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NOTE: You can pick items in the online shopping cart, and let IT calculate the postage and handling for you; then just print out that final "REVIEW WHAT YOU ENTERED" page without "sending" it online, and mail it in with your $.
TO CALL OUR OFFICE:
1-216-320-9528 (and hope we're in the office and and don't judge you unworthy due to unfunny attempts to be funny, leaving your phone number too quickly for us to write it down, etc.)
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"BOB," I HEAR ya! Here's MY Soul...sign me up now and send me my:
(Circle items desired; write special titles in space provided... or just write a letter)
MEMBERSHIP $35
BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS $20.95
NEIGHBORWORLD $14.99
EYELASH $17.95
THE AGENT AND MISTER DOBBS $16
JAILBIRD $19.63
REVELATION X book $18.95
THE SUBGENIUS PSYCHLOPAEDIA OF SLACK - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON book $17.95 SOLD OUT
PAMPHLET #1 $1.50
PAMPHLET #2 $1.50
10 Pamphlet #1 or #2, $13
Black DOBBSHEAD T-Shirt LARGE: $15.99 EX-LARGE: 17.99 XX-Large: $19.99
X-DAY EVENT PRE-REGISTRATION $44.95
HOUR of SLACK 6 mo subscription $125
DVD-Rs:
ARISE! DVD $14.95
1998 X-Day DVD $14.95
GREAT DOBBS ALMIGHTY DVD $14.95
PSYCHLODELIACA DVD $14.95
STANG LIVE 2005 DVD $14.95
DOBBSEDELIASTESES 2-DVD SET $26.95
DOBBSFILM SHORTIES DVD $14.95
AS THEY SEE "BOB" DVD $14.95
PREDOBBS STANGFILMS DVD $14.95
6-X-DAY DVD $14.95
UNCUT "World of the Future" DVD $14.95
"BOB" BUMPER STICKER "BEWARE" $3.00
"BOB" BUMPER STICKER "I'M MAD TOO, "BOB"" $3.50
DOBBSHEAD STICKER $3.00
Church Logo Button $2.00
Mini-Dobbshead Button $1.50
"BOB" CONDOMS - 6 for $5.95
CONNIE CONDOMS - 6 for $5.95
MP3 CDRs:
VOL. 3: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 4: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 5: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 6: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 7: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 8: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 9: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 10: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 11: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 12: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 13: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 14: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 15: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
**ETC. -- NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH VOLUME 21
16 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
11 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM (Vol. 1) $14.95
YET 11 MORE HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM (Vol. 2) $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME 1 CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME 2 CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME 3 CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME4 CD-ROM $14.95
HOUR OF SLACK Live 2004 "Best-=Of" in MP3 $14.95
65 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3, OGG CD-ROM $14.95
69 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
80 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
66 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
88 HOURS OF SLACK in RM CD-ROM $14.95
CDS:
"BOB'S" PUNCTURED EARDRUM CD $ 12.95
BOBSONGS 2: "BOB'S" TOTAL DEAFNESS CD $ 12.95
BOBSONGS 3: With Memory Loss CD $ 12.95
BOBSONGS 4: And Partial Blindness CD $ 12.95
BOBSONGS 5 - Time to Exhale CD $ 12.95
BOBSONGS 6 - Auricular Chondritis CD $ 12.95
SONGS OF X-DAY CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #0 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #2 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #3 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #5 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #10 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #11 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #12 CD $ 12.95
BAD DOKTORS CD $ 12.95
HOUR OF SLACK XXX-5 CD $12.95
BEST OF ESO/SUBGENIUS CD $12.95
"BOB'S" HOUR OF SLACK CLASSICS 1 CD $12.95
STANG AT STARWOOD 1999 CD $12.95
STANG AT STARWOOD 2004 CD $12.95
THE PUFFERDOME DEVIVAL CD $12.95
XX-DAY '99 DEVIVAL w/ ESO CD $12.95
Stang at WINTERSTAR 2005 DEVIVAL CD $12.95
STARWOOD '98 Devival CD $12.95
DEVIVAL, THEN FIRE CD $12.95
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"To Dull The Pain Of Existance In A World Without Slack"
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Believe it or not, we aren't the only corporate or discorporate entity hawking
SACRED SUBGENIUS MATERIALS!
For historical purposes you might look into THE HALL OF GOODS, where you'll find ANCIENT LISTINGS of
OTHER SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS
-- YET MORE in the way of fine seditious booklets, tapes, tools, CDs, pornography, YOU NAME IT! You'll also find pointers to OTHER MUTANTS (SubGenius individuals who THINK they want to hear from you) and SHORDURPERSAVS (who think you think you want what they have). And heck, we're not picky -- we even list NON-SUBGENIUS OTHER MUTANTS!! WARNING: These listings may be years out of date.