRIDAY. YOUR PAIN IS ONLY BEGINNING BABY
Stang: CONGRATULATIONS, FRIDAY, you have just GRADUATED from NUNSNAKE SCHOOL! We PROGRAMMED you to go berserk last week... it was all so you could learn this important lesson and send more money all the time forever!
DynaSoar: Watermelon? Rats like watermelon?
lurch: gonna get mideaval on your buttocks
Friday-j: Stang - Please, the knives, the whips, the rats - what is left? What new torture will you inflict on my fair flesh?
RevChucki: hey... you guys in front scrooch down a little.. us here in the cheap seats ain't seeing everything.
Bebe_Rebozo OK. Contrast time- let's get out the feathers.
N_X_K: Bebe:Don't put buckets under those! That's acid dripping from the ceiling, in front of the door-It's to slow "Bob" down if he decides to come in
RevLoki: use the barbed wire!!
Stang: Friday, I eh... I' think I'm getting... BORED. I don't think I WILL torture you anymore.
Jools: Not as much as pancakes.
lurch: razor wire
geethree APPLIES THE STRIPS OF TRAPPED ANTS SLOWLY AND METHODICALLY TO VARIOUS STRATEGIC LOCATIONS OF FJ'S ANATOMY
Modemac: "Slow 'Bob' in the Lower Dimensions..."
Friday-j: Stang - I always sent money forever. Remember? Remember the X-Dawy Drill? Please, it was just one little slip ...
Bebe_Rebozo I wasn't going to put BUCKETS under them.. just a little REDIRECTION..
Bebe_Rebozo Hey, Stang, let us have some fun here.
lurch: ant strips?
Friday-j feels the ants knawing away at her
Jovial: Stang-can I have a goat
lurch: where can I get those?
Stang: No, you can give up, Friday, I SHAN'T torture you ANY MORE.
DynaSoar: I'll have to try that Jools. We're experimenting with both at the lab
N_X_K: bebe:See, then he trips the laser beams and the mines go off, and I use my handy Xist Pulse Vulcan to splatter the guy all over the room
geethree: HEH HEH HEHE THESE ANTS WILLOOVE YOUR SOFT FLESH MIZ FRIDAY
RevChucki: that's like accidentally stabbing someone 14 times..
Friday-j: Well then I guess I have failed. I have not been punished enough.
RevLoved: BRB
Bebe_Rebozo Hey, look what I've got! DUCT TAPE!
lurch: Drano enema time
RevLoki teases friday with a prairie squid hanging three inches from her face
Stang: (Look, she's REALLY hurtin' now that we've STOPPED the pain!)
Friday-j: So, I guess I must punish myself to show how sorry I am for kicking Stang.
lurch: sandblast all her skin off
Rosebrit: ah, hell, we're all gettin' punished now
Stang: (STANG STARTS VIDEO CAMERA ROLLING)
Friday-j: Stang - Remember how you mused about fucking my eye sockets?
*** wei (wei@pm6-14.apk.net) has joined channel #Subgenius
geethree: KICK THINE OWN SELF FRIDAY OR SUFFER GRIEVOUSLY FOR YER SINS
DynaSoar: WEDI
Bebe_Rebozo wraps Friday from head to toe in duct tape.. then slowly starts peeling..
Friday-j: I've got an eye dropped filled with acid. ONE DROP AT A TIME will open the gates of Paradise.
Stang: Ahh yes... the forebrain is the only worthy receptacle for the seed of genius, Friday.
Bebe_Rebozo Wei R Doe! Hey, not seen you before!
Jovial: stang-SHIT ON MY DICK
RevUni: Stang: Do I get a copy since I was NICE ENOUGH to remember to REMIND YEW? :)
RevJack: PRINCESS!
RevLoki: Do I get a copy just cause I'm here?!?!
lurch: Duck Tape
wei: Hey, ya'll!
RevUni: Jovial: will you CALM DOWN, please?
DynaSoar: Welcome to the SubG Torture Pit, Wei
Bebe_Rebozo Stang: Does revuni get a copy because she's NICE ENOUGH to keep bugging you about it?
Stang: Wha... GOOD LORD MAN!!! PRINCESS WEI!!! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES HEATHENS!!!
Friday-j: I can feel the acid starting to work - THE PAIN THE PAIN oh god now I must type by feel, the blood is everywhere
RevUni: <grin>
geethree: I WANT HER EARS YOU HEAR ME i WILL HAVE THEM, BROCA'S REGION IS MY CHOICE OF GAZM SITE
DynaSoar: MY KNEES? But I'm already down on my...
RevLoki: I GET THE NAVAL!!!
Stang: Excuse me, Princess Wei, I was just in the middle of skull-fucking Friday's forebrain.... just a job... uh uh uh
RevJack has been on his knees for some time now
Friday-j: Blood on the keyuboards, the retina is BURNING BURNING BURNING OH THE PAIN OH "BOB" FORGIVE ME! FORGIVE ME!
Bebe_Rebozo I want the middle joint of her right ring finger!
Stang: UH UH UH
Stang: Uh-HEUHM-seh!!!!
Stang: Ahhhhh.....
Friday-j: The pain of the violation of my soft moist brain is terrible
Stang: Stang smokes a cig.
geethree: HEY WEI HOWZABOUT YOU AND ME TAKE A TETE A TETE WHILE STANGKY DOES HIS THING??
RevUni: Oh for CHRISTS SAKE.
wei: Thanks, Dyna. Man, it's STINKY in here! What've you been DOING!
Bebe_Rebozo Hey friday- take a look here.. I've got some VEGEMITE...
geethree: OH NOTHING, IVAN'S BEEN DOING THE DOING HERE!
Bebe_Rebozo stuffs a big handful of vegemite into Friday's gaping maw
Friday-j: You know, typing would be much more painful if there was AN ELECTIFIED NEEDLE ON EACH KEY ... must rectify this
DynaSoar: ME? I'm just watching and cheering. They're flaying and filleting Friday
Stang: Yes, it was all for Christ. Lucky for us he's in Indiana at the ELF conference-- BABYSITTING TEENYBOPPERS AGAIN!!!
RevUni: hahahahaha
RevNickie: Huh, huh... you said 'rectify'
Modemac: BTW, if Friday and I suddenly have to disconnect, it's because it's raining in New England and we don't want our modems shorted out because of lightning.
Bebe_Rebozo Chew it well...
Friday-j: Now that I've got that eye out, how about this EAR?
geethree: FRIDAY I DEMAND YOUR OCCIPITALS NOW
TheCharli: I can't watch anymore.
*** TheCharli has left channel #subgenius
RevUni: Oh c'mon, Modemac...its not THAT bad out there!
Stang: We have Friday torturing herself now. Like a perpetual motion machine. She's off the scale on the Painometer.
Jovial: whoa this is all to insane
Friday-j: You know I've got at least two square feet of unbroken skin here - time for the wire lash.
RevLoki: Buahahaha
Friday-j: THWACK!
Friday-j: AUGGHHH!
Friday-j: THWACK!
Friday-j: EEEEE!
Friday-j: THWACK!
Jovial: I invented a perpetual motion machine but "Bob" gave me the plans
Bebe_Rebozo is smiling like a madman
Friday-j: "BOB" FORGIVE ME!
geethree: THE NUMBER AND NAME OF HER CRIMES IS BEING CARVED ONTO EACH INDIVIDUAL NEURON IN HER ENTIRE BODY
Friday-j: THWACK!
RevLoki: Ohh the horror
Friday-j: STANG FORGIVE ME PLEASE!
Bebe_Rebozo or perhaps even like "Bob" himself.
Friday-j: THWACK!
RevUni: self abuse. YEAH!
Friday-j: PAIN! PLEASE PLEASE I'M SO SORRYYYYY
Stang: Friday, I am afraid your ear-socket is too small even for Little Janor. We'll have to core it out. Somebody turn up the Rudy Schwartz Project CD.
Friday-j: THWACK!
*** Rosebrit has left channel #subgenius
RevUni cheers Friday on
Jools polishes my apple corer.
lurch: skullbuggery
RevLoki: Ohh, what great ratings we could get on prime time tv..
lurch: oldie but a goober
Friday-j: STANG WHEN WILL I BE ALLOWED TO CRAWL TO YOUR FEET AND BEG FORGIVENESS?
RevNickie: Now, Friday, you know from my lessons that you must accept your guilt
DynaSoar: Melon Balling
Jovial: buggery is fun fun
geethree CONNECTS THE BIG ELECTRODES TO FRIDAY'S CLITS AND PLACES THE GROUND PROBE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
Friday-j: I AM GUILTY.
Friday-j: I ACCEPT MY GUILT - THWACK!
Stang: Friday, I know that's JUST WHAT YOU WANT. Stop trying to get off easy.
Friday-j: Damn, the whip broke!
geethree: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
RevNickie: Well, bend on over then. You know why.
RevUni: and I'm guilty too...hey hey hey I'm guilty
Friday-j: Stang - Please hurt me!
N_X_K: GGG:You're a bit late, Reverend Overkill. She's torturing herself
Stang: Oh, excuse me Princess, I didn't mean to splatter you with blood.
Jools: Ooooh, pretty lights! Like Christmas!
