Yeah, I've battled the nicodeamons

, caffienedeamons (deeply in their clutches as we speak, but heck, it's morning here), tranxene demons, college roomates poorly hidden bottle of coedine cough syrup deamons, resin in moms pipe that hasn't been used in 3 years but there's nothing else around and besides I have no money demons, what are these pills demons, take a handful demons, better snort these demons, fuck my nose hurts and I'm not even high deamons, Granmas dead she doesn't need these anymore deamons, who'll get the last hit me or my cranky nancy spungen like girlfriend demons, and many others. Me, I had to go to AA because it was only there that I could find a large group of people involved in the same struggle who I could use as a battery of souls, so to speak, and suck their energy the way that the xists are going to suck the souls out of this big blue marble and go on about business strenthened by the very IFE of others (well maybe not quite like that).
While we're on the subject, let me tell you exactly why I have this tatoo of "BOB"s holy mug on my tricep...see, I'd been going to those AA meetings for a long time, and listening to hordes of mealy mouthed little pinklings talking about "a higher power as I understand him, her, or it) so on my fourth sobriety anniversiry I got this Too so I could rip my shirt off and leap onto the podium screaming YOU'RE WRONG ALL WRONG, THIS IS THE ONLY HIGHER POWER LOOK UPON HIS FACE OR YEA HE WILL CAST YOU OUT INTO THE PIT OF UNHOLY ADDICTION FROM WHENCE YOU FLEE!!!!!!!! HE WILL EAT YOUR SO-CALLED "HIGHER POWERS!"
"Thank you for sharing." They'd all say, and clap amicably....

Oh, the origin of that blurb about Mao. My dear little flower Hsiao Mei (see a picture of her at my home page...note the fact that she's caught in the act of stealing my wallet in the picture, bless her greedy little confucian soul) had stolen my computer from me while I was just about to reply to a letter I'd gotten (in pig latin) from a guy named Noah Stuart. "Let me write, I wanna practice Eengleesh! You tell me what to write and I'll type...ok? OK!" so I dictated a slow rant on themes cross culturally sensitive,
and Hsiao Mei said "Liar! Mao Tse Tung never spoke to "BOB". At that point , "BOB" was considered a tool of the capitalist roader clique led by Deng Hsiao Ping and the still unreformed Zhou en-lai....look here, mao wrote " cho yuan nuh suh toe lai le, ta duh chang hway shr tong fah pei le, wor mayo ting ta shwor shumma " in his memoirs! (Which means "A pipe smoking snake headed man came, his words were sweet smelling farts, and I did not heed his advice"
Shortly therafter, Deng Hsiao ping riveted the masses with his statement "Kai Men shr ho,'Frop lai" (when you open the door, some 'frop comes in the room), and the cultural revolution began

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