10-6-96 IRC Devival Part 2 (Stanglog)
*** Topic for #subgenius: TELETHON to buy STANG a VEST like RAC SHADE!!! GIVE $$$!
*** Topic for #subgenius set by ICEKNIFE on Sunday, October 6, 1996 8:45:39 PM
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ICEKNIFE: ABOUT THAT STOOPID DEATHCHICK SHIT.... CAN I START MAILING YOU PARTS OF MY COLLECTION, OR CAN WE CALL YOU POSERCHICKIEPOO NOW???
Geethree: ME EITHER MINE'S BROKE TOO...SITTING THERE WAITING FER ME TO WIN THE LOTTERY AND REDEEM ITS LITTLE KOREAN SOUL
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talysman: man, what's happening?
ICEKNIFE: bad things
Zuckerpilz: Why does IRC make me use so many CAPS?
crazykey: man
talysman: everyone's getting sucked into the VORTEX.
Friday-j: Iceknife - Don't _I_ get anything from your collection?
ICEKNIFE: it's GOOD
Stang: Whoa... whu hoppen??
Friday-j whimpers into her ice water
Geethree: ICEKNIFE: I'M THE ONE WHO TALKS UPPERCASE HERE...REMEMBER???
crazykey: look out
RevNickie: ICE: if you knew how it related to "Slacker" you'd realize what a dumbass you are
Modemac: Zukerpilz: So you can be HEARD. Everyone is YELLING all the time.
Stang: I got FLUSHED??!!! Who else?
gnatstang: stang: netsplit?
Jetrock: whoa! Stang! you okay, man? You fell down and screamed, "MY LUMP!! GIVE ME BACK MY LUMP!!"
crazykey: ne pas moi?
UncleBear: Stang, I got hit too
Zuckerpilz: WATER.. more WATER..
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Stang: Reminds me of that time Philo and I buttsplit that one Moonie.
Zuckerpilz: I'm not trying to SHOUT.. I just like using INAPPROPRIATE EMPHASES..
gnatstang: stang: u took like 5 people with u when u left...GOT TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME DAMMIT!!!
ICEKNIFE: the kind of dumbass who actually wastes time on crap that some purile gwat like you'd waste time on? yeah... shut up already.
UncleBear: ENOUGH CRAP! MORE OBSCURE KIRBY REFERENCES!
Geethree: DID YOU ALL SEE KNICKIE KICK THAT LUMP ALLTHE WAY ACROSS NEATO?
talysman: Dynasoar got flushed too, it looks...
ICEKNIFE: Big Barda
Friday-j: Stang - I have to go now. Do you want to send me the PGP key for that "intimate" message you e-mailed me a while back?
ICEKNIFE: Lashina
RevNickie: Jet: many of those characters are real people I went to HS with!
Modemac: Here's the Kirby character with the most embarassing name of all time: THE WHIZZER!
RevNickie: GGG: no, accross NEENER
Friday-j: Well, I have to go soon, let's say.
Stang: FRIDAY!!! FOR GODS SAKE KEEP THAT QUIET!!!
Zuckerpilz: Dammit, people are LURKING here.. NO LURKERS!
Jetrock: RevNickie: they do have the touch of "reality"... 'specially since my girlfriend is a "goth chick"...
UncleBear: Mac, he's got the same sooperpowers as ME!
RevUni: damn.
Geethree: WATCHIT FRIDAY IT'S PROLLY A VIRUS THAT MAKES AKLL YOUR JPEGS GROW PIX OF STANG'S DIX
Friday-j: Stang - Oops! Are there other people in this channel?
gnatstang is the ANTILURKER!!
RevNickie: I am NOT the goth chick there, thankfully
Stang: Then there was He Who Waits, who appeared for ONE FRAME of ONE FANTASTIC FOUR and was never seen again.
N_X_K: Night Friday, you little tramp
Modemac: UncleBear: Actually, he doesn't. The Whizzer was a fast-running guy like the Flash/
Zuckerpilz: I'm not goth, and I'm not a chick.
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ICEKNIFE: David Lynch and Paul are the goth chicks
Friday-j: GGG - I might like that virus if it worked on FLESH instead of PIXELS.
Zuckerpilz: Wasn't the Whizzer in some issues of Flash?
Geethree: MY BOSS IS AN EX-GOTH CHICK!!!
talysman: Stang, are you talking about Dr. Strange?
Jetrock: I'm never sure if i'm goth or not. i'm too hairy, for starters.
Modemac: Whizzer was a Marvel character.
RevNickie: Jet: although the Wak Master USED to be a goth, he used to come to school dresse like robert smith
Zuckerpilz: Iceknife: SEE ABOVE. Not goth. Not a chick. I'm pale, but I don't wear that much black.
Friday-j: What about Piss Face?
Jetrock: but i wear lotsa black--the BLOODSTAINS don't show up as much.
DBCooper: I'm looking through my glasses, and am trying to get objective...
Geethree: NOT YET FRIDAY...BUT SOON COME MON!
talysman: I thought it was He Who Waits at the Threshhold.
crazykey: Is the Church gonna start selling anti-pink street protection helmets sometime soon?
Jetrock: and i like that stuff sometimes...
gnatstang will bb SOMEDAY1!!!
Zuckerpilz: Well, I'm wearing a black DEXTER GORDON T-SHIRT right now, but I can't stand NIN LYRICS.. the MUSIC is OK SOMETIMES..
ICEKNIFE: it's the NOT gothness and NOT chickness of you that makes you meet both in the middle of the other SIDE...
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Modemac: Crazykey: If you make some, then yes the Church will be selling 'em!
talysman: Jetrock is a NoizeBoy.
DBCooper: NIN sux... my opinion
Stang: Talysman -- Sterno told me about it. He Who Waits was just a Head floating in space... the FF's spaceship whizzed by him and that was that.
Jetrock: i dunno. i'm scared, the only usenet i read is alt.gothic and alt.slack...
ICEKNIFE: it's the NOT gothness and NOT chickness of you that makes you meet both in the middle of the other SIDE...
Modemac: Another "whiz" reference there.
RevUni: that was the most ANNOYING quit message i have EVER seen. ITS GREAT!
Zuckerpilz: ADRIAN BELEW was in it.. and stuff ADRIAN BELEW'S in seldom SUCKS..
UncleBear: THE FOREVER PEOPLE-- if they were'nt yetysyny...
Jetrock: Zuckerpilz: I can't stand NIN period...
Friday-j: Hmmm ... now, should I try to IRC and watch B5 at the same time, or sign off?
RevNickie: ICE: you talking about me specifically?
DBCooper: I trust adrian belew
Jetrock: But I dooooo like Joy Division and Diamanda Galas and lotsa other stuff like dat...
Jetrock: i am a NOISEMAN.
ICEKNIFE: geat enuff so I break his frozen dicklette off next time he comes around...
talysman: I didn't know there was any period NIN...
Geethree: STANG: WOT'S WITH THE RUMOR THAT PHILO WAS CAUGHT IN FLAGRANTE WITH STERNO IN A MOTEL IN BRANSO MISSOUR!!!
Stang: Friday -- thanks for reminding me -- gotta go flip an HoS tape...
Zuckerpilz: If I want zoopy repetitive gunk I go for a little NIN..=x{
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DerPelzige: Is me, Lou, again!
RevUni: Lou!
Zuckerpilz: LOU! SAKAMOTO!
talysman: LOU!
ICEKNIFE: Nickie: sorry, who are you again?
Jetrock: NIN makes me want to make people bleed profusely...
UncleBear: LOU!
DerPelzige: MissS, you're here?
Friday-j: SAKAMOTO!
crazykey: what was that old show where these hippies crashed in a plane on an island and had to survive?
Jetrock: it's mISSs!
Zuckerpilz: I've never heard Galas. Don't really like Joy Division.
DBCooper: Time for me to turn on some MUZIK...
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SisRose: Mulduchez!
RevNickie: ICE: the less yu know/care the better
Modemac: Lou! We're talking about JACK KIRBY!
MissS: Yes, Lock up your sons, I'm here.
Friday-j: Iceknife - Nickie is the beautiful one.
Jetrock: and good ol' lou. i'm all tearu now.
DerPelzige: Scullouise!
Geethree: AH SO MISS ESS HOW'S YER SUKIYAK??
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UniAway: BRB
DerPelzige: Kirby Kirby Uber alles!
Agent_Wilco Lou
Friday-j: Lock up the Sun!
Zuckerpilz: I think that's the point of NIN. It's music for bleeding profusely to.
P-Lil: Siouxsie!!!!
RevNickie: ICE: and Friday is the sexy one
Zuckerpilz: Soft Machine is better.
ICEKNIFE: Big Barda and her Female Furies
P-Lil grabs up Ms Sakamoto and carries her back to the snugglepit
Geethree: LOUS: HOW IS THE OLD STINKY BUTT...MEGALIZ AND I WERE WONDERING/
Modemac: We've already mentioned some of the worst Kirby characters of all time: Devil Dinosaur, the Black Racer and the Whizzer.
MissS: You have no clue as to what a pain in the ass it is to get in here!
Jetrock: Zucker: Thing is, ther's a lot of good gothic stuff, but you say that's what you listen to and they assume you mean NINnies...
