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Friday-j: I'm back.
talysman: hi-ho. find anyone?
Friday-j: Nobody there.
talysman: I think they just haven't arrived yet.
Friday-j: Very strange ... maybe together.vt IS the only one open.
Friday-j: I've been here at 9:00 and found 20 people in the channel! No,
there's definitely problems.
Friday-j: I'll just wait it out though.
talysman: dunno. is there a way to check which servers are up?
Friday-j: If there is a way to check, I sure don't know it. I tried
neato. and dragon. and irc.another.net and couldn't get through on any of
them.
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Friday-j: HALLELUJAH!
talysman: aha!
Friday-j: Praise "Bob" and drop yer pants!
Friday-j: Time to get the Slack a-flowing!
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CTS: seen wilco?
Friday-j: WEI! You're HERE!
Friday-j: Talysman and Friday have been ALL ALONE in here!
talysman: hi there.
Friday-j is afraid of the dark!
WEI: HEY HEY GIRLFRIEND. WSUP?
talysman: we've been good, though. heh heh
Friday-j: We had to HUDDLE for WARMTH
WEI: Hi talysman
Friday-j: Just waiting for the Slackfest to begin.
WEI: I'm good at huddling!
talysman: we had to EAT OUR OWN EXCREMENT
Friday-j: Let's all huddle and share our Slack
Friday-j: Well, Talysman ate the excrement, I had a Tootsie roll hidden
in my sleeve
WEI: MMMMMM!
talysman huddles and shivers.
Friday-j: We must comb our PELTS together to preserve body heat!
WEI: Sowndes Gud!
Friday-j: Soon, however, an inflow of HOT AIR will keep us toasty
Friday-j: As soon as the Dallas boys show up, that is.
talysman: is GGG here already?
WEI: (That's actually the name of a friends' sound company)
Friday-j: No GGG! I am crushed.
talysman: WEI: Old English?
Friday-j: Wei - Sowndes like a lawn company!
WEI: He'll show. He's gotta!
Friday-j: Wouldn't be the same without that demon from GreenHelle
talysman: he's got a what?
WEI: who's got a where?
Friday-j: what's got a who?
Friday-j: why's got a which?
Friday-j: Which witch is which?
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Friday-j: DADDY!
talysman: I'm confused, the Tick is on in the background.
fathertom: never fear bopu is here
WEI: hey watch how you talk about witches around me!
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Friday-j: I never had any problem with witches. Fine folk as far as I'm
concerned.
Friday-j: So Father Tom, how's your uncle?
talysman: those pointy hats poke your eyes out though.
fathertom: Fine I geuss
WEI: Only if you look too close!
Friday-j: I rather like the pointy hats.
Friday-j: Of course some flowers around the brin wouldn't hurt.
WEI: Agreed!
WEI: Frop flowers.
Friday-j: Nothin' says lovin' like something from a coven!
talysman: and Piawakket says it best.
WEI: And "pil"sbury sez it vest!
Friday-j: Where a witch passes, the little 'Frop flowers come into bloom
all around.
WEI: Ahhhhh!
Friday-j: Praise "Bob" and all the lovely witches out there!
Friday-j: DEATH TO DOROTHY!
talysman: and in here.
Friday-j: Evil Witch-killer Dorothy!
WEI: Hail Connie and her witchy ways!
talysman: DEATH TO THE HOUSE.
Friday-j: Praise the pointy breasts of "Connie"!
fathertom: witches are just treehuggers in disguise
Friday-j: Fathertom - Depends on the witch.
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WEI: But what cool disguises, eh?
Friday-j: ChrisLee! Hooray! Greetings!
talysman: hello, Chris Lee.
ChrisLee: howdy all!
Friday-j: Trees are just witchhuggers in disguise.
fathertom: Well if you look at it that way
WEI: hello, chris lee!
Friday-j: If witches are treehuggers, why do they ride around on wooden
broomsticks?
fathertom: because they like to bring the trees were every they go
WEI: They really know how to hug!
Friday-j: We must hug the trees with our THIGHS
WEI: YES! ALL TOGETHER NOW!
fathertom: thats the best kind of hug
Friday-j: Over our heads the witches fly, dropping 'Frop seeds behind them.
WEI: Blooming profusely!
Friday-j gets ready to give that shapely Wei-willow a hug
talysman: leave them alone, and theylll go home..
ChrisLee: Brooming profusely?
Friday-j: Smoking their Frop behind them.
WEI: The frop scent wafts behind them!
Friday-j: Their hair outshines the running rivers!
Friday-j: Their hands cradle the moon and the stars!
talysman: goddamn, turn off your HAIR! it's too BRIGHT!
Friday-j: Witches, witches EVERYWHERE! Praise "Bob"!
Friday-j: Sorry Talysman, it's this new Clear conditioner.
WEI: The autumn leaves are turning from their lipstick kiss!
Friday-j: The frost that gleams on the thorns is the mark of their passage!
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Friday-j: Their dancing feet send a thousand seedpods bursting with life,
floating on the breeze!
dad: so sad
talysman: hey, howdy, dad.
