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$19.63	JAILBIRD - The Dreadlock Recollections by Kerry Wendell Thornley
	"At the risk of sounding paranoid, I don't think it is a coincidence that I am famous only among conspiracies." -- Kerry W. Thornley First time in print, with an introduction by Reverend Ivan Stang of The Church of the SubGenius. The complete confessions of Kerry Wendell Thornley, co-founder of The Discordian Society, to his role as second-patsy in the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Some know Kerry Thornley as the witty co-author of The Principia Discordia, the 'bible' of the Discordian faith, a noble predecessor of The Church of the SubGenius -- to which Thornley was also a contributor. He is known as well for more serious endeavors, such as his novel The Idle Warriors, and for having to defend himself against accusations of involvement in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. This book is a compilation of his written memoirs concerning his many conversations with two men that he was later convinced were indeed directly involved in the murder of JFK. Includes an appendix of miscellaneous funny Thornley rants, and a very detailed index. "I dig the SubGeniuses because, like them, my IQ is also below genius. So, in spite of my disagreements with them, the world looks to me just as bewildering and frightening as it looks to them. Probably, there are Discordians who feel every which way about everything, including "Bob" Dobbs." -- Kerry W. Thornley 326 pages, 6x9" paperback. ALL COPIES BOUGHT HERE ARE SIGNED AND DATED BY REV. IVAN STANG. $19.63

$20.95	The Book of the SubGenius
	The "Sistine Chapel" of the 20th Century, this profusely illustrated, softbound Horror Bible, published by Simon & Schuster, is now in its 17th printing. You'll never have to read another book as long as you live -- because you'll just sit, reading this one over and over again. 200 pages of brain-raping text and graphics. A self-help book for sinners, creeps, morphodites, and all wise persons and guys who knew they wouldn't get "help" from any book even if they needed it in the first place. Encompasses Life of "Bob," his prophecy, entire past and future history of Earth, and all the instructions you'll ever need for survival, Slack, psychic wealth and prosperity in The End Times. You will then learn that no matter how sure of things you thought you were, you were DEAD WRONG and GROVELING in an ILLUSION manufactured by the "Authorities" who secretly LORD OVER your VERY MIND. After that, you cannot continue to live in blithering normalcy -- you'll know what you're being fattened for. The book to go buy. ALL COPIES BOUGHT HERE ARE SIGNED AND DATED BY REV. IVAN STANG. $20.95

$16.00	THE AGENT AND MR. DOBBS and THE AGENT GOES TO DOBBSTOWN by Rev. Teeters LaVerge
	SOFTCOVER EDITION! NEW SUBGENIUS NOVEL(s)! Two brain-gnarling spy thriller mystery novellas starring J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. In the early 1960s, an earnest, patriotic and Pink agent for the Feds is assigned to the seriously insane national security case of "Bob" Dobbs. He is drawn by Dobbs down a rabbit hole that turns into a wormhole of 'Frop madness, surreal sex with Connie, Bigfoot and Greys, bizarre parties with JFK, Hitler, Lee Harvey Oswald, Fidel Castro, Nikita Khrushchev, and Timothy Leary... and unspeakable experiences that make him question what he had mistakenly thought of as reality. It's like H. P. Lovecraft by way of Raymond Chandler by way of R. Crumb. Like a David Lynch movie with a dollop of The Three Stooges. Like a Bugs Bunny cartoon guest-directed by David Cronenberg. Like an S. Clay Wilson comic novelized by Franz Kafka. "I've written two SubGenius movie screenplays. But if some Hollywood hotshot approached me saying, "I've got a hundred million dollars for a big SubGenius movie. Do you have a script?" -- I would hand them this book. It is FKING HILARIOUS and my very favorite portrait of 'Bob' so far. Let us just pray that it is indeed fiction." -- Rev. Ivan Stang The foreword is signed and dated by Ivan Stang. $16**

$17.95	Eyelash by Rev. Nikolai Kingsley
	THE FIRST SUBGENIUS SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL! He swore he'd never deal with the aliens again, but here he was, letting them beam him onboard… He promised that whatever they were planning he'd keep Tai out of it, but here she was, on the bridge... What were the Xists trying to hide that was worse than Soul Harvesting and interstellar drug running, and why were they being so nice to him... at first? WHAT IN THE NAME OF SLACK HAD J. R. "BOB" DOBBS GOTTEN HIM INTO?!? A tale of paranoia, misdirection, outright lies, extremely angry robots and purple-haired elf girls, set in the richly detailed mythos of The Church of the SubGenius. GUARANTEED DOCTRINALLY CORRECT "Kingsley’s writing easily equals that of the giants on whose shoulders we crouch, holding on for dear life with white knuckles to the oversized weave of their immense dandruff-dusted sweaters while they stride about their titanic world." -- Rev. Ivan Stang (Amazon also sells it, with a free preview of the first chapter. But Rev. Kingsley and the Church make more when you buy it from us.) 231-page trade paperback $17.95

