REV-X OUTS Ch.7 Translated into JIVE

From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)

iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE) wrote:
> THAT is the second purpose of TIME CONTROL...

Going on instinct, I converted this hyar message into Jive, er,
slightly-modernized Coon ...

Dere be some moment, some pristine moment uh TRUE SQUIRT/OOZE, so's
infinitesimal dat we don't even notice it, durin' which we "brother out"
at da damn height uh pleasho' nuff and it be dis moment dat da damn
GODS COVET.

DAT be de second purpose uh TIME CONTROL...

De intitial phases uh de o'gasm be isolated as de entire 'esperiance;
dereby "honkyfoolin'" de gods, and STEALIN' BACK whut wuz ALEyeballY
Ya'RS T' BEGIN WID. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! In fact, at
da damn sixd circuit uh de sevend level, it becomes possible t' use dis
"trick" t' reverse da damn priSnow Flake tempo'al flux polarity, whereby
one may DRAW downon said energies, rada' dan be drawn fum; Ya' kin
slacksuck de gods DRY, by "Liva' Lips". Right On! DAT'S where AVATARS
mosey on down fum. Right On! NOTE, dig dis: do NOT attempt dis on
ISIS o' ANY sex-goddess type; dey're betta' at any fo'm uh
meta-fuckin'suckin' ya''d wheels e t' dojigger dan ya' could eva' be,
and such attempts usually result in Real funky "funky loop" phenominae.
What it is, mama!

DIDN'T Be hankerin' aftah 'EM T' KNOW 'DAT', DIDJA STANG. Right On!

ICEKNIFE

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Subject: Re: FIST: Self Awareness
From: iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE)

-=> Quoting I.stang @metronet.com*9 to All <=-Re: FIST: Self Awareness

I@> Aw, come ON! The great Cap'n Pohaski is almost another Dr. Bronner!
I@> The great tradition of SOAP RANTERS is EVOLVING! Besides, Iceknife, a

all one world all one hoax all one soap ok! ok! Essene ABC's as taught by
HILLEL will get you more good! ok! better pussy from long ago BABY-LAWN
than from USMC butt-clench sqeaker ok! GOOD! ALL ONE SUD ALL ONE WORLD OK!

I@> little soap never hurt anybody.

EXCEPT: anyone who was ever burned by lye soap, slipped in soap, got clubbed
with a bag of soap, or was suffocated by having a bar of soap jammed down
their throat. Oh yeah... or had an alleric reaction to some soap.

SO DON'T TRY TO TELL 'ME' THAT SHIT'S NOT DANGEROUS! 'I' KNOW! YES!

I@> I can whiff you all the way from Texas.

Well, STOP IT! That's KINKY! I'll tell yer wife, if you don't STOP!

I'm not that kind of yeti!

I@> Personally, I think if everybody would just QUIT THEIR JOBS and get
I@> with the soap and SLIIIDE way more, you know, just do more
I@> SLIIIIIIIIDING, the world would be in a lot less trouble than it is
I@> now. OK OK SLIP SLIP
I@> Rev. Ivan "Camay Girl" Stang

ok, ok, you've slipped... now chill (yer fuckin' scarin' me)

AND STOP TAKING THOSE DAMN DEMEROL ALREADY! YER FRIED FOR A MONTH AS IS!

ICEKNIFE

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