*** Topic: Bleeding ICEKNIFE good. Healed ICEKNIFE bad.
#subgenius RevChucki 841028738
*** Users on #subgenius: friday-j golFUR_ P_Lil @RevUni @moreKaos @PeeKat
@talysman @_dad_ @Jetrock @MegaLiz @lurch @Wheezer @RevChucki @ICEKNIFE
<PeeKat> And the face-fucking porcupines!
<MegaLiz> stegosaurus, but we did see him.
#subgenius 841013368
<_dad_> what is hippo?
<ICEKNIFE> Is it quarter after ALREADY? OK... it is. And you did. Done?
<lurch> hippo than who
<RevChucki> Candy sandwich?
<_dad_> thou
<talysman> woah, wait a sec... I don't have Lowell or any of the others in my
server list...
> MegaLiz - Couldn't get through on lowell. Back on dallas.tx now.
<Jetrock> the last time anyone invited "Bob" to the channel was when the last
netsplit hit... he tripped and his face hit the keyboard, which accidentally
rebooted the server...
<PeeKat> Hippo = Humanities.Philosophy.Objectivism
<Jetrock> Okay, who brought the FACE-FUCKING SPERM WHALE?
<P_Lil> I couldn't get on Lowell either. Dallas seems to be working OK.
<golFUR_> my brain hurts...
> The best way to get a fresh server list is to capture the text and see the
listings when everyone is NETSPLIT TO HELL!
<Jetrock> look out for those FACE FUCKING BACTERIA.
<P_Lil> Jetrock: Well, I brought the Face-Fucking Sperm Whale Call. Got the
antidote?
<lurch> Yurrassic Pork
<RevChucki> what a nest!
<golFUR_> get pIRCh, its got server lists and link maps....
<moreKaos> SUBGENIUS on the Internet. BOB is indeed everywhere!
<MegaLiz> Your ass is dark?
<lurch> I seen it all
<ICEKNIFE> i likes me sum ty-ran-o-sorryass necks BOILED with GREENS. YUM
FUCKITY YUMMER! Add a little tossed goat salad, and yer set!
<talysman> FACE FUCKING MASONS RULE THE COUNTRY!
<P_Lil> Your ass is yuck.
*** Jetrock is now known as JetLag
<lurch> butt light
<_dad_> dork ass
<lurch> I sed a butt lite
*** golFUR_ is now known as golFUR
> lightbulb in butt? Zamboni like lightbulb
<RevUni> oooh CRAZY lag
<RevChucki> it takes that long for sound waves to travel?
*** JJDillon has joined channel #subgenius
<ICEKNIFE> NAME 128
<PeeKat> Sour Fucking Dinofaces!
<P_Lil> Face fucking mason jars
*** talysman is now known as TaLagsMan
<JetLag> P_Lil: The closest thing I have is ear-humping tuna fish antidote...
> PeeKat - Why are you talking about Stang behind his keyboard?
<JetLag> AIEEE! The fearsome JJDILLON is among us!
<_dad_> never John
<MegaLiz> Wah. This is like reruns. Let's just NOT MENTION IT, okay?
<JetLag> fear the FACE-FUCKING JJdillon!
<lurch> feets don fail me now
<PeeKat> YIPPEE TAI YAI YAY!
<RevChucki> hey! Friday is here! Hi Friday!
<ICEKNIFE> THAT explains the SMELL...
<P_Lil> Belly Button Fucking Odell
> Hi Chucki! How's your lag?
<lurch> butterbeans
<JJDillon> heh.
*** Action: golFUR shits himself
*** Action: MegaLiz wanders in HI EVERYBODY!!!
<TaLagsMan> whoah, I just saw JJ...
<lurch> big fat dude frozen dinners
*** Mode change "+o P_Lil " on channel #subgenius by MegaLiz
<JetLag> Skin-Pore Fucking Fleas!
<moreKaos> _dad_ thanks for the ops, I just noticed...mustve passed the slack
test!
<lurch> nuke 'em and puke brand pork pockets
*** TaLagsMan is now known as Talysman
<P_Lil> Ah, that feels good.
*** Mode change "+o friday-j " on channel #subgenius by P_Lil
<MegaLiz> P-LIL? That really you?
<P_Lil> Meg: Sure is.
*** CTCP: PeeKat sent a command: PING 841029467
<JJDillon> fucking lag. Damn it to tegeeack.