Modemac: If you really want to torture her, maybe we should play episodes of "Barney and Baby Bop."
Friday-j: NOW MAKE ME WALK A MILE ON MY STUMPS IN A SALT PAN
DynaSoar: brb
geethree WATCHES WITH CLINICAL INTEREST AS THE REMAINS OF FRIDAY JERY AND SPASM MINDLESSLY ON THE ROAD OF KNIVES
*** DynaSoar has left channel #subgenius
RevUni: Modemac: no! "Bananas In Pajamas"!
Friday-j: Somebody give me a road map to the Road of Knives!
RevUni: thats WORSE.
Stang: I told you, Rev. Uni, you'll just have to wait your turn.
RevNickie: Even the banannas in pj's commercial is scary
RevUni waits
Friday-j: Stang - I'm rolling in the salt now - EEEEEEE!
Friday-j: EEEEEEE!
Modemac: Aaaargh! "Bananas in Pajamas!" That's even worse than "Olympic Gymnast Barbie."
RevUni: hurry up, man.
Friday-j: THE PAIN - OH "BOB" PLEASE THE PAIN!
*** Signoff: E_Strange (Leaving)
geethree: YOU STILL HAVE THE SULFURIC ACID AND AQUA REGIA ENEMAS COMING UP FRIDAY
RevUni: hahahaha
RevLoki: ahahaha
Jovial: uni- do you eat goats/
Stang: If only Janor were here. Janor could think of something NEW to do to Friday.
Friday-j: Now for that fishhook, to pulll out that SEVENTH CLIT THAT IS THE CORE OF ALL CLITS AND ONCE DESTROYED WILL RENDER ALL OTHERS NUMB FOR ALL TIME
N_X_K: Modemac:That won't be enough. Give her "The Big Comfy Couch"
geethree INSERTS SEVERAL MALAYSIAN SCORPIONS INTO VARYING ORIFICES
*** RevChucki is now known as TheCharli
RevUni: BLLOD! I MUST HAVE BLOOD!
RevUni: Goats will do! but i want HUMAN BLOOD!
RevNickie: Janor would only make her serve him beer naked
Stang: I must say, even my sensibilities are shocked at this display.
Friday-j: Now I must flay the skin off my tongue by licking the feet of Stang until my tongue bleeds
RevLoki: Sacrifice friday to the angry spam gods via the i-10 exspressway!!
Friday-j: NAKED BEER? Disgusting!
Jovial: hehe
geethree: STANG: START THE FLAYING MASCHINE i WANT A LAMPSHADE AND A NEW UMBRELLA
Stang: No Friday... you must LICK THE BUMP AWAY!!!
Friday-j: I AM HOLDING THE LIGHTER TO MY LABIA NOW, AND THE SEARING FUMES FROM MY BURNING PUBIC HAIR MAYKE ME VOMIT ALL OVER MYSELF
geethree: OH NO STANG NOT THE BUMP!! WEI PLEAD FOR MERCY...NOT THE BUMPP
Friday-j licks the vomit from her breasts
Friday-j: I am UNWORTHY to lick the bump.
Jovial: GOAT
RevNickie: YOU STLL HAVE PUBIC HAIR? You're lucky.
Friday-j: I'm even UNWORTHY TO BE HERE.
geethree HANDS FRIDAY THE TATTOO NEEDLE.
Stang: I WAS gonna get that bump amputated and GIVE it to you, but now BEAST gets it with his PILS.
Friday-j: Stang - Release me and I will leave IRC AND NEVER RETURN.
geethree: WRITE A FUKLL CONFESSION ON YOUR BREASTS FRIDAY
RevUni: LUCKY TO HAVE PUBES? ARE YOU NUTZ? Pubes are USELESS!
Friday-j: GGG - Even my breasts aren't that big.
dad: keep going everyone - do it until she DIES
RevLoki: Shave em!!
Stang: Oh, you WISH you could just "LEAVE," don't you Friday???
N_X_K carves Friday a fourth nostril for the hell of it and fills her sinus cavity with refrozen bean curd
Friday-j: Time to take the sandpaper to my vomit-encrusted nipples.
RevLoki: shave em with a spooooon
RevUni: see, Loki knows whats up!
lurch: tofurburger
geethree: USE SUBSCRIPT FRI GET WITH IT OR IT'S THE FROZEN WEENIES AGAIN!
Stang: I'll bet Jittlov could etch her sins onto her knockers.
Friday-j: Stang - I PROMISE NEVER TO SPEAK TO STANG AGAIN!
Jovial: STANG-ARE YOU BITTER CAUSE YOUR PARENTS WERE SIBLINGS????????????
Friday-j: STANG - JITTLOV WOULDN'T WANT TO.
RevUni: Joe Stupid has entered the building!
Stang: Friday, Oh yeah, that's right....
RevStupid: hey kids
geethree: FRIDAY..BUT KUBRIC WOULD
Friday-j: The blood loss is really making me weak - time for the thansfusion of ACID
RevLoki: We need more torture..
geethree: HERE HAVE SOME OF THIS OWSLEY BATMAN PURPLE FRIDAY
RevLoki: more blood on the stones..
Friday-j: I am tearing at my breasts with my fingernails - STANG HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH?
Jovial: ORTURE ME@!
geethree: GET OUT THE BREAST CLIPPER IVAN!!
RevLoki plays barry manilow at top volume for Jovial
Stang: Alright, somebody inject friday with the bad acid mixed with the crank and Mace, cut with the Gamera and a little Janor-soul.
Friday-j: Every letter I type is accompanied by SEARING PAIN from the electrified needles embedded in each key.
N_X_K: I have it! The worst torture of all! Let's DO NOTHING
Modemac: "They torture me! They make me say things!"
geethree SENDS JOVIAL A PICTURE OF FRANKIE AVALON
Modemac: "I have a mind! I understand what I'm saying!"
Friday-j: Make me sleep on BOARDS!
RevUni plays Debbie Gibson for Jovial, and turns it up to TWENTY ONE to drown out "Coco Cabana"..
N_X_K: Nah, too Pink
geethree: DAMN WHERE ARE THE NAILS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THOS BOARDS
Friday-j: NOOO! THE ACID - EVERYTHING'S MOVING AND CHANGING AND TURNING COLORS - NOOOO!
Stang: Princess Wei, are you there? I notice you're looking a bit pale. Ooops, don't slip on those fluids on the floor...
Friday-j: You knoew I have no drug tolerance Stang - NOOO! The seven-thousand-foot-long leeches are attacking!
geethree: OHMIGOD SHE'S HAVING A FLASHFOWARD
RevStupid: put cherry bombs under their finger nails
RevLoki: pull out friday's nails with a tinsnips!!
wei: Ride the python, Friday. YOU CAN DO IT!
Stang: Yes, FRIDAY is experiencing her own X-DAY -To-COME!
Friday-j: The eyes are dancing on the nosepins of complexity - STANG FORGIVE ME!
geethree: GO FER IT FRIDAY...TAKE A BIG OLD SWALLER
Jovial: UNI- Debbies a punk, Id fuck her
Friday-j: I am going to BURN MY MEMBERSHIP CARD RIGHT NOW.
Stang: Yeah Friday, just go with the flow, man.
Friday-j: I do not deserve to be on the saucers with Stang! I am TOO BAD.
Jovial: I didnt get a membershop card
Stang: WHAT'S THE MATTER, THINK YOU MIGHT NOT CAN HANDLE IT???!!
RevLoki bottles the spoo on the floor and tries selling it for $5 a bottle..
Friday-j: I've got my wallet right here ... now here's the card.
geethree: JUST BE HERE NOW FRIDAY, YOUR MOTHER IS A RIVER IS A RIVER IS A RIVER...
N_X_K clamps electrodes down Friday's spinal cord and uses her as a clean, renewable source of power
RevUni: i have but one question...do I get to eat Friday for dinner when youre all done with her? Id like that. And I'm like, really hungry emstuph.
Friday-j: I DESERVE THE ENDLESS TORTURES OF LIFE ONE ARTH AFTER X-DAY RATHER THAN THE SAUCER PARADISE
Stang: Yes RevUni, you may have the remnants when we're through with this... thing...
RevNickie: Friday: be ready next drill....I've gone to a spanking seminar!
geethree: AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT YOUR MWOWM WILL BE A BETA
Friday-j: The purple skeletons are showing me their tax forms ... the floor is pudding ... where are those matches, does the eggplant have them?
RevUni: cool. i can not only get some fewd, but get rid of the evidence as well.
RevLoki: what about the bones uni?
Friday-j: Everything's all MOVING AND GREEN - the blood is laughing at me,
RevUni: i'll eat those too!
RevUni: i LOVE bones.
wei: BE the acid. BE the needles. BE the searing flesh. Oh yeah, you ARE doing that. Um...
geethree: FRIDAY LOOK OUT THE EVIL DOG MEN ARE AFTER YOU
Stang: Okay, I think friday's ready. Get out that virtual reality thang I designed where it makes her think she's a fish biting a hook and being yanked into a boat over and over again for eternity...
Friday-j uses a straight razor to etch neat parallel lines in each cheek - then sits down
RevLoki: Friday, no, that stuff laughing at you is really all the spoo on the floor that has combined into primodial oooz
Jovial: xcvbnm,./xghjkl;'
Jovial orgasms
Friday-j: THE DOG MEN - THE FISHHOOK - NOOOOOO!
