11-3-96 SubIRC Devival (Stanglog) Part 3, #slack

*** Topic for #slack: The SubGenius Foundation
*** Topic for #slack set by TheCharli on Sunday, October 20, 1996 9:21:37 PM
#slack: Stang DynaSoar ICEKNIFE revPsych RevStupid geecube Friday-j Jovial Modemac BBQ talysman Pir8joE TheCharlie
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*** Channel created at Friday, November 1, 1996 12:27:58 AM
BBQ: And I'd complain to the PHONE COMAPNY about THAT, too, excpet I don't really feel like TALKING to them.
DynaSoar: You guys are in for it now.
Modemac: Okay, everyone stop talking about Stang now.
BBQ: TALK. I could TALK about that for goddamned CENTURIES.
talysman: BBQ: try it, maybe there's a sexy redhead in customer service.
TheCharlie: yeah.. when he comes back, let's all go to .. oh.. he's here?
Jovial: brrrrrrrrr its chillyt
talysman: emphasis on SEERVICE.
Stang: Ha ha. I hear all, know all, blow all off.
BBQ: Wouldn't do a FUCKING BIT OF GOOD, though. Because none of you ACTUALLY EXIST.
Friday-j: Talysman - Probly a sexy redheaded guy.
BBQ: Hello, room service?
BBQ: Well, OK, SOME of you exist.
revPsych: that might kill a server, but the NET is still up - it would ping off all the users
DynaSoar: I exist twice.
geecube: phew hadd come over here it was sooooo sticky on #slack
BBQ: Of course, ICEKNIFE is the only person who ACTUALLY EXISTS in all senses of the word, ironically enough.
Pir8joE: I unExist
Stang: Okay, what were ya'll saying about my hair? Eh?
talysman: we said it's BIG.
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DynaSoar: Uh oh. Who's dissing hair?
Friday-j: GGG - No, it's sticky in #subgenius, calm on #slack
BBQ: PEOPLE WHO DEFINITELY ACTUALLY TOTALLY EXIST:
Stang: ICEKNIFE is a being who DOES EXIST, that's for sure. He has super powers to piss people off and yet sorta get away with it.
Friday-j: NONE OF YOU EXIST
geecube: oh that's right, well stanf your hair is the only thing BIG you've got!!!
BBQ: Dynasoar, Lou, Steve Slack, Miss Sakamoto, St. @ndrew, Princess Wei R Doe, Stang.
TheCharlie: I love you Friday
Friday-j: I love no one. Love is a weakness that will be used against you.
BBQ: all the rest of you.. fuck all if I know. You're probably all projections of my JEALOUS RAGE.
Jovial: ANY SUBGENII THAT WANT TO BE ADDED TO THE OPS ON #SUBGENIUS REG. YOUR NICK AND TELL ME
Jovial: MSG ME
DynaSoar: not I
talysman: BBQ: I met six of those seven. therefore, I am 86% in exitence.
Stang: BBQ got off his butt and attended a devival. What's with the rest of you???
DynaSoar: I want to register my line voltage weapons.
BBQ: Existence is not a TRANSFERABLE PROPERTY.
geecube: jovial: how much does it pay???
Modemac: Devivals are few and far between in this area...
TheCharlie: I attended one in NY .. met the famous D Meyer..
Jovial: stang: masturbating
DynaSoar: MAKE SOME
talysman: Stang, I FLEW ACROSS THE FUCKING COUNTRY for a Devival.
Pir8joE: Spokane, Washington NEED a Devival....
RevStupid: I am way too poor and lazy
Stang: THINK about it. If Dynasoar exists, and Miss Sakamoto, and Princess Wei.. then MUST NOT DOBBS PROTO-EXIST??? EH?
revPsych: HAVE A BIG SECTION ABOUT JOVIAL!!!!!!!!
Friday-j: Washington DC needs a Devival!
Jovial: PICTURE OF MY SWEATY GROINS!
Pir8joE: if Not a Devival then an Atomic Explotion anyway
TheCharlie: ?msg Hot-Air that's a hell of a change...
BBQ: Proto? I don't know jack shit about PROTO.
DynaSoar: Friday, you get it going and I'll help.
talysman: lob of the Instagon Foundation wants to do an LA Devival with Devo.
BBQ: All I know is that the bototm of my grocy store receipts keep saying KROTO.
geecube: Taslysman I flew across two continents for Dokstok One and Two so what
DynaSoar: Proto-exist? Hell Dobbs ULTRA-exists
BBQ: Dobbs goes far beyond that petty MK-ULTRA shit.
Stang: Dynasoar praexists
revPsych: ICEKNIFE you wanna tell me about OMAR now?
BBQ: OMAR? OMAC? Kirby?
Pir8joE: Dobbs is the only thing that exists xcept for Penis Butter
Friday-j: Iceknife - I have to go now. You've been very sweet to me.
DynaSoar: Dobbs hides his extra existence in fractal dimensions.
talysman: godsdammit, ggg, I BURROWED THROUGH THE HOLLOW EARTH with my antenna SCHLANGE to get to a devival...
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DynaSoar: And so I killed her.
Stang: It's true, GGG has flown up from South America several times JUST TO PARTY at devivals... and to carry the swag money. And to keep Dobbs from being shot. He kinda let the latter slip....
BBQ: Maybe I'm just not getting enough WATER. I've been living for the past TWO MONTHS on WATER and SOFT MACHINE.
TheCharlie: I love you Friday
DynaSoar: What else could I do?
BBQ: Before that I wasn't LIVING AT ALL.
Friday-j: Goodbye all you wonderful, charming, handsome SubGenii! Oh, and Stang too I guess.
ICEKNIFE: uh-uh
ICEKNIFE: get stuffed, Jo
ICEKNIFE: go peddle that shit elsewhere, fanboy
ICEKNIFE: with your wife and kids mowing YOUR LAWN, ya limpfish!!!
Stang: FRIDAY YOU BITCH!!!! When I get my hands on you I'll... I'llll....
ICEKNIFE doesn't have to exist, and no-one can MAKE him, either, so THERE!
ICEKNIFE: let you find out on your own... no more free help for miserable fucks
Modemac: Don't fuck anyone I wouldn't fuck, Friday.
geecube: fuck you talys I broke out of a Callistan prison with my dick and walked all the way from the jovian system just to help stang mail the stark fist!
BBQ: Iceknife, the very fact that you dno't HAVE to exist is the FINAL AND ULTIMATE PROOF OF YOUR EXISTENCE.
Friday-j: Stnag - you have NO HANDS, NO LIFE and NO SOUL.
Hot-Air: msg TheCharlie I see this channel is a bit much for me. Nice meetin ya anyway. Bye
Friday-j: Bye!
Stang: I mone getcha Friday.
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BBQ: Hands? Life? Soul?
BBQ: I have at least SEVEN souls.
talysman: ehoah.
DynaSoar: bli? bla? blu?
geecube: well Ivan I must say you were right, friday give great cyberhead!!!
BBQ: And a half-life.
Stang: The really WEIRD thing is, everything GGG says IS TRUE. That's FUCKED, I know. But it's TRUE.
revPsych: man I think a white lazer just shot outta my monitor and hit me smack in the eye
BBQ: STOP THIS BANNING SHIT, OK?
talysman: ggg, I CREATED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE just to go to a Devival. and then I destroyed it when I was done. with my THIRD TONGUE.
BBQ: I've lost count of my TONGUES.
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revPsych: Jovial sets mode: -b *!*iceknife@*.lanminds.com
Stang: 609 Days to X-Day...
BBQ: Britney? Britney?
revPsych: thank you
BBQ: Britney FOX?
talysman: open all your orifices, BBQ, I'll count them all for you.
BBQ spreads wide
*** Signoff: Pir8joE (The Second Greatest Website : www.nextdim.com/users/brake/index.htm)
geecube: Ivan you finally realized it hey everything I say it TRUE
ICEKNIFE: that's gonna look nice in the logs
ICEKNIFE: except the blatant lies
talysman: hop on her, BBQ....
Stang: GGG: Yeah, everything you say IS TRUE, but it's also all PURE GRADE D BULLSHIT TOO... the best kind.
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ICEKNIFE: ggg... i have guns for you...
BBQ: Her? Who?
PeeKat: BAK!
geecube: talysman, I shat the universe out of my third nostril, fucked it and then sent it to the devival
geecube: fire away iceknife
BBQ: I have ALL THE RIGHT LIES.
Stang: P-Kitty got off and returned.
TheCharlie: PeeKAt.. that took a while... newlyweds, huh?
ICEKNIFE: so what? *I* at a pecan
BBQ: I also have the TRUTH, but that ain't worth a tin shit anyway.