DerPelzige: Hey, bring that Sakamoto back!
Friday-j embraces Nickie and whispers Sapphic love verses in her ear
UncleBear: I always wanted to be Mr. Miracle...
Jetrock: there's a lot of crappy gothic too.
Zuckerpilz: I'd be a BEAR, but I don't have that much HAIR.. and I'm not GAY...
Jetrock: it's like saying you like punk and people assuming you love Green Day. gaaaaahhhhhh.
Stang: Tape flipped. My whole weekend is spent flipping Hour of Slack dubs. 20 of 'em. Always late. Got so busy I had to do the last show ALL-RANTING simply because those can be DONE FASTER.
DerPelzige: Paranex the Fighting Fetus was Kirby's crappiest character ever.
ICEKNIFE: oh yeah... friday is the one who smells like fresh cooter, nickie is the one who smells like dead cooter... right?
Zuckerpilz: Yeah.. When I tell people I listen to PROG, they think I listen to KANSAS...
UncleBear: Jetrock, not ALL BEARS are GAY
Modemac: Oh YES! PARANEX!!!
Jetrock: I like UBERKUNST.
RevNickie: That Star Trek 30 yr thing tonight had that girl-girl kiss, you know
ICEKNIFE: WHAT?
Modemac: And I actually HAVE that book, too!
ICEKNIFE: WHAT?
ICEKNIFE: WHAT?
ICEKNIFE: WHAT?
ICEKNIFE: WHAT?
Friday-j: Stang - Will the Bump be doing and HoS?
DerPelzige: Not just any fighting fetus, but a giant, armored fetus!
DBCooper: I'm freezing my cohones off here... help
ICEKNIFE: NOT ALL BEARS ARE GAY?????
ICEKNIFE: SINCE WHEN???
Jetrock: UncleBear: yeh, but all the ones I LIKE are... yum yum! bear boner!
Geethree CRANKS UP THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA ANTICIPATING SOME DYNA-MITE FOOTATE OF FRI-GAL AND THE KNICKSTER EN FLAGRANTE
Zuckerpilz: Well, everyone in ALT.SEX.BEARS seems to be GAY...
Friday-j: Nickie - Nothing wrong with kissing an occasional girl on the lips. Stang is a girl, after all, and ...
Stang: Friday, FORGET THE BUMP. It's DEAD. We didn't even know it had BEEN conscious at one time. Maybe the next Bump.
UncleBear: Native Americans beleived BEARS were the first people. They bred with them.
RevNickie: AW, damn, GGG, can't we be perverted in peace???!
talysman: where exactly *IS* Flagrante, anyways?
Zuckerpilz: Does the Bump like reading magazines like Women In The Ring?
ICEKNIFE: *I* was a gay jack kirby bear once...
Jetrock: in flagrante torpedo.
UncleBear: The human/bear hybrids became the SASQUATCH
Geethree: AND YOU SAID YOU WERE PRO-LIFE STANG...RIPPED THAT BUMP UNTIMELY FROM IT'S MOTHER'S WOMB!!
Stang: Actually the Bump seemed to be more into BUF, PLUMPERS and OVER 40.
Jetrock: I can envision ICEKNIFE being drawn by Jack Kirby...
Friday-j: Stang - OK. What about the OTHER bump? You know ... the one that's over THERE ...
talysman: disco flagrante
ICEKNIFE: nah
RevNickie: Oh, that was the BUMP. I see.
ICEKNIFE: Ditko
UncleBear: THE BEAR PEOPLE WERE YETI! Documented PROOF of Subgenius history
Zuckerpilz: Disco volante.
ICEKNIFE: unfortunately
Geethree: SURE NICKIE...JUST LIFT UP A LITTLE AND MOVE INTO THE LIGHT A LITTLE MORE....
ICEKNIFE: I look like a negative of the Creeper
UncleBear: The Native Americans were SYSTEMATICALLY WIPED OUT to SUPPRESS that truth!
Friday-j: Stang - I guess that's why you were so fond of me. (Sniff) Now you'll never do that thing with the feathers and the clamps again, I bet.
Zuckerpilz: Mmm.. I can believe that..
Stang: Friday, that bump on my ass is little more intelligent than a pocket calculator. It directs the movements of my hind legs, since those are so far from my brain.
RevNickie: GGG: just don't use flourescents!
DerPelzige: I sound like a negative of the Creeper: Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo ...
Jetrock: like a great exterminating Slak-Vak...
MissS: I don't even want to know!!!
Modemac: Dammit, I have GOT to dig out that issue of "Captain Victor" and scan in the Paranex page...
Zuckerpilz: Kraftwerk has that song about the Pocket Calculator..
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Geethree: WOULD I DO THAT??TRUST ME KNICKERS!!!
Modemac: "Captain Victory," that is...
ICEKNIFE: shutup looo
talysman: like a great exterminating SLEESTAK.
Friday-j: Stang - That's not what it told me! Didn't you notice the little LIPS on it?\
DerPelzige: Paranex could kick Nenslo's ass.
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Jetrock: CAPTAIN KIRBY!
MissS: *I* could kick Nenslo's ass.
Friday-j makes sure that she's ready for her CLOSE_UPS
Geethree: WOW THIS IS GOIUNG FASTER THAN STANG'S MOUTH ON SETTLEMENT DAY
RevUni: why izzit so FUCKING cold in my FUCKING house?
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DerPelzige: Yes, you have a Thighmaster ...
Zuckerpilz: You know, I just realized today, that in comparison to the live versions, the Spotlight Kid version of "I'm Gonna Booglarize You" is insufferably lame..
RevNickie: Nenslo could kick nenslo's ass
Stang: Frankly, Friday, I never bothered to examine the bump on my ass that closely.
ICEKNIFE: because you live in hell, stoopid
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DerPelzige: Tip: get yourself an electric beard trimmer.
Zuckerpilz: I can't kick my own ass.
MissS: Okay, who brought up the Thighmaster?
Geethree: A IVE YEAR OLD BEAGLE COULD KICK NENSLO'S ASS
DeMille starts the cameras rolling
PeeKirby: Wouldn'tcha just love to see a KIRBY issue of PEE DOG comix?
RevNickie: UNI: ghosts
Zuckerpilz: A five-year-old kicked my ass once.
RevUni: not for long, thank god.
*** PeeKirby is now known as PooKirby
DerPelzige: MissS: N-n-not m-me!
MissS Kicking some ass in Ohio
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Friday-j: Stang - Is that why you wanted me to look at it so much?
RevUni: Ghosts? Oh GOODY!
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Zuckerpilz: Knock!
PooKirby: or see Jack Kirby drawn by a RETARDED SHIT-TICK?
UncleBear: Jack Kirby is gonna come back and SLAUGHTER everyone at IMAGE
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Zuckerpilz: What's with the ToRgO nick?
Friday-j: A 44-year-old kissed my ass once.
UncleBear: IF we're LUCKY
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Geethree: FRIDAY: STAND BACK THAT ASSBUMP ISN'T WOT IT SEEMS
ICEKNIFE: only Connie can kick my ass, and we have... an *understanding*...
Stang: PeeKirby -- Janor and I started a comic called "DRS. 4 BOB IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE." Unfortunately Janor's script went to 4,000 pages before I was finished drawing the first stick-figured page.
Zuckerpilz: I thought all the Image peoX??~ple got paid big bucks to go back to Marvel.
Friday-j: Well, gotta go handsome. You too Stang.
Jetrock: UncleBear: nah, that's me wearing my JACK KIRBY SUIT.
Modemac: Speaking of comics, I found a comic book with an Alan Moore story, AND a PAUL MAVRIDES story, based on the conspiracies of the U.S. Government.
Friday-j: Nickie _ many kissies!
Quetzalcoat ThE mASter DoeS not AppROVE!
DBCooper: This religion is a shame. I'm freezing my ass off, and I could find salvation at a better ambient temperature had I chosen a midwest religion. What is wrong with the east coast?
Friday-j: Modemac - *****!
Stang: Friday... I was JUST starting to get TURNED ON...
Possibility like a freight train in my veins
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ICEKNIFE: that's SHAM, not SHAME!!!
Jetrock: Modemac: Which comic was this?
Stang: GGG, look man, you blew my chances with Friday again!
Zuckerpilz: DBC: You want warmth, wear socks. Or find someone to cuddle with.
Geethree: IT WAS A NIGHT NAMED FRIDAY AND EVERYBODY THERE WAS HIGH-ON BREW OR DREW--ON A POUND OR TWO WORTH OF KALLEE
Friday-j: Well Stang, you're just gonna hafta learn how to COME FASTER!!!
Stang: THE NIGHT FRIDAY FRIED
RevNickie: Well, friday, hope you have a perverse night
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Modemac: Jetrock: It was a so-caled "graphic novel."
Friday-j: I can come just at the sound of your VOICE!
N_X_K: Zucker:Everyone in Image is PINK. Expecially Rob Liefeld.
MissS: Every night's a perverse night for Friday!
Geethree: MAN IVAN YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YA???
Modemac: It's called "Brought To Light: 30 years of drug smuggling, arms deals and covert operations that robbed America and betrayed the Conbstitution."
Friday-j: THE NIGHT STANG STANK!
