mtownsend@interramp.com (Michael Townsend) wrote:
> >: mtownsend@interramp.com (Michael Townsend) writes:
> >: >Hey Zoogz, I've always dug your stuff on Hour Of Slack -- how about
> >: >sending something for MY radio show buddy?
(Zoogz Rift (The Liquid Moamo)) wrote
> >: Never mind THAT crap! Where's that BLOW JOB I was asking about?
> You mean you'd rather have 20 seconds of tingle from one of Tarla's
> 'electronic blowjobs' than 500 HOURS OF SLACK??? Not me. Oooh no, not
> me.
I dunno, man. I've HAD that 500 Hours of Slack, well, ALMOST 500... MORE
if you count the Media Barrages... and I got the 20 second tingle from
Tarla, and I'd have to say it's a real close one to call.
On the other hand, I have NO DOUBT that giving Zoogz the bj would beat
BOTH PUT TOGETHER. But Zoogz doesn't WANT the blow job from me. (I
seriously doubt it, anyway.) (Thank GOD.)
C'mon, y'all. Zoogz is a CELEBRITY! Among mutants, he's THOUSANDS of times
more of a celeb than, say, Michael Jackson or even Elvis -- BY VIRTUE OF
HIS VERY OBSCURITY AMONG THE NORM-WORMS!! He's also a PRO WRESTLING
celebrity. I must join Zoogz in asking, WHERE ARE THE MUTATED GROUPIES?
The only alt.slack regulars that seem to have any real GROUPIES are Tarla
and Nickie. And The Flooze would, if she would ever get off her divine
butt and COMMANDEER her husband's MACHINES. But they're all GIRLS!!
Zoogz, I guess these SubGenius babes just don't play by the same rules as
the normal show biz world.
Rev. Ivan "Angry White Boy" Stang
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Subject: Re: WHAT ABOUT ZOOGZ?
From: ncm5662@is2.nyu.edu (Nicole C. Michaud)
"All GIRLS," huh? Well, what do you expect? When females are so scarce,
even a hero like ZOOGZ gets left in the dust.
-----Rev. Nickie
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Subject: Re: WHAT ABOUT ZOOGZ?
From: IDGHTMS@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU (Zoogz Rift (The Liquid Moamo))
Women are better than men. I've always felt that way. Women are usually
full of shit, but men are not only full of shit, but they're also
really, really STOOPID.
I thank you for your time.
--Rev.Moamosan
p.s. Am I really your hero?
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Subject: Re: WHAT ABOUT ZOOGZ?
From: ncm5662@is2.nyu.edu (Nicole C. Michaud)
Well, maybe. But most women I know are totally uptight. The opposite
attitude usually happens as a backlash to this- in order to NOT be
perceived as uptight, some women are overly huggy-kissy to every man they
meet. Finding a happy medium seems to be really difficult for most females.
-----Rev. Nickie
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Subject: Re: WHAT ABOUT ZOOGZ?
From: mtownsend@interramp.com (Michael Townsend)
I disagree. Men are full of shit. Women are full of...liquid.
-Dad-
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Subject: Re: WHAT ABOUT ZOOGZ?
From: iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE)
-=> Quoting I.stang @metronet.com*9 to All <=-Re: WHAT ABOUT ZOOGZ?
I@> WRESTLING celebrity. I must join Zoogz in asking, WHERE ARE THE MUTATED
I@> GROUPIES? The only alt.slack regulars that seem to have any real
I@> GROUPIES are Tarla and Nickie. And The Flooze would, if she would ever
I@> get off her divine butt and COMMANDEER her husband's MACHINES. But
I@> they're all GIRLS!!
Zoogz WAS, I've no doubt, quite the interesting little queef IN HIS DAY
(tuesday, march 24, 1972) but hey, let's face it, dude has crusted UP...
YOU, Stangling Warrior With Kung Fu Dick-Grip(tm), wouldn't notice a
fuzzy snatch photo unless there was a microdot of HALF a swiss army bank
account number in her navel... so how the fuck would you KNOW if a groupie
had written you, unless she specifically offered you CASH to treat her
like one?
Really love telling you this... I get gushy fan mail alla time... I got
three marriage proposals this week (from women... I ain't counting that Toe
Scum guy)! In fact, my fan mail gets kinda unwieldy at times... upwards of
8 to 10 letters a day.
Nickie gets fan mail??? FOR WHAT... "SLAYER RULES"? Shit, I'll KEEP killing
that bitch 'til she STAYS dead. Titties don't win ya NUTHIN' at THIS
carnival! The only fan mail that damp rag ever got was from me, and that
was more on the order of "you one ugly ass dried strip o' wurm-jerky"
mail. I only sent it because she seemed to need some attention. She's
"special" that way...
ICEKNIFE
... NAMASTE! Awareness Training: SASE and $1 to P.O.BOX 140306 Dallas TX 75214
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Subject: Re: WHAT ABOUT ZOOGZ?
From: ncm5662@is2.nyu.edu (Nicole C. Michaud)
Zoogz Rift (The Liquid Moamo) (IDGHTMS@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU) wrote:
: iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE) writes:
: > SHADDAP, YOU FREEZE-DRIED MOOSEPOOP-POP! NOT EVERY WOMAN WANTS OR FEELS
: > THE "NEED" TO BE "NORMAL" AND FIND A MEDIUM 'YOU' ARE HAPPY WITH...
: > SOME PEOPLE REALLY DO WANT TO SLAM AN ICICLE INTO YOUR EYE!
: > OTHER PEOPLE REALLY DO WANNA HUMP YER LEG ON THE FRONT PORCH!
: > THE FLAMING BOOT OF RAS AL GHUL IS PLANTED KNEE DEEP IN YER ASS!
: > ICEKNIFE
: Oh dear.
: --Zoogz
Well, you know, the medium is the message, after all.
-----Rev. "N"
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