Friday-j: HI DAD!
fathertom: hey
ChrisLee: hi dad
dad: well hi howdy hey
dad: tough to get on board tonight
Friday-j: Did anyone else here have a really hard time getting on?
fathertom: not me
WEI: Oh Dad, Poor Dad, momma's locked you in the closet and I'm...
WEI: Not me.
Friday-j: feeling up Brad?
ChrisLee: on my first try, i was told another.net wasn't a viable server
dad: right Princess
WEI: Who's feeling up Brad?
Friday-j: I had to wrangle and wriggle and a fuss and afeud to get in.
dad: another.net is dying right before our eyes
Friday-j: Wei - You are!
WEI: I AM!
dad: Brad Pits
Friday-j: Time to dance on the grave of Another.net while it's still
scratching to get out!
fathertom: hey old man got something for you, hey old man got a real good tip.
talysman dances the Danse Macabre.
dad: looks like we got the whole net to usselves
Friday-j dances with herself
WEI: I'm dancin' wildly, but it's a bittersweet death dance.
fathertom: crazy
Friday-j: Where shall we meet next time the stars are right?
talysman: nah, there's something like ... 600 people?
dad: there's wasteland.org
ChrisLee: cool name
Friday-j: Has anyone tried the Wasteland? And 'Frop growing there?
dad: I tried it last night
[Shane] **Global Network Message**: By popular demand by the users who have
supported this net, AnotherNet *WILL NOT* be closing! Check the web page at
http://www.another.org!
ChrisLee: and so descriptive
dad: wow
WEI: I've been there since 1973
Friday-j: Whoa - I got a message says they're NOT closing AnotherNet!
What's the deal?
dad: will not be closing huh?
WEI: I got it, too!
talysman: Welcome to the AnotherNet IRC Network, talysman!
talysman: Your host is together.vt.us.another.net, running version
u2.9.21.mu+another1.1.1
Friday-j: Says to check the web page at www.another.org.
talysman: This server was created Wed Sep 18 1996 at 16:19:10 EDT
talysman: together.vt.us.another.net u2.9.21.mu+another1.1.1 cdfhikosw
biklmnopstv
talysman: -
talysman: There are 368 users and 92 invisible on 4 servers
fathertom: yeah
talysman: 12 operator(s) online
talysman: 132 channels formed
talysman: I have 215 clients and 3 servers
dad: still fucking hard to connect tonight though
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Friday-j: MASTER!
ChrisLee: huzzah!
dad: hey Stank
talysman: mistuh Stang!
Friday-j: Praise "Bob"!
fathertom bows befor stang
talysman: show us your STANG THING!
WEI: Rev!
dad: you just missed the message Ivan
Friday-j dances the Stang Thang
[HollyBaer] **Global Network Message**: As most of you know services are
down due to a Sprint link. Let's all pray to the sprint gods to get their
butts in gear and fix the problem. Until then the services, memoserv,
chanserv and nickserv will be down
Stang: Okay, here's the deal. MOST of the regulars are over on
GALAXYNET. Are ya'll aware of that?
Friday-j: NO! What's the deal?
WEI: No!
dad: says another.net is not closing down!
talysman: no. where is GALAXYNET.
dad: so what's the address for galaxy?
Friday-j: What's the address massa Stang?
WEI: Lead us through the darkness.
Stang: Okay. Here's the deal. We don't KNOW the deal yet since
Anothernet apparently ISN'T dying after all. HOWEVER tonight those regs are
trying out galaxynet... about 25 folks.
WEI: 40 days and 40 nights
Friday-j: WHERE IS GALAXYNET?
dad: address please
talysman chokes the answer out of stang.
Friday-j: SPIT IT OUT MAN!
WEI: Our pens twitch in anticipation.
dad: irc.galaxy.net?
dad: he's toying with us
Stang: Here are some galaxynet servers:
charlotte.nc.us.galaxy.net.org, houston.tx.us.galaxynet,
chicago.il.us.galaxynet.org, etc....
dad: ya bastard
Friday-j: I think he KILLED the others ...
WEI: He loves to do that.
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Friday-j: So, should I go to the Galaxy now or what?
Stang: that houston one is galaxynet.org. They all end in
us.galaxynet.org.
ChrisLee: exodus?
WEI: I wanna go where the other kids are playing.
Friday-j: OK, race ya to GalaxyNet!
fathertom: I'll go bye
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WEI: Hey Friday!
Friday-j: Wei - I couldn't get through!
Friday-j: Kept saying "name search failed"
WEI: But you're here NOW!
Friday-j: I mean, I couldn't get to that Galaxy net
WEI: where ARE we?
Friday-j: I dunno - I think this is another fine Stang prank.
WEI: Aren't we in the galaxy?
WEI: This is another.net?
Friday-j: Hmmmm ... do I detect a hint of sarcasm here?
WEI: Think so? Is he that CRUDE!??!!
Friday-j: Yes, he is. You should see the filthy e-mail he sends me.