PeeKat: Yup...Uni hadda go to bed...
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DynaSoar: Which truth?
ICEKNIFE: no, dummy, I have guns to GIVE you
PeeKat: So I'm back with you fux!
talysman: and I ATE it, ggg, and spit out the residue for lunch,
PeeKat: Dyna, yer still with us?
ICEKNIFE: PK: her mom make her?
DynaSoar: Back again, PK.
ICEKNIFE: heh heh heh
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geecube: so gimme of frigid blade of slack
BBQ: Look, I really have to puke right now, so I'll talk to you all next week, OK?
*** Signoff: BBQ (Leaving)
DynaSoar: LURCHIFY ME
*SuperVixn* if you plan on staying w/ anothernet, you might want to register your nick so someone else doesn't, ah, steal it. /msg nickserv register your.password
revPsych: I think dialup.mindspring.com is a conspirary all in itself....
TheCharlie: reLurch!
Modemac: Friday leaves abnd PKat appears. Are they one and the same?
PeeKat: ICE: Nope, she's gotta work two jobs tomorrow...get up at 6am.
RevLurch: yuh
RevLurch: couldn't sleep
talysman: hi, Pkat. email me your address and I'll get you a NoiseFest Tape and an Uberkunst tape.
PeeKat: I missed Friday? Durn...
revPsych: Im a gun givin motherfucker, motherfucker
RevLurch: lo everybody
geecube: lurch wot's lurching???
PeeKat: Sure thing, Taly!
Stang: The sad thing is, MOST of us have wives and/or husbands who'd prfer that we all return to our marital beds, and here we are doing THIS shit. VHAT HATH DOBBS WROUGHT??!?
RevLurch: have Meg and Jack been on tonite?
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TheCharlie: not at all Lurch.. kinda miss them too..
RevLurch: yuh
RevLurch: wonder where they been
DynaSoar: Dobbs wrought nuthin. This is all OUR fault.
RevLurch: My wife is on extended leave
PeeKat: Hell, next week y'all won't be seeing ANYTHING of me....
RevLurch: just dogs around here
RevLurch: but they do feel snubbed
ICEKNIFE: not yet... home wrecker
TheCharlie: Stang.. this might be why some of us don't HAVE marital beds...
geecube: peekat she gave me a great blowjob on the other channel you can read the log and jack off
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RevLurch: drop the log and run off
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Stang: Heh... I was gone the last 2 weeks, I bet nobody missed ME... just 'cause I was at rock concerts and devivals... heunch... nobody cares about the Old Man... autumn of the patriarch... any of ya'll read Gabriel Garcia Marques?
N_X_K: Jovial:If you had waited ten seconds, I would've left anyway.
PeeKat: GGG: Sure thing! Send it to me sometime...
RevLurch: I use gabriel shocks
obloquy: Heewack!
talysman: we noticed. we just didn't care!
talysman: heh.
Jovial: NXK: It was an accident, come back now
TheCharlie: I have a picture of Gabriel
Modemac: Bridge of San Luis Rey?
DynaSoar: Nyet. The youngun's never care about the old farts until they fuck up and need things fixed.
obloquy: 'Course we missed you.
N_X_K: Jovial:No.
Jovial: Uh Ok
RevLurch: I I like the Marques De Sod
TheCharlie: or need money to bail them out..
RevLurch: Mark up de sod
geecube: peekay I don't keep logs but modemac was watching I'm sure he logged it..prurient bugger that he is!
PeeKat: I haven't noticed much of anything lately...
TheCharlie: I like Donkey Hotey
RevLurch: DOlly llama
PeeKat: Okay...I'll get it from him, then, GGG! Sounds goo...
PeeKat: good
Stang: Dyna-- that's right. Last week we were up there ON STAGE getting ROCKS THROWN AT US for preaching the WEORD... what were these IRC AMATEURS doing? Flirting with Friday, AT BEST, I'd vouchsafe.
geecube: sounds yummy ice
Modemac: ?
obloquy: Stang, sure, you've been asked about a million times, but when's the quarterly coming out?
ICEKNIFE: Jovial is a republican and a boy scout and a chess club reject
DynaSoar: No doubt. Talking nasty because they can, when they COULD ANYWAY.
N_X_K: Jovial:Not in the mood tonight. Not in The Mood for anything in GENERAL tonight...
Jovial: No actually I am in the chess club
DynaSoar: And we was THROWING THEM BACK.
ICEKNIFE: and he eats his boogers without even slasa or nuthin
ICEKNIFE: it shows
geecube: oh fer fucksakes Ivan you live to be up on stage getting brickbats it's the only time you get hard anymore and I have that from TWO reliable sources!!!
Stang: Obloquy: We sent out an 8 page Interim Fist this summer, ya shoulda got it months ago. We're having a 16 pager printed now.
N_X_K: As usual, I'll go behind the sandbags with the binoculars, thanx much
RevStupid: I didn't get one
TheCharlie: I got two of them
ICEKNIFE: joiner
Jovial: I got 3!
RevStupid: charlie got mine
obloquy: Stang: got that one, waiting for the 16 pager. If I hadn't been so broke I'd've bought an ad.
PeeKat: I got a GROSS.
N_X_K: Stang:'ay! You send out the California ones yet?
DynaSoar: I'm making my own.
RevLurch: boogers them what's fer breakfeast
talysman: hell, I just went to NOISEFEST for about 14 hours.
Stang: GGG: It's true, and common knowledge, that I can only "squirt" while ranting to at least 100 people... the problem is, we usually get only about 85 in the audience. I'm about to suffer severe poison of the guunads.
RevLurch: I went to Nosefest
RevLurch: at the wailing wall
PeeKat: If I wasn't so pissed at Godfather Gillan right now that we're not even talking, I'd have gotten an ad for the devival that we were GONNA do.....
*** Signoff: revPsych (DobbsIRC® http://www.subgenius.com - ReSiSTaNCe iS FuTiLe)
PeeKat: BRB...gotta peeeeeee....
DynaSoar: And gotta KAY
talysman: ....kitty
Modemac: Whew.
RevLurch: bunch of bespectacled and bebeanied characters
RevLurch: pecking like those water drinking birds
Stang: Obloquy: well THANK GLOBBS, Loompanics and Illuminet press both bouyght full page ads (SUCKERS!!!) -- paid for the printing. It's the POSTAGE that fucks us.
talysman: LURCH!
RevLurch: fucked by a U.S. Male
obloquy: Not to mention the new postal regs on bulk mail.
RevLurch: tal!
ICEKNIFE: awwww
RevLurch: I used to wearhouse shoes
RevLurch: ware
RevLurch: Had more black loafers than the post office
geecube: we thankee iceknife hope there's assembly instructions included
talysman: I used to wear house shoes, too.
TheCharlie: Lurch wore house shoes?
RevLurch: I wear horse shoes
Stang: DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT THE NEW US BULK MAIL REGULATIONS!!! They've got it set up to where you have to be HIGHLY WIRED to be able to deal with it. We ARE, luckily. But it's FUKT!!!
RevLurch: ya gotta be tough
RevLurch: but I do use the shorter nails
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TheCharlie: shorter mails.. what a wuss...
Jovial: Hey stang how come I got 17 membership packages?
geecube: it's just a nother nail in the coffin of the CON Ivan
RevLurch: HHalf the fun of having feets is Red Goose SHoes
obloquy: Stang: Didja get the InterNOT issue with the "Blow Your Gnosis" Church ad? I'm trine'ta get at least one good one in each issue, like a pearl of tapioca in each bowl of snot.
RevLurch: who remembers then things
RevLurch: them
Stang: Listen you people, it's only by the grace of Jesus, Rev. Nickie, Rev. Matt and Will o'Dobbs that you get ANY mail from us. Ypur $30... that's just the TIP.
RevLurch: came with a little palstic egg fulla cheesy stuff
talysman: I think I got an extra member package, too. which worries me, because I ordered it for a friend. I've been saved since '89...
geecube: then? there? here? why?
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ICEKNIFE: my pleasure
ICEKNIFE: the general instructions are in setabot.txt
Modemac: PRAISE be to the UTTER FOOLS who SLAVE and TOIL to give us our STARK FISTS!
Stang: ALL SUBGENIUS MAIL ORDER COMPLAINTS SHOULD BE SENT TO SLACK@METRONET.COM.
obloquy: And whatever any of you do, don't check out http://www.rlabs.com/obloquy.
Stang: Priase Jesus.
DynaSoar: Yeah, shovel it off on the Lord.
Modemac: Jesus = UTTER FOOL. That sure explains a lot.
