EARTHSTATION1 -- Rev. Eyre Rend's incredible archive of SOUND FILES of every kind -- HAS MOVED TO:
http://www.attention.net/wandarer/homepage.html
HYPERMEGATHISISISIS TEMPLE:
http://home.earthlink.net/~wandarer/praizbob.html
Churchill in TrueSpeech:
http://www.attention.net/wandarer/churchil.html
Historical wavs in TrueSpeech:
http://www.attention.net/wandarer/history.html
Jerky Boyz:
http://home.earthlink.net/~wandarer/jrkyboyz.html

Animation Nerd's Paradise:
http://www.2cowherd.net/catseye/anp/
Nuku Nuku
Michelle Klein-Hass...NurdGoddess, Webslinger and all around nice gal

?? (This was one of those slightly unclear messages) --
'The one listed towards the bottom of the page is actually a world wide
religion contest for who has the best religion/deity. The link you have on
the page is incorrect. It should be http://www.txmusic.com/church'

Other Sites on SunSITE:
http://sunsite.unc.edu/prp-bin/showsafeindex.cgi

Rev. Heidi Olson:
Bad Sister Heidi Spudgirl
www.execpc.com/~strategi/heidi

http://www.fringeware.com/anathema
you ought to take a look at http://www.fringeware.com/anathema/captian.html

http://users.multiverse.com/~dleibow/

Yeah, I know you guys have received a million awards. But I enjoy Bob's
Wisdom so much I added him to my Exon Awards site
http://members.aol.com/scroach1/award.htm
anyway. Hopefully, you'll get
lots of extra hits because New Agers really loath my site, yet they're
like moths drawn to a light. (Or like Uri Geller to a spoon.)
My World: http://members.aol.com/scroach1/homepage.htm

yeti
http://www.abctravel.com/db/data/60260.html

Detailed report from the first inaugral
head launching carried out by the nth Odinist Basark Clench of the High
Unpredictable Stark Fist (for truly we pleased the Open Golfers not)
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/slugsie/

Somewhat Slackful Website full of inane bells, whistles and other
annoying Netscape-enhanced doodads:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/6529/

From ol' ID McConville:
just put The Fog on SubSITE today...it's a SERIOUS time degradation
device.:
http://www.subgenius.com/faketime/
and
Made an Anti-"Bob" flag, just in case he decides to rear his ugly
florescent green head at any time on SubSITE.
sunsite.unc.edu/sugenius/flag.html

Large database of esoteric knowledge:
Isis Unveiled
http://www.dingir.org/occult/index.html
Illuminated Internet section on specific organizations.

Connie Dobbs
is never payed enough attention (or so she says).... she came to me in
my sleep (in my mouth) with a banG and told me some SECRETS of
Uberfemininity that MUST be shared with the realm of GIRLY-GIRLS of
the church.... she ranted about how this world is pretty pathetic in its
estrogeneticly spurned SEXuality and ordered me to help spread the
vibes to the pink-strangled chick-a-dees who don't know yet WHY they
don't fit in with the virgin-worshipping-cheshire-cutie-pie-bonbon-eating
masses of females(?) and have YET to discover & disrobe their
YETI-ness!
This is my mission cats & chicks. Build a temple to the Uberbitch on the
web and fill it with her ooey-gooey femme-slack..... available for
SubGenii worldwide to lap up by the tongue-full..... I am collecting Connie
-related pictures, stories, quotes, stats, measurements, sightings,
dreams, tastes, et cetera.......
I would also like to list the urls of female and male subgenius' personal
homepages.....
Please SEND me all you have (Connie stuff, sugestions, money, house
deeds, vw parts, children, dogs) to me!!!!
Connie consumes!!
Thanks mucho,
babs
http://www.lookup.com/homepages/86599/home.html
My MEAGER start to the connie-o-rama:
http://members.tripod.com/~babs777/index.html

About 350 lb. retarded schizophrenic musician
Wesley Willis
http://members.tripod.com/%7ERoadTrip/wesleywillis.html
(He sings such hits as "I Whupped Batman's Ass.")