<lurch> eggs with legs
*** Action: golFUR lost all his slack in a poker game
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<RevChucki> Try Anal Sore 'sex
<RevJack> MEG.
> Megs with legs
*** Mode change "+o RevJack " on channel #subgenius by Wheezer
<MegaLiz> JACK!!!
<lurch> it's scary in the icebox
<lurch> JACK!!!
<PeeKat> JACK.
<RevJack> WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT MEG
<MegaLiz> I can't hear you!!!
> JILL!
<JetLag> none of us are really here. this is what happens when you let ten
copies of ELIZA with obscene-word generators running at once...
*** P_Lil has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Fall Season Preview on
#subgenius... it really sucks!
<lurch> Bob Dole in there
<MegaLiz> NONONONO.
<RevJack> WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT
<MegaLiz> I'm aSKEERED.
<RevJack> 11:20
<RevJack> Workee tomorrow
<JetLag> BOOGIE TO THE BEAT
> GO INTO THE LIGHT ... FOLLOW THE DOTTLE ...
<Talysman> "Walk Into Light" was not that great an album.
<RevChucki> Your ass is pork
<golFUR> if you change all the channels real fast you can watch everything
thats on...
<MegaLiz> Don't wanna go to that dark place!!!
<_dad_> Mega, don't go towards the light!
<lurch> sat in the jello
<JetLag> Let the RHYTHM FILL YOUR SOUL!
<RevJack> Killergoo
<RevUni> this is CRAZY
> THE LIGHT OF THE SMILE ... GO INTO IT ...
<JJDillon> fall season. yeah. the pretender. Hold all my calls on that night,
laws yes.
<PeeKat> JOHN 11:20
<lurch> near deaf experience
> The fall season has no "Bob" show!
*** Action: golFUR stands in circles
<RevChucki> Hey! friday is back! Hi friday!
<lurch> go to the alpenhorn
<P_Lil> He ain't no man
<MegaLiz> HA!
<JJDillon> AUSTIN 3:16
<P_Lil> He ain't no god
<ICEKNIFE> sicko bitch... I'll tell my DADDY, and the D.A. and the SEX
OFFENDERS UNIT of the local POLICE and "Bob" and G'Broagfran and Christian
Slater and Super Chicken and GOD and GOD JR. and Miss Cheddar and just
EVERBUDDY EVERWHAR ALL THE GNAT-BUTT REAMIN' TIME! so there, miss
nastypersonbuttmouthheadfetishbabygoonling. bitch.
> He ain't no God
*** CTCP: JJDillon sent a command: SOUND austin1.wav < austin1.wav >
<Talysman> Farenheit 4:51
<lurch> near dread experience
<P_Lil> I don't wanna walk the path Iceknife spat upon
<JJDillon> Formula 44:D
<PeeKat> nearly dreadlocked experience
<lurch> go to the hairsalooon
<JetLag> The Bible II: He's Back and He's Bad
> In his lagged-to-hell channel, dread Dobbs sat smoking
<MegaLiz> Jack says he's gonna KICK ME.
<RevChucki> PeeKay ... I like mangos
<MegaLiz> G'night everybody!!!
<P_Lil> Allyoucaneatclessians 3:95
<JJDillon> The Bible II: Electric Boogaloo.
<lurch> uncley feeester
<MegaLiz> It's been surreal!
<RevJack> Later all
<lurch> bulb in kiester
<P_Lil> Gnight Liz... *hugs*
<lurch> get outa dodge
<MegaLiz> I just wanna say...
<ICEKNIFE> SHRINERS are trying to EAT US!!! AAAYYYIIIEEE!!!!
<JetLag> Odell's letter to the Altslackians
> Shriners in goat hats!
<_dad_> those two gonna go off and KICK each other?
<MegaLiz> I just wanna say....
<lurch> speeeeks
<MegaLiz> I just...
<lurch> speeeks
<MegaLiz> I...
<RevJack> Dad - something like that
<_dad_> say it!
<PeeKat> MANGOES? STANG? Jeezus, are you guys still seeing me from back when I
was on the last SERVER? Shit...
<Talysman> TripleZ 9:04 !!!
<MegaLiz> I YI YI YI YI YI
<P_Lil> Hey, there's no instructions on my pack of cigarettes...!
*** Signoff: JetLag (Leaving)
<MegaLiz> Are you gonna kick me or WHAT?!?!?/
<P_Lil> man smoke(1)
<MegaLiz> I'm making an EXIT here!
