This cult, the only one that deprograms its own zombies, fills the holes left by braincells you destroyed (you didn't need them anyway). When you join this exalted Order of Scoffers, Blasphemers and True Believers, you'll study TIME CONTROL and MEMORY EDITING until EVEN YOU become ready to PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES and RELAX IN THE SAFETY OF YOUR OWN DELUSIONS.
NOTE TO HUMANS:
Why are you even bothering to read this? You don't "get" it...
it seems obnoxious to you... you this it's "stupid"... because,
although we understand how you think ALL TOO WELL, you can't
for the life of you understand how we think. WHAT DOES THIS TELL
YOU, ASSHOLE?
NOTE TO LOVING CHRISTIANS WHO WANT TO
KILL US:
Look, we're for peaceful co-existence. We're not really that far apart. You
worship the Vindictive Crybaby SchoolMarm Jesus -- many Subs
worship the Live-It-Up, Hell-Raisin',
FIGHTIN' JESUS. You worship a dead guy on a stick,
we worship a chopped-off head that gets hit with a stick. Isn't there some
common ground? (The Founder of Christianity wans't as asqueamish as his
modern fan club. He was compassionate towards the weirdos, sinners, and
victims of his day, and he was also PISSED at the NORMALS of his day. And,
like "Bob," he didn't want to KILL them, but merely to LEAD them,
as a shepherd leads his flock. Keeping them happy until the slaughter.
The Harvest...ahhh, yes...
THE HARVEST!!!)
NOTE TO ALL WHO WOULD DENTY THE TRUTH OF "BOB" DOBBS:
There is nothing lower than a debunker. The debunker is the most despicable
parasite in Creation -- worse even that the Critic. DEATH to EST debunkers!
DEATH to UFO debunkers! DEATH to WRESTLING debunkers! DEATH TO ALL SUBGENIUS
DEBUNKERS!!!! WE WILL BURY YOU IN "DE BUNKERS!!"