Damn, now that's one small penis!

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Dec 11, 2001 1:45 PM

(Check out the archived letters in 'Sex Consulting')

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"I have a small panis abt 2 cms. I want to know if at all
I would be able to satisfy my future wife. I ejaculate
very early. Further I mastrubate a lot abt 4 times a week.
This has lead to me fear whether i would be able to bear
children? Pls advice."

--Name: ANIL, in a letter to Dr. Kamaraj

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Subject: Re: Damn, now *that's* one *small* penis!
From: "Xenu" <xenu4231@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Dec 11, 2001 1:50 PM
Message-ID: <5AsR7.51854$Wd.15622114@news1.rdc1.az.home.com>

"nu-monet" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message
news:3C16545B.33C0@succeeds.com...
> (Check out the archived letters in 'Sex Consulting')
>
> http://www.hindimatrimony.com/consulting/index.shtml
>
> "I have a small panis abt 2 cms. I want to know if at all
> I would be able to satisfy my future wife. I ejaculate
> very early. Further I mastrubate a lot abt 4 times a week.
> This has lead to me fear whether i would be able to bear
> children? Pls advice."
>
> --Name: ANIL, in a letter to Dr. Kamaraj

Mine's twice that size WOO HOO!!

PAX VOBISCUM
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Subject: Re: Damn, now *that's* one *small* penis!
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Dec 11, 2001 6:55 PM
Message-ID: <Z1xR7.546$uK4.374852@news.uswest.net>

"nu-monet" wrote

> (Check out the archived letters in 'Sex Consulting')
>
> http://www.hindimatrimony.com/consulting/index.shtml

Dear Sir,
I am married last 10 years before and i got 2 boys. 1st boy age is 8,
2nd 2 year old. Actually now getting problem with when I met [night]
with my wife. I got confuse on my Lingam
Now last one month, I can't cycle with my wife. When I cleaning the
skin, some times on end scratch, also bleeding
How can I solve the problem?
My wife sometime sucking my lingam, I think touching the teeth on
Lingam. This is the reason funguse coming?
Awaiting for your urgent reply.
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Subject: Re: Damn, now *that's* one *small* penis!
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Dec 11, 2001 7:58 PM
Message-ID: <B37F93D2A079D64E.2BD870EABB8D23EE.D342837E822FD8BD@lp.airnews.net>

And this one:

Respected sir, I am married since last 3 months. A problem has been
arise due to my past sins or some thing i
want to explain you in brief. Sir, before marriage I had happened to sex
with 15 to 20 times in whole life (I mean
to say before marriage) with prostitutes. Sir I have also habit of
eating "Gutkha". And drinking but on
occasionally basis. Before marriage I checked HIV but found negative.
Sir I am suffering from itching near by
private parts and buttocks and cotton like substance is coming out daily
from my navel. And after my marriage
my wife is also complaining about little bit etching in buttock and
cotton like waste coming out from navel. Sir I
want to know is this is serious thing or what. I am in great tension and
deliema. Please answer me quickly and
please do not ignore me.

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Subject: Re: Damn, now *that's* one *small* penis!
From: fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Dec 11, 2001 11:25 PM
Message-ID: <slrna1dpi4.89.fun@aspc083.longword.dyndns.org>

On Tue, 11 Dec 2001 11:45:47 -0700,
nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

:"I have a small panis abt 2 cms. I want to know if at all
:I would be able to satisfy my future wife. I ejaculate
:very early. Further I mastrubate a lot abt 4 times a week.
:This has lead to me fear whether i would be able to bear
:children? Pls advice."

I know women with bigger ones.

He just has to learn to fuck like a dyke. It's quite learnable.

--
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"For the purposes of this discussion, we'll assume there exists a spherical
gothband of uniform density which represents the Platonic ideal of 'goth'.
I won't have their records in the house. Hateful racket." (HiRez)
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Subject: Re: Damn, now *that's* one *small* penis!
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 12, 2001 12:18 AM
Message-ID: <obp6v9.d8f1.ln@news.concourse.com>

In article <slrna1dpi4.89.fun@aspc083.longword.dyndns.org>,
David Gerard <fun@thingy.apana.org.au> wrote:
>
>:"I have a small panis abt 2 cms. I want to know if at all
>:I would be able to satisfy my future wife. I ejaculate
>:very early. Further I mastrubate a lot abt 4 times a week.
>:This has lead to me fear whether i would be able to bear
>:children? Pls advice."
>
>
>I know women with bigger ones.
>
>He just has to learn to fuck like a dyke. It's quite learnable.

Every man should learn to "fuck like a dyke". If for no other
reason than for the occasional change of pace.

It never hurts to learn a few new tricks.

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I have burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time, and I am still
alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles
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Subject: Re: Damn, now *that's* one *small* penis!
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 12, 2001 2:19 AM
Message-ID: <3C17050C.10A99E61@carbon.cudenver.edu>

The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP wrote:
<snip>
> >He just has to learn to fuck like a dyke. It's quite learnable.
>
> Every man should learn to "fuck like a dyke". If for no other
> reason than for the occasional change of pace.
>
> It never hurts to learn a few new tricks.
<snip>

Err....... could you give us a short course? I have seen a
little lesbian sex, but I am unclear on how to fuck like a
dyke. Make it clear enough for Barney Fife.

--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
http://www-math.cudenver.edu/~jstarret/microtone.html
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Subject: Re: Damn, now *that's* one *small* penis!
From: Tesla Coil <tescoil@irtc.net>

Richard von Krafft-Ebing's *Psychopathia Sexualis* recounts
the case of a man caught fucking chickens, IIRC. He pled
to the judge that his penis was too small for sex with a
female of his own species, which an examination confirmed.

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