Agent_Wilco What was the name of that indie comic Kirby did?
crazykey: Frying Rulez!
Quetzalcoat I heard my mamma cry... I heard her pray the night that Friday died...
KeTT: whoa
Agent_Wilco I got a couple of copies
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DerPelzige pours oatmeal down Friday's shirt
Zuckerpilz: Image COMICS may be pink. IMAGE isn't necessarily pink though.
Friday-j: YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS - BYE!
Jetrock: i dunno. i don't read Image. I don't read Marvel except for the occasional MARSHAL LAW.
cuthulu: jesus h chrisy
RevUni: Todd MacFarland...now THERES a pink bastid if I evah saw one.
Jetrock: I don't read DC either...
DerPelzige rubs oatmeal in Friday's hair
Geethree: BI-FRI
Modemac: It has three stories in it, one by Alan Moore and Bill Seinkiewicz. The second is by PAUL MAVRIDES!!!
ICEKNIFE: cum by the facefull, spoogefull and triumphant, cum, yeah, oh, cum, yeah, let's do it again....
DerPelzige puts on Wilford Brimley mask
Jetrock: pretty much Fantagraphics, and Slave Labor...
Jetrock: and RIP OFF PRESS.
Zuckerpilz: I don't read a lot of comics. Paul's the one who goes for comics.
RevNickie: The great web-man is back from vacation
Jetrock: Comics give me wood.
Zuckerpilz: I gotta pick up some of those ZIPPYs one day..
KeTT: my god!
Geethree: ICE: YOU GONNA GET STANG ALL SWEATY TALKING LIKE THAT!!1
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Stang: Modemac -- I read that entire Drunken Eagle monolog from BROUGHT TO LIGHT on the show.
DerPelzige intones, "Friday, it's the right thing to do!"
Zuckerpilz: Paul likes "The Preacher".
Modemac: And the third is by Joyce Brabner - who is HARVEY PEKAR's wife!!!
N_X_K: Uni:MacFarlane was merely a dupe. Anyway, all the modern comic artists can never match Kirby and Toriyama, anyway
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Zuckerpilz: Yeah, I have that book, "Our Cancer Year".
Modemac: Stang: You've got the book, too?
ICEKNIFE: like there's enuff spare water in that dry little man to make him sweat...
DBCooper would love to rub warm oatmeal between friday's breasts, but it's too damned cold here
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DerPelzige experiments with different flavors of oatmeal
RevUni: yeah...but hes a DICK.
KeTT: well i think the guy who wrote 'EAT SHIT AND DIE' was a great comic artist
cuthulu: allright kinky shit!
Geethree: YOU GOTTA POINT THERE PAL!!
UncleBear: Old story, like 10 years ago...kid walks into a comic shop,
Zuckerpilz has no choice but to be chaste..
cuthulu: talk behind my back awhile
Jetrock: peter kuper.
DerPelzige pours two teaspoons of sugar on Friday's head
RevNickie: No one today matches Joe Linsner...
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Stang: Modemac -- Oh yeah, it's a great compressed nonfiction history of the CIA. So is CONSPIRACIES, CRIMES and COVERUPS by Jonathan Vankin... been reading that on Show.
Zuckerpilz: Eww.. gunky hair.
UncleBear: asks the owner what books he should read. Owner looks at the kids, says
Geethree: SEZ LET ME HAVE THE FIRST THREE COPIES OF BOB AND CONNIE FUCK COMIX!!!
Jetrock genuflects in the direction of Daniel Clowes.
N_X_K: Uni:Sure. NOW. That glorp Liefeld turned him over to the Dark Side.
UncleBear: "try Crime & Punishment". The kid respondes:
crazykey: We know Rev. Stang was born in the year of the snake but what is his birthday?
MissS: Needledick Bugfucker?
DerPelzige puts a bran muffin on Friday's shoulder
Stang: STEVE DITKO!!! Now talk about a ROGUE SUBGENIUS!!! That MISTER A thang... WHEW LORDY!!!
Jetrock: Stamg" O
UncleBear: "Is that anything like JUDGE DREDD???"
Jetrock: ve gpt tjat/// ot
Jetrock: s great!
Jetrock: i've got that!!!
DerPelzige balances a glass of orange juice on Friday's left knee
Zuckerpilz: Now that I'm in this NEW ROOM, I can just tell Paul to GET THE HELL OUT...
DBCooper finds god listening to Liz Phair
Jetrock: Stang: I dunno about Ditko... he drew a good Pipe tho!
ICEKNIFE: I interviewed Steve Ditko for Kraft's mag...
Geethree: WE'VE ALWAYS PREFERRED STERANKO
ICEKNIFE: Comix interview
DerPelzige ties pancakes to Friday's feet
Zuckerpilz: What was the name of that patriotic guy.. Captain America like..
Jetrock: sterankovich!
UncleBear: The original SHADE THE CHANGING MAN
Stang: Needledick the BugFucker first appeared in ZAP #5... Robert Williams, a Coochy Cooty story in which Cooch is mind-controlled by Peoleo Petroglyph, the cave-painting.
talysman: what the hell is god doing, listening to Liz Phair?
Geethree: NICK FURY???
N_X_K: I will still maintain, however, that Akira Toriyama is the only living comic artist/writer that can ever match or surpass Kirby.
DerPelzige: There's no patriotic guy as good as Captain America.
RevUni: Shade!
Jetrock: NEEDLEDICK is beautiful.
Zuckerpilz: Is this the same Robert Williams who drummed for Captain Beefheart in '78?
talysman: Nick Fury, Third Eye.
Modemac: GO NAGAI: the Jack Kirby of Japan.
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Zuckerpilz: What about the one in the miniseries, who turned out to be gay, and never got seen again?
DerPelzige makes Friday sit in a vat of scrambled eggs
ICEKNIFE: Flaming Carrot is a better patriotic guy
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Geethree: AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D.
Jetrock: Nick Furry! No-eyed agent if SCHEILD!
UncleBear: CAPTAIN BEEFHEART could kick CAPTAIN AMERICA'S ass!
DerPelzige: Captain America attended one of FC's parties.
Jetrock: Flaming Carrot is indeed neat-o keen-o!
Stang: No. Hey Zucker, I recorded Beefheart live in Dallas in '74... real clean recording on a pro deck. It's in the bootleg circulation now...
N_X_K: Modemac:He's more Anime than manga. Besides, Toriyama uses more VIOLENCE
MissS: I saw an interview with Clowes in an issue of Bunnyhop...the same issue that featured an interview with The Millionaire and Nicholas from Combustible Edison.
Geethree: FLAMIN' CARROT IS A FLAMIN' FEWKIN FARCE
Jetrock: Flaming Carrot will take any case (even SPOOKS)
Zuckerpilz: Yeah, but that's the TRAGIC BAND..
DerPelzige makes earrings out of sausage patties and puts 'em on Friday's ears.
Stang: Seargeant Rock could whip the shit out of Sgt. Fury.
Zuckerpilz is compiling some sort of list of Beefheart bootlegs
ICEKNIFE: I WANNA KNOW... why does Nick Danger look EXZAKACTLY LIKE"Bob"????
Zuckerpilz: Pelzige: MAKE WITH THE WANKING LIZARD!
N_X_K: Modemac:Go Nagai is Janorian, Toriyama's Gordonian
Geethree INFORMS SAUSAGE SCULPTOR FRIDAY DUN GON' LONG TIME AGO
talysman: ICE: but he HAS NO PIPE!
DerPelzige switches to a lunch menu
UncleBear: Easy Company had more SLACK than the Howling Commandos!
Jetrock: Sgt. Rock had a tougher CIGAR than Sgt. Fury...
ICEKNIFE: yeah, he does, just doesn't often smoke it...
Zuckerpilz: I've got a 3rd gen copy of Ice Cream For Crow rehearsals coming in..
MissS is wondering what they did with all the signs that said "VOTE BOB" from "Bob Roberts"...
Stang: Zuzker -- yeah, the Captain was in a shameful period when I saw him. The Moonbeams and Bluejeans era... poor bastard TRIED to "sell out"...
UncleBear: JOE KUBERT could kick Nick Fury's ass!
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DerPelzige cooks a bacon burger with WL barbecue sauce, and rubs it all over Friday's shins
Geethree: FURY WASN'T A SERGEANT HE WAS A CIVILIAN STATUS ATTACHE TO THE ORG SHIELD
Stang: KUBERT FUCKIN' RULZ DOOD!!
MissS: Ew.
Zuckerpilz: Yeah.. Some people JUST KAINT.
DerPelzige: Nick was a sergeant in WWII.
MissS: Stang, calm yourself. It'll be okay.
Zuckerpilz: I want to know when some of those MILLIONS of TV appearances Don made in '71 will start showing up...
Jetrock: Geethree: He worked for the GEHLEN ORG???
UncleBear: I studied at Kubert's comic book school, and the man had SLACK!!!
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DerPelzige prepares a chef's salad and shoves it down Friday's undies
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Zuckerpilz: Hey, PK.. finaly here..
SisRose: PeeKat!
Geethree: YEAH DER BUT AS AN AGENT OF SHIELD HE WAS NO LONGER ON ACTIVE DUTY SO HE WAS EX-SERGEANT FURY LIKE EX-SERGEANT WINTERGREEN
UncleBear: His SONS are pinkboys, and his wife is a BITCH, but Joe ROCKS!