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WEI: No, Friday. I truly am lost. I thought I was in the galaxy.
MegaLiz: WHEW!
MegaLiz: Hiya GOILS!
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Friday-j: Mom! Do you know anything about everyone else being on Galaxy?
MegaLiz: It's insane over there
MegaLiz: Mode!
Friday-j: Insane WHERE???
MegaLiz: YAH. They are. Too many.
Modemac: I heard Friday was here...
Friday-j: Hi Modemac.
Friday-j: I can't get into Galaxy!
MegaLiz: STanky said you were staying
MegaLiz: Did you try charlotte?
MegaLiz: want some servers?
Friday-j: Modemac - what's the REAL address for Galaxy?
Modemac: charlotte.nc.us.galaxynet.org - that got me onto Galaxy.
Friday-j: I tried charlotte and houston
MegaLiz: Hmm. wait a sec
Friday-j: FUCK! that Beast Stang put a period between galazy and net!
Friday-j: I'm gonna go GET HIM!
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Modemac: That's because everyone wanted to hear horror stories about
your bumpectomy.
Stang: Ah THERE she is again!
Friday-j: Well, Stang - I do hope this was funnier for you than it was
for me.
WEI: Hey Friday! You are such a speed demon!
Friday-j: Fucking hell I am, I can't get into galaxynet no matter how I try.
Stang: What? Huh?
Friday-j: I AM LOCKED OUT YOU LONG-HAIRED TEXAS TWAT AND I BET YOU DID IT!
Stang: Well, since Anothernet doesn't seem to actually be dying, we
might as well stay here.
Friday-j: How long before you figure out how to keep me out of here as well?
Stang: Give me a break Friday, I wouldn't know how to lock out a
gnat's navi.
Friday-j: Stang - We all know about your followers - they'd KILL for you!
Of course they're not going to stop at locking a little bitch like me out
of your way, so that my SMELL does not offend thy POINTY NOSE
Modemac: Sounds about right.
WEI: It really does seem quite innocent, as outrageous as that
sowndes, Friday!
Friday-j: Modemac - How are you doing?
Stang: I am obsessed with technical stuff right now. I am WIRED to the
GILLS on TECHNOIDAL THINKING. Been htmlin' ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT.
Modemac: Well, I came here because I heard you were here, Friday.
Friday-j: Wei - I don't believe it for a second.
WEI: I think you smell great, Friday!
Friday-j: Modemac, you're so sweet. Come give me a kiss.
Modemac: So I'm sorry to hear how everyone conspired to lock you out.
Friday-j puckers up for Modemac
Modemac: <smooch>
Friday-j: <SMOOCH>
Stang: Eh... hell, I got what I wanted from you Friday... a bunch of
programs and a night to remember... what do I need you aroundfor anymore?
Modemac: Woo-hoo! I feel my body temprature rise.
Stang: Modemac, you're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
Friday-j: Stang - I didn't find any of our nights together very
memorable. Now someone else, on the other hand ...
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Friday-j: Stang - Keep yer grubby mitts off of Modemac!
N_X_K: Hmm...
Stang: Hey NXK! Looks like this channel didn't die after all!
Modemac: Hell, I'll have to come and visit you at work tomorrow to thank
you for that kiss. Maybe we can even do it in the rest room again.
Friday-j: Yeah, because some people can't GET into GALAXYNET
Stang: Will you kids keep your sordid little secrets out of this
technical discussion.
Friday-j: Modemac - Watch out, the ceiling fan is emitting sparks again.
How about the dumpster?
N_X_K: Stang:Well, it seems we don't need to move. That bastard Shane
changed his mind at the last minute. Hahahah
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WEI: Friday, now that you said that... hmmm.... do you think there
really even IS a galaxynet?
Modemac: Hey, this IS a technical discussion. YOU tell me how to fuck a
woman with seven clits!
talysman: howdy.
Friday-j: Wei - I doubt it. I think this is all just another juoke on
poor old Bobbies like me.
Stang: I figure what we should do is say 1st choice remains
Anothernet... second choice galaxynet... 3rd choice... ?
talysman: GalaxyNet exists, I swear to this.
Friday-j: Modemac - With MUCH difficulty!
Modemac: It exists, but it's got lag and splits.
Signoff: SisRose (Leaving)
Friday-j: Talysman - You were probably just lured off into a hacker
routine that LOOKS like Galaxynet.
WEI: Thanks, talysman. I was beginning to believe...
N_X_K: Stang:Galaxynet?
Stang: Yeah, galaxynet seemed about like undernet.
Friday-j: THERE IS NO GALAXYNET!!!
talysman: Stang, one prob with AnotherNet now seems to be that whoever
gets ops can't set other users' modes.
Signoff: Agent_Wilco (Eaten Alive)
talysman: which might not be a problem.
WEI: OK, Friday. THERE IS NO GALAXYNET! It's all a cruel joke.
Stang: The less ops and modes and nodes and nematodes, the better,...
Friday-j: Modemac - There's a big sale on Saturday, the Laser Road Show.
