Does anyone out there know why men's bathrooms are messier than women's
bathrooms when women have more kinds of goo to ooze from their orifices?
-jon
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Subject: Re: "Men's" and "Women's" bathrooms?
From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)
I believe it has something to do with the fact that a woman has to
be really drunk to pee on her own foot, where a man can do it just by not
paying enough attention.
In Europe men are given an entire wall to pee against while in
this great nation we must hit a target which is at best only about a foot
square. Not as easy as it sounds, especially if you're trying to tell a
joke or hold four heavy books under your left arm with an overcoat on.
Really, though, any amount of oozing is tidier than the absurd
spray nozzle it is the male's curse to bear. Oh, and men are generally a
lot STUPIDER about really easy things like not making messes, closing
doors, picking up trash, things like that. Men are idiots. I know, I am
one. All us guys should be requested to bury ourselves alive. the world
would be a much better place, believe me.
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The goo quotient does not affect the equation. Even if it did,
some men -- like Rush Limbaugh -- ooze more kinds of goo than any
woman, some of them without benefit of an orifice.
Mark E. Smith
mesmith@cris.com
marksmith@ins.infonet.net
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Subject: Re: "Men's" and "Women's" bathrooms?
From: bradh@armory.com (Mr. DNA)
Its because the Con pays people to travel around and spray every public rest-
room with diarrhea and piss on every seat and roll of toilet paper just
so us traveling SubGeniuses can't enjoy a good excremeditation when on the road.
They don't hit women's bathrooms (YET) because there's no easily explainable
reason for the seat in a women's bathroom to be covered in urine., BUT THEY ARE
WORKING ON ONE.
Soon, we'll have to sit on our OWN toilets in our very own homes 24 hours a day
with high powered assault rifles just to defend them from roving bands of CON
paid mercenaries just LOOKING for a toilet seat to piss on and willing to break
in to private homes to find them! We'll be hiding our toilets and disguising
them as refrigerators and household pets by 1998! It's a sign of the end times
.
Our public institutions are already worthless shit-on, smelly things not fit to
rub your ASS against, and ITS GETTING WORSE. IT'S SPREADING! SOON IT WILL BE
IN EVERY HOME IN AMERICA, AND THEN THE WORLD!
B E W A R E!
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