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HEAVEN'S GATE: Cultfull of Computer Geeks on the Internet

SUBGENIUS: Cultfull of Computer Geeks on the Internet

HEAVEN'S GATE: Been Around Since the '70s

SUBGENIUS: Been Around Since the '70s

HEAVEN'S GATE: 39 gaily bedecked dead weirdos with bad haircuts

SUBGENIUS: 39,000 gaily bedecked live weirdos with bad haircuts

HEAVEN'S GATE: Follow DO aka "BO"

SUBGENIUS: Follow DOBBS aka "BOB"

HEAVEN'S GATE: Worship mysterious Peep

SUBGENIUS: Worship mysterious PeE

HEAVEN'S GATE: No Slack

SUBGENIUS: On Slack

HEAVEN'S GATE: No drugs

SUBGENIUS: On drugs

HEAVEN'S GATE: No Sex

SUBGENIUS: Bonobo Sex

HEAVEN'S GATE: Believe that Aliens will save them

SUBGENIUS: Believe that Aliens will save them AND DESTROY EVERYONE ELSE

HEAVEN'S GATE: Cult compound reeks

SUBGENIUS: Cult compound reeks

HEAVEN'S GATE: Started in Texas, by Texans

SUBGENIUS: Started in Texas, by Texans

HEAVEN'S GATE: Designs websites for money, chants gibberish for Slack

SUBGENIUS: Designs websites for Slack, chants gibberish for money

HEAVEN'S GATE: Consider humans to be one level below Greys

SUBGENIUS: Agree, but consider Greys several levels below SubGenii

HEAVEN'S GATE: Mix sedatives and vodka

SUBGENIUS: Mix 'Frop and reality (and sedatives and vodka)

HEAVEN'S GATE: WHOOPS!

SUBGENIUS: July 5, 1998, 7:00 a.m.

HEAVEN'S GATE: Left clear evidence for police

SUBGENIUS: Puzzling Evidence left for police

HEAVEN'S GATE: 39 people in entire cult suicide

SUBGENIUS: 39 bother to wake up for cult suicide DRILL

HEAVEN'S GATE: Stole great list of keywords from Zeta Reticulan website

SUBGENIUS: Stole great list of keywords from Zeta Reticulan website

HEAVEN'S GATE: Leader says he's Jesus

SUBGENIUS: Business Manager IS Jesus

HEAVEN'S GATE: Call Pinks 'Norms'

SUBGENIUS: Call Norms 'Pinks'

HEAVEN'S GATE: Rev. Ymmot Zepol appeared on sleazy local news report about cult

SUBGENIUS: Rev. Ymmot Zepol appeared on sleazy local news report about cult

HEAVEN'S GATE: Want to become Greys

SUBGENIUS: Want to enslave Greys

HEAVEN'S GATE: Website's VRML doesn't work

SUBGENIUS: Website's VRML doesn't work

HEAVEN'S GATE: Hilariously funny.

SUBGENIUS: Hilariously funny.

HEAVEN'S GATE: Deadly serious.

SUBGENIUS: Deadly serious.

HEAVEN'S GATE: Ingest deadly poisonous pudding in order to die

SUBGENIUS: Endure deadly poisonous Face Fucking Bat sperm from hideous barbed dicks plunged down their throats, in order to ingest Face Fucking Bat Sperm Antidote pudding, and get HIGH

HEAVEN'S GATE: Shed their Containers to board Ti's Crewship

SUBGENIUS: Free others from their Meat Shells in order to buy their ways onto Escape Vessels of the Sex Goddesses

HEAVEN'S GATE: Includes many eunuch programmers

SUBGENIUS: Includes many UNIX programmers

HEAVEN'S GATE: Changes addresses and names constantly

SUBGENIUS: PO Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214

HEAVEN'S GATE: Male cultists have only one dick

SUBGENIUS: Female cultists have multiple dicks just in their collections.

HEAVEN'S GATE: Refers to 'Father John'

SUBGENIUS: Reefers to 'Father John R. Harperclotts'

HEAVEN'S GATE: Total OverComers

SUBGENIUS: OverMan cummers

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