John Russell <johnr@chch.planet.co.nz> wrote:
: >> [I found this in the U.S. Patents database. JZ!, what a pair of
: >> sicko minds thought *this* up!]
: >> The nature of the invention is one of bodily harm to men during
: >>the act of rape. It is an intra-vaginal anti-rape device which consists of a thin
: >> rubber pocket, reinforced in a cage-like manner with heavier rubber, which
: >> fills the vaginal cavity and has at its open end, at the vaginal opening,
: >> a flexible metal rim containing, within its circumference, pointed,
: >> curved, plastic spears which trap a rapist's penis by embedding their
: >> points under the head of the penis upon outward movement.
>rwo@raptor.eng.ufl.edu (Video Jesus) wrote:
>Co-o-o-o-o-o-l.
>So, it's re-usable then? it automatically 'resets' after forced
>penis extraction? I have to wonder how many 'shots' it's good for.
>"Maybe I fucked five guys, or maybe I fucked six. Do you feel
> lucky, punk?"
: hehehehe..
: one thing tho...don't you think this might hurt the female in a way.
: I mean think about it. The guy is now "stuck" to her. He might strangle
: her to death so he can get his penis out of her.
I've seen a few comments like that, going as far as to say what they would
do, in no uncertain macho terms. And you know what? They're all bullshit.
I've seen a guy with his pecker slashed. This happens to someone, and
they're not going to fight anything or anyone. They're going to curl up
fetal style and cry. About the only thing they're going to beat is their
feet against the ground while they scream for someone to come help them.
Think about it. If this device is still in her, and clamped on him, ever
move he makes will just chew more meat. And all she'd have to do is keep
moving to keep him screaming for mercy. He'd by entirely helpless up to and
including if she decided to walk off with it as a souvenier. If he even made
a move like that, he'd learn not to, real fast. If he didn't pass out from
shock.
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Subject: Re: Trap! (a sick invention...)
From: c3po@ix.netcom.com (Richard Boyd)
I think the guy who was here looking for a device to crush his balls,
several weeks ago, would like this thing.
Sounds nasty I must admit. But if you expect women to walk around with
these things uh... "installed" all the time, then you better put
vibrators in them. And a tampax version for "that time of the month"
would probably be a good idea, too. And what about toxic shock syndrome?
Also, how are you going to keep it in, once the trap is sprung, super
glue?
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Subject: Re: Trap! (a sick invention...)
From: tal@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Tom Lichy)
Richard Boyd wrote:
*Also, how are you going to keep it in, once the trap is sprung, super
*glue?
Hey hang on! You *don't* want it to stay in cos then you'll remain attached
to him.
( Of course if you *DO* manage to make it stay in, you can wrench the spikes
off his choad with a neat swivel of the hips and leave it in bleeding
tatters....)
I think the idea would be that he impales you, and then the trap impales
his choad in turn, and feeling a somewhat intense agony he pulls out, drawing the
trap with him, and curls up in a ball of agony, leaving you to kick him in the eye
<HARD> with your pointy shoe, and do a runner to the cop shop. ("Wanted: an
enunch with a burst eyeball.")
If he's stupid enough, his first reaction on withdrawing and seeing it might be
to promptly yank the trap off, thus ripping his PurpleHelmet completely off.
As the choad is at the moment engorged and congested with blood, the effect will
be somewhat akin to running over a fire hydrant with a car, only in a more
tasteful shade of red. Then again, it might be more like a giant exploding
balloon of crimson blood splattering over the wall, the floor, you and him. What
taste! Quick grab a camera! If the blood does not seem to be pumping out fast enough,
apply these lips to the mutiliated remains of his ManTool and S-U-C-K! Give
him the FinalBlowJob(tm). As his life ebbs away, his last sight will be of
you draining his vitality through his ex-manhood. Get your own back
on these years of harvesting CheezyDiks and KILL the bastard!
Regards,
Tom.
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Subject: Re: Trap! (a sick invention...)
From: Joseph Betz <Joseph.Betz@mixcom.com>
clavis@phantom.com (Grand Clavister)
writes:
>Hate to be serious for a moment, but I would like to see the disease
>cured and not the symptoms. That is, what causes a man to rape?
Lack of pussy, of course.
>How can we cure a man of this urge?
Well, you could get down on all fours and offer yourself to him, you know,
to satisfy his urge to brutally plunge his throbbing cock in and out of the
nearest fuckhole, tearing the flesh around his turgid member assunder,
culminating in pumping spurt after spurt of hot, salty manchowder into your
distended rectum.
Or something like that.
>If we can't cure him, what desert island can
>we cargo-drop him onto?
Try Jamaica. At least they have good hash. Maybe if he can keep a buzz on,
he won't be so fucking horny...
>Clavis
>(who has a dick and knows when and where to whip it)
"Whinnnnnney"
*ziiiiip*
--
Joseph.Betz@mixcom.com
(Wisconsin: Behind the Cheese Curtain)
"I have lots of sympathy for the male mink.
They are big, they are mean, they fuck alot.
If they could ride Harleys they would have
it made." - Julian Macassey
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Subject: Re: Trap! (a sick invention...)
From: clavis@phantom.com (Grand Clavister)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless,alt.sex
Joseph Betz (Joseph.Betz@mixcom.com) wrote:
: In <3k0db2om.com> clavis@phantom.com (Grand Clavister) writes:
: >Hate to be serious for a moment, but I would like to see the disease
: >cured and not the symptoms. That is, what causes a man to rape?
: Lack of pussy, of course.
ALright, we've settled that time-honored social problem... now what?
: >How can we cure a man of this urge?
: Well, you could get down on all fours and offer yourself to him, you know,
: to satisfy his urge to brutally plunge his throbbing cock in and out of the
: nearest fuckhole, tearing the flesh around his turgid member assunder,
: culminating in pumping spurt after spurt of hot, salty manchowder into your
: distended rectum.
ALright. You first. I have a couple of demi-urges I'd like to introduce
you to.
: Or something like that.
"Something", indeed.
: >If we can't cure him, what desert island can
: >we cargo-drop him onto?
: Try Jamaica. At least they have good hash. Maybe if he can keep a buzz on,
: he won't be so fucking horny...
Good idea. That's good. Verrrry good.
: >Clavis
: >(who has a dick and knows when and where to whip it)
: "Whinnnnnney"
: *ziiiiip*
Oh, I see your problem. You must have thought I said "has a DUCK and
knows how to use it." Well, next time, if you're ready to "enter the
dragon", so to speak, we'll see if we can't fix you up with Barnacle Bill
or some such fellow. FJORD!!
: --
: | Joseph.Betz@mixcom.com | "I have lots of sympathy for the male mink. |
| They are big, they are mean, they fuck alot. |
: | Wisconsin: Behind the | If they could ride Harleys they would have |
: | Cheese Curtain | it made." - Julian Macassey |
Welcome to New York, shithook. We clean our gutters with guys from Wisconsin.
Clavis
(Who thinks Wisconsin is full of drunk almost-hicks wearing beer-hats)
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