Crowded, but lots of deals.
Modemac: There is no GalaxyNet, only Zuul.
talysman: I connected pretty easily to the chicago server.
Friday-j: Wei - I THOUGHT SO! But if it's a joke ... why isn't it funny?
WEI: eeep op orp aa aa
Stang: Galaxynet is there, but it's just a slow scrawl through the
logs of past IRC devivals... which are ALL now on display at SubSITE,
incidentally.
Friday-j: ZULL THE DESTROYER IS COME! Are you the Keymaster?
Modemac: "Laser Road Show?" Is this another punchout sale?
N_X_K: Stang:Wasteland didn't look very promising, either. Shane could
have the Serv bots back here in a few days or so
talysman: Stang: except that there's no ChannelServ, either.
Stang: I set Galaxynet to just play old shows. Like Wellman does on
KPFA. It's all so nutty you can't tell if it's live or tape.
Friday-j: Modemac - No, it's a big deal with Image Entertainment, lots of
deals, Criterion at 25% off, new player deals etc.
Modemac: I am the Keymaster!
WEI: I know. It's that black humor again.
Modemac: (I learned a thing or two from Rick Moranis.)
Friday-j: I am the Gatekeeper.
Friday-j: Wei - I never knew Stang was black! So that's why he's got
such a big thang!
Friday-j: Modemac - Screw summoning Zuul, let's summon "Bob"!
talysman: no, just his THANG is black.
Modemac jumps on Friday and does one of those off-screen things
they always skip over at the movies.
Stang: Oh god not this subject again.
WEI: Ta Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
N_X_K is convinced that Shigeru Miyamoto has become a sadist in
his old age, and Super Mario 64 is his way of punishing all the gamers that
did him wrong
talysman: screw summoning "Bob". SCREW "BOB"!
Friday-j sees the fuzzy optical censorship from Japanese movies
covering her privates
Friday-j: Damn, lost my privates again! Now where are the sergeants?
Stang: talsman... what is channelserv anyway?
Friday-j: Let's all Testify to the power of "Bob"!
Friday-j: Thanks to "Bob" I spend my Sunday nights - when I could be
sleeping - typing away on a computer keyboard to no visible end!
talysman: I'm pretty new to IRC, but channelserv is some prog/demon that
keeps channels open.
talysman: I think.
talysman: like nickserv, but for channels.
Modemac: I do hereby TESTIFY that "Bob" stole my money, impregnated my
girlfriend, crashed my car, and got me fired from my job. If I ever see
that fucker again, he's DEAD.
Stang: Well whatever you do, don't knock on that trapdoor three times
and say "BOB-SOTTOTH"
Friday-j: Modemac - KILL "BOB"!
Friday-j: Frop-ya! Frop-ya! The Black Pipe Of The Woods With A Thousand
Dottle!
talysman: that way, the channel doesn't need to be re-created... and the
first person (WHO MIGHT BE A DORK) doesn't get ops.
Stang: Talysman... but if nobody's already on a channel, doesn't it
just magically come into being when you "join" it?
talysman: heh. I got ops here tonight, earlier.
Friday-j: Modemac - You explain all this tech stuff to the children,
would you?
Modemac: Not only that, but I got a chocolate stain on my white shirt.
WEI: eeep op orp ah ah
Friday-j: Wei - That means I love you!
Stang: Hmmm... this is becoming clearer... perhaps I should have read
the handbook before I threw that 50,000 volt switch...
N_X_K: Friday:I testified for "Bob" once...Had to tell the court that
he wasn't in his right mind when he hit this old lady in his Camero one
night. He got off, but they found me guily of perjury.
talysman: only thing is, I couldn't GIVE ANYONE OPS. and I didn't know
what to do with them, other than set the topic.
WEI: You FINALLY GOT MY MESSAGE! Friday! I thought I was all alone!
Friday-j: NXK - That's what you get when you pee on the jury!
N_X_K: Some High Epopt HE is...
Modemac: When a channel is registered, it's there - EVEN IF NO ONE IS THERE.
Stang: But that also means nobody can TAKE OPS from YOU, right?
WEI: I have the hic OPS.
Modemac: As far as I know, that's also correct.
Friday-j: Wei - Not at all. Didja ever see the Dickies video for "Killer
Klowns"?\
WEI: <hic>
talysman: right, but when I left, I lost ops here, and now no one has ops
and no one can set the topic...
WEI: <hic>
WEI: <hic>
Friday-j: Look out! It's the Cycl OPS!
WEI: <hic>
WEI: <hic>
N_X_K: Friday:Pee on them? ME?! No! I napalmed them.
talysman: pOPS does notapprove.
Friday-j: Stang's already here, we don't need any more hics!
WEI: OH! Thank you, Friday!
Friday-j: You are always most welcome Lady Wei.
N_X_K: Friday:Hell, I had the rifle in my backpack, I'd gotten it
throguh the metal detector...
Stang: Oh god listen to this love-in.
Friday-j: Stang - OK< how about's we hate someone instead?