We are announcing release of the "Through the Eyes of Vincent Van Gogh"
CD, an interactive multimedia journey through the life and art of
Vincent Van Gogh, and a Van Gogh Museum. http://www.galileoconcepts.com/mm

H. P. Lovecraft Web Page
http://www.primenet.com/~dloucks/hpl

Burning Man festival:
http://www.istorm.com/burningman/

Auricular Immersion Media
http://www.auricular.com/AIM/ "the online magazine taking aim against the media world"

Article about Stang in Internet Underground:
http://www.underground-online.com/archive/issue4/subgen/index.html

>>Congratulations, your site has been chosen as the Web Snob's Pick of the
>>week. You may visit the Web Snob's Pick of the week at :
>>http://members.aol.com/lynn919985/index.html

JIMI HENDRIX http://light.iinet.net.au/~voodoo

If you ever wondered what Jimi listened to at home:
http://www.dc.enews.com/magazines/guitar_player/archive/960401-002.html
Contains an extensive list of the album collection Jimi had with
Kathy Etchingham.

Al Phlipp International House of Freaks
http://www.ransomgroup.com/al_phlipp/

THE SCOOP (Bob Harris commentaries) in RealAudio:
www.webactive.com.

Virtual Fooles Troupe:
http://www.powerup.com.au/~rhayes/vfoolshm.htm

>Didn't know if you've seen this li'l site from HECK!
http://www.gaijin.com/EvilPeople/

A postcard from Reverend Unibomber is waiting at Crushed Electric Postcards
Stop by the pickup window at:
http://www.crushed.com/getpostcard.cgi?4413-140

Berin Kinsman
Publisher, L'Avventura Games
http://www.indirect.com/www/torque/welcome.htm

Grudnuk in Extremis Cabal, Terra
http://itclub.mur.csu.edu.au/~gths/grudnuk/
Graham the Happy Scum GiECT KSC KotF ktASIOa Graham Hubert Freeman
http://itclub.mur.csu.edu.au/~gths
'Radioactives and Mortals do not mix'

Slackart by Curtis A. Anderson available through
ftp://ftp.servtech.com/pub/users/cra/bobstuff.

Rev. Guy Hoyle
http://www.chrysalis.org/guyhoyle/

>Oh yeah. Did I point you to
>http://www.aye.net/~abrupt/house
>yet? If so, be sure to check out the Kate Moss: Angel of Death section.

NORTH TEXAS MUSIC FOUNDATION
http://www.tahperd.sfasu.edu/ntmf/ntmf.html
rrita1@ix.netcom.com (Ranger Rita)
(The folks who USED to run KNON in Dallas, striving to start a new station! For "BOB"!!)

Please check the Bloody Links page from
the Caverns Of Blood main page to verify the information is
correct. http://www.ioc.net/~kevcom/Main/Caverns.html

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>..the S.P.U.D. nation, something about a conspiracy of
>eggplants, and an attitude bar none...their web address thingy is
>http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/2801/spud.html

Do a Lycos or Alta Vista search with Amsterdam and cannibis or other
synomyms and you'll get some COOL Shit.
Start with:
http://www.niad.nl/fc1uk.htm
http://www.calyx.net/marijuana.html

You have an EZ-Card from GG Gordon at
http://clix.net/clix/ezcards/getcard.phtml?CardCode=841704684
If your have problems with the instructions above you can also go to
http://clix.net/clix/ezcards/getcard.phtml and enter 841704684
as your special code in order to get your message.

The Church of Tina Chopp
http://www.aa.net/cotc/
Check it out for Vegetable Sacrifice, Snake Fondling and Bizarre Sex.
And discover the answer to the question:
"Is Tina "Bob"?"

"YOUR Passion for LIFE" is http://dhea.natureplus.com
Take advantage of the amazing benefits of DHEA. In the search for the
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, DHEA is a must README.

From: mathew <meta@harlequin.co.uk>
Mac software contribution
http://www.pobox.com/~meta/
I've got a patcher which updates MacOS 7.5.3 so that the normal
"MacOS" startup screen is replaced by "SlackOS", in the appropriate
font, complete with the "killing time" SubGenius logo.
I can send it to you as a mail attachment, or make it available via
HTTP from my web page. It's 90K (stuffed). meta@pobox.com

Sarah Jacobson
Station Wagon Productions
For info on our film Mary Jane we have a web page at
www.sirius.com/~lenny/maryj2.html
I also write an underground film column at
www.filmzone.com
where I write about other cool films I've seen and plug the hell out of Mary Jane, including mentioning that I sell copies of my last film I WAS A TEENAGE SERIAL KILLER ($15pp), MARY JANE t-shirts ($15pp))

Must see! http://www.adultclub.com
Free Automated Membership.

