On 8 Feb 1999 23:32:58 GMT, wrongthink@aol.com (Wrongthink) spake
thusly:
Adolf Hitler has 11 Letters.
Ivan Stang has 9 Letters.
Hitler lost his father at an early age.
Stang lost his testicle at an early age.
Hitler was considered an unusually gifted public speaker.
Stang is considered an unusually gifted public speaker.
Hitler was selected as TIME's "Man of the Year"
Stang was selected as "Most Likely to be Found in a Morgue"
Hitler was considered an attractive male popular with the women.
Stang is considered an attractive male popular with the Bobbies.
Hitler was unmarried.
Stang acts like a jackass.
Hitler had a secret mistress.
Stang is a secret mistress.
Hitler passed National Health Care for all Germans.
Stang tried to pass some bullshit off about X-day for all SubGenii.
Hitler created a Social Security system for Germans.
Stang claims he will save the Pinks for the Elder Gods.
Hitler passed substantial tax increases.
Stang passed substantial Ordination rate increases.
Hitler never held a real job outside Government.
Stang never held a real job.
Hitler was known for his amazing memory.
Stang is known for his amazing bullshit.
Hitler had a reputation for a short temper.
Stang has a reputation for a short penis.
Hitler attacked other countries to rally public support for his
political self interests.
Stang didn't do shit.
Hitler was known for his uncanny ability to survive multiple
assassinations.
Stang is known as the "dumbass" for his ability to survive multiple
housings of Janor.
Hitler passed strong anti-gun laws.
Stang passed strong Bobbie-soul farts.
Hitler believed the Jews were part of a global conspiracy bent on
destroying him.
Stang believes that 'WrongThink' is part of THE Conspiracy to destroy
him (and all other SubGenii).
Hitler purged the Jews and other minorities from his government to
better represent the "color of Germany".
Stang packed his cabinet with frop and other medications to better
represent the "habits" of his stringy little body.
Hitler didn't smoke, and prevented others around him from smoking.
Stang has Frop and requires others to have it as well.
Hitler sealed his medical records to hide his Parkinson's disease (a
fact revealed after his death).
Stang sealed his ass to hide his anal rape scarring (a fact revealed
in the Starr report).
Hitler's party (the National Socialists) supported a strong socialist
agenda.
Stang's party (the Ivangelicals) supports a strong human-conservation
agenda.
Hitler used the burning of the Parliament building as an excuse to
pass controversial laws that reduced German freedoms.
Stang used the Launching of the Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer as an
excuse to pass controversial doctrine that reduced Bobbie freedoms.
Hitler used the Army & SS to burn down a Warsaw Ghetto and kill armed
Jewish extremists.
Stang used the SLAK & NHGH to burn down Buck Naked's frop storage
silo.
Hitler encouraged abortion of retarded, disabled or insane Germans.
Stang supports all abortions, especially of "Normals".
Hitler likes to be photographed with his dog "Blondi.
Stang likes to be photographed with his dog "Friday".
Hitler aided Soviet efforts to invade East Poland.
Stang aided Soviet efforts to repent, quit their jobs, and slack off.
Hitler was despised by most of his military officers.
Stang is despised by most of his minions and slaves.
Hitler's popularity was linked to the strong German economy.
Stang's popularity is linked to the strong Bobbie-soul economy.
Hitler was a known liar.
Stang is a known liar.
Hitler created the Hitler Youth Corps to steer young Germans toward
his political party.
Stang created the Dobbs Youth to steer young Americans toward his
political party.
Hitler tithed to the Church in an ongoing public relations effort to
present himself as a devout Christian.
Stang holds himself.
Hitler's party was dominated with fanatics who defended him no matter
what he did.
Stang's party is dominated with fanatics who attack him no matter what
he does.
Hitler maintained the popular support of his countrymen right up the
bitter end.
Will Stang???
NOTE: Although the above information is historically accurate, it is
provided purely in the spirit of fun and is not meant to imply that
Hitler is another Stang.
