10-13-96 Friday's Sunday Log (#subgenius)

Topic for #subgenius: Stanga Claus sighted on radar... fighters scrambled.
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Topic for #subgenius set by P-Lil on Sunday, October 13, 1996 8:40:57 PM
#subgenius: Friday-j VT @talysman @Dairy_King @N_X_K @P-Lil @ICEKNIFE
RevGoatPoop @TropicalHotDogDave @RevJack @TheJessie @MegaWhat
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TropicalHot What's Tom without Josh?
N_X_K: Fave, talys:Shit, man, I'm stubborn. Hodgson created it all.
When he left, it all went to hell. It JUST WASN'T AS GOOD.
RevJack: Hello, Doomed One
P-Lil: FRIDAY!!! *jumps bones*
MegaWhat wonders if we can resume nibbling Jessie now..
talysman: Friday! High!
TropicalHot Oh, wait, Weinstein. Well, I didn't like Weinstein anyhow.
TheJessie: hey - no making fun o daytime talkshow hosts.
Dairy_King: hi fri
MegaWhat: Firday!!!!
TropicalHot But no FORRESTER! forrester RULED!
Signoff: RevGoatPoop (Read error to RevGoatPoop[PPPC5.TST-MedHat.com]:
Connection reset by peer)
Dairy_King is now known as luch
TropicalHot I fucking hate ROsie Odonell.
talysman: TroDave: that's what I mean.
luch is now known as lunch
TropicalHot Freitag! Woohoo!
TheJessie: i love huh.
N_X_K: And if you don't like my opinion, wash it down with your next
dose of PILS
MegaWhat: I hate fucking Rosie
N_X_K: Friday
Friday-j: So nice to see all the lovely ladies parading about the channle
in their scanties ...
Friday-j: Hello MegaMom!
TropicalHot God, I can't even think about fucking Rosie.
lunch is now known as lurch
MegaWhat: Not-so-scantie here, honey.
RevJack wonders when Meg will realize that she has been
listening to hideous, saccharine New Age piano music by Spencer Brewer for
the last half hour
Friday-j: RevJack - Why am I doomed? What did I do THIS time?
TropicalHot Seeing those ads for "Exit to Eden" made me sick to my stomach.
I couldn't even think about S&M for months.
TheJessie: Firday I hear you live in glorious Waltham... the armpit of
P-Lil: Scanties? What's so scant about a lead-lined chemise with
matching chainlink stockings?
TheJessie: Friday, I mean
Friday-j: TropicalHot - I agree - how could they turn such a bad book
into such a worse movie?
TropicalHot Scared of RADIOACTIVITY, lil?
N_X_K: And it doesn't fucking matter, because The Young Ones is the
RevJack: Haven't women ever heard of SNAPS fer chrissakes?
TropicalHot But on the other hand, I have to say, it's what Anne Rice
fucking DESERVES.
RevJack: I mean, really
P-Lil: David: No, it's just part of the look.
Friday-j: TheJessie - More the festering crotch of Massachusetts, filled
with radioactive killer lice
MegaWhat: Dave: why not RedHotDogDave? Then Sparky could read this.
talysman: I didn't mind the movie too much. it was lame.
TropicalHot Look. See, I can't really catch onto "LOOKS".
talysman: hell, it was FREE for me.
lurch: Nuclear Cooties
TropicalHot Because Captain Beefheart never did a song called "Red Hot Dog
TheJessie: hey, I live in Mexico... I mean, I live on Charles st.
P-Lil: Lurch: I keep all my cooties in little glass vials....
lurch: I live on Charles Chips
TropicalHot I mean, I have a LOOK, but I don't have enough clothes to have
really INTERESTING looks.
Friday-j: "The best things in life are free ..."
talysman: I live on "Charles in Charge".
lurch: not cooties
Stang (istang@dal154.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius
TropicalHot But you can save it for the birds and bees, right?
MegaWhat: STanky!
RevJack: Hullo Ivan
talysman: hi, Stang!
P-Lil: Stang.
TropicalHot GNATS!
Friday-j: TropicalHot - Have you tried wearing something sheer with an
elaborate dye job underneath?
lurch: they expensive
Friday-j: Oh "Bob", it's THAT GUY again.
lurch: if you buy the good ones
TropicalHot I'm too damn poor to spend my money on CLOTHES!
MegaWhat: Sneeze baby SNEEZE!
RevJack: another Macro, dave?
RevJack: Stang, type faster willya?
Friday-j: TropicalHot - Then maybe just the dye would be nice.
P-Lil has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Cootie Smoking Trip--Have
A Seat and Strap Yourself In
TropicalHot No, the one about gnats wasn't a macro. I was quoting Captain
Beefheart again.
lurch: flatu-gnats
lurch: capt beerfart
MegaWhat: Don't inhale?
Stang: God you people are fast. I musta spent 30 seconds just labeling
my log file.
Friday-j: P-Lil- You look very dashing in your chainmail stockings,
feminine yet STRONG.
TropicalHot Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, old man?
talysman: he must be having a conversation in RealNet.
MegaWhat: We are many is all
P-Lil: Innnnnnnhale...
RevJack: It's okay Ivan, you aren't OLD or anything
lurch: Chainmail
P-Lil: Hyyyyyyyyyyyperventilate...
N_X_K: Stang must be here...I sense a powerful "ki..." More
specifically, the lack OF it)
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Friday-j gets someone else to keep poking Stang awake with a
sharp stick
lurch: turn five dollars
P-Lil: Exxxhale...
talysman: Stang: you need a prog that autologs...
MegaWhat decides to IGNORE Stang. It the only way to be safe.
TropicalHot I don't even own ANY metal clothes.
P-Lil: Friday: Thank you dear. My latex is at the cleaners'.
SaintChri is now known as ChrisLee
lurch: proghorn cantaloupe
TropicalHot Autologging prong. Humm.
Friday-j: MegaWhat - We are never safe.
Stang: I AM old and I do have Tourrette's...
TropicalHot Honrblende proghead?
talysman: prog-ram.
RevJack: heh
talysman: RAM
lurch: hornyhed
lurch: Mountain Goofs
MegaWhat: Tourrrrrrettttes! Fucking CHARMED!
Friday-j: Tourette's - isn't that a really fancy wig?
RevJack: Talysman - but it doesn't rhyme that way
TropicalHot Latex, metal; all my clothes are BORING!
Stang: P-Lil, you look GORGOEUS!! MY god if I didn't know you were
just another Texan like me, I;'d fuck ya.
MegaWhat: oops. I forgot already.
lurch: That's the wax moooseam
talysman: I am channeling Grantland tonight.
Stang: Frioday, as always, you are a GODDESS.
TropicalHotDogDave is starting to get envious. But he has no
damn idea why.
VT: Chainmail can catch hairs... must be VERY careful...
Friday-j: P-Lil - Nothing wrong with Texas wimmin in MY opinion. Ignore
that bitter old man.
P-Lil: Stang: Like you? I have quite a bit more chin than you, sweetie.
TropicalHot But that's FUN.
Stang: Rev. Jack, as always you look so studly why, I'd go queer just
to fuck ya.
ICEKNIFE: I'm back
MegaWhat: Chin fucking?
lurch: bring aigs?
RevJack waves his ass in Stang's direction
ICEKNIFE: Who let Stang in here?
P-Lil: That's right, sock me riiiiiiiiight here.
Stang: Lurch, if you'd pay for my mike I'd forgive ya.
RevJack: come 'n get it big boy
talysman: ICEKNIFE just WENT... that's how studly he is...
Friday-j: Uh-oh, Stang's really kissing butt tonight - bet he wants more
ads for the Interim Report.
TropicalHot I grew a beard because I didn't like my chin.
Stang: It was only $10
RevJack: ahahahahaha
Friday-j plants a gentle kiss on P-Lil's dainty chin
RevJack: ahee ahooo *whew*
TropicalHot Aigs? Fifty aigs?
P-Lil: Awwwww. *nibbles Friday's nose*
Friday-j lubricates her vaginal tentacles
lurch: no man kin eat fifty aig
TropicalHot If I hadn't just had some BREAD I'd be getting really hungry
about now.
MegaWhat: Lurch? Did you really?
P-Lil: Stang: Oh, all RIGHT, I'll send you money. Give me a couple weeks.
lurch: pussy whips
Modemac (Modemac@98.cambridge-2.ma.dial-access.att.net) has joined channel
Stang: I met a guy who actually has Tourrette's Syndrome the other
day, and his kid has it too. He never once hollered "FUCK JESUS UP THE ASS"
and in fact seemed perfectly, eh, nnormal.
lurch: dino flaggelates
MegaWhat: MODE!!!!
talysman: modemac!
Friday-j: Lurch - Yes, their original meaning is now revealed.
TropicalHot "..don't walk with me.. just fuck with me.. please.. you know
I'm feeling frail.."
Modemac: Yo!
Friday-j: MODEMAC!!!
RevJack: Hi Modemac
lurch: octopussy
Friday-j gives Modemac a big MANLY hug
VT: Tourrette's can be controlled with meds for some people...
Modemac needs another Net server just for his ego today. :) I
finally got my Web page mentioned in a Net book.
talysman: we need jetrock in here, he'll explain Tourettes for us...
MegaWhat: Yah. But the meds make them less creative or something.
TropicalHotDogDave has no time for web pages
RevJack applauds Modemac heartily
lurch: BRB
N_X_K: Oh, it's Modemac.
Modemac: Hey, Stang, you like the kiddie porn I sent you today?
Friday-j: All hail the Pink-recognized hero!
P-Lil: Modemac! Did you know your nick is an anagram of "DemonCam", if
you'd only add an N to your nick somewhere?!?
TropicalHot but I may put one up anyway just for my tape list.
RevJack: *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* <whistle>
Modemac: Friday! <smooch>
Stang: Modemac sent me the ULTIMATE in child porno gifs today. It's
goiung onto SubSITE immediately along with our a-bomb instructions so we
can be OFFICIAL.
ChrisLee has left channel #subgenius
RevJack has mail!
TropicalHot CHILD PORNO GIFS? FETUS molestation?
Friday-j claps quietly from under the hem of her dressing gown
ChrisLee (clbundy@indy1.indy.net) has joined channel #subgenius
Friday-j: Stang - Official what?
Modemac: Not exactly, THDDave. It's toon kiddie porn: Lisa Simpson's pussy.
TropicalHot Official SUPRESSIVE PERSONS.
Stang: Modemac's child porno was called "lisapusy.gif" and actually
featured Lisa Simpson washing her cat, but by god we can at least CLAIM
legitimacy due to it...
Friday-j: MegaWhat - Have you read "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A
Hat"? Good chapter on Tourette's in there.
P-Lil: Under The Hem... a gristly tale of degredation, prostitution,
and frappie.
TropicalHot But he didn't really mistake his wife for a hat!
talysman: thank DOBBS, "Soul Man" is OVER.
MegaWhat: YAH. That's where I gained my superficial know-it-all attitude
on Tourettes!!!