Stang: Charlie said the coyote, because it is the most paranoid animal, is the most AWARE animal.
RevLoki: wow.. on the floor, I'm selling this shit tomorrow!!
Friday-j: Take heed from my PAIN - never kick STANG EVER!
RevNickie: I like that one virtual reality where you're trapped in alt.slack forever
geethree CHANGES THE REALITY SETTINGS AND FRIDAY BECOMES A WART ON STANG'S SCROTUMS
Friday-j: GGG - That's too good for me!
Stang: GGG -- that's NOT funny.
TheCharli: I said that? Gee.. I'm smart!
Friday-j: THe realitiies are strobing in and out ... the pain, the blood, only that remains the same.
geethree: SAY THAT WHEN THE LASER PEELS YOU FROM THE SAC YOU LOVE
RevUni: ROFL!!!!
Friday-j: PLEEESSSEEEE! I'M SORRRYYYYY!
Friday-j: GGG - The laser is cutting me loose, sending me to certain death - AND I DESERVE IT.
RevNickie: You only hurt the sac you love
Stang: Damnit, Gordon, you realize what's going on here? Friday has TRICKED us into making her most PRECIOUS FANTASIES come TRUE!
RevUni: dont listen to her apologies! DAMMIT! I'm HUNGRY!!
Friday-j: Nickie - SPANK ME with those ELECTRIFIED STEEL GAUNTLETS!
Jovial: Las
saint_bubba eh
geethree: SORRRRRY DON'T GET IT FRIDAY YOU MUST ABASE YOURSELF MORE i THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE TO GRANT SEXUAL FAVORS TO BOB BLACK!
Friday-j: Stang - This isn't my fantasy! This is reality! It never ends! IT never ends!
RevUni: Bubba, you stoner you! Whats shakin?
RevNickie: HA! I ain't falling for that agin
saint_bubba make her beg for it gord
Friday-j: Bob Black used to send me all sorts of weird stuff.
Friday-j: I BEG FOR MORE PAIN!
Friday-j: LEECHES!
saint_bubba uni...not damn much..you read that shit i sent ya?
RevNickie: Like his underpants?
RevUni: yeah. GOOD STUFF, bub!
Friday-j: Stang - Please, take this chisel and start BREAKING OUT MY TEETH
geethree: OR HIS FINGERNAIL PARINGS
Jovial hits friday upside the head with a car.
Stang: Oops, I have to go flip that tape now. Will someone take over this firehose that I have plugged up Friday? Thanks.
RevUni: I cant wait to get the damn ZINE DONE! You'll LOVE it!
N_X_K: Friday:Umm...I don't know about that...There's not much left to torture now
RevNickie: You could clone him with those
geethree BEGINS REMOVING FRIDAY'S TEETCH VERRRRRRRY SLOWLY
Friday-j: GGG - Please, drive these tent spikes into the raw stumps where my feet used to be!
Jovial: I HAVE PICS OF NORB IN A GSTRING IN MY NEXTR ISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
saint_bubba you gonna send me a copy uni or am i gonna have to come to boston or wherever the hell you live and pry one out of yer damn fingers?
RevUni: Good!
geethree: NO FRIDAY i WON'T DO IT?
Jovial: I think that you'll like mine more
Friday-j feels the blood trickling over her breasts
RevUni: No, Bub...anyone who wants one GETS ONE.
RevLoki begs to lick up the blood
RevNickie: Y'all should see #slack...they're being nice to each other
geethree: EXCEPT FRIDAY OF COURSE. SHE GET IT ALL!!!
RevUni: sorry Loki, I HAVE DIBS ON THE BLOOD.
Friday-j starts to hack at her breasts with the straight razor
Stang: Sorry, Princess Wei... we don't USUALLY torture women in here... why last week it was the otherw ay around.
TheCharli: friday ... here's a band-aid. just don't let nobody see it.
saint_bubba nickie..you better stop them before they hurt them damn selves...
N_X_K: Nickie:Have to admit, good way to cull the Pinks, that channel
N_X_K: IK
Stang: Alright, I'll take that firehose back now.
RevUni: Stang: when do I get my turn??
Friday-j feels the broken edns of her bones grinding together
RevNickie: Ice, you old corpse felcher!
saint_bubba its been charming folks....but..i need a fucking backrub...
Friday-j: The pain, the pain, the pain ... this is worse than Hell itself! I am in Hell!
ICEKNIFE: finished the Dunwitch Horror wavs... who wants 'em?
*** Signoff: saint_bubba (Shit, what the hell am I doing here????)
geethree TURNS ON THE HIGH PRESSURE IODINE HOSE AND GIVE THE BLEEDING FLAYED BODY OF FRIDAY A HEALTHY BLAST
RevUni: Bye Bubba
Stang: (Sigh). Will SOMEBODY TORTURE REV. UNIBOMBER? She's feeling left out...
Friday-j: Stang - GGG is torturing me MUCH BETTER than you are.
RevUni: OK. If YOU wont do it, then I DONT WANT IT.
Friday-j: Stang - I bet you can't even THINK of anything REALLY BAD to do to me, can you>
RevUni: hmph
N_X_K shrugs, sticks his ion cannon in Friday's mouth and lets off a six-terawatt charge into her
RevNickie: Uh, oh, a rivalry will ensue!
geethree: OH FRIDAY YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE MERCENARIES OF MERCY i BET
Stang: Oh now Friday's trying to make me JEALOUS of Gordon's torturing skills. Hey... NO COMP! He's a pro. He's been doing this for YEARS.
Friday-j: Stang - Do your worst! I deserve it!
Friday-j: Stang - Don't you love me enough to TEAR OUT MY ENTRAILS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?
Friday-j wants to feel her flesh rent and torn at Stang's hard hard hands
geethree: COME ON IVAN HOW ABOUT THE WHEEL OF SODOM OR THE FLAMING INSERTS ALA SADE
Stang: No, no, Friday, you'd rather have GORDON plunge mustard-covered monkeytails up into that vagina in the roof of your mouth. Actually...
ICEKNIFE has fresh baked Dunwitch Horror wavs and a mIRC protection kit for thems as wut wants
RevStupid: put a badger up her butt and tape it shut
Stang: Get that monkey outta there... ((ZZZZZZIP))))
Friday-j: Stang - PLEASEEEEE!
RevJack: ICE
ICEKNIFE: k
RevNickie: Ice, you finished with that buttplug yet?
Stang: Alright... Friday you been talking BIG about that head-pussy of yours.... let's just see HOW TIGHT it is between them frontal lobes, honey!
Friday-j: I feel terrible - I am unworthy of being punished.
geethree: REALLY IVAN I DETECT PETULANCE INYOUR VOICE IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO ABETTER JOB...JUST GO RIGHT AHEAD
Friday-j: Stang - Yes, my seventeen tongues await you!
Friday-j: Please - rend my flesh with your SHAFT OF LOVE
Stang: ICEKNIFE... excuse me... I'm busy fucking Friday's brain... sorry to have jumped to conclusions last week.
Friday-j: Plunge it deep into my LOBES, feel those corrugations GRIND against you
Teodor: whoa, I haven't taken anything yet... somebody give me something so I can handle this
Friday-j: Now my pineal is slipping up your urethra, caressing your prostate
Stang: Ungh.... ungh.... ungh..... Here Iceknife, take this chunk of Friday tissue as a token of apology... ungh ungh ungh...
geethree: I MEAN YOU'RE THE FRONT MAN, YOU'RE THE HOT SHIT HTML BOY THE SUBSITE WONDER RIGHT, YOU KNOW IT ALL...YOU JUST CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE WITH MORE EXPERTISE AT ANYTHING THAN YOU CAN YOU??
Friday-j: My seventeen tongues are frothing against your darling sac ...
ICEKNIFE: Kevthulu... is that the STOOPID MINDS line you just sent me???
ICEKNIFE: Stang: it all comes out in the acid wash
Friday-j feels the delicious meat of Stang caressing her skull from the INSIDE
cuthulu: from beyond
geethree FIRES UP THE AQCETYLEN TORCH AND AFFIXED THE VAGINAL PROBE
Stang: Ungh ungh ungh.... Au Contraire, (**UGH**) Gordon, I was certainly not in any way attempting to impugn your superiority at torture!
Friday-j: Stang - Please, unload your sperm and let them EAT OF MY BRAIN!
geethree: MOVE OVER IVAN GIVE ME A BIT OF THAT LOBE THEN
Stang: Urg urg urg...
cuthulu: i love that scen where the guy has his pineal sticking out of his head and puts on an ambulance drivers coat to disguise himself .... as if no one will notice the gaping hole in his forehead with the snakelike appendage peering out
Stang: umph umph umph....
Friday-j clamps her head-pussy tight against Stang's gland
RevLoki: this is gonna get messy in a sec
Stang: MAN that's some TIGHT LOBE!!! Guess you haven't had many THOUGHTS Friday!
Friday-j: PLEASE - make my head EXPLODE with your SEED!
Stang: Urp urp urp....
