You got it all wrong, Philo. It's "Youssef snatched grandma's face and
made a sandwich out of it." Remember? That one time? That time when
Shayla was passed out drunk at the Corpses' Grope-Threat Sock Hop over
at Whites Southern Pit when the Samuels Brothers got all them boys to
heave her into the "tilting boxcar" and grandma showed up without a face
and you took one look at that sandwich you'd just bitten into and lacked
to of throwed UP! Cracked us all up, if you'll recall. And "grandma's
snatch" is, of course, a misnomer since she donated HERS to Mary Tyler
Moore back in the early 1960s, if I'm not mistaken. Which I HAVE been
known to BE on occassion. Mistaken that is, not guilty of eating my OWN
grandma's FACE on wheat bread with those fucked up sweet pickles she
used to shove down our throats after we convicted G.I. Joe of high treason
and decapitated him with our Boy Scout hand axe. YOU remember.
(Where's that frappy you owe me?)
Spermo
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From: philo@lil.gbroagfran.com
Subject: Re: YOUR FACE AND GRANDMA'S SNATCH
Yeah sure I remember... like it was yesterday! How could any idiot forget
something like that! But hey man, it was Grandma herself let me STORE YOUR
frappy in that one place she sold to MTM. So you FUCKED up by lettin' her do
it! Why'd you do it man, huh??? So anyway we're even on that frappy now, man!
Cause you FUCKED up and all. And besides she was YOUR Grandma first! And now
Sphinx is your Grandpa, since he and your slut of a Grandma are doin' the bad
thang now even without her pussy!! HA HA HA HA. What a pleasantly hideous
thought!!!
Hey what's all this stuff about some kinda DOKSTOK or something. Seems like I
heard something.
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Subject: Re: YOUR FACE AND GRANDMA'S SNATCH
From: philo@lil.gbroagfran.com
In article <i.stang-3004952224210001@net99.metronet.compee?,
<i.stang@metronet.compee? writes:
pee? Dr. Drummond, pee?
pee? That is really really juvenile. I ASKED you whether we were gonna vote to
pee? buy Travolta over from the ERH head, not about your evil insane-cop FACE
pee? and YOUR grandma's snatch!
pee?
pee? MUST you?? I mean REALLY.
pee?
pee?
pee?
pee? Rev. Ivan "Self Restraint" Stang
pee?
I'm sorry Reverend Stange but you didn't realize that she was Sterno's Grandma
all along and now HE'S Sphinx's Step-Grandson. Juvenile or not, can you
imagine the horror?
Sickeningly Yours,
Philo "The truth with no apology" Drummond
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