P-Lil: Under The Hem... the new steamer novel by Lilith von Fraumench.
Jack off on a copy today!
Friday-j: TropicalHot - Time for us to all hat with each other!
Stang: I have read "The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat." I
identified with it major-league.
MegaWhat: I have mistook my husband for a doormat...
P-Lil: Stang: That is a good read.,...
Modemac: BTWm Stang, I didn't draw that picture. The artist who drew it
*is* mentioned there. I'll have to tell him about the ,gif, and I know he
won't have any objections to it being displayed on SubSite.
Friday-j: If I had a wife, I'd probably mistake her for Stang - at least
from behind. I like skinny women.
TropicalHotDogDave knew the end was nigh for comedy central
when they showed Alien from LA unmsted..
Friday-j: Of course I like plump ones too.
TropicalHot MEAT! Give me lots and lots of MEAT on the women.
MegaWhat: The plump when you cook em!
TropicalHotDogDave repeats his ironing board comment for those
who missed it the first time
Friday-j: Under the Hen - a gristly poultry tale.
talysman pities those who PAID to see Alien from LA
TropicalHot Cook 'em? Not unless you count letting 'em stew in their own
Modemac: I actually *paid* to see Lou Ferrigno's "Hercules."
RevJack is now known as Doormat
Doormat: WELCOME!
TheJessie: they plump when you marry 'em.
ICEKNIFE: it's a good disorder... it's one of the 5 under the psychosis
selection power in the cd we're working on...
Friday-j: TropicalHot - How abou;t Stang doing the MST3K treatment on a
Jerry Falwell promotional film?
Doormat is now known as RevJack
TropicalHot I paid to see "Big Shots".
P-Lil: A plucking, clucking good time for all! --Ralph Reed, *My
Secret Life In The Henhouse*
TropicalHot YEERSH! It deserves it..
Stang: I saw the Lou Ferigno HERCULES on cable. It reminded me of
Friday's butt.
Signoff: ChrisLee (Read error to ChrisLee[indy1.indy.net]: EOF from client)
TropicalHot A season 3 ep had an oblique ref to the CotSG.
Friday-j: I saw "Howard the Duck" for free. I did pay to see "Johnny
Mnemonic" - just for Udo Kier. Udo, Udo, Udo ... (sigh)
MegaWhat: I just saw "Get SHorty" for free. I wont' pay for Scieno flicks.
talysman: Fiday's Butt is a Greek Demigod?
lurch: back
Stang: Friady has a Divine Butt.
Friday-j: Stang - Which part reminded you of my butt? The clumsy robots?
RevJack: I saw a nekkid woman last nite for free
Friday-j: Poor Chris Lee - this is not his night.
P-Lil: My favorite movie is STILL the Sean Connery flick *Zardoz*.
talysman: TroDave: yes, "Ring of Terror".
Modemac: I didn't know you were a woman, RevJack.
lurch: yuh
MegaWhat: Even I have my principles. Dammit! Dammit! I am FIRM ON THEM.
lurch: that was great
ICEKNIFE: Circle of Iron
Stang: Friday, your Butt is almost the pertfectly designed SHORT CHICK
BUTT. No offense.
Friday-j: You mean we aren't ALL women?
TropicalHot I heard Travolta got in a big fight with Polanski because
Polanski said scientology was a crock of shit while they were `?nworking on
a movie.
lurch: twilight people
RevJack: I saw "Pink Flamingoes" last night - reminded me of alt.slack
Modemac: Zardoz! "The gun is good. The penis is evil."
lurch: shoot seed
Friday-j: Stang - I myself think it's about 2" too big around, but I'm
working on it.
lurch: flying around in a head
TropicalHot Talysman: I was thinking of "Snow thrills".
Modemac: Well, alt.slack without the "fuzzy animal bitterness" thread...
TropicalHot Friday: Always you worrying about the butt. I don't get it.
MegaWhat: Dave: Heard that too.
VT: Speaking about 'Alien from LA'... there is a movie, British I
believe, that uses parts of that movie for a different movie with a
different name... talk about scraping bottom...
Stang: Pink Flamingos IS alt.slack, except that the cast died.
P-Lil: Modemac: Sean Connery running around in red underwear and with
a Highlander ponytail.
N_X_K: Shit...All WWW pages regarding The Young Ones have been wiped
off the face of the Earth...
Friday-j: Tropical - I'm the one who has to sit on the damn thing all
day, y'know.
lurch: yuh
talysman: Australian...
TropicalHot No, the best movie of all time is "The World's Greatest
Sinner", starring Timothy Carey.
lurch: fuckin that brit bag o bones
TropicalHot EVERYONE must see this film.
RevJack: I used to think of alt.slack as being like "200 Motels", but I
grew up
Friday-j: Stang - Most people on alt.slack have that faint whiff of decay ...
Stang: Friday, I would pay GOOD MONEY to sit on your butt with my butt.
Modemac: BTW, Stang, what's THIS? The teacher at your kids' high school
won't allow them to put their own pictures on the Web?
TropicalHot Nah, 200 Motels weren't no good. I like FZ, but 200 motels..
P-Lil: I was disappointed with 200 Motels. The soundtrack is so much
better than the visuals or the plot.
TropicalHot Uncle Meat is even worse.
Stang: Have you ever done a butt-rub? Seriously. A butt is a very
handy massage tool.
TropicalHot It was very obviously thrown together.
Friday-j: Stang - How much money? Wouldn't you rather pay BAD MONEY???
RevJack: Dave - EXACTLY
lurch: handy message tool
lurch: smoke signals
MegaWhat: Butt messages?
Friday-j: Stang - Yes, I've rubbed with and upon the butt. May I rub
your sometime?
MegaWhat: Stamp that shit
Friday-j oils her hands and gets ready to rub Stang's butt
lurch: mooose code
talysman whips out his sometime.
TropicalHot FZ should've stuck to soundtracks. Like "The World's Greatest
Friday-j bruises her hands on the protruding bones
Friday-j: Ouch!
MegaWhat: Here we go again..
TropicalHot I used to think butt-fucking was rubbing butts together.
lurch: no Buttock
RevJack: Stang, it'll get infected
TropicalHot Mar-juh-rene!
talysman: so, Dave, you got laid?
MegaWhat: Those cheeks bite back
lurch: I can't believe it not butter
TropicalHot No, I still am not laid.
MegaWhat: HAHA
RevJack: I thought it was ICEKNIFE that got laid
Friday-j: I can't butter a believer
MegaWhat: Dave is getting closer
RevJack: wasn't me
TropicalHot Don't taunt, dammit. PROBABLY! FUCKING GODDAMNED PROBABLY!
talysman: damn, meg, that's vicious!
Stang: Friday, you're welcome to rub my butt, but my heart belongs to
someone else. Modemac, the principal at my wife's school decided that no
child could ever have its name exposed on the Internet... as opposed to the
P-Lil: Tropical: I've heard homosexuality called "bumping cocks" before.
MegaWhat: ICE got a birthday bang
Friday-j: Does it count as getting laid if you do it standing up?
lurch: She can't believe she got buggered
RevJack: Yes, friday
TropicalHot Friday: Yes.
TropicalHot But do blowjobs count as getting laid?
talysman: GODDAMN MY VCR!!
Friday-j: Stang - OK, I'll rub the butt and someone else can do the OPEN
MegaWhat: Of course friday
RevJack: Talysman - ate the tape?
VT: Butter? I didn't see any 'Last Tango in Paris' references?
lurch: at e the tapeworm
Modemac: That's right, all of those Internet Child Molesters are just
waiting to pounce on your kids.,..
TropicalHot The stereo I'm using now ate my copy of "Freaks and Motherfuckers".
talysman: started at the WRONG TIME.
lurch: I coulda been a champ
UncleBear (~torque@s9.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius
lurch: stead of a bum
TropicalHot Bar!
MegaWhat: BEAR!!!!!
TheJessie: yes, Dave, but it only counts if someone else is there.
N_X_K: Shit...My Linux box just had a seizure
talysman: hi, Bear!
TropicalHot Barenholz!
UncleBear: Evening, all
Friday-j: P-Lil - What about "docking" where two guys tie their dicks
together by the foreskin?
TropicalHot I $*j?yonly WISH I could linux.
MegaWhat: Git the big buns!
TropicalHot What's that thing called where guys shove saline solution up
their urethra?
lurch: dog lenth
Stang: No seriously, ya'll, I'm saying that a BUTT is a useful massage
tool. Someone lays down on their belly and you slide your butt up and down
their back... one can apply far more pressure that way, it's a legitimate
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RevJack scratches Bear behind the ears
Friday-j gets ready to butter buns
TropicalHot And what's that artificial widening of the urethra thingy?
talysman: my linux went nuts when I reinstalled.
P-Lil: Friday: I've only seen that happen with outside help, like
alligator clips.
RevJack scratches Cuthulu behind the bar
N_X_K: Odd...Once I started looking for "stick a pickaxe through your
spinal column" with Netscape the whole thing froze
MegaWhat: cuthula!!!
Friday-j: Stang - I'd be afraid of your skinny back getting stuck in my
UncleBear scratches RevJack behind the ears
RevJack scratches his nuts while no one's looking
TropicalHot Stang: I'll have to look out for the opportunity to do that.
cuthulu: make star love, not star wars
TropicalHot I SAW THAT, Jack..
TropicalHot cxNB
TropicalHot ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE..
Randji (ircle@ has joined channel #subgenius
RevJack: sorry dave
Stang: You can wrap your urethra round a sycamore tree, according to
Joe Newman's songh about Tom Landry and the Dallas Cowboys.
MegaWhat scratches RevJack less gently
Friday-j: I'ts gonna be a hot time in the old channel toniiiiight ...
talysman: it's the amazing Ranji!
P-Lil: Tropical: That's called "ball-point-pen-up-yer-damn-DICK-boy!"
TropicalHot Stang: Yeah, I have that album.
Friday-j: Stang - You wrap first.
Randji: Praise Bob I'm Wired!
MegaWhat: Urethra Franklin
RevJack: Dave, did you ever notice that the line noise only happens when
you get all emotional?
TropicalHot Cuthulu: I may find a use for that webspace on Rlabs. Dump
some FZ trade lists on there.
MegaWhat: Gotta wrap dat
TropicalHot Jack: It's the exact opposite in the real world.
cuthulu: tropicalhotdogdave: otay!
TropicalHot I usually talk with a slight lisp, but whenever I get worked up
over something I'm completely and totally intelligible.
Stang: Rev. Jack, I sympathise completely with your wish that there be
less butt and dick talk.
TropicalHot Cuthulu: And would some Beefheart AVIs be OK?
lurch: dick buttkiss
RevJack: Stang - unless it's about mine.
UncleBear: Thanks P-Lil
MegaWhat: Jack is just skeered
cuthulu: yes
Friday-j: I think Randji is the first person to mention "Bob" in here
TropicalHot I grabbed 'em off HPR during a temporary no-quota time.