Friday-j: Stang - I emptied my mind just for you.
geethree: I FELL A MEGASPEW COMING ON EVERYONE BEWARETHE STANGSPEM PUT ON PROTECTIVE CLOTHING
RevStupid: I don't think I am old enough to witless this
Modemac: "Umph umph umph?" Are you channeling Ann Sheridan?
Friday-j: Stang - I admit it, I was a virgin in my head-pussy - I gave it to you.
RevNickie: GGG, I heard stang say once that you couldn't torture you're way inot an s&m club's open meeting
Stang: ug ug eeeuuuuu.... A-HEUHM-SAH!!!! KREEGAH!!! BUNDOLO!!!
Friday-j tastes her virginal blood trickling down her throat
geethree: JEEZ HE'S GOT HER OOZING PERSONALITY NOW
Stang: Oh god what have I done.
Stang: This is disgusting.
Friday-j: Stang - That REALLY HURT.
Jovial: stang, you fucking moron
Friday-j: Stang - You know I deserved it.
geethree: NICKIE: YOU KNOW HOW MEN TALK
cowshed: hi-talk to me
Stang: My god. My god. What will Sivet say.
Friday-j: I AM GOING TO PUNISH MY SELF BY NEVER COMING ONTO IRC AGAIN, OR READING ALT.SLACK.
geethree: SHE'S GOT THE FILM AT ELEVEN IVAN
Friday-j: Stang - Don't let Sivet see me like this.
Modemac: Friday: Liar.
cuthulu: that'll look good in the channel log :)
N_X_K: Friday:That's punishment?
Stang: Friday: That's PUNISHMENT?>
RevNickie: Never reading alt.slack? That's no torture, that's a week in paradise
Friday-j: Stang - To punish myself I will RETURN ALL YOUR EMAIL UNREAD.
geethree: FRIDAY: WILL YOU MEET ME ON SOME QUIET CHANNEL FOR MORE ABUSE???
ICEKNIFE: Firday: bye
cowshed: i said "talk to me"
Friday-j: GGG - No! Stang has not yet pronounced JUDGMENT.
geethree: HEY FERGIT THAT JERK
Friday-j: I will never look at SubSITE again, or attend another Devival!
Stang: Oh, yeah... yawn... "judgement"... we gotta do the Judgement...
ICEKNIFE: cowshed: send lots of money first
Friday-j: I found those matches - HERE GOES MY MEMBERSHIP CARD!!!
geethree: GRIP IT WITH YOUR LABIA BABIA
Friday-j: I AM NOW DAMNED TO LIVE ON THIS PINK EARTH FOR THE REAT OF ETERNITY!
Modemac: I'm amazed she can still hold matches after all that...
geethree: REATY ALL RIGHTY FRITY
Stang: Ho hum here goes: "AND IS IT NOT TRUE THAT YOU, REV. FRIDAY JONES, DID KNOWINGLY FORSAKE YOUR SACRED SCRIBE AND MAKE HIM A LAUGHINGSTOCK AND POOR PATHETIC VICTIM, CAUSING HIM TO THROW FITS AND KILL THREE NEIGHBORS?" Aswer...
wei: Tri-G, why do you keep trying to sequester us away.... hmmmm... why am I asking...?
geethree: IVAN: i TOLD YOU SHE'D BE ABLE TO TALE ALL OF YOU!!
Friday-j: Stang - I know that you will never forgive me, and I just want you to know that I am very, very sorry I kicked you last week.
Friday-j: Stang - YES, I DID.
geethree: WHY YOU ASK KNICKKY
Friday-j: Stang - I accept all your punishments and raise you an Iron Maiden.
Friday-j: Stang - I CONFESS! I CONFESS!
geethree: WEI: i BEL;IEVE IN IT ONLY FOR THE FIRST SEQUESTER
Stang: Judgement continues. "YOUR HIGH UNPREDICTABILITY IS NO EXCUSE, FRIDAY. Recording Angels: Does the name Friday Jones appear in the Book of Life?"
RevNickie: I call that Iron Maiden, and raise you a dokken
Stang: "NAY, LORD."
Friday-j: Stang - I accept my damnation.
RevUni: dokken? eww. not worth much.
Stang: "THEN TOSS HER INTO THE LAKE O' FIRE. AND IF SHE BEGS TO BE THROWN THERE AND THANKS YOU FOR NOT SENDING HER TO SUBGENIUS HELL, IGNORE HER.
geethree RELEASES THE LATEST RECORDINGF ANGEL UPDATE, FRIDAY'S NAME HAS BEEEN EXTIRPATED
Friday-j: I embrace the flames!
N_X_K: Stang:OBJECTION! No Yetisyn appears in the Book of Life.
Friday-j: I writhe in the endless fire and feel it destroy me!
Friday-j: Then I am healed, only to be scorched again!
cuthulu: asbestos for sale!
Friday-j: Endless pain! Endless damnation! I DESERVE IT!
RevUni wonders if she'll ever get to eat tonight
cowshed: asbest this
geethree: OH COME ON FRIDAY NOT SO FEWKIN' MELODRAMATIC PUHLEEEEEZW!!!
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geethree WONDERS WHO HE'LL GET TO EAT TONIGHT
Friday-j wails in anguish from the very bottom of the Pit
Stang: "HELL ON FIVE CENTS A DAY" by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, only $89.95....
N_X_K: PK
PeeKat: Here at last...
RevNickie: GGG: why are you suddeny talking lroger rabbit?
RevUni: Well dammit, Boy...its about TIME!
geethree COVERS UP THE PIT
cowshed: he can eat me
PeeKat: SORRY. Hmf.
RevLoki: I just got out of the shower, I'm all hot and steamy and bad, I need to be beaten.. ohh wait, this isnt #BDSM
Friday-j: Stang - I already gave you all my money, guess I'm damned ...
RevUni: :)
PeeKat: I'm getting my own phone line soon...
geethree: KNIKKY WHAT ROGERRABBIT
ICEKNIFE puts FRIDAY in the TV RE-RUN ROOM FOR AN ETERNITY with only fritos and chunky peanut butter and grape koolaide without sugar
Friday-j: I can smell my own flesh searing
PeeKat: I'm also getting a nice slave from a white slavery cartel
RevUni: the last thing i said applies to that as well.
Stang: ICE WATER, One Soul Per Sip....
Jovial: stang: why haven you killedme yet?????!!!!!?!
geethree: ICH BIN EIN dOBBLINER!
Friday-j: Stang - I refuse the ice water.
RevNickie: dumbenassen
Friday-j: I am not a jelly donut! I am a soul DAMNED TO ETERNAL TORMENT for kicking Stang!
PeeKat: I don't know, i don't care, I'm not even here, JUST IGNORE ME.
geethree: JA IST URDUMMHEIT
RevUni: Hey PK, Stang said I can have Friday's remains for dinner when hes done with her...wanna share? :)
PeeKat: YEAHYEAH YEAH!
Stang: Damn, this Helle is getting so crowded the little list of names fell off my screen.
PeeKat could go for some nice Friday remains...
RevUni: I knew you would! :)
geethree: GO TO WIDESCREEN HELLE IVAN
cowshed: hey, i like the jelly donut thing--maybe you are a subgenius
Friday-j is certain that she will soon be completely destroyed by the pain
PeeKat: My monitor just switched to 3d...I wish it'd stop doing that...the words are flying RIGHT AT ME....
*** lurch is now known as LeonSpink
geethree ASSURES HER THAT SHE WON'T LIVE THAT LONG
PeeKat swats the words as best as possible
Friday-j: STANG - WHAT CAN I DO TO SHOW THE SINCERITY OF MY SORROW????
wei: Friday! Friday! Can you hear me? It's Wei! I've got a vat of Aloe I want you to jump into right now! These men are just too damn rough. The needles, the acid, even the salt walk I can understand. But THIS! The lake? No, dear. Jump quickly!~
RevLoki tries to tip the kettle by poking Friday in the eye with a needle
RevUni: yeah, and HOPEFULLY you'll soon get to find out what it feels like to be digested. ;)
cuthulu: Stang your computer is almost three minutes in the furure
cuthulu: future
Jovial: anarchy "Bob" at the mayo clinic truckin on with plasma blood and sperm
Stang: Friday's FINALLY getting off now. Look... she's getting a bit FKLUSHED.
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ICEKNIFE: the cruelest punishment of all... sever all her nerves
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PeeKat wanna be fklushed
RevUni will BRB
Jovial wont
Friday-j: STANG - PLEASE, I WILL WILLINGLY DIE A THOUSANDS DEATHS JUST TO BE ABLE TO EARN ONE BREATH OF YOUR FORGIVENESS
RevLoki: naah, just sever the nerve to her clit. or whast left of it
cowshed: why is everyone always so weird?
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dad: Friday, you look, um, ravishing
PeeKat: Which one?
geethree GONE FOR MORE BEER SWEARS HE'S GONNA PUT A FRIDGE IN BY THE PC
Friday-j shaves off her last two clits with the straight razor
Bebe_Rebozo Oh, is the ritual still going on?
RevLoki: ALL OF EM!!
PeeKat winces
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dad: Bebe: the ritual never ends
cowshed: so weird
Friday-j: I WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ORGASM AGAIN TO ATONE FOR MY KICKING OF STANG
Stang: Yeah, Dad, Friday looks really PRETTY surrounded by flames with the flesh peeling off her in sheets, regrowing, and peeling off again.