WEI: Nuzzle nuzzle!
Stang: I'll bet BOTH of those girls are sitting there nekkid.
Friday-j: Modemac - Some of our used titles are down to $5!
WEI: Hate! Hate!
Friday-j: Stang - Aren't you naked too, you pretty little girl you?
talysman: Stang: they're trying to drown out our DULL TECH DISCUSSION.
Stang: Oh, now I'm getting excited! Where's my video camera...
Modemac: Which is why I want to check the used section. Does the sale
also put additional discounts on used discs?
Friday-j wonders if it's time to show her secret decoder ring yet
talysman: I'm sitting here naked FULLY CLOTHED.
WEI: If you can see us, WE CAN SEE YOU!
Friday-j: Modemac - I think it will. Try phoning up and asking - we
might be doing somethign really nutty like 50% off!
Modemac: Okay.
talysman: Friday: where do you *wear* your ring?
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Friday-j: LilOne!
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Stang: Well we COULD all hook video cameras up to our decks and do
CUSeeME through the North Carolina server.
Friday-j: Talysman - On my toe, where else?
Friday-j: Stang - Why would I want to see a ratty old "Bob"-sperm-bag
like YOU?
WEI: Know the toad.
talysman: ... i thought maybe it was vaginal jewelry or something.
Friday-j: talysman - Vaginal jewelry can get caught in the most
INAPPROPRIATE times
WEI: OUCH!
Stang: Friday, it's your lastchance to gaze upon the BUMP... WHILE
IT'S STILL COVERED IN SKIN!!!
talysman: I wanna try out CUSeeME and hack it so it displays a Gammera
GIF movie...
Friday-j: Stang - I really regret not kissing the bump at the X-Day
Drill. Can I kiss the scar next time I see you?
talysman: kiss the whip, Kajira.
Friday-j: And I mean the scar on your HEAD, NOT the circumcism scar!
Stang: CUSeeMe is kinda cool in that you can freeze frame the outgoing
pic... I used to hold the Dobbs mask in front of the camera while doing it.
Friday-j: Talysman - Have some paga.
WEI: Use Flying Ointment for lip gloss and you'll both have a great
time!
talysman takes the paga.
talysman: Ta sardar Gor!
Friday-j: Wei - Who is the we using the flying ointment?
Stang: But there was very little real communication via CUSeeMe. Real
glitchy. I did hear Jesus say, "Come here Watson, I need you" from Dallas
to Cleveland.
Friday-j starts to toasts some Sa-Tarna bread
Signoff: N_X_K (together.vt.us.another.net dragon.ne.us.another.net)
WEI: YOU! You're the one who wants to kiss the scar!
Friday-j: Stang - Who's this Watson chap? Jesus' new love interest?
talysman: CUSeeME is real popular with the online masturbation crowd.
WEI: Gotcha Jees!
Friday-j: Stang, I still think you KILLED everyone else who usually comes
here.
Stang: Well if this ain't the online masturbation crowd right here,
WHAT IS???
Modemac can't talk, he's too busy jerking off.
Friday-j meditates on feeding Stang to the sleen
talysman: yahwehoaheh!
Stang: No, there really is a galaxynet and it really is full of the
regulars.
Friday-j: Stang - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!
talysman fondles his Love Offering.
WEI: yeah, right.
Modemac: Which is why I'm here and not there.
WEI: Friday and I know better.
Friday-j: "The Stang is a liar, he will lie to decieve you."
Stang: Your mothers sucks cocks in hell, Friday Jones.
Friday-j: How many tarn pieces do you figure Stang's bump is worth?
Stang: Hey Wei, tell Friday your title for last week's "show."
talysman: only a tarsk, ma'am.
Friday-j: Stang - Now is that a nice thing to say about your mother?
WEI: I forgot!
Friday-j: Thank "Bob" it's Friday?
Stang: FRIDAY FRIED
WEI: OH YEAH!
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WEI: HOW COULD I FORGET!
Friday-j: Stang - If you make me cry again I'm leaving and I'm NOT COMING
BACK
Stang: Gee, I wonder.
WEI: SHORT TERM FRIED!
N_X_K: Gah
talysman: gah, to you, too.
Friday-j: I'll just ride off on my tarn to the Sandar.
Friday-j: Gh'gah!
Stang: Well, I erected a whole new Sub IRC section on SubSITE today.
It LOOKS awful. But its BIG. Has ALL the logs.
talysman forces Friday to look into his eyes. They are the eyse
of a Gorean male.
Friday-j: I'm curious to read all of you MOCKING ME.
Stang: However the NEWS as to which NETWORK to use is hopelessly garbled.
Friday-j finds herself female - what a surprise!
Modemac: Though it's impossible to look at SubSite - or most any other
graphical Web page - at this time of night,
WEI: It's logs, It's logs, It's big it's heavy it's
N_X_K: Stang:Ah, it's open?
Friday-j: Talysman - Have you seen the Gor web page?
ChrisLee (clbundy@indy1.indy.net) has joined channel #subgenius
talysman: Stang: yeah, it says we would have our final meeting here next
month, October 29th.
