>Through miracles in magik and mysticism, I've combined both email messages into one using the techonology that the little orange people who live in the shoebox had given me!!!
>Unfortunately, your first email message has been screened by Conspiracy goons. Please, forgive their ignorance. There are obviously things they don't want you to know.
>>first of all what the hell is xDay
>The day (July 5th, 1998) when the alien saucers (from the planet X) come and take the SubGenii away to Never-ever land!
>>your so called quotes look like
>>cheap rip offs of 'revelations'
>Actually, those quotes were cheap rip offs (cheap because I paid no money for the honour of spouting them for YOU) from 'Revelation X', a brilliant illustrated story-book of the future (available at your local bookstore; published by Simon&Shulster, a Fireside book). However, that was documented on the web page. Perhaps I'll link it up with ordering information. For your own personal information, it can be ordered for $16.50 directly from The Church of the SubGenius by credit card. Phone 1-888-669-2323 to place your order TODAY!
>>you criticised id4 for glorifiing americans... you forgot to notice that it was aimed at an american market...if you get it in your country ok....but to call it on the forth should be a markeeting hint...
>Everything seems to aimed at an Amerikan market. Amerikans are the best bloody consumers in the whole freakin' world!
>I mean, there was nothing wrong with the movie, as it was the biggest joke movie I'd seen in a long time (and certainly the most expensive to make). I don't know whether you saw the entire movie as 'cool' or extremely humourous, as I did.
>I only added the comment on Amerikans when I realized that some of the people in your country took the movie pretty seriously, when in fact it was making fun of Amerikans more than anything else.
>>(aliens are also a marketing hype as well)
>>you watch way too much xfiles
>*I* watch too much X-Files??!? I DO?!? I seldom touch the show. In fact, I seldom watch the good ol' boob-tube. Suckin' the electric teat is not my idea of a good time.
>Aliens are marketing hype...well, that's at least PARTIALLY TRUE. Of course, your whole EXISTANCE has been marketing hype, so what's the difference?
>>For a world that decalares evolution a our source they sure dont understand the theory since it 99.9% destroys any concept of aliens
>Yeah, this is the part I didn't really understand. Did you write this on a Commodore 64 or something? It looks pretty incomplete.
>I'll try to interpret what you've written, though. {CLICK! TRANSLATING AMERIKAN TO ENGLISH...TRANSLATION COMPLETE} Alrighty, my (and Carl Sagan's) question is "Why must evolution exist only on this planet when there are billions and billions of stars?" The fact that it HAS happened proves that it CAN happen! You create the exact same conditions and POOF! sentient life-forms!!!
>>also the movie
>>avoided europe all together..so for all we know the sequal could have europe actually shooting the first down and unable to reach usa
>Sequal?!? AUGH!! No! What'll we call it: "Independence Day 2: Uncle Sam Gets His Hairy Butt Kicked"?
>Or maybe the Amerikans will take advantage of the situation, become characteristic tyrants, and conquer the rest of the world (yeah, right! China'd kick butt!)
>>also the plot of the movies is so simple... to say it ripped off a theological theory is insane....you could say the same of any movie if you havent noticed anything that could be thought of has been thougt of
>>and what is this subgenius thang anyway some new cult or something.
>Huh? 'new' cult?!? Older than time itself!!! Since you obviously have enough time to go looking through search engines on movies that aren't called 'PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE', you must have time to at least LOOK at this site:
>http://www.subgenius.com
>You can also get there, or areas on that server, through my home page (I'm sure you bookmarked it so you can visit everyday!)
>>please dont email me in response
>>i should never have emailed
>Where do you live? I'd like to come and visit you.
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Rev. Noah J. Stewart
Church of the Befuddled Biped
nstewart@ccia.st-thomas.on.ca
http://www.ccia.st-thomas.on.ca/~nstewart/
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