RevJack: I ain't skeered o' nuthin
Friday-j: WHAT ABOUT "BOB"!!!
lurch: see dick's butt
talysman: let's talk about revJack's butt-dick.
cuthulu is now known as Dmitri_Shostakovich
TropicalHot Randji sure as hell is. And I missed it.
lurch: jack's duckbutt
TropicalHot Russians fucking RULE, man.
P-Lil: Friday: I once saw a guy's dick turned inside out, and his
balls stuffed into the cavity, and his scrotum SEWN to his pubic mound.
UncleBear: Something in my house smells like rotting meat.
Friday-j: Let us discuss the butt of "Bob"
Stang: See Butt Dick. See Dick Butt. See Friday Monday.
lurch: duck's jackboot
TropicalHot "Bob" is my dad. I thought everyone knew that.
MegaWhat exclaims, "Great, just great. Now he's buttering his dick"
Dmitri_Shos something in my house smeels like Zoogz's dishwasher
Friday-j: P-Lil - Must make for an interesting sex life. Was this part
of a m-t-f sex change?
P-Lil: RevJack: This isn't 2010...,.
UncleBear: I think Rev. Beppo lied about disposing of that bod..er, I mean...
Stang: Tropical -- you into Peter the Great?
N_X_K: Dave:You and how many other lawsuits attest to that?
lurch: Black Jack buck lick
RevJack: Bear - check your pants first
Friday-j: Stang - You're going to see me on Monday? How sweet! BTW I
presume you got my dirty pictures.
TropicalHot Into peter the great? How do you mean, Stang?
lurch: Peter the great
TropicalHot IT'S FULL OF STARS..
UncleBear: Jack, I'm not wearing pants.
lurch: St Peter
lurch: I'm wearing plants
P-Lil: Friday: No. The guy wasn't transgendered at all. He just got
off on seeing his mistress do anything she wanted to do to him. The pain
was a minor thing in comparison.
Friday-j: Grate the peter over a saled - good protein shot!
Modemac: Here's a Revelation: The volcano on the cover of "Dianetics" is
actually a modified picture of "Bob" PYROFLATULATING!
RevJack: P-Lil - are you referring to something I said abot 20 minutes ago?
talysman: dammit, no STAR TREK references!
Dmitri_Shos Peter the not-half-bad
Stang: Friday -- I did indeed get your dirty pics, at some cost to my
server, but I really got flooded with email and have been working on LATE
TAXES so ...
Friday-j: P-Lil - Now that's a submissive I'd like to meet.
TropicalHot NXK: No PROOF at all, of course. Doesn't make it any less TRUE.
N_X_K: Have any of you seen Randji before? He might be Martyr again...
Modemac: Paise Be to Bob's Ass and his Mighty Farts.
P-Lil: RevJack: No, I mentioned "bumping cocks"....
lurch: A might Fartist Is oUr Bob
talysman: ircle.
RevJack: yes p-lil? I'm a little slow tonight
P-Lil: Friday: I know some sick fuckers, and I love them to death.
MegaWhat: A little slain
TropicalHot I'd only do that if I could do something just as nasty in return...
Friday-j: Praise the trobbing urethra of "Bob" unloading his holy
Seed-Word across the face of this miserable pink planet, smearing it in and
then making them SWALLOW IT ALL!
lurch: SIck in bed
P-Lil: RevJack: You asked if I was referring to something you said 20
minutes ago. I said no.
MegaWhat: slick cluckers
TropicalHot Ircle is an irc program. Generic nick.
Stang: If one were to pick up Robert Massey's historical book about
Peter the Great, one would learn that that particular Tsar of Russia
founded the Church of the SubGenius in the 1700s.
Friday-j: P-Lil - Do you have a good way of disposing of the bodies? I
just feed 'em to the cats.
lurch: peasant pluckers
UncleBear: With a name like kluckers...
RevJack gets it now, or at least pretends that he does
Friday-j: Tsar Stang has spoken!
lurch: upchuckka boots
TropicalHot I wouldn't be surprised, Stang. How my mom got suckered by
that bastard, I don't know.
Friday-j watches the chickens pecking away under her desk\
P-Lil: Friday: Nah, we let them live--it's more twisted that way.
Stang: I have to go flip the new Hour of Slack Tape. Back in a sec. It
was a good show this time, not like last time.
MegaWhat: Tsar. tisk tsisks
Dmitri_Shos any luck getting laid yet?
RevJack: Star Trek: Next Gen would be a lot better if Q smoked a pipe,
I'd wager
lurch is now known as Snot_Whistle
N_X_K: Stang:Many times during history the Church has been
formed...Then purposely corrupted and abandoned.
TropicalHot OK, one last time for our men in uniform:
TropicalHot I met this girl. She likes me. I like her.
Snot_Whistl skreeee
Stang: Friday, the hideous truth is that I really AM the bastard
grandson of the Tsarina and Rasputin.
TropicalHot BUT: She has a boyfriend. BUT: She's "probably" breaking up
with him.
MegaWhat: I predict, Dave will have mindblowing sex before he DIES
Snot_Whistl Razzpootin
RevJack: Dave - so, did you boink her?
Stang: And you assholes thought I was just bullshitting.
P-Lil: You know, if I had weaker scruples and more sales talent, I
would--just to see how many sadistic dumbshits are out there--market a
Gerbil Cannon.
Dmitri_Shos who bought the bump?
Friday-j: Stang - So THAT'S why you're so hard to kill! Damn! Next time
I'll have to try stuffing you into the hole in the ice.
TropicalHot NO BOINKING, come on, give me TIME!
RevJack: lol P-Lil
UncleBear: Anyone here ever here the Rasputin song by Boiled in Lead?
Snot_Whistl Rat a pult
TropicalHot Of course I'll have mindblowing sex before I die. The ONE TRUE
SIGN OF THE END TIMES is when I have mindblowing sex. I'm not kidding here.
Snot_Whistl rumpjet
RevJack WANTS A GERBIL CANNON for scientific research, of course
UncleBear: rat-a-poot
Friday-j: P-Lil - the old Whammo Air Blaster works pretty well on small
Modemac: That just means you can't poison him. Shooting with a gun
would probably still work.
TheJessie is now known as TheCharlie
TropicalHot If I get laid, the end is near indeed.
P-Lil: You load up the cannon with a gerbil BUTT FIRST. Fill the
chamber with 100 psi of compressed air.
TropicalHot Or rather, WHEN I get laid, because it's not a question of "if".
TheCharlie: Dave.. if you don't Boink her, how will you know if you want to
date her?
Dmitri_Shos brb time to make some soothing herb tea before a stimulating
bout of great mutant sex.
talysman: Dave, don't say that... someone might KILL you to avert ARMAGEDDON.
Snot_Whistl hamster howitzer
P-Lil: Lubricate, position, and RELEASE.
Stang: I have to go pee now, I'll read this part later on the log.
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TropicalHot Well, I couldn't boink someone if we weren't FRIENDS..
RevJack: Chris, what is your position on Gerbil Cannons?
Friday-j: I just saw the Pope on TV!
ChrisLee: i'd prefer a bee gun
TropicalHot I'm just saying that because I'm among friends here. Do you
want armageddon? Sure, we all do!
MegaWhat: Stang: I'm not falling for that
TheCharlie: Dave.. you watch too much TV..
P-Lil: But here's the sick part. This is for all those people who want
to know what it's like to have a live critter crawling around in their ass,
TropicalHot No, I hardly ever watch TV.
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Dmitri_Shos i think he should masturbate more
Modemac: It's official: the artist of the Lisa Simpson porn gave his
permission to put that picture on SubSite.
MegaWhat: i don't need to wonder LIL
Friday-j: Modemac - They took an awful lot of whacks at Rasputin before
he dropped. Pickled his gherkin as I recall, maybe it'll be kept next to
the Bump in the Museum of Slack
TheCharlie: Thank you Dr Ruth...
N_X_K: No...You take six or seven snails, rip off their shells and
stick THEM in the air blaster
TropicalHot And anyway, if someone snuffs me I'll just come back in a form
EVEN MORE LIKELY to have depraved kinky sex.
Snot_Whistl I think we ought to market little miners lights
RevJack: Meg wrote the book on it
MegaWhat: It's a CURSE
Snot_Whistl gerbil size
P-Lil: Well, given the gerbil's velocity going through the cannon,
it'll wind up being a DEAD CRITTER.
Snot_Whistl for spelunking rodents
TropicalHot You can't stop FATE, dammit.
Friday-j: NXK - No! Banana slugs! Great in the butt!
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Dmitri_Shos p-lil: laden or unladen?
MegaWhat: Li'l bitty claws 'n paws with every step she takes!
MegaWhat: Just like the li'l mermaid
Friday-j: Tropical - I suggest returning as a yak. All that long hair ...
MegaWhat: Sniff
UncleBear: Rasputin's not dead. I saw him partying with "Bob" just last year.
Snot_Whistl fish are best
Snot_Whistl crappies
UncleBear: We need to kill 'em both. Again.
Signoff: Randji (Write error to Randji[], closing link)
P-Lil: Laden? With what?
TropicalHot I'll have to keep that in mind if I get a choice.
VT: What you need to market is a Gerbil Remover...
MegaWhat: Li'l mermaid has no ASS perse, but you get my meaning.
Snot_Whistl rat vac
P-Lil: VT: No, I'
Friday-j: Market Gerbil Grease!
RevJack: The Amazing Randji has...disappeared!
Dmitri_Shos Gerbil Jam
P-Lil: VT: No, I'm in collusion with ambulance drivers.
Friday-j: It's amazing!
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talysman: he's been transmorgirfied into a toad by the even more amazing
TropicalHotDogDave is now known as ProbablyDave
Tarnsman: Hi all
RevJack: Tarnsman, what is your position on Gerbil Cannons?
P-Lil: Meg: Yeah, what did The Li'L Mermaid piss out of anyhow?
Friday-j: Tarnsman AND Talysman? What's a poor kajira to do?
UncleBear: Tarnsman! Just in from Gor?
Tarnsman: I like them... :)
ProbablyDav P-Lil: A Jar.
Friday-j: Tal!
talysman: Tal, warrior.
RevJack: Thank you
MegaWhat: Lil: her nose, but don't mentionit.
VT: P-Lil: Ah... the truth comes out... or it doesn't come out and
that's way you have to call an ambulance and a vet...
Tarnsman: Yupp.. Damn cramped space ships!! :O
Dmitri_Shostakovich is now known as Edgar_Var
Tarnsman: Tal Friday and talysman
P-Lil: VT: Sure. Now, if one of them piss me off, SURE I'll market a
Gerbil Remover.
Friday-j gets ready to hide her brand under her robe
Edgar_Var is now known as Edgar_Varese
ProbablyDav No, it's quote nick, EdgarD.
Snot_Whistle is now known as PaleRider
ProbablyDav And I'm going to call you Edgard. Whether you like it.. or not.
