Lewis De Payne <lewiz@netcom.com> wrote:
>Alright... Speed Seduction - a method of persuasion involving the use
>of NLP (neuro linguistic programming) to produce the desired states in
>your subject. In the case of Speed Seduction, states of incredible
>connection and lust can be produced in women within 20 minutes, causing
>them to desire physical and emotional attachment to you. A 3/4 page ad
>for Speed Seduction can be found in the Feb. issue of Penthouse magazine.
> Captain Language.
Speed seduction explained. The short version.
A. go to singles bar.
B. find desperate, ugly woman. Usually the one in a revealing dress,
whimpering and rubbing thighs together.
C. Sit down next to her and introduce yourself, and let her ply
you with drink.
D. After third quick drink, say, "Let's go fuck."
If B. is not available, don't hang around, go find a sleazier bar.
Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope Of Houston
Slack!
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No Sex? Try This
From: ncm5662@is2.nyu.edu (Nicole C. Michaud)
Earlier, there was a post regarding "speed seduction" that involved going
to a bar and picking up the loneliest-looking ugly woman you could find.
Now really. As SubGeniuses, if indeed you ARE a SubGenius, you should be
ashamed to follow this advice. Now, suggesting it to normal "friends" is
another matter. But the main problem, as I see it with SubGenius males,
is that of CONFIDENCE. Even the most dominatrix-like SubGenii females
can't stand the self-hating wishy-washyness of the pink "dude".
Geekiness is another matter entirely. It all depends on how you
pull it off. If you're a geek, be proud of it, man. Nothing gets my
UberHormones rolling like a skinny bespectacled Physics teacher....Yow!
I've even seen *large* guys, with the right kind of slack, that were
fighting off the chicks, man. Just quit fighting it. There's nothing I
hate to see more than a deserving Sub male with nothing to do on a
Saturday night (not that I feel obliged to DO anything about it
PERSONALLY, mind you).
*you have been blessed by a communication from*
-----UBERMistress Rev. Nickie
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Subject: Re: No Sex? Try This
From: TarlaStar <bmyers@ionet.net>
jasiglar@tiac.net (Jamie Siglar) wrote:
> ncm5662@is2.nyu.edu (Nicole C. Michaud) writes:
> > Geekiness is another matter entirely. It all depends on how you
> > pull it off. If you're a geek, be proud of it, man. Nothing gets my
> > UberHormones rolling like a skinny bespectacled Physics teacher....Yow!
> > I've even seen *large* guys, with the right kind of slack, that were
> > fighting off the chicks, man. Just quit fighting it. There's nothing I
> > hate to see more than a deserving Sub male with nothing to do on a
> > Saturday night (not that I feel obliged to DO anything about it
> > PERSONALLY, mind you).
> What she said, dudes.
> Of course, bathing regularly helps, too.
> HTH,
> --jas
> --Within hours, I'll be sending MY U$30 to "Bob", where's YOURS?
> >>-- Cross-Platform Multimedia development by and for Subgenii --<<
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Subject: No Sex? Try This
From: bmyers@ionet.net
Laid-ies...I must disagree with you to a point. Now, I believe that
it is my RIGHT as a SubG female to get only the best. I mean, I
expect to be able to use up a series of perfectly formed human males
and toss the husks aside like used condoms. Frankly, If Sternodox can
shove HIS gland into everything that walks, crawls, slithers and
eventually explodes on this planet, then certainly *I* can choose
to spread for, and engulf only the finest specimens. Additionally,
there seems to be this assumption that SubG men are all geeks. I
seriously doubt that. Frightening in large numbers, perhaps, but
not necessarily all mutants. I'm sorry girls, all this talk about
glands and such has whetted my appetite...time to go show "Mr.
One-Eye" the portals of heaven.
Rideo ergo sum-Tarla
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Subject: Re: No Sex? Try This
From: ncm5662@is2.nyu.edu (Nicole C. Michaud)
Well, YEAH, shit, I've done that. I was real big on it around the age of
17. I can be fun, granted, but I got real bored of it after the summer
was over. Human males are a lot like realistic vibrators- good to play
with, but eventually you want the real thing. It might *feel* the same,
but it just don't PHEEL the same, if you know what I mean. Bimboys can't
give you real slack.
: Additionally,
: there seems to be this assumption that SubG men are all geeks. I
: seriously doubt that. Frightening in large numbers, perhaps, but
: not necessarily all mutants.
Well, they don't necessarily have to look like mutants. I never said
that. Mutations can be quite nice, though. It just depends on what's
MUTATED. "We're all DEVO".
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Subject: Re: No Sex? Try This
From: ncm5662@is2.nyu.edu (Nicole C. Michaud)
TarlaStar (bmyers@ionet.net) wrote:
: Ah Reverend Nickie, I may not have made myself clear...When I
: consume flesh I want it to be rare. I don't consume SubG's...
: they're so hard to swallow. Believe me, what you enjoyed at 17
: you enjoy even more at 41.
Hard to swallow, huh? True, perhaps. But I've always, in my own personal
preference, found that to be a GOOD thing. Very good. Who I dealt with at
17, I can't imagine having the patience for at 41.
: I'm considering doing a little recombinant DNA experimentation here
: on the farm. Perhaps I can mutate something nice for you with a
: proper pstench.
Thanks! While I do already have my hands full, so to speak, I'm always in
the market for extracurricular activities.
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