Giant Sucking Machine

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 30, 2001 3:02 PM
Message-ID: <Rai97.32469$oh1.11170681@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com>

There should be more posts about it!
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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: null@void (KRONOS)

I too busy with it to write about it.
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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: smartfart@niggerlips.com (Snail's Paste)

and less posts by it
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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: "Rev Jerry" <jthreet@team-vci.com>

>
>WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!!!
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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

We don't need one.

we've got Bob Dean.

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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

Ya beat me to that one by 4 picoseconds, Too easy, really.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Director of Human Services, Atlantis South

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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: "headkase" <woggurl@optusnet.com.au>

i thought he was more like one of those giant blowing machines.

headkase
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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

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> Ya beat me to that one by 4 picoseconds, Too easy, really.
>

Oh the easy ones are my favorite.

If I wanted to work I'd troll the masons again.

fuck that.

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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 31, 2001 12:11 PM
Message-ID: <6bl6k9.3u.ln@news.concourse.com>

In article <Rai97.32469$oh1.11170681@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com>,
Rev. Magdalen <magdalen@home.com> wrote:
>There should be more posts about it!

There was a young man from Racine
Who invented a sucking machine
concave or convex
It would fit either sex,
With Attachements for those in between

(alternate endings)
And was perfectly simple to clean
With a drip pot to catch all the cream
And jerked itself off in between
The god-damndest thing ever seen
And guaranteed used by the Queen.

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I have burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time, and I am still
alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles

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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

Got any pictures of it? I love toys. Just because you'd be more likely to
see THOSE kind of toys in Cheri than ToyFare doesn't matter. I can enjoy a
nice double dong almost as much as those Simpsons dealies of Kang & Kodos.
We'll have Lil test the inbetween bits and report back to us.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Information is King, but even if your AmEx limit
extends into 12 digits,
you still have to be a pawn at some point
to benefit from it.
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a bogus barcode
outta my ass!

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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

http://www.viecokitchen.com/omg8001.htm

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"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

Mmmm, masticating extraction! Now THAT'S the kinda toy a man could really
get friendly with! I could slap a "Bob" sticker on that sucker and ride it
all the way to Dobbstown, YEE haw! The only point of concern is that Nu
KNOWS where to FIND these things. That crazy bastard would play badminton
with a dead bunny as the birdie. Plegh Plegh Plugh Plegh Ploogh.
Disgusting.

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Subject: Re: Giant Sucking Machine
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

"Love 30!"

"Service!"

Plegh Plegh Plugh Plegh (High Lob)

(Slam) SPLOOCH!

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