RevJack: "by the even more amazing Kreskin" - just got that, lol
Friday-j: Tarnsman - Would you like some paga?
N_X_K: Shit, let's have some more Young Ones refs...Great family fun.
There's nothing wrong with "Ooh, sone sod broke your window! That'll be
another 200 quid you owe me..."
P-Lil: Cuthulu: You're sick. I love you!
Tarnsman: LOL I guess I did find the right channel on another net!!
UncleBear: Tarnsman--what city you from?
RevJack: yes you poos bastard
Tarnsman: Sure Friday.. Long as it's from Ar!!
Friday-j: We've been warming the paga over the fire we started in Stang's
hair. He probably won't notice it for a while, so don't tell him.
ProbablyDav Paga? Why are we talking about obscure Zeuhl splinter groups?
PaleRider is now known as Fresh_Hog
Tarnsman: Port Kar!!
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Edgar_Vares I taunt you, dave, with my correct lack of a d
RevJack: Randji, what is your position on Gerbil Cannons?
talysman: Putt Karr!
UncleBear: First time I've been around folks who admit reading John Norman
Fresh_Hog: bent over in front
Friday-j: Dave - We are referring to the John Norman "Gor" series.
VT: P-Lil: Or just grease up a black racer or something similar,
then you can be Earth friendly...
P-Lil: WARNING: Before using Gerbil Cannon, make sure to severely
dilate the sphincter. Failure to do so may result in "rugburn".
Fresh_Hog: sprinter
Fresh_Hog: or distance man
Friday-j: I think a rape rack would be a great thing to sell at SF
ProbablyDav Oh. John Norman probably doesn't even speak Kobaian. Fuck him.
talysman: ehoah, I've read it. not good, but amusing...
Tarnsman: Hey.. I did it just today.. :)
Edgar_Vares Iceknife of Gpr
Edgar_Vares Gor
TheCharlie: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....
BOOM.....................<squeak, squeak> splat!
ProbablyDav A rape rack? Why do you need a RACK for that?
Tarnsman: Don't fuck Norman.. He's dead..
UncleBear: Sa'ng-Fori!
Edgar_Vares sis boom bah
MegaWhat waves wildly and exclaims - TIME TO GO CONSUME A
RevJack: P-Lil - are you implying that I should stick it up someone's
butt? I just wanna launch the critters!
Modemac: Friday: Eh, they already sell those things in at the BDSM
parties and alt.sex.bondage.
Friday-j: Dave - So they can fight against their bonds, knowing that they
are SLAVE!
N_X_K: Feh...What we need is a LARGER air blaster...One we can use to
Edgar_Vares the sound of exploding sheep
Fresh_Hog: sis boom bah
ICEKNIFE: never spent much time in GOR
P-Lil: RevJack: No, don't put it UP someone's butt. You position it
AGAINST their butt.
Signoff: MegaWhat ((Connection reset in cement))
ProbablyDav Well, why do you need a RACK for that kind of stuff? Come on,
talysman: when did he die? I thought he's been publishing a book a week...
Friday-j: Modemac - Sure, but I wanna strap in those 400-lb fannish women
in barbarian gear and give 'em a TEST DRIVE!
RevJack: P-Lil, that's disgusting! You're a bad person! Bad!
Tarnsman: It's Fun dave!!!!
ICEKNIFE: still keep a summer cottage at Caer Paravel, tho...
RevJack: And I thought you were nice!
ProbablyDav All I know about Gor is that really bad movie with all the
buffalo shots on MST3K.
UncleBear: Need a large SHEEP CANNON
Modemac: Sounds like Piers Anthony or Stephen King, talysman...
Fresh_Hog: ram jet
Tarnsman: The movies sucked!!!!
Stang: Back... Beast and I voided water in the back yard... are you
people talking about Rasputin buytts still??
P-Lil: RevJack: Oh, COME ON. What would you be firing the cannon AT,
Edgar_Vares i really dig the Rice Burroughs mars books
ProbablyDav Yeah, it's fun ENSLAVING people, but I enjoy it lots more
WITHOUT the racks..
Edgar_Vares Barsoom
RevJack: BA-BOOM BAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa........
Tarnsman: Edgar.. My favorite series!!!!!!!!!
Fresh_Hog: Brad Cooter on MArs
UncleBear: The movies didn't do injustice to the books
Tarnsman: Barsoom..
Friday-j: Stang - Nope, we're onto rape racks. You'd look smashing in
one upside-down, with your hair dragging in the dust ...
talysman: ERB rules... I mixed Warlord of Mars into that Rant...
Modemac: Friday: You mean like Brynhild from the Ring of the Neibelung?
Edgar_Vares The lovely Deja Thoris
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Stang: The ERB Mars books are like a wonderful world unto themselves,
with Slack and no TAXES.
ProbablyDav Tie 'em to a REALLY BIG stereo speaker and BLAST, uh, Blast, maybe.
Friday-j: Dave - Every accessory will make your slave feel their bondage
more abjectly.
Edgar_Vares Tars Tarkas the kickass four-armed fighter
Fresh_Hog: Cars Carcass
RevJack: Poor little gerbils!
Signoff: Randji (Write error to Randji[], closing link)
TheCharlie: but... but... what if I'm in the rape rack ... and one of my
hands slips out of the manacles?
RevJack: *POOF!* And he disappears!
Friday-j: Modemac - Breastplates and bondage and gerbils with wings,
these are a few of my favorite things!
UncleBear: Tars Tarkas could probably kick Tarl of Ko-ro-ba's ass.
Tarnsman: Oh Gawd.. I'm in Sci Fi Hell.. I love it!!!! :)
Edgar_Vares down in the park there's a rape machine
P-Lil: Try firing three in succession, but be careful, it's a
semi-auto and you can jam the gun if you're not careful.
Fresh_Hog: June bugs on strings
Modemac: Maybe John Carter's fingerprints are on the Mars Rock?
ProbablyDav I tell you, it's all about making do with what you have. You
can have plenty of fun with just a SPATULA!
Friday-j: TheCharli - Not if _I_ tie you in, bucko.
RevGoatPo is now known as RevGoatPoop
talysman: UncaBear: almost CERTAINLY.
N_X_K: mode +b ircle@*199.3.75.*
Fresh_Hog: Cheezemne of Mars
TheCharlie: but what if it is an accident?
P-Lil produces the sound of a gerbil being caught in such a gun
Stang: I have unfortunately been doing late '95 taxes all day. Next
year it'll all be computerized but today I've been swelling in a world of
paper slips and calculators.
Modemac: Maybe John Carter himself is embedded in the Mars Rock? All
shriveled and burnt when he entered our atmosphere?
Fresh_Hog: get yoh ahs to mahs
ICEKNIFE: the loigor are going to attempt to board the saucers by
replacing the archons and various others
talysman: although did you ever notice how GOREAN the Tharks were?
UncleBear: This is not Science fiction. This is Doktor Science FACT
Friday-j: Dave - Yeah, but I like setting the rack to horizontal, putting
a sheet of glass on it, and telling my Pink guests it's a table.
ICEKNIFE: it's cuthulu's fault
RevJack: *BOOM SQUEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee............ *splat*
P-Lil: Stang: Damn, fun fun.
Friday-j: Stang - Poor baby!
ProbablyDav Oh, wait, HORIZONTAL, that's lotsmore fun.
Edgar_Vares thuvia
ProbablyDav What's the best way to hang someone from the CEILING?
Friday-j kisses the sweating scar of Stang, beaded with the
exertion of dealing with the real world for a change
P-Lil: He could use a cannon.
UncleBear: That's John Carter's face on Mars. Hoagland's just too pink to
figger it out
ICEKNIFE: we have to save the church by protecting and or KILLING said
Modemac: Stang: That's what I say every year! Hasn't happened yet.
Edgar_Vares dave: you gonna fuck her on the ceiling? use the ceiling fan
for a "helicopter"
Modemac: That's why the software makers sell brand new tax packages
every spring.
talysman: John Carter is the Martian Jesus.
Stang: Talysmasn -- the similarity of Goro in the MORTAL COMBAT movie
to the Martians was pointed out to me by Nenslo... I was really siappointed
talysman: The Martian FIGHTING Jesus.
Friday-j: Dave - A really sturdy harness, and make sure the eyelets are
sunk into solid wood and are HORIZONTAL - or they'll pull out in the
UncleBear: The TWO FISTED Martian FUCKING Jesus!
Friday-j: John Carter of Gor?
UncleBear: PRABOB!
P-Lil: Friday: Hey! I know what I'm dealing with, I WILL WHUP IT or I
WILL GO DOWN, and I *still* chocolate-coat my panties at the thought of
dealing with even the POST OFFICE.
ProbablyDav BUNGEE CORD FUCKING could be fun..
Fresh_Hog: Gorton's Fishdicks?
Tarnsman: LOL Friday
Stang: Friday, will you marry me? And come live in Dallas, and do my
taxes for me? I love you so.
ICEKNIFE: stang ma6y already have been replaced
ProbablyDav Mmmm... chocolate panties..
Friday-j: P-Lil - Praise be to P-Lil, the loveliest Texan lady in here!
talysman: Stang: haven't seen Mortal Kumquat yet.
UncleBear: Jogn Carter would take Tarl's tarn, fuck it, kill it, and fuck
it again.
Fresh_Hog: Jim Carter on MArs
UncleBear: Then feed it to Thuvia
Edgar_Vares John Carter, the classic line in every book ..."blood filled
his eyes as the fighting rage swept him."
ICEKNIFE: fucking lloigor
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Edgar_Vares Jimmy Carter of Mars
Fresh_Hog: Hamstertrail for Hoomanity
ProbablyDav I saw Mortal Kombat in second run. and it wasn't as bad as
Stang makes it out to be! He's just disillusioned.
Modemac: Bungee cord fucking? Too quick! Junp off, bang bang bang,
come when the cord snaps back. Total time, two seconds. Bleah.
Desmond: evenin' foax
Friday-j: Stang - Of course, but I get to marry someone else as well. I
could just lie my face on that soft tummy of hers all night long.
ProbablyDav Brian's favorite president is Jimmy Carter.
UncleBear: I've got a Dirt Devil Bloody Rage Sweeper
Fresh_Hog: The Nuclear Peanut
RevGoatPoop I ate my own cum last night
ProbablyDav We have this really great disco song-poem called "Jimmy Carter
Says Yes".
Fresh_Hog: with hemmmeroids
VT: For the ceiling you should use more than one anchor to
distribute the weight...
Fresh_Hog: on mars
P-Lil: Friday: Oh, hon... I WILL MARRY YOU!!!
Friday-j: Jimmy Carter of Mars!
ProbablyDav How did it taste, goatpoop?
P-Lil is so happy....
RevGoatPoop STANG have you ever ate yer own cum?
UncleBear: Bill Clinton was in town here today.