Stang: Zucxker -- I have a videotape full of really awful Captain Beefheart and Zappa early TV appearances. They're very low-res...
PeeKat: HEY ALL!
MissS: Late, as usual!
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talysman: damn, I suddenly sensed my TV was displaying a Pryor and Wilder flick and needed to turn it off FAST.
Zuckerpilz: Stang: I GAVE YOU THAT TAPE...
RevUni tackles her husband and licks his nose!
talysman: PeekItty!
MissS: The one on Comedy Central?
PeeKat: Yes 'tis I! Am I late for the devival?
talysman: MissS: yeah. I was taping the Tick earlier.
Modemac: Pryor and Wilder - I haven't been able to stand their movies (the ones together) enough to see if there's any good bulldada in them.
Stang: Oh, okay, Zucker, didn't make the connection. See, I was gonna offer you a copy.
Jetrock: PeeKitty: oh, go ahead, we're just bringing it to a ROUSING CRESCENDO...
Jetrock: stang's still here showing off his EXIT WOUND.
RevNickie: Qbert?
Geethree: WHAT DEVIVAL PEEKAY? WE TALKING FANBOY COMIX JABBER HERE DOOD!
MissS: Fun. Or something.
talysman: FANBOY and GEEKMAN.
Stang: MORE FANBOY COMIX JABBER!!
N_X_K: Modemac:Go Nagai couldn't possibly DO battles in midair, at a million attacks per second, with gigantic ki attacks that can destroy planets. NO WAY.
Zuckerpilz: 'sok. Although if you want more Beefheart boots, I got plenny of audiotapes.. and I should be getting in an audience vid from '80, and some other stuff soon.. I know the Decals video is OUT THERE..
Jetrock: GGG: Oh, if you WEREN'T a fanboy you wouldn't be JOINING IN somdamn much...
UncleBear: I'M WITH STANG!!!
Modemac: G3: don't forget the anime. I'll have to dub you a copy of Laputa as soon as I get a second VCR.
Stang: I have decided that Zap #5 was the pinnacle of art in the 20th Century.
PeeKat: Fanboy stuff, eh?
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N_X_K: Modemac:Akira Toriyama, on the other hand, can't do ECCHI...
UncleBear: We KNOW who RULED...now who SUCKED?!?!?
Zuckerpilz: PK: Yeah, I guess I'm a Captain Beefheart "fanboy".
Geethree: MODEMAC: i WILL AWAIT WITH BAITED BREATH
Modemac: Zap #5?
DerPelzige Cuts a nice piece of cherry pie and immerses Friday's hands in it, hollering "You're soaking in it!"
RevNickie: Don't forget about watching the NEENER episode of the tick!!!
MissS: I'm not touching that one!
UncleBear: Let's talk CARMINE INFANTINO!!!
talysman: Nickie: when is it on?
TooTall: anyone here using netscape??
DerPelzige: Block heads! Carmine's specialty!
Modemac: Oh yeah, I remember. ZAP - the R. Crumb comic that got banned because it had an incest story, or something like that.
MissS: Why?
talysman: TooTall: yeah.
Geethree: DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BEEN IN AN EPISODE NICKIE!!
ICEKNIFE: what ever happened to Kid Eternity?
UncleBear: Flat faces, square heads
RevNickie: Talysman: not sure, they're running them out of order...
Stang: Modemac -- Laputa has the weirdest looking damned robot I ever saw. I could swear I saw that robot design when I was a little kid, on one of my dad's sleazy sci fi paperback covers...
Zuckerpilz: I haven't read Zap. But I saw CRUMB, the documentary. It was good.
MissS chanting "Blowhole...Blowhole..."
ICEKNIFE: Kid Eternity had AWSOME powers
talysman: well, DAMMIT, what kind of a Nickie ARE you, anyways?
DerPelzige switching to dinner menu
Zuckerpilz: Your dad read sleazy sci-fi paperbacks? My dad went straight for the PORN...
Stang: You can't use netscape for IRC, can you?
Zuckerpilz: I don't think so.
RevNickie: GGG: the tick says "neener, neener, neener" in an episode starring and written by the Firesign Theater....coincidence???
Zuckerpilz: And if you couyld it'd probably suck.
Geethree: STANG: I'M GOING UP TO LR FOR FRAPPY FESTIVAL NEST WEEKEND...WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME...STERNO'S PAYING FOR EVERYTHING..I HAVE IT IN WRITING!!!
Modemac: Stang: The robot in LAPUTA was actually taken from an earlier episode of the "Lupin III: Tales of the Wolf" series. AND, it was also a homage to the great Max Fleischer Superman cartoons of the 1940s!
talysman: no, no netscape, unless that's in 3.x
DerPelzige shoves mashed potatoes in Friday's ears and pours chicken gravy over her head
Zuckerpilz: WHAT ABOUT THE WANKING LIZARD, Lou?
ICEKNIFE: and of course, note our topic...
UncleBear: anyone see the NEW Superman cartoons?
N_X_K: James Bond was originally ACTION PORN.
Geethree: I THINK NOT NICKIE...SEEMS LIKE THERE'S MORE AFOOT TYHAN WE HAD THOUGHT!!!
Zuckerpilz: I keep FORGETTING to watch TV...
MissS: The wanking lizard? I think that's my father...
Modemac: I'm recording the new superman cartoons, UncleBear, and jerking off to them!
Stang: Zuck -- my dad had quite a goodly stash of sleazy sci-fi and detective novels... I saw a lot of imagery of shirtless men towering over cowering half-dressed babes. He also had a pretty decent nudist mag stash in his office, he THOOUGHT was secret.
RevNickie: GGG: it only proves what I have ying all along
Zuckerpilz: Yours too, MissS?
Jetrock: it's AWFUL FANBOYISH in here. Cool.
UncleBear: Modemac, you and Jerry Seinfeld
Modemac freelty admits to being a hopeless Superman fan ALL his life.
RevNickie: I mean have been saying
MissS: I thought you looked familiar!
Jetrock: My dad had a buncha those thangs. cheesy Sci-Fi and zany half-nekkid-chick-on-the-cover detective stories.
DerPelzige puts some chicken wings, with WL sauce, between Friday's toes
UncleBear: And you have a PROBLEM with that, Jetrock?
talysman: IT ISN't FANBOYISH ENOUGH!
Stang: My porn collection is on an easy to reach shelf (bunch of shelves) for anybody to see. But the kind of stuff I collect grosses my kids out so I don't have to worry about them getting into it.
Geethree: OKAY BUT WOT WE GONNA DO ABOUT IT NICKIE...AFTER ALL..LOOK AROUND YE
DerPelzige: I like Superman too. But the late Hal Jordan was always my favorite. Bastards.
UncleBear: My Supes collection used to go back to Action #58
ICEKNIFE: Alvin and the Chipmunks should rescue Elroy and Astro and Orbity from their pinkass family....
MissS: Yeah. We all suck.
Jetrock: Uncle: Hell, I'm LOVIN' IT!
Stang: ME BIZARRO SUBGENIUS, ME NOT WANT SLACK!
RevNickie: Well, GGG, it don't really matter. I'd rather rule in hell than serve in heaven.
PeeKat: Er...I'm gonna be back later...this stuff rather bores me.
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UncleBear: He ain't dead, Lou, but he SHOULD be. What's with this fucking poser kid?
N_X_K: IK:Then I'll wipe them all out with the Big Bang attack I learned from Prince Vegeta
ICEKNIFE: good
Geethree: BUT NOBODDY SUCKS AS GOOD AS YOU DO MIS ESS!
Zuckerpilz: brb
Modemac: Jetrock: at least WE don't argue about The Sandman and the X-men and which artist does a better Lady Death with the big tits.
UncleBear hands Stang some jewl Kryptonite
Geethree HANDS STANG A TICKING PACKAGE!
ICEKNIFE: red superman blue superman
MissS: You're just jealous.
Zuckerpilz: Stang: I actually liked the sleazy paperback covers with half-naked women in bondage better than most out-and-out PORN..
ICEKNIFE: superwerewolf
UncleBear: Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an Imaginary Story!
talysman: Jetrock is a superfanboy, you're raggin' on the wrong person...
RevNickie: Unclebear: is that the kind that takes away powers foever?
Geethree: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SOOOO FUCKIN' REPRESSED IVAN!!!
Stang: Hey, what was that 1950s movie where a few guys and a woman went to Mars, saw vaguely-seen "mutants" on the hills in the distance? The woman got STRAPPED DOWN for take-off... I've been trying to figure out which movie that is since I saw it at age 7 or so.
ICEKNIFE: KRYPTO!
Jetrock: Modemac: Agreed. At least we're talking about NEATO comics... tghe GOOD shit. Me no read no x-komix or Spam-man.
Zuckerpilz: SWEAR THE BIZARRO OATH!
Jetrock has a huge comic collection
UncleBear: Nickie, who can fucking REMEMBER what color K did what?
ICEKNIFE: Pee Dog + Krypto = ?
Modemac: Ummm...It wasn't Women of the Prehistoric Planet?
talysman: I'm only a fanboy for five minutes at a time per object of adoration.