RevLurch: Braise Jesus
geecube: thanxagain if they eat my shorts or hardreive i WILL come after you..this nanotechnology is a doublesided sword
Headfulo: Graze on Jesus.
RevPsych: Bruse Jesus
PeeKat: Back....
RevLurch: Scortch the Phony Diaper of Turin
TheCharlie: Booze Jesus
Modemac: Everyone great Headfulo here. He comes from an engineering college with so many coeds, they put it in the Net server address.
talysman: not a complaint... has the new membership card with the seal. I'm just afraid to fill it out and throw the old one away.
N_X_K: Stang:How about me complaining about you ot telling me about the California interim mailing status yet?
Modemac: Greet him, that is.
RevLurch: Crazed Jesus
ICEKNIFE: ahhhh... I KNEW there had to be a better reason than just proxy-cooze for tolerating someone who's NEVER funny!
ICEKNIFE: if they eat your shorts you owe me money
geecube: hey ivan wher eis Jesus toight??
DynaSoar: Geart geertrs.
DynaSoar: Groooot. Regggtsw.
Stang: It really is Jesus' fault that the CA mailing hasn't been done yet. He was too busy with the MASONS!!! Seriously.
DynaSoar: Gregrege
PeeKat: Gangrene?
TheCharlie: laying bricks?
talysman: greatings, Headfulo
geecube: I didn't know jesu was into contruction
RevLurch: Mayonnaise Jesus
PeeKat: YEAH!
DynaSoar: Polyianaise Freezes.
TheCharlie: the bricklaying Jesus
PeeKat: MAYONNAISE JESUS!!!!!!
geecube: Lyonnaisse Jesus
PeeKat: nonononono....lurch was right! MAYONNAISE JESUS!!!!
DynaSoar: Jeezo-preets.
*** RevPsych is now known as ICEPsych
obloquy: Stang: picked up a Masonic brochure at the state fair a few weeks ago. Didn't we buy them a few year ago? Oh, wait, that's Bill Gates. Sorry.
Stang: Jesus probably doesn't even REMEMBER that it's SUNDAY, that's why he's not here. Every Monday I ask him why he wasn't around and he always goes, "IWas last night Sunday?" Typical slacker youth.
ICEKNIFE: febnin
ICEKNIFE: will no one help the widow's son?
RevLurch: no
ICEPsych: sorry ...just wanna get close to you
talysman: ggg, stp THAT! I'm reading HOLY BLOOD, HOLY GRAIL.
DynaSoar: Um. What's Sunday?
RevLurch: Holy Granola
PeeKat: Psych has a crush on ICE...
ICEKNIFE: I'm dead. kill yourself to become close to me.
ICEPsych: think im gonna poop on Jovial
TheCharlie: taly .. that's a great book
ICEKNIFE: really
ICEKNIFE: kill
geecube: what is the measure of Hiram and who struck him first with what???
ICEKNIFE: yourself
ICEKNIFE: kill
ICEKNIFE: kill
Modemac: Hol;y Blood Holy Grail. Interesting book...
Jovial: Poop on me?!
Jovial: hehehehehe
Headfulo: I have a great story. I have bad bowels and recently had to run to the bathroom. I had my REVELATION X in hand for some excremeditation. I had to rush to the stall, pull my pants down, and explode. To my chagrin, my book had dropped into the toliet only to be covered in poop. The liquid excrement had placed itself right over the Dobbshead. I swear this is true. What does it mean?
TheCharlie: I read that about 15 years ago.. had to buy 3 more copies cause Inever get it back
geecube: modemac have you read the spear of destiny
Stang: Seriously, Jesus joined the Masons last week, and he's been in meetings with 'em ever since. SOMEBODY had to do it.
RevLurch: You exploded
PeeKat: Er, that's not a great story. Just a fair one. :)
DynaSoar: Means you need to buy a new one and ARE YOU IN LUCK.
Headfulo: But what does it mean?
Modemac: It means it's time to buy a new copy of REVELATION X.
talysman: ggg: hell, I dunno, I read this stuff, I don't memorize it. is Spear of Destiny by Georges Dumezil?
RevLurch: means you shit on yer book
ICEPsych: Picture this.....
geecube: does that mean that GOD, Jesus' purported father was a Mason too Ivan??
ICEPsych: Prior to picking you up for an evening out, I stop at the store.
obloquy: Headfulo, sounds like reverse osmosis t' me.
ICEPsych: There I purchase a bag of Jelly Beans. a roll of Necco Wafers®, a bunch
ICEPsych: of medium-sized rubber inflated rubber balls, some panty hose, a purple
TheCharlie: Lurch can always put things in perspective...
ICEPsych: magik' marker, a gun,an Etch*A*Sketch®, a four pack of toilet paper....
ICEPsych: and some hollow point bullets. ( btw - the gun was requested 7 days in
DynaSoar: You can buy one RIGHT NOW from Rev Ivan STang his own damn self, and ask him to AUTOGRAPH IT.
ICEPsych: advance, as required by law, and the toilte peper is fer my place...
ICEPsych: I go through the stuff like water... but none of this is germane to our
ICEPsych: story.
Modemac: Not yet, G3. My girlfriend is the real expert on that particular subject. She's collected more than a dozen books about the Rennes-le-Chateau affair.
ICEPsych: awwww shit
ICEPsych: sorry
N_X_K: Stang:Good, A placebo to the least wise is sufficient. I'll restrain the hounds
ICEPsych: that was supposed to be one lne
geecube: Trevor ravenswood i believe
RevLurch: Masons thinj the pOlar SHift is comin, right?
Headfulo: I tried to wash it and sparyed it with Ozium. My friends said I was the stupidest person they'd ever known.
RevLurch: think
Stang: WHen the very first copy of Book of the SubGenius came here from the printers, I found it PEED UPON by my 2 year old daughter after leaving it out -- and she was HOUSEBROKEN up until then.
DynaSoar: He won't, but you can ask him anyway.
ICEKNIFE: kill
ICEKNIFE: yourself
ICEKNIFE: hey... what are the 39 steps?
ICEKNIFE: he took that shit seriously? geeez... better call my uncle...
ICEKNIFE: tell steve I was KIDDING, would you???
obloquy: Stang: you mean BLESSED, don't you.
ICEKNIFE: i bet she loves when you tell that story...
Headfulo: Wow. I once had a cat piss on my first edition D&D players guide. Used it for 13 years after that.
RevLurch: he mean when he not blessed
PeeKat: Psych: I have that BirthDay card. You don't have to quote it to us.
geecube: the thirtynine steps led down to the rendezvous with the german u-boat
talysman: I've thought about joining the Masons. I had some relatives in the Scottish Rite, I think.
RevLurch: Das Coot
Stang: back soon must p
ICEPsych: My bro just sent it to me
RevLurch: my smokon jacket
PeeKat: It is a damn good card, tho.
ICEKNIFE: STANG: beat your kids to the fun and money... write an expose' on THME *BEFORE* they do you in print!
PeeKat: Best card I ever got, really.
Modemac: Time to watch the Python skit, "How To Spot A Mason"...
RevLurch: get video
ICEKNIFE: them
ICEPsych: no shit
ICEPsych: laughin mu ass off
RevLurch: with polka dot paint
PeeKat: NEWSFLASH: Stang's kids 'do him' in print!
PeeKat: Pornography from the SubG Foundation!
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Headfulo: I lost my Book of the Subgenius :(
talysman: DO IT IN A MICROWAVE OVEN, SAVE TIME
geecube: why shouldn't they he's been doing them for years
DynaSoar: See? You need to buy BOTH.
PeeKat: SEE! Tevis and Xandy sandwiching Ivan in the meat locker.
*** RevLurch is now known as Moosewing
PeeKat: SEE! er....this is too gross. Ferget it.
Headfulo: I know. But I have no money! But I do have a pipe!!
Moosewing: go ferit
ICEPsych: I dropped my DobbsFish at the sales table in Brushwood.....
Moosewing: grosser the better
geecube: see someone else's blood crazed revenge on her sex-crazed spuse
DynaSoar: Gotta convert some Slack to cash, Headfulo.
Moosewing: jello
DynaSoar: Same thing anywho.
Headfulo: How long does the online devival usually go on for, DynaSoar?
ICEPsych: thats ok... I maed a new one.... give it back to "Bob" so he cann resell it
PeeKat: Slack becomes cash...it doesn't even take effort; just UNDERSTANDING.
Moosewing: until he leaves
DynaSoar: Dunno, H. I never stick around long.
talysman: Head: until we sicken and die.
PeeKat: Until we all leave.
