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Originally assembled by Rev. Ivan Stang using extra Art & Words by: Allart, Dobbs Ashram, E. Bergdol, O. Canobite, G. Deuel, C. Dobbs, J.R. 'B' Dobbs, P. Drummond, C.Dunkan, Maka Dudi, D. Emerson, St. Eve, Puzzling Evidence, A. Fishmonger, BT Flax, C. Gross, J. Hagen-Brenner, T. Harrod, J. Hypercleats, Hypercravia, D. Kane, S. Keckhaver, D. Kelley, V. Kryleasha, Lies, M. Malice, D. Martin, D. Meyer, J. Morgan, B. Naked, Phobius, X-Richard, H. Robins, K. Schuerholz, E. Slade, M. Schaeffer, P. Scott, R. Sharp, I. Stang, C. Strecker, Young Technocrats, T. Turtle, G. Waltrip, B. Werner, R. Williams, M. Voudon, and someone else.
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