Stang: Modemac -- since when? It moves pretty fast for me. And I don't
mean the version inside my Mac.
talysman: Friday: nope. but I didn't try to look ... maybe PacBell
won't give me a DNS error.
Friday-j: Wei - Slack; it's LOGS, it's LOGS, it's the page that reads you
right back!
Stang: Talysman, I can't believe you've seen that already. I just
linked it in about 4 hours ago!
Friday-j: Talysman - There's a link for it on my page.
www.cybercom.net/~friday
talysman: Modemac must have a 2400.
Friday-j: And while you're there BUY A COPY OF MY SUBGENIUS FANZINE!
Friday-j: Wei - Everyone loves Logs!
talysman: Stang: I just looked about an hour ago.
talysman: Friday: I thought your zine was in legal trouble.
Friday-j: Stang - Yeah, we were all trying to figure out where EVERYONE WENT
Stang: I've got too MANY logs.... and most of 'em are droopy unless
Friday is wailing in pain, anymore...
Friday-j: Talysman - Sure, so buy a copy while you STILL CAN!
talysman: Stang: yeah. actually, I still have the page in Netscape.
WEI: C'mon an' get yer LOGS!
dad (mtownsend@Cust88.Max13.Boston.MA.MS.UU.NET) has joined channel #subgenius
Friday-j: Stang - Actually they're pretty droopy all the time.
talysman: howdy, Dad.
dad: hey, Lil just performed a beautiful wedding over on the other net
Friday-j: DAD - YOU LIAR! THERE IS NO OTHER NET! THERE IS NO GALAXY!
Stang: Who got married? Everybody?
dad: PKat and RevUni
[Shane] **Global Network Message**: dragon.ne.us.another.net was
disconnected from the network as per the MOTD on signon today. YEs, the
disconnection was early, but necessary. I apologize for the trouble.
WEI: DON'T TRY TO SHAM US!
Friday-j: LIARS ALL LIARS ...
Stang: Is anyone videotaping the honeymoon?
dad: I suppose
dad: they were taping everything
talysman: turn it into an MPEG.
Friday-j: I hope this doesn't invalidate PeeKat's marriage to me - OF
COURSE IT DOESN'T BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED!
[Shane] **Global Network Message**: Users should remove
dragon.ne.us.another.net, irc.phonet.com and irc.demoscene.org from their
options.
dad: don't worry Ivan, I'm sure somebody'll send you a log for the site
Stang: Dad, I got Rainbox linked in and up at SubSITE along with a
shitload of other new apps and games n' shit.
dad: cool - Rainbox
Stang: The site now has ALL PREVIOUS LOGS on it.
dad: all logs?
Friday-j: Stang - Causing a great empty void?
talysman: not all logs... aren't there a few you missed?
dad: who's gonna read that?
Stang: Well, all Sunday logs, from either my end, Friday's or Modemac's.
Friday-j: Purpose of new SubSITE section is to lull people to SLEEP -
then the computer whispers subliminal SALES COMMANDS into their head
Friday-j: Stang - You put the log from your end up on SubSITE? How
scatalogical!
Stang: Actually Friday, that's a good idea. Get to work on the Java
script and I'll do the tapes.
WEI: I got to play with Rainbox. WHAT A BLAST! Tanks, Dad! And Stang!
dad: Stang: have you heard of Voxware, free streaming audio
technology...?
talysman: all Yeti love Log!
[Shane] **Global Network Message**: servers to use are:
sunrise.ca.us.another.net, neato.ca.us.another.net(down until the router is
repaired) and together.vt.us.another.net
Stang: Voxware... no... I get the VoN newsletter, but I haven't been
reading it.
Friday-j: Everyone loves the Log! You're goona love the Log! Everyone
needs Log!
Stang: Do you suppose anyover ever READS those logs?
talysman: I've read some.
Stang: I sent one to Nenslo and he about puked.
Friday-j: Satang - Howard doesn't know Java, therefore I am forbidden to
learn it.
talysman: but I'm not anyone. or anyover.
Friday-j: I have the log of me waxing GGG's legs.
Signoff: N_X_K (Read error to N_X_K[ppp10.interline.net]: Connection reset
by peer)
dad: do a search on voxware - it's cool and it's free and it streams
live sound from your pages the minute somebody connects (if they've got the
plug-in, that is)
Stang: Holding you, Friday, in a prison of ignorance just like Lamar
keeps Susie the Floozy in one. BREAK LOOSE MAN!!
Friday-j: Dad - Sounds horrible!
N_X_K (emegas@ppp10.interline.net) has joined channel #SubGenius
talysman: I'd learn Java, but that would require getting WIN95. BLECH!
dad: it'll killya Friday
Friday-j: Stang - In case you haven't noticed, I'm not a man. Why don't
YOU teach me, big boy?
Stang: Dad -- will DO!!! I've been wanting to do that and was just
waiting for it to become easy.