Modemac: Until everyone gets tired and leaves, generally.
Moosewing: sicken what
PeeKat: They've gone on for DAYS...
ICEKNIFE: my copy sits between paranoia and Puzzle Palace on my shelf of DOOMISHNESSITARIANISMS
Moosewing: I've already kilt me horseplants
*** Jovial is now known as PSYCHOTIC
PSYCHOTIC: hehehe
RevStupid: welp. gotta go act like I'm listening to the wife now. Cya
*** Signoff: RevStupid (Read error to RevStupid[aux101.tulsa.oklahoma.net]: EOF from client)
DynaSoar: lateron S.
*** ICEPsych is now known as PSYCHCTIO
Headfulo: That's not how it should be! I wanna sit in this chair till bottles surround, my eyes are hanging out of my head dripping excrement and my perm is gone!
*** Signoff: geecube (Leaving)
Moosewing: later stup
PeeKat: Bye Stoop
talysman: hey, Ice, how come you've never offered us a SubGenius Doom wad?
Modemac: No one's stopping you, Head...
PeeKat: Hey; why'd G3 leave?
Modemac: He probably had to smoke a cigarette after cumming all over Friday.
talysman: dunno, he said nothing.
*** PSYCHOTIC is now known as Rev_GoatPoop
PeeKat: Oh.
Moosewing: my arse drips condiment and my sperm is gone
Moosewing: mooseturd
*** PSYCHCTIO is now known as lCEKNIFE
Headfulo: I hate college. I can't get away from sports. At least the chicks have big boobs here.
DynaSoar: practice safe slacks.
talysman: I have a sperm perm. in my pubic hair.
*** Rev_GoatPoop is now known as RevGoatPoop
lCEKNIFE: I HATE Psych
Moosewing: Drippety Do
DynaSoar: Have big boobs where? Up front?
Moosewing: me too
lCEKNIFE: Hes a Meanie
PeeKat: Butt cleavage
Moosewing: Yucca Dew
Moosewing: by cracky
DynaSoar: yuck a flats
RevGoatPoop I like psych
RevGoatPoop Psych is very nice
ICEKNIFE: when do they REALLY end? usually when I close up, but THIS dump never closes
Moosewing: broiled
ICEKNIFE: because the half-dead asshole sitting next me won't bring me a copy of a registered doom
ICEKNIFE: if I HAD said registered copy, I *HAVE* the goddamn doom mania... it'd take me all of two or three days
ICEKNIFE: and it would SHRED
*** RevGoatPoop is now known as Jovial
Headfulo: I bought my girlfriend her first vibrator today. Look at that sucker spasm! She was bouncing off the walls! It kind of scared me.
Stang: Oh what a day. You folks would not BELIEVE the amount of COOL SHIT that's stacked up in the SubGFound attachments folders. Thank you for your comments on SubSITE. I have to "split" now. Incidentally, anyone hear reading ZODIAC by the guy that did SNOCRASH?? Kicks fukin' ass.
PeeKat: The only good Psych is a dead Psych.
Headfulo: WHo's the guy that did Snocrash?
Moosewing: I didn't like snocrash
Modemac: Just got the book.
Moosewing: shoot me
DynaSoar: bang
Headfulo: fuck you
Stang: I mean "here" and "snowcrash." I'm not a crack baby ... YET
Modemac: THE DIAMOND AGE is the best fuckin' SF book I've read all year so far.
PeeKat: !bang
lCEKNIFE: heh
Moosewing: you'd never go back to shoe trees, jelo
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lCEKNIFE: I AM
lCEKNIFE: hehe
obloquy: Stang: Hey, before you go, grampa was Grand Potentate of the Aleppo Shrine. Where did that place him in the Grand Secret Hierarchy?
DynaSoar: G63:re
PeeKat: Crackbaby yer outta time....
Modemac: Neal Stephenson did Snow Crash.
Moosewing: yuh
Headfulo: Isn't there a movie of snowcrash coming OUT?
Stang: Neal Stephenson RULZ!!!
PeeKat: Read two chapters worth in Pyramid mag....
geecube: whoooa gotta quit doing graphics while chatting almost melted my cpu
DynaSoar: I ain't read anything I didn;t have to for work in months.
PeeKat: It seemed okay, but couldn't get into it that much...
Moosewing: me neither
TheCharlie: I'm waiting for the cliff notes
N_X_K: Might as well leave, I can't think of anything to think
lCEKNIFE: hehehe
PeeKat: CYANXK
Stang: Anybody who has any gripe about MY MAN NEAL has probably NEVER WRITTEN ANYTHING WORTH RIPPING OFF.
geecube: anyone read Riddely Walker??
Modemac: *Every* best-selling book has the movie rights in production. But damn few of them become movies.
lCEKNIFE: right where you wanna be Jo
N_X_K: See yew next week
Moosewing: convienient bit of well poisoning there, stang
Headfulo: I saw a poster for it Modemac!
lCEKNIFE: Buh Bye Revstang
lCEKNIFE: du huhu
ICEKNIFE: hey psych... why are you trying to appear to be me?
ICEKNIFE: You mean A Young Ladies Primer?
ICEKNIFE: one of the best, Diamond Age
Modemac: You DID see the unmistakable SubGenius reference in "Snow Crash," I hope...
N_X_K sees a little plastic Tea Bunny in the corner and jump-attacks it
geecube: night ivan you sad old mop of a man
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lCEKNIFE: I am NOT
lCEKNIFE: cant you see
ICEKNIFE THINKS THAT IF ONE OF *YOU* CHUCKLE-HEADS wuz ta send him a reg. copy of doom, he'd make a sub doomwad that'd hurl squirrels....
lCEKNIFE: its an L
Moosewing: anybody read The Nympho Nurses?
Modemac: Iceknife: Yes, that's the one.
Moosewing: by Leroy S. Yams?
Stang: Modemac -- what? I didn't see any SubG ref in Snowcrash.
geecube: I wrote Nympho Nurses
Moosewing: my Janitor
PeeKat: LCEKNIFE?
talysman sez, where do we send it, numnutz?
lCEKNIFE: iceknlfe
*** PeeKat is now known as lCEKNlFE
lCEKNIFE: iceknLfe
Moosewing: maybe this was Candy Stripers in Grope Suits
lCEKNlFE: There...now it's REALLY confusing.
talysman: icenipple? what?
lCEKNIFE: hehehehe
lCEKNlFE: Someone else be ICEKNLFE...then we'll ahve FOUR.
lCEKNIFE: I was really hopein Jovial would see that one Pee
Moosewing: It made me cry
Modemac: Oh no. Not another ops war...
DynaSoar: lCEKNIFE H ~phunistl@spg-as16s58.erols.com (0 Psych)
ICEKNIFE: why are you trying to use my nic?
lCEKNIFE: I AM NOT
*** geecube is now known as SliceKnife
lCEKNIFE: its an L
obloquy: Yes, in the future, people will appreciate Terry Southern's Candy as the classic it is, but for now...
lCEKNIFE: BOBDAMNIT
*** Moosewing is now known as Miceknife
Stang: Terry Southern FUCKIN RULZ dood.
Headfulo: SPAMMIT
Miceknife: we all runned after the farmer's wife
lCEKNIFE: iceknLfe
lCEKNlFE: Psych wishes he were you, ICE...can ya blame him?
*** Jovial is now known as SPICEKNIFE
*** TheCharlie is now known as ICEKNIEF
lCEKNIFE: NOT AT ALL IM COOL
Stang: Now what's this about SG refs in Snowcrash? That's a great book.
Miceknife: cut of her tits with a pair of dykes
lCEKNlFE: Nononono...ICEKNLFE! It's still OPEN!
*** SliceKnife is now known as LiceThief
Modemac: SG reference in Snow Crash: "L. Bob Rife."
Miceknife: yuh never saw such spew inyer life
lCEKNIFE: hahahaha
*** ICEKNIEF is now known as ICEKNLFE
lCEKNlFE: How's that a SubG ref?
Modemac: That's a tripple pun: L. Ron Hubbard, (forget first name) Rife, the founder of est, and BOB.
*** CTCP SOUND REPENT.WAV from lCEKNIFE replied
lCEKNlFE: Nononon...make the L LOWERCASE. jeez.
*** CTCP SOUND ROFLMAO.WAV from lCEKNIFE replied
*** ICEKNLFE is now known as ICEKNlFE
lCEKNlFE: Yeah! That's it!
*** SPICEKNIFE is now known as PINKKNIFE
Stang: Modemac: "L. Bob Rife" ... I dunno, that's not what I'd call a tip o' the hat. Every Pink exec is something"Bob" something.
lCEKNlFE: Woooohoooo! We got us FOUR iceknifes now!