N_X_K: Dave:Pheh. The anime version of the Street Fighter II movie was
FAR better than that tripe
Fresh_Hog: Jim Carter's daughter came from mars
ProbablyDav "Why didn't you do that to stagflation?"- Warrior of the Lost
RevGoatPoop it tastes bland with a touch of salt
Friday-j: P-Lil - Me, you and Stang plus someone else - a wuartet made in
Fresh_Hog: an fell flat on her face
Friday-j wonders what to wear at the wedding and decides - NOTHING!
ProbablyDav What's wrong with TRIPE? It's gotten me through so man NETHACK
TheCharlie: *BOOM SQEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Stang: I think that my problem with MORTAL COMBAT was that when I
first saw it, I was on about 20 hits of Gemera and thought it was the
ULTIMATE. Then a later saw it on tape and realized the fx weren't anywhere
NEASR as fancy as I thought they were.
VT: Nekkid weddings, how very 60's...
ProbablyDav Oooh, can I volunteer? I may be GREEN, but my money is PINK...
Friday-j: TheCharlie - Try firing those gerbils into Stang's hair, see if
they start nesting.
Modemac: Not a good idea, Friday. Being naked in New England weather at
this time of year...brrr!
Fresh_Hog: Shower Naked
P-Lil: Hmm, marrying STANG...? Uh, OK, shit, but it's gonna be a
UncleBear: Now have a question about anime-- do large eyebrows=virility?
TheCharlie: Friday.. where did you think we got 'em?
ProbablyDav I wasn't alive in tthe '60s.
Edgar_Vares The Mortal Combat movie is cool only because of Shang Tsung
P-Lil: This dyke has SOME principles!
Friday-j: Modemac - But the cold makes my nipples SOOO hard ...
ProbablyDav I was barely alive in the '70s.
Edgar_Vares i have the sega cartridge of MK
REASON to hate the Con back in the Day.
ProbablyDav My brother has MK2.
Friday-j: P-Lil - tang is very convenient. If you lose your mop, why
there's Stang!
VT: Friday: Can they etch glass though?
TheCharlie: I wasn't here in the 70's. I WAS here in the 60's though..
Edgar_Vares i was born in the sixties
Fresh_Hog: Putting down the dog
talysman: Stang: it's a LIE... they replaced all the prints with CHEAP
IMITATIONS the second time.
ProbablyDav I got nothing against the '60s. The '60s kicked the '80s ass.
ICEKNIFE: i have 2 new pez dispensers
Signoff: Desmond (Leaving)
UncleBear: I remembering OD'ing in the 60s. Not much else, tho.
Friday-j: UncleBear - Nosebleeds mean you're a virgin in anime.
Fresh_Hog: Puttin on the pez
UncleBear: Which ones, Icee?
VT: No one admits to the 70's...
Tarnsman: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell it has been fun folks..
ProbablyDav I grew up in the '80s in Montville, New Jersey.l EVIL. Pure EVIL.
ChrisLee: i thought michael valentine smith was the maritan jesus
ProbablyDav See ya, John Normand head!
Friday-j: VT - They can BURN THROUGH THE HEART OF THE SUN can my nipples
of terror!
Fresh_Hog: later
Tarnsman: Se you on the other side maybe..
Stang: Well the 60s WERE stupid as hell, but at least people GAVE S SHIT.
Edgar_Vares i was three when Buzz Aldrin was the first man to walk on the moon
talysman: bye, Tarnsman.
Friday-j: Tarnsman! Ta Sandar Gor!
P-Lil: Friday: Oh GHOD.... *laughing* You're right! Nosebleed, not
ProbablyDav There's nothing WRONG with being stupid as hell!
UncleBear: l8tr tarn
N_X_K: Mortal Kombat is suck. Street Fighter, on the other hand, is a
perfectly good blood-vendetta storyline, with people getting killed left
and right and Akuma slaughtering everyone
Tarnsman: Bye talysman.. :)
ProbablyDav The CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS is stupid as hell!
Stang: Mayhaps you are all noticing how ineffectually I TYPE.
Tarnsman: Later UB..:)
ProbablyDav *I* am stupid as hell!
Friday-j: Stang - Usually they shat on your lawn and then bleated
"Property is theft" when you complained.
Tarnsman: Be Cool Friday..
Modemac: Is it true that Buzz Aldrin actually carried a Freemasonry flag
with him when he stepped onto the Moon>
Edgar_Vares And I remember Neil Armstrongs first mars walk
Signoff: Tarnsman (Mickey was captured and held on weapons charges and
Murder and after a short legal struggle, was executed by being tied up and
thrown to a bunch of alley cats... So ends the life os a celuloid
Friday-j: Dave - We are PROUD of our stupidity! \
P-Lil: Stang: Yeah, are you using only your chin again?
N_X_K: And I DON'T mean the live-action movie
Modemac: ProbablyDave: And it took you THIS long to figure that out?
VT: Yes!
ProbablyDav Anime don't count.
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Edgar_Vares you are old father iceknife
ProbablyDav Modemac: No, I was just standing up for my stupidity.
VT: Anime counts DOUBLE!
P-Lil: Or is it because you have to look at the keyboard when you type
and you're facing... uh... inward...?
Edgar_Vares and yet you act like a lad of 12
TheCharlie: I sent a gift ICE... didn't you get it? I sent fresh air
directly to you!. (Well, OK.. I farted in your general direction)
ICEKNIFE: they young glorp said
Edgar_Vares how do you stay fit?
Friday-j gives Iceknife a belated birthday ... belch.
ProbablyDav All the really GREAT UNIVERSAL TRUTHS are STUPID.
Stang: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ICEKNIFE. Even though you have at times seemed
like the most irritating person in the universe, yet STILL I must say,
you're fuckin' FUNY.
talysman: ICE, you never TOLD anyone...
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ProbablyDav Paul hasn't figured that out yet, unfortunately.
UncleBear: Iceknife is real.
P-Lil: Ice: Damn, son, you made it. Wanna go one more year?
N_X_K: VT:Dragon Ball Z counts quadruple...
Friday-j: The Church does not exist - Iceknife is all of reality!
ProbablyDav I KNOW he's real. Who was discounting it?
ICEKNIFE: not really
TheCharlie: CHris.. In? Out! ... IN? OUT! In .. hey .. wait a minute.. I'm
getting an idea...
Modemac: Let's give Iceknife some BIRTHDAY SLAPS WITH A WET FISH!
Friday-j: Just think! You've passed the anniversary of your death, all
Stang: For any SubGenmius to live even ONE YEAR MORE in the Con world
is a feat of MAJICKKKK.
Edgar_Varese slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with a large trout
ProbablyDav If you compare anime to REAL MOVIES, most of them just get flushed.
ChrisLee: i'm getting the lousiest connection tonite
UncleBear: He's better than real, he's VIRTUAL
Friday-j: Feet of majick.
P-Lil: We'
ProbablyDav Good god. Edgard Varese just slapped around ICEKNIFE with a
large trout. And I'm not even hallucinating.
Stang: Wait a minute, how old ARE you, Iceknife? My guess: 28
Friday-j: Gawds, not the age thing again!
P-Lil: We're all The Jesus That Didn't Get Nailed. We're Dennis'
Indestructible Martyr.
ICEKNIFE: it was a virtual iceknife... the real me doesn't exist
Edgar_Vares iceknife or b****
N_X_K: Dave:What movies would YOU call "real," then? In this day and age?
ProbablyDav I got magic stuck in my god damned BONES! Not only will I
SURVIVE this next year, I will probably even GET LAID, thereby ensuring the
talysman: ehoah.
Friday-j: We are the nail cutting into the flesh of the comspiracy ...
UncleBear: Iceknife is an AI!
ProbablyDav The World's Greatest Sinner is the most real movie of all time.
Edgar_Vares damn line noise!
ProbablyDav I liked 12 Monkeys, if we're talking recent stuff.
Friday-j: Iceknife is an EYAYAYAYAIIII!
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talysman: no, "Eversmile, New Jersey" is!
Edgar_Vares 12 monkeys was great
Edgar_Vares i liked Heathers too
ProbablyDav It's the pseudo-exzJisting Randji guy.
TheCharlie: just watched Once Upon A Time in America last night... love
that one..
ICEKNIFE: Iceknife is a AI or you are twelve virtual monkeys. Why do you
think that?
ProbablyDav It was. I like Terry Gilliam.
Friday-j: I myself think highly of the Thames edition of "The General"
ICEKNIFE: achoo!
Stang: I think I am disconnected.
Edgar_Vares maybe you should try to boin Winona Ryder, there, daver
Friday-j: Bless you Iceknife
Signoff: Stang (Leaving)
UncleBear: Since I have two birthdays, next month I turn, lets see...66
ICEKNIFE: bbl... gotta foon
Friday-j: Stang - You are ALWAYS like that.
ProbablyDav DISCONNECTED SYNAPSES.. 12/15/70.. Jean-luc Ponty..
VT: Anyone seen 'Riders of the Storm'? Just watched again... f-ing
great movie...
TheCharlie: Stang is gone!!! Friday???????
Signoff: ICEKNIFE (Leaving)
ProbablyDav I didn't like Jim Morrison much.
P-Lil: Morgrubb
Fresh_Hog is now known as lurch
Edgar_Vares yeah, Riders of the Storm!
Friday-j: I'm still here - I DIDN'T DO IT!
Modemac: I like "Night of the Hunter" myself.
Edgar_Vares The Rapture!
ProbablyDav Meg left too! But Jack is here!
lurch: I like Don Ho
ProbablyDav Night of the Hunter is a good one.
Edgar_Vares and Zone Troopers
talysman: oh oh... those two are up to something...
TheCharlie: I Don like no ho...
RevJack: Dave - no, I'm not!
Friday-j: Night of the Hunter and The Haunting is a great double bill fo
rsmall children.
RevJack has left channel #subgenius
ProbablyDav The Beatles Vs. Don Ho.
lurch: Ho Mo No mo
ProbablyDav GOD DAMMIT.
ProbablyDav Oh, FUCK.
Stang (istang@dal154.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius
lurch: Got his own show
ProbablyDav I have not seen The Haunting.
lurch: it blkow
Friday-j: Hi Stang! So good you could join us.
lurch: blow
Edgar_Vares helllo ivan
P-Lil: BURP.
UncleBear: Hey, look, Stang's here!
Friday-j: Dave - The Haunting is a BIG-ASS-EXCELLENT movie!
TheCharlie: suckup suckup suckup suckup
ProbablyDav Who be in it?
lurch: No One Gets out of Here till this Pu-Pu platter is paid for
Randji: Hello
ChrisLee: Randjii: You too on indy.net?
ProbablyDav I could go for a.. PU-PU PLATTER...
Stang: I wonder what causes that disconnection.
UncleBear: Poo Poo platter?
talysman: it's ranji's fault.
lurch: me too
Friday-j: Dave - Um, I forget, my laserdiscs are packed away - can
somebody help out?
P-Lil: Anyone got some absinthe?
lurch: love big pu
TheCharlie: Friday did it..