Geethree: STANG: i THINK IT WAS "ROCKETSHIP X-M"
Zuckerpilz: I know there was that Space movie written by Heinlein.. Destination moon, or something.
RevNickie: Unclebear: Will does!
Zuckerpilz: One of those EARLY space films, anyway.
Jetrock: Zuck: that was DESTINATION MOON, alright...
Modemac: Now I've got a memory of a weird 'planet with prehistoric women,' too...
N_X_K: The REALLY INTERESTING thing abvout DB is that when a supporting character dies, they just bring him back with the Dragon Balls so s/he can get killed again
UncleBear: I had the honor of meeting E. Nelson Bridwell like 20 years ago.
ICEKNIFE: The Moon betta have my money?
Zuckerpilz: I thought I might have it confused with that TMBG song..
Geethree: WHEN THEY WERE ON MARS IT WAS ALL TINTED RED THE REST WAS BAND DOUBLEYEW
Stang: ROCKETSHIP XM!!!!! PRAISE DOBBS!!! I BELIEVE THAT'S IT!!! NOW I CAN FINALLY "COME"
UncleBear: DEstination: Moon! I have an old ASTOUNDING with an article, RAH was a consultant
ICEKNIFE: Da MOON BE MAH BITCH?
talysman is popping PLANET OF THE PREHISTORIC WOMEN into the VCR
Modemac: Anyone remember a 50s movie where the prehistoryc women worship a petrified pteranodon...and there's this robot that gets engulfed by lava while trying to cross a stream of lava, and the women put the petrified lava in the place of the pteranodon and worship it?
Zuckerpilz: No, that's not Destination moon. Destination Moon is where they wind up married at the end, and there's that spy.
Geethree: THEY ALL DIE AT THE END OF THAT MOVE
Jetrock: UncleBear: He also helped write the script...
talysman: well, not really, only saw ten minutes of it.
Zuckerpilz: YZhTW
Zuckerpilz: ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE..
ICEKNIFE: the giant claw was the best of the worst
DerPelzige: Byeeeee!
Jetrock: gahh! lookat the time!
UncleBear: DESTINATION: MOONPANTS!
ICEKNIFE: about a giant antimatter turkey buzzard
Jetrock: i gotta go FUCK now!
Zuckerpilz: 11:15? That's not bad..
ICEKNIFE: bye fuckrock
talysman: GGGG: that's ROCKETSHIP X-M
ICEKNIFE: imean jetfuck
Zuckerpilz: I've had to FUCK for weeks.. But did I say that already?
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Modemac: Giant antimattter turkey buzzard? That was Q!
Zuckerpilz: Whow as TooTall?
RevNickie: AHAHAH! Fuckrock! I GET IT!!! HAHAH!
talysman: bye, jets...
Jetrock: as usual, i usually end this li'l session by racing off to my MATE!
Zuckerpilz: I don't get it.
Modemac: And I don't mean Q from Star Trek either. I mean Quetzalcoatl Q!
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N_X_K: Heinlein was Stang's predecessor, and I don't thing Stang can ever catch up to him, the little shit
Stang: .... moonpants?
ICEKNIFE silently approaches RevNickie carrying two BIG ROCKS, with a strange, unsettling not-quite-human grin...
Jetrock: RevNickie: that's Rev. JETROCK FUCKBLAST. FUCKROCK for shot, i guess.
Stang: ...What are moonpants?...
Jetrock: short.
Geethree: STANG: ONE GUY DIES WHEN AMUTANT MARTIAN WANGS HIM WITH A BOOMERANG THING, ANOTHER GET BURUED IN A PRE-MEDITATED LANDLIDE AND THEN LARRY THE ASTOGATOR GETS A BOULDER BOUNCED OFF HIS SHOULDER AND THE GIRL AND THE ENGINEER DRAG HIM BACK AND TAKE OFF
RevNickie: PANTS LIKE....ah, who cares
ICEKNIFE: like moonshoes
Jetrock unfurls his MIGHTY SEX ORGANS
Jetrock: see ya next week.
ICEKNIFE: only in yer pants
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RevNickie: ICEKNIFE: I'd shove them rocks up yer dumb ASS!
talysman: there's a party in his pants, and he wants you all to come...
Geethree: BUT THEY RUN OUT OF FUEL THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE MOON NOT MARS
talysman sings "VOOBANAHANA VOP BOP!"
ICEKNIFE: at full extension, yer arms aren't long enuff to reach my ass... or your own either, by the smell of it...
Zuckerpilz: No, that's Destination Moon, G3. So they have to colonize the Moon and get married.
RevNickie: Quoting JOE is almaost getting to be as passe' as Monty Python
Geethree: BUT THERE WAS A COLLISION WITH AMETEOR AND NOBODY TURNED OFF THE ROCKETS AND OOOOOPS
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Stang: GGG -- well, when they first take off in the rocket, everybody has to be strapped down, and that woman vibrating like mad, strapped down, undergoing massive g-force... well that REALLY turned me on when I was an impressionable child. Could be worse... I could be like Wellman.
N_X_K: OF COURSE I remember RXM!. It was the show for MST3K episode 201. Back when Joel was still around.
talysman: who the hell is JOE?
RevNickie: ICE: you been breaking into my house to smell my ass!!?? EWWW!
MissS: Joel kicked some ass!
Zuckerpilz: I haven't seen 201, myself.
UncleBear: Lois & Clark getting married: good thing or bad thing?
RevNickie: JOE IS GOD. GOD=JOE.
Zuckerpilz: Indifferent thing.
talysman: G I GOD
Geethree: YEAH THEY STRAPPED DOWN IN DESTINATION MOON BUT THAT WAS GEORGE PAL PRODUCTION AND THERE WERE NO BROADS IN THAT FLICK MON
ICEKNIFE: SOMEONE has to find new sources of low-grade techonboredom weapons to foist on the public...
N_X_K: Sakamoto:He should've firebombed the place when he left....It all went to shit in his abscence
talysman: G3 is talking about a Corman flick... hold on...
MissS: Yeah. Mike blows.
Zuckerpilz: I THINK that was DEstination Moon with the strapped down vibrating people. I'm not sure.
RevNickie: You don't know JOE, then you BLOW!
talysman: Mike does not BLOW, dammit! just not as good as Joel!
Zuckerpilz: That's the one where they get married at the end, at least.
Stang: I used to animate those GI God toys when I was a kid, with an 8mm camera. Did little Bible stories that always ended with a shot of one of the dolls tumbling down a cliff.
Zuckerpilz: The SKITS in mike episodes blow.
MissS: Um, Joel is the god of MST3K. The end.
Geethree: WELL SURE BUT THEY ALSO STRAPPED DOWN IN RXM...IT WAS MADE BEFORE DM BUT RELEASED A BIT LATER IN SOME PLACES IN THE US
Zuckerpilz: There WAS a woman in Desination Moon. Breiteis.
UncleBear: Clayton Forrester rules
N_X_K: Sakamoto:See the TV Wheel?
MissS: Nope.
ICEKNIFE: we used to take armymen, snip off limbs, and glue them to other armymen
Zuckerpilz: Clayton Forrester is LEAVING. I don't know if MST3K can survive THAT.
ICEKNIFE: and blew them up
ICEKNIFE: and burned them
talysman: the Mike skits in the last season were pretty damn good. most of them';
KeTT: i used to crucify gi joe guys
RevNickie: ICE: we who? your other personalities?
UncleBear: ICE: we used a soldering iron to melt the plastic together
N_X_K: Zucker:IT didn't survive Mike Nelson as host.
Zuckerpilz: I thought they were still lame.
Zuckerpilz: And Season 6 skits.. Ugh! Swing Choir?
KeTT: hehe, and had a stump in my back yard that when used in conjunction with a hatchet, made for great excecutioner fun
Zuckerpilz: Urkel?
UncleBear: MST3K returns in February, new eps on the Sci-Fi Channel
talysman: now... if you wanna see BAD, you should see the sketches we did in our MST3K rip-off.
Stang: I saw a slow but rewarding low-budge old Hammer film last night -- THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN. Peter Cushing finds Yetis and they turn out to be "sad and wise"... waiting "for we the humans to destroy ourselves, then they will come down from the mountains..."
ICEKNIFE: shutup, nenslette
Zuckerpilz: The RIFFING is still good.. It's just the SKITS that suck..
RevNickie: Fucking police helicopters are doing low seps again
Zuckerpilz: But WITHOUT Trace Beaulieu!
N_X_K: Zucker:I don't think so.
talysman: Unc: no SHIT? I thought the contract doesn't let them!
RevNickie: ICE: how nice a compliment to come from you!
N_X_K: Zucker:THEY'VE DUMBED IT DOWN.
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Geethree: IN RXM AT THE VERY END THEY REALIZE THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FUEL FOR AN APPROACH LET ALONE A LANDING AND THEY DROP ONTO EARTH...LARRY'S UNKO UN THE BUNK AND SHE/HE DOIN' THE BIG HUG/HOLD SCEEN AS THEIR TIME RUNZ OUT...THEN IT FADES..AND YOU KNEW THEY WERE GONNA RIP OFF A LITTLE BEFORE THEY DIED!!!
Zuckerpilz: Come on, what about "A Young Man's Fancy"? The one where Satan tries to tempt a bread salesman to the Dark Side?
