Is your life a mess? Have all the bills piled up, the roof started leaking and your children are hungry? Are you vexed because no matter how much you pray, the Lord does not answer? Well, the Lord cannot answer prayers he cannot hear. And he cannot hear your prayers unless you are near Him. And you cannot be near to the lord unless you are following Him.

That's right. To receive the blessing of God, you have to follow Him through thick and thin, giving him your unswerving devotion every step of the way. No matter what obstacles Satan places in your path, you have to have the faith to overcome them and stay close on the heels of God. Nobody said it would be easy, but the rewards, both material and spiritual are greater than you can ever imagine.

I can hear you saying now, "Reverend Speezo, I want to follow the Lord, but I have fallen off the path and have gotten way behind. Can you help me catch up?"

Well Dear friend, there is STILL TIME for you to catch up with God, but you will have to run... run like the wind. You will need help, and that is where Reverend Speezo comes in.

I have compiled a special home Bible study-guide entitled "Run for Christ's Sake" which will help you regain your footing and once again be in lockstep with the Lord.

Along with the study-guide comes a set of "Run for Christ's Sake" miniature running shoe lapel pins. They are made of the finest alloys and polymers available, and your friends will swoon with envy at the very sight of them.

Yes, Reverend Speezo wants you to have the "Run for Christ's Sake" home Bible study guide and the running shoe lapel pins,

but that's not all!!!


In addition, to help you through your present hard times, the staff here at Reverend Speezo's Ministry of God will personally take your troubles to the lord.

In the form below, fill out your name, address, and check your prayer needs, and I and my staff will pray for an end to your problems.

Check each prayer you may have:

 

 Better Job

Happier Marriage

Sex Change Operation

Vertical Hold on TV is Broken

H.E.W. People Found the Burns on Junior

Got the Crabs

We're Out of Ice

The Dog is Pregnant Again

  



 
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