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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: HITLER vs. STANG: A fun comparison/contrast
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 15:23:19 -0600
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In article <twonky-ya02408000R0902991700190001@news.primenet.com>,
twonky@primenet.com (Pope of L.A.) wrote:
> In article <36bfb10d.583667@news.erols.com>, reverend_wadd@geocities.com
> (Rev. Ezekiel Impurity Wadd) wrote:
>
>
> >
> > Hitler's party was dominated with fanatics who defended him no matter
> > what he did.
> > Stang's party is dominated with fanatics who attack him no matter what
> > he does.
>
> Except Popess Lilith, who can't take a joke and defends him like she's in
> love with him. Such is the downside of leadership. Sigh
Uh-oh, Popess Lilith, we've been "Kenneth Starred"! Outted! He's on to us!
This brilliant investigator has got ALMOST ALL the missing pieces. Luckily
there's still ONE TINY INSIGNIFICANT CLUE he seems to have missed... but,
it's only a matter of time. DARN! I had been hoping all those decoys would
throw him off the trail! And I was hoping he'd slip on those nuts we threw
down.
Popess Lilith and I, and Puddin', have a very special relationship that
you wouldn't understand. Why must you persecute us. God made us this way.
Well, except for Puddin'. Puddin' was made that way in the House of Pain.
--
Copyright 1999 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
"Ignoring the shit in this church is like ignoring the sea
when you're stuck on Gilligan's Island."
-- Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: HITLER vs. STANG: A fun comparison/contrast
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 15:24:32 -0600
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In article <19990209004322.14929.00000267@ng151.aol.com>,
wrongthink@aol.com (Wrongthink) wrote:
> Hitler only had one testical (a fact revealed by Soviet Autopsy).
> Stang only has one testical (a fact revealed by Brushwood video cam).
Actually -- to quote GGG -- "Stang has one nut, like Hitler. AND ONE LIKE
STALIN!!! AR HAR HAR HAR!"
--
Copyright 1999 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
"Ignoring the shit in this church is like ignoring the sea
when you're stuck on Gilligan's Island."
-- Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: HITLER vs. CLINTON: A fun comparison/contrast
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 15:40:08 -0600
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In article <79q9jo$nq1@edrn.newsguy.com>, W'G'Wilco <wheezerw@newsguy.com>
wrote:
> There's a fantastic picture in the Book of the SubGenius that shows the Far
> Right Guy, the Far Left Guy, and the "Middle o' the Road" Guy standing in a
> circle while a SubGenius picks their pockets.
Somebody with a scanner ought to post that. That was one of the very first
"scripted" pieces of SubGenius art. Philo and I drew it up as a stick
figure diagram and then Hellswami Satellite Weavers drew it up GOOD and
added the dialog. Working out the geometry of it was kinda tricky.
It is a Patriopsychotic Anarchomaterialist thang.
--
Copyright 1999 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
"Ignoring the shit in this church is like ignoring the sea
when you're stuck on Gilligan's Island."
-- Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
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Subject: Re: HITLER vs. CLINTON: A fun comparison/contrast
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 15:44:31 -0600
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In article <36C0FA9D.5B66@ioma.com>, "His Eminence, Bishop Blaze Femur"
<kconvery@ioma.com> wrote:
Which side favors blow jobs, smoking marijuana, and not
> serving in the military? That SETTLES it!
MY side favors NO jobs, smoking FROP, and not serving in the Conspiracy!
And serving MYSELF in the Cafeteria!
"Bob" sold it, I cooked it, tied off and ran it up, that settles it!
I once had a FEMINAZI accuse me of being "... just like Hitler or
Clinton!" I shit you not. That is a true thing. Because I was a capitalist
chauvinist pig black wizard was her reasoning.
--
Copyright 1999 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
"Ignoring the shit in this church is like ignoring the sea
when you're stuck on Gilligan's Island."
-- Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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