UncleBear: Comedy Central waived the contract clause, 13 new eps starting February
Modemac: Hey, how about we see if Hollywood will make a "Planet with Prehistoric Women" movie starring Barbara Crampton?
Stang: NICKIE -- I HEAR THE CHOPPERS TOO!!! (Nickie and I are about a halkf mile apart)
Zuckerpilz: Dumbed it down? Humming BOLERO in the middle of Angel's Revenge? Real fucking stupid..
ICEKNIFE: she asked for it
Geethree: STASNG: HEHEHE
RevNickie: Stang: this is the 2nd time tonight!
UncleBear: Only thing is, all Sci-Fi flick 'cuase of the network
Modemac: Have you seen the film where Peter Cushing goes to PELLUCIDAR?
talysman: 3G: you're mixing up about two or three movies, there... R X/M, planet of the prehistoric women
ICEKNIFE: YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT --- AKIRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Stang: PLANET OF THE NAKED BLIND WOMAN is the one I wanna direct after SECOND BIG FEATURE (the SubG movie) and maybe THING WITH NO FACE.
talysman: and... dammit, can'tthink of the other...
Modemac: Pellucidar - the original HOLLOW EARTH, ruled by the Mahars!
RevNickie: Funny how we talk like this with relays that probably go half round the world, and we live down the street !
Zuckerpilz: I did like when they were riffing on a movie with Ulysses, and someone asked for his story, which brought out "Stately, plump, Buck Mulligan"...
UncleBear: Have you seen the new TARZAN tv show, he goes to Pellucidar
Stang: Pellucidar FUCKIN RULZ DOOD!~!!
crazykey: I ODed on PCP accidently and there were two police helicopters and it sucked and I went into outer space.
Stang: Nickie -- it's to PERTECT "THE OTHERS"
N_X_K: Zucker:Not an issue. Any CULTURED shit can get Bolero...But Joel used the REAL obscure refs.
MissS: Stang, I'm going to have to ask you to take a sedetive. Or however that's spelled.
ICEKNIFE: ummm... actually, Deja Thoris rules
talysman: you don't live down MY street, Nickie...
UncleBear: Joel DID have a better grasp of the obscure
talysman: YES! KAOR, ICEKNIFE!
Zuckerpilz: There's still some fairly obscure stuff in the new eps. Of course there haven't been refs to the CotSG or Robert Fripp.. but the FZ refs are still there..
Modemac: Anyone who knows of PELLUCIDAR these days gets a Window Seat on the Saucers!
Stang: SEDATIVE RULZ TEED!!&!&!
talysman: Joel was manic, that gave the movie some edge. well, manic at times.
ICEKNIFE: Xena sucks, but I still wanna fuck Lucy Lawless
N_X_K: Zucker:I admit, there are a few decent ones scattered in Mike's dialogue, but NOT ENOUGH AS JOEL. NEVER enough.
MissS smacks the bejeezus out of Stang
Zuckerpilz: And besides, I don't think it's funny because of the "I'm so hip I get this REALLY OBSCURE reference" thing.
Geethree: au fuckin contraire talysman////rocketship ex em was about a moon shot that ended up on a pink filtered mars by mistake and nevder made it allthe way back home
UncleBear: I have ALL the PELLUCIDAR novels, I collect Burroughs crap
ICEKNIFE: Who has nude pics of Lucy Lawless?
Stang: There's that chopper again. Hey Nickie, there's a good chance that I ate dinner earlier thgis evening with the cop who's piloting that chopper -- no shit.
RevNickie: At least I HOPE they're helicopters.here they come again!!!
Zuckerpilz: Manic? Joel always looked like he was ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP!
Geethree: stang: you're such a starfucker ivan!
UncleBear: Anyone ever see Joel on old SNL?
N_X_K: Anywayz, Joel is off doing "Statical Planets," which will be the film that will supply us with Bulldada for the rest of the history of Earth.
MissS: Hey, damnit, I had a crush on Joel at one time!
talysman: G3: yeah, and it fades at the end as they crash...
ICEKNIFE: or at least a pig fucker
Stang: COOL STERO CHOPPER NOISES!!! APOCALYPSE NOW!!! I'll bet that's my second cousin in law flying that thing.
RevNickie: Stang: no shit! Tell 'em to stop buzzing my window!
Zuckerpilz: I saw that one, Unclebear.
Zuckerpilz: Anyone see Harry Anderson on SNL?
Geethree: you gottitman
talysman: ... but the one you're thinking of doesn't fade like that...
UncleBear: where jole told everyone to turn the tv sideways, then put on a Bartman mask and climbed the stage floor
Geethree: oh yes it does it's that one that you were thinking about that doesn't
ICEKNIFE: it's S.L.A.C.K., and it's about TIME... called an alert 20 FUCKIN'MINUTES AGO!!!
Jovial: you guys always fuck up my screen :P
RevNickie: I guess that's what I get for living accross the street from ...THE TAMPICO
crazykey: when the choppers go by, I always think they're looking at me.
Stang: Anybody see TEENAGE CAVEMAN?? That is one COSMIC Corman pic! (I think it's Corman.) With young Robert Vaughan. The ending is like Planet of the Apes.
*** Modemac has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to 2-week Vacation in PELLUCIDAR! Only $30!
Zuckerpilz: I THINK I've seen TEENAGE CAVEMAN.. How about EEGAH?
UncleBear: Tampico? Leave feminine hygene out of this
Zuckerpilz: With Richard Kiel?
talysman: Stang: have the MiSTed version, saw the straight version, too.
Zuckerpilz: Tampico is some TRULY GROSS beverage...
ICEKNIFE: ohgod... the shaving scene? ewww
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RevNickie: Don't get uppity, ICE, S.L.A.C.K. is on MY SIDE!!!
talysman: ICE: no, that's EEEGAH!
MissS: I don't even want to think about something with that name being a beverage!
ICEKNIFE: dream on dummy bitch
Zuckerpilz: YES! The SHAVING scene! I want a fake stick-on beard like RICHARD KIEL's!
Geethree: one time i was down in tampico getting a shoe shine and this guy walked upto me
RevNickie: Ice: how clever!
N_X_K saw a couple of the Apes movies...Beneath, Conquest, and Battle. He still has to see the first one and Escape
Modemac: I missed that one, but I did see "I was a Teenage Werewolf." Complete with the genuine PORNO SCENE where the teenage female gymnast spreads her legs for the camera!
talysman: dammit, where's my film books...
Stang: Nickie lives across the street from The Tampico Motel, a hot-pink decorred sleazenest where I once went with a poebucker to score crank, back in the day... long time ago...
UncleBear: A PLANET WHERE HUMANS EVOLVED FROM YETIS?!?!?
MissS: Egad!
crazykey: cool
talysman: no, EEGAH!
Modemac: UncleBear: That's the Earth. Humans evolved from Yetis, but they were a MISTAKE. Read Revelation X.
RevNickie: Yet I live in a real nice, exec-oriented apt. complex...go figure
N_X_K: Bear:I don't EVER get fucking tired of that ape makeup
ICEKNIFE: that's the difference between us... i GET slack from being' dumb, whereas you DRAIN slack by bin' dumb...
Geethree: and where nickie keeps countless liaisons every day for a fixed and reasonable fee!
UncleBear: I heard a VERY bad joke the other day
Stang: GGG-- ixnay on the ickie-nay
Geethree: that's a difference ice???
RevNickie: GGG: WAS THAT YOU!!!?? I should have known!
N_X_K: Modemac:Don't be anal, dammit. EVERY interpretation is CORRECT somwhere
ICEKNIFE: lady cruntchick, lyin' on the bed, listen to the peenwurms gnawing in your head...
UncleBear: had to do with Planet of the Apes and White Man's Burden, quite offensive
Geethree: yes madam you should have!!!
Stang: DINOSAURUS. Now there was one STUPID movie, yet somehow THE GREATEST THING a 6 year old could ask for in the 60s... ah... the Day...
talysman: RevNicki: sounds like the porntel is there for the Execs, then...
RevNickie: I drain FALSE SLACK from those who don't even deserve THAT.
talysman: fancy that.
Jovial: will someone have sex with me??????
MissS: No.
Zuckerpilz: Jovial: Are you a guy?
talysman: I always have sex.
Geethree: not a chance bubba
Stang: THE DAY TIME ENDED!!! "The Vortex took 'em. Just... took 'em away." The Love Corpses did a whole album about that movie.
UncleBear: How Jovial are you?
Modemac: Go to you friends' house and look very worried when you see their kids. Demand that they be kept in a separate room. Complain about you having trouble breathing. When they inevitably ask what the hell your problem is, whip out a plastic bag and show them the warning: TO AVOID SUFFOCATION, KEEP AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN.
Jovial: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jovial: Stang: will you have sex with me??
Zuckerpilz: m|OD
RevNickie: GGG: tell me next time! I'd have given you "Bob's" discount!
Geethree: stang has sex with anyone who asks
Zuckerpilz: I don't have sex with guys unless they're Ralph Reed.
UncleBear: How about Robert Reed?
Stang: Jovial, I believe I already did, unless I'm thinking about someone else...
Zuckerpilz: Robert Reed's DEAD.