<PeeKat> I must be about 15 minutes lagged between chuck and friday...
<lurch> chucklaggin
<_dad_> Kaos, everybody gets ops around here
<ICEKNIFE> fraidycat
<MegaLiz> Somebody kick me.
<RevChucki> 'Lo Jack
*** MegaLiz has been kicked off channel #subgenius by RevJack (RevJack)
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<ICEKNIFE> chicken
*** Mode change "+o MegaLiz " on channel #subgenius by RevJack
<RevJack> Always wanted to do that.
<lurch> oriental dog chow
<MegaLiz> KICK ME
*** Action: RevUni Kicks MegaLiz, gently, of course...
*** MegaLiz has been kicked off channel #subgenius by RevJack (RevJack)
*** MegaLiz has joined channel #subgenius
*** Mode change "+o MegaLiz " on channel #subgenius by RevJack
<MegaLiz> KICK ME
<MegaLiz> KICK ME
<MegaLiz> KICK ME
<RevJack> Heh!
<MegaLiz> KICK ME
<MegaLiz> KICK ME
<MegaLiz> KICK ME
<MegaLiz> KICK ME
*** Mode change "-o MegaLiz " on channel #subgenius by ICEKNIFE
*** MegaLiz has been kicked off channel #subgenius by _dad_ (_dad_)
*** JJDillon has left channel #subgenius
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*** Mode change "+o MegaLiz " on channel #subgenius by RevJack
> KISS ME
<golFUR> fucking lag!
<MegaLiz> KICK ME
<MegaLiz> KICK ME
*** RevJack has been kicked off channel #subgenius by RevJack (RevJack)
<RevChucki> that lagged? Hell, it's almost 11:42 now
*** Mode change "-o MegaLiz " on channel #subgenius by ICEKNIFE
<Talysman> damn, I'm gonna need to go pretty soon.
<MegaLiz> WHY AM I SITLL HERE!!!
<_dad_> you can never leave
*** MegaLiz has been kicked off channel #subgenius by ICEKNIFE (ICEKNIFE)
<Talysman> Say Hi/Bye to the others. assuming there will be any others.
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<MegaLiz> lkjlkjj;oh;okhj
<MegaLiz> ]'lk
> I'm almost embarassed to forward this one to the Inner Ircle ...
<MegaLiz> kk;
<MegaLiz> l,'lm,
*** Mode change "+b *!*@dialin21.annex4.radix.net " on channel #subgenius by
ICEKNIFE
*** MegaLiz has been kicked off channel #subgenius by ICEKNIFE (ICEKNIFE)
<golFUR> FUKING PING
*** Talysman has been kicked off channel #subgenius by Talysman (Talysman)
*** Mode change "-b *!*@dialin21.annex4.radix.net " on channel #subgenius by
ICEKNIFE
<PeeKat> FUCK IT!!! ARRRRRRGH!
> FISH IT!
> FELCH IT!
<_dad_> shat upon
> FIKK IT!
<RevChucki> Hey! friday's back! Hi friday!
<PeeKat> I dunno when you all will see this (probably several minutes from now,
and by the time you do, I'll be asleep already), but I'm oughta here!
<RevChucki> I just saw Elvis
> Hey Chucki's back!
*** Signoff: PeeKat (Write error to PeeKat[mariner.cris.com], closing link)
<_dad_> by Kitty]
<lurch> elvis is in my pantry
<lurch> having bigfoot's baby
> Chucki - Elvis is in my panties!
> But i'm not wearing any panties!
<ICEKNIFE> idiots... she was locked in... had to ban, then unban her... sheesh
<lurch> nad halping hisself to a load a lite lard
*** Signoff: golFUR (Read error to golFUR[ppp101.anv.net]: EOF from client)
<P_Lil> Ice: Hey, I liked the MegaYoYo.
<ICEKNIFE> goats in REZ
<lurch> large men in small cars
<RevChucki> Peekat.. I'm just essing with you... but friday was seriously
lagged
<ICEKNIFE> FEZ, damnitall...
<lurch> shriners! yo
> The lag is death tonight, my friends. I'll be going soon.
<ICEKNIFE> Highrez goat in fez, plez
<_dad_> goats in fuz?
<RevUni> PEZ?
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> Bye all!
<lurch> picked up by the fuzz
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