$14.99	Neighborworld by Lonesome Cowboy Dave DeLuca
	A bulldada science fiction novel by Lonesome Cowboy Dave DeLuca, the astounding improvisational wizard of The Church of the SubGenius radio show, The Hour of Slack. A little bit A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, a taste of The Firesign Theatre, a dab of Fleischer Brothers cartoons, a dash of Kafka, a splash of Fellini, and a whole fistful of Lonesome Cowboy Dave! It's about twenty years into the future and the lines between television, the Internet and the real world have not merely blurred, they've disappeared. Stan Mozuck is an Advo, part content provider and part detective, with a daunting new assignment: to uncover and report on a mysterious group called the Weirds. These grotesque characters seem to live completely off the grid, yet have extraordinary powers to manipulate and twist not only the social media net but reality itself. Stanís head is already pretty twisted, but when the Weirds climb into it they steer him into a collision course with himself. (Amazon has the Kindle ebook version ($6.99) with a free preview of the first chapter.) 218-page trade paperback $14.99

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SubGenius™ Pamphlets

Pamphlet #1: The power-packed introductory propaganda barrage that started it all. So dense with info that many persons have gotten lost in it FOREVER! Guaranteed to shock, enrapture, confuse, enlighten or piss off depending on which category you happen to fall into.

Pamphlet #2: Dozens Gave Their Words for this. Reveals proven success formula. Sued twice for blasphlegmy - AND LOST!! All-pulp chassis is flexible yet resilient... no more difficult de-spunking. Encrusted spum comes off as fast as it got on, with a simple dishrag. Acid-free coating is resistant to normalcy viruses.

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ALL GONE	REVELATION X	SOLD OUT - OUT OF PRINT
	The 1995 sequel to The Book of the SubGenius, the Last New Testament, HAS BEEN REPRINTED! Either the greatest general satire of pure human stupidity and greed ever created, or a self-help book from Hell, REVELATION X is darker, deeper, more detailed, louder and funnier than The Book of the SubGenius. This HUGE tome of PURE DOCTRINAL RANTING and HIGH-POWERED GRAPHICS is so utterly and relentlessly TRUE and SLACK-IMBUED that old-time SubGenii, and newcomers alike, will laugh 'till their guts bleed and befoul their pants in sheer astonishment. God's Answer to Fundamentalists -- shove this book into ANY orifice and watch it GO! OUT OF PRINT -- same story as THE BOBLIOGRAPHON, below

SOLD OUT OUT OF PRINT	*THE SUBGENIUS PSYCHLOPAEDIA OF SLACK - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON*
	NYES! A THIRD SUBGENIUS TESTAMENT! The NEW (Oct. 2006) encyclopedia of abnormality — 240 pages of cornea-melting illustrations and newly-released SubGenius writings that will SHOCK those who thought surely everything must be contained within the previous books. All-new revelations re: the Mystery of X-Day; Connie Dobbs; Subicide; Slack Magic; SubGenius Kooks; “Bob’s” Dark Secrets; The Earth-Mars Switch and infinitely more! From mighty Thunder’s Mouth/Avalon. Size: 7" x 9" Weight 13 oz Contents: WRITTEN: Ivan Stang 44%, Nenslo 14%, Onan Canobite 8%, Philo Drummond, G.G. Gordon, Dr. Hal, Susie the Floozy ~4 % each, 45 others <2% each. GRAPHICS: LeMur 18%, Heart Ignition 18%, IMBJR 9%, Nenslo 7%, Espira 4%, Stang 5%, Hellswami Satellite Weavers 3%, Atom Funway 3%. Ignatz Topolino 1%, Hal Robins 3%, 49 others ~1% each Calories 100 From Fat 50 Total Fat 333 g (147% daily) Cholesterol 10 mg (3%) Total Carbohydrates 440g (220%) Sugar 75g Protein 0 g Contains: Caffeine, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Guar Gum "... A lousy piece of lousy crappy crap..." -- Nenslo "A rip-roaring rollercoaster of a read!" -- Publisher's Weekly "...(written by) brain damaged retarded moron drug addicts ON DRUGS..." -- Nenslo "A rollicking page-turner from cover to cover!" -- Wired "Halfwit jackass bastards will JUST LOVE it." -- Nenslo "Brilliant satire... threaded with true wisdom!" -- People "Use it for toilet paper!" -- Nenslo WHOOPS! SOLD OUT and OUT OF PRINT. The last 27 copies are preserved in the vaults for 25 years to be sold for one million dollars apiece. Or maybe we'll self-publish it.

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