Re: Heart-shaped jacuzzis rock.

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Tue, Nov 6, 2001 11:07 AM

In article <3BE7FACA.381F23F7@subgenius.com>, Col. Sphinx Drummond
<sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Alliekatt wrote:
>
> > Of course this ain't the real honeymoon, but it sure was fun.
>
> I get how the physical shape of a jacuzzi could have something to do with it's
> stability, however, when volume is equal, I place a higher premium on jet
> location than I do shape.
>
> -Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR

When my son was 5, I had to explain to him that fucking the hot water
vents in the hot tub was something he must NOT do when Grandma was
around, that it was a "private thing" that would be more politely done
when nobody else was present.

He thought about that for a second and then said, "Dad? Could you leave
the hot tub and go away, so can get back to my private thing?"

I told him he'd have to wait. I wasn't about to leave the tub just so
the lad could hump the vents.

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Subject: Re: Heart-shaped jacuzzis rock.
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)

You're a good dad. Teaching your son to delay gratification will serve him well
later in life.

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