*** Miceknife is now known as porknife
*** DynaSoar is now known as Psych
lCEKNlFE: Other channels are lucky to have *ONE* ICEKNIFE....
lCEKNIFE: hehehe
lCEKNlFE: We got FOUR ICEKNIFES!
porknife: hey DOOOD
Headfulo: we have a rectum full
lCEKNIFE: now the fun begins
lCEKNlFE: BEAT THAT SHIT #jesus!!!
ICEKNlFE: which one am I?
lCEKNlFE: Yer number 4.
Modemac: Maybe so, Stang, but it sounds good to me.
*** CTCP FINGER from Spastika replied
*** CTCP VERSION from Spastika replied
obloquy: For the record, were the SubG references in Independence Day really there, or was I hallucinating an assistant named Connie, a Bob lookalike President, and Brent Spiner as Stang?
ICEKNlFE: we got that 'father, son and holy ghost stuff whacked
Modemac: "Bob's" appearance in "The Hacker and the Ants" is pretty good, even though Rudy Rucker's books are rather skimpy.
*** porknife is now known as StretchNozzle
*** ICEKNlFE is now known as TheCharlie
Stang: Well, whatever works for ya Modemac. I feel that Neal is yet unsaved and probably will remain so until Friday plies her wiles on him.
lCEKNlFE: Uh, they were there, but you got the wrong refgs.
*** lCEKNIFE is now known as Bozo
*** Signoff: Headfulo (Leaving)
Psych: sucka chicken butt
*** talysman is now known as ICEKN1FE
*** lCEKNlFE is now known as RevUni
RevUni: There. Better.
Bozo: hehehe
Modemac: Independence Day = Con=-foisted crap, and any SubG references there must have been slipped in by the set designers.
StretchNozz ANybuddt here like aerosol cheese?
Modemac: Send Neal a copy of Pamphlet #1!
RevUni: Modemac: Except for the WHOLE DAMNED CONCEPT of ID4, of course. :)
ICEKN1FE: dammit, the party's over
Bozo: sucka chicken butt
*** LiceThief is now known as NICEKNIFE
Bozo: sucka chicken butt
RevUni: Stolen RIGHT from SubG...
Bozo: whee
ICEKNIFE: neat topic on #jesus
Modemac: Concept of ID4 was STOLEN from Dobbs, of course.
*** ICEKN1FE is now known as talysman
*** Headfulo (jmorris@coeds.eng.miami.edu) has joined channel #slack
Stang: But really -- anybody here who's never written a book want to CRITICISE any AUTHORS??? 'Cause I don't care how fuckin' bad the book is, THEY TRIED and YOU DIDN'T. C'MON. LEMMA AT 'EM. I wanna hear from some real LITERARY CRITICS here.
*** Bozo is now known as TheMIB
*** Psych is now known as DynaSoar
DynaSoar: That hurt.
RevUni: Stang: Yes
StretchNozz so, I guess you must like all books
RevUni: Piers Anthony cannot end a damned series well.
Modemac: I *love* criticizing books and movies even though I never wrote any myself.
NICEKNIFE: YEAH IT WAS ONE OF THEM "CONCEPT" MOVIES...THE TOOK ONE CONCEPT ANDS MADE IT LOOK STOOPID
StretchNozz just because somebody wrote em
StretchNozz makes sense
obloquy: Piers' own nephew said he was a hack.
Modemac: If I didn't like it, then I'll certainly SAY SO.
ICEKNIFE: Piers Anthony? please....
ICEKNIFE: yuk
NICEKNIFE: OKAY STANG WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY ABOUT WHAT???
ICEKNIFE: Try Terry Pratchet
TheCharlie: I don't know Stang.. I can read a book and tell it's bad even though I've never written..
DynaSoar: Gotta git, kiddos. Don't do anything I wouldn't say to think of doing and what.
DynaSoar: What?
Stang: EH? Anybody else want to BADMOUTH my MAIN MAN authors? Wanna GRIPE about how Neal Stephenson didn't quite GET YOU OFF ENOUGH while you sat there paying MONEY to READ him? Huh?
RevUni: He ended the Apprentice Adept series FUCKING HORRIBLY.
*** Signoff: DynaSoar (Leaving)
StretchNozz even Limbaugh's books are beyond critcal reproach
RevUni: He ended the Incarnations of Immortaility PATHETICALLY.
PINKKNIFE is phuckin' his goat with DobbsIRC By The MIB with special addons by Jovial "©1996 LöVê$hÎT pRôDü©tí0n$"
Headfulo: How about Ms. Steele?
StretchNozz becuase he wrote one
PINKKNIFE: Hey uni
RevUni: (Though if he'd stopped at #5, it would've been great)
PINKKNIFE: I didnt see ya come in
NICEKNIFE: YEAH iVAN STEPHENSON BLOZE DOGS COULDN'T WRITE HIS WAY OUTTA A PAPER BOG
Modemac: Stang: Damn straight.
RevUni: That's cuz I didn't. :)
*** RevUni is now known as PeeKat
PeeKat: See?
TheMIB: HAVE A WHOLE SECTION ALL ABOUT JOVIAL!!!!!!
PINKKNIFE: hehehe
PeeKat: Just me.
obloquy: Neal got me off real good, but the 100pound weight paper gave my dick burns.
PINKKNIFE: oh
StretchNozz I think his shit gets old
PINKKNIFE: :P
StretchNozz too trendy drippey cyber cool
Modemac: I pays my money to read a book, and if it doesn't get me off then I'll say "it didn't get me off."
PINKKNIFE: HAVE A WHOLE SECTION ALL ABOUT JOVIAL!!!!!!
Stang: 'Cause I don't wanna hear NO NON-FILMAKER or no non-AUTHOR tell me how "BAD" some fucking PROJECT is. It's SO EASY to be a fat-assed CRITIC... grrr... grumble... stew... steam....
StretchNozz like I said
PeeKat: Stang: Tough shit. I'll criticize whatever I want...if somethign sucks, IT SUCKS and I'll say so.
NICEKNIFE: IF IT DON'T GET MEE OFF IN THE FIRST PAGE I PUTS ME DICK AWAY AND GETS OUT ANOTHER BOOK
StretchNozz then all fims must be good
talysman: hell, I helped make a film. does this qualify me as a film critic?
StretchNozz yeah
Headfulo: So you never critisize anything, Stang? Gimme a break!
PeeKat: Stang: Or are you gonna tell me I'm unfit to say "I.Q. SUCKED HORSEBALLS"? C'mon, man...
StretchNozz so does being a shit-shoveler
TheMIB: Im stoll rollin about that sucka chicken butt thing
Headfulo: course, I can't even spell.
ICEKNIFE: Wilhamina Baird
obloquy: Come on, the fattest-assed critic is Roger Ebert, and he cowrote a screenplay. You must mean thinassed.
StretchNozz Myra Breckinriodge
StretchNozz ridge
TheCharlie: I hear bad musicians and I say they are bad. Just because I'm not a musician that means that my opinion isn't valid?
Stang: Yeah, I just LOVE to hear CRITICS who never got off their butts for ONE SECOND to see how THEIR OWN shit might go over, DISSING somebody who had the nuts to DO SO... grrr grumble pisss
NICEKNIFE: ej fLATO IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST WRITERS EXTANT
Modemac: That's what makes it so fun to be a critic. I can talk about other people's stuff because when they release their stuff to the masses, they opened themselves up for criticism. AND PRAISE, if they deserve it.
StretchNozz ah Stang's just trollin
StretchNozz fulla beans
PeeKat: Stang: Just cuz you did something doesn't mean yer any GOOD.
TheMIB: Man... I know you all dont wanna hear this... only cause you hate me....but
*** britney is now known as Hiro
StretchNozz that's true
PeeKat: Yes, we do, but we can't stop ya from talking...go for it.
Modemac: After all, Stang, you were just asking for criticism of SUBSITE yourself.
ICEKNIFE: no, because you're boring and not funny
TheMIB: this net blows.... there is one 5 times this... I mean real nice
StretchNozz Maddonna is much more talented
Headfulo: But I thought most books are just CON garbage. Are we only talking about non Con stuff?
PeeKat: So go over there.
StretchNozz than the average symphony violinist
ICEKNIFE: bye
Stang: I AIN'T TROLLING, I'm FUCKING SERIOUS. I cannot STAND to hear AMATEURS badmouth those who WENT TO THE FUCKING TROUBLE.
Modemac: And most of us don't have gigantic Web pages either. Does that mean we can't criticise SubSITE?
