Disgusting RantOpus XVII - by LesLucid
Goddamn. I just noticed how disgusting my keyboard is. I'm surprised it
still works. Guess I better steal another one from Work. Whatís this
orange shit on the 8888888? There's more ashes between the keys than in
my ashtray.
Speaking of disgusting, I should have taken a shower yesterday. I've been
sitting here all night. The sun is coming up and I am running out of
beer. I've got to quit smoking too. You should see the green crap I keep
coughing up. It has black stuff in it.
My head itches. When I scratch it white shit accumulates under my
fingernails. My ears are the same except that the crud in them is a
different color, an orangish brown. There is also material accumulating
right behind my ears. It is different from that on my head or in my ears.
It smells really bad.
This apartment has very dry heat and it dries up my nose. All my boogers
are hard and difficult to extract. Not too long ago I pulled out a bloody
one. It tasted really bad. I don't know what you all see bloody boogers.
It adds nothing to the flavor as far as I can tell.
Now that I notice, my underarms smell pretty bad too. They feel greasy.
Hours ago they were flowing freely but at least that was watery. I don't
like this greasy feeling. OK, there. I took my shirt off and wiped up a
little. They still feel greasy though.
My asshole itches too. For a while I could effectively scratch it by
moving forward and back in my chair. Now the inside of my pants have
become slimy. The technique is no longer effective because I just slip
and slide - there is no friction.
The top of my feet and in between my toes itch. I guess that's the signal
that I'm finished. Time for a shower and bed. Then I'll get up and look
for a life. Good night.
L.L.
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Subject: Re: Warning - Disgusting
From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)
In a previous article, leslucid@aol.com (LesLucid) says:
>Disgusting RantOpus XVII - by LesLucid
>The top of my feet and in between my toes itch. I guess that's the signal
>that I'm finished. Time for a shower and bed. Then I'll get up and look
>for a life. Good night.
No, you gotta work through the wall. You gotta run through the pain.
Keep going until you come out the other side and achieve that geeker's high.
--
Rev. Matthew A. Carey
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