WELCOME TO THE ELECTRONIC PYRAMID CHURCH OF ZIONESQUE LUBRICATION.

(ANGLO-DOBBSIAN EVILANGELISTIC)

This is a brief introduction to the one who dares to take the name,

HIGH POPE OF THE UNPREDICTABLES.
EMPEROR OF THE GREYZONE.
HIS UNHOLY AND MOST ORTHODOX EMINENCE,
POPE "O.J" OBI JUAN KENNEDY III, D.F.S., HEALER OF APPLIANCES,
ADIANT AND ALL SHINING BEARER OF THE MEMPHIS RECORDINGS;
(Elvis's forty greatest hits).

Cast ye not an eye upon this document Pink boys and merehumans, for
this is the stuff of your worst nightmare.

For I am real, nay, I AM MOREAL, and my wrath is THE LOVE OF "Bob".
If by chance you IGNORE THIS WARNING AND READ ON, and learn the
secrets of DOBBS you must reveal them to no man nor rhubarb stem.
If you do there's no telling of what could happen!!

CLENCHE! CLENCHE EVERYTHING YOU CAN!
CLENCHE YOUR TEETH, CLENCHE YOUR FISTS, CLENCHE YOUR BUTTOCKS!!!.

Prepare yourselves for the encounter of a lifetime, prepare for the
deviancy that is the labyrinth of an altered perception. SHIVER AND
QUAKE for I am the instrument of the High EPOPT, my word is the
FORNICATION of a thousand generations of social misfits and misfires.
My number is the number of a man, for I am of THAT MAN, that man is
the man of men, that man is "Bob".

I have taken upon myself the true number of man which is the number of the BEAST, and my number shall be 666. I have also taken the number
76, as mine, to pervert, and twist, to create confusion, this is
NECESSARY !

I am the POPE of PORNOGRAPHY. I am the DOKTOR of DESTRUCTION.
Hear me for I am the OMEN of things to come.
I have seen the space being who didst create this whole sick joke. He's still laughing. He can't believe you haven't got it yet.
I am the falsest of the false profits.

DENOUNCE ME YOU PUKE!! SLANDER THE NAME OF THE HIGH POTENTATE OF THE SCHIZM PYRAMID CHURCH!! AS THIS IS ONLY CONFIRMATION OF MY POWER,
THIS IS THE FEAR IN YOUR HEART, THE FEAR WHICH HAS BEEN PLACED THERE
THROUGH THE WORD OF "O.J"!!.

I am the EVILANGELISTIC PREACHER OF THE END TIMES!!.
This is what they want , so give it to them , WITH FULL THRUST , in
every orifice simultaneously.

GIVE IT TO THEM 'TIL THEIRS EARS BLEED AND EYEBALLS POP!!..
Here's your chance to catch up. My mission is to spread the word of
"Bob", by any means at hand or foot. I shall erase the Pinks and feed
on their flesh, and the flesh of their children and pets. When this is
not possible, I shall defecate in their fridgeshrine in the name of
DOBBS. I shall eat their shoes, and knit them sweaters for Yuletide!.
My essence will exude and contaminate the air , THE PSTENCHE OF THE
SUBGENIUS will be the overwhelming thunder cloud of change. The papal
foot gland will do it's best to offend the Pink with the cultivated
Uberpungency!.

The Pink existence will become more and more difficult as the SCHIZM
PYRAMID CHURCH grows and we flood their minds with the ZIONESQUE
LUBRICATION of the UNNUNS. Our aim is to confuse the controllers,
bringing down the organised religions. For more information contact
POPE "O.J". MIND YOUR HEAD WHEN LEAVING SEAT.

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This is the quaballa of Bob as delivered unto Pope "O.J", by what can
only be defined as "the flaming tongue of Bob".

This communication took place over a three day period between
22:00hrs and 22:30 on 21st day of may 1995.

During this orgasmic trance my body was lifted from the floor and
floated motionless for the duration of the tongueing.

In this state the justification was given first, 13 0 13.

Two halves, each of thirteen, balanced in the centre around nothing.
Then the most obvious one of all J=1.

Taking J as 1, we count the letters of the alphabet to R, this gives
us the pattern to follow, which happens to be a repetition of 8
spaces. Until you have the first thirteen letters, you will notice that in order to obtain the fourteenth letter you must now move 9
spaces, from B to K.

9 SIGNIFIES THE END IN MANY NUMEROLOGICAL SYSTEMS.

Here it signifies the addition of the "0" or an extra space, showing
the end of the first half and the start of the second half.It also
adds just a little chaos to confuse the pinks.

From K you now revert to the magikal number of 8.
This system of divination unlike many other does not promise
enlightenment, but it will serve to create confusion and chaos
where ever it is applied to subgenius text and probably any
other kind of text you wish to read alternative meanings into.
THE KA"Bob"ALLA.

J=1, R=2, Z=3, H=4, P=5, X=6, F=7, N=8, V=9, D=10, L=11, T=12, B=13,
K=14, S=15, A=16, I=17, Q=18, Y=19, G=20, O=21, W=22, E=23, M=24,
U=25, C=26. J+R=3, THE DIVINE TRINITY.

KEY NUMBERS 23, 76, 273.
CHECK OUT KEY NUMBERS FROM THOSE THELEMITE DUDES, THEY WONT MIND.
PYRAMID=93*.

SOON TO BE RELEASED IN "THE BOOK OF FLAWS"by Pope "O.J".

Thankyou for your time, I'll yse it wisely !.
for more information E-mail Pope "O.J"
OJK@abyssal.demon.co.uk.

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