Randji: Yes Chrislee
N_X_K: Desperado was nift
Friday-j hands lurch some poo-poo for the pu-pu platter
Stang: THE HAUNTING kicks ass!@
lurch: Poo Poo Splater
lurch: splatter
lurch: gerbil cannon
Friday-j: Stang - You bet! Great flick!
TheCharlie: shit plate for 2?
ProbablyDav LASERDISCS? All you people are RICH! Fancy racks and fetish
clothes and laserdiscs.. and I just got this cheap-ass RECORD PLAYER that I
had for 10 years already..
UncleBear: Lurch, I had that yesterday after a big Mecixan lunch
lurch: flat rats an dukey
talysman: what's the movie again? the Hauntin? lemme get my books...
TheCharlie: do you have to crank yours by hand?
Friday-j: Dave - Hey, I work at a laserdisc store - I get the five-finger
discount. Well, actually I don't.
ProbablyDav The haunting. The haunting. Mmm. I'll file that next to
Brainiac in my "to-get" list.
lurch: hand cranked poo poo splatter
Modemac: I've had a laserdisc player for 6 years, and I STILL can't
afford 75% of the laserdiscs released.
Friday-j: Stang - When are you upgrading to laser?
talysman: I have to crank all my books by hand.
Modemac: Thank "Bob" for used laserdiscs and punch-outs.
N_X_K: Desperado was some of the sickest filmmaking I've ever had the
ability to witness..."Look at that guy! I don't know this guy! It must be
ProbablyDav Does anyone have "The Complete Truth About DEVO" laserdisc?
Can they dub it for me?
Friday-j: Modemac - If there's somethign special you gotta have, tell me.
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lurch: Hum a few bars
lurch is now known as mothra
Friday-j: The Hill of Skulls is here!
Stang: ProbDave, I can certaibly identify with that. I've been working
with decks held together by sppit and scotch tape for all these years, and
these dumb-ass rich kid fucks keep telling me they'll be able to CONTRIBUTE
GREAT STUFF once they BUY their 10,000 dollar doohicky.
Modemac: Which reminds me, I saw a punch-out of "Naked Lunch" at Tower
Records for $16 today...
Friday-j is now known as mechastang
talysman is now known as Gammera
N_X_K: Then again, perhaps I'm sheltered and haven't seen the GOOD
shit yet
mothra: Hatterhorn
ProbablyDave is now known as Biollante
Modemac: Friday: Well, "Stop Making Sense" would be nice...
Biollante: Shit Jet Jaguar, what'll we do now?
Golgotha: Devo has a couple good tunes
Biollante is now known as ProbablyDave
mechastang: Dave - Make sure you specify if you want the commentary track
or not.
Gammera attacks Tokyo.
mechastang: Modemac - I mean a real disc, silly.
ProbablyDav A COUPLE? You must hear ALL of the Hardcore Devo albums!
ChrisLee: i'm watching Desperado right now
N_X_K: Gamera is friend of al children...Must kill Kenny
Stang: DEVO FUCKIN' RULZ like the Ramones and anybody who disagrees is
Golgotha tosses her red hair over her shoulder and looks around
the room
ProbablyDav 2 different dubs would be nice- one in SLP with commentary, one
in SP w/o.
mechastang attacks Dallas, plunging the skyscrapers deep into
her ... mouth.
UncleBear is now known as Tatsujin
VT: I just pickup a used copy of 'True Stories'...
TheCharlie is now known as Pussy
ProbablyDav So I could freeze-frame through all the pretty pitchers.
Pussy: I disagree
Golgotha: Stang: wow. real subgenis talk
Gammera wants to start a Devo-like band
ChrisLee: well crap... my connection REEKS tonight. i' ll get nothing for
2 or 3 minutes- and then a whole slew of stuff blasts by.... i'll try again
later.... cya
Tatsujin FUCKED Tokyo...TWICE!
mothra is now known as Blubberlips
ProbablyDav Brainiac are a nice Devo-like band.
mechastang: Golgotha - Yes, poor Stang has the burden of making us talk
about "Bob"
Pussy: who wants me?
Randji: Hey Stang how is the Colombus devial comming along?
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Pussy is now known as TheCharlie
Blubberlips 10 people for sure
ravbaby: cootie smokin trip??
Stang: You know the sad thing about True Stories is that Byrne started
out to make one movie, then got backing from Hollywood, and then it turned
into another movie. And he quit after that... smart boy.
Golgotha thinks the topic should be changed to "Those who love
Devo, raise theri hands"
Gammera is now known as talysman
ProbablyDave has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Shout if you love DEVO!
mechastang: Those who love Devo, spread their legs!
N_X_K is now known as Super_Saiyan_III_N_X_K
Modemac: A "real" disc? Maybe "Sherlock Jr." on laserdisc. Or a 50%
discount on the Buster Keaton box set...heh.
mechastang is now known as Friday-J
VT: Golgotha: You can't really have a DEVO like bad after DEVO...
The Bugle is pretty close, but the DEVO meme is now infected the world.
Golgotha: so who's takin' me on a cootie smokin' trip tonight?
P-Lil: Friday: Can we talk for a second?
ProbablyDav Bugle? Bungle?
Tatsujin: Stang, I always wondered about "Puzzlin' Evidence". Is Byrne
one of us?
Golgotha: VT: I didn't say that. Scroll up.
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Stang: The Columbus devival will be a complete mystery to me until it
happens. Dynasoar and Stave Slack are planning to show and do their songs,
otherwise I figure it's just a "wing it" situation... my fave.
Super_Saiyan_III_N_X_K powers-up, and in doing so creates a
massive shockwave that rends-asunder much of the continent
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Friday-J: P-Lil - What's on your mind gorgeous?
Tatsujin lets forth a radioactive poot, aimed straight at Dallas!
Randji: But does Gamera have a tallywacker.
Randji: I want to get the Devo CD Rom it is suppose to kick ass.
Blubberlips what on your ugly mond
ProbablyDav OK, so I've gone through Petroushka 3 times in a row now. Back
to Bitches Brew.
ChrisLee has left channel #subgenius
Blubberlips mind
talysman: OK, the haunting... stars Julie Harris, Claire Bloom, Russ
Tamblyn, Richard Johnson, Lois Maxwell, Fay Compton.
Golgotha: so what exactly do you guys class under "subgenius"??
ProbablyDav I heard the DEVO Cd-rom was kinda didactic.
VT: Golgotha: Opps... all the black text is running together...
Golgotha raises an eyebrow
Tatsujin is now known as UncleBear
Stang: Re: DEVO -- Mark Mothersabaugh and Jerry Casale have to sit and
watch TV and see their concepts ripped off by college student ad-agency
employees for the rest of eternity.
Golgotha looks at VT and grins
ProbablyDav Golgotha: Subgenius? Zoogz Rift is a Subgenius.
Modemac: Golgotha: No two definitions of a SubGenius are alike.
Golgotha: NO MORE DEVO
ICEKNIFE: subgenius? huh?
ProbablyDav I am a Subgenius.
talysman: WE are SybGenius.
Friday-J: Golgotha - Subranting, subraving, subfucking and subblabbering
about shit!
Golgotha: Subgenius
Golgotha looks at friday and lol
Stang: Zoogs is a struggling fucking unrich SubGenius like the rest of
us. A BRILIIANT fuckin guitarist.
talysman: subshit, you mean.
ProbablyDav Any woman who has sex with me automatically qualifies. Until
we decide to hate each other.
TheCharlie: I am Sub sub subgenius
Super_Saiyan_III_N_X_K is now known as N_X_K
Golgotha: Then I guess I'm a subgenius
VT: Stang: Mark Mothersbaugh is happy to sell out...
ProbablyDav My actual IQ classification is "Subgenius". Strangely enough.
ICEKNIFE: no you're not
Friday-J whispers in the ear of her intended, P-Lil
ICEKNIFE: stop that right now
P-Lil: Friday: I've been thinking about next year's X-Day Drill, what
preaching I'd do, what clothes I'd wear... if I wore a black cassock,
rip-away style, with a black preacher's shirt, a black leather tit harness
on top, a purple corset, a dildo harness--loaded, and my black paratrooper
talysman: hell, I should *HOPE* do be offered a chance to sell out...
Golgotha: Well Dave, I don't need to go through that test, thank you
Modemac: Mark Mothersbaugh only PRETENDS to sell out.
P-Lil: Friday: ...Do you think that'd work?
Stang: Mark Mothersbaugh has done what had to be done. Mark's from a
fucking Virginia family of MINERS. Get a life.
Friday-J: Golgotha - You gotta send in your MONEY to get RIGHT with BOB!
ProbablyDav Golgotha: Then you REALLY qualify.
Modemac: Someone name ONE TV show or movie that is genuinely PINK, that
Mark Mothersbaugh has worked on!
Golgotha: P-LIL: Marilyn Manson fan?
UncleBear: Working in a coal mine?
Friday-J: P-Lil - Hell, that's what I was gonna wear! OK< you wear that
and I'll do the same ensemble in white, with a big RED DICK!
Golgotha: Friday - BOB???
ProbablyDav We ALL have to live under conspiracy life. Sometimes that
means doing things that aren't nice. That's just the way itdLI?} is.
ICEKNIFE: the comercials whip it are used in?
VT: Marilyn Manson is a f-ing poser!
P-Lil: Golgotha: Not really, I like some of his stuff but I'm not
intimate with it.
Modemac: EVERYTHING I have seen Mark Mothersbaugh's name on has had Slack.
Stang: Mothersbaugh has worked on plenty of Pink projects. So have I.
Most of you live ONLY to support Pink projects. So don't fuckin' give
Mothersbaugh any grief.
Friday-J: "Bob"! "Bob" is the source of all our SLACK!
Golgotha agrees with VT
ProbablyDav Um, didn't he do the soundtrack to It's Pat?
P-Lil: Friday: Yum. We can suck each other off.
Modemac: And those commercials with Whip It aren't his fault. The
record company screwed him for that.
Friday-J: Send $1 to PO BOX 140306, Dallas TX 75214 - you will NOT regret it!
ICEKNIFE: I hate mothersbaugh 'cause he looks a lot like STANG
ProbablyDave sulks. He doesn't HAVE neat-looking clothes.
Except for THE JACKET.
talysman: I got a particular gripe with the kind of Pinks who bitch about
their idols "selling out".
Golgotha: BOB???? so is this one person or a collective?
ICEKNIFE: *I* have a GOOD reason
Friday-J: P-Lil - Let's do a live sex show on stage and then ask for
volunteers from the audience.
N_X_K: Friday:My ass..."Bob" is only there to masturbate on a concrete
VT: I like Mothersbaugh... He looks a lot like Stang.
ProbablyDav Paul goes and bothers me every FIVE SECONDS to ask if he's got
any new email about his COMIC BOOKS.
Golgotha looks for BOB....
P-Lil: Friday: Here's the other thing. I need to figure out a way to
get there, financially. What if I sold my sexhurt services each night to
someone "worthy", female, and with $100 to her name?
Friday-J: Dave - You are still a neat person though. Come here so I can
drink some of your blood.