RevUni: oh boy. i get disturbing email enstuph!
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wei: Hey, c'mon, Rev. Doncha know to err is human but to forgive, YETI!
PeeKat: RITUALISTIC ORGASM KICKING!
Bebe_Rebozo Djam Karet?
dad: yeah Stang, good work
PeeKat: Disturbing?
cuthulu: i promise to have your orgasms instead
PeeKat: HOW disturbing, and in a good way or bad? :)
Friday-j: The demons are walking through the flames, poking me with their red-hot spears - THE PAIN! THEEE PAINNNNN!
ICEKNIFE: fun an profit?
RevUni: hmmm. depends on how you look at it.
Stang: Friday, give me a break, you're having an orgasm NOW!!! This IS an orgasm compared to what comes NEXT!!! But we won't tell you when that is, that'll be a SURPRISE.
PeeKat looks at it thru a kaleidescope
*** Signoff: LeonSpink (Leaving)
Friday-j gouges out her own eyes not to see the horror, only to feel them grow back
Stang: We don't want to spoil your SURPRISE, Friday!
PeeKat: Lurchy left us!
RevUni: Maybe being renamed "Unibabe One" by Lou isnt such a disturbing thing.
Friday-j: Stang - I'm sorry, I guess I have truly failed.
PeeKat: Unibabe One? What did I miss?
Friday-j: I am clearly too weak to be able to please the wrath of Stang.
Stang: Hoohooo... now she's "SORRY"!!
RevUni: but then again, the word "babe" *shudder*
Friday-j: I think I will leave here and just not come back.
geethree: FRIDAY; BE STRONG HERE IS A FLASK OF GURUPEE WITH THIS YOUR REDEMPTION WILL BE VOUCHSAFED
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Friday-j: Stang - I was sorry from the first time I kicked you. Well, maybe from the third time.
N_X_K: Stang:This isn't nearly enough. Bring her back to life as a Microsoft programmer.
PeeKat: What's wrong with 'babe'? It can be a compliment.
Stang: You weren't so SORRY when you VIVISECTED THOSE PUPPIES while PUSHING MOTHER TERESA OUT OF BED and KICKING ME simultaneously, now did you?
Friday-j: GGG - I CANNOT EARN REDEMPTION - I AM TOO WEAK
geethree HANDS HER AN ANCIENT BLUE GLASS FLASK ENCRUSTED WITH NITRE AND ARCAN DESIGNS AND SIGILS
RevLoki: BRING HER BACK TO LIFE AS BILL GATES SON!!!
RevUni: yeah, i know.
Friday-j cries bitter, bitter tears of complete despair
PeeKat watches Friday suffer, eating popcorn
Stang: (Stang jacks off while watching Friday cry.)
ICEKNIFE: GGG has the right idea... the "batcave" for wacked out hyperescapeist couch potatos.... the ultimate COMPUTER CHAIR... ala Mobius of the NEW GODS (C)Jack Kirby
RevUni: Friday! Will you DIE already??? I'm HUNGRY!
Friday-j: Stang - Well, I am sorry about kicking you. Mother Teresa deserved it.
RevLoki comments to Peekat.. great stuph, huh?
geethree PICKS UP FRIDAY IN HIS STRONG AND MANLY ARMS AND MOVES HER TO A COMFORTABLE ZONE AND THERE LAVES HER WITH THE GURUPEE
PeeKat comments back Eh...I've seen better
Friday-j writhes as she watches Stang masturbate to her agony
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Friday-j: GGG - GO AWAY UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO HURT ME!
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PeeKat: I want PAIN! REAL PAIN! C'mon...this is WIMPY stuff...
Bebe_Rebozo Failure? Failure? Come on, we're STILL not finished here.
Friday-j: WHY CAN'T I SUFFER ENOUGH?
Bebe_Rebozo Wow, this is even better than Catholic Church!
RevUni: PK: you MISSED all the GOOD stuff.
Friday-j quickly grafts on three more spinal cords to carry more pain messages
PeeKat: Make her SUFFER!
PeeKat: Uni: But it should start slow and GET BETTER, dammit
N_X_K: PK:It's a bit of a bust...Friday got all the good pain already
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Stang: Friday, look, I could SAY I FORGIVE you and all, but... I know that's not enough.
ICEKNIFE collects her tears for future alchemical use
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Friday-j: Now I'll have to enlarge the PAIN CENTERS OF MY BRAIN - good, Stang dug out a nice channel to put them in.
geethree: FRIDAY THE PAIN OF THIS PEE WILL MAKE WHAT YOU HAVE SUFFERED A MERE TWINGE UNTIL NOW BUT IT WILL REDEEM WHAT IS LEFT OF YOU AFTER THE PAIN PEAKS
PeeKat: Dammit...my fault for having a family that uses the phone
RevUni: what should be is not always what is, PK.
Friday-j: MY EVERY BREATH IS A CHESTFULL OF RAZOR BLADES
dad: Meg is on Stang Strike
RevUni: yep.
PeeKat: Uni: I live in the SHOULD, not in the IS! DAMMIT, GIVE ME SHOULD!
RevJack: Vey eerie ICE
Friday-j: Every beat of my heart is more painful than a thousand blades thrust into my flesh
RevUni: your fault for not having yer own phone line, as well.
RevJack: Yery, oy vey
Friday-j: The touch of the air on my skin os worse than being flayed alive
Stang: I must PROVE my forgiveness using this MOLECULAR-SIZED ICBM with MULTIPLE MINI-WARHEADS injected into your bloodstream and timed to go off when they hit your spine.
RevUni gives PK some "SHOULD".
Friday-j: Stang - Not the spine! Aim for the PAIN BRAIN!
ICEKNIFE: great wav for this scene
RevNickie: What about "COULD"?
Stang: I told you she was getting off on this. Pull the plug.
PeeKat: "COULD" is okay, but not HALF as RIGHT as "SHOULD"...
RevUni gives Nickie some "COULD".
PeeKat: Yeah, you can have the could...I don't wannit...
RevJack gived PK some PEE
Friday-j: Every light particle striking my flayed retinas is more painful than LIFE ITSELF
PeeKat: Ahem...ICBMs? Shit, I guess I DID miss the good stuff....
Friday-j: Stang - Will I ever be forgiven?
Friday-j: I guess not.
PeeKat: ICBMs are tame...
RevUni: Nickie, anything else you want while im in such a GIVING mood?
Friday-j: Life is meaningless.
PeeKat drinks it
Friday-j: I mean, without "Bob" ... without the Church ... what is there to live for?
Stang: No, Friday, you are banished forever to the ice floes...
RevNickie: I want more soda...Will's mad I finished it
RevJack dabs at PK's chin with a fine linen napkin
PeeKat: Baking soda?
RevStupid: areally good chicken fried steak?
geethree: OKAYT STANG HERE'S THE DEAL. YOU GET BACK 1/16 OF YER SOULD AND FRIDATY WALKS
Friday-j: Goodbye Stang. Someday I hope that you will be able to forgive me.
Stang: DEAL!!!
Friday-j: Perhaps as you piss upon my bones as they lie moldering in the rubble ...
*** Signoff: Jovial (Read error to Jovial[PPPD1.TST-MedHat.com]: Connection reset by peer)
Friday-j is really crying now
*** Signoff: MegaLith ((Connection reset in cement))
RevLoki: good night.. I'm leaving..
RevUni: Nickie: THATS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE! I SHARE MY MOUNTAIN DEW WITH NO ONE!
geethree: OKAY FRIDAY PUT YER PANTIES ON, GO HOME AND NEXT TIME DON'T FUCK AROUND!
Friday-j: I am sorry.
Stang: Stang is really cuming now.
PeeKat rushes with a bucket to get the tears
Friday-j: I WILL NEVER BOTHER ANY OF YOU AGAIN.
RevLoki: I'm TAKING ALL YOUR ASSES WITH ME!!!
RevLoki: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
PeeKat: Heh...DNA...
RevUni: Do I still get to eat you? ;)
Stang: Yeah right, Friday.
ICEKNIFE: NO SHE'S NOT, KEEP HER OFF MY FLOES STANG YOU EMACIATED LITTLE MUTATE! FUCK!
PeeKat hands Loki my ass
PeeKat: There ya go.
RevLoki: Why thanks, pee
RevLoki: anyone else?
Friday-j: Well, guess there's only one way to prove it isn't there?
PeeKat: You can take it with ya...I don't need it.
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Stang: Ooops, Sorry Iceknife, didn't mean to filthy up your Floe of Banishment with Friday...
RevLoki hands pee's ass to Uni (here, you'll enjoy this more than me)
PeeKat: Hey!
RevUni: WOW! A BUTT! COOL!
PeeKat: She'll eat it or something!@
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PeeKat: Don't give it to HER!
Stang: Heh heh... I'm not too worried about Friday... she'll do okay out on that ice... she's a resilient girl.
RevUni: <evil grin>
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Friday-j: I FORGOT TO THANK GGG FOR TRYING SO HARD - I REALLY DO APPRECIATE IT
RevLoki: HAhaha.. Good night, and remeber.. I'm selling bottles of the stuff thats all over the floor tomorrow, so have your checks ready
PeeKat: Don't go eating my ass or anything!