WEI: You have the log of wax with his HAIR STILL EMBEDDED!????
talysman: friday: stang forgot the punctuation. BREAK "LOOSE-MAN"!
Friday-j: Wei - Yes it's a grisly site, the perfect shape of his limbs
preserved forever
dad: a grisly site
dad: nice review
Stang: I say "Man" a lot because I am a hick hippie from the 70s.
talysman: a grizzly site.
Friday-j: A grizzly site, the bears eating the wax
talysman: Friday and I are One.
Friday-j: Stang - You can't fool me, you're 62!
Stang: You can take that wax out of there if you know the right
Photoshop filter.
Friday-j: Talysman - One what?
talysman: One year olds.
dad: 6'2"
Friday-j: Stang - I have the filters, but I kinds like the smell of the
wax and the lotion
Modemac: Hey Stang, here's a background picture you can use on the IRC
Devival page, or somewhere else: http://www.tiac.net/users
Modemac: Drat.
Modemac: http://www.tiac.net/users
Modemac: Okay, why isn't this working...
Friday-j: Modemac - Do you have the hiccups too?
Stang: Friday... did you ever run "Vortex Tiling" on one of your
"little helpers" while it was IN you and TURNED ON??
Modemac: http://www.tiac.net/users/modemac/graphics/bobcirc.gif
Modemac: There. Try that.
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Friday-j: Stang - No wthat's not a nice thing to ask. I thought you were
this sweet old man, doing "Bob"'s good work ...
talysman: speaking of web pages, has anyone checked out the EMRL
homepage? it's spiffy keen.
dad: hey sven!
Modemac: Kochina-wa! Or however you spell it.
shinpath: Shining Path here, from beautiful Osaka Japan!
dad: ungawa
Friday-j: Konnichiwa!
Modemac: Greetings Osaka, from Boston, Massachusetts.
shinpath: Monday high noon, but I still don't have to go to work yet!
talysman: hi, shinpath. ever hear of the noise band Seedmouth?
WEI: Ohio, shinpath!
N_X_K: shin:Konbanha, path-san
shinpath: Negative, Seed
shinpath: DUUUUUUDE!
Modemac: Narf.
Stang: GOOD LORD MAN!!! (Got that, Modemac, will check... someday...)
Stang: Rev. Sven!!! AIEEE!
dad: so no work at noon - that's okay, none of us work EVER
talysman: I'm not working.
talysman: I'm broken
shinpath: Shane, I gotta stay on the main feed for now, sorry!
Stang: I never STOP working for that is my Slack. So how's Kobe?
shinpath: Kobe's rekovered OK.
Stang: Too bad you couldn't sort of mix the Burning Man Festival and
the Kove Devival into one event...
Friday-j: The Burning Kobe Festival?
Stang: Well, we're ready to do that show, whether the club is still
rubble or NOT!
shinpath: We would have to ask the Great Catfish under the earth for time
and date!
Friday-j: Rubble always makes for the best props.
dad: Barney
talysman: Barney?
shinpath: Barney too!
dad: Barney also
shinpath: AAIIIEEEE!
Friday-j: Barney three
Stang: I have a pic of Shining Path standing in the Kobe club rubble
holding a Revelation X.
talysman: we are evil. now shinpath, dad and I are One.
shinpath: Speaking of AAIIEEE! it was always done best in the old Steve
Canyon comix.
WEI: I must work, and since I've just returned from a long weekend's
madness, I think I must now leave this yeti coil.
shinpath: And Terry and the Pirates
Stang: Barney Rubble was a DUPE of the fucking CONSPIRACY!!!
Friday-j: Shinpath - I've always been fond of "Good Lord!" (choke)
dad: by Princess
shinpath: No, Mr. Slate was!
talysman: I dunno, it's pretty damned cool in Groo, too.
Friday-j: Bye Wei! Hope we don't get locked out next time!
Stang: Wei, how did I know you were about to say that?
WEI: Parting is such sweet agonizing sorrow.
dad: g
Friday-j: Wei - Don't talk to me about PAIN
talysman: bye, the WEI.
WEI: Sorry, Friday. Hey, if we get locked out, we'll magically
create our own!
N_X_K: shining:They should have Kinnikuman tear apart Barney in cold blood
Stang: WEI HAS SPOKEN!
Friday-j: Wei - Good idea! How about boston.ma.us.dummies.org?
WEI: You're all too beautiful!
shinpath: For the amusement of the children!
dad: goodnight then WEI
dad: get lost now
Friday-j tries to think of silly IRC server names
N_X_K: L8rwei
WEI: SubGenius Love-in BEACH Party!
Friday-j: Bye Wei!
WEI: Good-night!
WEI: Kiss!
talysman: spa.com
Friday-j: You bring the condoms and I'll bring the hot dogs!
Stang: *YOW*!!!
shinpath: Swimming season is over in Japan-people believe your dead
ancestors try to pull you in
talysman: they *DO*.
Stang: They WILL, too!
