DEPROGRAMMING

(was Call to Skeptics and Superior Mutants)

From: "Brian D. Bisson" <bdb@shadow.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.scientology

They of their Church believe...

[Doktor BDB comments indicated by - ]


That all men of whatever race, color or creed were created with
equal rights;

- Yeti blood is exempt from this rule, thank "Bob"!


That all men have inalienable rights to their own religious
practices and their performance;

- Those rights are GIVEN to us by aliens.


That all men have inalienable rights to their own lives;

- The Conspiracy OWNS all HuMEN.


That all men have inalienable rights to their sanity;

- SubGenii have the ultimate right to their own personal INSANITY!


That all men have inalienable rights to their own defense;

- You can't defend against what you can't see when you're blind as a
dupe of the Con.


That all men have inalienable rights to conceive, choose, assist
or support their own organizations, churches and governments;

- As long as you keep sending money to them.


That all men have inalienable rights to think freely, to talk
freely, to write freely their own opinions and to counter or utter
or write upon the opinions of others;

- That almost makes sense.


That all men have inalienable rights to the creation of their own
kind;

- Yeah, keep cranking out more mindless simps to fund your cause!


That the souls of men have the rights of men;

- Men have such pitiful souls, JHVH-1 won't even eat them.


That the study of the mind and the healing of mentally caused ills
should not be alienated from religion or condoned in non-religious
fields;

- Hard to study what you don't have when it's been washed away.


And that no agency less than God has the power to suspend or set
aside these rights, overtly or covertly.

- Unless you forgot to pay 50 percent of your income.


And we of the Church believe:


That man is basically good;

- ...for cannon fodder.


That he is seeking to survive;

- ...from what, he's not even sure (SYNC UP, PINK BOY!)


That his survival depends upon himself and upon his fellows and
his attainment of brotherhood with the universe.

- ...in other words, to be subsumed by the Conspiracy.


And we of the Church believe that the laws of God forbid man:


To destroy his own kind;

- What if they're not the same kind?


To destroy the sanity of another;

- What if they're already insane?


To destroy or enslave another's soul;

- What if they have no soul?


To destroy or reduce the survival of one's companions or one's
group.

- as they chant "VIVA LA CONSPIRACY!"

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