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cuthulu oils his tentacles in preparation for entry
Stang: Heh -- what'd I tell ya?
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wei: Hey, what about me?
geethree: IT WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO FRIDAY
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RevJack: Wei - come to #slack?
wei: I askerd you to jump into the aloe!!!!
PeeKat is boycotting #slack
Stang: OH GREAT!! We still have Rev. Unibomber and Princess Wei to "do"!!
FlipSiDe: Hrmm.
RevUni: OH BOY!
PeeKat is boycotting #slack cuz two channels at once is too hard
FlipSiDe: very very interesting.
RevLoki: princess Wei R Doable?
PeeKat: We gonna do Uni and Wei?
RevLoki: huh huh "hard"
PeeKat: Do WHAT with 'em?
PeeKat is confused
RevJack is boycotting #PeeKat
ICEKNIFE: Send me someone I can USE
Stang: Wei... you askerd WHO to WHAT!!???
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ICEKNIFE: x marks the cyst
PeeKat is jacking #boycott
geethree: HEY WEI IS UNDER PERSONAL PROTEC OF GGG ENTERPRISES JOOBY BOYZ
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PeeKat: Do we still get to eat Friday?
Stang: That Wei... she's just a vogue idol lass.
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RevUni: Im unprotected! COME TORTURE ME!!!
Stang: Gives soul load, though.
Bebe_Rebozo YOu can eat any damn day of the week.
N_X_K: GGG:Don't give me that. You know how much Gordon Enterprises security clearances are worth
PeeKat eats the weekend
wei: I askered Friday to jump right into a nice vat of aloe I had when she was in the fire, but I guess my name's just printed too small or somethin'
geethree: YOU KNOW THERE'S JUST NO GODDAMNED RESPECT, WHEN i WAS A ZOMBIE...
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PeeKat: When YOU were a zombie, they didn't hafta be scared of fire cuz it wasn't AROUND then! HAHAHA! Go to BED OLD MAN!!!
Stang: Wei, your name IS printed rather small. If maybe you got out your bike pump and worked on that first letter...
N_X_K: GGG:You were NEVER a zombie-You went straight up to Dobbs' personal corpse
PeeKat: Try: WEI
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PeeKat has no respect for his elders
wei: I feel so safe, nestled in the protec of GeeeeeeThreeeee
cuthulu: i wish keanu reeves were here
geethree SLAPPS PEEKAT AROUND THE HEAD WITH A MOLDT PEEDOG DICK]
PeeKat: Who doesn't?
wei: Pumping
cuthulu: poopdog!
Stang: Oh yeah, Wei, you're just REAL damn safe with nice Unky Gordon!! (%#%#^#&!!)
wei: Ain't workin'
ICEKNIFE slaps cuthulu around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
PeeKat eats the peedog dick
RevUni: Ummm, I dont. But id N0RB was here,, THAT would be ANOTHER story!
cuthulu slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with a large trout
wei: ta heeeeeeeeeee
RevStupid: I got a few ideas for Mr Kenunu
PeeKat: N0rb is a weener...
RevUni: Nuh-uh!
Stang: WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE PEEDOG DICK, YOU TALKING MONKEY?
geethree: MAN THAT STANGKY, SEZ THE SAME THING WHEN i TAKE SIVET OUT FOR A RIDE IN M'CAR
RevUni: I lub N0rb!!! :~(
PeeKat: Yup, n0rb is a wussy weener fagboy SUCKERFISH!
PeeKat: Me talking monkey for G3 talking monkey?
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cuthulu: Subsite is nuclear!
PeeKat is making Uni cry
RevUni: 311 SUCKS. (no offfense.)
cuthulu: enough weird energy from that computer to light the eastern seabord
PeeKat: 311 does NOT suck.
RevUni weeps
dad: 3/11's my birthday
RevStupid: yup sucks
cuthulu: it was a subsite electron that got loose and downed flight TWA 800
PeeKat: it is a PERFECTLY FINE number, on par with 433 and 574
RevUni sobs
Stang: Hey ya'll, I've been getting what I think may be REAL hate-mail from some Christer... I posted it on a.s. a while ago today, hope it gets there... priceless idiocy.
Bebe_Rebozo 4/9's my birtday.
PeeKat catches the tears in the bucket
cuthulu: i saw it stang
PeeKat: Oh YEAH? My BDay is 7/4/74. BEAT THAT!
three11 thinks PeeKat kicks ass
cuthulu: i thought it was lame
dad: you'll have to post it through aol
geethree SHARPENS SCIMITAR
Bebe_Rebozo I only got 5 megs left on my HD. and a 3 meg quota on this account.
PeeKat: I kick LOTSA ASS!
geethree: SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROB BEBE BABY
three11: hell yes
RevUni: PK: it is NOT! (is it?)
Stang: Well, cuthulu, we don't really GET enough hate mail and when we get ANY it's a cause for celebration.
PeeKat: Uni: yes it is.
ICEKNIFE steals the bucket, adds them to Fribrain's, and the blood of a green energy demon...
RevUni: hahahahaha
wei: Here's some nice chocolate cupcakes I just iced. Everybody eat up!
PeeKat: Uni: ?
RevUni: wait. I thought you was 24!
PeeKat: Uni: 24?!?
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cuthulu: sign Robert Tilton up on the church roles and send him the stark fist
RevUni: did you lie to me again?
cuthulu: that'll get ya some hate mail
PeeKat: Uni: I never said that. I toldja I turned 22 at the XDay drill this year
RevUni: am i gonna have to kick yer ass?
N_X_K: cthulhu:Couldn't have been. Dobbs was on that plane. I should know, I booked his flight myself, swapped the tickets in his bag and fired the proton charge from the Bolivia proton battery MYSELF
Stang: ICEKNIFE!!! Watch it! Whatever you do DON'T slosh that bucket around while saying YOG SOTHOTH three times!
RevUni: I thought you said 24!!!
cuthulu: one of my favorite lines of yoursx is "John F. Robert Kennedy Tilton Jr."
RevNickie: no, he's 74
geethree: NAH YOU ONLY HAVE TO SAY IT TWICE ACTUALLY
PeeKat: When we were all talking about ages enstuph, I toldja I turned 22. If you can't remember ONE SIMPLE NUMBER, it's not my fault...damn innumerate wimmyn...
Bebe_Rebozo PK: YM "CHYX". HTH.
geethree: GET A GRIP PEEKAY
RevUni: Hey, Fuck you. You ragged on N0rb. You suck. :P
cuthulu: the elctron hit long before your missile detonated. Just wone of those coinceidences i
N_X_K: Cthulhu:It missed, though...Some terrorist missile hit it instead
ICEKNIFE: dude, she's 17!!!
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PeeKat: GET A GRIP NOTHING! I GOT NOTHING TO GRIP!
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PeeKat: I wish I could get a grip on reality...SO I COULD STRANGLE IT!
Stang: WHOA!!! I gotta go flip another TAPE!!! DAMN that SHOW.
PeeKat: I am not 17!
geethree: THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THE YOUNGER GENERATIONS!
cuthulu summons the black goat of the woods with a thousand young a a few scattered in-laws
Bebe_Rebozo Nothing to grip? Jeez... I've always got my dworkin...
RevUni: Me? 17? HAHAHAHA and next thing you know, I'll be Psych.
dad: STang complains about the show but I know he couldn't live without it
PeeKat: You ARE psych you forgetful shebeast!
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wei: Man, after all that 'frop, I thought ya'll would rilly appreciate these cupcakes. OK, I'll just have to eat 'em my self. Last chance.
RevUni laughs hysterically
Jovial fux
dad: ok, I want one of wei's cupcakes
cuthulu: i hope keanu reeves guest on the x-file this year -- he and duchovny would make ideal partners
PeeKat: And n0rb sux.
RevNickie: PK and I would've been in the same grade together
Bebe_Rebozo What the hell, I'll take a cupcake, Wei.
Jovial: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wei: Here. ENJOY!
cuthulu: I want shaved-pussy-flavored ice cream
dad: the juicy one
Jovial: n0rb RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RevNickie: ME LOVE DAVID DUCHOVNY VERRRY MUCH!!
RevUni: eww.
Jovial: n0rb is my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dad: anchovies are good
wei: There's a secret ingredient.
PeeKat: Nickie: WOULD'VE BEEN? Would've been if....what?
RevUni: Jovial, SHUT UP, WILL YOU?
wei: Maybe I should've told you.
RevStupid: I hope keanu does a better job next timehe jumps off a motorcycle and bumps his widdle head
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geethree: WEI: YOU ARE MY CUPCAKE BUT DON'T TELL IVAN
Jovial: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RevNickie: If we lived in the same town, dumbass
cuthulu: who wnats porn!
cuthulu: ?
RevUni hits Jovial on the head with a hammer
RevUni: I DO!
Stang: Wei... shoot one of them cupcakes my way, ace.
Bebe_Rebozo ...secret ingarenaidainenant?
RevUni: (what else is new?)
PeeKat: Uni: Upset cuz he's saying it before you can? :-)
Jovial: Ow
Bebe_Rebozo What kind, Cuthulu?
Stang: YUM!!! What's IN this cupcake??
cuthulu: all kinds
RevUni: Oh yeah.
wei: Shhhhhhhooooop!
wei: D'ja get it?
