It is by the Grace of Janor that we Laff, Yet This Fallen Angel is in Need of Succor and Sustenance!
Send at least a pound of $, preferably tons of it, to Janor Hypercleats,
c/o
David Hathorn
1520 Venice Blvd. #1
Venice CA 90291
Send $10 and ask him for whatever audio or videotape he's currently best able to copy.
If you HATE JANOR, send $ to the
FUCK THE JANOR CAMPAIGN
1520 Venice Blvd. #1
Venice CA 90291
BECAUSE OF THE PINKS, and the TAINT of evil to which our age is subject, the Greatest Trance Spouter of All Time feels ignored and shunned, which he pretty much is, compared to the accolades he SHOULD rightfully enjoy; but on top of that, his Visions have Shewn him that the Foundation's efforts are not helping his career ENOUGH. He is forging a new life, a new REALITY in a strange new city. He can't hear his Works being glorified on my website or radio show; he does not know that to the rest of us, his name is shorthand for "ultimate SubGenius."
We MUST show Janor that the SubGenii at large still love him, or at least that I try to make him THINK you do, and acknowledge that he is the Greatest Trance Spout Ranter of All Time, which, after all, he actually is. He didn't even get the Foundation's latest mailing. SHOW JANOR YOU CARE!!! SHOW JANOR THAT I TOLD YOU TO SHOW HIM THAT YOU CARED!! SHOW JANOR THAT I CARE! If nothing else, just print out a copy of this post and mail IT to Janor!
MY GOD MAN, WHAT CAN WE DO TO CONVINCE YOU??? -- THAT THE JANOR DEVICE IS STILL and MUST BE REVERED BY EVERY TRUE SON AND DAUGHTER OF THE YETI??
Perhaps not everybody. And maybe Janor's not really so bad off. He SAID he was doing pretty well, selling Arkansas dirt crystals to New Age Gypsy Psychic Fortune Tellers -- apparently there are SO MANY of them in L.A. that that's his JOB! And he's been doing comedy clubs and so forth, and meeting strange new mutants.
He pointed out that we did not list his address in our new catalog (actually the mini-FIST we just sent out.) It's a good thing we didn't, because it would have been the wrong one. But the simple fact is, we only had 2 pages for Other Mutants, and we decided to list the PRINT mutants this time and the AUDIO mutants next time. At any rate, YOU NOW KNOW WHERE JANOR IS.
Current Fantabulous New Janor product would have to be the videotape of his appearance on a cable access tv show by Elton and Betty White, two kooks from Arkansas so nutty that Janor is literally the NORMAL of this particular show. I think $10 would do it but it's easily worth 20.
Death to vermin.
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