StretchNozz becaus she makes mo money
PeeKat: We'll miss ya.
TheMIB: like commands you never thought of...
StretchNozz everybody know that
talysman: I think stang means "you can't tell a navy man whatto do, only another navy man can tell a navy man what to do..."
PeeKat: Stang: Too bad. Just cuz we're amatures doesn't mean we can't criticize.
StretchNozz but he fulla beans
Stang: NONE MAY CRITICIZE SUBSITE!!! FOR LO, IT IS SUBSITE
NICEKNIFE: PEEKAY THAT'S RIGHT HERE IN AUSTIN WE GOT A LOT OF STAGES AND A LOT OF MUSICIANS AND PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY BELONGONSTAGE...MOST DON'T...JUST COS YOU'RE IN THE SPOTLITE DON'T MEAN YER WORTH A FUCK!!!!
StretchNozz subsite sucks
PeeKat: Stang: Well SUBSITE is beyond criticism...
ICEKNIFE: have fun
ICEKNIFE: see ya
ICEKNIFE: bye
ICEKNIFE: ok, bye
ICEKNIFE: subsite lacks ICEKNIFE pics
obloquy: What, you picking on the Lounge Lizards?
PeeKat: Ack...tone down the caps a bit G3. :)
StretchNozz and sex vids
PeeKat: Yeah, we got some BAD fucking bands 'round here.
PeeKat: DAMNED bad.
PINKKNIFE: IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE ULTIMATE SIBSITE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION ABOUT ME!
PeeKat: Like, so bad they'r enot even FUNNY.
*** PINKKNIFE is now known as Jovial
TheCharlie: Stang.. if the people who buy your work are not entitled to an opinion on it, what is the point of the project then?
TheMIB: any way..... its Kings.GA.US.OuterNET.org:6667(OUTERNET) and it is THE BEST server net in exhistance
*** Hiro has left channel #slack
Headfulo: How about less pictures of Stang! I do not enjoy MPEGs of an old guy!
NICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU PEEKITTY DON'T CRITICIZE MY WRITING...DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!
Stang: I don't care WHO gets the spotlight... I don't care who SELLS... I don't care who's "good" by WHAT standards. But I am impressed by ANYONE who so muchs as GETS OFF THEIR ASS in PUBLIC and even so much as TRIES which is more than I can say for just damn near ANYBODY.
PeeKat: Bleah.
StretchNozz yeah
Jovial: STANG I WANNA FUCK YOU!
obloquy: Finally, a justification for karaoke.
PeeKat: Hehehehe....
ICEKNIFE: gordon, stop
StretchNozz great to pick a career where ninety nine percent of the people end up slinging hash
talysman: Stang: do they have to be PAID for it to get the right to criticize?
TheMIB: no shit STANG....
StretchNozz istead of one where you can make money
StretchNozz without being in the right place at the right time
Stang: Karaoke -- RIGHT!!! At least those drunken fucks aren't sitting in the background making SNIDE COMMENTS about the OTHER drunk fucks.
Jovial chants G-G-G G-G-G G-G-G
PeeKat: Stang's lost it, guys.....
Modemac: There's another side of that, Stang. If you actually make it and get published or get your album on the charts, then you can expect criticism, both good and bad. And you'd better be able to TAKE criticism, because someone is ALWAYS going to bad-mouth your work.
StretchNozz They makins drunk asses of themselves
Modemac: After all, think of the criticism you received of the books YOU published.
ICEKNIFE: i didn't send you a copy of pure evil
ICEKNIFE: there was a reason for this
Headfulo: Stang is living in a dreamworld.
NICEKNIFE: STANG STANG GET YER HEAD OUT OF THAT NEW PROSTHETIC ARSE OF YOURZE AND WISE UP MOST PEOPLE IN THE SPOTLIGHT ARE MALADJUSTED NORMS WHO DIE FOR APPLAUSE AND ALL THAT GOES WITH IT
TheMIB: Hey... making SNIDE COMMENTS about the OTHER drunk fucks. is my fav. pastime
Jovial: NO PK STANG HAS FOUND IT!
PeeKat: I hope he's very very happy there, then.....heh.
StretchNozz most of them know somebody in the biz
NICEKNIFE: THEY UP THERE TO SUCK UP THE AUDIENCE LIKE VAMPIRES
Headfulo: CAPS..YAY
StretchNozz Read the Hit Man
Jovial: CAPSLOCK
Jovial: CAPSLOCK
Jovial: CAPSLOCK
StretchNozz now that's a good book
Jovial: CAPSLOCK
Stang: I REPEAT -- it doesn't matter if you SELL, SUCCEED, or any of that shit. What matters is if you're one who MAKES THE ATTEMPT or one who sits back and CRITIQUES as if you had ANY fucking idea what you were talking about.
StretchNozz all about the crooked ass music biz
PeeKat: Okay...whatever ya say, man....
obloquy: Bravery=qualification to criticize.
Jovial is phuckin' his goat with DobbsIRC By The MIB with special addons by Jovial "©1996 LöVê$hÎT pRôDü©tí0n$"
StretchNozz and why no talent jerks make all the money
NICEKNIFE: WHAT IF YOU SIT BACK AND CRITIQUE AND DO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IVAN?
TheCharlie: what if you have a very good fucking idea what you're talking about and you still think it sucks?
Headfulo: Does all criticism come out of jealousy? Or are some things SO bad as to FORCE even the nicest old bats to badmouth it. Marylin Manson doing Sweet Dreams...that SUCKS, Stang.
StretchNozz stangs been into the ether agin
NICEKNIFE: WHAT IF YOU KNOW ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT'S GOOD OR BAD???
TheMIB: your right.... you sits back and CRITIQUES will never prolly make it up stage....
talysman: OK, I've written and had published stuff, made a video, performed music for MONEY. I am therefore a qualified critic in those fields.
Jovial hugs stang "itll be ok"
PeeKat: Er....Stang's gettin' into that SubG Obstinancy thing...at this poitn ya just gotta sit back and let him wear himself out....
TheMIB: cause he knows what the guys in the back are saying
StretchNozz yeah, wel, I fart a lot
Modemac: Ad I'll counter that, Stang, by repeating that anyone has the right to criticize, because he who MAKES THE ATTEMPT is announcing himself/herself/itself to the world and thus INVITING criticism. AND praise.
StretchNozz so I'm qualified too
talysman: expect to see my pronouncements ex cathedra anytime soon.
Stang: ANYBODY is free to criticize all they want. I merely reserve my criticism of THEIR criticism to those who have actually left their asses long enough to have the barest, slightest, most TENUOUS inkling of what it's like to BARE YOUR SHIT for an audience.
TheCharlie: Modemac.. good point
StretchNozz and I can skin bear and deer
ICEKNIFE: i can never manage a critique.. just recomendations for good reading
Modemac: The person who makes the effort WANTS us to see his stuff. We are not obliged to keep quiet, therefore we criticize.
obloquy: Subtle diff, Stangy.
Headfulo: Sometimes I can't help but BARE MY SHIT. I have stomach problems.
TheCharlie: Stang.. I think you are confusing the 'guts' with the 'talent'. they are NOT the same
StretchNozz I've shit my bear for an audience
StretchNozz he skates
ICEKNIFE: he does that a LOT
PeeKat: We lost him, I'm telling ya....
StretchNozz he wuz in the Ice Capades
StretchNozz in a Bellhop coat
Headfulo: Making something or going public is like putting your BALLS on the table and asking for people to either LICK them or smash them with a hammer.
PeeKat: I did my first real, public wedding last Thursday, y'all.
ICEKNIFE: by the way, David Brenner stole the 3 stooges routine whole card and did it for Jon Stewart last week
TheMIB: .... Stang your 100% right... I heard the fuked up quasi devival at Brushwood... but IT wen over very well.... and.. I wouldda prolly shit muself in I were in your shoue...
PeeKat: In the middle of Ybor City, in front of a crowd, on halloween night, I married two ppl.
NICEKNIFE: But Ivan those of you who get up there and hang it out do it because you like that, get a thrill out of it, so what's so fucking special about that. If a claustrophobe gets in a phonebooth it's news, but if he stands in the middleof an empty field he feels good and who cares????
Modemac: Okay, Stang, I'll toss this question to you. I am too poor and busy to make a movie, BUT I know something of the moviemaking process and I understand the SHEER HELL one must go through to make a movie. I SYMPATHIZE.
TheMIB: But I'm werkin' on it.....
StretchNozz you a mormon, pee
Stang: I understand what you're saying, and I would never censor anything =anybody says. But what Oliver Stone might say about a movie means a shitload more to me than what some PBS critic would say, let me put it that way.
