Jimmy? What happened to Jimmy?

Well, he went to the hospital to get his tonsils out and they screwed up the anaesthetic. Put him in a coma!

Gosh! That's terrible! Is he gonna be alright?

I'm afraid not, cause when the doctors figured out what they'd done, they panicked and tried all sorts of goofy stuff to get Jimmy out of the coma -- Things like animal brain cell transplants, gamma rays, and laser brain surgery. The upshot of all this is that now Jimmy's not only in a coma, he's also brain dead...

Damn! What are they going to do now... Let the rest of him die too?

No Fucking Way! Those quacks have got him right where they want him. It's costing Jimmy's wife $10,000 a day to keep him hooked up to all the life support equipment. They're not going to let a goldmine like Jimmy just up and croak!

Doesn't Jimmy's medical insurance cover the expenses?

Sure it does.... up to $75,000, which now is the equivilent of a week in the hospital. Hell, in the condition he's in now, he could live for years! I'll tell you one thing though, what happened to Jimmy could have been prevented for $5 per month!

How So?

If Jimmy had a policy with MUTUAL OF CHARTER ARMS like I do, he wouldn't have stayed a vegetable for long. The minute he was verified brain dead, the local MUTUAL OF CHARTER ARMS office would have sent out an agent to dispatch him in the quickest most efficient way possible.

No kidding! But what about people who are terminally ill, yet still in possession of their mental faculties?

Well, if a policyholder is terminally ill and in pain, and the doctors are just prolonging it in order to get every nickel they can, MUTUAL OF CHARTER ARMS will see to it that policyholder gets whatever they need to help them shuffle off this mortal coil-- sleeping pills, a gun, anything they desire...

And how much did you say this all costs?

Only 5 bucks a month -- less than the cost of an aspirin tablet in the hospital.

Gee, how can I become a policyholder?

Just call the TOLL-FREE NUMBER below and you too can enjoy the piece of mind that comes with being a MUTUAL OF CHARTER ARMS policyholder!

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