Geethree: well the mask was kinda new and i din't wannna reveal meself nickie!
Jovial: stang: I must have been sleeping
UncleBear: "It's always Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"
talysman: how about Reed Richards?
Modemac: "The Day Time Ended" is that the one where these scientists step through their time viewer screen into an earth that's been blasted by war, where they discover a colony of scientists building an escape rocket and battling evil mutants?
Jovial: sorry
UncleBear: I'd fuck Sue Richards, but only if drawn by Jack Kirby
Jovial bows down before stang and lix his upper calf
Zuckerpilz: Reed Richards died too.
talysman: I think there were chicks in that movie, too, Modemac
Geethree: did he fuck jack kirby??
Zuckerpilz: y>?L
Zuckerpilz: ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE..
RevNickie: Just don't tell my "roomates" where the rent $ comes from!
ICEKNIFE: reed richards and sue fought a lot, but he knew she'd never leave, for some PRETTY FUCKIN' OBVIOUS reasons...
talysman: Reed Richards?
RevUni: Stang: Jovial wants yoo BAD, man. Go for him....hes a hot, sexy 15 year old. :)
UncleBear: Now all must praise Irwin Allen!!!
Geethree: your secret is fafe with ole ggg
UncleBear: Anyone see Freakazoid last week?
talysman: gods, no, not Disaster Allen.
Modemac: Irwin Allen is not dead, he lives on in - ugh - INDEPENDENCE DAY. Bleah.
MissS: I saw it this morning.
Jovial: I AM MALE TOO!!!!
Geethree slips nickie his private upload code
Stang: Modemac -- NO! The DAY TIME ENDED has this family in a house in the desert -- half of them are actors from DALLAS -- and for reasons NEVER EXPLAINED, they are beset by stop-motion UFO elves, giant walrus monsters, semi-Ymirs, and lots of sparkly lights. It's a classic "cheesy desert weirdness" flick -- late 70s I guess, in color.
UncleBear: Last week, they had Jonathan Harris doing the voice of "Professor Jones"
UncleBear: Everyone kept asking him if he was on that show with the robot
RevNickie: As long as it's not the DOWNLOAD code...
talysman: I think Modemac's movie is something like BEYOND THE TIME BARRIER.
talysman: or something.
ICEKNIFE: Reed Richards is a fool for being monagamous
N_X_K: Stang:Ahhh....Like "Robot Monster," of which I idolize
Geethree: like i said yer secret is afe with me
Stang: God if only Hal Robins were here... he would be able to answer EVERY badfilm question PLUS every science question.
Jovial: UNI: guess what is in the mail for me
Modemac: Oh yes, here it is in Leonard Maltin's film book. "Day Time Ended" - 1980.
Stang: The people who MOST should be on the Internet still aren't -- they're real good writers but TECHNO-CHICKENS.
Geethree: plus tell us what wellman really does for a living eh?
ICEKNIFE: except he gets half the science questions horribly WRONG...
RevUni: what?
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RevNickie: Jovial: 2nd dick?
Zuckerpilz: ??g
Zuckerpilz: $zKLa
Zuckerpilz: ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE..
Modemac: Stang: I'm proud to say that I am a friend of Bill Warren, the writer of the "Keep Watching the Skies" books on the 1950s SF movies.
talysman: you typed that on PURPOSE!
P-Lil: I'm going on to bed. I'm exhausted. I'm sick. I'm emotionally drained.
crazykey: Let's invite some SF authors on here sometime!!
Modemac: We should try to get him together with Hal Robins.
Zuckerpilz: Mmm.. I'm kind of emotionally drained myself.
ICEKNIFE: G'night Lil
Geethree: hope you get to feeling better lil
Stang: P-Lil -- so what else is new> Wanna medal? Get well soon...
talysman: let's invite Harlan Ellison! He loves the internet!
Zuckerpilz: I think maybe I'll do something else. Plus my tape is almost over.
Jovial: UNI: Pictures of rev n0rb for my zine :))))))))))
Stang: TAPE!!! Gotta flip tape...
ICEKNIFE: William Shetterly spends time on the net
Zuckerpilz: The one sci-fi guy who's almost as big a dick as William Shatner..
UncleBear: BWAH hahah. I'd love to hear what Ellison thinks of us
P-Lil leaves a trickle of vomit just for Stang to sleep on
Geethree: me i goan show you 'ow to de the queen's stepp
N_X_K: taly:No, he's arrogant. He'd fuck with us. Then we'd have to kill him.
Zuckerpilz: Well, see you all...
UncleBear: HE'D fuck with US? do you have that straight?
*** Signoff: P-Lil (Do yourself a favor. Find the Praxis CD "Sacrifist".)
RevNickie: The weak are killed off!!!
ICEKNIFE: had to kick Harlan out of a dinner once at a con in san jose... drunk, fighting with Jerry Pournell
talysman: N_X_K: it's sarcasm.
Modemac: Hey, remember that we have Ellsion to thank for A BOY AND HIS DOG, staring Don Johnson.
Geethree: they fall as chaff blows in thw winds
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crazykey: and they admitted they were weak!
Stang: OH GOD my wife just brought me a big sheaf of TAX INFO. I have to do our OVERDUE TAXES by the 15th. Oh fuck.
ICEKNIFE: whine for me, baby
RevNickie: Go to many SCI-fi cons, do you ICE? Couldn't have guessed THAT.
N_X_K: taly:There's no way to carry sarcasm over IRC, unless you capitalize more than usual
Geethree: hehehehehehehehehehehehHEHEHEHEHEH GOT YOU STANGKY
Modemac: Well, it looks like the CotSG is gonna go belly-up again, at least until the 15th...
talysman: you mean you don't have the sarcaasm plugin?
ICEKNIFE: never attend, but have worked quite a few over the years... good money
crazykey: Ivan Stang may be one of our great modern SF writers!!
ICEKNIFE: who?
UncleBear: Stang's TAX RECORD probably read like SF
RevNickie: ICE: liar. At least I'd admit it.
Modemac: You mean there are actually cons that PAY you to work there?
RevNickie: CRAZY: FICTION!!???
Geethree: STANG WISHES IT READ LIKE ESSEFF
ICEKNIFE: yer too dumb to talk to... shutup
UncleBear: Nickie, you'll admit to anything, you're from JERSEY
talysman: I've never been to an SF CON, which is funny, sionce I wouldn't mind it.
Stang: C'mon Nickie, to be fair, the whole Church sometimes does seem like a sci fi con crossed with a Shriner's convention and a Very Special Olympics.
ICEKNIFE: and it shows
RevNickie: No, I'm from WISCONSIN!!! No lie.
crazykey: Rev X is under SF, no?
UncleBear: Tonight, on a very special Olympics...
Geethree: VERY VERY SPECIAL OLYMPICS
RevNickie: Stang: as I said, I would at least admit to it!
RevUni: BBL
UncleBear: Cripes, and you admit THAT?!?!
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talysman: Nickie: where? I lived in Oconto for about two years...
Modemac: I've seen REVELATION X filed under "humor," "SF," and even once under "psychology."
Geethree: NICKIE: yAAH??
RevNickie: Greenfield, right outside Milwaukee
ICEKNIFE: you wouldn't know a lie from the truth is the pope and your daddy jammed it up yer ass with an oar, flapling!
Modemac: My girlfriend works at a bookstore, and she always makes a polt to file Rev X under Religion where it belongs.
UncleBear: Modemac, no one's brave enough to file it under "religion"
KeTT: thats where i wanna see it
Geethree: ICEKNIFE GETS ME HOT WHEN HE TALKS DIRTY LIKE THAT!!!
N_X_K: Modemac:Whenever I go to Brentano's, I drop RevX in the window when no one's looking
RevNickie: I also lived in East Troy.
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Modemac: At the store where my GF works it's under religion.
RevNickie: GGG: any significance?
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talysman: I've seen it under religion once.
crazykey: They should put Rev X in every bookshelf in the store!!
Stang: I go to sf cons a couple of times a year, usually to rant and sell shit, and I LOVE 'em. Firstly the sense of superiority over most of the geeks. Secondly, I'm one of the geeks myself so I really enjoy all that goofy shit.
KeTT: thats even a better idea~
Geethree: MOSTLY SIGNIFYIN' NICKIE
N_X_K: CK:No bookstore has THAT many copies of Revelation X.
ICEKNIFE: go spank something, oh she-who-is-low-enuff-to-the-ground-to-leave-massive-snail-trails
Modemac: How about we make a porno flick starring Nickie and Barbara Crampton?
talysman: Stang: that means you are SUPERIOR TO YOURSELF.
KeTT: NXK then you could just tear out the pages
KeTT: and paste em all over the walls
Stang: I get the impression that a whole lot of drunken sex happens between horny nerds at sf cons.
Jovial: I bought it and it was in Sci Fi!!!!????!
UncleBear: I first heard the word of "Bob" at a scifi con
crazykey: hmmmmmm
RevNickie: Stang: I'm usually one of them!
Geethree: SO'S STANG
N_X_K: Kett:AND GET MYSELF ARRESTED? HAY-EHL no! YOU be the martyr
KeTT: er...well i didn't mean you specifically
KeTT: you could always pay some schlock to do it
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Modemac: Stang: Why do you think they HOLD SF cons in the first place? So that the nerds can come out from behind their books and their PCs and actually have REAL SEX.
crazykey: I first heard about the word of "Bob" at an acid party.