StretchNozz but shit is shit
Headfulo: Are there ever any kind of Subg events down here in South Florida or do I have to speak Spanish and slick my hair back?
PeeKat: Nononono....I helped to OTHER ppl get married, man.
StretchNozz no matter how much troubleit was
*** NICEKNIFE is now known as Geethree
PeeKat: HEY SOMEONE CONGRATULATE ME YOU FUX.
Stang: I should sign off. I'm guilty of too much.
PeeKat: CONGRATULATE ME ON MY FIRST PUBLIC WEDDING...DAMMIT!
Headfulo: Congrats, Pisskitty
talysman: Stang, were you ever a PBS critic?
Modemac: *BUT* if I find the movie disappointing, I will still say so because I feel that their efforts did not PAY OFF.
TheCharlie: what if the critic had done movies already, but they were panned by other critics, so they didn't get released?
obloquy: Artists have a real right-brain view of other artists' work because they recognize the process, not the result.
PeeKat: Thank you.
PeeKat: That's all I wanted.
talysman: PK: congrats...
Headfulo: I love you PK.
TheCharlie: PK.. it kinda got lost in the caps.. congrats!
obloquy: Critics have a left-brain perspective because they perceive the result.
PeeKat: Stang: We love you; we just don't agree with you (we doesn't neceesarily include anyone 'cept me)
Headfulo: I'm so proud. Some day you'll understand when you have your own kitty.
PeeKat: I love you all.
Headfulo: Hey, who was talking about Ybor City>
Stang: FUCK art!!! FUCK commerce!!! There's more to it than EITHER ONE!!! Some of us cannot HELP what we DO!!! Only the SERIAL KILLER and the JACK OFF AZRTIST are TRUE ARTISTS.
PeeKat: The wedding went great, especially for an improvised one.
Geethree: I'm gonna hurl what is this a fuckin sewing circle
PeeKat: Head: I was!
Modemac: Let's try it this way. Independence Day cost $80 million or so to make. I think it was a lousy movie. I would much rather see that $80 million spent by people who WANT to make good movies but are unable to do so because THE CON SCREWS THEM ROYALLY.
talysman: obloquy, that's BS. what about literary critics? left brain both ways.
ICEKNIFE: yeah, but by the same token... what steven king thinks of a film means more to me than what Chaucer thinks of it...
TheCharlie: Well, I'm off to do a masterpiece... goodnight!
Headfulo: What about that guy that gets the paint enemas? Is that art?
PeeKat: Head: I did a public SubGenius wedding in the middle of Ybor city on halloween!
obloquy: What you're asking for is fundamentally right, but on THIS planet the monkeys are the consumers, not the angels.
Geethree: yesssss stang only the light hidden beneath a bushel can burn without interference from the wind
Modemac: Those poor people CAN'T make the movies they want to make because the CON wants crap like ID4.
Headfulo: PK : So you live in Tampa?
PeeKat: Seminole, actually.
PeeKat: Until next year; then I move to Boston.
Stang: INDEPENDENCE DAY may have been a corny as hell piece of high-buck shit, but it paid DOUG SMITH real well, and lots of other technicians as well. No relation...
Headfulo: Do they ever have any devivals around here? I am in Miami.
obloquy: How so, Stang?
PeeKat: We were gonna do one, but it's on the back burner now.
talysman: move to Sacramento, you can get wonderful allergies.
Modemac: No question that they were paid well, and I certainly do not begrudge them that.
PeeKat: Dunno if we'll get around to doing it before the end of the year, Head...
Headfulo: That sucks. :( I have never been to one. *sob*
Modemac: After all, I'm not saying, "Doug Smith did a lousy job!"
PeeKat: Sorry....there's always the X-Day Drill, man!
*** TheCharlie has left channel #slack
ICEKNIFE: what with chaucer bein'... dead.... and all...
ICEKNIFE: except psych
ICEKNIFE: I'm gonna sew... what is this, a hurling circle?
ICEKNIFE: CIRCLE HURL!!!
ICEKNIFE: real handy if you need to see inside a bushel
PeeKat: WE were willing to travel for it. :)
ICEKNIFE: or are a little man in a fridge
ICEKNIFE: only underground comix are real art.
ICEKNIFE: the rest is BUTTWAX
Geethree: Ivan:before I go just wanna say good going on the subsite...you know we really need ALL of that sunsite!
PeeKat: ICE...you are LAGGED.
Headfulo: It's not like I need a damned devival. I've been to too many SOUTHERN BAPTIST revivals...
ICEKNIFE: good
Stang: GGG you LYING SON OF A BITCH
Geethree: better lagged than slagged I sez
Headfulo: PRAISE JESUS!
ICEKNIFE: I fuckin' LIKE being lagged... it helps to explain my overall sense of moreality
PeeKat: Braise Jesus!
Geethree: what you talkin" ivan me lie??? I'm fuckin' wounded man!
Headfulo: I hate fucking paper. I thought computers were supposed to eliminate paperwork. I'm CHOKING on this shit!
PeeKat: Yer supposed to write on it, not fuck it. You get paper cuts that way
ICEKNIFE: origami
talysman: computers make MORE PAPER. always remember that.
Geethree: i don't like fucking paper either goats and ship are better and stang more fun!!!
ICEKNIFE: paper USED to bother me, but i studied an ancient japanese martial art... another path to slack... ORIGAMI
Headfulo: I know! It's all part of the Con's plan to give me paper cuts all over my body and watch my slack ooze through the holes...
PeeKat: Origami rules.
PeeKat: I did that shit ALL thru skule...made the time fly.
Geethree: ewww i HATE raw fish!!!
PeeKat would make cranes and lions and shit outta his homework
ICEKNIFE: time control
Stang: No seriously, I just find it hard to badmouth, say, some dopey BAND just because I don't enjoy 'em. I'm not a musician, I only know what I like. I find it even harder to critique films, becasue I know from experience that even A BAD film takes a lot of effort. If you don't LIKE something, IGNORE IT. If you DO like it, SAY so. Anything else is pure egomaniacal bullshit... and don't I love it.
PeeKat: Once origami helped a friend and me hide from the cops.
TheMIB: i have a porche
PeeKat: True story.
ICEKNIFE: raw paper fish
ICEKNIFE: time control
Headfulo: I can't even FIND my goddamned HOMEWORK to fold it into SHIT! So I will say to my teacher: FUCK!
obloquy: Bad films are better for exactly the reasons stated in BoS.
PeeKat: If you don't like something, SAY SO.
Headfulo: So tell us the damned story, PK
PeeKat: Oh, okay....
ICEKNIFE: no
PeeKat: We were prowling around a xtian school LATE one night...
talysman: I dunno, I see part of what you're saying, Stang... "walk a mile in another man's FEET".
ICEKNIFE: tell us just the comercials
PeeKat: ANd the cops came by to check the place....
PeeKat: And we hadda hide (the car was locked)...
Headfulo: yes..
Geethree: well I agree Ivan but that stiff don't excuse shitty work by pros who get paid a lot to do it right!
Headfulo: oooohhh
obloquy: Bad movies are like REAL life, with boring/unbelievable/stupid parts. Only GOOD movies make any fucking sense. Does your life?
talysman: ... but also, you can think about the product and see if there are any seams.
PeeKat: So we climbed to the top of the big wooden multislide kids' play gym thing....
ICEKNIFE: not true
ICEKNIFE: lots of bad movies make sense
Headfulo: yah....
PeeKat: And we hadda stay there for EIGHT HOURS, man.
Stang: GGG: the PAY excuses the shitty work! And the fact that the audience PUTS UP WITH THAT SHIT makes this whole discussion TOTALLY MOOT!
Geethree: likewise while I can sympathize with a director and his labor I can still feel dissatifaction whe he obviously fucks up or sloughs off
ICEKNIFE: my favorite example is the goddamn beggar's opera
Headfulo: Ahhhhh! What did you do?
PeeKat: So the only way we could put up with it was to fold some paper into boxes....
Headfulo: hehehe
PeeKat: Draw some dots on them, making dice.....
Headfulo: wow
PeeKat: And we ROLEPLAYED.
Headfulo: wow
PeeKat: Played GURPS.
Modemac: The fact that the audience puts up with that shit has a lot to do with CON programming.
*** Signoff: Jovial (Read error to Jovial[PPPC0.TST-MedHat.com]: Connection reset by peer)
Headfulo: oh god.
obloquy: Oh, I'm sorry, Stang, it's MY FAULT Ron Howard makes movies. Thanks for clearing that up.
PeeKat: We had the rules and characters memoroized...all we needed was dice.