Entropy Gradient Reversals
All Noise - All the Time
http://www.panix.com/~clocke/EGR/

If you do anything else this lifetime, you've got to check out:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~wichm/psymove.html

Brother Cleve Dunkan:
http://www.chaoskitty.com/t_chaos/bcleve.html

A free IQ test that makes you smile! Fun and witty, while you smirk.
http://www.iqtest.com/

Despite my hatred of computers, I have thrown up
(ooooh, bad pun) a tax write-off, er ah, I mean, web page.
http://users.why.net/analog.research
Rev. St. Gungee Bleenthrixel, the Degaussed, Ascended mutant, Deacon of the
Diocese of the Divine Divan.
Check it out...then go up a couple of levels.

http://pdb.pdb.bnl.gov/expasy/sw3dimg/JPEG/S3D00231.jpg

Type in just about any 2 letters for a query...
the stereo images are the best.
-- ricko

Rev. Lord Capt. Phil Dostoevsky:
"I heard that you're so tight, yer love it squeaks."
http://lod.com/~malik/
CULT OF THE CRAIG CONDIT!
IT'S NAKED!!!

The evil bob's campaign is underway to assisanate connie and take the
toys away from her (hundreds, no milliuons) poor kids, to help
the evil, greedy Cristocrats and Cristovangolists. Further subversive
images from a campagin to expose this evil false "bob" can be found,
downloaded, altered, and subversed at
http://hamp.hampshire.edu/~khbF95/Public_html/force.html

Dr. P/V
http://hamp.hampshire.edu/~eprF94/index.html
Sure we've got our own axe to grind, or pill to pop, or frop to
smoke, or grong to grope, but that can still mean more slack...i
think.

"Mother of all stark fists": http://www.kronia.com/~kronia

Today, there have been a total of 2316 accesses by 476 unique hosts viewing an average of 4.9 pages related to SubSITE. Of these, 0 (0%) have been from The Subgenius Foundation, and 2316 (100%) have been from outside hosts. There have been a total of 13013 hits and 25 errors related to SubSITE, accounting for 4.35% of total server hits and consisting of 216578 kilobytes of information. There have been 160.6 accesses per hour, and at this rate, SubSITE will get 3855 accesses today.

Blowing Up a Whale Carcass:
http://www.halcyon.com/ralphs/ for a quicktime version of the newsclip, complete with the explosion and sound effects.

Racquel takes a sponge bath..extra slack from The Virtual One's birthday mirth..
http://www.bubba.com/Lworkwork.shtml

Katlady
http://home.earthlink.net/~katlady/

A SubGenius view of INDEPENDENCE DAY:
http://www.ccia.st-thomas.on.ca/~nstewart/id4.html

The Strange Case of the Lost Elvis Diaries.
http://home.mem.net/~welk/elvisdiaries.html
A serialized mystery parody about a reporter's search for Elvis' legendary lost diaries. (It's sort of a cross between The Maltese Falcon and Viva Las Vegas.)

GOBLIN magazine -- wonderful interviews with famous weird hipsters
http://www.sonic.net/~goblin

ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME THAT JESUS DIED FOR HIS SINS?

Jesus H. Christ, Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Pope John Paul 2.0, Mother Teresa,
Bill Gates, Pat Robertson, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Rush Limbaugh and Robert Carr
are all going STRAIGHT TO HELL.

LOVE SIN BUT NOT THE SINNER...

Bitchslap any or all of the above through the Nine Circles of Hell to the
Eternal Torment they so richly deserve. Fear no god or master as you send
your victim screaming down the Portal Potty into the nether regions of Hades.
Your penile dimensions will triple when you make them squeal like a pig with
the Cursor of Torture!

IT IS BETTER TO RULE IN APPLE THAN TO SERVE IN MICROSOFT...

System Requirements: Macintosh with 68030 or higher processor, 2.5 megs of
RAM and 32-bit Color QuickDraw. Power Mac recommended.

THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH SHAREWARE FEES...

STRAIGHT TO HELL (1300K) may be obtained at the Lamprey Systems' Web Page of the Damned (http://users.aol.com/lampreysys/index.html) or by emailing Lamprey Systems at smurfboy@aol.com or lamprey@micron.net
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The CAPTAIN MIKE WEBPage
http://members.aol.com/Mike3142/index.html

If you check out www.amazon.com, by the way, a big Internet
bookseller, and look up the Book of the Subgenius, you can read user reviews of that book. When you do, the ONE review you will see (which says, among other things, that it is one's religious duty to purchase it -- plus 10 copies for your friends) was written by yours truly. You, or "Bob", can also get on there and declare that you are the Author and want to comment on the book. Might be kinda fun. Might also be fun to have the faithful deluge them with more rave reviews on all the books.
Matt Richards

>From: Don Lancaster <don@zekes.com>
>Organization: Synergetics
>check your site link at tinaja.com
>A reverse link would be appreciated.