Stang: M Gb... ths cpcake... 's GREAt... Mmmmph...
Bebe_Rebozo aiyiyiyiyiI feeel funnnny....
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Agent: heya!
RevUni: Agent! Baybee!
PeeKat: Finkerbabe! 'Zip?
PeeKat: Zup?
PeeKat: Zap?
Stang: Gulph.... mmmmph.... BURP....
Agent: hey uni? what's been shakin?
wei: There's a modicum of 'frop laced in for spice. Don't eat it too fast.
Agent: ahh PeeKat
Bebe_Rebozo Why are you all staring at me....??
cuthulu: frop
RevUni: not I, but its all good. I'll shake for you.
Agent: er i meant hey uni!
dad watches Stang as crumbs tumble down his chin
PeeKat: Bebe: It's the extra eyes
Stang: (Stang says "PRAISE BOB" while belching real loud and long
Bebe_Rebozo Where did all those eyes come from???
Agent: can't get that punctuation right
ICEKNIFE: I KNEW IT!
ICEKNIFE: hahahaha
ICEKNIFE: synchonicity...
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cuthulu: is there frop on other planets, or are we gonna have to bring our own supply after x-day?
ICEKNIFE: AGENT! You old AGENT you!
Jovial says KILL "BOB"
Stang: FRUPCAKES, ONE SOUL PER BITE!
Agent: haha
geethree GIVES STANG A NAPKIN SO HE CAN WIPE HIS STICKY MOUTH
PeeKat says "Kill Jovial"
Bebe_Rebozo CuthuCuthulu: Once we're transfigured into Overmen, we won't NEED frop.
ICEKNIFE SINGS: CHTULU dida HULA in Honalulululuuuuuuu....
PeeKat: We gonna MAKE it in our GLANDS!
cuthulu: not needing frop ... there is a weird thought
RevUni: Cuthulu gives me MUCH porn. I like this guy.
Agent: i love frop...there is frop on teevee as we speak..good frop too
Stang: VALUES SOIL GOD!!!
cuthulu: this isn't acromania, stang
PeeKat: Stang: Is that an advertisement?
Bebe_Rebozo y)Anyone who wants to give me porn should e-mail it. And it better be good.
PeeKat: Acromania! SubG acromania...that was fun...
RevUni: Oh damn. We should go play acromania.
N_X_K: Bebe:SEZ YOU! Look at Philo-When he doesn't get his Frappy he starts levelling buildings
PeeKat: Heh...
Stang: PeeKat, yeah, we're pushing this new company called Glands Audio. Show distributors.
PeeKat: YXIM
PeeKat: Member THAT?
RevUni: your xrays intimately masturbaate!
geethree: NXK: REEMBER WHAT STANG SEZ: wE FROP THAT OTHERS MAY LIVE
RevUni: LOL
Stang: GGG: DOBBS said that, not me. I just use it as an excuse.
PeeKat: Young Xists Intuitively Masturbate -- CLOSE, but no cigar!
ICEKNIFE: When we planted the stalks around the inner walls of Kthuleth, where dwelt the old ones, we'd use the damned, head first in the groud, as support posts, until Dobbs came from Ryleht
dad: 'Frop is one of the basic building blocks of the UNIverse
RevUni: yep, i know. quick thinking is not one of my strong points.
Bebe_Rebozo Along with hydrogen and stupidity.
cuthulu: sacred scriptures
PeeKat: Uni: Well, duh...ya don't gotta tell me THAT! :-)
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geethree: IT IS THE PRIME MOTIVATING ESSENCE...THINK I'LLHAVE SOME MORE
cuthulu: i have that in my unearthly dimensioned bathroom wallpaper
N_X_K: GGG:One day, i'd like to see those "others." They're getting more benefits than I
RevUni: :)
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RevUni: GRAMPA!
PeeKat is leading a revolutionary backlash against the anti-smiley backlash
RevUni: DONT GO!
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Stang: Speaking of frappy, GGG, did you get the frashy I emailed you? Or was it you that sent it to me?
Agent: has Devolver been here yet?
Bebe_Rebozo Oh yeah: :) :) :)
PeeKat: EVERYONE LEAVING!
PeeKat: All going to slack I guess...
RevUni: :-OWW : person vomiting a series of slim jims
wei: MAN! All this froptalk's really got me jonesin. (so to speak. We're still thinkin' of ya' Friday, caint stop)
Jovial: Not I
geethree: I FWERGIT IVAN HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Bebe_Rebozo It's late.. we're getting tired...
RevNick: I got kicked off, or something
cuthulu: my frined sam in austin told me how to get your music on HOS....
cuthulu: the trick is what you send in the package <bg>
Bebe_Rebozo and how be that?
PeeKat: Nickie: Yer still here...
ICEKNIFE: Dobbs taught us to use lemonheads and bat guano to triple our yeild
ICEKNIFE: he did NOT tell us that the face fucking bats were toxic
dad: it was all that luv spam Nickie
N_X_K takes the eighteen PILS that Dobbs sent him as a "gift" for killing him for the eight millionth time
RevNick: Well, NOW I'm back! Dud.
geethree: THERE'S A BUNCH ON #SLACK
Stang: Well, cuthulu, considering how BADLY RECORDED Sam's tape was, he HAD to throw in a bribe!
RevUni: yeeehawww
geethree: NICKIE ABOUT THAT HOLISTIC SPANKING COURSE YOU TTEACH
cuthulu: he's recording better now
cuthulu: i convinced him to switch to DAT
RevNick: The trick is to follow through, ggg
Stang: I am sure that some got their feelings hurt from me getting my feelings hurt and so have their OWN channel.... hmmmm...
geethree: BETTER DAN DIS HEY
dad: no Stang: I'
Bebe_Rebozo Stang: Don't take it PERSONALLY.
PeeKat: Maybe they're just saddened by Friday's pain...
dad: I've got both windows going at once!
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Bebe_Rebozo Some of us just wanted to talk away from the pain ritual.
dad: it's the only way to do this thing
cuthulu: both windows LOL
RevNick: Stang: half the people there are also here
geethree: NICK: HOW IS THIS 'FOLLOW THROUGH' ACCOMPLISHED????
Stang: Cuthulu -- well, as long as he doesn't transfer the excellent DAT to a $0.50 Certron cassette that's been left in the sun too long, it'll probably work fine.
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Bebe_Rebozo Some of us were in the middle of our OWN rituals, thank yoou very much.
cuthulu: but that's the way it was MEANT to be listened to
RevNick: GGG: as you would follow through on a golf swing. Launch that ass!
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Jovial: Bye all
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PeeKat doesn't have an ass...
Bebe_Rebozo Mach Spass!
cuthulu: speaking of which I have the very first E-Yi_E-Yi in cd quality wav format
cuthulu: if anyone wants it
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RevUni: you want it back, PK?
cuthulu: but it's 428K
PeeKat: eyieyi?
Stang: Cuthulu -- Lou sent me that today.
geethree: LAST TIME i LAUNCHED MY ASS STANG GOT SO UPSET HE PEED STERNO'S DICK
Bebe_Rebozo What's with all the wave things?
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PeeKat: Uni: Not particularly...
Stang: Lou cops stuff from a.b.s. since my server don't go there.
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RevNick: GGG: you gotta launch someone ese's ass!
RevUni: oh ok, i'll hang onto yer ass then.
PeeKat: Heh.
RevStupid: shit kids, I gotta git. It's been real fun trying to keep up though.
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cuthulu: it's amazing how much more detailed it is on the master tapes than coming through a chessy tv speaker
Bebe_Rebozo Have fun.
RevUni: Bye Stoopid. Lub Yew!
geethree: HOW ABOUT I LAUNCH YOURS NICKSTER
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Stang: ((Stang is confused by hearing his own show on the speakers))
RevNick: Not your own
N_X_K never liked the concept of the channel #slack. Its very idea brings nothing but doubt to him. Then again, he IS doubt. Blah
Bebe_Rebozo Yeah, yewbetcha.
cuthulu: i gotta go put the l'l yeti to bed
cuthulu: bbl
RevNick: GGG! Do you think you could handle it?
RevStupid: Stang Rev. Nick Smith has the same address as myself right now, Email me if'n you want it
Bebe_Rebozo #slack is OK by me.. So is #subgenius.
Bebe_Rebozo So is #jesus.
Stang: Rev. Stupid -- no you email me, I'll NEVER remember. No ROM at all left.
geethree: I DUNNO KNICKERS BUT STANG WILL TELL YOU I LIKE A CHALLENGE!!!
ICEKNIFE: yeah, #jesus is kinda fun
Bebe_Rebozo my "little yeti" never sleeps.
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RevStupid: hehe OK will do
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RevStupid: siezure Uni
RevUni: :)
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geethree: NOBODY ON #JESUS EARLIER TONIGHT
wei: That's IT! I MUST GO GET 'FROP. CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE!
PeeKat: Seize Yer Uni?
RevUni: uh oh!
Stang: Well, it is getting late... I have a phone call to make and I have to talk to the lawyers in the morning.
RevUni: .me hides
geethree: CAPE UNI??
Bebe_Rebozo yeah, well, we can't be trolling all the time.. after all, we have to get SERIOUS here..