Geethree: well if we gonna talk ART ivan why even bring film into it
Headfulo: great story.
ICEKNIFE: ALL 50's sci-fi movies make TOTAL sense
TheMIB: stang... what does "Bob" think about ciggarettes...?
PeeKat: So origami let us stand being up there for EIGHT HOURS util the cops left.
PeeKat: Thanks.
talysman: no, it's Roger Corman's fault Ron Howard makes movies.
Modemac: "See this movie because it has lots of Cool Special Effects."
PeeKat: ALL HAIL ORIGOMA!
PeeKat: IRGAMO!
PeeKat: ORGAMONI!
Geethree: only to you dweebs who saw them twenty years after the fact Ice
Headfulo: You're telling me cops stayed in one place for EIGHT HOURS?
TheMIB: im fukin dead serious.. I paid fer the answers TELL ME
talysman: but the Cor-Man is cool beyond belief, so I forgive him.
Stang: I'll tell you what the fucking problem is. The problem is, they DON'T RECOGNIZE DOBBS!!! IF these FUCKS in the media had ANY GOD DAMN SENSE they'd all be SERVING DOBBS but instead, what... they serve RUPERT MURDOCH??? These ARE the end times.
TheMIB: WHAT do I really think
*** Signoff: StretchNozzle (neato.ca.us.another.net sunrise.ca.us.another.net)
Modemac: That's the con there, dazzling your eyes and trying to keep you from thinking as you open your wallet.
ICEKNIFE: GGG: because film is the only artform with the diaper still pinned halfway on...
Geethree: a dirty diaper at that
Modemac: Film is also the most expensive art form.
PeeKat: Roger Corman was worth saving...
Headfulo: I used to be a Subgenius until I saw Claire Danes nude in Romeo+Juliet.
Modemac: There's the rub.
TheMIB: i need to know
PeeKat: Explain, headfulo
Headfulo: No explanation needed. The CON got me, right there.
ICEKNIFE: have yet to be disappointed by Bertolluci
Geethree: or a crafted form of a cultural expression as filtered through the hands of a team directed by a man or woan with vision....so?
PeeKat: Oh, okay.
PeeKat: The CON got me when I enjoyed the Brady Bunch movie.
PeeKat: But I'm back now.
Modemac: Film may be the art form most closely associated with MONEY.
ICEKNIFE: Lynch hits 9 outta 10
Headfulo: Sapped my sexhurt. No point to life. Might as well be a COn following Pink.
Modemac: Iceknife: Even "Little Biddha?"
talysman: Biddha?
ICEKNIFE: modemac: jewelry
Geethree: film is the only artform that depends entirely on money
Headfulo: Naaah, that's door to door sales.
Headfulo: the only pure profession.
Stang: There's plenty of room in this world for derivative 170 million dollar movies like "Boat Warrior", and room for $5,000 movies like... whatever, "World of the Future." I would never prevent a person from making their bad movie. At worst it'll employ some drones. At best it'll destroy civilization as we know it. It's the CRITICS that I'd like to CRITICIZE just a bit.
talysman: no, ECONOMICS is the only art form that depends entirely on money.
obloquy: Little Buddha's Excellent Adventure? It was ecking fuxcellent! Keanu *is* God!
Geethree: but that's what film is door to door sales
ICEKNIFE: ah, see, I couldn't see it, because it has one of those pseudo-people my sensors won't detect except in redline protocols
ICEKNIFE: that Keeno-Fleas guy
Headfulo: Is anyone here going to vote?
PeeKat: Keanu Reeves is a SubG, ya know.....
PeeKat: Yeah, why not...just for the hell of it.
ICEKNIFE: right
PeeKat: I'll pick 'em at random...
obloquy: Artists deigning to criticize critics are like lions bothering to snap at the cloud of flies around them. Don't waste your time.
ICEKNIFE: he's dumb enuff
Headfulo: Roll the dice.
Stang: P-Kitty: The Brady Bunch movie was one of the funniest underground films of the year. The Pinks didn't GET it, that's why it "slifd by."
PeeKat: Oh!
PeeKat: EPILOGUE....
PeeKat: To the origami story
Headfulo: DADA
Geethree: okay well I agree there ivan but I'm a POPE and what I fucking say goes and if I hate something I say I hate it if I think it's a piece of shit I say it's a piece of shit. Infallibil;ity mand all that shit
PeeKat: To this day, I carry a cardboard, foldup die in my wallet.
Headfulo: go ahead PK
TheMIB: you have absolutly no sence of brotherhood ICEKNIFE
PeeKat: I've used it MANY times when we forgot our dice. :)
PeeKat: THE END.
obloquy: Yeah, and I hear Clueless was a remake of Emma, but I don't buy it.
ICEKNIFE: you're too tough, Stang... an average sub couldn't sit thru that monstrosity
Headfulo: WHO hoo! PK,you have SLACK.
Stang: GGG: Hey... sacred doctrine of erasibility. I didn't say NOTHIN'.
PeeKat: Stang: They must've gotten it...there's a SEQUAL man.
talysman: PK: there's ALWAYS a sequel.
obloquy: Brady Butt Bongo. Makes you feel all warm and runny inside.
PeeKat: Head: Ya didn' thave to tell ME that...I got TONS o' Slack, yo.
TheMIB: but I am learning frm you
talysman: there aren't enough good scripts for movies, so they buy bad ones.
ICEKNIFE: just for the record, folks... psych never sent in his $30
TheMIB: baha
PeeKat: True, psych?
Headfulo: whazzup, yo? Jus' chillin yo. Are there any black Subgeniuses?
Stang: ICEKNIFE: neither did you
Geethree: now you got it anyway without critics to tell them whci movie to go see glorps would just sit around and look at the movie schedule in confusion...critics are a parasitie and a symbiote
TheMIB: NO
TheMIB: NOT AT ALL
PeeKat: Okay.
TheMIB: stang....? do you remember me...?
*** TheMIB is now known as RevPsych
Geethree: stang don't fall for it
obloquy: Dark Alley, Paris, 1937?
ICEKNIFE: Stang: Dobbs still owes ME money!!!
talysman: I think I need to go.
Stang: There are many black SubGenii but I can't think of any who are extremely involved, except for Brother Cleve.
PeeKat: Not as many, probably...but yeah, there are black subgs.
RevPsych: I'll send more....
RevPsych: I like to spend
RevPsych: and spend...
Headfulo: I have a feeling that the black guy that is always sitting outside the old bar down the street from me shaking has more SLACK than any of us.
Stang: And Brother Cleve is an Irishman, but that's a looong story.
Geethree: ice: you surely don't think BOB is gonna pay do you you poor deluded fool!
ICEKNIFE: there are a few runnin around here...
PeeKat: Taly: Why?
*** Signoff: Modemac (Leaving)
Geethree: he's black irish tho ivan
Headfulo: Well I think that is great, that all our brothers are united and that we'll have some good funk music on the pleasure ships.
ICEKNIFE: no, ggg, I plan to take it out of his HIDE, as usual. this has been goin' on a looooooong time
talysman: just time, is all... I have to get up at 4am my time. that's seven hours from now. and I need to do stuff...
PeeKat: Bah...keep yer funk. I want my metal.
Geethree: peefunk music unstepped on funl...uncut funk
PeeKat: Nah...I'm up for anything good...
RevPsych: the mugs BTW are Fucking awsome
Headfulo: Givin' it to you in your earhole...
PeeKat: Taly: Yeah, that is getting up there...
talysman: GLAMNOISE!
PeeKat: Poison!
PeeKat has a Poison tape....
Headfulo: Poison?
ICEKNIFE: in fact, revpsych tells people that anyone who pays their $30 is PINK!!!
Geethree: citizens of the universe...recording angels we have returned to claim the pyramid
PeeKat: Glam Metal...
*** RevPsych is now known as Dr`Funkenstien
talysman: OK, on that note, I guess I need to go. see you all on alt.slack
Headfulo: I guess they were pretty hot on the cover of Look what the Cat Dragged IN....
*** talysman has left channel #slack
obloquy: So, Stang, tell me (not a trap), why do you claim to hate comics, or is it just comic collectors?
Dr`Funkenst yea thats what I do......
PeeKat: Oooooh yeah....
Dr`Funkenst if this were my channellllll
Headfulo: SirDevoidofFunk
Stang: GOTTA GO FOLD CLOTHES, ADIOS
Geethree: we love you doctor funkenstein your funk is the BEST!
Headfulo: Mr. Wiggles
PeeKat cockslaps Psych
Dr`Funkenst Id rip your fukin' tonsils out your ass SPORKFUKER
obloquy: bye bye.

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