Friday-j: Shinpath - Good plan, have to bring some of MY dead ancestors
by the swimming pool
N_X_K: irc.my.legs.are.on.fire.com
Stang: Ol' Gramps wants to see YOU in hell too!
talysman: Pepsi brings back your dead ancestors.
dad: share the fun
Friday-j: Stang - My gramps never saw me, why would he want to see my now?
shinpath: No granny no, not my speedo trunks!
Signoff: WEI (Leaving)
Friday-j: irc.dobbs.com
Stang: irc.smirk.lurker.org
dad: Friday, you really get "locked out" of galaxynet?
talysman: irc.timecontrollabs.com
Friday-j: Dad - You bet! Tried Homer and IRCle - each time I got "Name
search failed." A PLOT! A CONSPIIIIRACY!
Stang: She didn't get locked out, she just didn't know what the hell
she was doing... running around like a chicken with her head cut off, I bet.
N_X_K: Friday:No, InterNIC revoked it for some reason. Probably the
only domain name InterNIC has ever revoked.
dad: sounds like it
Friday-j: Stang - Are you trying to be mean? You're failing.
talysman: hmm. I just pasted chicago.il.us.galaxynet.org into my mIRC
and connected.
Friday-j: NXK - Damn! Then how can I get in?
Stang: Women don't know how to do nothing technical.
dad: me too talysman
dad: Chicago - that's the one
Friday-j: I tried houston.tx and charlotte.nc - same message each time
Stang: Yeah, I used the Chicago server too.
ChrisLee: i got thru on chicago
Friday-j: So there IS NO houston.tx! Ah ha!
dad: see Friday, you picked the wrong goddamn cities
shinpath: Allright, what's the theme!
talysman: chicago is probably the only one that exists.
Friday-j: I picked the FRIGGING CITIES THAT PINHEAD STANG LISTED
talysman: yahwehoaheh!
N_X_K: Friday:You don't. the server was shut down one hour after it
was opened, anyway
Stang: Yep-- I couldn't get through to houston, ft.worth or charlotte,
but I figured it was something I did wrong.
dad has set the topic on channel #SUBGENIUS to Shining Path Wants A Theme!
Friday-j: So tell me - how many of you were in on the "joke"? I'm just
curious.
Stang: Friday, what was that you said about my head? I'm deeply offended.
shinpath: Server, isn't that the guy who brings you your food at a
restaurant but can't speak English?
Friday-j: Stang - You have no HEAD, only HAIR, you BITCH.
talysman: what joke? I got through.
dad: no joke here baby
Friday-j: Talysman - Stang is getting revenge on me for kicking him and
then not punishing myself enough to please him.
dad: it's just you Friday, you're LOSING IT
talysman: Shin: no, it's Tom Server.
talysman: that little red robot.
shinpath: Ahhh Sooo
dad: serviette
talysman: OK, maybe he just banned you from the server?
Friday-j: Dad - Are you suggesting I ever had it? I doubt that.
talysman: the Tom Server?
dad: oh you had it alright
shinpath: She's the little server from Pareee?
Friday-j: Talysman - That's my guess. So, I suppose there's no point in
showing up next Sunday, is there?
talysman: ask Stang?
Stang: Well dang it, I have to get the Controller Bump amputated
tomorrow bright and early, so I'm konkin' out folks. Guess we'll be here
next week, same "Bob"-time, s.... no....
Modemac: If you don't show up, Friday, I'll slash my wrists.
Friday-j: Stang - THE HELL I WILL YOU SCUM-SUCKER!
ChrisLee: here, like irc.another.net?
Friday-j: I hope the doctor amputates your HEAD and not your BUMP!
dad: seems like this will just go forth forever
Friday-j: Perhaps Dr. Profit would like to make some MONEY on the SIDE ...
dad: anothernet it is Chris
Stang: Oh Friday, I know you don't really mean that, you little love
bunny you.
talysman: : go-forth ." forever" ;
shinpath: What, you mean I'm just catching the tail end of all this?????
Friday-j: Stang - We'll see.
dad: yes, try 90 minutes earlier next time Sven
shinpath: Arrrggghhhh!!!!
talysman: not a whole lot happened tonight, shin.
Friday-j: Stang - I hope you lie down on that operating table and NEVER
GET UP
dad: it was better on galaxynet though
Stang: Sven, there's probably a HUGE party going on at galaxynet...
it's a long story... everybody thought this network was gonna be shut down.
Friday-j: I hope the doctor slips and CUTS OUT ONE OF YOUR EYES
shinpath: Well, I'm be back at the Monday grind next week.
Friday-j: Sven - GalaxyNet is a hoax! It doesn't exist!
Stang: Love ya, Friday.
talysman: shin: try Saturdays, I forget the time...
Signoff: Stang (Leaving)
dad: chicago.il.us.galaxynet.org
shinpath: Instant answers about everything Japanese are available at
shinpath@gol.com
Friday-j: Stang - You never loved me, and you were never my friend, and I
salt the ground you walk on
N_X_K: Stang:You didn't tell me about Galaxynet...Was it that Wastland
server?
shinpath: Saturday yes!
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