ProbablyDav I DON"T FUCKING SMOKE, Iceknife!
Stang: If Mark Mothersbaugh can make a single spare buck off sellinmg
out then ALL POWER TO HIM. Have YOU ever done anything the Pinks wanted?
Have YOU ever had to pay the fucking rent?
Modemac: "U2 sold out after the 'War' album and I don't like them anymore!"
Friday-J: NXK - What would ou like me to do to your ass?
Golgotha has decided she likes this channel
Friday-J fingers her tentacles suggestively
ICEKNIFE: no one smoke ICEKNIFE, you dummy... I won't stay lit!
ProbablyDav Neat person.. neat person.. but all I've got are thes GENERIC
ProbablyDave pops open a vein
Friday-J: Stang - I pay the rent. When was the last time you held down
the job instead of someone else???
Golgotha: Modemac: NO WAY!! U2 sold out after Achtung BAby
P-Lil: Friday: OHK, but do you have $100?
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N_X_K: Friday:For my ass to be the source of all slack
Friday-J: Dave - The wrapping paper is not as important as what's inside.
UncleBear: Bottom line: U2 sold out
P-Lil: Ooh, that was a zing.
Stang: "SELLING OUT" -- that's a phrase tossed around by people who
never came up with anything worth ripping off.
ProbablyDav Hurry up and lick it all up, it's spilling out on the floor.
saint_bubba evening
Golgotha: Infinitely more interesting than #netsex
Modemac: Golgotha: That's how it goes. And actually, it was Achtung
Baby that got me *into* U2's stuff.
Friday-J: P-Lil - Sorry, all my money's gone. I dont' know how I'll
afford that Interrim Report ad (sob)
talysman: "sell out" = "Make money" in Pinkuage.
Modemac: They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...
Golgotha: Cool Modemac...I love the song "Ultra Violet on that album
Blubberlips flattening
P-Lil: Friday: Hang in there, hon. We'll be there as you sell blood to
afford that ad!
ProbablyDav Friday: You have a point. I'm not TOO concerned. I do lots
of interesting things, really.
ICEKNIFE: i sold out to "Bob"... which makes me the 4th dumbest thing in
all creation
Friday-J holds a baby-skull cup to Dave's spurting vein, drinks
Modemac: ...and yet at the same time, the Conspiracy HATES it when you
rip off someone and the Con doesn't get MONEY for it! Just ask Negativland
about that.
saint_bubba they only think they "sell out" because they never had anything
original in the first place...they were pnk from birth.
UncleBear: Look, the more Subs who "sell out", the more Subculture infects
the mainstream
Stang: I will stand up for any motherfucker who had the god damn
energy to come up with something anti-Conspiracy that the Conspiracy could
VT: Remove the term 'Sell out' and replace it with anything else
you want... 'Selling Out' isn't necassarily a bad thing...
Golgotha: ICEKNIFE: I'm interested to know....what is the first dumbest
thing in all creation, hon???
Signoff: RevGoatPoop (Read error to RevGoatPoop[PPPD9.TST-MedHat.com]:
Connection reset by peer)
Edgar_Vares man!
ProbablyDav Aw, come on, cups? Couldn't you lick the wound, or something?
Edgar_Vares did i just have the best sex ever!
Blubberlips no
ICEKNIFE: "Bob" is the dumbest thing in all creation
ProbablyDav You had sex while LURKING HERE?
Edgar_Vares yep
ProbablyDav IK: Yeah. So?
talysman: VT: YEAH! "sell out" is just some BS hippie term
Golgotha: Edgar got some sugar
Modemac: They sell Schwa stuff at Tower Records now. Does that mean
Schwa has sold out?
Friday-J: Stang - I'm putting secret Church messages into the
announcement of "Independence Day" - maybe I'll even list the address!
Blubberlips jerk and lurk
Edgar_Vares and there is no d in my nick
Golgotha: ICEKNIfE....what's the second, then
Edgar_Vares what a great day!
N_X_K: As they said in that pink beer commercial, "We're not
selling-out, we're cashing-in!" Hmph....
Blubberlips is now known as lurch
Friday-J sucks delicately at the open wound, feeling the blood
pour down her throat
Friday-J: Gosh, this reminds me of my Chastisement
Modemac: How are you managing that one, Friday? Is there a Dobbshead in
the background of the picture?
ProbablyDav Mmmmm... that's better..
Stang: So don't you assholes badmouth Mothersbaugh just because he
does dopey TV show scores now instead of hate-music. If you'd been in his
shoes you'd have folded in the first roud.
VT: Modemac: No, it means $ubvert's meme is lose...
ICEKNIFE: Stang/Rose (they're the same person) is the second
saint_bubba the stupidest thing in creation is god.....
UncleBear: As X-Day approaches, the pinks SCRAMBLE to be more like us!
Edgar_Vares who's dissing Mothersbaugh. Let me at 'em!
Golgotha: ICEknife: nahhhhh...Marilyn manson is the second
Friday-J: Modemac - Nope, I just say the whole plot is ripped off from
the Church
ProbablyDav Egar: Sure, you're having all this REALLY GREAT SEX all the
time and I get bitched at when I get bitter about it.
UncleBear: Stang, tell it! IT'S ALL TRUE!!!
Modemac: Stang: Whhat;s so dopey about TV theme music, when the TV shows
he's done the music for have *all* been ORIGINAL, COOL (mostly),
Golgotha: Friday-J: Are you a Christian?
Friday-J: Most people here would FUCK THEIR OWN ENTRAILS to have 1/100th
of Mothersbaugh's wealth!
ProbablyDav Rose != Stang. Really.
Edgar_Vares i would fuck my own entrails for food
ICEKNIFE: I'm a christian!!! Wanna fuck?
UncleBear: I don't here this arguement about Elfman
Friday-J: Golgotha - Go wash your mouth out (here's some blood). I am
SubGenii before I am anything else! Except maybe female. But I might give
that up too.
lurch: Yeah, but I'll keep my own physique
ProbablyDav Modemac: Let's not debate "pink/non-pink". We all doing what
we can. Leave it at that.
Golgotha: Edgar: You must be very hungry
ICEKNIFE: I'm a christian!!! Wanna fuck?
Edgar_Vares no, lets debate pink/non pink
Modemac: ProbablyDave: Okay, take out the NON-PINK and put SLACKFUL in
its place.
Friday-J: I'm a fuck! Wanna christian?
Edgar_Vares normal sex is pink
P-Lil: I am ME before she is NOT.
Golgotha: Friday: What are you talking about the Church then?
VT: I liked the Buggieto cartoon Mothersbaugh did, it was actually
in interesting c-toon amongst the Saturday morning pap.
Stang: ELFMAN! Don't even talk to me about Elfman. He's been brilliant
at ripping off JUST THE BEST COMPOSERS. But heck, what can I say, it works.
Edgar_Vares wacked out, spacey acid sex is non pink
Friday-J: P-Lil - You are saying something profound. What, I'm not sure.
N_X_K: Modemac:Mostly "obscure," actually...Like Mann and
Machine...Stuff that lasts about ten episodes in Pink culture, but is known
by fanboys everywhere
saint_bubba no sex is pink....even cheap sex has it's merits
Golgotha: What's with all the flak on Christians??
ICEKNIFE: The Pheonix
Stang: Wacked out spacey acid sex is why some of us STILL LIVE.
ProbablyDav a GOOD SHIT is better than a BAD FUCK anyday.
Golgotha is a Christian and proud of it
UncleBear: Golgotha, are you a Christian?
Modemac: NXK: Exactly. That's SubGenius stuff. It has Slack, so it
can't survive on TV because TV is CONTROLLED BY THE CONSPIRACY!
Friday-J: Try pouring blue food coloring over your genitals next time you
screw - it's the only way to make sure it's not pink sex. Hard on the
carpet though.
P-Lil: Friday: Rub this specially treated butter into your scalp, and
you shall see.
ProbablyDav I know guys who've fucked over 100 different women. But my
FIRST FUCK will put all of their fucks to shame.
ICEKNIFE: christians don't do their kagels, and are therefor unworthy
UncleBear: Golgotha, do you take the bible literally?
lurch: Hardon the Carpetman
Golgotha: Yes i do
Friday-J: P-Lil - This isn't the butter we were using on Stang's ass, is it?
ProbablyDav My blood is not pink, it's RED. And I can prove it.
Golgotha: Kagels?
talysman: Golgotha: friendly advice, you're in the wrong channel...
Friday-J looks at the butter
P-Lil: Dave: That's the WHOLE POINT of Sex The First Time.
lurch: he lays for a living
Signoff: Randji (Write error to Randji[ip75-38.ts.indy.net], closing link)
ProbablyDav I thought it was spelled "Kegel".
N_X_K: Modemac:You're stating the obvious conclusion. Shit, and I
thought I stated the obvious...
saint_bubba but are you a good christian or a bad christian.....?
Friday-J: Dave - I agree, your blood is most definitely red.
Modemac: They YANKED Pee-Wee's Playhouse off the air just because he
JERKED OFF in a porno theater - and none of the KIDS watching the show knew
about it. That's the CON for you.
Golgotha: brb, gotta help my mom
ProbablyDave is a DEEPLY RELIGIOUS guy.
P-Lil: Friday: Uh, I can't remember, but since Stang's butt was
stuffed with frappie it can't hurt you.
Golgotha has left channel #subgenius
UncleBear: No, Golgotha, STAY HERE
ProbablyDav Modemac: The show had already been cancelled.
ICEKNIFE: does your religion interfer with how you give head?
lurch: Whacks on Wahcks off
ProbablyDav What does he have to help his mom with, I wonder?
Friday-J: Modemac - But the great Pee Wee retained the rights and now
sells the tapes - and will make a fortune! That is SLACK!
talysman: THE WHACKER!
saint_bubba time to wok the dog.
Friday-J: Wok the dog? With sesame oil?
Edgar_Vares does your religion increase yoour penis size?
Modemac: ProbablyDave: But if his rep hadn't been tarnished, it would
certainly have been rerun!
lurch: The Kawhacky Kid
UncleBear: I read he was getting tired of Pee Wee anyway
ICEKNIFE: i'm waiting, in case it shows up in #jesus
N_X_K: Maybe it's just me, but I never found Pee Wee amusing
talysman: PINK = concerned with being popular
Edgar_Vares pee wee football
ProbablyDav Maybe. Too bad. The cops who booked him didn't even spell
masturbate right.
UncleBear: SOMEONE will re-run it somewhere someday
Friday-J: Has anyone here ever eaten dog? Is it as good as they say?
Stang: Pee Wee was a fucking GENIUS and I'm jealous as hell of the
bastard, although I understand that he's really embarrased about... "that
episode."... don't blame him...
ProbablyDav Pink = pink. A = A.
lurch: yuh
UncleBear: Lawrence Fishburn was Cowboy Curtis
saint_bubba ive had goat
saint_bubba no dog
lurch: I'd feel pretty stupid
TheCharlie: Friday.. tastes just like frog's legs..