RevUni hides
PeeKat: Stang's leaving us!!!
Stang: I need to go and wash my white preachin' suit... get the Jones blood off it.
N_X_K: Stang:Yeah, they'll be looking for Friday in about 48 hours
Bebe_Rebozo We've got to get into something real...
PeeKat: :-(
geethree: FUNNY HOW POOR OLE STANG ALWAYS HAS TO TALK TO LAWYERS ISN'T IT???
dad: he likes it
Bebe_Rebozo You got blood on it ANYWAY? The INGRATE!
PeeKat: Lawyers are cool
PeeKat: They got language
geethree: THEY'RE ASSHOLES
Bebe_Rebozo You do all that just for her, and she up and BLEEDS on your suit. Jeez.
Stang: Gimme a break, Gordon, when you turned 40 suddenly you had to talk to lwayers constantly.
PeeKat: Assholes are cool. They got lawyers.
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RevUni: hahahaha
Bebe_Rebozo Stang: Whatever you do, don't hire Jim Tamburro.
PeeKat: Thought you were hiding...
dad: watch out for ol Jim
geethree: YEAH IVAN BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP REMEMBER..MAKSOUD PLAZA, EMERALDS...COURIERS....???
RevUni: Stang: you never did get back to me about whether you wanted the N0rb tapes. Well, DO YA?
Bebe_Rebozo Nobody said she was hiding GOOD...
Bebe_Rebozo He's a crazy mofo. Crazier than my dad even. His kids got a restraining order against him.
Bebe_Rebozo And he's a lawyer.
ICEKNIFE: The Brazilian Connection
RevUni: Shit, PK, BTW...i taped that FNM bootleg for ya. sending it TOMORROW, I SWEAR.
Stang: GGG I didn't have a DAMNED thing to do with that... that was Clay Shaw's dept.
N_X_K is going back to the pits of #trax where he's supposed to belong or sumthing...bbml
geethree: YEAH HE'S CRAZIER THAN A SHITHOUSE RAT!
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PeeKat: Uni: Yeah, yeah, yeah...heard TAHT before...:-)
Bebe_Rebozo has to dub those Captain Beefheart bootlegs
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dad: sleep
RevUni: I'll bed my N0rb on it. ;)
dad: now
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geethree: OH YEAH BLAME SOME DEAD FAGGOT WITH FAKE EYEBROWS, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO STAY IN AGUA SANTA PRISON YOU DORK!
RevUni: oops. i mean BET...BET!
Stang: Rev.Uni -- I must not have gotten some of your mail. Dunno what you mean! Tapes? Send 'em.
RevUni: Okeedokee
Bebe_Rebozo has a 3RD GEN copy of the Ice Cream for Crow rehearsals coming...
Jools: Night, chaps.
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geethree: SAVE YOUR POSTAGE STANG WON'T EVEN HEAR THEM!
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RevNick: Must leave. Head still hurts. Will thinks he can make it feel better.
RevUni: Boris The Sprinkler, Stang. A punk rock doktor band if i ever heard one.
Bebe_Rebozo Night jools! Sleep well!
geethree: BYE KNICKIE
Bebe_Rebozo Have fun, nick.
PeeKat: sweet dreams, nickie!
Stang: Rev.Uni, if a tape comes with a BRIBE (wink wink) it'll be aired to MILLIONS on Hour of Slack! Well, hundreds. Dozens anyway.
RevUni: Fronted By N0rb...the "Sick Teen" Feller.
Stang: Couple of dozen.
RevNick: Same bat channel, folks
RevUni: hehehe
PeeKat: Stang: Remember 'sick teen?;'
RevUni: we'll se, now wont we.
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Stang: Oh yeah that's right, Sick Teen. Well WHIP IT OUT.
PeeKat WHIPS IT OUT!
RevUni: YOU GOT IT BAYBEE!
PeeKat: Oh...didjoo mean Uni?
PeeKat WHIPS IT BACK IN!
geethree: HERE FOR YOUR EDIFICATION: ONE SICK TEEN.
ICEKNIFE: Shaw was as un-reliable as "brother in law" and YOU KNEW THAT... Kerry WARNED you!!!
ICEKNIFE: GGG: Why aren't the Zapruder out-takes in ARISE? We PAID enough for 'em...
geethree: ONE UNBLANCED CHECKBOOK AND ONE QUICK SOJOURN IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE!
Stang: Iceknife... the Zapruder "GOOD FRAMES" are all in ARISE, you just have to know how to find 'em. See the frame that has my old drivers license... the code is there.
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geethree: STANG THINKS THEY WERE ENGINEERED BY THE GREYS ICE..HE DOESN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE VALID
fathertom: Hey all
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wei: Speakin' a da ZONE, I monna go there right now!
PeeKat: T
PeeKat: O
PeeKat: M
RevUni: Stang: if you should want a little taste of what theyre like, (and i mean LITTLE,) check out http://netnet.net/~erdbob/boris/
fathertom: Hey Peekat
geethree: i SPOZE YOU MEAN DA FRAPPY ZO=NE WEI???
RevUni: Tom, what up?
PeeKat pushes GGG's capslock key
wei: It was a real nice tea party. See ya' nex week!
fathertom: Nothin' much
Bebe_Rebozo have fun!
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ICEKNIFE: Then how do we explain the oosik scrimshaw of the dobbshead on the umbrella handle used for the old rum-runner signal "all clear"???
geethree: now see what you did peekay
wei: G'night!
Stang: I'm splittin m'self. I gotta see a man with a pipe about a dog with a lucky worm.
PeeKat: Hehehe....I DISABLED HIM!
geethree: by oh queen of all the ufoos
PeeKat: Gnite Wei!
Bebe_Rebozo Schist!
Stang: Adios you... whatever you are.
geethree: she's gneiss
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RevUni bids a fond farewell to all who are about to exit
wei: By geethree. Thanks for being my guardian and sequester attempter.
PeeKat lets go of the capslock key and returns it to the wild, after tagging it and categorizing it
wei: G'night PeeKat!
geethree loads the benel;li thinks: "I'll get a couple as theyt're leaving
Stang: Imagine hearing the KPFA parts of Hour of Slack while doing THIS. AIEEEE!!!
cuthulu: okay i'm back
cuthulu: i hope i didn't miss the group genital shaving
Bebe_Rebozo I'd *poof* out of existence.
geethree: too late cuthulhu
PeeKat: Zeagnut
Stang: Goodnight. Like Friday, I am so guilty, hurt, miffed, and tragically trotured that I shall never ever return anywhere. Oh the pain. HEUNH!
ICEKNIFE: answer THAT, STANG
wei: I heard the KPFA part on my way home tonight, and an ambulance came by, sirens blarin'. Thought I was gonna DIE!
PeeKat: We don' got no steenkin KPFA roundhere
PeeKat: (Stang wears a wig...pass it on!)
Stang: Wei -- no, I don't mean tonight's CLEVELAND show, I mean tonight's DALLAS show which is two weeks in the future. But... six o one huh.
RevUni: hahaha
ICEKNIFE: WE do
wei: It was on L'heure de Slaque on WCSB here in Cleveburg.
ICEKNIFE: bye STINKY
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Stang: WEI HAS SPOKEN! (I love using that line... actually it's HER line)
geethree: wei : I love it when you talk dirty like that!!
PeeKat: Theif!
RevUni: cuthulu: you sent that one already!!!!!!
wei: Yeah, ya' heard one confusin' as shit radio show, heard 'em all.
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cuthulu: oops
Stang: Hey, I like that, L'heueue of Slaquee. How do you SAY that?
geethree: down yer nose ivan
PeeKat: Everyone's getting pron except me...
cuthulu: lou - er of sallack
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RevUni: PK, you want PORN?
wei: Loor Deslak
RevUni: Between GGG and cuthulu, I now have a SHITLOAD.
Bebe_Rebozo OK, everybody email me their best porn picture. And I'll find one to mail back...
cuthulu: no way
Stang: "LOOR DEE SLACK" Purty FANCY.
Stang: No really, I really really have to quit now.
PeeKat: Actually, I got a lotta porn here...
PeeKat: If I bothered uplaoding it, I could flood y'alls disks...
cuthulu: why do subg's like porn?
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Bebe_Rebozo Well, I don't do DCC, I'm a Unix chump.
Bebe_Rebozo Because Subg's like fucking. And porn is about fucking.
cuthulu: dcc is easy in unix
PeeKat: C: Cuz we're all perpetually horny?
Stang: No, really.
fathertom: cause it's educational
RevUni: yup!
cuthulu: type dcc then the nick
RevUni: all of the above
Stang: I really really MUST leave NOW.
Bebe_Rebozo Yeah, but disk quotas aren't. OK, you guys can try DCCing me one.
geethree: bivan
PeeKat: Stang: GO GO GO! We don't have yer BALLS in a sling, mon!
RevUni: Stang: why dont you just leave now?
wei: Oh yeah, I've been signing off for a year now. Bye ya'll!
PeeKat: Don't make me /kick you...:-)
Bebe_Rebozo bye
fathertom: see ya
Stang: HA HA HA.
ICEKNIFE: Because it makes out THING tingle and our STUFF go WOOO WOOO WOOO
cuthulu slaps Stang around a bit with a large trout

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