You guys go ahead. I'll catch the next comet.
Heavensgate is gone, unless someone archived it. And such nice young
people, too.
On CNN Crossfire, John Sununu and Geraldine Ferraro tried to pin the
blame on the internet. The guy they interviewed, Jonathan Vankin from
boston, finally had to tell them to knock it off.
On Burden of Proof (Who can we sue?), they interviewed a "Mind Control
Expert." Charles Manson, whose parole hearing was today, said that he
didn't have time for freedom--he's working on a web page.
Noticed the Nikes? Now, THAT'S product placement!
At least we don't have to slurp poisoned pudding to ride the saucers.
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From: pmcguirk@voyager2.cns.ohiou.edu (Patrick McGuirk)
I bet the Reebok people are kicking themselves for discontinuing the
"incubus" line of tennis shoes. Seems there might have been a market for
sneekers that call up demons to suck the life out of you in your sleep.
>At least we don't have to slurp poisoned pudding to ride the saucers.
I'd rather pay twenty bucks anyday - Unless its tapioca; I love me a good
bucket of tapioca puddin and a bag over my head.
Patrick
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From: dflync01@homer.louisville.edu (David F Lynch)
I've been following the Conspiracy media closely over the last couple days,
to see what they have to say about it. There's a lot of "analyses" and such
on cults, and anything that could help our organization get ahead is
appreciated. One thing that is mentioned is that mostly intelligent
people join cults. This is a problem. The vast majority of people out
there are dumbshits who are perfectly satisfied with the lies they done been
bred on. We have to lead them to find their current lies unacceptable
in order that they may partake of our lies. Unfortunately, and this is
both a good and a bad thing, humans are infinitely capable of ignorance.
We must drive this world literally crazy to a point where even the most
insensate pulp cannot tolerate it. We must engage in the cultification of
Normalcy.
--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man
dflync01@homer.louisville.edu/"There's vomit all over my pants!"-Neil Peart
For a bad time see http://www.rlabs.com/lynch (.)(.) Please email followups
PERFECT SLACK FOREVER|ROUND THINGS ARE BORING|I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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From: fernandinande@SPAMsuper.zippo.com (Fernandinande)
Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 18:10:27 GMT
Organization: SnarlyRatwareIndustrialSpyConglomerate
On Sun, 30 Mar 1997 07:55:29 -0800, "Dr. Hieronymous Zinn"
<ruthy2425@asu.campus.mci.net> wrote:
>Carl Guderian wrote:
>>
>>
>> At least we don't have to slurp poisoned pudding to ride the saucers.
>
>I'm voting for poisoned Chinese or Mexican food.
>
Me too! A poisoned beefcombo and a poisoned margarita...or 2 or 3.
And a handful of japelenos with extra poison.
>Come to think of it, a nice Arsenic Chicken Cacciatore!
Or maybe the Pois-Pois platter?
-
Muffy and his sidekick, Fernandinande
[remove email address to get SPAM]
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From: "Dr.Ginsu" <jch1@voicenet.com>
Carl Guderian wrote:
>
> Noticed the Nikes? Now, THAT'S product placement!
>
> At least we don't have to slurp poisoned pudding to ride the saucers.
You folks here at alt.slack ought to consider yourselves LUCKY that you
joined the right mind-control cult. All of the rich, talented cultists
had to go and kill themselves, while the poor and talentless SubGeniuses
get to cling to the last thread of life with every ounce of strength
they have. Consider yourselves LUCKY, I say.
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