ProbablyDav Sure. And they'll start rerunning Amos and Andy again.
talysman: shaddup, DaveFIRST!
lurch: if I'd pissed away my career
Friday-J: Pee Wee is STILL a genius AND a Sub-Genius and may he prosper!
ProbablyDav I'd be embarassed.
lurch: beating my meat in some shithole
P-Lil: Stang: But he's not embarrased of his doing "The Hamburger Man"
in Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams....
Modemac: Oh, of course he's embarassed. I'm sure we'd all be embarassed
if our jerk-offs were splashed over the front page.
Edgar_Vares neotech DAVEfirst
ICEKNIFE: pee-wee should have done a HEALTHY PENIS TOUR after that...
he'd have made BANK
ProbablyDav Hey, not only did Mark Mothersbaugh do muysic for that, so did
UncleBear: Lurchg, he didn't PISS away his career, but right organ
P-Lil: Modemac: I'd be demanding royalties, myself.
Friday-J: Modemac - Splashed on the front page? You masturbate over
lurch: I don know about you guys
Stang: Dog is a mite greasy. I have actually eaten dog in Lakoata
yuwipi (medicine) ceremonies, in South Dakota when I loived in Rosebud in
Russel Means and Dennis Banks old house... that is literally true.
lurch: but I've managed to survive
lurch: my whole life
ProbablyDav On planet eart|h.
lurch: without beating my meat in oublic
lurch: public
Edgar_Vares the porcupine known as knowledge
ProbablyDav Depends on how you mean "public".
Friday-J: Stang - I heard it was greasy but still very tasty. No dogs in
my neighborhood, just cats - and they're gamy.
UncleBear: pubic?
saint_bubba iguana is good meat...
Stang: I only ate the dog to be polite.
Edgar_Vares you can't have your pudding unless you beat your meat
Modemac: Friday-J: FUCK, no! The headlines of any typical newspaper are
enough to make ANYONE go limp.
ProbablyDav How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
TheCharlie: Stang.. I'll bet the dog didn't think it was too polite...
Modemac: How can anyone jerk off to headlines about politics and the
occasional foreign war?
talysman: the headlins of the Midnight Sun, however...
lurch: Har
ProbablyDav Dead dogs don't think.
Stang: I really did live in the house just recently vacated by Russel
Means and Dennis Banks shortly following the Wounded Knee episode in South
UncleBear: Cat isn't just gamy, it's, like, gritty
Friday-J: Modemac - Oh, I dunno - "Five Killed In Apartment Fire", "Pope
Goes to Malaysia" and "Inflation Down" has a certain thrill, don't you
lurch: That somalian business
ICEKNIFE: modemac: idunno, i just manage
lurch: really gave me a woody
Friday-J: Stang - I'm so impressed. (snores)
P-Lil: Modemac: Just as Pamphlet #2 said, IT'S THE WHITE SPACES AROUND
Edgar_Vares "Clinton Mum On NEw Taxes"
ProbablyDav The comics section, maybe I could beat off to THOSE.
lurch: draggin that blaoted dead bastard thru the street
Edgar_Vares makes me hard
ProbablyDav P-Lil: Didn't Frank Zappa say something like that, in a 1967
lurch: got me all steamed
talysman: "Honeywell's Profits Fell as Wangs Rose"
saint_bubba i only get a hard on reading the newpaper when i hear my taxes
are going down...
ProbablyDav I've got a statement to that effect at the end of my dub of
UncleBear: ProbDave-- yeah, but they cancelled DONDI years ago!@
Edgar_Vares i want higher taxes
Modemac: Well sure, it's easy to whack off to Brenda Starr and Apartment
P-Lil: Dave: Not sure.
lurch: and more crime
Edgar_Vares every cent should be taxed
Friday-J: UncleBear - I haven't noticed the grittiness. How are you
cooking the cat?
saint_bubba edgar..you can have mine..please
ProbablyDav I remember that ad when somebody tried to take a picture up
Hilary Clinton's skirt and they ran it in an underwear ad. Really.
Modemac: Though the comics of today can't compare with the greats. L'IL
Edgar_Vares and you should just be able to get free food, medical care etcc.
UncleBear: Friday- I rotisserie it like chicken
lurch: gag
ICEKNIFE: i use national geographic... can't cum 'til i find a nipple
brushing against a navel...
Edgar_Vares distributed by a central government
P-Lil: APT 23-G! Ever since my dad got upset at me reading women's
magazines, I resorted to that strip for solace. Damn I loved it.
lurch: Hillary's Butt?
talysman: KRAZY KAT
ProbablyDav I like FOX TROT.
lurch: Musta been a billboard
UncleBear: Ever over-cook a chicken? That's what cat taste like
lurch: ad
Friday-J: UncleBear - Hmmmm, I've been stir-frying. maybe the peanut oil
covers up the grittiness.
Stang: Weird-ass Indian guys used to show up at our door asking if
Russel or Dennis were in... then I'd have to drive them to Rosebud through
the blizzard. We even drove out to Leonard Crow Dog's house to warn them of
an impending FBI invasion, only we were wrong, it was Crow Dog's cousin.
And you assholes think I'm just bullshitting.
ProbablyDav Lurch: No, not butt really. It was from up front.
Edgar_Vares fox trot is allright, i llike Prince Valiant
P-Lil: Bear: Ew. I hate overcooked chicken.
ProbablyDav Stang: I'm a yong whippersnapper. I don't know Russell or Dennis.
Friday-J: Stang - We don't think you're bullshitting. We just have never
seen "Incident At Oglata"
saint_bubba how could you live near somewhere named rosebud and still feel
good about yurself in the morning?
UncleBear: P-Lil- I tried roasting, and frying, and still same taste
Friday-J: Or however you spell that movie.
ProbablyDav Tell me you have a copy of "Baby Sex", and then I'll be interested.
ICEKNIFE: I met dennis thru grandad, but not russel
Edgar_Vares no child porn on another net, please
Stang: My wife and I really did live right in the middle of the
post-Wounded Knee FBI-vs.Indian war, in 1976.
P-Lil: Stang: The indian shit is cool, my ancestors are laughing at
both yours AND MY OTHER ancestors. It's great.,
talysman: hell, when you said "wounded Knee," I thought you were talking
19th century...
ProbablyDav The Residents album, Baby Sex. That's what I'm talking about.
Or The Ballad of Stuffed Trigger. Or Rusty Coathangers For the Doctor. Or
The Warner Bros. Album.
lurch: Wounded Jaw
Friday-J: Stang - Did you get to kill anyone? Huh? Huh? (pants eagerly)
Edgar_Vares maybe marlon brando will be there by the fire
UncleBear: Stang was a the ORIGINAL Wounded Knee. Time control, you know...
ProbablyDav Stang: WE BELIEVE YOU, ALREADY! I was a BABY in '76. Sorry,
that's just the way it is.
lurch: who's eagerly?
Modemac: Speaking of comic strips, you folks HAVE seen the infamous
Dysfunctional Family Circus...haven't you?
Friday-J: I can see someone else wearing nothing but a feather in her
raven hair, her face smeared with blood, a knife in her teeth ...
ProbablyDav Yeah, back when I first got in the web in '94.
N_X_K: When Breathed stopped running Outland, I stopped reading the
lurch: yuk
P-Lil: Modemac: I've contributed...
ProbablyDav No papers run Zippy no more.
ICEKNIFE: bury my head at wounded spleen
lurch: I hate Brethed
Friday-J: Stang was probably alive during the original battle of Wounded
Knee ...
ProbablyDav I hate Berke Breahted ripooffs.
Stang: I knowed General George Armstrong Custer for what he was, and I
knowed the Indins for what they was.
P-Lil: Friday: Uhyhhhh. Stoooop. I'm getting too excited!
talysman: I get my comix in book form.
UncleBear: Berk Breathed, we wanna talk about sellouts
lurch: asshole
lurch: not funny
Friday-J: P-Lil - Sorry to get you all hot in front of the boys.
VT: Long Live Spunky the Penguin!
Edgar_Vares i wore a goddammed far side t-shirt today, and every where i
went people stared at me and said something about it
Stang: I knowed J.R. "Bob" Dobbs for what he was, and I knowed the
SubDeneenies for what they was. TURN ON THAT RECORDER, BOY!!!
Friday-J: Well, I gotta go in a few minutes - any last comments?
Edgar_Vares calvin and hobbes
Modemac: What was your T-shirt, Edgar?
Friday-J: Stang - But do you know yoruself?
Signoff: ProbablyDave (Leaving)
TheCharlie: Edgar.. it wasn't your T shirt.. your fly is open...
ICEKNIFE: subdeanies? BLEAH!
UncleBear: Watterson kept his integrity.
lurch: Jo Blow
Edgar_Vares modemac: the gifgted child pushing on a door marked pull
P-Lil: That's my SECOND favorite movie of all time. I'm laughing too hard.
Friday-J: Stang prbably sold T-shirts at the Battle of Wounded Knee
Modemac: Yeah, Friday. Don't fuck the customers until AFTER they pay
for the laserdiscs.
Stang: P-LIL - I AM Little Big Man.
lurch: Pull Down, Tear up
UncleBear: THAT's my definition of selling out-- compromising your
integrity for $$$
P-Lil: EVIL ROY SLADE was third.
Friday-J: Stang - I can see the little, but what's BIG about you?
talysman: I have a Dilbert shirt.
Modemac: Edgar: What, and people didn't like that?
lurch: Pray For the Wildcats
P-Lil: Stang: You are Leetle Beegle Man.
Stang: EVIL ROY SLADE... now that was a truly fucking SUBGENIUS made
for TV movie.
ICEKNIFE: goddamn bullshit movies is a cheyenizer
Edgar_Vares i have a dilbert cock sock
UncleBear: Motheresbaught has MAINTAINED integrity while raking in $$$
N_X_K: lurch:I read Outland for its entire run, waiting for him to
"get funny" again. Heh heh. Wehn it stopped, and I looked back on how he
fucked with my head, I realized that all the strips in the L.A. Times were
the same thing...That's when I achieved Hate-S
P-Lil: Stang: My first exposure to crossdressing to. That movie made
UncleBear: Taly, you have Dilbert Shit? What about Dogbert shit?
P-Lil: too, too.
saint_bubba Dogs in Space was an experience, more than a movie...
Stang: Mothersbaugh FUCKED integrity while taking in $$$, and you
would too, and so would I.
Friday-J: "Duel" - a true metaphor for one SubGenius facing the
juggernaut of the Conspiracy!
lurch: who sez
ICEKNIFE: Butch and Sundance: the Transvestite Years
talysman: Unca: not yet. I'll look throughthe Archie McPhee catalog.
UncleBear: Stang- I'LL ADMIT I WOULD!
Friday-J: Goodbye Modemac, it was nice talking to you.
Edgar_Vares you're just jealous and bitter, stang.
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Friday-J: Goodbye everyone! Goodbye sweet Stang!

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