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talysman: Modemac: you haven't gone to the SECRET GEEK ORGIES?
RevNickie: I went to a star trek co once, and wound up meeting and being the girlfrined of, for a while, the ver sexy comic book artist Joe Linsner (Of "cry for dawn")
ICEKNIFE: yeah, and for years I've put up sub-g propaganda at Westercon, BayCon, WorldCon, etc... but you know, NICKIE is RIGHT!!! I should STOP! it's just not COOL... and we MUST be KEWL, RIGHT? RIGHT? OK! NO MORE!
Modemac: And I go to Arisia in Boston every year.
Geethree: getta gripp icey
RevNickie: ICE: have you been paying attention? No.
crazykey: I expected a miracle and received one!
ICEKNIFE: to you??? WHY???
ICEKNIFE: LOL
N_X_K: I learned about the CoTSG from "Three-Fisted Tales." Then I bought the Book, then High Weirdness, then RevX. I've regretted it ever since.
Geethree: i paid for a miracle and received on bee eff dee
Modemac: Talysman: No, they never tell me where the orgies are. I'm too geeky for them.
RevNickie: I thought I could get a riase out of you, and I did! So NEENER-NEENER-HA-HA
ICEKNIFE 's new goal: TO BECOME AS MUCH LIKE NICKIE IN EVERY WAY AS POSSIBLE
RevNickie: ICE: not to ANYONE BUT YOUR OWN DRIVALITY!
KeTT: dress up like a ferrenghi and ask ppl to fondle your ears
talysman: Modemac: COME TO EMRL...
talysman: ehoah.
RevNickie: ICEKNIFE: 1st good thing you ever said.
N_X_K: Oh, SURE, I've found enlightenment, but now I have to avoid getting taken out by a Conspiracy sniper because I know The Truth. THANX A LOT, DOBBS YOU BASTARD
Stang: I have been in the lucky position of being palsy with some of the folks who RUN some big sf cons -- the Fantasy Fairs in Texas are run by a guy I've known for 25 years (!) and Susie the Floozie and her hub used to run DragonCon in Atlanta. I really wanna do the San Diego Comics Con... Dr. Howll and I have pestered them.
Geethree: well like rev joey sez: y'know, y'know but you just don't know
ICEKNIFE: Person to talk to would be Jo Goldsmith, Stang
RevNickie: I had my 1st KISS at a con, and it was with a GUEST, not a geek! I ain't sayin' who, though.
Stang: I really don't hang out and schmooze much at Cons, mainly I just window shop and stare at the fat girls in barbarian suits (YEAH!!!).
crazykey: SF has a sort of grand tradition thing goin for it . . .
Geethree: yeah like rhps
ICEKNIFE: She's a member of almost every con comitee on the west coast
Modemac: Time to go to bed. Nite all.
talysman: 'nite.
ICEKNIFE: worst: fat chicks in belly dancer togs
N_X_K: L8r Modemac
ICEKNIFE: nite modemac
Geethree: yeah modemac time for more beer and frasppy and some movies ofstang blowing bob
talysman: I should probably go myself. I have to get up at 4 am.
Modemac: Save a piece of "Bob's" pancreas for me.
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talysman: pop in MARS NEEDS WOMEN, maybe.
Stang: GGG -- speaking of Stang blowing Bob, did you see that cuthulu pic of the giant Dobbs dick "initiating" my FACE?
crazykey: I saw it
crazykey: radical
Stang: Hey GGG shoot some of that frasppy MY way ace
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RevNickie: STANG: can't be worse than the porno you do yourself!
talysman: yep, it's quarter 'til, I gotta go.
RevNickie: Is that like crispy frappy?
talysman: 'bye, all. keep the SLACK flowing.
Stang: I don't put myself in my porno, I just mess with nasty binaries that GGG sends.
Geethree: stang: sterno has THE FRAPPY WAITING IN LR NEXT WEEKEND
ICEKNIFE: bye tal
RevNickie: ot BLOWING
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ICEKNIFE: Nutting!
N_X_K takes one of "Bob's" PILS and washes it down with some contraband Semtex hypercaffinated beverage
Geethree: no stang but i loved the x-file movie
ICEKNIFE: not JUST a NOUN ANYMORE!
RvNutting: hey kids
Stang: GGG -- but next weekend is my 25th high school reunion!! My chance to see my old classmates all grown fat and bald! Except that they haven't -- they're all rich, so they're healthy and ...
Stang: DAMN EM
Geethree: seems to me you hated all thiose assholes ivan
ICEKNIFE: ggg... didja tell him about yer movie?
RvNutting: holy crud, i'm actually here.. at 2400bps, no less!!!
Jovial: STANG: do you kill goats????????
crazykey: ?
Geethree: ice: which movie there were several scripted here today!
RevNickie: JOVIAL: do you buttfick mice?
N_X_K: Stang:Just go there with the knowledge that they won't BE so healthy when The Day comes
RvNutting: i have heinous modem problems at home these days.
Stang: Jovial... kill goats? Not personally, no. We have the cambas prepare the cabritto.
Jovial: ahhhh
Geethree: yeak collas just wanna chinga the goats so you have to have cambas do it
Jovial: stang: you should come with me one night, I kill goats and then I sodomize them, they get buggered reall good!
ICEKNIFE: ggg: the one about rose and jose
Geethree: no but i will later
KeTT: wow, necro bestial anal buttsex
ICEKNIFE: good time to ask this... Jovial, how long have you and psych been pals?
RvNutting: ggg, sorry i cut out right in the middle of my story the other day. i got hosed by a damned server being rebooted. i'm in tech hell these days.
crazykey: there's an achievement
RevNickie: Don't tell granbo!
Jovial: ICEKNIFE: me and psych arent really pals I dont talk to him but I dont hate him
ICEKNIFE: knew a guy with a sheet metal fetish... thought rust was an std
KeTT: hahah
Stang: I went to my 20th high school reunion 5 years ago and those guys (it was a BOYS SCHOOL... $%^#%$ #%@$) had hardly changed. I was actually on friendly terms with the class "cool guys" and was in fact "in" with the drugged-up part of the "in"-crowd by virtue of being the token archetypal class "sensitive beatnik weirdo artist crazy-man".
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Geethree: well that does it anal necrosex....doesn't anybody suck any more??? Reeely I'm outtahere
cuthulu: i just recorded my new song
ICEKNIFE: sounds familiar, stang
ICEKNIFE: Hi Cthulu
cuthulu: fantasy on a theme by Edward Van Halen
ICEKNIFE: yeah?
cuthulu: would anyboy like it?
Geethree: in your dreams ivan you neener they were all laughing at you fanboy!!!
Stang: Well, at least I wasn't the Class Victim Weirdo. Those guys all... disappeared.
cuthulu: it uses the ain't talking 'bout love riff
N_X_K is watching all these lame minor candidates on Larry King. About as laughable as the main debate.
ICEKNIFE <---- unabashed VH fan
RevNickie: like what, necrosex?
crazykey: Ivan--did frop inspire the original Book of the Subgenius?
RvNutting: well since none of the CHICKS are here i think i'll leave. love and hugs, everybody.
cuthulu: i have christopher parkenings disease
RevNickie: thanks, NUTTING
RvNutting: d'oh!
ICEKNIFE: LOL
Stang: Crazykey -- DOBBS inspired the Book. Dobbs IS the Book. Frop just made the editting bearable.
RvNutting: sorry, nickie.
Geethree: thanx fer nutting nutting
ICEKNIFE: HAHAHAHAHAHA
RvNutting: hee hee
crazykey: that's right
cuthulu: jo jo jo
cuthulu: mexican santa
cuthulu: santa spic
RvNutting: adios, mexican santa.
ICEKNIFE: THAT'S RIGHT FOLK, NUTTING! HE'S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!@
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Geethree: cuthulu: i didn't know you spokeSpanglish!!!
RevNickie: I WAS the Class Victim Weirdo, and I DID DISAPEAR!
cuthulu: who wants a .wav of me playing git-tar?
Jovial: I WILL SEEYALL LATER!
KeTT: uh, how about sit-tar ?
N_X_K: Key:Dammit, you're waffling. You'll never get out of Bobbie status that way. Go take some more PILS and zero out on SubSite
Geethree: good night missus clabash wherever you are
Jovial: BYE BYE SLACK KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuthulu: yes, rev. nicke, but your are pumpable
cuthulu: bye bye
ICEKNIFE: i dealt to most of my class, so they're usually nostalgic when they see me... i avoid 'em like ebola
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crazykey: ok
*** Signoff: outtahere (Leaving)
*** Signoff: Jovial (Read error to Jovial[PPPC5.TST-MedHat.com]: Connection reset by peer)
RevNickie: CUTHULU: ??!?!
cuthulu: heh
cuthulu: i said that partly to piss you off and incur your wrath
Stang: I have to get the sutures out tomorrow and write a fucking god damned article for some fucking god damned magazine shit. I have to get up early or else the kids will take the car. Good night and god bless America.
cuthulu: SPANK ME!
RevNickie: you just confused me, i'm afraid
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